Bruh.. 😂😂

@KingReplica He is a dad 4:27

@KingReplica did you even watch the video my guy? damn stupid ass comment LOL

Hahhahaa

He says he corrects code as a hobby for “fun” after work. So i have no reason to doubt he indeed is the kind of dude who answers questions in S.O

Neil out for blood 😂

Lol he commented 😂

Yeah, and then in 5K lines of code he doesn't like the @returns. so lame

Ha, then the copyright. Great contributions

@@kevin-carr 🎂🎂a

I do that too. It helps on a psychological level

And here's me dressed up to go to sleep for the work place...

@@idittaibi1757 LMAO

I did same during the lockdown. It helped to trick the brain.

Some people also just prefer dress that way.

Google is waist their genius programmer capacity making them fix/report docs mark or checking commit size. I guess.

@@jjuniorc2 no, he’s reviewing a pull request, an essential part of the software lifecycle. Nothing is being wasted here

@@EGGNBEENZ Obviously that guy has never worked a dev job in his life, probably thinks coding is measured in just constantly glued to the screen.

Yeah. And it doesn't feel cocky at all, the way he talks is very hummble, is like the silent kid from school who is nice when you meet him

@@ryzenwick120 I just get the impression he's a matured grown man unlike the immature fully grown children we call adults in today's society... thank you for coming to my Ted talk

First

"I wake up at 6am for a cold shower followed by 20 minutes of meditation and an energy shake while I write inside my planner"

I wonder the same thing when I see these FF videos of a devs day. 8:00 sit down at desk 8:15 am team meeting until 10:00 10:00-12:00 foosball 12:00-1:30 lunch 1:30 -1:45 code 1:45 - 3:00 relax after hard day 3:00-5:00 drink beer / play video games 5:00 go home.

@@jimmea6317 lmao

I mean it is a day in the life, not the day in the work.

Ah yayyy we hit 72K now :D

And their company free food. Geez..

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A COFFEE DRINKER

Are you talking about Joma Tech or everyone else in general

@@sierra-today don,t worry we will even hit one million 🙂

hahah this one crack me good

My 80 year old grandma is quite tech-savvy tbh lol

does sound fun doesnt it, hanging with ur virtual bros, packing up libre software for distro. :)

Indeed, most of time is all related to food. Other fact that most of those ppl do that to show of. Amazing video!

hahahhahhahha

Marcos Vinicius food is the most essential thing for software eng. 😂

I agree!

Yep he even researched issues he ran into. Most people pretend they know everything on camera

I doubt someone of clearly high intellect knows such uncivilized language ....Me on the other hand definitely felt dissapointed

im gonna say it,... 69

@@trumpet_boooi Thanks bro... universe is now finally in harmony

@@GeronimOCZECH As it should be. I can finally rest.

@@trumpet_boooi Nice

And remember, they say that good code starts from the feet

@@Galileo51Galilei meaning?

Yeah same here. Made me realize once again that I spend my days scrolling up and down... Getting more and more annoying...

The equivalent of having a good gaming chair.

Depends on your setup actually. I prefer wide monitor where I can open multiple files at once. I'm curious how he tracks multiple function calls across multiple files / imports, exports :D

UnderRATed comment

Lmao

LOL!

😂😂

😂

trust me I would love to build the virtual world for you if I had the job offer from google

No it costs our data

@@technofreax chill.

Well yes but actualy no

Y should we They are seller And we are buyer.

And that’s facts

that's true lol

yeah almost every video is mostly about -waking up early and sleeping early -food -coffee -sports and going to gym -pets -breaks

@@quarter-lifecrisis5127 ikr lol

LOL, but most videos go past HR before youtube, and HR gotta have them meals and pingpong table, it's literally a requirement, but with COVID, no more HR buffer.

like gangster

Yea where's the 7 snack breaks,

@Lycan you realize he's joking, right?

@Lycan I was never his fan, I just understand basic english. I knew you shouldn't have dropped out of elementary school. Fuck off and go back to kindergarten.

Michael Hodel it’s not working if you love doing what you’re doing

@@gigabit6226 nice reply......🤣🤣🤣🔥 Loved your reply

Ikr 😂😂😂

XD

LOL

When I Succesfully Fix My Parents Computer against Malware be like

@@MoskusMoskiferus1611 yeah, that's how they also see me while coding website and deleting virus from pc

😂😂

I bet the same thing applies to any other companies out there. Not just Google.

I think it's interviews to make his life easier.

@@supercoolmunkee Nope. I participated in an interview once in 6 years at my company, and it's a big one. Even then, I wasn't really asking any questions. If the department are on a hiring surge though, I guess it's likely. That largely depends on the turnover as well.

@@supercoolmunkee Yes it does. One of the reasons is mostly because you going to work with that same person. You have to be in the same "vibe" for the lack of a better word

The irony that an army of people like that are what makes these commenters capable of posting the comments in the first place. They literally wrote the software to enable you to talk shit about them lmao.

nobody does but ok

actually nobody is talking about his looks

Humans are superficial apes that just like hot people. Why are you surprised?

@i̴ ̸h̶u̷f̴f̸ ̶g̶l̵u̸e̸ who joe

💯

He was reading documentation wtf

You have no idea how much joy that brings

Some private server

We “Moma it”, it’s the Google-in-google

😂😂👍

😂😂😂

Google probably has the best wlb in the industry. Less than other jobs even

mhhhhh

Hello world umhhh, Ok after thinking alot, we appoint you as senior software engineer officer

@xxxtentacion and pewdiepie are bitches It wasn t a joke, i need this job 🥺

i suggest you to apply CTO of google

@@macrogu8364 *CEO

but that gap though...

@@MrTeeWin And the bezels... oh the bezels.

@@jaxjaguarz oh boohooo theres bezels! My life is ruined now that theres inconsequential black bars outside of the screen!

@@niccster1061 I was being sarcastic. LOL.. Playing off the "but that gap" comment and also all the people that complain about phone and tablet bezels.

*120°

@@bossman2634 This is just how I imagine them all to look like 😂

Pls don't scare me I wanna be a software engineer 😭

@@bossman2634 and whats the problem with that

I think job doesn't matter that much. My cousin has very similiar job - also Google software engineer, and he is fit as fuck. He looks very healthy, but idk how will he look in the future since he is 27 and got this job only 2 years ago.

@@bossman2634 Awesome job bringing race into the equation 🤦‍♂️

Ahahhaa.. Dudeeee..

LOL ahahahahaha kspoaksopaksa

Those videos 😂😂

Can u give me the video link 😂

That's the day of the diversity hires

It’s called strategy.

Are we gonna talk about people on youtube comments reusing annoying phrases

Ask a software engineer a 10 lines code for review, he/she will say there are 10 problems. Ask a software engineer a 5k lines code for review, he/she will say LGTM.

That blew me away. I’m assuming it was a huge merge from an already stable branch. No way someone wrote 5,000 lines in one day haha. Today I believe I wrote one or two new lines and edited probably 30 lines.

@@truthsmiles that’s why they were for google. The talent is unreal

That’s what I was thinking or maybe he is like “Fuck! Why doesn’t he tell me how he wants me to do it?”

The guy in the UK wants slapping for submitting a 5000 line PR

Not everybody in the uk has a poor choice of vocabulary and poor behaviour some people in poor areas aren’t like everybody else and some areas just have a variety of people that have a good vocabulary

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Lmao

U weren’t kidding 😅 that was as plain as day I just got to that scene 😂 1:01

And here’s my father, if you ask him time he never round-off the minutes😂😅

Sudipta Adak just opposite happens at my place. You’re lucky.

this comment right now has 169 likes and i can't bring myself to mess that up

@@youngwoongkim4382 You mean almost 170 likes?

Dude nobody is going to memorize every single thing. Memory is not skill.

Moe Ron

there is no way you could memorize all the things even if you are senior software engineering in google

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Cat is a substitute as it ate the mouse.

plus no peer pressure co-worker hangout and social and sht, people have family to go home with at the end of the day.

Malayalee ?

Youre a sad little tool.

don't compare

I hate having to review my teammates code for our college assignments.. I can't even picture myself doing that all day on my actual job.. But well that's part of being into software development, there is no escape I guess

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Oscar Bautista that’s what I always wondered. I myself am not a techy person, I start to fall asleep while on a computer for a certain amount of time. Ig it’s jus not for me lol

Hello guys I'm from. Nepal and I have been learning computer science through coursera and other free stuffs. But in this pandemic I lost my job and simultaneously my laptop become dead. Can some one donate me their old laptop or can someone help me? Please. Laptop costs a lot in my country

@@prabeshrijal1013 Email me bro

It’s debatable if that is really a better approach or not when dealing with a long pr.

@@uzairakram899 i'm definitely not going knit pick on whether it should be return or returns. There's not enough time in my day and i don't have to brainpower to keep doing that

Hah! I love this video, and surprisingly my day is identical to that of a Google Engineer! (Complete with after-work bike ride.) And, we share a similar hate of long change sets.

@@antoinealez12 Agreed, not on the approving aspect but return vs returns, no way Im wasting energy on such trivial bs. Although, being Google, they likely have internal tooling that depends on little things like that staying consistent

@@Terszel my suggestion is to just use a lint tool and add that to the system to automatically handle many such cases by running it when the pr is send. Probably takes care of 75% of the problem ?

This is trash man, if you want it bad enough you can get a job like this. Keep your head up and do the work, I am rooting for you Fernando

That’s Tv 📺

and screw with confidence.

Good way to drill the eyes

Google global truth project and click 'The Present" tab if you want to learn the truth about life/death. If everyone sees this text, it will turn the world right-side up

More like Two big monitor

😂😂

Lol

What if it's a normal monitor that's just upside down. I mean vertically... It could be possible right ?

@@arunkhosh904 Absolutely. However most monitors are built with viewing angles in mind. So you may get noticable artifacts from left to right if you flip it by 90 deg. Search for "portrait monitors" for more information. Be well AK.

@@arunkhosh904 of course it's a normal monitor, just that it supports portrait mode

The code the guy was working on the video is probably publicly available on github hence he can show it

becose this code is avalible on github for free

probably because companies don't allow them to show the code

What a stupid meaningless comment, you sir are stupid.

public your company source code on youtube and see what will happen :D

Can I get one just to laugh at? I've only seen the realistic ones so far and couldn't find the ones you are talking about

i bet he lives in a company residential area with rules and what not..so he doesnt wanna be filmed breaking those rules whatver trivial they may sound

@@Hehehe-hf7rq Or he just cares about his kid's safety

Lol and the green vest

@@izy931 let’s not make light of this father’s dedication to his daughter

I was gonna say that

probaly geek stephen hawking

and his glasses

Look at those fingers! He's pushed some buttons i tell ya...

Dude pls... Even as a joke u should not critisize someone...yes there are people who doesn't mind all this but some peeps don't like it.

Just to search "Why Bing is Thrash?"

well to be fair, he opened a air book, and i guess it's company property too, but why does it matter?

😂😂😂

Well wtf if you can't do it what hope do I have? I'm already 2 years after graduating college and majored in economics and hate it. I want to be a software engineer but only because of the money and status. What are you doing now for a living?

@@Not-Batman it’s about passion and interest. My heart was not with it, therefore it became difficult. Please only do what you enjoy! Do not pursue a career based on money. Chase a career which interests you. Believe me there’s nothing worse than waking up to dread your working day. If you would like more help read: Rich Dad Poor Dad - Cashflow quadrant. It will help you decide. Trust me on this book it will help you create a path.

@@Worldscientist47 those books are nonsense from the mouths of fraudsters and scam artists like Robert kiyosaki and tai lopez. Who became rich by their books snd courses and not cause they found some magic money formula. If you are poor, you are stuck in poverty period. There is no "chasing your passion" or any cheesy bs like that... .you only do whats necessary to fill your plate with food and pay the bills.

@@keylanoslokj1806 So keep doing only the necessary to fill your plate and pay your bills...

This is also true for structural engineering, every day basically starts with I have no idea what I’m doing or what the problem is, but let’s find out

Is that really true though ? It seems a bit odd to think after years of doing something you still learn something new with each day.

@@masterDarts4188 Well technology and problems differ a lot with time.

@@masterDarts4188 Yes, in my everyday work I have to solve problems and bugs, without knowing what is the cause of the bug, or how to implement the new feature, I have to investigate how to create it, or how to replicate a bug and how to fix it. It takes reading, testing, more reading the documentation, analyzing code, what that code does, and why it was implemented that way. Is that way because is something new that you have to create, so no one knows how to, it's your job to do it. For example, the client wants some new feature, say a new window that displays some info from the database, so you have to be able to create the window and where to get that info, so investigate the database, investigate how to create that window, where it will be accessed and how. Coding is almost 40% reading code or documentation, 50% investigating, and 10% writing code. You would be surprised how you spend 2 or 3 days investigating something, and then write 4 lines of code, and it's done.

@@Soul7aker Lordy, yes. Or spend weeks reading the architecture documentation to decipher what a 1000 line C source file does.

The fun part happens, when suddenly something is working after hours of tinkering with the same problem.

i agree with u. friend of mine every time we hangout he starts talking codes. it gets me appreciate my job as a personal trainer, where health comes first then money. i know programmers make good money but who cars how much u make when your life is always on stress.

@@milotxh I went from being in the military to a job where I sat at a desk for 10 hours a day. Man do I feel like shit now, and fat.

Yeah i was planning to take software engineering in college but i saw alot of videos saying not to take software engineering, no hate but i wouldn't want to live like that.

The voices and self talking is very true .... (but I still think its fun 🤷🏿‍♂️)

Thank you so much, Josh 😊

Being a software engineer myself (albeit a very small one) can confirm this is indeed a very handy trick for a productive environment.

more like common sense. Ask financial controllers about monitors when dealing with isane spreadsheets, no one want to spent time going from one point to another with the mouse and mentally bookmarking the different places.

Yeah, it’s nice to have to big monitors. But I know people who work on just their laptop and it blows my mind.

@@f3nrir_ There's a point where increasing the monitor size causes more problems than it solves. The monitor in this video is multiple levels past that stage.

Skinny, malnourished, dirty greasy hair?

@@pompidoos4891 Have you never heard of, say, Steve Wozniak or Richard Stallman?

Because he is white ,middle age and wears glasses ?! Stereotypes at best.

@@jovictor3007 they get the job done no doubt

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I feel like the left monitor was kind of unnecessary but I definitely rate the vertical monitor.

But what did it take to get there? Someone with a high quality of life wouldn't look so unhealthy

Thank you so much, Muizz! 😊

Right? Like, the vests really probably don't matter if someone is so drunk they don't see you in the first place. I like that he is looking out for his son, but jeezus. Haha.

Thanks, now I feel mediocre with my 27 inch monitor.

seems about right

I think monitor size scales with seniority :)

Thank you so much!! 😊

In fact, ruthless consistency across the codebase is an illusion. You always have to integrate some foreign code that doesn't conform to your conventions. Or someone gets sloppy with a few commits. Or coding standards change. It simply doesn't pay off to keep a fully consistent codebase. Unless you make so much money you don't know what to do with it. Plus, any sane conding standards, at least with regard to formal stuff, such as @returns vs @return or indents or brace placement can be fully automated. You could even have a commit hook that does that for you. That's not the kind of consistency that matters. What matters is a consistency that's impossible to check via automated tools: logical consistency. Not correctness, mind you. Consistency in how you use data structures and algorithms and locks and the like. If you see the same search problem solved in ten different ways in the same codebase, or if you need to remap data structures to pass them across different modules everywhere, all formal consistency is worthless, and that codebase is a maintenance nightmare. Last but not least, you don't get consistency easily via code reviews. Consistency comes from getting people on a team to code in the same way. You might speed up the process via draconian code reviews, where commits are rejected for ever so slight deviations from formal requirements, at the cost of a lot of frustration and wasted effort. Where consistency comes from, IME, is a team working together for a few years, learning from each other, and effectively, at some point, starting to code in a way which makes it impossible for outsiders to tell who wrote what, by just looking at the source code.

@@a0flj0 Don't forget that the people who do any kind of enforcement of guidelines end up being hated. And good luck if you have teammates who don't speak very good English.

I don't think the person appearing in this video knows what the term "deadline" means. He's coding for coding sake.

@@Reelix Don't worry, he does know what a deadline is. Only, Google's culture is an engineering and an engineer-driven culture, and they won't prioritize deadlines over having the code the way they meant it.

boring?