A song made entirely of PUNS
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@Malinda 4 жыл бұрын
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@imworthless3204 4 жыл бұрын
*why must this song pun-ish me?*
@CinematicInsanity 4 жыл бұрын
This just made my day! It’s so ridiculous but beautifully so.
@jur4x 4 жыл бұрын
Somebody been reading Technology Connections twitter lately? lol
@bingussussy4757 4 жыл бұрын
Hiiiii
@guilhermepaulino4841 4 жыл бұрын
Please tell me this song will be in Spotify
@leonlebail 4 жыл бұрын
This song: *exists* Dads: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN
@therealtebek8141 4 жыл бұрын
Yes, very much so...
@quodekash6266 4 жыл бұрын
oh my gosh yes
@TragicTortellini 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *proceeds to tell every single pun to my family*
@gracey8442 4 жыл бұрын
Charles The French?
@quodekash6266 4 жыл бұрын
@@gracey8442 That's what I thought lol
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not a blender, but I got mixed feelings about this music.
@molly.dot.8019 4 жыл бұрын
Celso de Sá ᒪOᒪ
@napstablookbutno666 4 жыл бұрын
i would like this comment but it has exactly 200 likes... and i want to post a pun about this song...but i got nun
@moore8289 4 жыл бұрын
Lll
@alekseyeykhmanpersonal7257 4 жыл бұрын
whY *you -.-*
@somethingyesbutcooler672 4 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@pian816 3 жыл бұрын
"Ugh, I sued the airport because they accidentally got rid of my luggage." "Did you win?" "Nah, I lost the *case."*
@bluupers 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@user-ks3nc3qb6t 3 жыл бұрын
LOL xDDDDDD
@WoodlouseChucker 3 жыл бұрын
That's not *cool* of them to be so *cold-hearted*
@pian816 3 жыл бұрын
@@WoodlouseChucker Yeah it was a bit *icy* to give them the *cold* shoulder
@supercalifragilisticexpial7371 3 жыл бұрын
I bet you looked pretty fly at the court
@samanthaangeli7851 3 жыл бұрын
I love how “they’re unbearable” isn’t even a pun but if there’s a picture of a bear then it still counts
@miriga3927 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nicolask.3825 Жыл бұрын
Yeah some of these "puns" are actually visual gags
@theunwelcome 4 ай бұрын
cutest bears ever, though!
@jyavant 4 жыл бұрын
I did not know it was possible to cringe, smile, and laugh all at once.
@geraldfrost4710 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies!
@micahwright5901 4 жыл бұрын
Two of those are already associated.
@cryoslimeenjoyer1626 4 жыл бұрын
The only comment that isnt a pun
@dottiet6688 4 жыл бұрын
Oh but it is... And it is both wonderful and horrible at the same time.
@bigbruhmento7731 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@chrysopelea1986 4 жыл бұрын
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
@shahiqyarbouti2635 4 жыл бұрын
I take offense to that comment. Dyslexic are teople poo!
@arnerademacker8548 4 жыл бұрын
A blind man walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. Someone help him before he hurts himself.
@marveldreamworks5330 4 жыл бұрын
@@arnerademacker8548 Unless he's named Matt Murdoch...
@charlimorris1545 4 жыл бұрын
@@shahiqyarbouti2635 I am dyslexic and I genuinely thought it said people too to the first time I looked
@theemeralddragonyt9315 4 жыл бұрын
that moment when you have dilexics sry that was a little insensitive a guy with dyslexia that i know says that so
@141lucky141 3 жыл бұрын
As a dad, I really enjoyed this song. I appreciate the effort to bring a smile during this pun-demic
@EntergeticalakaBot 3 жыл бұрын
"Puns are just like paper they're tear-ible" I... *wheeze* ...cant..
@user-ks3nc3qb6t 3 жыл бұрын
same!
@EntergeticalakaBot 3 жыл бұрын
I forgot that I even posted this 293 likes Wow
@dragonslayer3279 2 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought the fist comment said shame
@coacobird 2 жыл бұрын
My sister came over to see what I was listening to and heard this one. She did a facepalm and walked away while I continued singing it to her lol
@EntergeticalakaBot 2 жыл бұрын
@@coacobird lol
@dewrus2153 4 жыл бұрын
I was going to tell a time travel joke but you guys didn't like it.
@akhilharah2108 4 жыл бұрын
That is a good one
@basilscottage3032 4 жыл бұрын
Ok, that was actually really good
@goorodo6949 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@redballoon9007 4 жыл бұрын
AHHHH-
@yakijacob 4 жыл бұрын
I woke up my parents laughing so loud I hope your happy
@RowanWasHere 4 жыл бұрын
This song is easy to get lost in, because it's so a-MAZE-ing. Yes I just went there. Haven't found my way back yet, though. 4 likes, no views, wow. Usually I get here after it's already happened, this the first time I've actually witnessed KZfaq being drunk.
@brunomcleod 4 жыл бұрын
Nice job. 😂
@RowanWasHere 4 жыл бұрын
@@brunomcleod Thank Ewe.
@RowanWasHere 4 жыл бұрын
@TheFooxy Foox please don't.
@FulcrumAhsokaTano 4 жыл бұрын
or a-maize-ing
@RowanWasHere 4 жыл бұрын
@@FulcrumAhsokaTano Sorry, that joke was just too corny
@kristme 3 жыл бұрын
"You can never trust an atom, they make up everything" My brother named Adam listening: are they talking about me???? Me: NOT THAT KIND OF A- you know what, I'm not gonna even
@lydiaboyle4158 3 жыл бұрын
Adam was a trash bin in the corner.
@robertmounce2667 3 жыл бұрын
"I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but , honestly none of them WORK" Malinda
@revenant9382 4 жыл бұрын
“Ok I’ll stop now but before I go” 4 minutes left to the song
@Retroist2024 4 жыл бұрын
You know what is the benefit of a live show? You don't see how much time left!
@revenant9382 4 жыл бұрын
plarq Ok nice but I don’t remember asking
@ricardozk 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@EmeraldBat67 4 жыл бұрын
I was reading this as she said it.
@ricardozk 4 жыл бұрын
@@EmeraldBat67 lol me too
@louisepepino872 4 жыл бұрын
I told someone the sodium joke and his immediate reaction was, "K, I'll make one about potassium. Edit: How are y'all so funny in the replies? I envy y'all and your comedic prowess
@savannahwestover2538 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, that was a perfect comeback
@OpRaven-62 4 жыл бұрын
Savannah Westover indeed
@burneronthenetwork736 4 жыл бұрын
@@OpRaven-62 Hello Officer.
@burneronthenetwork736 4 жыл бұрын
Can you find my dad?
@burneronthenetwork736 4 жыл бұрын
He's been a wafer for to long
@manlingsun8928 3 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate how talented she is? She is amazing at singing, writing music, and playing the guitar. WOW!
@ctrleltdelete4276 3 жыл бұрын
I'm fairly sure it's a uke but you're right! It's very impressive :)
@tHutchings 3 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the Shoe Factory disaster? A Real tragedy. 100 Soles were lost.
@elwoodblues9613 2 жыл бұрын
How many were injured? I hope they get heeled soon.
@rainbow_zone 4 жыл бұрын
I've never both hated and loved a song so much at the same time
@bennypinto 4 жыл бұрын
First time here,bud?
@serenity_gone8990 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@annakuti3455 3 жыл бұрын
What is there to hate? This song is purrfect. I have a new cat-alog of puns to use meow.
@anotherperson7362 3 жыл бұрын
Statehumans?
@elwoodblues9613 3 жыл бұрын
Calzoneifornia considers this song to be cruel and unusual pun-ishment.
@moosefishman180 4 жыл бұрын
I entered ten of of these puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win. No pun in ten did.
@quodekash6266 4 жыл бұрын
That is literally something my dad would say. Meaning it is hilarious and amazing. Well done
@DinosaurNick 4 жыл бұрын
Love this XD
@ashlees.fantasies 4 жыл бұрын
I know that one. Nice job.
@simp2534 4 жыл бұрын
moosefishman180 hoping PUN would win ;)
@tagtube420 4 жыл бұрын
why did that take me so long to understand 😂
@gachacados 3 жыл бұрын
What did the grape say when he was stepped on? Nothing he just let out a little wine 😂
@lolamunchkin9504 3 жыл бұрын
Why
@XorbityXorbGlowbe 3 жыл бұрын
**Whyne*
@gachacados 3 жыл бұрын
@@lolamunchkin9504 lol
@sparkleandfriends8127 3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣✨🤣😂🤣😂🤣✨🎉🎊✨
@DreamingBlindly 3 жыл бұрын
Candle: hmmm kinky
@bird6082 3 жыл бұрын
Papyrus is Screaming Sans must be proud......
@agamingsock 3 жыл бұрын
S: Papyrus, pass the aux cord. P: You better both play anything bad Sans. S: Okay. Sans plays this. P: SANS WHY?!? ( sorry, I’m really bad at skits)
@shirleynease7330 3 жыл бұрын
I am sans and i loved this song
@shirleynease7330 3 жыл бұрын
I loved this song
@VioletCrossover 3 жыл бұрын
Papyrus: sans? Sans: yes? Papyrus: Whats your favorite song? Sans: wood you like to hear it? Papyrus: oh no
@kurooo- Жыл бұрын
*DEEP BREATHE* AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
@BCubedus 4 жыл бұрын
TITANIC Oh sorry I thought it was a good ice breaker.
@chrisdriver7776 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@chrisdriver7776 4 жыл бұрын
I might hold on to that joke... And I'll never let go Jack... I mean Adaaam!!!
@corrynhockney8059 4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdriver7776 It may not bother Elsa but Papyrus will not be happy to meet you first time in forever
@Jaxgotscared 4 жыл бұрын
👏..
@quodekash6266 4 жыл бұрын
I sat at my desk for like a whole minute laughing this is amazing
@devanshouse5027 4 жыл бұрын
"How many puns can you put into a song?" Her: yes EDIT: Holy shit, 2.2k likes! Thank you everyone!
@lovrebrnas7394 4 жыл бұрын
Her has a name, but k... i guess...
@8888BALL 4 жыл бұрын
It’s malinda
@King-cv2gb 4 жыл бұрын
Lovre Brnas wow i wantend to say that
@demonfoxfilms3570 4 жыл бұрын
I love that most of the replies to this awesome comment are just corrections. I bet the person who commented must LOVE that.
@LiterallyEly 4 жыл бұрын
I wanted to like this comment but it had 666...
@outofcontext42 3 жыл бұрын
2:13 really should become a meme format
@kakaboos2606 2 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are people who have been traumatized by dad jokes, stay strong, you'll get through it
@demonspawn5797 3 жыл бұрын
“Have you ever tried blindfolded archery, you don’t know what you’re missing” You don’t know what you’re hitting either
@TPNsBiggestFan 3 жыл бұрын
the archer's hurlfriend
@joemamacaprisun 3 жыл бұрын
sounds like a shot in the dark
@Purp1e_ 3 жыл бұрын
"Jokes about skeletons aren't very humorous" sans: *am I a joke to you?*
@belalabusultan5911 3 жыл бұрын
I don't like this one, it Hit me real hard.
@mustardcat8 3 жыл бұрын
could be a person
@milesofmagic6730 4 жыл бұрын
The perfect video doesn't exis- MALINDA: Here's a song made up of puns.
@cryofpaine 4 жыл бұрын
You might say it's the pun-nacle of videos.
@Streunekater 4 жыл бұрын
It's like a cat: purr-fact.
@milesofmagic6730 4 жыл бұрын
@@Streunekater We got the MEOWst of it
@andrewcheng1948 4 жыл бұрын
@Crocoshark \@miles of magic-that's a scratch of watts to come
@mw864 4 жыл бұрын
1300th like sooooo satisfying
@AnanyaGoyal7 3 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever tried blindfold archery? You don't know what you're missing." Lol well you don't know what you're hitting either.
@emimimimimimimi 3 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever tried blindfolded archery" Wei Wuxian: been there done that
@amandaa8472 Жыл бұрын
XD I appreaciated this comment.
@cyan789 4 жыл бұрын
I was going to make a joke about pancakes, but it would just fall flat.
@stevenoct11 4 жыл бұрын
you flournderd that one
@shasta_le_bab 4 жыл бұрын
You butter stop
@taxesstuff 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, these puns are really crepe.
@noideawhattosaysrslly5388 4 жыл бұрын
youre just MILKing this joke Edit: spelling
@newbiegamelover4767 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, you guys! You are going to make me FLIP! (EDIT: grammar error)
@awildtoadappeared7709 4 жыл бұрын
Is your favorite Disney princess, Ra-pun-zel
@rainsdizzy 4 жыл бұрын
Oh god
@NyehNyeh12 4 жыл бұрын
Yes... Yes it is...
@josephrusso9342 4 жыл бұрын
Omg wow
@Kiwisy 4 жыл бұрын
... If she didn't put the Mulan references... Maybe
@shadowbd2068 4 жыл бұрын
Oh no
@dominicnevins2144 3 жыл бұрын
At the young age of 25, I have officially found my favorite song.
@yelitethebeast 3 жыл бұрын
At the age at 9 I found my favourite song kzfaq.info/get/bejne/gtqhdddkt8i-lqc.html
@GeetoBurrito 3 жыл бұрын
You know that you’ve reached pure dad level when you laugh at this.
@JoshuaMorgan 4 жыл бұрын
...this may be one of the greatest things you've ever made.
@ethanwang2863 4 жыл бұрын
It aMAZEing right
@malderolo 4 жыл бұрын
"I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work." This was the one that really cracked me up the most, and I know it probably shouldn't have. XD
@bsmith6784 4 жыл бұрын
It _cracked_ you up. Now, you must be _broke,_ like those unemployed yeah, I know.
@SaplingofSpunk 4 жыл бұрын
@@bsmith6784 Okay but... why are you all so EGGcelent at making TEARible puns that CRACK me up?
@quodekash6266 4 жыл бұрын
So you're an egg?
@DinosaurNick 4 жыл бұрын
I'm unemployed .. I still laughed XD
@danballe 4 жыл бұрын
Beverly Kell Another unemployed guy over here , I was going to do a word play with "ployed" and shovels and stuff, but I do NOT have solid grounds for any.
@veronica_sawyer_1989 3 жыл бұрын
This sound was a ground breaking invention, just like shovels!
@RecklessFables 2 жыл бұрын
0:24 That animation and physical reaction worked so well
@juniperberryyyy 4 жыл бұрын
The likes: all the dads The dislikes: all their kids
@somangiscute6370 4 жыл бұрын
lol This is the opposite for me.
@kelthekid6940 4 жыл бұрын
There’s going to be a lot of gay dads or nonexistent children
@RedK5 4 жыл бұрын
Panic Panda 9994 I have no dad and I love puns
@coyotix 3 жыл бұрын
Panic Panda 9994 I’m a kid
@gabzwithazed 3 жыл бұрын
Somangiscute same 😂
@wendyleeconnelly2939 4 жыл бұрын
why make a joke about sodium, as it could be taken as an in-salt.
@R.M.MacFru 4 жыл бұрын
You just had to pepper that one in, didn't you?
@LukenUSee 4 жыл бұрын
That one is Na-turally Cl-ever!
@TheGoldenRosie 4 жыл бұрын
Why that is so tru they are Barking up the wrong tree
@cosmicdraconian6712 4 жыл бұрын
@@LukenUSee BRUH
@Ten2 4 жыл бұрын
I had a joke, but it’s sodium funny I can’t say it!
@RisaPlays Жыл бұрын
I will never understand why people hate puns. They're hilarious.
@elwoodblues9613 11 ай бұрын
You need an appreciation of the English language to find puns hilarious. Which means that pun lovers are intelligent. 🤓
@mashy712 8 ай бұрын
Mountains are funny because they are hill areas
@MoonGirl-my4zn 3 жыл бұрын
Image this song being googled translated
@TPNsBiggestFan 3 жыл бұрын
Fu-
@elyzionite 3 жыл бұрын
YESSSS-
@andrewbond1552 4 жыл бұрын
This song felt like it would easily fit into a phineas and ferb episode, that's a good thing
@lemoncardboard3270 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Bond Oml true
@rabiiess 4 жыл бұрын
What about undertale
@Blaze23124 3 жыл бұрын
@@rabiiess Undertale songs have no vocal lyrics
@rabiiess 3 жыл бұрын
@@Blaze23124 yes but as an instrumental, or maybe an anime/cartoon opening but idk you do you
@kiricamel 3 жыл бұрын
Omg that's qhat I thought!
@DYT-er7de 4 жыл бұрын
My friend: Why are you laughing at a tree Me: Oh, you WOOD-n’t get it
@elwoodblues9613 3 жыл бұрын
That's a dogwood tree, right? You can tell by its bark.
@robertmounce2667 3 жыл бұрын
*SLOW CLAPPIN'*..................… lol!
@ad-skyobsidion4267 3 жыл бұрын
Hey sans
@user-im7yf7lj6o 3 жыл бұрын
@@ad-skyobsidion4267 yep THATS him alright
@yourlocalmculover6664 3 жыл бұрын
@@ad-skyobsidion4267 wait....that isnt me....
@eldritchcatgirl 3 жыл бұрын
Me, who loves Undertale: SaNs ToOk OvEr-
@vxsul 3 жыл бұрын
XD Lmao
@yourlocalmculover6664 3 жыл бұрын
*yes*
@eldritchcatgirl 3 жыл бұрын
@@yourlocalmculover6664 *holy crap*
@yourlocalmculover6664 3 жыл бұрын
@@eldritchcatgirl hi
@princepeyton2488 3 жыл бұрын
*hYpErVenTaLiAtes
@BlushyLovesSunflowers 3 жыл бұрын
Malinda: * makes a song about puns * Sans from Undertale, dads & me who likes to tell puns that are probably not PUNNY: *WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN*
@littletravelblog7589 4 жыл бұрын
Is this song full of Berylium, Gold and Titanium? Because it's *Be-Au-Ti-ful!* (When you love puns, but also are a chemistry freak) Edit: Guys, thank you so much for all the likes! That's my most liked comment yet)
@onkelpappkov2666 4 жыл бұрын
I'd slam my hands on the table in laughter but it's on a rotating platform passing me by in even intervals...
@ginnybayliss2885 4 жыл бұрын
That joke seemed like it was made of cobalt, radon and yttrium. It was so CoRnY
@PixelSheep 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@erich5162 4 жыл бұрын
I have never hated a pun so good ever in my life and i'm confused
@txaggyraf 4 жыл бұрын
Xd I feel sorry for you,I’m not really a chemistry freak but- dID yOU knOW tHAt iF a tARAntULA fALLs frOM a hEIghT 5 or 2 feET taLL thEY wOULd dIE?-
@PuffyPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын
Would love to see this go through google translate, but I don't think the puns would translate well
@Morgain85 4 жыл бұрын
its even hard to understand all the puns when you're not native english speaking.. (like me) but i got the most.
@PuffyPhoenix 4 жыл бұрын
@@Morgain85 Then google translate would just add an extra level of fun for that confusion XD
@onkelpappkov2666 4 жыл бұрын
I was born a man in a woman's body but I was held back from becoming myself, so I'd trans late Iunno what to tell you, making puns up on the spot is cardio surgery. I mean it's heart work. Typing this on a phone, so I better keep it short, because like the new Star Wars movies, the reception is bad.
@koolkitty108 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! That’s what I said! It needs to happen...
@sirk603 4 жыл бұрын
MorgainTheFey who h ones did you not get? I understood all of them, I can help.
@ksierra4444 2 жыл бұрын
❤️❤️❤️ a friend of ours who just passed away two weeks ago always shared puns on fb (and in person)... It was his thing. I just shared this video on his page for family and friends. Thanks for this!
@YuzuLeMoon 2 жыл бұрын
How did I find you so late? I love your songs! They simply put a smile on my face. Thank you!
@Roxas13XIII 4 жыл бұрын
I played this song for my cat. She started meowing to certain parts of it. That was quite a-mew-sing.
@elwoodblues9613 4 жыл бұрын
Purrfectly done.
@funnyfox204 4 жыл бұрын
These puns are clawesome. tabby honest, I wouldn’t have thought of them myself! Pawesome work, everyone.
@georgea.4855 4 жыл бұрын
Good job guys on making sophisti-cat-ed puns in this sections
@molly.dot.8019 4 жыл бұрын
Lᴏʟ
@tortoise5383 4 жыл бұрын
Are you CATering for any parties? It’s my purrthday
@intalcu5610 3 жыл бұрын
This song is egg-cellent. I’d *shell* out money to see a sequel. But that would probably be *hard (boiled)* and would *scramble* your thoughts. Y-okay then.
@theravenmonarch9441 3 жыл бұрын
You people will always find a way to milk those puns. I have a beef with that.
@TPNsBiggestFan 3 жыл бұрын
@@theravenmonarch9441 the soup pulls out an umbrella inside cause it's not souperstitious
@ethson6915 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best comment it needs more likes!!
@lararob6284 3 жыл бұрын
@@ethson6915 I know right?
@Lu13s 3 жыл бұрын
I would make a pun here but that would hawkward. And on top of that I'm late.
@Th1nA1r 3 жыл бұрын
That was delightful! Your stuff is so awesome! Love the facial expressions and acting you put into it!
@marleesuarez7162 3 жыл бұрын
In my homeroom we always tell puns so now I'm good for the next two months
@Ash-ih4sd 4 жыл бұрын
English teacher: Spell underrated Me : M-A-L-I-N-D-A
@jkbutterfly3142 4 жыл бұрын
Me: 100% score!
@mythmage8231 4 жыл бұрын
My friend had a dream he was a race car. Guess you could say it was an auto-body experience I used to want to be a banker, but I lost interest I wanted a brain transplant. I changed my mind. I asked a French guy if he played video games. He said Wii.
@smwa6773 4 жыл бұрын
good ones
@saimahaych 4 жыл бұрын
i got one of them
@phoebusapollo8365 4 жыл бұрын
Why the f*ck does this comment have lower likes than a hundred? This deserves thousands!!!
@edmundcanlas135 4 жыл бұрын
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@inbd157 4 жыл бұрын
Lol i make lots of puns in kids game to be their dad and annoy them
@Christy426 2 жыл бұрын
Those puns funny, really made my day haha.
@reecegraham5780 3 жыл бұрын
i’ve used all of these on my friends. these puns are absolutely fantastic thank you
@bisexual_disaster5223 4 жыл бұрын
Dude: why are you boiling water Other dude: I'm making holy water Dude:how is that making holy water Other dude:I'm boiling the hell out of it
@WoodlouseFairy 3 жыл бұрын
The HELL out of it
@josiahtrelawny6306 3 жыл бұрын
Quality comment right here 👌
@bucketbrains2137 3 жыл бұрын
I love this comment
@yessewesse 3 жыл бұрын
Glad i’m not the only one who knows this ancient vine
@angelapawluk3614 3 жыл бұрын
Lol this is somthi g I never knew in needed in my life
@niamhgallagher9841 4 жыл бұрын
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium:) Blame my chemistry teacher for that one😂😂
@xflipsyx9878 4 жыл бұрын
Well at least make the effort to curium before he dies :P
@niamhgallagher9841 4 жыл бұрын
xFlipsyx bruh😂😂
@killerqueen7675 4 жыл бұрын
* This is not an original comment this is for the people who bitch about unoriginal comments * What do you do with a sick chemist: You can Curium, but if you can’t Helium, you Barium.
@bottomofthebookshelf937 4 жыл бұрын
If u can’t helium and u can’t curium you BARIUM!
@ashlees.fantasies 4 жыл бұрын
My science teacher is punny too!
@astr0jack440 3 жыл бұрын
1:11 she is holding a nun hostage!
@DasaniDragon 3 жыл бұрын
Amazing. All of your songs are great. Keep up the great work
@jeffskarma 4 жыл бұрын
Bread is like the sun It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
@pebbleyt1357 3 жыл бұрын
Girlfriend: “Whats your favourite song” Me: “Ah- erm, its complicated”
@Erebu5_ 3 жыл бұрын
Complicated you say..
@anghuthachahp3119 3 жыл бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/a7SAdayott-0h3k.html
@the_singingguy1021 3 жыл бұрын
@@anghuthachahp3119 really expected a rick roll there
@isaakhan004 3 жыл бұрын
@@anghuthachahp3119 Great Joke
@feleciaflare1123 3 жыл бұрын
Have you listened to "My OCD" ? It is a fantastic song
@michaelmorgan9824 2 жыл бұрын
Great job! Not only the voice but Humor also!! Thank you Malinda Loved it!!
@stevepetty941 2 жыл бұрын
I love watching ur videos! They are AMAZING 🤩
@coco_1507 4 жыл бұрын
CEO of dad jokes: hmmmm we need an anthem *this song comes out* CEO of dad jokes : we have a winner!! Edit: thanks for 1k ❤️❤️
@ivy-re6qo 4 жыл бұрын
Dad Joke Squad: *Yes*
@branwe8053 4 жыл бұрын
Yess
@noelward7491 4 жыл бұрын
Actually they would take all the puns that say puns are bad. DDDDDDUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHH......
@uwumaster9483 4 жыл бұрын
*sans was the judge*
@elisaagarrado8128 4 жыл бұрын
*CEO of dads:* this is eggcelent 🥚
@dewrus2153 4 жыл бұрын
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was very tense.
@quanticansh 4 жыл бұрын
that's a google assistant joke for sure lol
@dewrus2153 4 жыл бұрын
@@quanticansh - For full transparency, I have to actually give credit to my high school English teacher. Every day, he would write some funny pun or English-themed joke on the chalkboard. I jotted down the ones I liked best and the above was one of those! So, credit does not go to GA...it belongs to Mr. John Monsell, Chief Logan High School, Mifflin County PA (1988).
@n8rtotplayz647 4 жыл бұрын
If they were all there, shouldn’t you say, “it was every tense”?
@ryanweible9090 4 жыл бұрын
an old groucho Marx joke-"doc you gotta help me, sometimes i think im a teepee, and sometimes i think i'm a wigwam" "calm down, you are too tents."
@skyvrruniverse5771 3 жыл бұрын
1:16 Nun is just the letter n doing a cartwheel
@plasmakitten4261 3 жыл бұрын
She looks so happy to be done with this when singing the last line lmao
@donaldengelmann6906 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like using 'defeat' rather than 'de-feet' is a missed opportunity.
@magmamusic2348 4 жыл бұрын
It's that joke from Penguins Of Madagascar
@curiosamente 4 жыл бұрын
A misstep, if you will.
@RhizanthellaSlateri 4 жыл бұрын
@@magmamusic2348 "I do not want to suck seed! I want to win!"
@Jim_WoodPike_Gherkin_WangWick 4 жыл бұрын
These jokes have no grounds to stand on! 😁
@legendofzeldarules44 4 жыл бұрын
@@magmamusic2348 no, it's a riff off of a song from mulan called "I'll make a man out of you" the original lyrics: let's get down to business, to defeat, the HUNS, did they send me daughters? When I asked for suns?! If you don't know the story of Mulan you should look it up, it's pretty good, the original Disney cartoon using too bad either
@marcopohl4875 4 жыл бұрын
as one of those crazy people who genuinely enjoys puns, this was perfect
@geraldfrost4710 4 жыл бұрын
I'd actually not heard of two of these puns before. Got 'em now!
@gauthamishenoy1201 4 жыл бұрын
Nu it's purr-fect
@noxk1992 4 жыл бұрын
Yea I enjoy it alot (I was thinking of a pun but then I did not have any)(well you thought that one was gonna be a pun huh)(that one two right)
@dusksnothere2690 4 жыл бұрын
I also LOVE puns sans the skeleton is my favorite character of all time
@sprinklepie3784 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@NWolfsson 3 жыл бұрын
Gotta love how Guitar Malinda looks like your bro that comes to jam but must put on with whatever you chose as lyrics x)
@plakette26 3 жыл бұрын
You are brilliant!! I love puns and so your song 💕💕
@stickii_B 3 жыл бұрын
I remember the last thing my father said before he kicked the bucket, it was: *”HEY HOW FAR DO YA THINK I CAN KICK THIS BUCKET?!”*
@uwu7123 4 жыл бұрын
Pun Song: exsists* **Papyrus has left the chat**
@andrewcheng1948 4 жыл бұрын
**Sans has joined the chat**
@AshleyIsCool101 4 жыл бұрын
thank you
@Lownsomere 4 жыл бұрын
*SANS HAS JOINED THE CHAT*
@shroomie266 4 жыл бұрын
I commented one of Sans's puns! Glad I'm not the only one here that loves Undertale!
@imnotashley1101 4 жыл бұрын
Papyrus: "sans, did you write this song?"
@knightm5112 3 жыл бұрын
Hi dear Malinda, seeing this video, I had to laugh so much! :D Thank you for that! :)
@curiousnerdkitteh 3 жыл бұрын
1:27 Pauses to sigh in a melancholy way 🤭
@liam_angel_x5355 4 жыл бұрын
The official song of dads everywhere
@catluvr2 4 жыл бұрын
I just sent this video in a text message to my dad, to be honest. I know he's gonna love it.
@jessegoestaconas199 4 жыл бұрын
@@catluvr2 me too 😂
@bessieburnet9816 4 жыл бұрын
"Oh boiling water, you will be mist (missed)." Shoto Todoroki: Not to me.
@anastasiawasylinko5482 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought too!
@Rohan-lh5je 4 жыл бұрын
ahhh so a man of culture I see.
@etonbachs4226 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rohan-lh5je Bessie's a man? Cutest damn man I've ever seen.
@Rohan-lh5je 4 жыл бұрын
@@etonbachs4226 dammit you got me
@lucikka3674 4 жыл бұрын
Todoroki is *lit*
@arandompersonwhodoesrandom4462 3 жыл бұрын
I showed this to my mum and we were both laughing and singing along by the end, so thank you for making this beautiful song
@artslife4424 3 жыл бұрын
1:50 I'ma use that one
@cupiowaffles 4 жыл бұрын
I just imagine Sans laughing hysterically and Papyrus have a mental break down
@yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017 4 жыл бұрын
Yea im sans in this situation (:
@teraspeXt 4 жыл бұрын
It breaks Papyrus' *funny bone.*
@cupiowaffles 4 жыл бұрын
@@teraspeXt Papyrus: NO NOT YOU TOO HUMAN!
@cupiowaffles 4 жыл бұрын
@@yumikoizukidazaiswaifu4017 same
@rabiiess 4 жыл бұрын
Yes yes Sans loves it a skeleton Papyrus, on the other hand, does not like them At all
@celine_cielo 4 жыл бұрын
Me: I can't seem to find a song to cure my depressi- Her/KZfaq recommendations: wanna bet?
@angimac22 4 жыл бұрын
True
@swingloveEKL 3 жыл бұрын
I love Malinda's face at 0:59 as she tears the paper!
@dzy4u 2 жыл бұрын
Might be my favorite silly song ever ... and your voice and sense of humor are both delightful!!!
@everythingkeira2543 3 жыл бұрын
Me in my English class: "Puns are just like paper, they're tear-able. Oh, make it stop, they're unbearable.."
@MattMussett Жыл бұрын
Papercuts 😂
@BigSwede7403 4 жыл бұрын
Every dad ever (and quite a few others): "Sing us the song of our people!"
@redacted6178 4 жыл бұрын
*Sans has joined the chat.*
@corrynhockney8059 4 жыл бұрын
*Papyrus has left the chat with a note saying: NYEH-VER TO RETURN AGAIN*
@elwoodblues9613 4 жыл бұрын
I resemble that remark.
@quodekash6266 4 жыл бұрын
I am one of those others
@TeamTDMInnit 4 жыл бұрын
*Sans Undertale has joined the chat*
@buzzybea13 3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE DO ANOTHER ONE OF THESE IT BRIGHTENS MY DAYYYY ❤️💚
@lesleyswarbrooke940 Жыл бұрын
What a great song you are unbelievable with what you come out with you make some really great songs. Love you ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@aparnasrijith5654 4 жыл бұрын
Yep, now translate these puns in Google Translate and there u go.
@bacontheshoe 4 жыл бұрын
great idea!
@raynahvaughn6347 4 жыл бұрын
They will be mist.
@starlight72733 3 жыл бұрын
(part 2) It depends on the little enemies. What can I do? When you look into your eyes, you will never know what you need. Your water is right Hairstyle because I do not want to drink (ok) The iPad Titanic has been updated and redesigned. He did not shout I want to talk about jokes. But I have no problem I want to bring some bread I can do you
@starlight72733 3 жыл бұрын
(part 3) Cut pieces and paper ... The fear of dust was already broken Manage your business Is this my priest the devil? He said: “I have published my work, I speak and I speak What influenced me?
@starlight72733 3 жыл бұрын
(part 4) The feeling of thirst never ends I need a Latin number Travel to this country is stressful I'll get it! Do you want to kill an Italian cook? Photographic shadows One of the parks is Mandok Todd. My job is to make a cake. Sorry for not waiting for your father for a long time. I missed something and I have to keep going
@Alex-qh3vz 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone else: writing puns Me: "I wonder what life would be like if there were 10 Malinda."
@sparkypi 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when I meet people from other countries we get into discussions about language, and one of the hardest things to explain is puns. From now on, Malinda will do all the work for me. Thank you so much for this video! Hahahaha
@jamesrice428 3 жыл бұрын
This is my new favorite video on KZfaq. It’s actually amazing.
@TheCrimsonPope 4 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever tried blindfolded archery? You don't know what you're missing!" - i didn't know this one and I had to pause to lol
@CaptainNim 4 жыл бұрын
The sponsors' code should have been "10MEALinda"
@Caerulean 4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. 😏
@josephrusso9342 4 жыл бұрын
Yasss
@jolidale 3 жыл бұрын
OMG! I LOVE this song by you, Malinda. This is my favourite song by you! I always die laughing to this.
@HarryAGeorgiou 3 жыл бұрын
There is an impunding feeling, this was very nice, thanks made me smile.
@RubyDaLynx 4 жыл бұрын
Did you hear about the cow jumping over the wired fence? It was an udder disaster.
@lindseycassella3015 4 жыл бұрын
That was shocking
@annabelleliu3239 4 жыл бұрын
Too bad I’m not a banana or else I would find this song a-peal-ing
@elysse1342 4 жыл бұрын
~_~
@colinosullivan2448 4 жыл бұрын
Orange you glad your not a banana
@colinosullivan2448 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry, my reply was so funny, I'm s-peach-less
@colinosullivan2448 4 жыл бұрын
I'm berry funny
@colinosullivan2448 4 жыл бұрын
Look I'll stop, I know my puns aren't very a-peel-ing
@sophiemoe9656 3 жыл бұрын
This is too amazing. I love it!!!! :)
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