A Totally Chill Response to Gitrog, Ravenous Ride

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3 ай бұрын

The golgari players are not normal and cannot be trusted with the “draw X”
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@maldhound 3 ай бұрын

This was a community guidelines violation on TikTok so you know it’s hot

@Roseknight888 3 ай бұрын

What guideline did it violate? Too much heat on the roast?

@maldhound 3 ай бұрын

@@Roseknight888 They straight up refuse to tell you why, I honestly do not know, it’s one of my tamer ones

@inscrutablewut 3 ай бұрын

You're a goddamn treasure. Please keep it up.

@breyor1 3 ай бұрын

It’s common knowledge that not telling you why is a defense against several headaches including “being wrong, having tangible statements that can be used in court, and giving you a position to argue from.” Idk what the violation was, what was it? Oh, that’s for me to know, and you to swallow

@michaelbalcom5233 3 ай бұрын

@@maldhound please give my boy Ruric Thar the proper roast he deserves for his hatred of all non creatures

@jacobd1984 3 ай бұрын

“GB funerals come with tip jars.” Church of Orzhov bout to sue for copyright infringement

@Keck282 3 ай бұрын

It's less a tip jar, and more a toll booth for Orzhov

@v1v10rnitier 3 ай бұрын

@@Keck282 For anyone withing one cubic mile of the incident.

@sethb3090 3 ай бұрын

Orzhov funerals have a ticket price, thank you very much. Oh, you thought that meant not going was an option? Silly mage.

@samuraicupcake289 2 ай бұрын

Golgari don't have funerals, they just stick your corpse in the recycling machine to get all that value.

@camoking3609 3 ай бұрын

someone needs to check on Thalia right now

@dddgaming885 3 ай бұрын

Fun fact: Grolnok the Omnivore was born from one of The Gitrog Monster's eggs. And the cult that stole said egg did it because they believe Grolnok is destined to fight and eat Toxrill. Shit's crazy on Innistrad.

@toddpacker1015 3 ай бұрын

BUT... can they get it?

@jinxed7915 3 ай бұрын

@@toddpacker1015Grolnok, Toxrill, or tje Gitrog Monster?

@ryanjones_rheios 3 ай бұрын

...so a Tatsunari, Toad Rider deck with Grolnok, all Gitrog variations, various other frogs, and Toxrill springs to my mind. That is a frog jumping pun but no it was not intentional.

@lazerninga 3 ай бұрын

I honestly doubt the average denizen of Innistrad had much fear (or sanity) left to be bothered when the Phyrexians invaded. Thalia was in trouble until the Gitrog appeared, but less sane denizens like Gisa and Geralf practically made a game of it.

@PhoenicopterusR 3 ай бұрын

@@lazerninga the average citizen has the biweekly monster invasions marked on their calendars, and there are bogo sales on torches, pitchforks, and logs for the bonfires.

@Urkkahlia 3 ай бұрын

I just realized! The Gitrog is in this set as a mount that eats its riders, and was last seen being ridden by Thalia…. Where is Thalia?

@CameronSMoore 3 ай бұрын

Oh….oh no!

@eieneidnf 3 ай бұрын

Cut to gitrog politely using a toothpick

@hijjak97 3 ай бұрын

@@eieneidnf A rather pointy silver toothpick...

@pairot01 3 ай бұрын

She rode until she found a nice "farm" to retire to.

@AFreakingLlama 2 ай бұрын

Hell. She's in hell for being just a little bit annoying.

@bastius5930 3 ай бұрын

I hope Thalia is alright, I miss her

@YourBoyNobody530 3 ай бұрын

Gitrog ate her that's why he so hungry because she was so tasty that he can't taste no more.

@kinryuten 3 ай бұрын

The toad vores an [un]willing creature to draw cards and put lands into play

@whodoc226 3 ай бұрын

It is a curse to be literate.

@zackkelley2940 3 ай бұрын

@@whodoc226 The fact that the 'unwilling' qualifier had to be added at all brings up the possibility that there is someone or something that would WILLINGLY let Gitrog vore them.^^ Considering he's in Golgari colors this is FAR more likely than one might think.

@whodoc226 3 ай бұрын

@@zackkelley2940 I need booze. Or bleach.

@kinryuten 3 ай бұрын

@zackkelley2940 Reanimate the gitrog guano and get either a Scute Bug, random 2/2 compsagnaphgus dino, or the Green Knight

@zackkelley2940 3 ай бұрын

@@kinryuten They have easy access to reanimation and we know how big they are on recycling. Can't be any worse than your average 9-5 job really.^^

@MasonSheffield 3 ай бұрын

Can we just appreciate MaldHound's ability to couch what amounts to a whole ass deck tech in a 100 second roast.

@eclipseDemise 3 ай бұрын

... I am having the ever so normal idea of saddling gitrog, then giving the creature that saddled it colossification.

@Manny_lol 3 ай бұрын

"I said I wanted a LARGE fry with my order"

@mr.valeyard8810 3 ай бұрын

I’ve seen a Thalrog deck use both the Gitrog’s. Imagine a giant frog saddling another giant frog that occasionally is saddled by (some) lady with a sword

@rezthemediaruler3768 2 ай бұрын

Switch the Swordlady with an Apple and you get the YGO Card „Toadally awesome“. Why is it always Frogs?!?

@ragnaroc16 2 ай бұрын

"Necropotence kind of an okay card." No bigger an understatement has ever been made. Gotta say, when i see some MaldHound in my feed, i gotta watch.

@devonpearson4315 3 ай бұрын

As someone who made a The Gitrog Ravenous Ride deck out of spite and named it "Villain Arc". Thank you for giving me ideas.

@TenkuuNoKishi 2 ай бұрын

You should definitely add Unnatural Growth, double both Gitrog and the saddled creature's power lol

@Hatneas 3 ай бұрын

Its wild how the Gitrog basically followed the FNAF pipeline of actually scary and threatening monster to basically just a mascot for funnies

@HeraldOfOpera 2 ай бұрын

But the funnies still involve casual murder.

@Hatneas 2 ай бұрын

@@HeraldOfOpera We talking FNAF or Gitrog lmao

@HeraldOfOpera 2 ай бұрын

@@Hatneas That's the joke.

@anibalmatheusg2089 3 ай бұрын

She may not get it from you, but Gitrog's next batch of eggs is gonna have me as the father.

@bjp4869 3 ай бұрын

Quite frankly I'd let Gitrog mpreg me any day of the week

@maphitha1 3 ай бұрын

0:50 One month in JJK...

@DigitalPorygon2Kanto1998 3 ай бұрын

Greatest description ever Kermit sacrificing the cookie monster for real estate

@escadora2206 3 ай бұрын

Finally a Golgari commander i can use to evaporate other players

@le_belugars3169 3 ай бұрын

It’s the story of an hermit Druid after frog and a frog, by the turn 4 they had 18 land on the battlefield

@dely9999 3 ай бұрын

"Well At least they have to sacrifice the creature" This GreenBlack Darling we want our things on the graveyard our Battlefields is just a fricking Procedure to make the real sh1t happen

@HeraldOfOpera 2 ай бұрын

Which he brings up immediately afterwards.

@dely9999 2 ай бұрын

@@HeraldOfOpera i wasn't talking to maldhound i was talking to Timmy XD

@RockThekami 3 ай бұрын

Wonder what weird, complicated combo this version of our favorite death frog will be

@pairot01 3 ай бұрын

It's not that complicated. Saddle with a HUGE creature, draw an arbitrary large amount of cards, profit.

@andrewmayo9400 2 ай бұрын

you combo it with spelunking (lands you control come in untapped), skullspore nexus (2 and tap it to double power of something) and yargle and multani (18/6 vanilla for 6) to draw 36 cards, play every land in your hand, and then cast a billion spells, then when you discard down undergrowth is now a huge number and reanimatable creatures are now sitting in your graveyard. Also combine with lotus cobra because LOL LANDFALL

@themalachi 2 ай бұрын

And as long as we're triggering landfall let's get a Scute Swarm in there, too.

@lauralharris 3 ай бұрын

Crying, begging, PLEADING for a roast on Chishiro, the Shattered Blade. Or as I like to call him, Atraxa but based

@BoisegangGaming 3 ай бұрын

As someone running Gitrog in a GB Brawl deck with Honest Rutstein as a commander, it's pretty much like "oh no, I had my big creature saddle the Gitrog, however will I get it back" and then slam down Rutstein to reduce reuse and recycle the sacrificed creature. One of these days I want to pump the OTJ Hydra that creates treasure when it dies to something absurd and have Kermit eat it for the lols

@georgeblair3894 3 ай бұрын

Time for a new Maldhound themed commander deck

@GuyFromCanada 3 ай бұрын

Well now we need to see the horsey, Calamity go brrr.

@NightOfCrystals 3 ай бұрын

Oh man that Yargle and Multani value with this is *messed* *up* also “Necropotence, kind of an ok Magic card” 😂😂😂

@Broken_Colossus 3 ай бұрын

This is basically what my yargle multani deck did in the cmand zone. It's a greater good in the vommand zone with extra benefits.

@jaird6412 3 ай бұрын

I love the idea behind this as a commander, but I decided to build Eriette, the Beguiler, first since most of people I play with have thief decks

@C4PT41NSL1NKY 3 ай бұрын

I have this deck. It's kinda silly when you factor in the fact that green also has so many landfall synergys. Avenger of Zendikar just makes a bunch of riders for the future, considering those plants will very quickly resemble Audrey 2

@ramenlover2282 3 ай бұрын

I just finished building this yesterday, and had a blast playing with my buds, getting to sac a Yargle and Multani who had been doubled by Zopandrel was hilarious! Pod didn't seem to like it when I dropped all the lands in untapped (Thank you Spelunking) and then decided Ghalta, Stampede Tyrant needed to introduce the table to all of her friends😆

@randomperson4915 3 ай бұрын

Spelunking is brilliant, thank you for the war crimes I'm about to commit

@hotdachsbun 3 ай бұрын

Yo. Big sexy, sarcasm man. Hear me. Kelsien the Plague from Ikoria Commander. Great video

@maxfail2372 3 ай бұрын

Yes please sarcasm man

@Foetoid2k6 3 ай бұрын

Waiting for my bois, the OG Jund powerhouse, the Shattergang Brothers. It's my first and favourite deck, built as an overall token deck to fuel my commander for value.

@Preprogrammedpatsy 2 ай бұрын

Anyone know if there is a way to force your opponent to cast one of your instants while its effect has been decided on the stack? Trying to build some kind of hive mind pact deck with a bunch of cards that have lose conditions on them and then forcing control of them over to my opponent’s side of the field before they resolve

@williamdrum9899 3 ай бұрын

Finally, that playset of Lupine Prototype I bought was a good investment

@mousethefoo1230 3 ай бұрын

0:50 Got to channel your inner Eddie Hall.

@Emeraldknight1 3 ай бұрын

Could you talk about Kresh, the Bloodbraided

@KingGimpo333 3 ай бұрын

Their funeral comes with a tip jar. Goddamn that hit me good

@DarthChewdup 3 ай бұрын

sending this to my gf who is building gitrog lmao 💜

@krogon2066 2 ай бұрын

Very great card! But now you definitely want to do the totally balance Mole God Anzrag right? 😂

@bobsimon8547 3 ай бұрын

you could sac the gitrog monster to The Gitrog and I love that for them.

@StrongButAwkward 2 ай бұрын

I wanna put it in the 99 of a grindy Abzan "The Rock" deck that also has Spiritmonger and Pernicious Deed in it but i also yearn for the rhe days when 60 card casual shared playtime with EDH in multiplayer.

@1000Tomatoes 3 ай бұрын

So they introduced the saddle mechanic right after the cowboys set?

@arridueldes9843 3 ай бұрын

No, in the cowboy set

@XTempestBuster 3 ай бұрын

Please roast the old kemba, i wanna see you give her a "test" Love your content still dude

@phoenixgaming454 2 ай бұрын

Kha enduring or kha regent? Give every cat a sword or surround yourself with a cat for each sword you have😂

@XTempestBuster 2 ай бұрын

@@phoenixgaming454 regent

@zackkelley2940 3 ай бұрын

No, no, Kermit's would be Tomorrow, Azami's Familiar. ANIMAL would be the Gitrog Monster.^^

@anamelessname4996 3 ай бұрын

Anytime you’ll do one on Magus Lucea Kane? X gon give it to ya

@rezthemediaruler3768 2 ай бұрын

„Frog on Frog Violence“ Playing both, MtG and YGO I will use this term as a Title not only for the Gitrog Monster, but for „Toadally awesome“ as well.

@krownvekta09 2 ай бұрын

As a man who built Gitrog, Ravenous Rider and played my first commerder game with it last weeked, drawing 30 cards (18 of which were from frog on frog violence) is a hell of a drug.

@steveng6721 3 ай бұрын

Every time I think the game balance in digimon tcg is getting warped I just watch one of these and feel better about the state of that game

@elijahwalker323 2 ай бұрын

my favorite play with this deck so far is turn four daemogoth titan, turn 5 gitrog and then attack and draw 11.

@scottgerk7627 2 ай бұрын

At least they had the forethought to make saddle sorcery speed so you can't do funky shite with Phyrexian Dreadnought.

@Nether2342 3 ай бұрын

I fucking love every gitrog card

@Glitch-sp3qx 3 ай бұрын

Ok, so I pulled the funny frog out of a few packs I bought and really wanted to build a deck with him. Out of the many random cards I already owned it turned out to be a pretty good deck that players at my local TCG store groan at just the sight of. I love my funny frog creatures in Magic.

@jessicaraven9546 2 ай бұрын

he's really good in my tatsunari deck. He can eat keimi to draw 3 cards and play 3 lands. And drawing that much probably means I can play an other enchantment next turn to do it again

@roundishwhale 21 күн бұрын

I love playing this deck. I did not get how freaking insane it would be because it's my second ever deck. Now I gotta lend decks from others just because I feel bad for them if gitrog resolves to well xD

@ledpirate4999 3 ай бұрын

I already have a jank version of this boi built. None of the extremely horrific things you mentioned. However there are a couple creatures with P/T equal to lands I control, as well as 69 lands

@randomperson4915 3 ай бұрын

Does the fact that I didn't even consider putting sheoldred in this deck offset the fact I put in Last March of the Ents instead?

@envoy2500 3 ай бұрын

Oh no, Thalia!

@mrgarneau4895 3 ай бұрын

Definitely an add for Yargle and Multani as aoon as I saw it. Drawing 18 is all I do

@ZazieRainyday00 2 ай бұрын

Once again I'm here asking you to do Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut ❤

@Ganurath 3 ай бұрын

Please do your choice of one of the Legendary Spellshapers from Prophecy.

@RuroniKaito 2 ай бұрын

This was born for Beastmasters Ascension.

@LordNumbnutsthe1st 2 ай бұрын

Oh, WOOOOOWWW, "Their funerals come with tip jars"... I'm dead. :D

@mreggs1318 3 ай бұрын

Yo can I hear your opinion of Vhati il dal? He’s a really dumb and goofy golgari commander from tempest and is one of my pet decks

@jaar856 3 ай бұрын

The most dramatic power increase we can have is playing Rafiq of the Many as the commander. He won't sacrifice you to draw cards, he does have access to green mana, white and blue mana too. Plus he has a lion mount and a giant sword to slap opponents upside the head with. Or send in one other creature to do the work. Also day 24 of asking by the way.

@joshuajames2031 3 ай бұрын

Please do a video on Sheoldred, the Apocalypse. You mentioned her in this episode for Norn's sake!

@takeyouforgranite7850 3 ай бұрын

Smeagol, Helpful Guide next!

@UnholyWrath3277 3 ай бұрын

Magus lucea kane please 😭

@andrewspears8891 3 ай бұрын

She's fun, best X spells command, she doesn't care which way you take it. Not a Pokémon person, but it would be hilarious to make a proxy of her with Jessie and the flavor text of "prepare for trouble, and make it double!"

@truth285 3 ай бұрын

The new Gitrog is in my Korvold for a reason.

@Infernoblade1010 3 ай бұрын

Oh god, gitrog + muldrotha + Lord of Extinction = endless fun!!

@diegomurillo5562 3 ай бұрын

Just recently put together a list for this that got rated a 7 power.

@lorenzotanzi9851 2 ай бұрын

I love how after becoming Thalia's horse during the Phyrexian invasion, Gitrog basically awakened to the cowgirl fetish and went into a planar journey of self Discovery to search for an even better rider😂😂 sounds like the backstory of history's greatest perv.

@almond5284 3 ай бұрын

Blim, Comedic Genius is outside your house. Let him in, he can be trusted.

@kingdomcome180 3 ай бұрын

Just played against this Gitrogg deck today and it’s amazing.

@thunderkingserge2047 2 ай бұрын

Yargle and Multani quietly sitting in the corner with 18 power

@TrueAmmySensei 3 ай бұрын

Still waiting for the roasting of our boy Shorikai, Genesis Engine. Or our dear Go-Shintai of Life's Origin. :]

@user-ui1ry8ge5o 2 ай бұрын

He did shrines twice already

@TrueAmmySensei 2 ай бұрын

@@user-ui1ry8ge5o I cannot find any video of him on Go-Shintai.

@hollowknight4630 3 ай бұрын

This boy is my new favorite commander I love him so much

@kinryuten 3 ай бұрын

Also Mald, "Toadally" was right there

@OatmealTheCrazy 2 ай бұрын

Yugioh archetype

@theprotagonists2019 3 ай бұрын

Still asking for ma boy the Reaper King. The best WMD you can get for wood, twine and an old pumpkin.

@NinjaTerd473 2 ай бұрын

I just kept spamming the 10s rewind at the beginning for fun. "Thi-thi-thi-this commander"

@TheGreatNerd2 3 ай бұрын

Day 3 for Koira sovereign of the deep

@Faroonite 2 ай бұрын

I run this Gitrog in my Henzie blitz deck and i assure all who see this: you don’t know true happiness until you saddle a Giant Frog Monster with a Worldspine Wurm

@Flare45 3 ай бұрын

please cover Shu Yun, the Silent Tempest or Yasova Dragonclaw

@zpinkerton7946 3 ай бұрын

Once again requesting Urtet (Or Wernog + Bjorna)

@olafboer3435 3 ай бұрын

Please give me ezuri, stalker of spheres

@luckyhobbit8894 2 ай бұрын

Hear me out. 45 lands. 45 slimes against humanity. 9 flavor cards.

@lisaisdeceased 2 ай бұрын

new yargle tech thanks i love more ways to draw 18

@sable-eyesonixdragon8642 3 ай бұрын

That Gitrog is super powerful and I would love to get free manna sources and cards for just playing the game. If I don't make him his own commander then I'll put him in slimefoot and squee.

@edbproductions 2 ай бұрын

Still waiting to see Aragorn the Uniter. the man from the value town. nothing like getting more burn for your burn card or getting 21 commander damage for the low low cost of 4 mana.

@Azrage 2 ай бұрын

Black does enjoy reminding you that life is a resource.

@RadSpoonyBard 2 ай бұрын

I had someone sacrifice Yargle and Multani to this with a Scute Swarm in play... They ended up with over 500,000 copies of Scute Swarm

@stripeybag6977 3 ай бұрын

Day 257 Either Nashi would be nice to see Moon's Scion or Moon's Legacy pls or the new one for Alchemy

@__-nd5qi 3 ай бұрын

Once again asking for Oona queen of the fae

@geoshark12 3 ай бұрын

This isn’t even taking into account for cards like death presence which is a 1green 5 colourless enchantment that when a creature you control dies create x +1/+1 counters where x is the dead creature power and put it on another creature, so your not even losing damage by sacking a creature, just moving it onto a different one or just making more card draw.

@kanvaros4451 3 ай бұрын

Big FROGGO DOGGO !!!!

@skylarthoma5353 3 ай бұрын

As a Yeehaw Gitrog player this is entirely justified

@redgreenkomayto867 3 ай бұрын

While on the topic of golgari how about a mazirek kraul death priest roast

@Rokumasu853 2 ай бұрын

50 Shades of Gitrog

@Kaw123v2 2 ай бұрын

Do a vid on Willowdusk, Essence Seer if you get a chance

@valetineinc 2 ай бұрын

I’ve had a lot of fun games since this video dropped! hail hypnofrog! 😂

@goodgamer1419 3 ай бұрын

Black life loss decks are the reason i always run bolt

@danieljohnson9917 3 ай бұрын

This is why you stop at 4, folks.😅

@goodgamer1419 3 ай бұрын

@@danieljohnson9917 i play nivmizzet they are still dead

@CptManboobs 3 ай бұрын

@@danieljohnson9917 I cast Char. GG, and top card of my library was Lightning Helix too.

@The1AndOnlyGoldenboy 2 ай бұрын

Just a reminder that Thalia is... TECHNICALLY still alive. Now, how long that lasts wholly depends on how much she was willing to feed Ol' Gitty and if it was enough to satisfy them before he decided to be a mount that eats their rider, but it could just be a plan they came up with after Thalia left... there's no confirmation that she was eaten.