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@ephraimkihahu96156 жыл бұрын
The way Jeff Koinange tells stories - very convincing. Anaweza kuskiza hadi umpe bibi yako.
@omwakwe6 жыл бұрын
Ephraim kihahu hahaha. Noma sana He knows how to get the attention
@gracetharao56836 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 Dude!!
@Mdalasini6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@markmchuma6 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@melvinbusu6 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha.... Dude, you got me laughing like a madman! Kinda true though. mambo biad! peace bro
@esthernyakowa59836 жыл бұрын
The way Jeff tells the story I think I Can officially say I also went to the wedding 😁😁 Such an amazing narrator!!!
@brymalod54386 жыл бұрын
Jeff is among the chosen few,At some point i thought i was in nigeria attending the wedding
@esthernyakowa59836 жыл бұрын
Brymal od Same here!
@waodickence91976 жыл бұрын
Esther Nyakowa hahaha
@Anyango315 жыл бұрын
I was there too aki na professor William Oshimbajo
@evankya1955 Жыл бұрын
Details 😂
@LatunjiA5 жыл бұрын
Jeff just made me proud to be Nigerian. Sometimes, with all the bad we have in this country, it takes a foreigner to remind us of the good.
@charlesotieno82286 жыл бұрын
I've never watched a KZfaq video for 22.42 minutes without skipping.Great great narration Jeff!!!
@moseskaranja35483 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize
@johnaggrey5506 жыл бұрын
Dangote didn't allow his wealth to get into his head, he is that humble. I'm impressed.
@Edwinchukwuma6 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. I'm a Nigerian. I'm blushing
@elleaneschroder70156 жыл бұрын
I love the way Jeff narrates the story..you can literally vision this event🤩😀
@zurii6 жыл бұрын
Wah !Jeff...you took us there...greatest story teller!!
@melindamugure6 жыл бұрын
Jeff the best
@okeyokarolipaul48934 жыл бұрын
🤣 🤣 🤣
@byoloye6 жыл бұрын
This should be Nigeria's PR man.. what a story teller
@donedumi-leslie53046 жыл бұрын
naijamann I want to learn to talk like this
@humhreylamenya36386 жыл бұрын
I love you guys... thanks for making my day.
@elizaawo66326 жыл бұрын
Jeff seasoned journalist, remember you from CNN. Good to have a neighbour from another country talking well about another country for once. Nigenuine!
@254shorttrendystories46 жыл бұрын
Awesome story Jeff 👌🏻maybe you should write a book about Dangote with his help of course...it will hit platinum 🔥🙅🏿♂️Wakanda forever
@temidayokay6 жыл бұрын
I love your account of the wedding and all the associated events. It's interesting and made me see Lagos from a different perspective. I'll also love to visit Kenya soon. By the way, we appreciate Sauti Sol's music here in Nigeria too.
@omotolaorimoloye53276 жыл бұрын
waoh👏such a good story teller .. ..so fascinating. I almost asked to travel to the country he spoke of🤣. makes me love Nigeria more and admire Aliko
@amufamyles88966 жыл бұрын
I never miss your shows. A story a day has always been my favorite
@panafrican.nation Жыл бұрын
I've stayed in all the places Jeff mentioned in Nigeria, including in that very hotel that he mentioned. And I met Jeff himself my fellow Kenyan 🇰🇪 in Egypt 😀
@evankya1955 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@kangetimothypatson23226 жыл бұрын
Jeff u r a great story teller:..true Alaj-Aliko Dangote is just amazing man.Met him severally n one can't believe Dangote is this simple humble guy...not like some wd small coins too much drama..
@Mdalasini6 жыл бұрын
Kange Timothy Patson You mean Sonko ama ni Babu Owino 🤔🤔
@josephaleto87086 жыл бұрын
Jeff you are such a good story teller,oh my God!! You took me to Nigeria
@SuperJohnkimani2 жыл бұрын
Jeff is such a vibe. He should start a story telling gig and we come to pay and listen to his stories and his journey then we pick lessons and ideas.
@kenmuchiri50856 жыл бұрын
Wow, Jeff! Such a good storyteller!
@adesotoyinbo80896 жыл бұрын
I swear lmao
@queeniejoy32556 жыл бұрын
The way i was waiting foe this story mmm mungu tw anajua, love it.
@ErastusKarani6 жыл бұрын
This Jeff can narrate ,felt like am watching a documentary ,i could visualize this wedding
@saeeeth6 жыл бұрын
Jeff is a great story teller.
@westportenterprises81003 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@crawfordtorr87496 жыл бұрын
jalango haishiki hii story, he has experience of matanga
@gilbertkorir23736 жыл бұрын
oga!! Jeff very good story. That's why i love you guys.Bravo.
@everlynemwangi38476 жыл бұрын
That Al haji is sick rich...a whole hotel...Naija closed...Bill gates..and presidents..on a wedding!!Wow...and the guys humility,on another level.Jeff uko poa na story telling
@paulotuoma90196 жыл бұрын
Everlyne Mwangi ghjjj
@paulotuoma90196 жыл бұрын
Ui
@kenjournals Жыл бұрын
Thank you Jeff,you said it, greed is pulling Africans down
@olanrewajubankole75446 жыл бұрын
That was a very good one about Africa. However, the bridge is 11.8km long not 9km. Opened by Ibrahim Babangida.....not Gowon
@Aseyiseyi6 жыл бұрын
This is by far incredible, couldn’t ask for a better gist. Big ups.
@tingwong58046 жыл бұрын
*I think I will tell this exact story to my boys and replace Aliko with Mswata (richest man in my village)*
@morganoloo22696 жыл бұрын
Wong Ting ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ stupid
@westportenterprises81003 жыл бұрын
😄😄😄😄
@Dev.01913 жыл бұрын
😂😂nice
@ELITES19Tr2 жыл бұрын
😅😅
@panafrican.nation Жыл бұрын
lol
@blessedgirl4446 жыл бұрын
This makes me remember that song I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad...🎶🎶
@olanrewajubankole75446 жыл бұрын
Lilian Tanui so you need to work and work smart
@BM-dr4eu6 жыл бұрын
These two are a great story-telling duo 🤣🤣🤣
@LatunjiA5 жыл бұрын
And by the way, Nigerians always complain when foreigners imitate our accent like Jeff does at the end. We say thats not how we sound. For Jeff and Trevor Noah and Russel Peters to do it the same way, it tells us thats what they hear when we speak.
@bellaj60886 жыл бұрын
Jeff, saying; Who am I? Jeff Jeff... I like your humility
@norahkosgei63854 жыл бұрын
Jeff should write a short stories book. He is a good narrator
@Mr.George.N6 жыл бұрын
Smoooking story. Hii tabia ya jalas ndio ilifanya niachane na Pombe. 😀😀😀😀
@elvisodhiambo29746 жыл бұрын
Damn! Jalango's restlesness
@tc49066 жыл бұрын
I laughed and laughed and laughed some more, to this rather convincing story.
@KIM-xl6zs5 жыл бұрын
Jeff kinda makes me change the perception of what Nigerians are but u can't convince me+your narration is top notch
@pobat73pobat906 жыл бұрын
I like Koinange's appreciation of Nigerian people. I don't believe anyone out there can give a PR for Nigerian and its people better than him. He sure likes Nigeria and Nigerians. That said, the most important part of Dangote's story was left out. While his humility seems to surpass most of rich people's, the story behind how Nigerians in cement, salt, sugar business before him were handicapped for his greatness should also be told. And it's not surprising for a friend of his like Koinange to ignore that part of history, even if knows about it; which I'm unsure he's aware of it. The whole story about his uncle letting him borrow 1Million Naira in 1976 can't squash, undermine or completely perish the fact that, as at very late 80's and early 90's, Dangote was still buying cement bags from southern Nigerian in trucks and hauling them to the North for sale. So, something is not adding up given that he was still hustling in late 80's and early 90's if he actually got a million Naira leverage since 1976. Is that how he wants his story be told? of course, may be for people who don't know or haven't tried to find the history. Anyone can just ask or research how Mr. Fagbemi, one of the early sole distributors of sugar, in Nigeria was crippled by Babangida and Abacha so Dangote could monopolize the entire sugar sales channel. You can also research how the Coca-Cola company's ship load of sugar was held on the sea by Lagos point of entry during Babangida's administration because Dangote was supposed to be sole distributor of sugar. It was later decided that all the profit on that shipment should be awarded to Dangote. That was the only solution to resolving that situation with Coca-Cola and since then, Dangote has not only been the sole distributors, importer but also supplier of sugar even of Coca-Cola's. Some Nigerians recently asked the government while refineries cannot just be built to alleviate the issue of petrol scarcity and elimination of petrol importation, the answer they got is that "the issue will be resolved when Dangote finishes building his refinery". So, power brokers in Nigeria have not just begun handicapping others in order for Dangote to continue making money. It's a simple reasoning, all refineries have been broken for year now but Dangote's will start working soon. Make no mistakes, others have tried building refineries before him but again were handicapped as usual. Goodluck Jonathan wanted a huge equity from an investor who proposed a refinery during his administration but the proposal was tossed because the investor was not willing to part with the kind of equity at stake. There are problems in the land of Nigeria, more of another episode of black in slavery in the hands of fellow black people. As much as people like hearing that Dangote is the richest Black man, a lot of dirty water has passed under the bridge on which he journeyed to business greatness and also to the destination of the title he holds today. I hope the rich and politicians in Nigeria would realize that they can still get stuff done for the people and make their life better alongside their everyday stealing, avariciousness, $70M per month Senators' salary. Fix the roads, install new power grids, build infrastructure, create support programs for handicaps, build better schools, build up-to-date hospitals while you steal if you really have to continue stealing. There is enough to steal from and also improve the masses' well-being with. Peace out, Omo Ola 'n Rele!!!!
@zuwairat6 жыл бұрын
pobat73 pobat oga Dangote is still hustling today! I'm sure it still doesn't add up to you! Smh
@moham.2796 жыл бұрын
pobat73 pobat, just for argument sake and assuming what you wrote here is true, can you tell me who has invested more in Nigeria than Dangote? Facts- He has the second largest sugar refinery in the WORLD in Nigeria, he’s building the Biggest Refinery in the WORLD in Nigeria, The biggest cement factory in Africa is in Nigeria, the biggest tomatoes factory in Africa also .The list goes endless. His investments in other businesses brings in foreign exchange for Nigeria and when the refinery is completed next year, Nigeria would never import PMS, export other petroleum products for much needed FX for Nigeria. What has Coca Cola brought to Nigeria? I guess obesity and you are here talking rubbish. Everyone knows that every economy has some sort of monopoly and he used it for the betterment of Nigeria. The backward integration of cement has made Nigeria a net exporter of cement thereby earning fx, same thing with Sugar. Now his efforts is geared to Rice productions. Most of his competitors were never serious and he took advantage of this by doing all these great things I mentioned above. It might also interest you he own no house outside of Nigeria...Dangote must be encouraged to do more. He employs over 50k Nigerians and when the refinery is completed an estimated of over 150k direct/indirect jobs would be created and you are here talking rubbish and making caricature of yourself...please park well jare...
@pobat73pobat906 жыл бұрын
You sound exactly like my younger brother. He jumps on me whenever I mention the importance of telling the whole story. I have no idea what you do but I bet if all the opportunities in your line of business are only reserved just for the children of Nigerian Oligarchs leaving you with zero chance , today you wouldn't have a job. These privileged Children of Oligarchs can turn around and invest more than Dangote in nigeria, employ more people than Dangote, own zero residential real estate outside nigeria (let you tell it), the fact remains that someone like you and others in the same line of business deserve a "level plain field" or at least a piece of the pie. In that situation, I; like a few others, would still want your story to be told and would never call others like you "unserious".
@moham.2796 жыл бұрын
pobat73 pobat, you are still talking about level plain field as if you don’t know business. Some businesses are meant to fail no matter what. The reason why WALMART is a success story is because of its ability to recognize that high volume sales at a reduced cost will always outperform any competitor. This is also Dangote’s model. When he enters any market, the First thing he does is to lower his price thereby gaining market share.. He’ll beat any competitor hence his dominance in anything he does....
@ane13156 жыл бұрын
pobat73 pobat Nigeria's government have ban the importation of rice so that Nigeria can attain sustainability in rice production. Tell me who and who has been stoped from building their rice miling plant? An indian company Warcot rice had built the largest rice miling plant of africa in my state (Kebbi) just 2years after ban of rice Importation, LABANA have open theirs also and many other. Dangote is opening one their to rival WACOT RICE plus a suger plant and in other state like Jigawa, totally he will construct 5 rice million plants what are other rich Nigerians doing? who is stoping them from building their rice plant? they are waiting untill next decade when dangote is fully in charge then they will start shouting monopoly monoply. He is still building petro chemical refinery , and fertilizer plant ask other Nigerians to start , or bring new investors and see if anybody stops them. rubbish
@user-sc5df9yq7e6 жыл бұрын
Love your humility
@abongofredrick69666 жыл бұрын
Jeff and Jalas you move my day... i working on transcription to your stories. i will send them to u soon. i am happy listening to u guys.
@rwentalodavid94529 ай бұрын
I like his calmness, composure the command in his speech he is excellent ❤❤
@skittylumsky31906 жыл бұрын
You're an amazing story tell Jeff. Had so much to learnt from you
@cliffaswankhalifa6 жыл бұрын
Hangover inamaliza huyu jamaa...I know that feeling..joto..baridi...kichwa...tumbo..macho nyanya..njaa lakini bado unaskia kuenda longcall
@oladelano39956 жыл бұрын
Jeff - Awesome storyteller. Well done oga.
@lizmuthoni21386 жыл бұрын
Jeff... waaaaa..it's like I attended the wedding..
@adamsdukeofthomsonfalls29236 жыл бұрын
Ur Voice Jeff..incredibly on fleek
@alumanjr.47474 жыл бұрын
Who is still watching this in June 2020?
@Bitlontravels5556 жыл бұрын
Damn! the corruption must be uprooted! Kenya surely. How could Uhuru let Dangote go when he wanted to invest in Kenya? Mr. President, you better do something or else it will haunt your legacy.
@KIM-xl6zs3 жыл бұрын
Its lootall and his people, they followed dangote even when he went to Tanzania, king of corruption
@bonafidebuzz5 жыл бұрын
Jeff is an amazing storyteller
@brymalod54386 жыл бұрын
Jeff i Salute ,The best Narrator of all times
@margaretmulinge84196 жыл бұрын
Jeff anaeleza hadi u feel you were part of the wedding
@AhmedAli-nv2ef6 жыл бұрын
Word!!!
@maryfraciah5906 жыл бұрын
Wow I wonna be Jeff so as I can be invited to such places and thanks to Dickson for this upload it has been a while simekuwa nusu nusu
@lorettaoyakhire38906 жыл бұрын
Jeff, some fact checks and corrections. I remember so well when the bridge was commissioned. It was commissioned by President Ibrahim Babangida not Yakubu Gowon in 1990 and its about 11.8km long. Constructed by Julius Berger Nig PLC
@janendungu4686 жыл бұрын
Loretta Umunna Jeff u are quite a story teller.
@Tubeyoruba6 жыл бұрын
Jeff I am so impressed with your ability to pronoun Yoruba names. good job!!
@lilianchybire96106 жыл бұрын
Greed in front of National gain... This country is in a sad state... 😢
@samsonmaish29416 жыл бұрын
Hii chai jalas anakunywa kwa hii studio yawah thooo
@irenewanjikushinking83516 жыл бұрын
I love you Jeff you are good story teller !!! Jalas you look bored and it's seems you have hangovers
@MrMajani6 жыл бұрын
Kumbe Jeff akisema so and so is my friend si ile ya kuchocha
@Mdalasini6 жыл бұрын
Mr. Majani Maina Kageni his friends ni Chameleon 😂😂😂
@oleketeevans92984 жыл бұрын
You always made my day during your time together in hot 96, can you please work together again
@kennyo16 жыл бұрын
jeff is a great story teller
@joellehughs60736 жыл бұрын
I have a crush on Jeff Koinange, such a story teller.
@kintoabaki5796 жыл бұрын
Your stories are always thrilling me Jeff
@aristonrusal1946 жыл бұрын
thanks , felt like i was in the wedding
@beatricebolger98245 жыл бұрын
Jeff and Jalas this was a nice treat about Dangote.
@olayemiednaakande40316 жыл бұрын
wishing d couple conjugal bliss after all d bash, they really need it lovely couple.
@HenryWamai-Lakenaivasha6 жыл бұрын
Love this show👍🏾
@Stratocaster016 жыл бұрын
We really like Jeff in Naija. He knows his craft.
@Gokasiti6 жыл бұрын
What a story😍😍😍 jeff you're a great narrator
@alfredmusyokih2534 Жыл бұрын
My first sweatest story i have ever heard since i became a man
@Sam-lk1ci6 жыл бұрын
Finally, you are back.
@MerryHighway-ow2dz5 ай бұрын
Come back to office jeff & jalas we miss you oooh
@everlynemwangi38476 жыл бұрын
Jalas bablas imekuweza leo...love you guys though
@lucywahu92496 жыл бұрын
Damn Jeff I love how you told that story.... Amazing
@peaceofmindpalace56086 жыл бұрын
Hey Jeff and Jalas, who else was invited from Kenya?
@eliciphanjuguna10893 жыл бұрын
Love you Jeff and Jalas!
@qassimgiro40076 жыл бұрын
Nigeria are the real Africans, thambsup👍👍 dangote
@hillarykipchumba82663 жыл бұрын
eh Jeff enyewe hio school fees ya st Marys haikuenda bure
@collinskipkemboikimutai21774 ай бұрын
I'm here again for the nth time.
@rosecherono32726 жыл бұрын
Jalas How Many talents do you have,ha ha ha funny Guy watching you from The Netherlands
@paulineikpa67626 жыл бұрын
Rose Chero
@paulineikpa67626 жыл бұрын
Me too, I am Nigerian
@OkaraOmae6 жыл бұрын
I love this ..it motivates me..
@judykariuki18526 жыл бұрын
Jalas hangover zitakuua
@kenyamyhomee6 жыл бұрын
Loving this story
@eeforest71225 жыл бұрын
every time i watch this story the way i laugh is too much.