ikr, its like extra shiny because the light bounces off each others head

@@WaddIes if you shined a powerful flashlight on their heads their foreheads would bounce the light off, blinding everyone in the room

Battle of the domes

Yeah, if you watch the full podcast you see how they are doing shots of Brasso together.

Matt Dupuis that’s how lightsabers first came to be tbh that’s a trade secret

Only sometimes tho

I appreciated this joke

This comment is amazing

That’s because he’s on Earth

Ahahahahahahahaha

Old meme is old

@@gamble8008 the color red is red

shuh the color blue is blue

@@gamble8008 not every funny comment is a meme smartass

Sometimes when i close my eyes i cant see.

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I haven’t seen the movie in a while, but didn’t China pay for some of it or something like that

BeepBeepBoopBoop FC I don’t think they funded it but they had diverted their own plans and finances to help fund the rescue mission once the initial mission went bad and left Matt Damon behind. I could be wrong though it’s been quite a while since I saw the film as well.

@@johnboy1156 they did. The head of the CNSA secretly contacted NASA to offer carrying weight on their booster to deliver supplies to Watney.

​@@johnboy1156 May have more to do with Chinese partially financing the movie itself and making sure it showed the Chinese in a positive way. Otherwise, the Chinese just say no and potentially cut the profit margins by half... More than a few movies are suffering this same fate. The ancient 1 in Dr Strange was supposed to be an elderly Tibetan monk, like the comics, China said no...

That's entirely possible

dmt mars trip

Hahahahaha

Joe could finally jump over a cat

1/3 of the gravity AND DMT? Sign me up. Joe Rogan

Same 🤘

They were covering the concepts in the movie leading up to the mention of its title however.

Mathew Clute wtf are u gonna do abt it buddy?

@@TheHatty806 u wut m8

4:32

Consider yourself clickbaited

SQUIRREL NUTS!

@@zacharybennett7385 (slaps head) Listen sunshine, I'm gunna open up a fresh can a whoop- ass on ya boi! yeaaaah!

which one?

@@bentonrp it's a quote from the movie "ready to rumble"

No need to go and build domes on mars when we've got Joe's head.

@@f3l1xz1nk3 I 100% guarantee you joe knows these things

@@tv-vb3sm I don't think Joe knows as much as he lets on. He's basically a manifestation of thoughts you have when you're high.

​@@f3l1xz1nk3 Either your trolling or just really dumb.

@@f3l1xz1nk3 brother... a 12 year old knows that lower gravity causes tons of issues for astronauts when they come back. It doesnt take a rocket scientist to assume it would do the same on mars... I guarentee joe is smarter then both of us put together with all the experts and studying he does.. He just doesnt go around acting luck a stuck up tool about it. If you cant understand that then this convo is pointless. Have fun with your comment and grammar battles though my dude. Youre a meme

@@f3l1xz1nk3 you need a chill pill..i don't recall anyone sayin joe could work for nasa...but i don't need to be a firefighter either to comprehend the implications of running into a burning building. If someone told me mars has 1/3 the gravity as earth, i can instantly envision what that may look and feel like, and to say joe couldn't comprehend the idea is just stupid.

Its one of my favourite books, movie was ruined by hollywooding the ending and undoing any good Mark Watney had done. In the book he actually suggests the iron man thing and his colleagues laugh at him and tell him hell die immediately if he does that.

@@ImpatientTurtle So in the books, what does he do instead of the Iron Man thing?

@@slashbrees2288 everything on the movie was accurate. Even the dialogue. They just rushed some things because it wouldn't fit in the movie.

Is this guy saying, the Martian, which won an award for best comedy wasn't funny enough? I thought it was hysterical.

It would be without Matt Damon

You utter utter bastard I cant unsee that now 😂😅

Derp a der. Derp a deedely dum.

LMAO

Old school

Andy Weir ! The egg changed how I think about strangers.

@@3dtour We're all one

Oh yes I wrote the egg Not everyone getting this joke

I genuinely thought the egg was a joke about the smoothness of heads in this vid

The egg changed my perspective on everything

Pierre Valer Wilson alien is flawless movie

Agreed!!!

@@kamyar1990 nobody can argue that

Kamyar 1990 ...I have a giant zit on my ass

Firstly, statistically speaking the consensus suggests an 88% increase in overall feelings of approbility and joy; lastly, in conclusion we can relatively safely assume that the data adds up and is obejectively correct, especially considering this hypothesis has a pier approval rate of 98%. You are wrong.

First thing out of Eddie's mouth... you didn't go to space, stop lying. It's Elon trolling the planet thinking he spent the money to go into space when he's just saving money by paying you to lie to boost stock prices.

Games I play I feeling like this guys full of shit

@Matt Polzkill You know... maybe he wouldn't call an astronaut a liar to his face, but the any interview past that, Eddie might say his disbelief and what the real truths were. He might be too polite face to face. I've just seen clips of Eddie from the show, he gets worked up about things and goes so overboard it makes me side against anything Eddie says. He is passionate about his beliefs. My bad for putting words into Eddie's mouth. I went a little overboard with my joke. Please Eddie don't find me. :-)

Moon landings were faked kzfaq.info/get/bejne/Z9CGrdhe2eCdgI0.html

@@ashleytaylor994 Your fake.

benton r.p. Your dumb af, it’s martian.

@@clashsmchitcle7291 Hehe hehehe..."You're dumb" hahaha oh the inory

Clash Smchitcle fucked that one up didn’t you buddy 😂

Inory 😂 loving this thread

Mariah Ellisor you really couldn’t write it better yourself 🤣

One of the best shows I have seen in long time

@@danielkerr4100 where can i find that show these days?

Deven Murray try KZfaq

@@devenmurray3580 amazon prime

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With all the talk about Mars nowadays you should do more Mars related material. Like a horror story set in Mars or a mystery story set in Mars. Hollywood would buy it up before the ink has a chance to dry.

Is this really the Author? If it is I liked it a lot

Yeah I like it when Joe has guest on who are intelligent and down to earth and open to having a conversation. I still like it when Joe has Eddie Bravo on, it's just a riot the conversation's they have!

I'm not complaining.

You demented devil you

People live on the space station though

Joe does not seem to realize how difficult terraforming is. It's almost like he thinks Elon Musk could do it in 20 years, rofl.

Thats not in human nature. Human nature is you fuck one place up beyond salvage and then you move to the next one.

vhgnyc nah people rather hear a little kid yell and blame everyone else than actually want things fixed

Earth is livable dumbass or you would be dead.

Lol

Fevos Man oh I get it now. It’s kinda like how I date

Not exactly. The polar caps of Mars are made (mostly) of dry ice, so when you melt/vaporize them you get CO2, not breathable air, as depicted in the movie. The 'atmosphere generator' in the movie was some kind of ancient alien technology that could do that sort of thing. (Note: I've only seen the original, not the remake, so maybe they did something different in the new version.) EDIT: BTW, there are other ways to do it. For example, one idea is to find a hardy species of lichen that grows in extremely cold, dry conditions like mountaintops. Then you'd inoculate Mars with these spores, and as the lichens grow, their dark color would lower the albedo of Mars, causing it to absorb more heat from the sun. As the temperature gradually rises, the polar caps will melt naturally. (And as the CO2 concentration rises, you get more greenhouse effect, so it becomes a self-reinforcing cycle of warming and melting.) The down-side however is that this "natural" process would take hundreds of years.

there was actually a movie from ...the 70s???? where they nuked mars to heat it up and a few astronauts were trapped there running out of air. I have NOOOOO idea what the name of it is. i saw it once when i was like 7 or 8 in the 80's . i believe the idea is you nuke the ice caps, increase the atmospheric co2, that causes a green house effect which raises its temperature and melts all the water under the surface. Also having a thicker atmosphere on mars would help with radiation, and landing space vehicals. And yes mars isnt big enough to retain its atmosphere, but it would last like a 1000 years or so, so for any practical purpose it wouldnt matter.

IKR

I felt like I was waiting forever

Nick Pappas but they did talk about it and the surrounding topic

Young Jamie is so young he thinks the book is some overrated fan fiction based off the movie.

They talk about way more interesting stuff on the whole podcast. Which is two hours. Fuck that movie.

Having half the structure underground would take care of most of it and the domes can be made to filter out the rest letting normal levels of light through, also water is excellent for shielding radiation.

no, he talked about using nukes to melt the ice caps at the poles of mars. nukes can't jump start the core of a planet, well maybe, but it would take more nukes than we could ever produce and chances are it would only destroy the planet or make it even more hostile to human life or life in general. you would have to heat an entire planets core, hoping that it is iron or of a mineral capable of creating a magnetic field, once you heated the core, you would need the core to rotate. if you nuked the surface, it would be like cooking it like a hot pocket, hot as fuck on the surface with an ice cold center. plus that would mean a lot of that energy from the nukes would disperse out into space instead of towards the core like is needed.

wait wut...i responded to the comment...but after i reloaded it, the comment i answer is gone...wtf youtube, lol??

Who terraformed earth?

@@Synthetic-Rabbit - God obviously. What are the odds that earth would be exactly like earth?

@@Synthetic-Rabbit humans from the future terraform earth.

Alright yall, I have to come clean. I was bored about 4.543 billion years ago and had a weekend off and I terraformed the earth. You're all welcome.

He was right it wasn't in the book even though the idea was mentioned. Hollywood. They always have to come up with the big bang in the final act.

@@Madagon367 At the end of the day its a hollywood movie, i mean even the books most essential concept, the mars storm isn't really scientifically true since mars atmosphere is only like 2% of earths.

I mean right His whole body would blow up It is not possible that the air would go through the tear like a nozzle There couldn't be possibly be enough air He couldn't talk if he can't breathe and should die of hypoxia And the pressure inside the suite couldn't be that high List goes on and on

It was in the book. The book explains why it's a bad idea.

@@Madagon367 Well it wouldn't be a final act without a good bang... I'm not sure if it would have hurt the movie if they put more emphasis on the MRS launch and them blowing up a hatch. They could have thought of another way to get that last moment of excitement, though.

yeah piece of piss

Bada-bing, bada-boom really.

Add some pasta, a little salt, maybe pepper? and man you have a real meal.

T Don't forget to toss the post it notes only AFTER you scratch those off the list. And slap your easy button.

R J such a great way to put it

R J ...Ha, the eternal optimist. 👍 Man will not survive on Earth for many more centuries. Sad but true.

Mikey Raymond ...Yeah, that's pretty much it.

We should try living together on Earth first, say Afghanistan, that would be a good place to start. It looks just like Mars there. Let's see if we can all survive there. If so we just might not want to leave Earth. From pictures I've seen of other planets, Earth is like Heaven.

@bRandomFPV No we don't

ya, kinda, but anybody that deals with turbocharged engines, this number is well known.

..and wait for a million years for it to generate the whole chain of processes required for a viable environment...

@@normvlqtte6512 Nah all we need is an atmosphere. That wouldn't take long. Engineer a bacteria/lichen/algae let it thrive... it has absolutely zero competition, it would grow like wildfire.

@Mac P I don't know about Nobody.... but surely a lot of people don't care...... but also, in turn, I don't care lol

Mac P I care

The movie Red Planet would like to have a word with you.

More of an expert than this bald headed dipshit talking to joe

@@cwstewartjr1973 that's a NASA astronaut....

You are welcome, anything to stop you from being an absolute ignorant simpleton

Oh we’re still doing DMT Rogan jokes in 2020?

The Oscars are a sham. Stop paying attention to them.

Sam Geee you mean golden globes

Dragonball Sub-Zero because you are projecting.

I read an article that suggested that mars could be habitable but below the surface underground

Scroll up 🔥⛽️

Harkonens Rise up!

I think it’s cool that Elon is passionate about it because it is probably laying some stepping stones of thought for people alive way past all of us. He’s a visionary and visionaries have to be insanely optimistic. I dont really care about colonizing mars but everyone has different passions and a purpose. I like it!

Lol

Agreed, glad future visionaries have some good shoulders to stand on

Necessity is the mother of all invention once we get to Mars human intellect will achieve unimaginable things.

Seriously. We've barely just now gotten to the point where everybody understands the difference between 'are' and 'our'

Gayyyy

@@Dmpurcell90 least you don't have much to bitch about not much going on for you hu.

@@KiloIndia some people hector.

@Cody Schale yeah I guess

Sad

Ben Wilson but you can just watch the full podcast and get the rest of the convo

Nah. A real clickbait title would be "Hero Astronaut DESTORYS Hollywood Sellout"

Rohan Antony they talked briefly about the expanse in the full podcast. About how the show got the effects of low gravity on the human body correct.

Nice

What’s the point of that? At least with arms the pint is that you have seeds of your civilization beyond just your home planet.

@@baneofbanes Do you understand that Mars is lethal to all forms of life native to Earth?

Roy Batty Yah I do. And the Sahara is deadly to 99% of all life on earth. However we gain nothing from colonizing the Sahara.

the ARK the facts of science outweigh the bounds of your mind

@@Jakenbake98 we just cant stop playing god...

Will bring flying cows for you I’ll put them in space suits the travel through space from farting you could be like Elmer Fudd

@@rollsgracie3604 hmm I'm listening. It sounds great, But don't forget pigs and chickens. Now I'm craving for some space bacon 😋

Samir lol Of coarse I think we’re creating The next great comedy screen play

@@rollsgracie3604 hahahaha 6 seasons and movie brah

Kim S. Robinson, If I remember correctly.

No shit. You can't put a logical number on it so you therfor say >1000 years when it can even be >10,000 years or >100,000 years. Hence why he said there's no logical number.

Gregory Jason suspicious

My thoughts exactly. Mars is a pipedream, earth is still worth saving

Burn the garden and start again I say.

@@boulderthefat154 you must not know biology

Hahahahaha joe would win.you ever see that video about how hard his kicks are? Just imagine his headbutts!

Gigantic magnetic in orbit around mars to mimic a magnetic field

@Ammon Herrera weatherspark.com/y/144751/Average-Weather-in-McMurdo-Station-Antarctica-Year-Round#:~:text=In%20McMurdo%20Station%2C%20the%20summers,or%20above%2038%C2%B0F. Not true according to this

Giz- bar instant noodles with canned tuna mixed in.