That lawyer is so proud to have said a “mega pint” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

technically, Mega is a million and a pint is 473ml so he would have poured himself a 480 000 litre of wine. "Objection! Your honor, this is a pretty fucking big glass of wine!"

his face bro, that shit is priceless

You've missed the funniest part after JD says he poured himself a large glass of wine ... "I thought it necessary."

I CAN WATCH THIS A MILLION TIMES AND IT NEVER GETS OLD...HIS EXPRESSION IS PRICELESS 😂😂😂😂

“Time for a mega pint”

Johnny depp is an absolute mad lad. Love it.

I'm totally buying some JD fan merch that has the phrase "mega pint" on it 🤣🤣🤣

When he said “I poured myself a large glass of wine.”, he gave a little urging nod, almost as if he was a teacher in a classroom, correcting a ridiculous answer a student had given him for a nonsensically easy question.

You had a long day king, have a megapint

I cant get enough of this clip! LOL

These memes are giving me LIFE!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

This video made me spit my coffee on my desk. Thanks 🤣🤣😂🤣

The response is what makes JD JD! Lolol

All that schooling...."mega pint"....johnny depp corrected him lol

My face smile of JD during trial 😂

Poured myself a mega pint today for my birthday (technically yesterday in my time zone). You'd be surprised how few clips of this exact moment there ate on youtube, this is the first video I was able to find to send to a friend for context lol

that shit straight up hilarious lmao

Lmao it sounded like someone dared him say that 😂 go Johnny go!!

Imagine he said mega pint of Run 😂😂😂😂

Well, that's what's called a mega pint of wine

I would’ve died when he said” I poured myself a large glass of red wine “ the judge would’ve thrown me out

JD is so funny. love him

Ah yes…Red wine and fruit punch are now the exact same things. Johnny Depp has been accused of drinking a “mega pint” of fruit punch.

Firstly a pint is a pint it's an exact measurement (of course the lawyer saying that to make it sound "worse" ) but secondly he's talking like people actually drink pints of wine 😂 yeah people may polish off a bottle or 2 but I've never known anyone to pour a pint of red wine an chug it like its a beer, not once

This is so much better, when u having a mega "pint of wine 😂" red !!!😂😂😂😂

I poured myself a large glass of wine I thought it necessary

Gotta love Johnny!

Over 400,000+ views on the original video! 🎉 Didn't expect that. Here is the improved widescreen edition. On holiday at the moment, but more videos will be coming soon!

Sry the Term mega pint is so hilarious

Now im craving a MEGA PiNT"🍷😂😂😂

Sega Mega Pint

MAXIMUM OVERPINT

Johnny i love you 🤣🤣🤣

"A mega pint?"

JD: I don't know what a Mega Pint is but imma find it after this.

I love this so much! I made a decal for the back of my car today that simply reads “a Mega Pint?” I printed it in classic “pirate” font and cut the vinyl in burgundy red. Wish I could post a pic. #teamJohnny

A mEgA pInT

He so cute.

Tf even is a mega pint he mean a gallon?

Oooh yeah, now i can get a mega pint of cofee from starbucks

I love this! Johnny's expressions was priceless! That attorney was an idiot.

It's hilarious!!!

You forgot one very important thing mate I'm Captain Jack Sparrow - captain jack Sparrow

This video cuts off at the absolute worst fucking point. You left out the best line. "I thought it necessary."

love me a mega pint of wine!

For people who aren't well-versed in metric units, a Megapint is 1 million pints, which is 150 thousand gallons. For reference, a swimming pool 15 ft by 30 ft with an average depth of 5 ft has a volume of approximately 16900 gallons. So a Megapint would be nearly 9 medium-sized swimming pools worth of wine. I was cracking up big time when I heard this🤣 Btw, even a single pint is approximately 2 large glasses of wine, which is already quite a sizable amount and more than Johnny describes if they chose cubic inches as their unit, they'd be a lot closer, but still approximately 5 orders of magnitude off XD

he even said it like a gentleman

I just received my shirt with mega pint on it!!!!1

Binley Mega Pint

Johnny trying not to laugh

😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love him. 😊

I’ve never gone into a pub , club or a house party What ya having Tom ? Gin n tonic , vodka coke an a mega pint

“Mega pint” Sir I think that’s called a gallon

el mega vino de jonny depp jajajaja xd

Celebratory mega pint anyone? :)

Why would the lawyer use that word? Did JD use that word earlier in a different context?

A mega ton of feathers or a mega ton of bullshit. Which weighs more?

this reminded me of the person i know who uses new english term just to show off his english speaking w/o even knowing first what the word means and its incredulous xD

In first grade (1993) I shut down. Put in a room by myself. I wanted to run out the door. I thot, I wish I could float up into the clouds and be alone for a while. What’s that about?

Mega millionaire johnny LOL! JOHNNY WON!!!

Honestly it would b a sad world without I mega pint in your life 🤷🏻‍♀️

mega pints on me 🥂

A mega pint is 64 once I looked it up (Edit) never mind that was a fake one

and u call yourself a lawyer?🤮

🙂🍷🗿

How is this NOT a meme allready?! Comon internet, wake up.

0:14

idiot lawyer should have just said "and you drank a bottle of wine" since that would A, actually make sense, B sound professional and intelligent, and C sound worse to the jury....

The only way this could have been better was if johnny had said "I poured myself a large glass of Red wine and thought *Where has all the rum gone?* "

This is what we call double speak. Mega pint is very orwellian, 1984. Politicians and gov still use it to great effect, like how the failed "No Child Left behind" meant more child left behind even though the title of the program implies its "good intentions" when it fails as a policy. Make sure you understand how language is being used today and if the terms or program names are really what they say they are. It may seem obvious here, but most people are fooled bc of euphemisms all the time...

So we're now mixing the imperial system and the metric system together?

He answered perfectly but I would have loved for him to have asked the idiot to define mega pint. Where did this dude go to law school? Legitimately, where? He couldn’t have used ounces Or milliliters or GLASSES as a way to describe the amount? For example: did you pour yourself a 750 ml glass of wine that’s equivalent to a bottle. There are plenty of wine glasses that hold that. Like, expensive wine glasses hold nearly a bottle. I’m just flabbergasted by the stupidity. Legitimately understand the conspiracy theory that Depp pays for Heard’s lawyers too. A F*CKING MEGA PINT????? Edit: I didn’t add that a pint is a unit of measure in the US. But literally it’s so obvious to me that I didn’t even fathom that another person from the US would not be able to understand a simple unit of measure. A pint can neither be a mega nor a mini or any other qualifying size because it is LITERALLY JUST 16 oz. But honestly it’s just so obvious.

Like bruhhh, a pint is a pint. No more, no less, no mega...

Pause at 0:15 and look at his face omg

It was way funner the way JD said it. You made it worse with the distortion.