A year of bad drinks | How to Drink

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Welcome to my personal hell.
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00:00 - Montage of yuck
00:29 - Carbonated Milk - • What happens when you ...
01:58 - Carbonated Dirty Martini
04:38 - Carbonated Old Fashioned
07:07 - Golden Shower - • Ruin a drink with one ...
10:19 - Whiskey Salty
12:40 - Mold Fashioned - • Ruin MORE drinks with ...
16:03 - Misunderstood Oat Nog - • I can’t believe they s...
17:30 - Crown Royal's Salted Caramel
18:37 - Red Espresso Martini - • 5 more times the custo...
21:19 - Fireball Bloody Mary
25:57 - Red Bull Negroni
31:43 - French 75 sub Miller High Life - • Why would actual human...
34:13 - Negroni add Bailey's
36:56 - Dr. Pepper Strawberries & Cream Zero Sugar - • I drank 60's style Hot...
39:20 - Beet Juice Mimosa - • 5 drinks ordered by th...
40:47 - Jose Cuervo Margarita Mix - • Which Mixer is the Bes...
42:18 - Mr & Mrs T Margarita Mix
43:40 - Barsmith Margarita Mix
45:18 - Dark and Wormy
46:33 - Elvis-tini - • The weirdest thing I’v...
48:57 - People are lying on the internet
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@howtodrink 2 ай бұрын

I drank a lot of truly awful drinks in 2023. Got any ideas for how/why I should drink more garbage this year? Jump in my patron discord and hit me up: bit.ly/H2DPatreon Curiada: bit.ly/shopspiritsatcuriada Twitch: bit.ly/2VsOi3d H2D2: bit.ly/YTH2D2 twitter: bit.ly/H2DTwit instagram: bit.ly/H2dIG Blog: bit.ly/H2DBlog Patreon: bit.ly/H2DPatreon Gear: amzn.to/2LeQCbW

@uria3679 2 ай бұрын

Please do the drinks from the Monster Prom franchise

@ComputerGameAmbience 2 ай бұрын

Love a dirty martini or a white russian. Ive noticed youtubers arn't fond of them. FYI I do carbonate my martini.

@jedijerboa 2 ай бұрын

Well, my friends and I had this one drink we called Rapidash Piss. Basically, put some foul and spicy stuff and put it out in the Texas heat. I’m sure you can figure out how it got that name with that.

@danielbickford3458 2 ай бұрын

You've mentioned on the previous episode or two that you are of Jewish descent. While this would certainly Target a very small cross-section of your viewership, how about an episode on drinks inspired by Jewish holidays

@PpProblems 2 ай бұрын

I posted This In a Previous Video But: The Frosty Mary: A Blue Bloody Mary But Instead of Hot Sauce It Should Incorporate Menthol or Something Minty Somehow For Cooling. Blue Curacao For The Blue Obviously

@elizabethmcwhorter3445 2 ай бұрын

"my milk is loud, and it demands to know why i would sin against both nature and god so thoughtlessly"

@907norseman 2 ай бұрын

Instant spoiled milk

@K4RN4GE911 2 ай бұрын

"I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist alive.

@AMPProf Ай бұрын

BACON

@jerryparsons5888 2 ай бұрын

“My drink just threw up in my mouth” is something I never want to experience.

@dacomputernerd4096 21 күн бұрын

I guess avoid that one then

@foolishsparky 2 ай бұрын

These are really funny but honestly, I love the ones where he creates unexpectedly good drinks a thousand times more. The pleasant surprises just make me wanna try to get into mixology.

@AmethystEnd 2 ай бұрын

I agree, but unfortunately the metrics are showing Greg that the videos where he suffers get more views. I really feel for the dude.

@kippie8200 Ай бұрын

@@AmethystEnd right? like, thats starting to be all he makes now. i honestly miss the proper mixology stuff. i mainly just go back and watch old videos from when that was the whole deal of the channel now.

@axelblack1799 20 күн бұрын

@@kippie8200I get the feeling that there’s really only so much he can do and redo a drink. Experimenting with weird and probably terrible drinks is at least original content.

@dion8895 2 ай бұрын

The fact that Greg called Crown Royal bags "dice bags" too makes me feel right at home

@gdp3rd 2 ай бұрын

You youngsters! Everyone knows Crown Royal bags are "marble bags"!

@christinabunker8538 2 ай бұрын

My grandmother and aunts used them for scrabble letter bags

@hoopla5502 2 ай бұрын

@gdp3rd why you say that like dice havent been around just as long if not longer than marbles , not to mention dice have been played with game wise far longer than marbles

@gdp3rd 2 ай бұрын

@@hoopla5502, prior to table-top gaming like D&D most people only needed 2 dice for the games they played - no need for a “dice bag.”

@rjgaynor8 Ай бұрын

@@gdp3rd dice are ancient, meanwhile marbles are old. You are possibly the later maybe the former.

@BeatlesUS99 2 ай бұрын

What a great way to start my final week at a bad job! Greg torturing himself and Meredith is back on the show!

@scaper8 2 ай бұрын

I forgot just how much I missed Meredith's contributions until they were back in.

@jerrykurinsky3891 2 ай бұрын

@@scaper8where has she been??

@scaper8 2 ай бұрын

@@jerrykurinsky3891 If I remember correctly, both she and Greg moved at roughly the same times and it wasn't easy even to do remote. Hopefully they can bring her back regularly.

@TheTerribleGamer 2 ай бұрын

she not back. these are from last year, a montage. Shes off because she had a kid

@marcusdire8057 2 ай бұрын

Congratulations! I left my bad job a few months ago so I feel your joy. May your next job be amazing!

@immanueljaime5950 2 ай бұрын

Me: I've seen all of these (most of them?) Also me: I'm going to watch Greg suffer again because I can.

@Harmegeddon 2 ай бұрын

Puke-A-Cola’s: changing one ingredient in the original 4 perk a cola recipes to something “worse” or just different in general

@ryuZaki_Of_The_Taint 2 ай бұрын

Or making the perk-a-colas based on the cursed flavor dialogue from drinking them in game.

@alexanderburke2973 2 ай бұрын

PLEASE stop hurting my close personal friend that I've never actually met Greg Howtodrink.

@DeltaEntropy 2 ай бұрын

Watching this made me realize that we a super cut of Greg describing wild drinks but completely out of context. Just a hard cut to “Could you imagine taking an entire spruce: trunk, roots, stem, bristles, pinecones… putting that in your mouth, and then exploding it with a bomb.” And then hard cut to the next one.

@Kate-cc9hj 17 күн бұрын

I second this motion.

@knives254 2 ай бұрын

New idea... heating up cocktails that you wouldn't normally serve hot.

@demetrinight5924 2 ай бұрын

Nearly an hour of Greg turning into Mr. Hyde as depicted by Loony Tunes. That might be a new and interesting video, "Dr. Jekyll's Formula."

@DAYBROK3 2 ай бұрын

it might be interesting to see a bunch of drinks he thought would be awful but turned out good.

@savannahhunter1457 2 ай бұрын

This makes me realize how much I have missed Meredith!

@CelliniCreations 2 ай бұрын

I kinda miss the back and forth with Meridith

@BloodMoonGo 2 ай бұрын

Did she leave the show?

@pwnmasteh 2 ай бұрын

@@BloodMoonGo She had a baby iirc and took some time off. Dunno if it was permanent.

@jayking8495 Ай бұрын

I Hope she comes back, I enjoy the back and forth banter!

@lw3764 Ай бұрын

Me too, I hope she comes back.

@thereinthetrees_5626 Ай бұрын

Shes in this episode guys lol

@adisaikkonen 2 ай бұрын

Kinmen Island Ice Tea: Substitute Kaoliang for the vodka. Substitute a dash of soy sauce for the Coca Cola.

@Senthiuz 2 ай бұрын

The Ellis Island Iced Tea, a majority of the immigrants who passed through Ellis Island were Irish, Italian, Jewish, Polish, or German. So, Whiskey, Grapa, Arak, Vodka, and Jaeger.

@jsuttonberg 2 ай бұрын

That’s amazingly bad, but also Greg please do this!!!! Also the Ellis Island suggestion from @Senthiuz. You could even do a [blank] Island Iced Tea episode to bring the spittoon back out :P

@johannfunn6962 2 ай бұрын

As one of the mold fashion commenters, that’s a lovely color there 😂 glad the taste lived up to it

@AtlasPainkiller 2 ай бұрын

Today in How To Drink, "The How Not To Drink Special"

@AManwithaB0x 2 ай бұрын

The next "The Customer Is Always Wrong" episode should feature a guest bartender so them and Greg can make their individual interpretations of the various orders and compare them to each other. I'd suggest someone, but I don't lurk enough to know anybody.

@bryanringel481 2 ай бұрын

I’d love to see an episode where the descriptions of past drinks are given and Greg needs to figure out what it is

@joeysimunds6352 2 ай бұрын

I want 3 Bloody Marys and ahhh...a what? So, a "Step-dad Christmas?" And 3 bloody Marys.

@AMPProf 2 ай бұрын

So Clamato juice

@joshbaranski3675 2 ай бұрын

Golden shower with a piece of asparagus would make that extremely funny.

@VelvetTeacake 2 ай бұрын

That "Come all ye faithful" joke has to be one of my fave Greg jokes from last year. 😂 I'm easily amused

@BricksAndBots47 2 ай бұрын

A "WOAHHH" of worcestershire sauce is so real man

@loudwhitenoise_ 2 ай бұрын

it's not that i want you to suffer, but bad drinks always make you spew the most poetic of descriptions. a true painter with words.

@KignofDiggins 2 ай бұрын

I love an hour long recap of me making good decisions, as I don't do any of this. Thanks for the life affirmations!

@joebryer 2 ай бұрын

The Apperation, an Aviation but sub gin for Aperol

@Adam-er5mk 2 ай бұрын

made one of these on accident once, was pretty good

@samiraperi467 2 ай бұрын

Aperration, just a letter off from aberration.

@sdcorrey 2 ай бұрын

I’ve already watched all of these episodes and yet I’m 100% here for this clips show!

@Youtubz12 2 ай бұрын

I had to stop drinking because apparently my GI tract is full of ulcers, and it's videos like this that help make it easier. I'm vicariously making bad decisions through you, Greg. You may be saving lives out here, using nothing but ethanol, a camera, and a DrinkMate.

@ct5465 2 ай бұрын

I laughed so hard during that milk episode and laughed just as hard here

@RandomGreymane 2 ай бұрын

I’m only halfway through the episode and I have to thank you for risking your soul for our enjoyment. XD

@mokajones74 2 ай бұрын

"It's not for me, but I won't kink shame." Was the peak tasting note

@if1oopthepig990 2 ай бұрын

I like this sort of callback supercut! Good content, especially when filming and editing new stuff.

@colinmartin9797 2 ай бұрын

plot twist: it's 51 minutes of Greg repeatedly making dirty martinis.

@astraltophat_at Ай бұрын

i love it when greg uses locations to describe taste is the funniest shit to me

@gabrielbruce1977 20 күн бұрын

"WoOBLEEEAGHWHOAforgotthatwasgonnainthere--" yep, still brings me to tears, sorry

@Q_N- 2 ай бұрын

For what it’s worth, carbonated milk goes extremely well with certain mixes. I personally LOVE carbonated milk with Melon or Peach flavors. It’s INCREDIBLY smooth 💪

@trollnoble6445 2 ай бұрын

Happy to see you back Meredith. Greg needed someone to share his pain.

@numanuma20 2 ай бұрын

She’s nto back. Best of clip.

@ISAF_Enthusiast 2 ай бұрын

This made my day after finishing a 4-hour long physics final

@FeAtHeRdEdGe 2 ай бұрын

YAY! Welcome back Meredith’s Voice!!

@lenapawlek7295 2 ай бұрын

The champagne of wiskey lol im crying

@bigmommadeadlock3945 16 күн бұрын

I love how we start of with "GREG'S INSTANT SPOILED MILK!"

@beatles0000 2 ай бұрын

Greg have and always will love your videos, thanks for thr great work!

@danielsantiagourtado3430 2 ай бұрын

Almost an hour of content?! YES PLEASE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@andreaskeck5509 2 ай бұрын

Old content 😢

@TheBrotherSyne 2 ай бұрын

Welcome back Meredith!

@jaydub2971 2 ай бұрын

The spontaneously populating battery acid bottles are inexplicably funny to me

@StressmanFIN 2 ай бұрын

Ohh dear... that carbonated milk's going right through Greg... xD

@Draukagrissah 2 ай бұрын

HTD Clip Shows gotta be some of my favorite episodes and I really think it plays to the strengths of the show's deep catalogue! Do I only say that because of the Simpsons? Probably! Does that make it wrong? I don't think so lol

@Thephantomofmusic 2 ай бұрын

the fact that the Elvistini turned Greg into WWE Hall of Fame manager Paul Bearer makes me wanna try it out of morbid curiosity.

@sasha1mama 2 ай бұрын

Joke's on you, Gregster - we all live for the schädenfreude derived from watching you inflict suffering on yourself. Cuz it's funny. :D

@krahnjp 2 ай бұрын

I remember most of these. But just had a much more pleasant idea of exchanging the mold fashioned with a mulled fashioned.

@notchamama7571 3 күн бұрын

The Mold Fashioned is taking all of us on a journey to hell just watching it…🤮

@silmarian 2 ай бұрын

This was a fine way to spend my coffee making and breakfast time this morning.

@konstasalminen1516 Ай бұрын

I love when you make something delicious and I've been against the "bad drink" videos, but I gotta give'em that this is really funny.

@mattallover 2 ай бұрын

I chose to watch this after having a very large barbecue lunch. That is a mistake I'm going to regret all day 🙃 🤢

@ValexTheGobbo 2 ай бұрын

I see greg has also mastered the recipe Instant Spoiled Milk

@ankoku37 Ай бұрын

I'm always fascinated too though by the times you make a horrible drink that turns out to actually be good. I'd love to see a compilation of those

@CyanSoups Ай бұрын

At least the Golden Shower actually tasted like piss. Cinnamon piss, but still piss.

@NinjaDeathSlap 2 ай бұрын

The noise Greg makes at the carbonated Martini makes it seem like a bong-rip so earthly its scraping bedrock.

@gregfisher4147 Ай бұрын

"At least there's alcohol in this..." - Greg

@user-nc6wr4hg1g 2 ай бұрын

Greg dear thanks for going through this for us 😊

@voodooroo556 Ай бұрын

Love the channel, love the contet 💜 I would really enjoy your thoughts on best rye whiskeys between $25-$50ish, primarily for spirit-forward mixing (ex, old fashioned, boulevardier).

@anoniemoose 2 ай бұрын

It's never a dull moment when we get to see you create some combination of spirits that probably need an exorcism to be dealt with.

@cyro8039 2 ай бұрын

I swear I can taste the whisky salty through my screen

@CactusJuice556 2 ай бұрын

Gregs descriptions are esoteric... But I can always get it.

@uria3679 2 ай бұрын

Please do the drinks from the Monster Prom franchise

@jrlonergan6773 2 ай бұрын

This please

@howtodrink 2 ай бұрын

What's Monster Prom?

@wildforestferret865 2 ай бұрын

@@howtodrinkits a dating sim

@uria3679 2 ай бұрын

@@howtodrinkit’s a dating sim franchise

@annikkirahko6714 2 ай бұрын

I was a cleaning lady at a resort for several years and sometimes guests would take a last minute pee before leaving and forget to flush, and sometimes we would wait to clean the cabin and the urine would mold. That is exactly what the mold fashioned looks like😂. Moldy urine in a resort toilet

@SS4Xani 2 ай бұрын

1:17 - So you created something with the consistency of a Death Note Shinigami apple!

@mikeoates2126 2 ай бұрын

I love that most of these are just horrible ideas with weird subs and then there's just an off the shelf diet soda

@LeatherRebel75 2 ай бұрын

Nearly an hour of comedy gold!

@krisdubois4893 Ай бұрын

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they never stopped to think if they should

@fubaryt 2 ай бұрын

I'm in tears at Greg's reactions. just what the dr. ordered today!

@eyeless667 2 ай бұрын

I'm from the Chicagoland area. I kinda hate the bad name Malort has gotten due to the fact that it's a practical joke shot. I've found that, when used the way you would use any bitter liqueurs, it's a legitimate weapon in your cocktail arsenal.

@LeggyRevvy Ай бұрын

you know a drink is bad, when even drunk you refuses to enjoy it lmfao

@StewartPaton 2 ай бұрын

I'm almost tempted to try the Red Bull Negroni. To gauge the level of awfulness first hand.

@officerdsouza 2 ай бұрын

The long awaited return of Meredith!!!

@isc9114 2 ай бұрын

Before you whipped out the Goldschlager I was screaming "Mellow Corn" at my computer screen.

@stevenreckling203 2 ай бұрын

For the whiskey salty, maybe salmon caviar blended instead of saline solution.

@shwingles Ай бұрын

"So this is a clip show? What are we now, the Golden Girls?"

@NWard1210 2 ай бұрын

Love your shows, Greg! I still miss Meredith, you guys have great banter, I hope she can come back soon! ^^

@mattmason4338 2 ай бұрын

"Hi. I'm Ginger..." Made me laugh again.

@Chuckflanigan Ай бұрын

Thank you for this

@gatasfritas 2 ай бұрын

Would you ever do more "How to drink: History" type videos? youtube just recommended me the RDR2 videos on like western myths and weird drinking facts in red dead and I found it interesting. Id be so down to watch more drinking history since you tend to drop small bits of fun facts hidden in episodes lol

@AM-hf9kk 2 ай бұрын

*Greg singing* skip forward... skip forward... skip forward... Ahha! *tasting notes* Carbonated Old Fashioned? Could be good, but probably needs A LOT more simple... I mean, Whiskey and Coke is a thing.

@williamtheuns3231 2 ай бұрын

Hey I have a question, I’ve watched a lot of your videos and am now able to actually start making some drinks! I was looking at your simple syrup/grenadine recipes and saw they used “Parts” instead of another measurement. Is “Parts” by weight or volume or cups or what is parts? I love your content, I look forward to making health potions first!

@TheAsianSauce26 2 ай бұрын

Parts isn't really a measurement but more of a ratio so it can be any measurement for example let's say a recipe is 1 part sugar to 1 part water it just means equal amounts so it could be 1 cup to 1 cup or like 1 quart to 1 quart. Parts is generally used for recipes where you may want to make very large batches or just a small batch so instead of having to multiply or divide you just fill in one and go from there

@nosidenoside2458 2 ай бұрын

Man i want a full episode about making Jeppson's Malört into good cocktails, including the easy way out if it exists which i presume to be masking it with something else somehow Also maybe soy sauce

@Isaac_L.. 2 ай бұрын

You need to make rum ham from It's Always Sunny

@TheFlamespriest Ай бұрын

"If a drink could be burned" if it can't it's not alcoholic enough.

@Ocavious 28 күн бұрын

the lemon cost alone in these videos is making me want to cry lol i never realized how expensive they are till this weekend when i needed 2 bags lol

@johnhoskins1786 2 ай бұрын

Welcome back merideth!

@shryko Ай бұрын

you should make a recipe book of terrible cocktails, and one of good cocktails. lol

@andrearaimondi882 Ай бұрын

Ages ago I heard someone order Whiskey and mint syrup. I don’t drink so I have no clue how it would taste, but the barman didn’t look particularly pleased or impressed 😆😆😆😆

@mefallen 2 ай бұрын

I liked the video at the intro already

@Validator56 2 ай бұрын

Bloody Mary vodka sub fireball, tomato juice sub red wine

@mrpuddingpop1 2 ай бұрын

I’d appreciate drink recipes I’d actually use at some point I still make that ecto cooler but haven’t seen a casual nice drink in a while.

@ericklein6796 2 ай бұрын

At 51:19 :That sounded like Paul Bearer starting a promo for the Undertaker. Which is probably appropriate. I think Percy Pringle (Paul Bearer) was from Georgia too so the peanut butter works for that too.