A Husband and Wife Roast Each Other - Joe List vs. Sarah Tollemache

A Husband and Wife Roast Each Other - Joe List vs. Sarah Tollemache - Roast Battle

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Joe List and Sarah Tollemache may be married, but that won’t stop them from tearing each other down in a roast battle. (Contains strong language.)
About Roast Battle:
Roast Battle pits two rising comics against each other in an all-out war before a panel of judges including Roastmaster General Jeff Ross. Childhood traumas may be dredged up, and painful divorces might be mocked, but these battles always end in a hug.
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@Hunnalouu 4 жыл бұрын

I tried doing something similar with my girlfriend but neither of us are comics & she ended up crying after my first joke

@iamauriyone3035 3 жыл бұрын

lmmfaooooo

@bijoyxxx4267 3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmm...emotions

@mayeenyusuf3966 3 жыл бұрын

Ya ive been carrying a lot of comedian experiments too and kind of a bad idea....

@DONNYLAI95 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@tammareddyparuchuri2921 3 жыл бұрын

Oop 👁👄👁

@Vyrkgrl 4 жыл бұрын

He played it safe, he played it smart. He went for the long game with his relationship.

@jamesbunda806 3 жыл бұрын

K I still can’t keep my mouth shut. I’ll learn one day

@potoker2296 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I agree, it's more tasteful for the husband to get burned with no retaliation. Imagine if he really went for it, everyone would have hated on him for burying his wife. Especially after the accredited jobs he was associated with, their set sounded virtually identical he could have helped write both.

@ScottishPEACEguy 3 жыл бұрын

Babies aren't born with teeth. That was my annoying part.

@cf9844 3 жыл бұрын

Still won't work out.

@rugr82day 3 жыл бұрын

@@ScottishPEACEguy , it's rare but every now and then a baby is born with 1 or 2. They are called natal teeth.

@garagegorilla5x5 4 жыл бұрын

Joe and Sarah walk in the house* Joe: So we fuckin killed it tonight huh babe Sarah: Do you really think I suck at comedy

@father3dollarbill 2 жыл бұрын

Joe: sleeps on sofa

@green49285 2 жыл бұрын

You KNOW that happened.

@evilemetblack 2 жыл бұрын

@@green49285 they're comics. Of course it did not happen.

@green49285 2 жыл бұрын

@@evilemetblack so you're the FUN one at a party, huh?

@evilemetblack 2 жыл бұрын

@@green49285 people who use the "bet you're fun at parties" are definitely not fun at parties, sowwy.

@dingomanz7 4 жыл бұрын

2:15 Amy Adams reflection in a heroin spoon!!! Dude nailed it.

@khalifaalmubarak.6372 4 жыл бұрын

Chris Jennings what's his real name?

@KevinElderFarts 4 жыл бұрын

Heroin, not heroine.

@Leinief 3 жыл бұрын

It obviously should have been Anna Kendrick not Amy Adams.

@Q_QQ_Q 3 жыл бұрын

@@Leinief exactly

@Isabel-hl1jy 3 жыл бұрын

more like low budget anna kendrick?

@unattended129 3 жыл бұрын

Host's "you may DISS the bride" was very underrated.

@nooralshamlan9881 3 жыл бұрын

It was brilliant

@HimonoOnna90 3 жыл бұрын

That was the best joke in the whole clip

@carmichaelk.5214 3 жыл бұрын

@@HimonoOnna90 you consider that a joke?

@loribernardisunwell9663 3 жыл бұрын

@@carmichaelk.5214 yes, because it was, troll

@loribernardisunwell9663 3 жыл бұрын

That "if you win you're a wife beater" was funny too...just jokes here people...

@actorboy2 3 жыл бұрын

Best joke of the whole thing was from the judge "Joe you went soft of her a little bit I think... Which I'm sure she's used to..." 😂😂😂😂😂

@BangiranaAllan 2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@tromboner6061 11 ай бұрын

How's that an insult. Like..it shows a person cares for the other during doing "it"

@giancarlorodriguez964 8 ай бұрын

Soft as in erectile dysfunction.

@shawnmcvey7789 4 жыл бұрын

This shouldn't count as a roast battle, it's basically like you're at a hilarious couple's house for dinner and they're doing schtick while Jeff Ross eats in the corner.

@evan8654 4 жыл бұрын

Haha trueee

@RasmusSUUR 4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Dinner Party from The Office

@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583 4 жыл бұрын

Save me a seat, I'll be right over!

@james_greeny2180 4 жыл бұрын

The drunk fat uncle

@shaany78677 4 жыл бұрын

Not even hilarious they're trying too hard

@mikethered4864 3 жыл бұрын

She won for sure. His sound like he made them up right before coming on stage, she sounded like she'd been coming up with hers for years 😂

@lslewis 3 жыл бұрын

Yep..just like a woman...stewing for a while to be used later XD

@ggundercover3681 3 жыл бұрын

@@lslewis as a woman I take high offence at how funny and true this is. thank God I don't say half the shit I be thinking.

@lslewis 3 жыл бұрын

@@ggundercover3681 Haha, yeah we all could use that self-restraint

@Lallana_Del_Rey 3 жыл бұрын

She only won because Joe went easy on her lol

@BobbyTMF 2 жыл бұрын

they all have writers helping them :)

@zackdelarocha8 3 жыл бұрын

I just found out about Joe List after finding out about Mark Normand a few months back. IMO he’s one of the greats right now.

@Eoin_D 3 жыл бұрын

He is one of the greats

@rrrrrrr303 2 жыл бұрын

Check out Chad Daniels!

@zackdelarocha8 2 жыл бұрын

@@rrrrrrr303 I knew about Chad from Your Moms House podcast, he’s great too!

@mamamua4644 Жыл бұрын

My favorite roast on my husband was telling him “you’re the only one I’ve been with”……. “Everyone else was a 9 or a 10” 😏

@vilecorrupt Жыл бұрын

Sneaky

@AnasA.Ansari 11 ай бұрын

And that is why he picked you from the streets for the streets.

@borislav6561 8 ай бұрын

@@AnasA.AnsariJesus, relax bro, learn to take a joke 🤣

@AnasA.Ansari 8 ай бұрын

@@borislav6561 Since, you have learned you can not make difference between joke and reality. 😂

@whiplashchild7388 3 жыл бұрын

Anybody who thinks that a husband can roast his wife and still sleep in the same bed with her is out of their mind. Joe did what he had to do.

@portlandgoose4727 2 жыл бұрын

you're both idiots if you actually believe that they slept in separate beds that night

@Tkieron 2 жыл бұрын

You DO realize that what you're describing is a very unhealthy relationship, right? Healthy couples don't dictate where a person can and cannot sleep. Also they are comedians who agreed to do this together. They knew what they were getting into. No he didn't sleep on the couch that night.

@adrianramirez6848 2 жыл бұрын

i roast my gf all the time and nothing happens so....

@tomarnold7284 2 жыл бұрын

@@Tkieron No, he slept in his car.

@johnwatson8809 2 жыл бұрын

Fax

@killersof10 4 жыл бұрын

Good show. But drop the sound effects after every punchline. It's tacky. Just let the audience do their part

@nobrainerneeded4229 4 жыл бұрын

Check UK version of this show! This one is rubbish in comparison.

@talalahmed9541 4 жыл бұрын

nobrainerneeded which show?

@Tombee2 3 жыл бұрын

@chaz king y'all ever think British people just say that to stroke there egos like there is no better show but we got to keep the Americans thinking they ain't funny

@diskid3644 3 жыл бұрын

chaz king it’s called roast battle n it’s on comedy centrals uk KZfaq pal, it’s levels ahead g

@ryabryab4428 3 жыл бұрын

Yea all the extras suck

@miltosapozante 4 жыл бұрын

the jokes are fine but the sound effects are AGGRESSIVELY obnoxious.

@yusufronco 4 жыл бұрын

agreed

@cmsmith1031 4 жыл бұрын

Everything outside of the jokes is way too much.

@Griffin-sr3ej 4 жыл бұрын

The British version is way better

@shaany78677 4 жыл бұрын

The jokes are fine yeah but they don't belong on this show cos it's roast battles not joke battles

@harvey4385 4 жыл бұрын

It almost looks like an asian game show

@Hellbunnyfelicia 3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry but he DOES look like John Oliver casted as Harry Potter

@jeremyweems4916 3 жыл бұрын

Looks like Steve from American Dad

@kurtsudheim825 2 жыл бұрын

He's basically hp if it were American

@larryjayhamilton6718 4 жыл бұрын

Chemistry is insane between the two. They will last forever.

@TheLZempir3 4 жыл бұрын

It's not chemistry, it's biology. The Herpes keeps them from branching out.

@JM_E46 4 жыл бұрын

one of them aint lasting for more than 2 minutes 😂

@vhscopyofseinfeld 3 жыл бұрын

TheLZempir3 it’s not chemistry, it’s not biology, it’s biochemistry.

@mattholden2517 Жыл бұрын

Maybe it's Maybelline

@Kethra430 4 жыл бұрын

Literally could make a whole show on this concept

@doublefeature 4 жыл бұрын

true but not all couples are comedians so prolly wouldn't hit the same.

@vhscopyofseinfeld 3 жыл бұрын

You literally cannot because there’s so few comedian couples

@mastergwaha 4 ай бұрын

newly wed show?

@SeeWorldKevin 4 жыл бұрын

I don't care if a joke fails when it has "opening her buttcheeks" in it.

@jakrispy3418 3 жыл бұрын

When he introduced her as the "albino Wakandan" the closed captioning said, "inaudible" for wakandan🤣

@hircineshunter5896 4 жыл бұрын

"went soft on her" 😂😂😂😂😂

@robojimbo7039 3 жыл бұрын

Sooo funny watching him dodge bullets and being smart. He loves her too much to go hard

@c.a.t4607 2 жыл бұрын

And that's what makes this look like a set up to get his wife some publicity.. Joe is funny and he definitely took it easy. The sound effects and the judges make it so terrible though. Let the audience do their part. If someone is funny it will come out through that, Instead they dropped sound effects for most of her jokes while Joe got nothing but 💩 on..

@PapiAzul44 2 жыл бұрын

Yep I certainly don’t believe someone had those noises ready for her jokes. There was no post production and this video came out LIVE. This was ALL REAL. 🤷‍♂️

@valee4387 4 жыл бұрын

joe: sarah used to be a stripper in queens crowd: can't tell if he's roasting her or bragging he married a stripper

@stsk7 4 жыл бұрын

That's disgusting. Theres no bragging about bagging a stripper

@Corekidbeenybunny 4 жыл бұрын

Skye Walker when you making a lot of money it is

@Raptorman04 4 жыл бұрын

lol what an uggo of a stripper

@telaniianoai568 4 жыл бұрын

@@stsk7 how so. I stripped for 3 years and I'm a male. Happened to love my job. So why would anyone be ashamed of something they want to do?

@pjusino5 4 жыл бұрын

@@stsk7 tell that to a Marine from Camp Lejeune.

@tarico4436 4 жыл бұрын

Would have been a tie, but her Chin joke carried her to victory.

@eaqua56 4 жыл бұрын

And that he choked and had a terrible racist joke.

@abananainspace 3 жыл бұрын

@@eaqua56 you're seeing racism where it wasn't intended

@cb9018 3 жыл бұрын

Which one of his jokes was racist?

@davidc5820 3 жыл бұрын

The "me too" joke was hilarious. But SHE fucking won

@yusufronco 4 жыл бұрын

as a tuesgay I came here for ol joey. I did not know that Sarah was a talented comedian aswell. very nice work you two queefs.

@FoodforThought12345678dsds 3 жыл бұрын

AND THEN THE DUCK FELL OUT OF HIS BAG!!!

@kyles2027 3 жыл бұрын

Surf's up!

@farischugthai5598 2 жыл бұрын

And she didn't even flush!

@symbally 3 жыл бұрын

she killed him but, dang, everyone who spoke was gunning at this Joe fella. I really hope he can take it because that was nuclear!

@zero2imperial 3 жыл бұрын

Bruh her jokes hurt MY feelings.. Poor dude 😭😭😭😂😂😂

@jameshilton1191 4 жыл бұрын

They’re both winners. That was great.

@michaelfabian2401 4 жыл бұрын

That Joe List, boy he's a good egg people I tell you what

@steezycheezeyfries5930 4 жыл бұрын

Fawwks YAH

@mattgallo9805 4 жыл бұрын

Sing it sister

@FakingANerve 2 жыл бұрын

Talk about the healthiest, most secure relationship possible. This is fantastic!

@rosiearts7199 3 жыл бұрын

I need more of this. Couples doing standup together

@krisrhodes5180 3 жыл бұрын

I like how he opened with a joke about how he's more successful, but the rest of the roast was her completely owning him. (To be fair, I think it's harder for a husband in this situation to go hard and come out looking funny and not just like a bully, even given the context of a roast.)

@c.a.t4607 2 жыл бұрын

They made sure to give her sound effects as well... Which kind of makes it seem even more fake and set-up..

@TylerTheTiler 2 жыл бұрын

I'm curious why you think it would be harder for the guy to not come out looking like a bully

@krisrhodes5180 2 жыл бұрын

Because a masculine presenting person being aggressive towards a feminine presenting person is generally more likely to be perceived by bystanders as unfair.

@jeremiahdicho8422 2 жыл бұрын

@@TylerTheTiler it's called reality.

@themack22 2 жыл бұрын

He bombed a joke…on purpose.

@danielglassmeyer1381 4 жыл бұрын

Having herpes and no chin will always be a losing combo.

@delcodel6835 4 жыл бұрын

Dude this is so great. I love Joe List and his wife seems just as cool.

@BriannaTerese 4 жыл бұрын

I fuckin love this lmao. They were brutal. 😂

@GreenLanternCorps2814 3 жыл бұрын

That was 3 minutes of actual content with 5 minutes of commentary about the content. :/

@c.a.t4607 2 жыл бұрын

If we have advanced so far as a society... Why does it feel like we are going backwards than...

@Triptoons 4 жыл бұрын

Tuesgays where yee at?

@georgehornsby6882 4 жыл бұрын

praise allah!

@Mar10Rawmost1 4 жыл бұрын

Pth! Ahh that was a good one

@Woji52 4 жыл бұрын

Mazel!

@DushyantsCHANNEL 4 жыл бұрын

Oooooooohweeeee

@Brzbrngr 4 жыл бұрын

over here ya queef

@Savage_Da_BeasT 3 жыл бұрын

honestly this is therapeutic.

@christimms9485 4 жыл бұрын

Outstanding stuff, I'm a big fan of both these.

@alasdairmacintyre9383 4 жыл бұрын

This is sure to end in a therapy session

@lord_walrus8611 4 жыл бұрын

This was the therapy session

@richiepurcell7893 4 жыл бұрын

Alasdair Macintyre I’m sure Al heard all about it

@kurtsudheim825 2 жыл бұрын

Our you can see it as therapy

@C_mao 3 жыл бұрын

She had three 'Jeffrey Ross level' zingers, and after Ross said 'Joe had as many groans as laughs'(and understandably so) She got in that last zinger. She was good, damn good!

@chuckdraper7776 3 жыл бұрын

I'd love to see Anthony and Nikki roast each other.

@MisssKayy Жыл бұрын

I didn’t even notice Jesslenik at first. He was uncharacteristically quiet for this show.

@simplenough Жыл бұрын

That would be insane

@BoboFattt 4 жыл бұрын

I wish I could find a woman who loved me this much. You 2 are awesome

@alanhf 4 жыл бұрын

"and his opponent/wife" Same thing.

@daveen2229 4 жыл бұрын

Couples therapy at it's finest!

@khristianpeel7165 3 жыл бұрын

This is literally every married couple. And side note, no man should EVER think about winning this because your relarionship will NOT last

@johnkreese4706 2 жыл бұрын

It’s like playing 1v1 with your wife/gf……you def take it easy on her…..don’t smoke her

@ayaanmehrotra9267 2 жыл бұрын

simp lvl 999999999

@martian78 3 жыл бұрын

Me and my wife roast each other all the time 😂

@chrislio2655 4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit. She had him from the start.

@sammyursula 3 жыл бұрын

@ The subtitles at 0:48, he called her an _albino Wakandan_ LOL

@snakyjones1216 4 жыл бұрын

When she roasted him on herpes he lost

@yurpndurpnslurpn 4 жыл бұрын

@The following is wrong: 🤣🤣

@beaubeaukitty5301 4 жыл бұрын

Anti-couples counseling at Comedy Central were not self confident that we can fix all your relationship problems though were absolutely certain we can make it worse.

@SDCISHERE 3 жыл бұрын

Joe list special out now love this guy

@1feloniouspunk 2 жыл бұрын

I'm crying. That's love.

@sophiakiwie 4 жыл бұрын

Couples roasting eachother needs to be a thing

@c.a.t4607 2 жыл бұрын

That's what divorce court is for ...

@sen2672 Жыл бұрын

@@c.a.t4607 😂🤣

@lukess.s 3 жыл бұрын

"Amy Adams' reflection in a heroin spoon" holy fuck

@Dr.Rabbit7346 5 ай бұрын

This is such a clear definition of true love🥳

@tristantriton8115 4 жыл бұрын

Divorce rate will never exceed 50% in the US Comedy Central : Hold my roast.

@nowyouseeme1023 4 жыл бұрын

Divorce rate is well over 75% in the U.S.

@inordirection_ 3 жыл бұрын

I hope Joe's self-esteem survives, good grief

@halbrenner8635 3 жыл бұрын

What a jetti mind understanding between everyone involved. "Joe....we know you guys are married....Sarah wins."

@annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Жыл бұрын

That was awesome!

@pizzaenthusiast69420 3 жыл бұрын

this is GREAT

@andrewjohnson6716 2 жыл бұрын

This is kind of a reflection on men and women in relationships. He kept pulling his punches and she kept going for the jugular. She definitely won.

@thezzach 4 жыл бұрын

5:25 you are what you eat 🤣

@forrestjudd5542 2 жыл бұрын

Both were great. Joe had me laughing more

@kevinhart8339 8 ай бұрын

The no kids joke doesn't hold up... congrats on the baby boy!

@adamgm84 3 жыл бұрын

This is actually really great. Joe List needs more time. He crushes.

@luker4101 4 жыл бұрын

My man had to make sure his marriage is intact

@lowlowseesee 3 жыл бұрын

exactly, looks off limits

@g194g 3 жыл бұрын

This was hilarious!

@ronyalemerrill 3 жыл бұрын

She had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TBISYTC 4 жыл бұрын

Bruh, this was rough.

@queenlj1490 4 жыл бұрын

Sarah Killed it 😂😂😂😂

@preshengovender7956 11 ай бұрын

Awesome stuff. Shout out from Durban South Africa!

@icecreamassassin3006 8 ай бұрын

"I'll go first"... she totally missed the chance to immediately throw him off guard with a "oh you don't have to tell me, I know that every night"

@giannipuface9441 2 жыл бұрын

Joe's the real winner. He knew how to survive

@Goldarlives 4 жыл бұрын

It’s cute how awkward they are about it lol

@PatriccSellapound372 4 жыл бұрын

As soon as the wife walked in I was like oh shit she’s in for it 😂😂😂 to easy

@LokiDWolf 3 жыл бұрын

I wish this show was still going. Well, not sure if it is or isn't. But, this is the greatest stuff!

@shadowprince4482 3 жыл бұрын

When she said ouch she could have said "wow that's something I've never said since we got together."

@willowcove888 2 жыл бұрын

The biggest hit to Joe was when the judge hit on Sarah lol That's hit the feels.

@Sk8ordie7279 4 жыл бұрын

Bet some of you wanted to see the hug at the end but then the recommended videos came up🤣🤣

@hiphopforheads772 Жыл бұрын

Savage! Well done

@Jeremy-ob4gm 4 жыл бұрын

Joe went through a wind tunnel to get there

@TaintsVidsInc 4 жыл бұрын

Met this guy joe list in the bathroom at the comedy cellar.

@ALF3Y 3 жыл бұрын

He’s big in the NYC bathroom scene

@saebahsuproc 4 жыл бұрын

Can't believe they agreed to do this. That's funny. Super cool

@haihaigrab332 3 жыл бұрын

Loved the Boston part the most lol.

@mohsinrizvi2331 4 жыл бұрын

Joe tried to go hard but Sarah stole the show without trying that hard

@PabloPickassoMusic 4 жыл бұрын

Pssshh no he didnt at all. He went super light. I wouldnt be surprised if he helped write her jokes 2 honestly. Im not even that much of a fan of his and she def is funny I'm just saying this was obviously a move to help her career. He fucking handed it 2 her on a silver platter. Hes had better jokes off the cuff every 5 mins on podcasts. You're telling me he couldn't write 1 about his wife? Pffftt.

@stareye_1062 4 жыл бұрын

@@PabloPickassoMusic obviously, the guy is married to her, he's not gonna annihilate her. Jesus christ these people are so gullible lmao..

@conspiracycornerpodcast4302 4 жыл бұрын

Joe had that one joke that didnt hit. I did like that you are what u eat joke though. I've used it before lol.

@conspiracycornerpodcast4302 4 жыл бұрын

@Timothy Newitt right lol.

@DanielRamirez-li6zc 2 жыл бұрын

That was fun!👍

@ddebenedictis 11 ай бұрын

Sarah's little easy-to-miss gem "me too" before the battle even began, I knew she would slay it!

@bunnybro5977 4 жыл бұрын

Yo,editor He intoduced her as the albino wakandan. Fix the captions

@nanogarcia2365 4 жыл бұрын

Damn it Joe, you forgot to fart on the mic. That could’ve taken you to victory

@mikechecks5994 2 жыл бұрын

But who really won if Joe wrote all of Sarah’s jokes? This is roast battle inception!

@GrizzlyGuernseyGamer 2 жыл бұрын

That one dude flailing around a sausage 😅

@JG-vv1db 4 жыл бұрын

Oh, my...... 6:55-7:17 ..... So brutally awkward to witness their collective, silent interaction

@Scoobay 4 жыл бұрын

J G they’re both naturally brutally awkward. It’s a part of their charm.

@HunterBidenCocaineBag 4 жыл бұрын

The sound effects are more annoying than Jeff Ross, which is not a good thing.

@alcatraz_rath2145 4 жыл бұрын

Then why watch then????

@Hardc6reStra5tedge 4 жыл бұрын

@@alcatraz_rath2145 - The Format exists in other countries. I came here by chance, but I'll leave by choice.

4 жыл бұрын

Cool cheers from Portugal 🇵🇹

@JeffNixonComedy 3 жыл бұрын

That ‘you are what you eat joke’ hahaha

@dill6827 3 жыл бұрын

that was hard to watch . thank god they mad it short , only like 5 mins long battle.

@masennakonieczny2377 4 жыл бұрын

you can tell how much easier it was for her than him almost like she's been waiting for years to say it

@lsjionredlinesupercharged2049 2 жыл бұрын

Love it.

@michaeldexterlipata2283 4 жыл бұрын

Happy thank you