A Good Video About Condemned: Criminal Origins
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6 жыл бұрынalternatively, Bum Fight : No shower edition
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@Pyrocynical 6 жыл бұрын
Just wanted to say thanks for sticking around, I know being gone for long periods like this isn't the best for the channel but condemned is a game I've loved for years and wanted to share my appreciation for it I'll probably end up making "a good video about" a series on game reviews in the future, trying to bring back more old series and introduce new ones. Next video should be an ASOT, and thanks again for the support bros
@YeetusCletus 6 жыл бұрын
Pyrocynical np dad
@dz4742 6 жыл бұрын
ur mama gay
@pleh1691 6 жыл бұрын
ur gay
@TodoWarcraft 6 жыл бұрын
my name jeff
@aspirevfx 6 жыл бұрын
Pyrocynical where the fuck is black mesa
@MandaloreGaming 6 жыл бұрын
"I won't rest until all the homeless in this city are obliterated by my hand." Wow what did Ethan mean by that?
@jimjimmy8900 6 жыл бұрын
MandaloreGaming I'm happy to find you here. Your reviews pretty great
@Extellus 6 жыл бұрын
Mandaloreeeeeeeeeeeeeee I love your content my dude
@brofist4675 6 жыл бұрын
MandaloreGaming those pecking loiterers are ruining this great city of ours
@retrowarrior8831 6 жыл бұрын
Your reviews are great :)
@alarev8586 6 жыл бұрын
MandaloreGaming get out of here you turbo nerd XD lol. Go read a book or play some d&d am i right boys up top.
@caesarstrundova8003 5 жыл бұрын
I just don't get why everyone is so concerned with one serial killer, when the whole city is undergoing the early stages of a zombie Apocalypse.
@The1of1000 4 жыл бұрын
Caesar StrunDova Exactly lol, I just played through the game and was wondering this the whole time.
@brendenyells3321 4 жыл бұрын
Because later on in the 2nd one SKX becomes obsessed with the Oro (cult) and kills everyone to find out how it works.
@strangelove6397 4 жыл бұрын
@@brendenyells3321 dude wtf I didn't get a chance to beat the second one before I sold my console tf did you spoil it for.
@brendenyells3321 4 жыл бұрын
OrdinaryGume oh it’s Doland too btw
@strangelove6397 4 жыл бұрын
@@brendenyells3321 dont even know who that is tbh fuck face been like 5 years since I owned that game so checkmate
@SnacxAttac 3 жыл бұрын
*gets grabbed by a mangled half dead man covered in blood and missing most of his face* “Help me... H-help me...” Thomas: “Help is on the way 🙂”
@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay 3 жыл бұрын
And the help didn’t arrive. :)
@haleloop963cortex4 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay did you assassinated the helpers
@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay 3 жыл бұрын
@@haleloop963cortex4 Well.....
@haleloop963cortex4 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKidsAreSOnotOkay I'll take it as a yes
@RatchetandSly 2 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's just me, but I kinda like it. Thomas is a Fed, through and through. Always keeping his cool and giving his reassuring speeches, no matter how grisly the injuries.
@ANunes06 3 жыл бұрын
An hour into the game, I remember turning to my friend and asking "How certain are we that I'm not actually the serial killer?" At the end of the game, he answered "Hundred percent. You just rampaged through the city murdering EMTs and homeless people, convinced you were solving a crime by collecting dead birds off the street. The fuck do you call that?"
@freelemonade9695 2 жыл бұрын
What do we call that? Children this is what we call a PRO GAMER /j
@epicfilms4life507 2 жыл бұрын
this comment is so confusing, because either for it to be correct, your friend needs to answer 0 percent or you need to say "how certain are we that I AM the serial killer" otherwise it just hurts my fuckking brain
@epicfilms4life507 2 жыл бұрын
@St. Haborym i know its a joke its just phrased weird thats all i was saying
@blueripper1558 2 жыл бұрын
Necessary
@oooye 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds more fitting for spec ops:the line
@Sive 6 жыл бұрын
pyrocynical
@Screwlex 6 жыл бұрын
hi sive
@a.m.420. 6 жыл бұрын
pyrocynical
@zilpo305 6 жыл бұрын
Sive
@mr.nobody4338 6 жыл бұрын
Don’t steal my top comment from me.
@isanta1036 6 жыл бұрын
sive
@MrLordofgames 4 жыл бұрын
Never knew megamind had a spinoff game in metrocity
@Thefunction. 4 жыл бұрын
The real question is where is megamind
@techman9945 4 жыл бұрын
New megamind remake is lookin kinda edgy ngl
@MarakamiSG 4 жыл бұрын
I actually read that the way Megamind pronounces it
@coliom7811 4 жыл бұрын
669 likes. Nice
@passivelotus6782 4 жыл бұрын
I think it's Metro-city
@yush7221 3 жыл бұрын
55:11 I'm now convinced that every person named ‘Ethan’ always loses a finger.
@lambsauce5312 3 жыл бұрын
I just got the joke, that's a nice one bro, good job, no homo
@a.k8185 2 жыл бұрын
*looks at brother*
@josem370 2 жыл бұрын
Ethan winters hands really went through a lot
@boyblue3485 2 жыл бұрын
*Heavy rain intensifies*
@thebillyonaire4965 2 жыл бұрын
Ethan mars is the only one to feel excruciating pain from losing a finger
@Robloxgamer-lh9gx 3 жыл бұрын
After two years I just realized that the enemies in the library are victims of the fire that rosa talks about. In the first call with her she tells you that there was a big fire there explaining why some of the people inside looking really disfigured and burned.
@BigPuddin 3 жыл бұрын
Did the fire also fry their frontal lobes turning them into quadroped troglodytes that behave like generic horror assets ripped from The Suffering?
@camblongkaras7121 3 жыл бұрын
@@BigPuddin It gets revealed in the plot.
@BigPuddin 3 жыл бұрын
@@camblongkaras7121 I played both games. The answer is still stupid.
@jonunomac4931 3 жыл бұрын
@@BigPuddin I think it would be due to the fact the that people are going insane in the city. Similarly to the guys that crawl around in the subway section of the game. They have no reason to crawl but they just do.
@BigPuddin 3 жыл бұрын
@@jonunomac4931 Yeah. It's just trying to play on human fears of the aberrant while still being grounded in a believable universe. Doesn't work. It would for Silent Hill, but it just doesn't make sense here. "Oh, they're crazy so they arbitrarily crawl" because crazy people wouldn't just run at you as you'd expect of a form of locomotion endemic to our species for well over a million years. It's like having them cartwheel at you.
@Solhurst 4 жыл бұрын
You’ll be sad to hear that Townsville is a real place in Australia
@clarencetuurngait7628 4 жыл бұрын
Is it on fire ?
@Solhurst 4 жыл бұрын
Clarence Tuurngait I don’t live there
@paraplonk7269 4 жыл бұрын
@@clarencetuurngait7628 Knowing Australia, it prolly is. :p
@schizosnake 4 жыл бұрын
@@paraplonk7269 no, it's just a shithole
@uqdsn8951 4 жыл бұрын
Yep I was born and raised there. Biggest shithole.
@mini-cafetos9410 6 жыл бұрын
Its incredible how amazing these reviews are, covering everything about the game in such a detailed way and being entertaining as well. They last a full hour, yet they feel like a 20 minute video. Amazing stuff right fucking here.
@jokkepokke95 6 жыл бұрын
are you trying to make it into one of his comment videos
@Matt-rh3gm 6 жыл бұрын
BornaE hentaihaven.org But it takes like 2 centuries to load a second of the video
@llermanmichael9200 6 жыл бұрын
This essay deserves a 5😏
@alexanderbaldwin1298 6 жыл бұрын
Nice Zeke
@mini-cafetos9410 6 жыл бұрын
Alexander Baldwin thanks lol
@ToxicAutisticTrash 3 жыл бұрын
Three ways to improve the taser 1. Add durability to it 2. The more you use it, the longer the cooldown and shorter stuns 3. Instead of a supertaser, just give another one with full durability and reset cooldown with normal stuns
@athomicritics 2 жыл бұрын
nah better idea , you get only 3 charges for it until you meet rosa who give you 3 charges again , you make the Tazer into a last resort weapon if you are trully fucked
@bryanadkins6776 2 жыл бұрын
Real tasers have something like a 40 percent failure rate, so make it so that there's a good chance that a taser just fails nearly half the time.
@GippyHappy 2 жыл бұрын
I would have just liked if it had a certain amount of battery or shots per level. Maybe it could have batteries you could find for it or something.
@PalacioDelOcio99 2 жыл бұрын
Or Use Batteries that you need to find through the stages You only have 2 shots at the start and batteries had a chance of having mostly 1 charge and rare chance of having 2
@mat99134 2 жыл бұрын
@@PalacioDelOcio99 A similar fix was actually implemented in Condemned 2
@narrator8534 3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this came out 2 years ago I remember clicking on this when it first came out
@koopakoo3813 3 жыл бұрын
3 years now
@ftcmalachi9046 3 жыл бұрын
@@koopakoo3813 you beat me to it lol
@joemamma6013 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@swagalishers9950 3 жыл бұрын
@@joemamma6013 same
@fishy2996 3 жыл бұрын
The fuck, time passes
@AlbinoVEVO 6 жыл бұрын
why killer kill?
@crusaderpepe3385 6 жыл бұрын
Albino eye llama
@iuse3850 6 жыл бұрын
ALBINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@GBlockbreaker 6 жыл бұрын
Albino is the blackest Jew of them all for not uploading
@notme4041 6 жыл бұрын
Car broke my flashlight
@ennieminymoo6675 6 жыл бұрын
why killer not come to us???
@idiotsinc7658 5 жыл бұрын
Isnt metro city the place where megamind lives?
@King-qr1ck 4 жыл бұрын
Idiots Inc yes sir, yes it is
@dryoghurt8015 4 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced metrocity
@hex0l 4 жыл бұрын
its all clear now
@epicgamered8806 4 жыл бұрын
Kurt Haywood yeah its metro city but metrocity
@moonbound6478 4 жыл бұрын
Oh so this the ending where evil incel guy takes over
@realCaveJohnson 3 жыл бұрын
Explain videogames badly: Police officer assaults drug addicts for being too scary
@aswiftshift5229 3 жыл бұрын
Just an accurate representation of police irl really
@JeanMarceaux 3 жыл бұрын
Ex-man of law tries to outvandal vandals; casualties ensue.
@realCaveJohnson 3 жыл бұрын
@@JeanMarceaux Yeah, Lisa - we'll be back to you in a brief moment. The police has found a letter the Metro City Rampage suspect had most likely left behind. "Instructions unclear, had sv_cheats enabled i can't get the kill 1000 people achievement sorry man see you tomorrow". With that out of the way, we'll return to our local news broadcast.
@punk5585 3 жыл бұрын
@@realCaveJohnson I had an embarrassing amount of confusion reading that
@MamulengoBR 2 жыл бұрын
q
@ghostjonhny3664 3 жыл бұрын
“Do you love your wife if she had a slong size of godzilla?” - Now that some serious question right there
@Shiratto 3 жыл бұрын
At that point we’re asking if liking Futanari is gay XD
@nota444tm2 3 жыл бұрын
@@Shiratto why question it when you like futa? Just enjoy your futa wife, smh
@Shiratto 3 жыл бұрын
@@nota444tm2 Spittin facts over here.
@alfalldoot6715 3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that just make me love her more?
@cortex8239 2 жыл бұрын
@@nota444tm2 No
@thesupersonicstig 5 жыл бұрын
Two magazines on backup Two magazines on backup TWO MAGAZINES ON BACKUP *TWO MAGAZINES ON BACKUP*
@Mate-vg2ft 5 жыл бұрын
pukcab no senizagam owt
@osaka_fever 5 жыл бұрын
-two magazines on backup-
@joeywalker2061 5 жыл бұрын
King kong was an amazing but really short game it was basically what a Jurassic park game should be.
@cursedgaraged5801 5 жыл бұрын
This made me relive that entire game all over again
@internetstealers2731 4 жыл бұрын
@@cursedgaraged5801 what's the name of the game? i've been wanted to look at that game again. (i haven't played it for about a decade)
@songs4gabby 4 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep and this sort of narrated my dream, so I just had a polish hitler in my dream for no reason.
@shades4385 4 жыл бұрын
That's honestly awesome.
@S20171 4 жыл бұрын
How did you know he was polish?
@dead5160 4 жыл бұрын
sinha lmfao
@r3strt 4 жыл бұрын
Że co? Polskiego Hitlera?
@Ubermensch9240 4 жыл бұрын
And here I thought I had problems. XD
@nopeboat6436 2 жыл бұрын
>mentions Monolith >only shows 1997s BLOOD for 7 frames and no verbal mention at all
@looseleaf8721 3 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, I'll just rewatch this.
@emmilayyyy 6 жыл бұрын
It's hard to believe.. these days, that you were ever called a "leafy clone". Your content, especially like THIS is fantastically edited, informative, and wholly entertaining. I also love that you really enjoy making it. Keep it up bud.
@bobbobinson11 6 жыл бұрын
Emmy G if you don't understand why he was called a leafy clone, go back and watch their vids from 2016. It basically mirrored each other from the topic to the jokes. The only difference was that pyro had editing while leafy had "jokes"
@emmilayyyy 6 жыл бұрын
bob bobinson no I remember, haha I'm 24, that's what I'm saying. Pyros content has improved so much to where it's **hard to believe** that was ever the case, is all
@emmilayyyy 6 жыл бұрын
Hoodie SO yeah I agree! He's come so far that it's hard to believe that he was ever on that level is my point :)
@kotharxlan4847 6 жыл бұрын
I agree! He has come so far. Proud of the lad.
@basstothea.c.e1268 6 жыл бұрын
Are you Danny G's sister?
@iNabber 6 жыл бұрын
I've not fed my kids since you last uploaded in protest, i hope you're happy, i sure am
@mr.nobody4338 6 жыл бұрын
Glad your kids starved
@razbo1466 6 жыл бұрын
Your kids sure are too
@deasvult5244 6 жыл бұрын
Your kids are lucky
@romq 6 жыл бұрын
rip children
@p0ppy1 6 жыл бұрын
i haven’t fed my kids either ones dead.
@X-SPONGED 2 жыл бұрын
1:00:03 Ending Change Proposal : If you shoot SKX, Thomas will puke into the sink and the same jumpscare will happen. But if you spare SKX, Thomas will instead wash his face in the bathroom instead of puke and the jumpscare buildup will be the same but the difference being Thomas instead finishes washing his face. Give a determined look to himself in the mirror and walk away.
@StupidNSimplesns 11 ай бұрын
that horrible time in pyrocynical history when he intentionally tried to make his voice sound deeper
@nobodyimportant4778 6 жыл бұрын
*corpse's head turns 112 degrees and bleeds from the eyes. The screams of the damned surround you and centipedes tunnel just beneath their skin. Deep holes in their scalp are packed tightly with fat, squeezed mango fly larva* "Don't worry my good sir! Help is on the way! Who did this to you?"
@ryuzakithecrux9652 6 жыл бұрын
Corpse: what a fuckin' brainlet
@maxonwolf5841 6 жыл бұрын
Ryuzaki Wolf lmao
@squidyscarf1609 5 жыл бұрын
Corpse: WTF Is Wrong With You I Am Corpse That Supposed To Scare You.Did You Drink A Rum Or Something?
@scourmya292 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't know they turned Minnesota into a game
@notsotone846 4 жыл бұрын
*Louisiana
@chrisconstanti9283 4 жыл бұрын
@@notsotone846 *Detroit
@mrbioshock783 4 жыл бұрын
*Chicago
@someonetgg 4 жыл бұрын
Monolith looked into the future and recreated CHAZ.
@laurene988 4 жыл бұрын
Apparently just all of America
@emberhydra7621 3 жыл бұрын
29:46 - 30:00 that made me cry, here's the time to rewatch this hilarious part
@homefront1999 3 жыл бұрын
A brilliant idea for a game you should cover is the Metro series. Metro 2033, Metro Last Light, and Metro Exodus. The first two are great atmospheric games while the third one expanded itself in new areas to some mixed results. The first two seem right-up your alley and fit the general look and feel of games you've reviewed in the past like Lost in Vivo and the one recently released: Cry of Fear. The overwhelming sense of dread that comes from the environment. Knowing that life on the planet is grim and the fate of the Planet even more so. There is a good balancing act between Ammo and money. As Ammo is no abundant. But if needed. You are able to use your money for Ammo. Dealing lots more damage. But are literally shooting your ammo away. While mutants tend to get a bit repetitive. They are less of the focus, where the human enemies are. Ironically, in a world filled with horribly mutated monsters. The humans are your biggest worry.
@brusbackna9684 2 жыл бұрын
Too much rape for big youtuber to cover he couldn't make many memes out of it
@Penguin-1966 2 жыл бұрын
i totally agree the combat and environments are great, and the amount of weapons is super fun too, though i felt the 2nd one a bit more lacking then the first it still had some cool areas like the church
@mayonnaise3959 2 жыл бұрын
@@Penguin-1966 the 2nd is better tho
@pearjus 6 жыл бұрын
Baby shark do do do do Mommy shark do do do do do do Truly the most fitting ad for a video about Condemned
@heirofpolio7703 6 жыл бұрын
Jusylee omg you got that one too? I bet pyro put it there
@lynott-gc9rx 6 жыл бұрын
I got that ad 4 times during this video
@shanepower9201 6 жыл бұрын
Every time I see it im not sure what to even think. True art.
@birdflox1337 6 жыл бұрын
cut to 1 week later when that add becomes a meme
@CallumDavis_ 6 жыл бұрын
Same here
@odinscar6557 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like that scene with the Mario Odyssey music could have actually been a really cool trailer for the game.
@Weldedhodag 4 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't have matched the tone. A happy-sounding big band to violence would fit in better with something more over-the-top, like Saints Row or something like that. Not a good tone for a horror game, especially not one like Condemned
@odinscar6557 4 жыл бұрын
@@Weldedhodag saints row the third hands down best game
@jetburrito5205 4 жыл бұрын
Also it fit with it and it was at exactly 35:00
@ethangoldsmith9332 4 жыл бұрын
Omfg, yaaasss
@jeskler 4 жыл бұрын
It fits the setting of a world falling apart, collapsing, society ceasing to exist, it would be a really cool thing to add in something like say, Bioshock.
@lasarousi 3 жыл бұрын
I like how nonchalantly you spoiled seven.
@RatchetandSly 2 жыл бұрын
True, but to be fair, "what's in the box!?" is one of the most iconic movie lines of all time. People will quote it and even know the context without having seen Se7en, knowing that it's from Se7en, or even knowing what Se7en is at all. Lol
@resfan000 2 жыл бұрын
Movies old if you haven’t watched it by now your loss 🤷♂️
@siregrungelord 3 жыл бұрын
Ok when the gym teacher jumpscared us, even when it was hinted that it was a jump scare, I FUCKING JUMPED. Not exaggerating.
@ImAllexx 6 жыл бұрын
return of the king
@samknight1212 6 жыл бұрын
ImAllexx u FUCKING goblin
@lostmall7205 6 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@acidic_cider790 6 жыл бұрын
ImAllexx happy birthday dad
@lnationkidztv-fidgetspinne4095 6 жыл бұрын
WhO tHe FUCk Are YoU.
@nbacashgang4102 6 жыл бұрын
Are you Alex?
@Callumari13 4 жыл бұрын
"Ethan also has pre-cognition, but we're getting ahead of ourselves." Nice Pryo.
@mullittmustang256 11 ай бұрын
I actually was listening to those exact words as reading this somehow 😭
@dylo7564 3 жыл бұрын
34:55 i was in full agrrement, but then i watched what happened after. Modern music makes it 10 times better
@JWhiteley 3 жыл бұрын
holy shit the "wake up Mr. Freeman" that G-Man says at 21:10 was perfectly timed with Far Cry 2's opening screen appearing. Greatest crossover in history.
@leadpiper 2 жыл бұрын
wdym far cry 2 where
@hiddensinix2767 2 жыл бұрын
@@leadpiper they were probably playing it themselves
@Agiranto 6 жыл бұрын
What? Pyrocinical is evolving! Congratulations! Your Pyrocincal evolved into an intelligent young man who researches his topics!
@cruxuletz_9639 6 жыл бұрын
Agiranto Are you saying he never researched ?
@zap5187 6 жыл бұрын
Agiranto he is good memes he not fake news
@hastingsdirect7300 6 жыл бұрын
Bedo Poi lizard race? Leafyishere?
@liamgaine 6 жыл бұрын
Cruxuletz _ His content has improved enormously since the "craziest woman ever eats sand" or, god save us, "MLG Teletubbies" eras
@mysteria_a 6 жыл бұрын
*SARCASM INTENSIFIES*
@ZoniesCoasters 6 жыл бұрын
i see why you made us go back and watch this vid, its not demonetized!
@joonah7316 6 жыл бұрын
Zonies Coasters lol clever
@hussainattai4638 6 жыл бұрын
Smart
@cursoreu2605 6 жыл бұрын
What? Guy's gotta eat
@ferikhoros8802 6 жыл бұрын
Ill spend my sparetime refreshing the ads
@hussainattai4638 6 жыл бұрын
Feri Khoros If only pyro sees your comment
@theisgood0 2 жыл бұрын
This one of the greatest games I ever played. AAA Developers just don’t have it in them to give us a game with good atmosphere anymore.
@alfalldoot6715 2 жыл бұрын
You're wrong. But KZfaq commenters always try to sound smart why they aren't
@luigimiguel8830 Жыл бұрын
@@alfalldoot6715 When*
@pintadocachorrao Жыл бұрын
😑😐🤐
@aquoy 10 ай бұрын
Facts bruh all these new games are so garbage except a few, old games are just way better
@malpheus4299 2 жыл бұрын
Two magazines on backup.
@autismalert2788 6 жыл бұрын
Is this a.. a wipes tear from eye a quality video pyro
@smokey7127 6 жыл бұрын
AutismAlert u mom gay
@alexh2947 6 жыл бұрын
my name is jeff lol xD u moon gayer
@learvinguy5632 6 жыл бұрын
MrPlays MrGames no u
@birdflox1337 6 жыл бұрын
i seriously hope that profile picture is sarcastic
@Cmillis003 6 жыл бұрын
Diddnt even realized how fucked up this was my brain put this together for me omegalul
@Twatical 6 жыл бұрын
Finally! I can eat! Also good video
@CiaranXVI 6 жыл бұрын
Twatical be a gae
@netiosys4677 6 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck is twatical?
@CiaranXVI 6 жыл бұрын
NETIO SYS mljoe
@abdul1242 6 жыл бұрын
1933-1917 is my favorite part also hey areyes
@hairybumcheese5890 3 жыл бұрын
Its crazy that this video is 3 years old
@JimmyBlack7351 3 жыл бұрын
Kinda the first time I saw Pyro trying out something different. Compared to his other videos which can be quite topical and seasonal, his videos which are just reviews (movie reviews like Cube and Airplane, game reviews like this, Far Cry, and the latest Cry of Fear) are good binging material and one you can go back to If only he does more non horror game stuff so I wouldn't cover the screen with my hands like a fucking pussy tho
@fuckEvo 4 ай бұрын
Can someone do an AI cover of this video that gets rid of Nile's fake deep voice and makes it normal
@oogaboogab3848 6 жыл бұрын
I think these videos are really great, videos like the worst song ever are funny and memorable but these videos despite the mass amount of editing and effort, they are worth it. they stay in my memory for a long time. The petscop video was amazing, and the cuphead review was too, and this one is as well. This mix of personal enjoyment and personality along with jokes and comedy is great. I love this channel, and the direction it's going. I don't expect for these videos to show up more due to its extremely difficult process of making them. But to have some from time to time like it is now would be great. Keep it up pyro.
@jamesa.646 6 жыл бұрын
Ooga Booga B Honestly the editing was good but imo pyro tried to hard to be funny. Every 2 minutes he put a meme that often detracted from his topic.
@Glassee 6 жыл бұрын
Tim true but I still loved it
@oliviadibb973 6 жыл бұрын
Ooga Booga B I agree
@gumball2253 6 жыл бұрын
I liked this one but it definitely wad a step down. Too many memes, explaining the ENTIRE game, and it seems generally unfocused
@KookoCraft 6 жыл бұрын
Tim That's the point. It's to detract from the video. Comic relief. It was a bit too frequent though, but I like the humor.
@salokin3087 6 жыл бұрын
If you keep making these long form reviews, you'll be the best channel on youtube! Great job!
@saltyswede7875 6 жыл бұрын
Salokin hi man didnt expect to see you here
@salokin3087 6 жыл бұрын
Im always here man! Hi
@saltyswede7875 6 жыл бұрын
Salokin i liked you in GGGmans video
@robodox7278 6 жыл бұрын
no he won't, people who vomit "meh" videos are the "best" "channels" pyro to me is a amazing artist that went under apreciated by another guy who drew the suicide forest
@salokin3087 6 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately true
@xxJoeBonesxx 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see a modern day Condemned game. Maybe a spinoff of the original, but similar mechanics. One of the best "early" horror survival games there was. There was problems, but the atmosphere was great. Almost like Outlast, but you could fight back, with more enemies. This game was great, sucks I only remember it when I get recommended videos about it on the VERY long occasion.
@multi_arm 4 ай бұрын
aint no way this video is 6 years old already
@SpontaneousCourage 4 жыл бұрын
You didn't do a melee only playthrough of the game, Mr. Cynical. I'm going to politely ask that you hand in your pro gamer membership card.
@erikrumann1798 3 жыл бұрын
Truth
@casualcarl8978 3 жыл бұрын
No don’t take it
@sup_a 3 жыл бұрын
NOOO NOT THE PRO GAMER MEMBERSHIP CARD
@mormonjesus9581 6 жыл бұрын
*Starts as a review* Nice i should play this *spoils the whole game* God damn it
@brunohonedeya1356 6 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the warning, stopping the video right now.
@SentientHoodii 6 жыл бұрын
*starts video* "it's a 8/10" *outro* '1 minute'
@appleie8675 2 жыл бұрын
55:39 i love this life is strange reference here
@mayonnaise3959 2 жыл бұрын
I love when people make fun of that games crappy dialogue
@omegaPSI2006 3 жыл бұрын
"oh no, shes killing me instantly. Please!" Christ that made me guffaw
@mistermisfortune13 4 жыл бұрын
Did.. did Ethan reattach his finger? What was the point of him losing his finger if he just slaps a bandage on it like "welp, all better!"
@ValueTowny 3 жыл бұрын
You know i thought about that 🤔 i miss that finger
@zamasuningen2064 3 жыл бұрын
Madness be like:
@mistermisfortune13 3 жыл бұрын
@@zamasuningen2064 lmao
@thomaslibelos9564 3 жыл бұрын
When i saw this my mind went intsantly to ethan winters getting his fingers bit off
@capperbuns 3 жыл бұрын
The thing is, the fungus is a fungus so it grows better on umid places and water. So by using the magic poo water that is not magical btw it is just water, like literally the healing comes from the fungus, so yeah it makes sense he reattaching the tbings and shit, the automatic response from the lost parts is dumb tho.
@dragonrick912 6 жыл бұрын
34:55 "Modern video game music would ruin this game" *plays Mario music* I think you meant to say "enhance".
@vermorn 6 жыл бұрын
can you tell the music name ?
@dragonrick912 6 жыл бұрын
It's Super Mario Odyssey's main theme.
@vermorn 6 жыл бұрын
thank you
@vermorn 5 жыл бұрын
@Not_Sh1v3r thank man
@maartenvollebregt9819 5 жыл бұрын
to be honest, I find it to be one of the most annoying songs ever
@korstmahler 2 жыл бұрын
30:30 Can we appreciate how real that early morning vibe is? Shit's all grey and blurry when he gets up, goes for the light hoping it will improve things... It just makes everyone's eyes hurt and things harder to see.
@Gumbocinno 3 жыл бұрын
Hey, don't do The Ring like that. When it first came out, it was an unknown horror that scared the piss out of most people who saw it.
@minipurpleguy 4 жыл бұрын
"Two magazines on back up... Two magazines on back up. Two magazines on back up. Two magazines on back up! Two magazines on back up!!!" *PTSD Intensifies*
@awaiting_YHWH_return 4 жыл бұрын
Funny asf
@Gerald-of-Riviera 3 жыл бұрын
Such a good ass game, awesome cheat codes too
@xucthclu 5 жыл бұрын
58:06 but more importantly, Ethan has grown his finger back
@eduardovarela4462 4 жыл бұрын
Nice...
@ammyowl473 4 жыл бұрын
Lizard people!!!!!!!!!!
@evansshboxes7301 4 жыл бұрын
nope its bandages
@mistermisfortune13 4 жыл бұрын
@@ammyowl473 Ethan Thomas: the gecko man
@ammyowl473 4 жыл бұрын
Mister Thirteen exactly
@mileskimasktheslumpgod 3 жыл бұрын
ok but that jump up superstar part was kind of fire i would kill for a violent horror game with really upbeat happy music like that
@henrynelson9301 2 ай бұрын
what did you think of Alan Wake 2
@MustelaPutoriusFuro99 3 жыл бұрын
He gave it a Morpheus tooth gap out of ten, but future generations will never be able to hear it.
@ravingdeath5182 6 жыл бұрын
This video was so horribly underrated
@விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக் 5 жыл бұрын
Dare i say, CRIMINALLY underrated.
@tylerjaesmith 5 жыл бұрын
my horse died
@JinnYoungKim 5 жыл бұрын
I really hate the fact that millions people know and love outlast, but don't know about this fucking great game.
@pauloricardo-wn6ps 5 жыл бұрын
it have 2.2m views, tf are you talking about it?
@ziggymoondust2281 5 жыл бұрын
@@pauloricardo-wn6ps MLG Teletubbies has 14m.
@Ripter 6 жыл бұрын
3 week break, check ✔ Hour long video, check ✔
@vedran4383 6 жыл бұрын
Ads spamming the entire videio: check ✔
@demtricolor 6 жыл бұрын
About a game from 2005
@RelativelyBest 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, hey. So someone else actually used the "direction of movement" type melee system that Jedi Outcast had. I'm still disappointed that didn't become an industry standard.
@trickydiagram5267 3 жыл бұрын
It's there, just in bits in pieces. I know for a fact that Breakout had it and made massive use of it for its hand to hand combat.
@rexcelsior5415 2 жыл бұрын
Is this canon to the Megamind universe? They both take place in Metro City after all.
@djaccountisbfisbx3880 4 жыл бұрын
This really reminds me of that one meme, "By 2020 we will *cut all homeless people in half* "
@art-cs6us 4 жыл бұрын
It makes me wonder wth happened to homeless people now that corona is a thing
@tasuu_ 3 жыл бұрын
it’s 2025 doe
@gotemm2.05 3 жыл бұрын
@@art-cs6us they were given free homes to social distance and be safe (Also this is sarcasm I genuinely don’t know)
@rifucurktushwjeydnydheh 3 жыл бұрын
@@gotemm2.05 they were cut in half
@pyroxide8442 3 жыл бұрын
Slice em in half
@ocarinaofsociety 6 жыл бұрын
"He can see visions into the past"....... Yeah, I think those are called memories.
@elsiedee9931 6 жыл бұрын
FILM PUB bed time
@mii1211 6 жыл бұрын
58:00 he grew his finger back.
@jozinek876 6 жыл бұрын
FILM PUB or visions into the past
@niko7877 6 жыл бұрын
I don't know why, maybe because it's very late and I'm tired, but this got me good
@liamsoda4199 6 жыл бұрын
But they’re not memories because he didn’t experience it did he
@greulich9635 2 жыл бұрын
fun fact, this game is impounded in germany, meaning it is illegal to buy, sell or advertise it. The reason given where the finishers and the fact that the game "instructs you to use household items to murder"
@failedabortion1894 2 жыл бұрын
German law is just so unbelievably cucked, it's embarassing
@finnmavno1906 2 жыл бұрын
Having just watched Pyro's Utopia video it is crazy to watch this and see how far he has come recently in terms of keeping his audience engaged for long periods of time.
@star5941 6 жыл бұрын
_[DIES IN JAPANESE]_
@marcelcummings7418 6 жыл бұрын
Uwwwwwwaaaaa!!!
@superneird3255 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@assassincharmander390 6 жыл бұрын
Princess SparklySequins [DIES IN FRENCH]
@lukacurek2440 6 жыл бұрын
(Dies in croatia)
@assassincharmander390 6 жыл бұрын
Luka Curek [dies in English]
@-Twotonepony- 4 жыл бұрын
"Smithy, Johnson, wait up!" They really picked the most unrealistically accurate cop names imaginable...
@notsonata 9 ай бұрын
How the fuck is Pyro's voice deeper five years ago. This man just did reverse puberty. Truly an inspiration to all
@jakubzelek1845 9 ай бұрын
That furry fuck was doing it deliberately
@Gumbocinno 3 жыл бұрын
It really feels like Outlast took some inspiration from this game.
@RatchetandSly 2 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah. I'm glad it's getting the appreciation it deserves these days, because at the time of release, very few people ever talked about it or even cared. Now people are looking back and going "... yeah this is totally one of the greatest horror games of all time"
@puffulez8423 6 жыл бұрын
This video provides full evidence that pyro is actually a long forgotten JoJo from a timeline we never knew existed
@MEME-memesque Жыл бұрын
christ, it's been 5 years already???
@dremoder3296 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Townsville is a real city in Australia, it sits in northern Queensland
@StickMaster500 6 жыл бұрын
Horror is now actually living up to its name?! *What witchcraft is this?!*
@biosushi4943 6 жыл бұрын
StickMaster500 you are fucking evrywhere
@d0kk542 6 жыл бұрын
Ayy its thiccmaster500
@freakinmagic0691 6 жыл бұрын
you know anything about sin at the moment? haven't heard of him in a long time now
@karoliscizauskas8330 6 жыл бұрын
StickMaster500 i see ya everivier. What is DIS witchcraft?
@sparkbag_ 6 жыл бұрын
AAAA YOU ARE EVERYWHERE THIS IS THE REAL HORROR SHIT
@jennabear6124 6 жыл бұрын
"When he channels his inner Jojo" *SHAKES VIOLENTLY TRYING NOT TO BE A WEEB*
@failedabortion1894 6 жыл бұрын
"JoJo may be Japanese, but it ain't no weeb shit" - Jesus Christ, 23 A.D.
@cienkitv2854 6 жыл бұрын
Accelorate jojosus
@QueenJosu 6 жыл бұрын
same
@TwilightAdvance 6 жыл бұрын
Weeb is the next level of humanity, normies resent it because deep down they know they'll never reach it.
@npc6822 6 жыл бұрын
Jesus Joestar
@coladecker3792 2 жыл бұрын
This video came out 4 years ago... I'm getting old
@Haunted_Hunter Жыл бұрын
35:00 This was beautifully put together, there was way more effort put in to this part than there needed to be.
@GHosTxShadoux 4 жыл бұрын
"...something isn't quite right." *Sees shirtless men doing parkour* Dear God!
@erikrumann1798 3 жыл бұрын
Es 5Minuten die größte Frau
@Johnconagher 3 жыл бұрын
Arkham asylum
@neilmoulang90 6 жыл бұрын
Townsville is actually a real place Apparently Australians aren't very imaginative
@whatthefeebas2505 5 жыл бұрын
Hell no. Have you seen how we shorten names? We take a few letters from the end and replace them with a single o.
@Saladjones828 5 жыл бұрын
yeah I live there, its a shithole
@lukeism2 5 жыл бұрын
Saladjones what? I live near the beach and it’s amazing
@rhyswatson1 5 жыл бұрын
Suprisingly named after a guy named Robert Towns. I do wish I lived somewhere else haha
@Matthew-er3hg 5 жыл бұрын
townsville is a total shit hole. if you go there you'll get mugged 3 times and asked if you want to buy weed like 10n times atleast
@ceasoned819 3 жыл бұрын
This takes place while mega mind takes over the city
@rabbit-zl3vw Жыл бұрын
Play at 1.25× speed for 2023 pyro
@aragogire 6 жыл бұрын
Metro City? So this game is set in the same world as MegaMind.
@hairydino4568 6 жыл бұрын
Aragog I was scrolling the comments for this xD
@62redhead 6 жыл бұрын
"JoJo" *INTENSE BREATHING*
@ashikjaman1940 6 жыл бұрын
Stand Master: Pyrocynical Stand Name:『Whitewoods』
@thetrashman24 6 жыл бұрын
To be continued
@dandy3824 6 жыл бұрын
Yung Giorno jojo fans unite lmao
@kaushalyafernando 6 жыл бұрын
Funny valentine summons another pyrocynical.
@Johqnes 6 жыл бұрын
Part 5 is Coming.... Dont... Worry
@doloresmeatrestauranteater1451 3 жыл бұрын
considering that the game is set in metro city, i say it takes place in the megamind universe. any questions?
@trollege9488 2 жыл бұрын
Big fuckin forehead
@fallenspace5509 2 жыл бұрын
Idk why but the random and short “no one vomits like that” kills me
@jaroslavmrazek5752 6 жыл бұрын
2020 Pyrocynical "So here i have the new avatar 2 movie" (video length 10 hours)
@izouji2153 6 жыл бұрын
Jaroslav Mrázek I wouldn’t mind that
@jackcarrington1913 6 жыл бұрын
I know commenting on an old video is pointless but this is my 4th or 5th time watching this video, there’s a reason why I’m drawn back to watching this video, the petscop video and the cuphead video, and that’s because the quality shows, you took time making this and put in effort and all of that makes for a video that is damn near perfect
@nagashtheundyingking4404 5 жыл бұрын
i am here aswell after 3-4 times
@surreallysam 5 жыл бұрын
I agree 100%! I’ve watched 3-4 times. I also love Condemned and Pyro makes great points about its strengths and flaws, plus the jokes are hilarious.
@D4ntesDe4d 5 жыл бұрын
Same I’m rewatching them all and I love them so much kinda want pyro to just become a cool review channel like YMS
@sleepless-5650 5 жыл бұрын
This is my 9-10th time watching
@zwounk7712 5 жыл бұрын
Same here fam
@StJuancho Ай бұрын
Pyro showing the darkwood slug is foreshadowing the video 6 years in advance (the video is never dropping)
@menthols4625 2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Nintendies didn't copyright claim this for the Jump up Superstar bit.
@egg2100 5 жыл бұрын
48:39 They look burned... And they're in a library... My mind went straight to the Library of Alexandria... I believe they're just burn victims that went crazy, really.
@xuannguyenpham1715 4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same. KZfaq got me recommened so late
@thinkdontspeak6570 6 жыл бұрын
Not as thrilling as Roblox Slenderman.
@shanepower9201 6 жыл бұрын
Nothing is as thrilling as roblox slenderman. The cutting edge graphics make you feel like your really there and the blocky people add to the realism. 10/10 IGN.
@Amialythis Жыл бұрын
I had this show up in my feed and thought it was new at first and I got jump scared by the old pyro deep voice
@diogo763 2 жыл бұрын
This video was 4 years ago? God, despair.
@whw148 6 жыл бұрын
Why am I getting "Baby Shark Dance" adverts on this
@genmeriphoton7655 6 жыл бұрын
Alexi Shoot, I've got that kind of ADs outside PyroCynical's videos too, Lately!
@whw148 6 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Paquito Now I'm getting toy review ads, seems like pyro tricked KZfaq.
@GamersImage 6 жыл бұрын
Alexi samer
@GamersImage 6 жыл бұрын
Alexi same*
@N98vevo 6 жыл бұрын
i thought i am the only one
@deltavee2039 6 жыл бұрын
7:09 Yeah, uhh... There really is a city named Townsville. Sorry lol. - Australia
@Anon24052 5 жыл бұрын
Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV Almost as lazy as the ~4 towns in US called Prague
@frosty925 5 жыл бұрын
Yer lucky, in canada there's three streets named and i quote 'this street,that street and the other street'
@BigGuyGoon 4 жыл бұрын
@@frosty925 Don't worry dude, In California there's also three streets named, "this-a-way, that-a-way and which-a-way"
@blackironwalterkus3851 4 жыл бұрын
So? He meant it was unoriginal as fuck, and it still is
@blusire 2 жыл бұрын
The edit in the middle with that song actually fits just because music like that alongside good cuts is just really funny to see in something horror related
@awoodenladder603 2 жыл бұрын
A good video like this on dead space would be pretty sweet
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