Amazing work, Vox! You far exceeded my expectations. Thanks again for immortalizing my favorite 1d4chan story (next to “Gav and Bob”). Note: For anyone mildly confused about the ending, Ursarkar E. Creed had a special rule in earlier editions of the tabletop game allowing for such “tactical genius.” I won’t spoil it here but it’s a glorious meme.

Next time can we have "Doing Your Taxes With Roboute Guilliman"

That title is as good as something like, "Arts and Crafts with Konrad Curze" 😂

Abbadon describing Kharne sounds so much like an Ork

This is hilarious. "Kharn's actuality a pretty cool guy once you get to know him."

Next week, "Kharn plays Hide and Seek with Erebus"

Counselor: "Now tell me about this nightmare you keep having, the one about Sigismund I believe?" Abaddon: "its the same every time....he just...wouldnt...DIE!"

"Welding 101 with Perturabo"

I’ve never laughed so hard at “I’ll…do very nasty things to your mother!”

Purtorabo is prescribed antidepressants.

Only a Choas spacemarine could confuse a tank with a therapist lol, nice work

I was actually invested in hearing Abby talk. I'm pretty pissed about swapping his therapist out with a tank as well no wonder he's so invested in destroying the Imperium.

As much as I love your stories, something funny like this is just as gold

I remember reading the original on 1d4Chan, and hearing Vox's very serious, calm voice narrating this just makes it funnier

"Anger management with Corvus Corax" would make for an interesting interview

I always loved those good guy Khârn stories. He's always been such a swell guy!

Ghazghkull Thraka approves of this voxcast... Now where's Angron?? YOU HEAR ME? _WHERE ARE YA, YA RUDDY REDDY GIT!! YA STILL GOTZ TA ANSA FER OL' BALE EYE!_

....lmao? This is entirely unexpected and also hilarious

This is one of those videos that i give it a like before i even played it

OH GOD THIS GONNA BE GOOD

Ah, I remember reading that one on 1d4chan. A good read back then and even better to hear it this way!

Tempted for GW to flag and cc this so it can become canon. This is amazing!

Love the change of pace, Ahriman's description was especially amusing. Cheers Vox and thanks to Arguss 3 for commissioning this work.

A convincing fanfic. I totally believe Kharne the Betrayer is cool once you get to know him

A man in battle finds his peace more easily. weather in death or hallucinating a psychoanalyst, loved it keep it up.

For the love of the Emperor, please do more of these! As much as I appreciate the grim dark stories, we need more funny stories like this.

Abbadon being cool with kharn just sounds Soo right.

Oh shit it's the 4chan greentext, now that takes me back

Hahahaha, oh my goodness. That dead beat dad corpse Emperor sure dropped the ball raising his sons. Hehe

My God, this needs to be a series 😂😂😂 truely amazing

This was totally awesome! Thanks to the dude who commissioned this :)

"So tell me Mister Despoiler,is the so called"Corpse Emporer"now in this Room with us"🧐📝

This channel is criminally undersubscribed. The content is always entertaining

I can see each faction listening to such an episode each Sunday morning.

Maybe I'm the first? Maybe I'm not? But I'm most certainly Alpharius. Hydra Dominatus.

This is a dangerous video. Not because it's controversial. No. It is because this style of video is not only more attractive than a champion of slaanesh, but its more necessary for the community than the astronomicon is for astronavigation thru the warp. Nothing makes me happier than to see such a perfect balance of genuine character exploration, intelligent and satirical jests at the lore of the setting, and introspective moments mirroring the struggles of our human experience. A serious, professional and interesting exploration of warhammer 40k characters from a therapist is probably the most interesting idea in the setting I've seen this year. Maybe this decade. Well done. I humbly ask that you continue with this, into a series. From Ahriman or Lucius, to Bile or Typhus. I loved every second of this and cannot wait to see what becomes of this fantastic president set by this masterwork.

Huh, I enjoyed that more then I thought. I would like more please. "Arts and Krafts with Konrad Curze" would be awesome.

I absolutely love this! 40k can be so dark and serious, but this had a smile on my face the whole time.

As ever, 40k humor is excellent. My first exposure to this story, and what a joy it was! Phenomenal work once again, Vox.

"I'll... do very nasty things to your mother!" had me rolling.

How die this Story end up here without me nothing? Only a tactical genius could have.... CREEEEEED!

This was the funniest thing I have seen in MONTHS! The writing, delivery and mixing complemented each other perfectly! ❤

That was actually amazing. Haven't been that entertained, since i've discovered TTS.

That was a great delivery of a joke. Love it.

Vox you have outdone yourself with this. Your sense of humor is so much like mine. Love the Kharn story.

This must become a series.

It wasn't untill I was already laughing that I noticed I hadn't found anything funny all day and just how much I needed it. Abby gets his therapy and I get mine. Top notch!

This is absolutely absurd I love it the creative switch and subversion of expectation just keep creating

Yet more I didn't think I needed😅😅🤣🤣🥰🤣😂😂😂🤣😅🤣😂😂🤣😅

This is amazing. Bringing out the human side of the great dispoilar, making him more relatable.

A beautiful classic, beautifully narrated. Good work Vox!

Thank you for this. I've needed this sort of levity with 40k since GW murdered the hallowed text to speech device.

Laughed my top knot off. Lol that's a hilarious line.

Brilliant!!! I want every primarch then the chaos gods followed up with the big E with a mandatory therapy session. 😂

I love this channel. I think you just earned my subscription. Keep up the good work! (This could be an awesome series)

Utterly bonkers and amazing in equal measure. Touché

This is fantastic, seconded the comment about liking before i even watch or listen. Love you Vox! Keep up the amazing and phenomenal work. Thank you for the smile today

Vox, i know you probably will never see this, but if you do. Thank you for EVERYTHING that you do, and how much effort and work you put in for the warhammer community. Your videos have gotten me through some rough times, and hearing the emotion and passion put into the readings puts my mind at ease. Makes things easier. Thank you for all that you are, and i look forwards to keeping up with where this channel goes.

I seriously have unironic psychological counselors as chapter serfs in some of my homebrew chapters, since you don't want to lose an Astartes to combat stress.

I EFFIN LOVE THIS! Love this mr Vox!

An in depth psychotherapy session or series drilling into Abaddon's issues stemming from his (gene) father, lack of a mother figure, and potentially even diving into him realizing Horus was much the same would be hilarious. Perterabo would be another good candidate for the couch.

Please do more like this. It’s amazing

This made laugh!! I really needed that! Thanks and great work!! FOR TYE EMPEROR!

Oh, Abaddon! You silly Despoiller, you. I had a great laugh with this one. I love it!! Great, Job, Vox!!😂

Amazing work, Vox!

This was very silly, I approve

This was amazing! I laughed the whole time.

I have learned so much from this video. A vox in the void is a awesome Channel, even champion of Chaos struggle with mental health and a leman russ tank makes a poor therapist. All good info to have I think

I was a bit reluctant on taking a chance at something silly, I am happily surprised.

I think all chaos space marines need some serious therapy. Specially the Primarchs.

Oh Emperor! I smell a series of these with multiple characters

this is, by far, one of the best things I've ever watched

That poor couch.

oh my corpse emperor this was amazing!!

Oh thank you. I needed a good laugh and damn dit this deliver.

Lads day out stories in 40k?? YES

A Vox In The Void, the voice in my nightmares and the ABSOLUTE PEAK OF WARHAMMER NARRATION... is also fucking hilarious?! Great... another aspect to trick me in my dreams. 😂

This would be an amazing series. You could do basically any character. From any game universe too.

Bruh, I can see potential in this new format of storytelling😆👍

Lmao!! Vox this has to be the funniest think I've ever seen u post I look forward to all ur posts none more so than the pray sigh story's but this is just so funny iv listened to it at least 6 time's and it gets funnyer everytime.the grim dark has very little humor but this in my 30 or so years of following 40k is the funniest thing iv ever heard not an easy feat in my eyes to do lol love it lol

This is amazing! Thank you!

Dude, this is comedy

LOL this was an absolute treat, you're the man Vox

his lil skull insignia was so distracting... surprisingly comedic...its just like "AAAHHHH!"

Abbadon really has a hard time being the Warmaster of Chaos, and there are no doubt that there are probably hundreds of thousand problems that spring up of everyday, but that means there no shortages of betrayals and infighting that probably kill many chaos warriors more so then the Imperium itself.

This came on my mom’s birthday thanks dude! 🎉

This is the greatest thing I've ever heard.

Next we need a therapy session between the emperor and the primarchs. Maybe malcador as a plus one 😂

I have been waiting for this ever since the first teaser. Incredible.

Creed hasn't pranked Abaddon this hard since he replaced his gardener with a Baneblades.

Also....WHOSE COUCH IS THIS?? It deserves a picture all its own!!

Vox, this is one of your best yet! I know it was a cool Fiverr commission, but you should do more of these. Maybe do one of the Primarchs next?

This is so bizzare, haha. Why not, I love it!

Nice to see the human side of Abaddon again.

"Inside your castle Is where we'll be tomorrow So clean up will you " Perfection An artist and a psychopath! 😂

This was truly awesome

That is - officially - the greatest 40k parody in history.

After the last this is awesome

This is definitely a pilot, and I'm all for it

eyy new stuff, love it!