The way you said "I NEED to eat microplastics", it instantly made me think of Dallas from Payday 2 when he says "I NEED a medic bag" 😂
@StarFox5143 ай бұрын
Mmmm, Microplastics. They're great for Morale!
@genericpurpleprotogen13 ай бұрын
The microplastics will continue until morale improves
@Chaos_kitsune3 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 and stay long after it was supposed to go.
@user-zj1cu4so1e3 ай бұрын
Fish vs micro plastic micro plastic win
@greenhurbs3 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 MAID KRILL
@daveworld-ji6cm3 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1BRO IS BUILT LIKE THIS 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪⬜⬜⬛🟪⬜⬜⬛ 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪 🟪🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 F̴̢̛̗̹̼̮̲̪̼͕̓͒̃̆̑̊̓̇̔̆̓͝â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽t̵̏͛̃̍́̈̚͜͝ȟ̸̨̯̲̝̳͓͎̭͖͊̄̔̽̓̂̋̇̋̀̕̚͜ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️ l̷̢̨̨̫̼͙̞͉̗͉̖̲̖̞̿̉ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜️ş̵̛̳̍̃̏͆̏̂̎͌͘͝͝͝͝️ş̵̛̳̍̃̏͆̏̂̎͌͘͝͝͝͝ ḟ̴̧̧̗͍͉͔̹͎̻͓̇͊̃̒̄̈̓̉̌̈͝͝i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜ğ̶̡͚̺̼̱̺̘̳̘̩͚̯͔̎̅̍͋̒́̔̈́̎̂͜͜u̴̢̠͎̲̗̮̤̥̪̖̦͈͕͛̈́̀̒̒̄̚͠ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️ẹ̷͓̺̰̽̍͛̉̐̔͋̓̚͜️ş̵̛̳̍̃̏͆̏̂̎͌͘͝͝͝͝
@Etx-z93 ай бұрын
Microplastics? Nah Time for MACROplastics.
@Time_keeper893 ай бұрын
Well well well look who we have here
@timothygooding95443 ай бұрын
legos
@KrebsonMACROwave3 ай бұрын
@Daisy_953413 ай бұрын
Some delicious microplastic snacks after a RAM stew , absolutely delightful :3
@Teaspoon6213 ай бұрын
Me seconds before gobbling up a pile of straws (I’m doing it so the turtles don’t have to)
@ogiesandwich63743 ай бұрын
Bro is built like Kenny McCormick from South Park.
@genericpurpleprotogen13 ай бұрын
oh my god! THEY KILLED PURPLE!!!
@ogiesandwich63743 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 YOU BASTARDS!!!
@logangoodwin4513 ай бұрын
@@genericpurpleprotogen1 YOU MONSTERS!
@anthony.morales69173 ай бұрын
@@logangoodwin451No, * ahem * YOU ANTI-FURS
@logangoodwin4513 ай бұрын
@@anthony.morales6917 ya thats better then what i thought of
@TheFluffyWendigo3 ай бұрын
I'm so hungry...for friendship! I don't bite...much
@dingodinodang14633 ай бұрын
Keep eating more microplastics. They deactivate resource intensive parts of the body that will otherwise siphon energy that could be spent eating more microplastics instead.
@KhakiCap3 ай бұрын
"Bottom text" -Purple's last words
@skytheannur61683 ай бұрын
Just the random chaos of this channel is so much fun, thank you GPP
@DFO2343 ай бұрын
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day
@SirTime103 ай бұрын
"No" *dies*
@Ilikefire27933 ай бұрын
"He died how he lived. Doing something dumb for internet points *Bottom text* "
@merefailninja9533 ай бұрын
You think to many of these videos end with you dieing? "No" dies a second time
@elecmagpulse73853 ай бұрын
I mean, RAM already has some plastic on it, so he should be fine…maybe…
@joelvanwinkle59763 ай бұрын
Fun fact: scientists have found that micro plastics are present in every man’s testicles. Now
“Do you think too many of these videos end with you dying?” “No!” *explodes literally 0.000001 microseconds later*
@patrycel3 ай бұрын
Fun ocean facts: micro plastic is in your blood and you can't do anything about it
@zzoinks3 ай бұрын
And bottled water has a lot more micro plastics than tap water
@shiko-hirosuki3 ай бұрын
I feel like purple's main gag is just him exploding like a minecraft creeper
@blackwolf-vv5yl3 ай бұрын
That laugh at the end killed me 😂
@jaycariothe1st3 ай бұрын
you might be a protogen if you casually eat microplastics like a bag of chips
@tinycube-radio3 ай бұрын
beautiful content, I love the chaotic energy
@Saturnz743 ай бұрын
*I L O V E E A T I N G M I C R O P L A S T I C S*
@RobertoGoodra3 ай бұрын
Microplastic in Doritos colors 🌈 3 Doritos, después 💥
@ralseidemurrer3 ай бұрын
TEmMie flAkEs
@CobaltCobra-gm3ru3 ай бұрын
I was dieing from how much i laughed when i said i was dieing i meant it i couldn't breath i was wheezing harder than i could handle my lungs from the sheer pressure of me laughing were slowly suffocating
@lizardsr3 ай бұрын
"I NEED THEM INSIDE ME" - Purple, 2024
@LoofisGreyclaw-yg8tv3 ай бұрын
Microplastics, part of a balanced diet
@Dubfiance3 ай бұрын
Wait until he encounters macroplastics
@kitty-danger3 ай бұрын
Awwww the thumbnail is so adorable
@Leo1221883 ай бұрын
Microplastics are part of a well balanced protogen diet. They need it to keep their face screen healthy!
@beastwarsFTW3 ай бұрын
I to have been eating plastic for years and other then needing cranberries to prevent my pee from stinging I feel okay.
@zaki_fl3 ай бұрын
eating microplastics is such a purple thing to do
@youngmoney21223 ай бұрын
Mmmm *MICROPLASTICS*
@metalclawsteelheart3 ай бұрын
How many backup bodies do you have!? It's like ash from titanfall!
@mercurymerc65183 ай бұрын
I love Another Crab's Treasure
@RedRadProtogen3 ай бұрын
No. *Proceeds to explode*
@Chill_chileno253 ай бұрын
This is the first time I've seen purple at it's kookiest
@Maksenix3 ай бұрын
I used a grinder in my room and I'm full of microplastics, if you want, eat it im to lazy to clean it
@Oj_ink3 ай бұрын
Microplastics 👍
@Fox_Thee_Scheming_Kitsune3 ай бұрын
Eat the coin
@genericpurpleprotogen13 ай бұрын
no
@redheadboi21203 ай бұрын
He got da temmie flanks from undortel
@DUCKY-_-QUACK3 ай бұрын
love it
@gamerixhun43473 ай бұрын
microplastic for protogens is like chips to humans its yummy but not good for you health
@oldthedragon3 ай бұрын
yummy microplastic
@Davtwan3 ай бұрын
Microplastic Doritos.
@alyxgraff91213 ай бұрын
The sad part I'm sure Microplastics are actually in real food because of all the pollution.
@Zixtirgaming323 ай бұрын
That reminds me of his streams
@EmilBatStorm3 ай бұрын
This is fine :)
@pankekboi85112 ай бұрын
*YAAAAYYYYY MICROPLASTICS!!!!!!!!*
@R.3D33 ай бұрын
Light snack
@sarahts213 ай бұрын
"Bottom text" Yes, Purple we know you are... this is why you can't go in to Top Chat. :P
@LufthansaAirways3 ай бұрын
MICROPLASTICS!
@thedysonman3 ай бұрын
Yes
@Fluffberymoff3 ай бұрын
Microscopic plastic particles 😋🤤
@thesillybob-13 ай бұрын
micro purple likes plastic
@user-gh5ur6mf6o3 ай бұрын
No- explodes
@Literally_the_lamb2 ай бұрын
To be expected
@EmeraldProtogen3 ай бұрын
Yummy
@alyxgraff91213 ай бұрын
Have a goodnight & thanks for the stream Purple.
@Jacktheprimecollector3 ай бұрын
M I C R O P L A S T I C S
@Protogen67683 ай бұрын
No!! Thats not good for you!!! Dont do it!!!!
@Stalin-hd4ch3 ай бұрын
Same microplastics are delicious I love your videos purple First and ninth
@garynumber223 ай бұрын
What's crab soul?
@SCPMal0.0.13 ай бұрын
Im TRYING to sleep men
@teesteak3 ай бұрын
Microritos
@cdp1ayer3433 ай бұрын
Plastic souls
@Maksenix3 ай бұрын
Btw Cancer is just waiting for the right moment
@0cjwrgoswekfkxs853 ай бұрын
Can we.... Go back to the time where there was like.... Content
@KrebsonMACROwave3 ай бұрын
It stung my throat
@Midnight-ji4jo3 ай бұрын
LOVED this video, so funny! 😂😂 Ah microplastics the other micronutrient! 😋😋
@danielwatt87373 ай бұрын
Very tasty
@Shawnmarkerzilla3 ай бұрын
normal time at my house i guess
@LucanVaris3 ай бұрын
Those plastics don't look all that micro to me...
@badwithusernames32383 ай бұрын
WHY IS IT IN THEIR BONES
@gnarpr3 ай бұрын
Yum
@JJ409-tj9gx3 ай бұрын
I love micro plastics mwahahha
@drackgoon13753 ай бұрын
Its ok he had been backed up. so no worries.
@IblisIguess3 ай бұрын
“Bottom Text”
@zoebandalan49872 ай бұрын
Oh fuck were the same age
@-cheerio-3 ай бұрын
microplastics? i prefer massiveplastics
@BullDeerAryu_3 ай бұрын
So, you just tellin' me you had the average american school lunch?
@RoboCario3 ай бұрын
Wait I was also born 2003
@AmaryInkawult3 ай бұрын
How many spare bodies do you even have?
@AidenMorales-pm3wg3 ай бұрын
Facts *explode*
@Orion_TheProto3 ай бұрын
mmm
@ausgamerx46013 ай бұрын
i eat some plastics(im not lying i ate parts of my remote)