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This has _"I can fix him"_ written all over it xD

So let me get this straight... The creature's always in the house when hungry... Loves staring at you... By golly always hungry... Will bite you if not satisfied... In my conclusion: That's definitely a cat ~

Guys, if I can’t marry the funky creature that wants to kill me then why are they shaped so marry-able 🙄

I adore the sprites for the player. Dude could NOT give less of a shit about the situation

When manly got the true ending first: *mission failed, sucessfully*

It ALWAYS ends up romantic, you can't run Manly

I love the implication this vore demon was sent to kill and eat the protagonist for his many implied crimes, and then got married to the target because they're way too lonely and also a horrible beast who is an afront to god. What a power couple.

I love how Manly progressively goes: This is getting weird... This is getting weird?????.... THIS IS GETTING A LITTLE WEIRD?!!!! everytime the creature reaches inside the protagonist's mouth lmao

"True ending- TRUE ENDING?!" The baffling confusion and shock in his voice, as well as the double take was hilarious 🤣

I think the Imbiss guy might be my favorite side character from a horror game. Someone orders 14 burgers? He don't care. Give him 5 stars? He don't care. Burgers disappear in sight? He don't care. I love this guy... but he probably doesn't care.

this feels like what those kids do on character ai where they rizz up unimaginable horrors

This is the first time I have actually liked a mc of a horror dating game.

As someone with a monster under my bed. I can confirm that it is a challenge trying not to marry it😂

Instructions unclear. You're all invited to the wedding now

This whole game felt like a character ai interaction with The man in the corner bot lmao

I wonder why the true ending is Justice has been served. I feel like the game kept hinting that the protag is a bad person but we never saw why 🤔

You had me at "DON'T MARRY IT". ...Wow that was something. I gotta wonder what the protag _did._ It does say he deserved to be eaten, and it strongly hints that the creature was generated by the protag's bad vibes.

Imagine the sequel being between having to choose between The Creature in the corner of your room, and your Sleep Paralysis Demon

I love how Manly is baffled when he gets the True Ending right away 😂 Also, I like the weird creature. I would marry them.

I'm ashamed to admit that if I were the protag I'd romance the monster in the corner of my room, too.

Emotional Support Demon taken to a whole other, confusingly wholesomely unwholesome, level.

Manly hiding his insatiable need to romance monsters and Eldredge abominations perfectly, aside from his youtube titles, the only thing giving it away. I hope he never changes.

i love how ai generated the restaurant part of the game feels, mightve rizzed too many bots to know how repetetive they can get.

As the shadow monster who stands in dark corners, it’s usually easier on the humans if you offer them a tray of freshly baked cookies as an opener

It knows all the best restaurants AND has a good sense of horr- humor. It's gonna be really hard not to want to marry it

Imagine being so down bad you need a “DO NOT MARRY” sign 💀

tbh as a monsterf/cker I quite love this little game, even if it was intended as a meme game 😂Like, I absolutely love monsters with that design, the "creature under your bed" kinda thing lmao, it's kinda wholesome that the game lets the protagonist marry him, even as a joke. Tbh all of the dialogues were pretty funny, the facial expressions cracked me up. Short but cute game

I really like the protagonist's face expressions

NO CAUSE THE MARRIAGE ROUTE HAS ME BLUSHING AND KICKING MY FEET!?

I died when I read "DONT MARRY IT PLZ" in the thumbnail, because Manly definitely knows about how DTF a lot of us viewers are with these eldtrich horrors 😂😂😂 I'm getting flashbacks to sleep paralysis demon game who had a very nice voice 😂😂😂

Honestly this corner monster has to be one of the more amusing yanderes I've seen so far. It's got so much personality. For a moment in the good ending I even thought it was gonna go the Saya no Uta route

The way the true ending was first and manly’s absolute shock was hilarious.

Aight but now that we're married, after eating this @$$ out he'll never be hungry again

I showed this video to the monster under my bed and it stopped taking my bones, it now only steals bones from my enemies. me, the monster and our 124 skeletons are now living peacefully as a happy family

Lmao I love how this game is either getting eaten, depression or M A R R I G E

I need fifteen fanfics of this, and three of em gotta be awesome as hell crossovers.

A hungry creature in the corner of my room? Yes, I have a cat.

the sincere giggle on that part about neighbors got me 😂

As a giant with an immensely fast metabolism.... I unironically can relate to this monster and burgers

Epic borgar memes, stupidly repetitive writing, every wrong option gets you immediately killed, this one's a real gem

The baffled "WHAT?!" over the first ending got me. Laughed out loud, spooked my napping cat. Edit: Okay, this went in a weird direction.

As the Monster itself, i can confirm is hard to not get married by the player

I'm sorry Manly, but after this and (Don't) Open Your Eyes, how could I NOT marry the monster in my bedroom?

The good ending were they are prancing around, should've been called CODEPEN-DANCE.

I love protag, they are such a chaotic greasy goblin

There has to be a romantic ending and a bad ending in this game. AT THE VERY LEAST! Or I’ll be sad.

Much more comedic than I was expecting, but that's in the game's favor. Nothing topped Manly's reaction to the true ending though, that made me laugh pretty hard.

As a public service announcement, I would like to point out that if you replace the words "favorite" and "fearless" from Puss in Boots' hero song with the words "manly" and "badass," the cadence fits perfectly.

_Suffering, the sweetest fruit_ I got a kick out of the creature and its sense of humor. The little :p had me laughing. It's nice to see a happy monster yandere romance story, regardless of it not being the true ending! It was pretty cute and you did a fantastic monster voice!

Still, better love story than Twilight.

"Born juicy this way" God, thats fantastic

I wonder what MC's dark past is about though. And the people the monster ate to 'protect' him. If he had any involvement with his parents deaths. It might not matter much in the end since the game never really goes into it but I can't help be curious. Edit: Now that I think about it, it was rather strange that around 16:52 that the MC states how things back then were simple and comforting when he was eight and seems depressed it isn't like this anymore. Not only did it show some humanity, it made me question if he truly had anything to do with his parents deaths. Maybe he still did but the way he seemed to long for these days again makes me want to know his backstory even more. Maybe the developer will make a sequel/prequel?

This has got to be one of the most concerning relationships I've seen in a videogame

The expressions are golden, and I love the hint of exasperation.

creature in the corner is like a spider in the corner, as long as they stay there everything is fine. I would totally do small talk with it. After all, were both here, so why not see if we find something we have in common. And remember: you're not afraid of being alone in the dark. You're afraid of not being alone in the dark.

Does this make anyone else remember when we were children, we would make goofy recordings with friends or brothers or sisters on cassette tapes and just talk randomness, that’s how this story feels. 😂

When he becomes ravenous for burgers, I can only think about that episode of SpongeBob; where Squidward tries a Krabby Patty, for the first time, & subsequently becomes obsessed. “You _like_ Krabby Patties _don’t you,_ Squidward?” Then he gets thicc thighs & they don't save lives- they just explode. He’s okay anyway, though.

The last ending was surprisingly wholesome

The "juicy ending" had me legitimately dying of laughter rolling on the floor and shitting tears--

Man reacted to his hearing loss like he fell asleep first at a sleepover

Manly comes to the rescue right when I was needing something to watch and fall asleep to

Manly getting flustered about getting the true ending first is freaking hilarious.

Did somebody actually make a game where we romance the "don't open your eyes" monster

Idk if I can stop myself from marrying it, your advice has fallen on deaf ears

need more protagonists like this

To justify the burgers, the MC could just have said he was bulking. Much easier to explain honestly

I love when Manly has shocked reactions to things he isn't expecting, or catches him off guard. It always cracks me up. 🤣🤣Or when he just gets silly with some things lol. He is a multifaceted individual. CAn be dark, can be excitable, goofy, sadistic and everything in between. Fun when he takes something very dark, and turns it into a sadistic thing, he can laugh at maniacally, or make it completely goofy. He adds so much to these games 😆😆Love ya Manly. You truly are a badass hero, of the very manly variety. 😉😉

the monster giggle is so hilarious😭😭

"don't marry it" YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

I absolutely love the faces in this game.

That was quick. I didn't expect Mr.Manly to get the true ending that fast.

13:20 damn manly that organ stealing was really affecting you huh😭

"Im trying man but i was just born this way" "Im gonna use this line" rlly got me

Player: I tried to get the waiter's *ATTENTION* by *BLINKING* in *MORSE CODE* Creature: MORE *BERGUR* Player: *STARTS CRYING AGGRESSIVLY* Creature: *POINTING TO MOUTH STOMACH AND CASHIER MORE AGGRESSIVLY BY THE SECOND* Player: NOT TODAY *SATAN*

Can we give a round of applause for Manlys amazing voice acting skills.

Damn the evil protag and the ravenous monster win and all the innocent normal people lose :/ Now I get why this is a horror game.

manly changing his voice everytime he says "burger" is my fav thing now

The two protags of this game are so.... just.... what. What is WRONG with them both... This was hilarious though.

Manly : don't marry him plz! Me who's already planning the wedding : scuse me what?

This is hilarious. This just summarizes monster kinks. I love it.

Manly: “That trash can isn’t empty at all….” Me: “Hey look, manly! You found your soul!” 😂😂😂😂

Damn... you see, I'm already in a 10 year commited relationship with the monster under my bed. So should we get a divorce or?

I js love how the creature makes the face "bites its lower lips" like he do the swag face it's js so cute when the creature made any expression.😂

The jaw cracking noise… I spit out some of my milkshake from it 💀

MBH's giggle is pure oxygen ❣

anyway, just wait till he finds out another way to "eat" him lmao.

"I'm trying man, but I was just born juicy this way." "Hm...I'm gonna use that line." 💀

This reminds me so much of old 2013-ish era fanfiction

The way I snorted when he said 33:26 "I was born juicy" and that ending lmao.

Half-way through this video, and I'm starting to think this VN is secretly a mukbang.

I absolutely love the goofy music while this guy talks to the Creature!

Sees eldrich abomination First instinct: smash Same same

Ok...but, like...why is the good ending REALLY weirdly wholesome? XD

This creature reminds me of my uncle Maynard. The man had one tooth in his mouth, but he could wolf down food, especially burgers, faster than anyone.

This might be among my fav games you’ve played 😂 both funny AND horrifying. I love it.

I honestly love how expressive the protag is

Okay, just hear me out.

I love the how the story turned out to be a happily ever after , i love Cornerthing , i also want to have a monster like this in my room , and i want it to end just like that , a Happily married couple !

As an unabashed monster tamer, I might not MARRY them, but I'd for sure take cooking lessons with them. If they've never tried their meat cooked before, what else would they love if they discovered it? (Papyrus spaghetti ending unlocked.)