there you go @ISP, i did it

Vale misinterpreted the Geneva Convention as a to-do list.

"They were in my line of fire, what was i supposed to do!" Off to a great start, i see.

Wow as a brazilian I mistook some of your footage for the evening news good job.

28 terrorists. 12 hostages. 40 body bags. Mission accomplished.

"I am willing to testify against my squad leader in exchange for immunity."

"Everybody gangsta till the fog starts speaking Russian" is the modern version of when you're on night patrol in Vietnam when a flare gows up and you hear angry vietnamese tree noises.

here we can see vale and novel competing against each other to be best war criminal

Valefisk 2015: Gives tips on how to get achievements in EU4. Valefisk 2019: Gives tips on how to commit war crimes and incest. Also gives educational lessons on murdering hostages and civilians. Viewers: I see this as an absolute win!

The C in Valefisk stands for competence.

Wow, what a great video to watch on my favorite public holiday to celebrate nothing of any worth occuring in tiananmen square, thanks Vale!

Remember, no Valefisk...

6:35 "Everybody's gangsta, until the Fog starts speaking Russian." -- That's merch right there.

*"The civilians were in my line of sight what was i supposed to do??"* That's exactly the same thing the police say here in Rio de Janeiro

Command and Conquer would be perfect for you. Nukes, Suicidebomber, Bioweapons, Flamethrowers and more. What do you want more? OK Cluster would be perfect

Valefisk Dies and the BTR is caught in the blast, American army: I see this as an absolute win!

You should play C&C Generals. It has everything you need - bio-weapons, nuclear missiles, huge thing that fires ''particle beams'' into a mirror in space which then burn stuff on the ground. And also some other more normal things - airplanes, bombers, suicide bombers, tanks with two cannons, napalm, helicopters... I think it would be great to see how you manage to eradicate infantry and civilians with all the stuff mentioned above.

Vale “I’m about to end this civilian’s whole career” Fisk back at it again

"Remember, we're after hearts and minds people." "Does it count if both are splattered against a tree?"

“This is outrageous, it’s unfair! Don’t just sit there and stare!” Rhymes so perfectly

Alright this is the last straw, see you in The Hague war criminal

Civilians? I think you mean “acceptable casualties”.

valefisk: *exist* geneva convention: "am i a joke to you?"

"We were the russians all along" Got me destroyed xD

4:00 reminds me of that Solid Snake clip "Boss you killed a child h- THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE BEST!"

I’m glad everyone plays spec ops with their friends the same way it was a brutal journey to 69/69 stars

That BTR won was crazy! I loved how you took us into your editing to actually analyze it!

Nothing brings friends together like war crimes.

The way to beat the juggernauts is to have someone die in the doorway of that room you were in and occasionally revive them

We need to rescue the hostages "can I play fuze?" Perfect.

this game did not age that well, also if you look close at 9:58 you can see the riot shield of Christmas past showing us the way out of the hell gulag

When your partner is your own worst enemy... XD Also, I found that the best strat for the Gulag map was actually just to go headlong sprint for the end - you can actually make it before the enemies are in position to block / shoot you if you manage to go fast enough. I think best time I managed was mission finished in less than 30 seconds. Might be different when on multiplayer though when you need both players to finish.

Oh thank goodness, the lack of visits to The Hague left me feeling a bit empty inside

uncut footage from the Bosnian War (circa 1993, enhanced)

Civilians? What civilians? I only see these unarmed militia people.

Im getting ptsd from that juggernaut mission.

Me: The dark doesn't scare me. Demons dont scare me. Even Satan himself cant scare me. Also me: *sees juggernaut charging full speed at me in the distance* "AHHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY RUN AWAY"

Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time. Sure about that, Ghost?

i fucking love spec ops, its my favorite coop gamemode of the entire COD franchise, I love zombies too but damn,I hope the new Modern Warfare has Spec Ops

Vale, thank you for making me feel better after my grandfather died, love your videos!

10.000 people used to live here, now its a warcrime

Me & my bro were playing this the other night. Will play it again tonight, im at work. I enjoyed this vid. Thank you fellas.

This makes me smile, I remember playing spec ops with my older bro and we were exactly like this. Bantering on as we were trying to get all 69 stars. Unfortunately we never got it and my brother passed away but watching MW2 spec ops missions never fail to fill me with the nostalgia I had when I was with him. We really bonded over this game especially trying to beat it on veteran mode. Good times..

Here's a play by play of what happened with that BTR and the predator. Vale runs at BTR. Missile flies down, blowing him and the BTR up. Mission success and failure triggers are activated, but it takes longer for the mission failed trigger to prock, meaning that, while you get the voice lines for both, the mission success trigger is actually ran, whereas the other trigger was too slow, and thus wasn't opened in time. Hooray, you are winner.

Breaching a room: *shoots hostage* YOU SHAT THE HOSTAGE! NO, YOU SHOT THE HOSTAGE! Other hostage, in head: w... uh... wha?

That "gulag" mission is way easier to just speedrun under 15 seconds than actually try to fight through!

This is so nostalgic, my entire childhood is basically wrapped around this game!

I remember at the time of black ops/mw3 everyone was always ripping on mw2 because it was supper buggy and the devs never really fixed them

Some youtubers play Minecraft. Some play CS: GO. Valefisk plays games where he can commit some war crimes.

Wow. Press F to breach and then to immediately pay respects. Over and over and over. (Mountain King theme, nice touch!)

Daam great video, it has everything, team killing, civilian killing, jumpscares

Lost it when I saw all the claymores.

I’m damned for doing every mission on veteran. Seriously all 69 stars in MW2.

Meanwhile at Russian HQ Russian officer:did you take them out. Russian drone operator:yes but at a cost. Russian officer:what cost? Russia drone operator:the BTR manage to injury one and the other had snuck up on its rear with explosives and I..had uhh.... Russian officer:what did you do come on son spit it out! Russian drone operator:...I had shot a missile at the soldier and I missed by little Russian officer: and?? Russian drone operator: well it blew up the BTR and the BTR explosion killed the soldier? Russian officer:*extreme confusion* Russian general:so is that a win or a loss? Russian officer:Uhhhhh task failed successfully? Meanwhile at an American HQ American radar operator:sir you might wanna see this American officer:what? American racer operator:well it seems we lost contact with hunter 2-1 after a Russian drone fired a missile taking own BTR American officer:so did we win? Ghost:mission failed successfully! Meanwhile at a another American HQ: American officer:ok how are those two elite soldiers I sent in on that on mission going? American soldier:well rader picked up multiple explosions! American officer:hmmm weird. Meanwhile on the battlefield Russian sniper:what the hell are these idiots doing hey man you seeing this Russian sniper 2:ya what in the blyat is wrong with these two they keep throwing C4 at each other Russian sniper 3:sir should we kill them Russian sniper 2:naw let’s see what happens first

> be me > stay up late because it's hot > watch video up to 3:15 > sees it is actually 2:48 AM local time > mfw Valefisk is stalking me

Funny thing is... While pistol ammo can be stopped by a car or brick wall, assault rifles punch through that so there might be a dozen dead civies "off map":D And 7.62x51/54? That thing punches not only through walls, but through BUILDINGS! Of course I'm not talking about guaranteed power of each bullet, but if you had shot, that bullet is bound to hit something somewhere. [InsertMassEffectNewtonJoke]

What happened on the confusing lost/won part, was probably along the lines of: Every frame the game checks for win and defeat states, being dead is a defeat, but completing all objectives is a win state. The programers must have forgotten to tell the game to stop looking for win states after a defeat and vice-versa. So even though you died and lost, you completed all the objectives before going to the main menu, so the win menu activated over the defeat menu(not literally over, over as in instead of the other menu because it had some dialogue to go through first)

This is the most unlikely game that I would expect Vale to play.

I am actually impressed with you're proniunciation of the german numbers, good joob vale 😁👍

>holding the trigger when breaching a room full of hostages.

It’s not a war crime if you say they were undercover

Ya know, the first half of this video taught me one thing. Valefisk does NOT pay attention to mini map or surroundings

*Vale*: I have mastered the ability to become like sharks in the grass, and therefore invisible to the naked eye. {creeps slowly forward}

I thought that this was going to be "Spec Ops: the Line" which would be a perfect fit for Valefisk

*H E Y V A L E*

Me seeing Spec Ops Warcrimes on thr thumbnail: _Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai_

This vid really takes me back to the good ol' days *slurps boomer-juice*

Comrade drone operator will go to gulag over this.

If you pause exactly at 2:33 you can see the predator missile just inches from hitting the floor and annihilating both Valefisk and the final enemy target which was the BTR80, which was why they won in the end even though he died!

Seeing how you guys play versus me going solo makes me think that if Mile High Club was a Spec-Ops mission, only co-op attempts would be possible on veteran and by that I still wouldn't succeed even though MW2 is more "forgiving" on veteran that CoD4:MW

Yeah that Gulag shower one. Me and a friend retried it in the order of 12-20 before we memorized everything. You can bet your ass I was pissed.

The goddamn predator missile killed their BTR hahahah 2:38

I would just like to point out that this video was used by my unit during a training session as an example of what NOT to do in combat

2:30 "we need to rethink our strategy. Let's run it again. Good job team" Mission failed Mission success

"Oh no, favela on veteran" More like "oh no, favela"

War Crimes? They are just happy little accidents!

I killed two civilians with one bullet Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time

you won homeland security because when you ran up to the btr the predator drone fired a rocket 2 seconds before you died so when the rocket hit the btr the game recognized you as beating the level even tho you just died

"This is outrageous. It's unfair. Don't just sit there and stare." That rhymed beautifully. xD

Glad to see the extra security I've placed at the gulag is working well

KZfaq recommendeds are on a roll today.

MISSION FAILED! WE'LL GET 'EM- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! GOOD WORK!

Hey Vale! Nice video.

Shoots down hind D with ak74... that has got to be the best soldier I have ever seen.

This gives me very heavy nostalgia

KZfaq recommendations starting to get good

MW Reboot: if you're not careful, civilians will die Valefisk: good MW Reboot: uh

My guess is in the game's code, it checks to see if you die and checks to see if the mission objectives complete. When it checked, the drone might have destroyed the btr first and then your death and the game read both instances. But because the mission passed first it read it as a success even though both dialogues were triggered.

Day 3 of asking Vale to play Company of Heroes 2 again.

when you fail so hard you accidentally win

Omg I died when they both used the riot shields against them lmfao 😂😂😂

“Three civilians in one second. That’s gotta be a new record” clearly you haven’t seen me in the Middle East

Okay well now you gotta do MW3 next, MW3's stuff is like twice as good as MW2's in this department.

Love the riot shield on the floor at 9:58.

Best way to win the shower level is to sprint and not stop

now that really is a task failed successfully

That's some quality content

The mission success at 2:35 is because a friendly missile hits the Tank, being the last enemy and kills both it and you, but since you're farther away and the last enemy dies slightly before you do, you win, so you during editing was fully correct.

My very first nuke was extremely weird like that whole predator drone thing. I was playing 3rd person demolition on Highrise. Got my nuke and celebrating near the front window if one side. Guy comes out and headshots me with a Spas. Get this. Final kill cam.

I remember playing the gulag with a friend and I got downed after he jumped down in the second room but I managed to crawl to the hole and jump down