This title is barely click-bait, we really did break the game with the sound of a wet fart.
Anyway, we played a thief sim to help us understand why you broke into Best Buy and stole that refrigerator. I mean, we already have two fridges! Why did you think you needed a full-size fridge for your own room? Your mom was very upset. So upset she came crying back into our arms.
You know what? Thank you, son. Keep stealing (our hearts).