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A Hospital Where All The Doctors Failed Medical School - Project Hospital
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ABOUT: Project Hospital
Become an ace doctor, an aspiring architect and a successful manager at the same time. Design your very own hospital, tweak every detail or use one of the predefined models and just jump to the doctor’s duty.
Contract different insurance companies to gain access to patients with interesting medical conditions, perform examinations, laboratory tests and use various equipment to solve the diagnostic puzzles. Hospitalize your patients, perform surgery and more!
Use a collection of various objects, materials and colors to make it truly yours or save your time and use one of many different prefabs.
From hiring to specializations, from doctors to janitors, make sure everybody is doing a great job and finds satisfaction in their work.
Help your doctors and walk them through the most complicated cases or just follow your favorite patients.
There are a few different modes in Project Hospital:
Tutorial levels will guide your through the basics of treating patients and running hospitals.
Sandbox mode offers endless hours of content, building anything from small clinics to huge multi-storey hospitals, starting from scratch or in one of pre-built hospitals or clinics in case you want to jump straight into management. Run you own ambulance service and help handle events and emergencies.
The campaign will put you in the shoes of a crisis manager trying to save a few hospitals in critical state.
6 challenge levels will test your skills and let you focus on the intricate details of individual specialized departments.
Community translations are in progress for more languages.
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@ownerfate 5 жыл бұрын

I hear this hospital so good; people that have gone in , never had to go back.

@rifdifirebolt 5 жыл бұрын

The amount of likes on this comment suggests that we're a unique bunch called "degenerate dark humoured potatos"

@ownerfate 5 жыл бұрын

I didn't know I had this many likes, lol

@researcher_21c72 5 жыл бұрын

@@rifdifirebolt unique bunch called literally everybody.

@bryanpseno4203 5 жыл бұрын

ownerfate clearly good

@scraberdash4286 5 жыл бұрын

rfdzn ehahaahhaahahaha yes indeed We all have depression too

@Nioureux 5 жыл бұрын

If you get a janitor they should have the best stats, so the janitor is the only competent person in the hospital

@911caller7 5 жыл бұрын

Halo Reach Announcer: “Hell’s Janitor!”

@nuclearcommando9729 5 жыл бұрын

I'm a janitor not a doctor! -Doctor Janitor

@azugirl111 4 жыл бұрын

@@nuclearcommando9729 HAHAHAHAHAHHA

@AVA-ee4pk 4 жыл бұрын

“Doctor why are you removing the heart for a kidney transplant?” “Because I’m a doctor you dumb janitor.”

@tyg9155 4 жыл бұрын

AV A their gonna be like, I think we fucked up, call the janitor and every patient will be like what

@williammacgregor7788 5 жыл бұрын

Doctor: are you ready for your surgery Patient: why are we in the morgue Doctor: you ask a lot of questions

@dystopia-user181 5 жыл бұрын

He only killed one guy

@macaroondude5342 4 жыл бұрын

The MathsMaster well I mean... 1 is a start

@ninjabunny101 4 жыл бұрын

Love it

@Nightweaver1 4 жыл бұрын

At Hospital Bloodbath, our motto is: "People don't think it be like it is, but it do."

@SuicideRedemption 4 жыл бұрын

@@Nightweaver1 random fact: bloodbath is a good band.

@ag4162 5 жыл бұрын

"Should I be awake for this?" - Well, no, but as long as you are, can you hold your rib cage open?

@n3bloons23 4 жыл бұрын

*ARCHEMEDES NO!!*

@dhararry7929 4 жыл бұрын

"Most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage, but I'm fairly certain yours-" BOOM

@xscaliersolid1194 4 жыл бұрын

"We're going to give you an extra spleen - we're not sure what that will do, but we're pretty sure you won't die."

@pizzatime691 4 жыл бұрын

A G Meet the medic is awesome

@SirBeekers 4 жыл бұрын

@Loli exterminator Anyway, that's the story of how I lost my medical license.

@drillsgtturkeygobblegobble4127 5 жыл бұрын

"The doctors wear black because they'll attend a lot of funerals" absolute gold!

@bryanpseno4203 5 жыл бұрын

SETH Benton lol Ik

@StrayKittenLove 5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure you just said black. :› black ≠ gold

@berpipo 5 жыл бұрын

@@StrayKittenLove Gold is the new orange which is the new black.

@gay7045 5 жыл бұрын

YE-hahahahaha-S

@eloquexquisite3103 4 жыл бұрын

4:50 😂

@renakunisaki 5 жыл бұрын

"ok, let's try taking the heart out, blowing in it, and putting it back in."

@maikeruthenoodle 4 жыл бұрын

Don't do that too often I hear it makes the heart not work as well after the 20th try

@nemi7578 4 жыл бұрын

Try holding the power button for 30 seconds and plugging it back in

@NightingaleFlorine 4 жыл бұрын

Doctor: Yeah I heard that’s what helps with heartburn.

@dressmeinapathy 4 жыл бұрын

And all this time I was doing heart transplants

@glowinthedarkspider3118 4 жыл бұрын

Turn the human off, count to ten and then turn it back on, if that doesnt work, try shaking it or slapping the top

@otaking3582 5 жыл бұрын

Could this episode also be titled _"Gray's_ Anatomy"?

@Navrable 5 жыл бұрын

or maybe....."Grey's Anarchy''?

@dankmanOSU 5 жыл бұрын

No this comment should not exist

@plazmicflame 5 жыл бұрын

Seriously underrated comment!

@whatuser9802 5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌

@otaking3582 5 жыл бұрын

@@dankmanOSU What the hell is that supposed to mean?

@psychoticsy6350 4 жыл бұрын

“I flunked out of med school if I’m honest.” “You went to med school? You’re a little over qualified for us.”

@JDCarnin 5 жыл бұрын

The next time I need Surgery, I come to your Hospital, because the Clinic near by me, in a town called "Wolgast" in Germany, is the worst in the World. But the other Hospital in the near is in Poland. And my Insurance won't cover it. In Wolgast, they removed my appendix and I've got a 5,1 inch long thick scar because they ripped my body open like a package from Amazon. I've never seen a scar messier than this. And I have seen a lot in my life. The surgeons you've chosen had 3%. In Wolgast the Surgeons are on -60%. This was 6 years ago. And I can still feel it today. I feel, when the weather is changing. That's not good. And many other People I know have similar experiences with this Hospital. But this is a great Video by the way. Keep up the work an greetings from Germany!

@onyourleft4194 5 жыл бұрын

Oh wow that’s horrible. I hope that eventually the wound heals enough where it doesn’t hurt anymore

@Masterofcreat 5 жыл бұрын

Ich würde, wenn es um so körperliche Eingriffe geht, immer in ein Bundeswehrkrankenhaus gehen, ich fühle mich bei sowas bei denen besser aufgehoben. Klar, dass man bei anderen Fällen besser zu Spezialisten geht.

@JDCarnin 5 жыл бұрын

@@Masterofcreat Bei mir auf der Insel Usedom gibts sowas leider nicht. Da gibt's nur das berühmt berüchtigte Krankenhaus in Wolgast, eins in Greifswald, das ist aber schon eine ganze Ecke weg und eins in Swinoujsćie/Polen. Das in Polen soll sogar richtig gut sein. Aber da kann man sich nicht behandeln lassen. Was ich persönlich noch schlimmer finde, ist die Tatsache, dass in Wolgast und Greifswald die Geburtenstationen wegrationalisiert wurden. Wenn man nun also ein Kind bekommt, bleibt nur die Entscheidung zwischen Polen oder einem Ort, der Anklam heißt und knapp über 50km entfernt ist. Meine kleine Schwester z.B. ist gebürtige Polin, weil meine Mutter es nicht nach Anklam geschafft hätte. Und die ganze Insel demonstriert. Seit Jahren. Hier stehen überall große Kreuze mit Plüschtieren behängt, dass wir unsere Geburten- und Kinderstationen wiederhaben wollen. Aber es passiert nichts. In Greifswald hingegen, gibt es zwar eine Kinderstation, die in der Kapazität limitiert ist, aber es gibt z.B. keine Wochenstation. Es ist noch ein einziger Kreissaal in Betrieb, Greifswald hat knapp über 50000 Einwohner. Und muss noch für den Bereich Mecklenburger Seenplatte, Insel Usedom und das Usedomer Hinterland herhalten. So ist das hier. Die Leute kommen hierher in den Urlaub, benehmen sich als wären sie zu Hause, bauen Unfälle, nicht grade wenig. In den Sommermonaten rückt die Feuerwehr fast täglich aus und den Rettungsdienst hört man pausenlos fahren. Und durch solche Entfernungen verzögert sich auch alles. Der Rettungsdienst braucht manchmal bis zu 50 Minuten. Hier gibt es 5 Rettungswagen. Aber naja, ich will jetzt nicht weiter auf den Defiziten meiner Heimat rumreiten 😅

@anonymouss8925 5 жыл бұрын

@@JDCarnin your profile picture says youve seen too much lol

@jordanpowell2242 5 жыл бұрын

Our doctor is drunk and has been reinstated unofficially twice

@TheJackal25 5 жыл бұрын

5:33 “Oh my god, the one doctor, she has like 30 patients she has to deal with.” Oh hi Medicaid, I didn’t see you walk in there

@chesterschriever 5 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised that he's surprised about that. In real life they have even more patients 😂

@Lilliz91 5 жыл бұрын

Haha true and then the doctors are leaving constantly and then you get a new doctor.

@corrupticus1 5 жыл бұрын

As someone who works in multiple hospitals, I can tell you that all hospital elevators the slowest elevators in the universe....... And, one of them will be broken.

@Chunkboi 5 жыл бұрын

Some elevators may have seizures. Select 6th floor, end up on 8 (nobody called it) then 5, then back to 5, then 1 (actual call) then basement (other person pushed 4) then 3.5 (maintenance space), then 9...

@NexArts26 4 жыл бұрын

My dad is a neonatologist and inside of the elevator everyone writes "(insert name here) was born on (insert date here)" so it's a mess covered in markers, but it would also be very easy to catch them, since every one who was born is recorded, but yeah, all of the elevators are slow as hell and broken XD

@sapphireblue4031 4 жыл бұрын

Only one is broken? Lucky you!

@mars_png. 4 жыл бұрын

corrupticus1 it should change it can cost someone’s life if you guys go with the elevators

@bored.in.california2111 5 жыл бұрын

11:43 Love that diagnosis. "Congratulations, you have a dilated............THAT!

@SergeantExtreme 5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of my real life diagnosis at Saint Mary's Hospital.

@Scarlet-Enchantress 4 жыл бұрын

Captain Obvious wait...Saint Mary’s where?

@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jacobkeegan721 Жыл бұрын

The youtuber Mikeburnfire can relate to that...

@crazedchameleonproductions2514 5 жыл бұрын

“Doctor, my foot hurts.” *Cuts foot off* “There, now your foot wont hurt anymore.”

@aine3523 5 жыл бұрын

Crazed Chameleon Productions “But doctor now my leg hurts” “ sigh “

@arielespoir8612 4 жыл бұрын

@@aine3523 *ten minutes later* Patient: "Doctor... now... my... heart... hurts..." Doctor: *Devilish grin*

@playersprivilege3116 4 жыл бұрын

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

@arcticfox5379 4 жыл бұрын

Crazed Chameleon Productions well, doctor, now my leg hurts...

@ChatteNoireBlanche 4 жыл бұрын

Ghost limbs can hurt

@vashusan1984 5 жыл бұрын

As someone who works in a Cardiovascular ICU, I find this both hilarious and absolutely horrifying.

@SergeantExtreme 5 жыл бұрын

Was what you saw in this video realistic?

@jchea1764 4 жыл бұрын

Mostly horrifying .

@pandasys129 5 жыл бұрын

His laugh is so evil when he's talking about killing People xD

@bryanpseno4203 5 жыл бұрын

Anita Hutter lol Ik right???

@oodeezydeezy6629 5 жыл бұрын

Anita Hutter guess what

@jens.einzelgaenger.mp4 5 жыл бұрын

4% * evil laugh *

@alexanderzhmurov9624 5 жыл бұрын

I can just imagine a wrathful primordial god holding a vigil over humanity, going ...New Game Dammit!

@alexanderzhmurov9624 5 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Jane Douglas...the great favourite serial killer of Sims

@darrylweathers7361 4 жыл бұрын

"I dont think i ever hired a janitor" I think you just hired about 50.

@arielespoir8612 4 жыл бұрын

This. Genius. He ought to have you administer the damn hospital.

@maximilienrobespierre7927 5 жыл бұрын

Susan: "Should I be awake for this?" Fraser: "Well, no. But as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open a bit? The guys can't seem to fit your heart back inside."

@panzerkampfwagenviboi3917 5 жыл бұрын

Hermann Fegelein Freaking tf2 that amazing game

@drakkenmensch 4 жыл бұрын

Doctor: Please lie down on the surgical table while we prep you. Fedex man: I'm only here to deliver this package. Doctor: HEY WHICH ONE OF US HAS 4% SURGICAL SKILL HERE?

@ImprisionArchieves 2 жыл бұрын

FedEx man: Don’t you only have a 2% surgical skill

@renziorange 5 жыл бұрын

This episode is 90% Gray laughing at unsuccessful doctors This needs a part 2 for sure

@MrRenegadeshinobi 5 жыл бұрын

Seconded

@cooldude-ky4ni 4 жыл бұрын

Thirded

@isaiahf-d846 4 жыл бұрын

And part 2 it did

@liddiagaston2041 3 жыл бұрын

Granted

@Tagmose89 5 жыл бұрын

5:33 1 Doctor has 30 patients is less unrealistic than you think...

@notoriousbig3k 5 жыл бұрын

No bruh they have 1 doctor for each patient 1000 patients 1000 doctors .... dude check ure facts ... ofc there are less dr that patients

@stopdumb5135 5 жыл бұрын

notoriousbig3k most of the time patient > doctor

@Chunkboi 5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the ER...

@mytvchannellock 4 жыл бұрын

They set the standards so high to artificially limit the amount of doctors. More doctors = lower salaries. A person scoring a 99.8 is obviously not qualified to be a doctor.

@wanderlingsapling1434 4 жыл бұрын

mytvchannellock what are you even talking about???

@gamingkitsune1947 5 жыл бұрын

In the grading system, D = Doctor So the people with "D" are more than qualified.

@royalbloxcruisesroblox8870 5 жыл бұрын

A = Amateurs and A* is Special Amateurs

@thatdude6045 5 жыл бұрын

F = Finest Precision

@galih8875 5 жыл бұрын

Ppl with D. So girls cant be a doctor?

@zerohero7074 5 жыл бұрын

@@dankmanOSU Gonna report you for bullying, bye bye!

@dankmanOSU 5 жыл бұрын

@@zerohero7074 ok you must not be a true gamer then

@erinkarp6317 5 жыл бұрын

What if life is all a simulation, and the reason that humanity has messed up the planet so much is because Gray is the one controlling the simulation?

@arcticfox5379 4 жыл бұрын

Ethan Karp I want to like this comment, but I don’t want to mess up the 69 likes, so just know that I like your comment 😊

@jadeshepherdson9070 4 жыл бұрын

FBI OPEN UP

@josecorona3317 4 жыл бұрын

Illuminati: He’s on to us...

@arcticfox5379 4 жыл бұрын

Well, guess I can like now cuz it changed to 74, I’m the 75th like

@appleslice4412 4 жыл бұрын

That actully makes scents and that terrifies me

@Aubiewan 5 жыл бұрын

"Ok, but on a scale of 1 to 10, how much pain are you in?" I was dying laughing at that.

@SergeantExtreme 5 жыл бұрын

I wasn't. That actually happened to me in real life.

@sparkleponies5648 5 жыл бұрын

I'm watching this after getting home from the ER. Brilliant.

@aleckushmerek1757 5 жыл бұрын

My mom used to be a surgeons assistant and the surgeons at the hospital she worked at were all incompetent. One time one of them left 3 sponges in someones chest, 3! she said she hated it there and she is so happy that she's a psychiatric nurse now. I guess insane killers are better than incompetent surgeons.

@pankourlaut 5 жыл бұрын

at least the killers know what they're doing

@Sypaka 5 жыл бұрын

Is your mom Harley Quinn?

@ayekantspeylgud 5 жыл бұрын

Was the surgeon Christopher Duntsch?

@bryanpseno4203 5 жыл бұрын

Alec Kushmerek I'd say they likely are.

@lucianatykhelle6405 5 жыл бұрын

Aren't they the same?

@cipher88101 5 жыл бұрын

11:49 "It's about time Susan, I can't believe it took this long." I'm dying LMFAO

@TheAdriyaman 5 жыл бұрын

So is she

@alexanderzhmurov9624 5 жыл бұрын

@@TheAdriyaman 🤣

@Ben-yz7sx 3 ай бұрын

@@TheAdriyamanhhahaa genius

@heckinmemes6430 5 жыл бұрын

"Are you sure this is necessary?" "Listen, Lady, I have heard of a doctor, now get on the surgery table."

@NotaCatGirll 4 жыл бұрын

"We're sorry for your loss." "He...he came in for a checkup..."

@dinokipi5964 5 жыл бұрын

Shhhh. Your pain will be gone soon. *stab* -Gray If He Was A Doctor

@theguylivinginyourwalls 5 жыл бұрын

Nah nah nah. If it's quick, you're doing it wrong.

@ultimaxkom8728 5 жыл бұрын

@Fletcher No, by "Stab" he mean "A million tiny stabs to toes, fingers, knees, ears, nose, penus or vegana ~and etcetera..."

@noriakikakyoin3362 5 жыл бұрын

-Lifeline Alex legends 2019

@sciguy2287 5 жыл бұрын

It's nice to see you present an accurate simulator to our current healthcare system

@friedmule5403 4 жыл бұрын

Patient: "So how many errors have you mad in your entire carrier?" Doctor: "Non... This is my first day as a doctor"

@sockthepuppet7296 5 жыл бұрын

My hospital told me I was having indigestion when I was really having a heart attack.

@WhenYouveGoneGuru 5 жыл бұрын

The way he's playing it would be the opposite, and then they'd choose to do a heart massage and the patient will die from improper use of anesthesia.

@JohnDoe-on6ru 5 жыл бұрын

Susan King's odds of surviving plummeted as soon as Gray hit the "Go to" button.

@brokenteletooby106 5 жыл бұрын

Guy: I failed medical school Boss: YOURE HIRED!

@AndreyAngulo 5 жыл бұрын

"Isn't part of the surgery to close up the wounds?" lol I don't know what's more alarming, the fact that you're asking that question or the reason why you're asking it

@amcghie7 5 жыл бұрын

Anyone else get really invested in the day of Susan King?

@Chunkboi 5 жыл бұрын

“Sitting at her desk playing solitaire on company hours.” Also known as “I’m on call, I’ve run out of paperwork and journals, and my rounds aren’t for another hour...”

@deadwake3706 4 жыл бұрын

"Lets see if we can hire the most incompetent staff" Literally my local hospital

@SeedlingNL 5 жыл бұрын

"You can eat of the floor here!" - random vampire

@exposingproxystalkingorgan4164 5 жыл бұрын

This game is a representation of how the medical system is falling apart in real life.

@otaking3582 5 жыл бұрын

At least in America and third-world countries. Everywhere else, it's fine.

@wakawakawakawaka8804 5 жыл бұрын

@@otaking3582 the UK wants to know your location

@otaking3582 5 жыл бұрын

@@wakawakawakawaka8804 Whatever it is, I didn't do it!

@bff1316 5 жыл бұрын

reminds me of ACA at KP southern california

@Azmedon-AU 5 жыл бұрын

It's not too bad in Australia.

@phatdookie4207 5 жыл бұрын

*Reminds me of the hospital where I was born.*

@lilylouis1086 5 жыл бұрын

They left my hand disfigured from an IV as someone who's becoming a nurse I wonder how you can disfigure a newborns hand through an IV

@phatdookie4207 5 жыл бұрын

@@lilylouis1086 what kind of nurse?

@mrburgermaster 5 жыл бұрын

@@phatdookie4207 Probably an LPN or RN. Typically, Nursing students will get hired and get additional training in the area they did in their preceptorship, at least where I'm attending school for my BScN. Areas that are off limits for 4th year preceptorships in Alberta include higher-risk, more specialized areas like perioperative surgery, ICU, cardiac, wound-care, etc.

@lilylouis1086 5 жыл бұрын

@@phatdookie4207 Paramedic to RN bridge

@tonyrusso3565 5 жыл бұрын

My parents didn't show up for my birth.

@Whatsevenhappeningrightnow 5 жыл бұрын

I was walking to the vending machine when you said “ what are you going to get something from the vending machine” and i feel targeted

@SilverJ17 Жыл бұрын

"Welcome everyone to surgery. The place where people come to die." So many good Gray quotes.

@tanieshaas8322 4 жыл бұрын

the pandemic setting really hits different in 2020 huh

@tharbemiko 5 жыл бұрын

This is even more funny given the fact that I'm watching this from my hospital 😂

@OfficialLilTonyTMO Жыл бұрын

Everytime I'm in a bad mood, Gray never disappoints me when making me happy

@sneepsnorp1404 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who has been chronically ill for 20 years, I can confirm that this is actually how the American medical system is managed.

@enternalnight1604 5 жыл бұрын

Scp 049=i am the doctor.i will cure you Me:where do you learn that Scp 049:from my teacher Me:who Scp 049:GRAY

@isaiahf-d846 5 жыл бұрын

Me:all of a sudden I feel fantastic thank you doctor I'll just pay on the way out...

@jordanpowell2242 5 жыл бұрын

Me: ... Oh look at the time!! *Jumps out the widow*

@lp812leo 5 жыл бұрын

Me: ooohhh heellll nnnooo

@pnk7677 5 жыл бұрын

R/unexpectedSCP

@Gr3nadgr3gory 5 жыл бұрын

Ehh, better than my last doctor. He was a total Zoidberg.

@HappyCrate 5 жыл бұрын

I more hyped for the intro's then the rest of the video! "Wonder how he'll try to break this game?!"

@alexanderzhmurov9624 5 жыл бұрын

Ditto!!!

@mahditr5023 5 жыл бұрын

You anesthesia doctor be like let me lit you up fam

@FindAWayGymnastics 5 жыл бұрын

Gray's goal in every game is just to find ways to do stuff in the game that would get him sued in real life.

@leecaste 5 жыл бұрын

This remembers me when I was playing Theme Hospital many years ago, I used to build the waiting rooms full of drinks machines, heating up at maximum and no toilets...😏

@poiuytrewq11422 4 жыл бұрын

You're a sick, twisted person.

@lenawalters2666 4 жыл бұрын

I like it

@miloszwandycz8815 5 жыл бұрын

*81%* of *people* choose "homework"... that means that they are probably in *school* so compared to the number of subscribers means that about *891 000* of *childhoods* are *ruined.* *We love u Gray.*

@HomieShark 5 жыл бұрын

Or maybe people have ok mermories. Just saying.

@unknown_rdr 5 жыл бұрын

Milosz Wandycz I just pick the most dumbest/funniest answer

@ArashiOdayakana 5 жыл бұрын

I graduated from hell.

@trucker1864 5 жыл бұрын

We should call him gary to mess with him

@randomdoomer8549 5 жыл бұрын

Or maybe they are in college too you know...

@sawg1261 5 жыл бұрын

*"Anyways, zats how i lost my medical lisence"*

@Kiwi-pd5mk 5 жыл бұрын

Anyvays, zats how I lost my medzical licence. Love TF2

@Raccoon-ut3dv 5 жыл бұрын

“Dead is better” oh gray and his pet semetary references

@thekirk884 5 жыл бұрын

Drinking game: take a shot every time someone collapses or dies. Party favorite for sure 😂

@brianna6666 5 жыл бұрын

Vampires be having a party in there :)

@ravencrovax 5 жыл бұрын

Hey, look! Gray created the VA hospital (specifically the one in Atlanta). Too soon?

@seanhill2021 5 жыл бұрын

I was watching this in bed, and just woke my wife up from laughing too hard

@bear-_-8784 4 жыл бұрын

"God why is everyone so good at being a doctor?"

@potato_hoarder 5 жыл бұрын

your morbid sense of humor got you a subscriber

@bryanpseno4203 5 жыл бұрын

Caleb Peterka o I love it too.

@pockypurse 5 жыл бұрын

At 11:30 he picks "American trypanosomias" which is also known as Chaga's disease. And one of the symptoms of this disease is DYING SENSATIONS.

@SilverJ17 Жыл бұрын

"That's right everyone. Have a seat. The staff will be with you eventually, unless you bleed out before then."

@GrayTimber 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who works in a hospital, "Here is our chief doctor, playing solitare on company time" is very accurate to real life.

@Inderastein 5 жыл бұрын

Me: Hey Grey.. Grey: Yeah? Me: Why do I feel, empty? Grey: We removed all the Stomach, Lungs, Kebab and The President of The United States of America inside of you.. Me: Then.. How am I, alive? Grey: Cause, your here in hell's hospital, where everyone is going to die again.. Me: Oh thats nice..

@playersprivilege3116 4 жыл бұрын

Me: ahem, DO AS I SAY. I AM GOD. Grey: are you sure about that?

@isaiahf-d846 4 жыл бұрын

Hey now who administered anesthetics we dont do that here maybe it was the blood loss

@Grace15271 2 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahf-d846 shooot sorry.... I kinda dropped my pet brick on their ribs and punctured their heart.

@Luna_Corbeau 5 жыл бұрын

Grey if you don't see this it's fine but everyday i look forward to your videos. I really love watching them even the title of this one made me laugh keep it up much love

@dubugga 5 жыл бұрын

I'd like to imagine this is what it would be like if I actually tried medical school.

@KorbyPonyo 5 жыл бұрын

Gray is such a good employer because he gives chances to those who failed Medical School to be a better doctor.

@brycevo 5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Gray Hospital, Where All of our Doctors are Gray and Blacklist Doctors

@jnicholsonjr 5 жыл бұрын

I could not stop laughing... I think you're running butcher shop simulator!

@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539 5 жыл бұрын

If he was running a butcher shop I wonder what would happen

@EmmaBethx 4 жыл бұрын

Brad Macdonald probably try to bring the animals back to life...

@littlemrpinkness295 4 жыл бұрын

I already "liked" this. I can't wait to see what he does with THIS one. What's always even funnier than the on-screen disaster is his commentary. He says the funniest, most twisted things. His voice is soo perfect, so droll, so cynical, so casually cruel and demented, I'm just snickering, snorting, and wheezing through the whole thing. My stomach is going to hurt, I have the pillow in place: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

@M3raculus 4 жыл бұрын

*Doctor:* “I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is we have found the disease and we can proceed with surgery to remove it.” *Patient:* “What’s the bad news?” *Doctor:* “Neither one of us in this hospital knows how to give surgery...”

@XILEGh0sT 5 жыл бұрын

At first I didn't want to watch this because hospitals creep me out but this turned out to be my favorite video 😂 this was absolutely hilarious! 😂😂😂

@apino9754 5 жыл бұрын

Are you going to play Kerbal Space program??

@theguylivinginyourwalls 5 жыл бұрын

#graygotospace

@xxXthekevXxx 5 жыл бұрын

Meeko12 that would be so good

@ownerfate 5 жыл бұрын

If he does, we at least know what hospital the kerbals will be going to, when they get hurt.

@alexanderzhmurov9624 5 жыл бұрын

Nah, he doesn't "play" KSP, he lives it

@JavonWilliams29 5 жыл бұрын

Any place with Gray's name on it, I'm walking the hell away 😂😂😂

@friedmule5403 4 жыл бұрын

Doctor: "Blood donor has never been a problem here"... "oh nurse go up and collect some blood in front of wending machine 7 on second floor, I think it may be B+"

@useryz3512 5 жыл бұрын

Sad bastards hospital Perfectly safe

@jeneb52 5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a hospital here, they left a medical instrument inside a body giving them a lower rate than they already had.

@KaDaJxClonE 5 жыл бұрын

Gray needs to go be an official government inspector and find the kinds of real life places he creates in all of his lets plays.

@sobiah11 5 жыл бұрын

KZfaq knows what to recommend, great entertainment here

@bobfrommanagement4709 5 жыл бұрын

Make a series for this game.

@MrRenegadeshinobi 5 жыл бұрын

Yes please

@royalbloxcruisesroblox8870 5 жыл бұрын

Teacher: Where is your homework Me: Uhhhhhhhh I have Homeworkitus it's a special disease where I can't do homework

@omartomasi9204 5 жыл бұрын

Not seen if everyone else said it, but for the events you need to have ambulances in order to get the patients, usually they're all with fractures or severe injuries (cranic trauma etc)

@Ottocide 5 жыл бұрын

I would be happy to see more of this

@natsudraagneeelfairytail9556 5 жыл бұрын

Never be in charge of anything........a valuable life lesson learned from gray

@mooocowcowcowmooo 5 жыл бұрын

>"I'm looking for the worst medical degenerate I can get." >Doesn't Hire Vee

@boomdude2202 4 жыл бұрын

Gray:(7 seconds in)"efficiencyize" Me:(has a stroke)

@Airman426 5 жыл бұрын

Man, this was hilarious as per the usual, but watching the lady spray virtual blood through the corridors and imagining what that would be like in real life makes me feel really weird in not a good way. Welp, can't wait to see who you kill next Gray!

@kavemustermann 5 жыл бұрын

As a medical student I must say ... this is hilarious xD

@CrackerBDingus 5 жыл бұрын

As a medical student, this was funny as hell. "Congratulations you have dilated... that." hahaha it's also pronounced cardio-my-op-athy

@robode1945 5 жыл бұрын

I want a planet like this, where everyone is the worst at what they are doing. Best civilization ever

@JohnSmith-ws7fq 5 жыл бұрын

lmao, had me in stitches with this. Would love to see another Gray's Hospital episode!

@autisticgamer24 5 жыл бұрын

What would be awesome if there is a skill level on just one of these people that was rated a negative that would be absolutely amazingly bad. You should know down to Surgeon Simulator VR now

@Matthew-wy6zr 5 жыл бұрын

That would be my daily hospital.

@elizabethshields1719 5 жыл бұрын

When Gray's thumbnail has blood, you know it's gonna be awesome. Great knowing I'm not the only person who messes up Sim games for the fun of it.

@M4Production 4 жыл бұрын

While watching this an add comes up: "How we became doctors, hands on action."

@pvpgamer9372 5 жыл бұрын

Nice vid gray and the worst sickness is homework with extra homework

@alastairstedman7840 5 жыл бұрын

So you are basically making a typical South African government hospital!

@notoriousbig3k 5 жыл бұрын

Those are better that US and East Europe hospital

@alastairstedman7840 5 жыл бұрын

@@notoriousbig3k ha..... Ha ha...... Ha ha ha............ Hahahahahahahahahahahaha holy heck that's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Really made my day.