"On the lash tonight, fella?" "It's Tuesday"

I was on a 2-week student exchange to the IoM in the early 90s. I was 15, I had had English in school for 3 years, and never been to an English speaking country before. After the 2 weeks were over, that was still true. I couldn't have understood less if they'd been speaking to me in Navajo.

Okay, so now I know the Manx sound like Eric Idle if he was both a farmer and a Beatle. Good to know!

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XD I'm half welsh half manx and I can always hear my manx a's if i pronounce something :P We watched this with our English teacher as she came from Cyprus she was dying with laughter!!!

Absolutely loved it .... soooo funny .... making me miss my homeland

Oh God that made me laugh i was actually looking for Manx meanings when i came across this bloody hilarious well done 😂😂😂 xxx

"A sheep just flew past the window." Me: What? O.o..... I have to admit, that got a laugh from me after I replayed it...

Very funny! Much of the dialect is shared with that of many parts of northern and northwestern England. As a frequent visitor to the IOM, I can assure you that this is a Manx accent; just a little more pronounced. I take this as a stereotypical study of the Manx dialect, which is by no means a bad thing. Just the same as when Harry Enfield satirised scousers. Also, not every Manxie hates the queen - the place was awash with Union flags at the time of the queens jubilee celebrations. Many may have been flown by come-overs, but not all. And if they were, it is good that they were accepted by the indigenous population and the owners of the flags not frogmarched to Tynwald for a bollocking. Sadly there are some uneducated folk out there who think the triskelion is a swastika. We have a stained glass Manx triskelion in our window and have often had stones chucked at it. However, quocunque jeceris stabit!

I met a manx lad in uni, he loved me because I was from Merseyside and even considered himself as a North West Englander

I Live on the IOM and i've got to say guys....... This is BRILLIANT. Cheers for putting it up needed a good laugh!! (Some of it is also scarily accurate lol)

Thanks, you just gave me a good laugh even years later!

"There's a boat in the morning", brilliant way to be told to fuck-off!

"The Queen" 😂😂😂

You've got to be either Manx, or a regular visitor from across, to get this! Genuine ROFL moment!

Whos here from the new years live stream!!!

I’m from Newfoundland, and we make fun of our culture too. The “five minutes longer” joke really hit home. Lol “Fancy suckin’ on a Manx knob?” “Would you like a boiled sweet?” Lol

I have a Manx breed cat and I like to talk to him with a Manx Gaelic accent! I feel like it's comforting to him. 🙋‍♀️ Weird American alert.

I love this cant stop watching

On tHe LAsh toNIGHt? its Tuesday!... I'm dying

sooo it's essentially like a scouser trying to do an Irish accent?

As a come over of five years its the funniest thing ive seen since stepping of the boat.

Had a good laugh with this. Thanks!

One of the funniest things I've seen in ages, well done!

To be fair, he does go all scouse at the end.

The beard's spin off show is in negotiation

absolutely brilliant guys, i am Manx born and bred and think this is so funny i almost choked on 'me baaacon butty'

I'm just enjoying this,,,immensley..in the obvious spirit of fun that these (very talented) bhoys intended,,,well done to them....and more please! Great comic talent,,,might just use this in my teaching tomorrow - a rich furrow to stick your plough into,,,Lots to laugh at and with, some challenges/attitudes to discuss, but all the better through good comedy - which always holds the ridiculous and the mighty up to the light for inspection. Timely,,,and very worthy,,,well done

Ramsey girls are of course pure and innocent, well known fact

I really enjoyed this! Thank you! Laughed for an hour, me things.

Quality that lads. Well done! Reminds me: I was on a stag doo in Liverpool with a load of Manxies. We went to a comedy club and were sat a safe distance from the stage heckling the comedian. He shouted "where you from lads?". When we shouted back "IOM". He shouted "Hey, give me 6". You see how people think of us over the there? Still it's all relative on the IOM.

Love being manx born and bred! Shame you don't get too many people with a manx accent!

Bloody BRILLIANT!!!!

Still cracks me up.

Your channel came up in BigClives live stream tonight (you guys owe him a pint for that) - didn't even know you had one! Love the Manx accent. It's half Scouser, half Irish and half Welsh......and that's the best description I can come up with after too much beer. Juan....you and Kevin need to raid Clives stream some Sat night soon :D

I was born in Liverpool and have lived in kipper land. I don't think the manx sound Liverpudlian at all and I can tell the difference between the two a mile off. So much so I once bought a train ticket from cressington train station in Liverpool and I asked the guy where abouts in the isle of man he was from. He couldn't believe that someone off the island recognised his manx accent.

It sounds like I just walked into a hobbit at a bar

my closest approximation as an american who watches a lot of Manx Beard Club: Hey boy! - Hello person I know Hey boy! - Hello person I don't know A right day, issae? - I've forgotten your name Longtail - Rat Queer fella - Rat Ringy - Rat ????????????? Come over - You're not from around here She'll be right - I can't be bothered doing this properly Gotten any skeet? - Who's been shagging who? On the lash tonight, fella? - It's Tuesday I don't like change - Water from a tap scares me By christ the traffic was terrible this morning - It took me 5 minutes longer to get into work He's a rare one - That guy's a 10-story weirdo Wasn't like that when I was a lad - Yes it was Blowin a hooley out there, yessir - A sheep just flew past the window I love the TT - I wear a leather jacket two weeks in June Watch out, she's a peel gal - Wear a condom I love the smell of kippers in the morning - Watch out, she's a peel gal Drive ALL THE WAY to Douglas - I live in Union Mills Fast am I, you's a beggar (I butchered this) - Please don't kill me, mysterious car crash faeries. Wasp - Wasp Peel Rd's got a couple of potholes - Peel Rd will be shut for two years Ah, that's mighty - That is very good Fancy suckin' on a manx knob? - Would you like a boiled sweet? It's a bit fresh out there, boy - I believe it's giving a force 8 gale ??????? - I can't be bothered doing that right now I live in Foxdale - My family are very close. I'm married to my sister. Gone for a stay at the Derby hilton - He's gone to jail *spits* - The queen She's for knittin' and sewin' and scrapin' potatoes, and you'd be damn lucky to catch the like - You are ugly The national anthem - The Manx national anthem *facepalm* There's a boat in the morning - Fuck off

Excellent! Just one slight inaccuracy - I live in Foxdale and I'm married to my daughter, NOT my sister.

Juan, this is awesome...

Love!

just watched this, sounded just like my Grandad Bridson or at least the polite stuff

Good effort lads, highly entertaining!

By christ that's a belter bey!

Ace - made me chuckle :)

love it!

Brilliant!

I'm rolling in the floor.

Fantastic! Will be sharing this one with everyone I know!

Brilliant !!!!!!!

multi talented cast

my eye loves it.

This is fucking great man

Same comment was made by Vanessa Feltz, and I'm still amazed by the thinking process behind it. What do you expect from an island on the extreme north-west of Europe ? A thriving population of Chinese, Australian Aborigines and Andamanese who've spontaneously arisen from the seaweed ? FYI more than 40% of the population is born outside the island, and if anyone is under threat on the island, it's the diminishing Manx, who descend from an ancient Norse-Celtic culture that's fast disappearing.

Very witty video. I'm very impressed! Keep up the good work guys - I hope there's a follow-up in the future!

Brilliant!!

we would like to reassure people that it is indeed real

Ay by christ, it's the truth yessa...

LOVE IT. Well done yezza ;) Laughed loads

Absolute Legend Juan mate :)

3:27 of pure genius

Take that beard off Mister Alfred Hitchcock, we know it's you.

By crikey, that be some of that there "big town" comedy from that there Dhoo-Glass. Nice work sowells

I’m from Merseyside and it sounds quite similar. It must be from the Irish and Welsh influence

Been waiting a long time for someone to do that and bye jolly it was funny

Thanks so much for doing this. Starting to get a Southern accent down here and feeling guilty!

Loves it!!

I'm want to learn Manx! greeting from Argentina

Best video And its all true...

Brilliant

that's us manxies for ya!

Hahahahaha love it

It basically sounds like a mix of Scottish and welsh accents blended together, maybe the odd Irish phrase thrown in like ''on the lash'' the only phrase that was Irish though.

This is so funny Sean as I’ve grown up in the isle of man

Great !

Ahhh this is brilliant!

There's a boat in the mornin' = )

Best video ever!

By Christ yessir what a top video lad

Hey boy! top notch manxisms!!!

This is so funny!!

Get in! Great video and if people can't take it in the way it was meant, then they have no business commenting on it, and would clearly be classed as comeovers or have to escorted to get the boat in the morning. I am proud to be a 3rd generation stop over and love the Island as it is. Can't wait for the sequel..must be some Manx cats coming in that one?

Mighty good

good 1 fellas.. by christ I laaaaaaaaughed :)

Check it out all the way past the credits!

Oh, and the "R" word, or "rat" is not offensive. It is a sea myth that got out of hand and doesn't really have much place on dry land. It was once considered bad luck to have rats aboard your fishing boat. It's just one of those things adopted to grasp some identity. How people (normally come/stop-overs) recoil at the mention of the "R" word is comical. I suppose it makes them feel more Manx, so they're doing no harm. Just makes me giggle. Crack on!

there is a boat in the Morning -

Literally half the island's population has watched this video omg

This is smashing, yessir.

By Christ I laughed at this.

Not bad yisser! ................. Hilarious!

It seems like a mix between Ulster Scouce and Cumbrian

Thanks!

I’m disappointed the anthem wasn’t sung in manx

that's one for the sequel

Boat... Morning..... Nuff said....

Epic beard there.

iam manx from foxdale and familys been farming for 250 years.

Good job, guys! :)