I grabbed my remote and said “wrestlemania” nothing happens and I realized I don’t have a smart remote

Tito Ortiz bought a smart remote so he can have at least one smart thing in his living room.

Our Uncle Chael is calling himself Uncle Chael. He's one of us

I'm a simple person. Chael uploads and I click and hit the like button Tito tapped

I love that Chael has to justify why he watches wrasslin

I once watched an Uncle Chael Sonnen story that had no point, expecting there to be some kind of interesting conclusion. There wasn't any. And it was fantastic!

Uncle Chael, blessing us with a ton of content in these trying times. What a nice guy.

Chael: “I can’t tell anyone this story” Chael: tells the story

The American Gangster could KO the coronavirus in 5 seconds. Chael is humanity's only hope for survival.

Chael “if you put that in conjunction” sonnen

Chael Sonnen talking about nothing, is still more entertaining than a Wanderlei Silva fight

Can’t wait for Tony vs Ferguson

Me: *Tries to go to sleep* Uncle Chael: Okay great, here’s a story you have to listen to dead in the night. Me: 💀☠️

This begs the question, where does the point fit into all of this?

I’m 56, that happens with increasing frequency

Uncle Chael is in denial for his deep passionate love for WWE

Any story with chael is a story with a point

Chael: “Have you guys ever had a weird moment?” Me: “Oh boy, this is gonna be good”

Chael “voice remote” Sonnen

Once I was working on some electrical circuits and checked to see if there was power by grabbing the wire... I got my answer immediately lol

Chael "Every story has a point, when the story has no point" Sonnen

*Sees title* "Tito ortiz lion king monologue?"

"Have you guys ever had a weird moment?"..... Watching porn on mute while listening to chael rant about wrestle mania in the background??....... Nnnnaaaahhhhh!

There is always a point to a story from Uncle Chael, also I can't wait for Tony vs Ferguson. Conor vs Mcgregor is where its at though.

can we appreciate Chaels grind during those hard times we live in? this guy never takes a break

One time I was playing a game with a friend and we got into a match and played for almost ten minutes together before realizing we went into an offline match and were the only players in the game.

Man those big arms blocked the view i can’t see anything

Chael "The Eraser" Sonnen

I appreciate that Chael would tell anyone else this story let alone post this on KZfaq. I’m so much more absent minded though. One time I was driving my father’s car past my own house. I drove past my driveway and only saw my car in the driveway. So, I didn’t stop back at home and just left. Anyway, when I get a call about a minute later from my father asking why I drove by I realized how truly dumb I am.

Bring back the damn song

If Lesnar was in the same weight class as Chael P and the “P” still stands for icon; It would be a Red White and Blue ass kicking. And Chael is swinging the hammer!

Me: Looks at clock - 4AM, ok time for bed Uncle Chael: “Have you guys ever had a weird moment” Me: aight here we go again

I would never watch a video with a title like this normally. But Chael posts I watch.

Chael can compliment & insult something at the exact same time

I once was filling up the sink with hot water for dishes and I started listening to a chael-Joel show with my headphones in, got so distracted that I went and sat down forgot the water and didn’t realize there was an issue until an hour later I saw the garbage can float by....

This title sums up most of Chael’s videos, I like it.

I have a girlfriend 6 years younger than me I'm 25 she has a really big nice toned butt she's pretty and doesn't wear makeup so she never has a "bad day" like other girls and yet there's still days she can't stand me and still fights with me over nothing and wants me to fix it and make up no matter how big or small or who started what and for some reason she broke up with 7 times and I just talk through her like we didn't break up and she hates it so much that I do react the way she wants she takes me back every time trys to get me to fall deeper in love so she can get the rise out of me which she feels she deserves and yet she still takes the relationship seriously and only wants what's best for me and I just don't get it.

Chael I laughed pretty good at this one! It reminded me of this one time I made nachos and the fire alarm went off so I didn't eat them and I went to bed.

Chael Sonnen vs Anderson Silver 1. What a fight. One of the greatest MMA fights in history. You had him beat until that last round or last seconds of the last round. It just shows that a MMA fight can switch in favour of any one at any time.. WHAT A FIGHT! You were so dangerous, what a legendary fighter. I am going to watch it again right now.

One time i accident walked out of home depot with a wrench in my pocket, i was gunna pay for it but i got distracted and walked out with an employee actually who was helping me with move wood to my car, pointless story i know but thats the point of this video

Absent minded story- My dad hadn’t seen Lord of the Rings. I had the extended edition dvds which split each film over 2 separate discs. My dad stuck on the Two Towers, watched the first disc (close to 2hrs long) and then put on the 2nd disc only to realise he put had put on the wrong disc and actually started the film half way through its conclusion without finding it odd that the storyline was so far advanced. He called me confused when he then put on the first disc as I had to explain to him what he just did.

I just had this moment when realized I subscribed to this channel 🤣

You just need to have a live camera on you at all times. I love when Uncle Chael talks!

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? It didn’t have a point to it either.

Chael physically attended Wrestlemania last year and he still didn't realize he was watching a re-run.

I woke up for school and couldn’t find my glasses. I searched EVERY inch of my bedroom and my house. I confronted everyone in the house about hiding them. I thought they were pulling a prank on me. It turns out I had them on the whole time. I only found out after I realized everything was clear and nothing was blurry

One one time my mom made Clam chowder and served it with no claims! Also she put Comet in the tea one time instead of sugar.

I was once studying in my living room when I felt a headache coming on. I got up and walked a few metres to the kitchen to get some paracetamol, but by the time I got there I had forgotten I went there in the first place. A bit later I realised my head still hurt.....

Just about everyday I forget why I walked into a room. But I would never make the mistake of watching wrestlemania even once

Haha that title sums up every video he’s ever uploaded

Had my phone in my hand, went into the backyard listening to a podcast. Come back inside and proceed to look where I left my phone. It was still in my hand.

It's ok Chael, I watched your losses and had the same experience. Is this a rerun? Seriously though, I appreciate how you're one of the only MMA athletes to talk about the psychological side of the fight-game, for yourself. I similarly used to choke under pressure, and ngl you've helped me w/that. When you were talking in some interview about visualization, light-bulb moment for me when I was training.

I didn't wrap it up. Now I have 2 kids. They remind me everyday how absent minded I was.

Roughly a decade ago, my grandmother, rest her soul, was watching a Washington Nationals game very attentively. She’s going crazy the whole time as that Nats were making an amazing comeback. She never noticed “Nats Classic” in the top right of the screen and we had a good laugh telling her at the end of the game. My mother & I still laugh about it to this day

I tried to fly my HUGE RC Jet and later realized I hadn’t plugged in the battery to fly it.

I came to read the “tell another jackal story” comments.

Hahahahahahah this is class! Keep them coming

I have too many of these. I teach grade 8 in Ontario, just before our schools were shutdown due to the pandemic I was teaching a math lesson and it’s going AMAZING, the kids are firing off answers, they are bang on with the concepts, I’m feeling like teacher of the year and about 10 minutes in a bright young lady in my class gives me a look wth a slight tilt of her head and raises her hand; “Um, why are you teaching us the whole same lesson as you did on Friday Mr. Nolin?” Well, because I’m an idiot. For those of you that were unclear Friday, I hope that helped. Moving on...

We all come here every day for stories with no points.

There was this one time I called my friend asking if I had left my phone in his car from the night before, we were partying all night. I made the call with my cell phone which I thought was lost. It was halarious. I also did have quite a bad hangover.

A similar thing happened over here with the AFL (Australian football league) a few years ago when the same two teams contested the Grand Final two years in a row. One TV channel with rights to the previous years final, only, played that at the same time as the live event. Hence scores of people came away thinking there was a completely different outcome

i ordered tires for my bike a few weeks ago. guy said he could get them cheap and install them for a fair price. i called them yesterday and they thanked me for my patience. i still have no idea if the tires will ever come. bonus story: i finally found some shells mac and cheese and bought like 8 boxes. i know others need their mac and cheese so i refrained from going past 8 boxes

A Comment With No Point...

“I don’t stop what I’m doing because someone else doesn’t make up their damn mind, if this guy want to keep eating Tiramisu on Tuesday, that’s fine

Only Chael can get me to listen to a story with no point

Just wanna say I really appreciate you letting us know up front that this story has no point.

Chael: it had no point but enjoyed every minute of it. immediate like.

thanx for sharing uncle Chael

Drove out to a grappling tournament in Detroit. Don't know Detroit too well. Got to the tournament, registered, waited around for Advanced division to begin, which in the case of this organization, is always dead last. Kids division, gi divisions, novice, intermediate divisions all go by, finally its to go and I realize I didn't bring shorts or anything to compete in. I also wanted to tape my matches and I forgot my video camera. So I had to get directions to Walmart to go find a pair of shorts to compete, since all I had were the jeans I wore on the way. I did manage to get there and back in time, even though I don't know the area. Additionally, after the tournament, my car broke down and my cell phone was dead and I was sort of in the middle of nowhere. But after I waited for several minutes I was able to start it back up again.

My daughter fed my dog some rotten dog food. Been cleaning up poop and giving her baths the last two days. She was real proud of herself because she kept forgetting to feed the dog and has been doing it on schedule. Not mad at her she's only 9, but man it's been a tough couple of days.

I once turned on the water hose connected to the black water "poop tank" on my RV thinking it was supposed to have running water to function. Turns out it was only for cleaning it out. So the entire tank fills up and I go I side to use the bathroom and when I press the pedal to flush the toilet a shit fountain sprays up 6 feet into the air due to the built up pressure and floods out into my camper.

Thanks for the Vid Uncle Chael

I was actually just listening to this video while driving through the Harbor Tunnel in Baltimore thinking "wow it's dark in here today... Are the lights out? What's going on?" only to realize as I came out of the tunnel after 3 minutes of confusion that I was still wearing my sunglasses 😎 This video finished about a minute later and cracked me up so bad. Thanks, Uncle Chael for letting me know I'm not the only one.

So I turn on KZfaq, it's going in the background, I'm making dinner. Oh, good, an Uncle Chael story. Five minutes in, I realize I heard this one yesterday.

I don't recall the year, but I do recall doing extra work around the house for my dad back in the day so that he would pay for the Wrestlemania 1. Who needed social networking, just tell all the kids in school that you have the PPV that week, and the home turned into a block party.

Tito tapped!!!!!!!!

This should be the title of every KZfaq video

Your video title is my life.

Once had to take the trailer winch hook off the front of my boat to do something quick. Forgot to reattach it before driving off. Only shut down a major intersection for like an hour when it fell off the roller trailer.

Poor Tito is getting so many comments on his youtube about the Portland incident 🤣

Wrestlermania works just like a Circus Chael .You watch it over and over again ...every time its the second drill but still you see packed audience for it .

Absent minded story: last year I was visiting DC. I was at the Lincoln Memorial steps at the exact same time as Clemson while they were in town to be at the White House. I get a picture with Dabo (the coach) and attempt to get a picture with Trevor Lawrence (the starting QB), and literally slip on ice down the memorial steps in front of Lawrence and the entire team. My Dad took a picture, that I still have, of Lawrence laughing as I slip down the steps. The absent mindedness comes from my lack of ability to realize running down icy steps was not a fantastic idea

Chael's remote is not a voice remote. It just knew to do what he told it to.

Oh Uncle Chael this made me chuckle.

One time i watched Chael tell a story, the whole time i'm waiting for him to get to the point. Not until the end do i realize the video is titled " A story with no point."

Hey Chael I live in Manchester uk . So I have to watch UFC in the very early morning. ( I watch every card aswell I’m the biggest fan , no joke) One time getting ready to watch UFC ( I forget the event) but for some reason it was on a Sunday not a Saturday night. I get all ready at 1am in the morning to start watching . I’m sat there waiting on fight pass thinking 15 mins and it’s on. I go and wake my brother up to watch the fight . He gets up and we’re back watching this countdown screen on fight pass for ufc to start. Then it says 23 hours 58 mins. 🧐 My brother looks and me and says what’s going on ?!? The ‘penny drops’ and UFC isn’t in until tomorrow 😳 Then I realise the weigh ins were on about 2 hours before , whilst I was asleep. That’s my embarrassing story Chael 😂👍 Also I have a figure of you wearing the UFC Belt, I’m always representing the Bad Guy , the Best UFC middleweight champion of all time !!!!

When I was about 12 I was doing the dishes and thinking about something. I finished putting them away and was in my room, when my mom came in and asked why there was a bunch of dishes stacked in the refrigerator.

I did exactly the same for Wilder Fury 2. I couldn’t stay up to watch it because I had work early the next day. So I asked my better half to load up the fight so I could watch it in the morning. I was super into it. “Don’t get caught ducking in Fury, you’ll get caught with an over hand again” Sure enough he got caught with it. I was going mental. Then it dawned on me... I’ve seen this knock down before. “Babe....what year was this originally aired?” I then later had the result ruined for me the second I walked through the door at work.

I was 19 now 47yrs old. While rolling a joint I want to change the channel on my TV, I spent 10-15 minutes looking for my remote. After 15 minutes and after losing my temper, throwing a fit I sat back down picked up the TV remote I was using to roll my Joint and SCREAMED FFFFFFF###.

I don’t know why, but the first absent-minded scenario that comes to mind is this: Being in the Navy, a few years ago, I had to stand a Dress White inspection. This happens every 6 months when (most) locations and commands change from Dress Blues to Whites and back to Blues. I sat out every piece of my uniform the night before: blouse, trousers, belt, ribbon rack was on the blouse, neckerchief, shoes were shined and on-point, Dixie Cup was gtg...all of it. Show up in my Whites the morning of the inspection when I realize I forgot my belt. Still the ONLY uniform hit I’ve taken in an inspection. And still pisses me off to this day 😂

One time when I was young at the the age of maybe 10-11 I was walking to school, I had woken up before my parents which I thought was odd but it was just any other day I thought I gotta get ready so I start going to school and when I get there, nobody is around. So I call my mom and she wakes up and answers and asks what I’m doing and I said that I was at school and then she told me it was Saturday.. absent minded story for ya Chael

Chael, what did you think of the Firefly Funhouse match?

Okay Chael, I once got on an 8 hour night bus from Bangkok that was marked Bangkok - Khon Kaen. The bus will stop at about the halfway point and they have food and drinks and bathroom break for 20 minutes. I get back on the bus marked Bangkok - Khon Kaen and 4 hours later wake up and I'm back at the bus terminal in Bangkok as I had gotten on the other bus that was coming from khon kaen and going to Bangkok. It seemed odd when I got on it because there was someone in the seat next to me and I didn't put two and two together. Have fun.

Title is the opposite of click bait 😂♥️

Just yesterday at work. There are only two people on hold. I literally put the one person on hold to get my screen to where I can take billing. I put the person on hold. I have no idea there is a different person on hold that somebody else told to wait. So I click the wrong one. I quickly find that I answered the wrong one so I switch them back on hold. Then I forget which blinking number was which. So I figure I have a 50/50 chance. Wouldn't you know it, I pick the wrong one. I put them back on hold, address the customer I needed to address first of all. Then when I switch to the person I accidentally clicked to twice they tell me they are in the parking lot. Not upset about anything. But I have to go face to face with them so they literally put a face to my incompetence.

You ever take a "quick" nap then it's dark outsideand wake up thinking it's the next day?

I know a guy who was paying his bills the old fashion stamp and envelope way one night. He may have had a few drinks and a big bag of chips while doing this. Woke up the next morning and the bills where no where to be found. He tore apart the house looking for them all morning. Lunchtime came, made a sandwich...obviously grabbed the bag of chips...boom inside the chip bag were the bills! My favorite absent minded story to tell. 😊

One time i was walking my cat untill my dad asked me to come over so i went to the dentist and they needed a blood sample for the cast of my broken arm when i fell off niagra falls trying to jump over the moon. Reminds me of this other time when i tried to go help my uncle chael fit into his shirt cause the sleeves werent big enough.

I once spent well over a half an hour looking for sunglasses on my head

This happened in the early 90's when I was in High School. This is the day of my first wrestling tournament it happened to be on a Saturday, we were to meet at school at like 9:00 in the morning to catch a bus(I wished I would have had a carrot!). Now that Friday after practice I go home take a quick nap before dinner. But I fell in a deep sleep and woke up I look at the clock and it was 8:30 I am freaking out I am never late for anything. I jump up grab my gear and start running to school I lived about 2 miles away. I get to school and I still have like 10 minutes left. I am safe but no one is here! So I wait like an hour still no one I am thinking to myself I missed the bus, but there should also be daylight by now. I walk back home and come to find out it was 8:30 that same Friday night.