A Dream Came True: Home Made Full Auto Crossbow!

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JoergSprave

JoergSprave

7 жыл бұрын

When you make non gunpowder weapons at home, you are usually restricted to single shot contraptions or manual repeaters at best. But of course the ultimate goal is to build a full auto machine gun style weapon!
That is by no means very easy. Muscle powered weapons are simply not quick enough for a true Brat-a-tat action. Gas powered engines are too heavy and clumsy for a portable weapon.
Of course there are modern battery drills - plenty of torque in small packages, lightweight and affordable. It makes sense to use those as power sources. But how to turn rotational motion into a linear cocking process?
We finally, at last, had success using a rack and pinion mechanism. The wooden gears had to be reinforced with massive aluminum for a reliable operation, but the result is very convincing.
It is a reality - true machine gun feeling!
Now on to optimization.
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@on_spikes6867
@on_spikes6867 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine breaking into this guys house and the last thing you hear is "let me show you its features! Hahaha".
@ian9toes
@ian9toes 5 жыл бұрын
“....and best of all it’s still legal”
@yo64yo
@yo64yo 5 жыл бұрын
lmfao 🤣🤣🤣 Joerg would be the type of guy you want on your side if there was ever an appocalypse 🤣
@vendettasnow78
@vendettasnow78 5 жыл бұрын
Moritz B. Haha i love it.😁😁
@Roguecjb
@Roguecjb 5 жыл бұрын
Funniest shit ive read in awhile
@jaygalvan6438
@jaygalvan6438 5 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed at a comment more
@salaciousBastard
@salaciousBastard 4 жыл бұрын
"Ha, ha, ha, ha! Let me show you its features!" "Empty! Ha, ha, ha, ha!" This dude is pure gold.
@kaliumnitraat
@kaliumnitraat 4 жыл бұрын
salaciousBastard no he is theraband gold
@braindamage7842
@braindamage7842 3 жыл бұрын
I got this comment 669 likes
@braindamage7842
@braindamage7842 3 жыл бұрын
Nvm
@clyax113
@clyax113 3 жыл бұрын
His lines could be voice lines in an action video game. I love how his personality goes together with his work so well.
@Lunam_D._Roger
@Lunam_D._Roger 3 жыл бұрын
When you're the 999th like on this comment: " I guide others to a treasure I myself can never possess."
@Tyiriel
@Tyiriel 4 жыл бұрын
Did he say John Deer engine? I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night hearing "Hahahaha, WELCOME TO THE SLINGSHOT CHANNEL" and then hear a tractor starting.
@moisesaguirre7370
@moisesaguirre7370 4 жыл бұрын
Tbh tho I would love that. This dude is an engineering genius. This is the Leonardo davinci of breaking stuff on KZfaq
@Mighty.Mudcrab
@Mighty.Mudcrab 2 жыл бұрын
fully automatic ballista log thrower ?? lmfao i already love this guy
@ps3shaun11
@ps3shaun11 2 жыл бұрын
@@Mighty.Mudcrab then hed come on youtube with it and explain how its legal because it doesnt have a barrel and therefore isnt a firearm
@jack-rm7se
@jack-rm7se 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao lmao
@cringelord1809
@cringelord1809 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine him traveling back in time and ending up in a middle-age crossbow workshop. Guy could conquer the world.
@henryambrose8607
@henryambrose8607 5 жыл бұрын
This man is the Heavy AND the Medic.
@Siathuan
@Siathuan 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, Heavy and Engineer.
@nathantew2180
@nathantew2180 5 жыл бұрын
Siathuan medic cos of the laugh
@Siathuan
@Siathuan 5 жыл бұрын
@@henryambrose8607 All right, triple-threat; Heavy, Medic, AND Engineer.
@henryambrose8607
@henryambrose8607 5 жыл бұрын
@@Siathuan Yes
@DonVigaDeFierro
@DonVigaDeFierro 5 жыл бұрын
@@Siathuan The perfect man doesn't exis---
@damienmccue2793
@damienmccue2793 7 жыл бұрын
did he just make a machine gun out of a tree
@chronokoks
@chronokoks 7 жыл бұрын
Tree carcass to be exact
@Tobias-pb1om
@Tobias-pb1om 7 жыл бұрын
Damien McCue in a humans hand is all a weapon! ( sorry I can't speak English so good...)
@guhalakshmiratan5566
@guhalakshmiratan5566 7 жыл бұрын
'A man is a weapon. Everything else is just a tool...' ;-)
@Wisperride
@Wisperride 7 жыл бұрын
Guha Lakshmiratan You dont know my girlfriend :D
@legrandfromage9682
@legrandfromage9682 7 жыл бұрын
A tree and some theraband gold, yes
@roym2185
@roym2185 4 жыл бұрын
This guy is a madman. I love the laugh, I love the 'Let me show you it's features' and I love the intellectual, creative, innovative, thinking way of approaching and inventing and reinventing things in order to just shoot stuff like a madman. Utter brilliance :D
@captainoblivious_yt
@captainoblivious_yt 4 жыл бұрын
2:50 That's actually a sick beat
@nebulaproject7350
@nebulaproject7350 4 жыл бұрын
yep
@Vivi-xn9iz
@Vivi-xn9iz 5 жыл бұрын
> German > Loves making weapons by itself > Laugh everytime > wears a tee-shirt when he is outside with snow > Makes an automatic crossbow Seems fair to me
@Niwona112
@Niwona112 5 жыл бұрын
>let me show you it's features!!
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1569
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1569 5 жыл бұрын
It's a safety tee shirt
@slexdereck4117
@slexdereck4117 5 жыл бұрын
And they are insane
@asasipogi
@asasipogi 5 жыл бұрын
Holi fook i jist noticed the snow... and here i am shivering on a 17 celsius air conditioning
@skypilot5973
@skypilot5973 5 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with being German? Maybe he should be something else? Racist much?
@MSage
@MSage 7 жыл бұрын
This man will end ISIS all by his self, using a rubber band and a paper clip.
@roehle9962
@roehle9962 7 жыл бұрын
S I C C
@thegreatazal5021
@thegreatazal5021 7 жыл бұрын
Meme🏃Sage still more powerful than the mutalist cernos
@dashin999
@dashin999 7 жыл бұрын
Someone need to buy a lot of slingshot from Joerg and send it to Isis enemies.
@thecraftycrayfish7539
@thecraftycrayfish7539 7 жыл бұрын
MOAR DAKKA!
@thegreatazal5021
@thegreatazal5021 7 жыл бұрын
The Crafty Crayfish dakka dakka dakka
@thpxs0554
@thpxs0554 4 жыл бұрын
A weapon like that could have changed the course of history, if they’d only had rechargeable Makita drills in the Middle Ages.
@memd777
@memd777 4 жыл бұрын
it can be manually rotated as well, he actually made a gun like that, I saw it few months ago
@4philipp
@4philipp 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe bicycle powered
@claytonecramer
@claytonecramer 2 жыл бұрын
They didn't?
@alexseguin5245
@alexseguin5245 2 жыл бұрын
@@4philipp Was gonna say just that. You could use pedals with a gearing system for some kind of bigger version of this device!
@Chunmeista
@Chunmeista 2 жыл бұрын
1. bring da Vinci into the present day 2. show him this video 3. send him back and wait
@vidarbjarni3931
@vidarbjarni3931 4 жыл бұрын
The John Deere engine idea makes me think of perhaps an automatic ballista.
@josephwebb5663
@josephwebb5663 4 жыл бұрын
Like jack the giant slayer
@ismu34
@ismu34 2 жыл бұрын
On a riding mower lol
@emiledesrosiers
@emiledesrosiers 4 жыл бұрын
I mean the crossbow is amazing, but it's really his smile happiness laugh and passion that makes this good
@Nebujin383
@Nebujin383 4 жыл бұрын
And his creativity.
@deathtakes
@deathtakes 4 жыл бұрын
His laugh is great.
@FilterExel
@FilterExel 4 жыл бұрын
I love his hearty laugh.
@alexhyland9393
@alexhyland9393 4 жыл бұрын
He's my new hero
@billporter846
@billporter846 4 жыл бұрын
He's so happy because he has created a fully automatic weapon from wood, aluminium, rubber and a damn drill. Brilliant.
@julesloveless
@julesloveless 7 жыл бұрын
This. This is what is mostly missing from youtube nowadays, enthusiasm. I love his enthusiasm and being genuinely interested in what he is doing. That is why his videos are interesting and better that most of the videos on KZfaq today.
@thetozzyguns3801
@thetozzyguns3801 7 жыл бұрын
+The Derpy Shrimp try Zna productions
@37SteyR
@37SteyR 7 жыл бұрын
julesloveless best comment bro. just the truth !!!
@Aspire85
@Aspire85 7 жыл бұрын
Very true. I also watch a guy that opens various military rations from all over the world, some as far back as the 1940s and shows the contents - even eats most of it! Sounds mundane but his enthusiasm for it keeps me coming back and it's genuinely interesting to see what's inside.
@1ztype343
@1ztype343 7 жыл бұрын
"boom!"
@NomoregoodnamesD8
@NomoregoodnamesD8 7 жыл бұрын
Safety is my number two priority. My number one is fun!
@catherynmosley5664
@catherynmosley5664 2 жыл бұрын
Your joy and enthusiasm makes me smile every time I watch this video.
@chriswharton9092
@chriswharton9092 2 жыл бұрын
I love this bloke. Love the way he laughs. Deep voice. In my mind a tough German. No hair, but a beard. Classically having a good time, too. “It works”, hearty laugh! I’d buy him a beer any day.
@JoeJacksonJr
@JoeJacksonJr 7 жыл бұрын
LOL I feel pity for the burglar that tries to break into Joerg's house.. Joerg would be like, "let me show you its features".. Hour later the cops have to drag the burglar to the hospital to have 30 bolts removed from his rear end... LOL
@lessthenoriginalcynical1493
@lessthenoriginalcynical1493 7 жыл бұрын
Joe's Photo & Video Channel Who needs guns when you are German???
@sammcpeak744
@sammcpeak744 7 жыл бұрын
at 1:00 the way he says that just makes me laugh
@davejacob5208
@davejacob5208 7 жыл бұрын
the burglar would only hear "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" then the sound of the gun and after the first shot he will already begin to die. while there will still be the laugh "HAHAHAHAHAHA..." until he loses consciousness...
@YYCH2o
@YYCH2o 7 жыл бұрын
Burglar-"I'm not scared of a little......" Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta....................Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta Ta ....Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......Silence
@sfuikm
@sfuikm 7 жыл бұрын
Joe's Photo & Video Channel He woulda been like "Say hello to my little friend"
@boyarvalishin9565
@boyarvalishin9565 7 жыл бұрын
I remember the start of this channel, "I have made a new effective and comfortable design to the slingshot." Then it turned to, "I have made a fully automatic crossbow with a drill, some wood, and rubber." Soon its going to be, "I have made a fully automatic, rubber powered slingshot rife that pierces through the metal plates of armored military vehicles."
@hangyulee250
@hangyulee250 7 жыл бұрын
John B and proceed to "I have made a death star out of wood and rubber bands"
@dvdwmplr
@dvdwmplr 7 жыл бұрын
Indeed...and said Death Star would be completely legal and unregulated because it has no barrel...
@GScottActing
@GScottActing 7 жыл бұрын
And if it DID have a barrel, he just has to put a bit of orange plastic on the end :D
@hangyulee250
@hangyulee250 7 жыл бұрын
Gareth Scott And it would be removeable
@voltomike
@voltomike 7 жыл бұрын
Your voice is so great! Man I wish I had your voice. Also, excellent bow design. You are very cool.
@phobos5323
@phobos5323 4 жыл бұрын
"Hand it over. That thing, your dark soul."
@takumeme545
@takumeme545 4 жыл бұрын
That or, "GRIFFITH!!!"
@RedMenace0
@RedMenace0 6 ай бұрын
i always loved watching this dude when i was little causw he was like "hey im gonna make this thing" and then hed immediately show you the cool thing and then the "this is how i make it"
@bandpassmess
@bandpassmess 4 жыл бұрын
This GUY CAN BE SEVERAL CHARACTERS IN MOVIES.
@TheKitemmu
@TheKitemmu 3 жыл бұрын
A big heart super villain IMHO
@dinner8204
@dinner8204 2 жыл бұрын
this is the real life tf2 heavy
@IchNachtLiebe
@IchNachtLiebe 2 жыл бұрын
From the hero who triumphs using cool crossbows, to the scientist under the heros mansion that makes the hero crossbows, to the villain who creates world threatening crossbows that must be stopped.
@acemarvel1564
@acemarvel1564 2 жыл бұрын
The bolt slinger (Character idea) Feel free to add more ideas
@shareitboi
@shareitboi 5 жыл бұрын
I really love the way he laughs lol! Best innovator. Subscribed.
@dirtwagon9041
@dirtwagon9041 4 жыл бұрын
his laugh is happy but maniacal and it's amazing
@dachampion_9993
@dachampion_9993 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the vids Joerg. You inspired me when I was younger to become a maker. I used to sit and watch your videos for hours, and still do for inspiration! Once again, Thanks!
@ongakuchan587
@ongakuchan587 Жыл бұрын
This will always be my favorite video of yours Joerg. Thanks for being yourself and continuing exploring your creativity.
@nautdead3197
@nautdead3197 4 жыл бұрын
"Imagine what you could do with a John deer engine" Man creates full auto ballista
@cykappa6479
@cykappa6479 4 жыл бұрын
I mean even a simple chainsaw engine would do... God, someone needs to test this
@kdr1235
@kdr1235 4 жыл бұрын
Yoooo i havent tought bout it that wat xD SIIICK
@Zamolxes77
@Zamolxes77 4 жыл бұрын
@@cykappa6479 Nah, very little torque for a full auto ballista.
@olemuell5979
@olemuell5979 4 жыл бұрын
@@Zamolxes77 a chainsaw has a very high rpm, so if you make the gearbox with a large translation it will work, just shoot a bit slower
@baguettewithcheese3880
@baguettewithcheese3880 4 жыл бұрын
FULL AUTO BALLISTA OMG OMG OMG
@PrinceHill
@PrinceHill 6 жыл бұрын
Your laugh makes this video just so good
@PrinceHill
@PrinceHill 6 жыл бұрын
You sound like Drax from gaudians off the galaxy
@rowgli
@rowgli 5 жыл бұрын
@@PrinceHill YES! This :D
@PrometheusForever
@PrometheusForever 5 жыл бұрын
Yea he's got that Thor viking laugh going on for him
@shadowbanned3716
@shadowbanned3716 9 ай бұрын
I knew it could be done. This man made one DIY. Bravo!
@under9081
@under9081 4 жыл бұрын
Instant sub, the way this guy laughs after unloading the crossbow is absolutely golden. Plus I love seeing people create stuff like this. Awesome and fun content
@shwuggle
@shwuggle 5 жыл бұрын
Cold enough to freeze ballistic jelly, standing there in a t-shirt 😀
@shinku5463
@shinku5463 5 жыл бұрын
It's okay it's his safety T-shirt
@Anino_Makata
@Anino_Makata 5 жыл бұрын
Shinku Toner Psssh, Joerg doesn't have a safety T-shirt. Don't you know the Golden Rule Of The Slingshot Channel? *"Safety is priority number 0."*
@johnronellequinones4819
@johnronellequinones4819 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine if there are many of this guy during ww2..... Russia may not have survived the first assault.
@BubblewrapHighway
@BubblewrapHighway 5 жыл бұрын
@@johnronellequinones4819 If only they'd attacked in the summer!
@deadpansnarker3749
@deadpansnarker3749 5 жыл бұрын
@@BubblewrapHighway this guy laughs at winter tho'
@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978
@door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978 5 жыл бұрын
Superior German Engineering
@robertgromotka5529
@robertgromotka5529 5 жыл бұрын
Yes! (?) Really! (?) We still (could) do it, a way more cheaper (+- €€€€), and "XXX" Better! (Never for Sale!) Why shoud (we or ?) or anyone else do it !? ("That !?") (The American's (USA) are still at "War" with everyone! The "People of Germany" are only interessted in/for Peace!) Please have some Fun! (Please do not hurt any living Lifeform) LG
@Blank3tM0nst3r
@Blank3tM0nst3r 5 жыл бұрын
German science is ze best in ze World!!!
@felipecassemiro1684
@felipecassemiro1684 5 жыл бұрын
ITS A JOJO REFERENCE???????
@grahamlopez6202
@grahamlopez6202 5 жыл бұрын
Yup. Saw this and threw my hk in the trash
@mic8405
@mic8405 5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA
@aaronbelman-wells2175
@aaronbelman-wells2175 4 жыл бұрын
Finally! I designed something like this a year ago, but without the skills to actually make it, I had no idea if it would actually work. I love this channel!
@trmarple
@trmarple 4 жыл бұрын
Love this channel Joerg you're definitely a master craftsmen! Amazing!
@lawrencewilliams1149
@lawrencewilliams1149 6 жыл бұрын
This man found a legal way to weaponize pencils... HE IS A GENIUS
@corbingraham2630
@corbingraham2630 5 жыл бұрын
They aren't pencils
@playlistcollection2457
@playlistcollection2457 5 жыл бұрын
@@corbingraham2630 but they could be
@IndigoXYZ18
@IndigoXYZ18 5 жыл бұрын
Lawrence Williams John Wick was the first to pull that shit off.
@make-u-rich879
@make-u-rich879 5 жыл бұрын
Soon you will need weapon license for penciles. Poor kids in the school.
@Vidhur
@Vidhur 5 жыл бұрын
@@IndigoXYZ18 Not really though, John Wick's way isn't exactly legal. :P
@freak4twenty
@freak4twenty 4 жыл бұрын
3:33 he murders the camera man while maniacally laughing. 12/10
@markymarco2570
@markymarco2570 4 жыл бұрын
Maniacally? Demonically! It was even at 3:33 which is the half of 6:66.
@bertvdlast
@bertvdlast 4 жыл бұрын
Es Jay. Oh, there are plenty of Germans!
@12233444q
@12233444q 3 жыл бұрын
А ФИ ГЕТЬ. СУПЕР. Надо же, насколько просто и эффективно. Мастер! Изобретатель с большой буквы!
@jamilrashard6345
@jamilrashard6345 2 жыл бұрын
That is pure genius. You gave so much talent
@Pressed_For_Time
@Pressed_For_Time 7 жыл бұрын
I'm convinced this guy was apart of Codename: Kids Next Door. His 2x4 technology is unparalleled.
@mr.hydrogen3189
@mr.hydrogen3189 7 жыл бұрын
Meow Meow Fuzzyface It is said Chuck Norris once broke his foot trying to kick this guys ass.
@ZyFinProductions
@ZyFinProductions 7 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, there was a division designated to those 13 and older, kinda like sleeper agents! Maybe he's one ;D
@SpaghettiEnterprises
@SpaghettiEnterprises 7 жыл бұрын
COLmegoCOLma dude ;)
@FREE_WILL_DEFENDER
@FREE_WILL_DEFENDER 7 жыл бұрын
KND confirmed really happened
@Badmicakaneo
@Badmicakaneo 7 жыл бұрын
BobbyJay Nigel Uno, the later years.
@GaigeHawthorne
@GaigeHawthorne 5 жыл бұрын
"imagine what you could do with a John Deere engine" **laughs maniacally**
@catgath9718
@catgath9718 5 жыл бұрын
Make it happen please!
@manictiger
@manictiger 5 жыл бұрын
Full auto ballista!
@ARMusicOfficial2004
@ARMusicOfficial2004 5 жыл бұрын
Haw Thorne Gaige *laughs mechanically*
@AlexanderWilithinIII
@AlexanderWilithinIII 5 жыл бұрын
His arrows will blot out the sun.
@murdechoc
@murdechoc 5 жыл бұрын
the rubber band would break
@scooterrube7700
@scooterrube7700 7 ай бұрын
One thing the government can not take away from you is you're creativity
@commandogirl22
@commandogirl22 4 жыл бұрын
I love this soo much! I love crossbows and seeing different ways to upgrade them is awesome :) Love your voice as well
@davecunningham8476
@davecunningham8476 5 жыл бұрын
The only man Chuck Norris is scared of
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 5 жыл бұрын
Chuck Norris must have illegal kids al around the world. (He was in Vietnam.) But they can't stay hidden. They have the OP al over them. I'd stay Chuck is not scared of him. Chuck approves. Nodding silently.
@gentlemandragon9727
@gentlemandragon9727 5 жыл бұрын
timomastosalo chuck norris is afraid of David goggins
@ptbot3294
@ptbot3294 5 жыл бұрын
Please dude, Chuck Norris eat bolts for breakfast.
@asdewrt
@asdewrt 5 жыл бұрын
@@ptbot3294 Joerg eats Chuck Norris for breakfast
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 4 жыл бұрын
@Pecu Alex Cool down - these are Chuck Norris memes: not a scientific thesis. I was of course referring to the Chuck Noris movie where he was in the 'Nam.
@flamexbeatsbeatsbyflame8844
@flamexbeatsbeatsbyflame8844 6 жыл бұрын
Meet Arnold Schwarzenegger mixed with Albert Einstein. .. Are we just going to ignore it's -20 and he's in a t shirt?🤣 I'm building this..
@jacrispcrisp3707
@jacrispcrisp3707 6 жыл бұрын
Flame BMG how'd it go
@wamboi4538
@wamboi4538 5 жыл бұрын
-20? More like -5
@davindamico1759
@davindamico1759 5 жыл бұрын
Freezes Ballistic Gel, but not his blood!
@olsim1730
@olsim1730 5 жыл бұрын
@@wamboi4538 I believe in Germany they measure in Celsius like most of the rest of the world does.... -20°c it could easily be.
@wamboi4538
@wamboi4538 5 жыл бұрын
ol sim Nope the Winter in Germany isnt that cold it wont be colder than -5 or -7 I know that because im living here
@Brody6145
@Brody6145 Жыл бұрын
I just want to say I love your Channel Sir and to hear you say LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES brings such joy to my life and I've come back to the same videos multiple times months and year apart just to hear you re-explain the same thing because you have such a great personality and great laugh
@Brody6145
@Brody6145 Жыл бұрын
On top of this I'm not sure if you have a video like this but I would love a video compilation of just your laugh and you saying LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!!! from all your past videos and moments ☺️
@sidamarali3030
@sidamarali3030 3 жыл бұрын
You are just unbeatable with this stuff. Just wow!
@natedagreat19
@natedagreat19 6 жыл бұрын
Give this man a job as a voice actor. I love his laugh!!!!
@Jabooty_Williams
@Jabooty_Williams 5 жыл бұрын
i thought he was voice actor for heavy in TF2
@kkkk4444....
@kkkk4444.... 5 жыл бұрын
also kinda Braum? I guess?
@luchadorito
@luchadorito 5 жыл бұрын
BWAHAHAHAHA
@awilduser895
@awilduser895 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jabooty_Williams its alot more than a laugh to become a voice actor
@Jabooty_Williams
@Jabooty_Williams 5 жыл бұрын
@@awilduser895 somebody doenst understand a joke
@patrickfitzmichael5940
@patrickfitzmichael5940 5 жыл бұрын
Love his laugh. Snow on the ground and comfortable in a t-shirt. Ha ha ha. I subscribed.
@timomastosalo
@timomastosalo 5 жыл бұрын
I was surprised he put a jacket on after awhile. Gues for a short pop-out from his workshop he didn't want to bother in the dressing fuss.
@tomasalexander2275
@tomasalexander2275 4 жыл бұрын
Just love this guy!, I will be making this auto crossbow!
@carolroberts7119
@carolroberts7119 5 ай бұрын
Thats is exactly the concept that I wrote to you about with the lead screw idea to cock the bow. Good job i knew you could make it happen.
@RichardULong
@RichardULong 5 жыл бұрын
This guy is the closest relative we have to ancient vikings
@kkrup5395
@kkrup5395 5 жыл бұрын
And... where this conclusion came from?
@joshb7203
@joshb7203 5 жыл бұрын
K Krup r/wooosh
@extrachromosome7114
@extrachromosome7114 5 жыл бұрын
And at the same time the Jetsons.
@rekokovero9155
@rekokovero9155 5 жыл бұрын
@@joshb7203 ????
@atheosathanatos8115
@atheosathanatos8115 5 жыл бұрын
I mean, they dont have drills in ancient times sooooo
@fib621
@fib621 4 жыл бұрын
When we are on a zombie apocalypse, I'm following this guy...
@a_monkey_with_no_nipple
@a_monkey_with_no_nipple 4 жыл бұрын
RapidHmsta 6241 no he is a apocalype
@fib621
@fib621 4 жыл бұрын
@@a_monkey_with_no_nipple lol, right haha
@mrflip-flop3198
@mrflip-flop3198 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine this guy being the zombie.
@fib621
@fib621 4 жыл бұрын
@@mrflip-flop3198 oh god no
@WereDictionary
@WereDictionary 4 жыл бұрын
Just follow the signature laugh as he mows down zombies en masse...
@laylowlonger7157
@laylowlonger7157 4 жыл бұрын
I really enjoy your video's dude and the way you bring your thoughts to life. Thank you for all your efforts. Educational and entertaining. Well done.
@waynesmith7487
@waynesmith7487 4 жыл бұрын
I Love that You are having so much fun designing and building these apparatuses! Your laugh is infectious☺
@SuperEman500
@SuperEman500 4 жыл бұрын
Germany establishes gun control, Joerg presents solution.
@ploperdung
@ploperdung 4 жыл бұрын
hah hah hah hah hah!
@WeissTreufel
@WeissTreufel 4 жыл бұрын
Germans are nothing if not resourceful and innovative. We've managed to retain that perception and it is true, no less.
@billporter846
@billporter846 4 жыл бұрын
SuperEman500 drill control will be next.
@DrZergling
@DrZergling 4 жыл бұрын
@@WeissTreufel Don´t be so sure..
@WeissTreufel
@WeissTreufel 4 жыл бұрын
@@DrZergling Boy, that's some nerve you've got there. You've still got Trump in office. I'm going to need you to fix that before you start criticizing the Germans.
@ToastedFanArt
@ToastedFanArt 6 жыл бұрын
He's the kind if guy I'd always want to be on the good side of...
@luger_Mann
@luger_Mann 5 жыл бұрын
Toasted Fan Art You wouldn’t hear him coming either. Well mostly...
@haiderszn
@haiderszn 5 жыл бұрын
Toasted Fan Art Insha Allah, screw those retards.
@dylangettinger4085
@dylangettinger4085 5 жыл бұрын
A weapon to surpass metal gear
@Deadvalley200
@Deadvalley200 5 жыл бұрын
I pity those on his bad side.
@murderouskitten2577
@murderouskitten2577 4 жыл бұрын
This changel is AWSOME !
@saltyppancakes717
@saltyppancakes717 4 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I get on KZfaq for. A big dude w a big automatic honemade crossbow
@brownehawk7744
@brownehawk7744 5 жыл бұрын
I wish I loved anything as much as this guy loves his weapon craft.
@adamnagy6079
@adamnagy6079 4 жыл бұрын
@trevor cauler Are you a pirate, or what? :D
@davidmonroe7783
@davidmonroe7783 4 жыл бұрын
@trevor cauler 😂😂
@msyafik5168
@msyafik5168 4 жыл бұрын
A:bro we need weapon B:give me some wood,handrill,and a lot of pencil A:what you gonna do with that? B:machine gun(laughing in german)
@mogowemasete2144
@mogowemasete2144 4 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆
@agent-33
@agent-33 4 жыл бұрын
After it's made. "LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES" (*intensified german laugh*)
@markpang8847
@markpang8847 4 жыл бұрын
You're forgetting rubber. 😉
@christinahellberd1718
@christinahellberd1718 4 жыл бұрын
Just like how every single one of our fathers forgot rubber aswell that made us huh ;-)
@priestof1
@priestof1 3 жыл бұрын
That is absolutely awesome !!
@jednejzer1991
@jednejzer1991 2 жыл бұрын
Absolute gold this video! Everything that is good about KZfaq! A human being, documenting their passion with passion and just being himself! Liked, subscribed, shared! Sheer class! 😂
@g-hosty1026
@g-hosty1026 5 жыл бұрын
This man wears a T - shirt in snow. Finally someone who understands.
@colinsmith1495
@colinsmith1495 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!!! My wife wonders how I sweat in 70 degrees F. I wonder how she's bundled up like the dead of winter in 80 degrees F.
@aidanmulligan7342
@aidanmulligan7342 5 жыл бұрын
Russians
@thatxonexguy5438
@thatxonexguy5438 5 жыл бұрын
Hes fat, so he has insulation.
@moorbene5104
@moorbene5104 5 жыл бұрын
G - hosty me too
@Will-rw8mf
@Will-rw8mf 5 жыл бұрын
@@thatxonexguy5438 dude, that looks like mostly muscle
@facelessfigure7985
@facelessfigure7985 4 жыл бұрын
He sounds so happy and it just makes my day.
@Zomby_Woof
@Zomby_Woof 4 жыл бұрын
His laugh really is infectious. In spite of the timber of his voice, I don't find it supervillainy at all.
@toysoldierfrost
@toysoldierfrost 3 жыл бұрын
That was my thought too. He's so jolly :D
@PunisherMAXXImmortal
@PunisherMAXXImmortal Жыл бұрын
I have GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THESE! Revolutionary.
@videolabguy
@videolabguy 6 ай бұрын
All functional humans should build things. Fun things. Any thing. I love the joy in your laugh. Honest and from the heart. You rock, Jeorg!
@somesz83
@somesz83 4 жыл бұрын
"I underestimated the cold..." - said wearing a T-shirt in minus celsius and everything covered in snow. :-D
@Alan_Page
@Alan_Page 4 жыл бұрын
Was about to comment on this and then I figured someone had to have mentioned that.
@matthewthiel4378
@matthewthiel4378 4 жыл бұрын
With a bald head
@keiortoka3674
@keiortoka3674 4 жыл бұрын
Preparing for Russian winter
@robertmyles9124
@robertmyles9124 4 жыл бұрын
@@keiortoka3674 except he's in Germany.......
@artyom-ei2mf
@artyom-ei2mf 4 жыл бұрын
@@robertmyles9124 lol that's exacly why he is preparing for the russian winter. you don't make mistakes twice.
@buttrabies
@buttrabies 6 жыл бұрын
*LET ME **_SHOW_** YOU ITS **_FEATURES_*
@emmassey5947
@emmassey5947 4 жыл бұрын
I love this dude's chuckle. :D
@1950harleycharley
@1950harleycharley 4 жыл бұрын
You are a genius!!! Wow!!! Great job!
@jsweizston5410
@jsweizston5410 4 жыл бұрын
I need this guy in Cyberpunk 2077 as a gun mod maker or anything. Get this guy motion captured and in that game!
@pickle4scooters
@pickle4scooters 4 жыл бұрын
thats a big yes
@clientcomun1958
@clientcomun1958 4 жыл бұрын
Hell yes.v you can get your old .45 acp back.I made some extra adjustments for free.let me show you its features.haha
@Sharlidar
@Sharlidar 4 жыл бұрын
why does he always remind me of marcus the german version
@incognitomode318
@incognitomode318 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine this auto crossbow in cyberpunk 2077 be like
@clientcomun1958
@clientcomun1958 4 жыл бұрын
@@incognitomode318 budget drive- by with steel darts
@Sauron.1
@Sauron.1 5 жыл бұрын
- Fires -> haaahahahaha - Fires more -> hahahahahahaha - Fires one more volley -> ehahahahahahahaha
@thyssenheinel6507
@thyssenheinel6507 5 жыл бұрын
Now you know why other forced germany to sign verseilles
@freezeman3995
@freezeman3995 5 жыл бұрын
isnt he russian heavy from TF2? l o l
@thomaszhang3101
@thomaszhang3101 4 жыл бұрын
Sign this! No more shooting! And laughing! From then on, German humor was no laughing matter.
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 4 жыл бұрын
Sauron; ... empty! Ha Ha Ha!
@timtravasos2742
@timtravasos2742 3 жыл бұрын
Incredible ingenuity! Bring the pain!
@Punkfilms4605
@Punkfilms4605 4 жыл бұрын
Girlfriend: "I don't want sex yet." Me: 3:13
@surfinggnifrus5762
@surfinggnifrus5762 3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@immrnoidall
@immrnoidall 5 жыл бұрын
His accent ,talking about it and laughing is killing me. f ing hilarious.
@Snoooo
@Snoooo 4 жыл бұрын
0:16 0:31 0:52 0:59 2:04 2:48 3:30 3:39 7:49 Don't mind me, just doing the gods work here.
@ricardoflummiremus
@ricardoflummiremus 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@d7eemo270
@d7eemo270 4 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha ahahhaha hahah
@Rockstar-uq4li
@Rockstar-uq4li 4 жыл бұрын
First youtube comment that got me crying.
@jockeb2651
@jockeb2651 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@walenfesata
@walenfesata 4 жыл бұрын
0:59 pirate laugh..
@anotherchannel9928
@anotherchannel9928 3 жыл бұрын
Way better than I expected!
@michaelbocchino9887
@michaelbocchino9887 4 жыл бұрын
Wow that's so CooL I love it NICE WORK BRO,
@y0urs03pic
@y0urs03pic 5 жыл бұрын
When Your Country Bans Firearms... *[ IMPROVISE, ADAPT, OVERCOME ]*
@Kiflaam
@Kiflaam 5 жыл бұрын
and then invade poland again?
@richystar2001
@richystar2001 5 жыл бұрын
I would have explosive head arrows. Six arrows would enter the intruders chest.... then 5 seconds later he would turn into a fourth of July display.
@WFASPigeonGang
@WFASPigeonGang 5 жыл бұрын
Gunny is proud of you
@1Kaisermerlin
@1Kaisermerlin 5 жыл бұрын
Well firearms are not banned. :o
@theazi2
@theazi2 5 жыл бұрын
Xcom
@stargazer2042
@stargazer2042 4 жыл бұрын
I love how he explains everything. He is so passionate about the engineering.
@TrangDB9
@TrangDB9 4 жыл бұрын
German spirit
@gking407
@gking407 4 жыл бұрын
TrangDB9 So pure amirite?
@DonSeldum
@DonSeldum 4 жыл бұрын
You are a legend. Love your personality.
@markmaraviov7248
@markmaraviov7248 2 жыл бұрын
I love this guy! His laugh is the best, plus he’s brilliant!
@fallenpastabean804
@fallenpastabean804 6 жыл бұрын
Time stamps of this man's awesome evil laughs! 0:31 0:53 0:58 2:05 2:49 3:31 3:40 7:51
@MonoclePanda
@MonoclePanda 6 жыл бұрын
Great
@TheBrunswicksfinest
@TheBrunswicksfinest 6 жыл бұрын
Fallen Pastabean your awesome for this comment
@dylansmeets5379
@dylansmeets5379 6 жыл бұрын
Pure evil
@bernardosantana2817
@bernardosantana2817 6 жыл бұрын
To the top!!
@bernardosantana2817
@bernardosantana2817 6 жыл бұрын
That laughing so epic
@htechhd1387
@htechhd1387 7 жыл бұрын
Haha please make a version for IKEA pencils so you can enjoy free ammunition :D
@rickmulder1853
@rickmulder1853 7 жыл бұрын
HTechHD YES
@WheezyShotta
@WheezyShotta 7 жыл бұрын
+1
@gustavgans254
@gustavgans254 7 жыл бұрын
He actually already did that;D
@idrinkwater8232
@idrinkwater8232 4 жыл бұрын
Been with ya since 50 thousand subs. I have never tired of your content!
@aldebaran_9142
@aldebaran_9142 4 жыл бұрын
Mr.Joe, super create 👏😎
@thebackyardbear
@thebackyardbear 5 жыл бұрын
When shit goes south... I want this guy on my side. I am IN LOVE with this design. Great Job
@fabianvasquezjr8852
@fabianvasquezjr8852 4 жыл бұрын
"Say guten tag to my little friend"
@harleyme3163
@harleyme3163 4 жыл бұрын
helluva way to wake up.. I've seen that pole arm.... wher they gotta say guten tag everytime they hit someone with it... good morning! Whack!
@EroticPlatypus
@EroticPlatypus 4 жыл бұрын
Hablar Bueno dia al mi amigo pequeño
@jamiesuvo7420
@jamiesuvo7420 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you you make some very cool stuff you're a awesome inventor
@yvonnepaulovicqueen1677
@yvonnepaulovicqueen1677 3 ай бұрын
I admire your diligence at creating what some might think not practical or even workable! I have always thought that you work very hard to achieve your dreams! I feel you are a very clever inventor and I love your builds!
4 жыл бұрын
"Let me show you its features ... hahaha ! ... oops the gelatin has frozen ... " but he is wearing a T-shirt lol.
@erndeche1475
@erndeche1475 4 жыл бұрын
That's how you know he's a sturdy northerner. As long as there's no wind, t-shirt is fine down to 0 Fahrenheit.
@aivreescend7945
@aivreescend7945 4 жыл бұрын
He just didn't realized that he's more resistance to cold than the Ballistic. A superhuman syndrome.
@gustavoargumanis1863
@gustavoargumanis1863 4 жыл бұрын
You expected him to feel cold?! Really?!
@Charlie-Charlot
@Charlie-Charlot 4 жыл бұрын
Ern de Che 0 Fahrenheit ? That’s minus 17 Celsius ! You can wear a T-shirt in those temperatures for about 10 minutes before dying.
@mr.guacamolestuffedunicorn7349
@mr.guacamolestuffedunicorn7349 4 жыл бұрын
Charlie Charlot nope
@davidproweb
@davidproweb 7 жыл бұрын
This guy should be a Overwatch character! Your "hahaha" is incredible!
@Cheesus-Sliced
@Cheesus-Sliced 7 жыл бұрын
and the weapon can change every couple of weeks... and the ultimate is the bowling ball launcher that instantly kills anything it hits, with the ult call being "LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES" and every kill you get a "HAHAHAHAHA"
@Zombiewithabowtie
@Zombiewithabowtie 7 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit, as I was watching I kept glancing at his left arm expecting it to be a claw linked to a back mounted forge :P
@rev2505
@rev2505 7 жыл бұрын
IDK about the weapon changing every couple of weeks since they wouldn't want to spend time doing that but I would love to see him as a character with a pencil shooting mini-gun. That would be awesome.
@Cheesus-Sliced
@Cheesus-Sliced 7 жыл бұрын
The weapon could have exactly the same stats every time, just change skins, animations, sounds etc. Would be totally wicked.
@WaltTFB
@WaltTFB 7 жыл бұрын
He must have left his shotgun in Ravenholm.
@petergondwe518
@petergondwe518 Жыл бұрын
I salute him,he is a machines himself,I love how he explains.
@geomeungoyangiii2012
@geomeungoyangiii2012 Жыл бұрын
your video and presentation always lots of fun and satisfy me . amazing!
@maxmoefoe
@maxmoefoe 7 жыл бұрын
THATS what i'm talking ABout!
@michalmichalson7630
@michalmichalson7630 7 жыл бұрын
maxmoefoe I didn't expect that famous KZfaqrs like you watch a German guy creating crazy slingshots ^^
@bigbuckey7687
@bigbuckey7687 7 жыл бұрын
Hey you're the guy who hangs out with filthy frank sometimes!
@bigbuckey7687
@bigbuckey7687 7 жыл бұрын
(congrats on your dying channel)
@NirvanaKC001
@NirvanaKC001 7 жыл бұрын
hey it's that guy idubbbz hangs out with sometimes
@grillmaster6948
@grillmaster6948 7 жыл бұрын
maxmoefoe oh shit max you should make a parody out of this with frank and idubbbz
@foster5840
@foster5840 Жыл бұрын
You finally did it man, I'm excited yo
@landonhyde4916
@landonhyde4916 4 жыл бұрын
Dude thats rad!
@bradstudio
@bradstudio 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine being hunted by this guy in the forest and all you hear before you die is that laugh?
@jayscraggs1012
@jayscraggs1012 4 жыл бұрын
Idk why but I feel like I'd be ok with that
@TheOneG36
@TheOneG36 4 жыл бұрын
let me show you its features AHAHAHA xD
@visionist7
@visionist7 4 жыл бұрын
Game of Thrones style
@clivewells7090
@clivewells7090 4 жыл бұрын
I'd prolly go for a low five..! X
@among-us-99999
@among-us-99999 4 жыл бұрын
Jörg would never hurt anyone
@booyacash
@booyacash 4 жыл бұрын
"Ok... the Gel has frozen so hard that it can't be used for testing" saying this while being out there in a short sleeve T-shirt. That's badass.
@New_Black_Chaos
@New_Black_Chaos 2 жыл бұрын
I instinctively tilted my head to the side behind my monitor when the barrel pointed towards the camera 🤣 Joerg you're a wunderbar genius 💪
@gilbertrobles1374
@gilbertrobles1374 4 жыл бұрын
You are a genius😁just subbed. Cheers from Brownsville Texas
@kdbrown777
@kdbrown777 7 жыл бұрын
Final boss of Wolfenstein II confirmed.
@davidthokchom369
@davidthokchom369 6 жыл бұрын
Lel😂😂
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