Fart noise

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8:12 hahahaha. Mr Prince, you've got a lot of experience doing these long-form narrations, but if I may still suggest a tip to help with editing: When you make a mistake like that you should give your recording a good 5 seconds of silence before re-reading the sentence and continuing. That way, if you edit by looking at the waveform, you should notice the gap in the recording.

How dare you reject my gifts. You will change your mind if it kills me heretic. Buahahahahahh

How do you think I feel

"Hear that? He doing the woman's voice again!" ♥️😀♥️

Greetings from western edge of The Pond. I am a veteran, and I tend to prefer for my neighbors to keep their noses well out of my business. (All the younger kids realize I'm a just a big teddy bear. The fangs only come out for those who should know better.) IMHO...this would be a golden opportunity. Just a cheery "Oh, Sorry. They changed my doses. But it shouldn't be a problem normally. " should give your neighbors a good reason to not bother you needlessly.

That's hilarious about both of you. My neighbors don't question my sanity... not sure if that's good or bad

an error lol

ABorder Prince Warhammer Lore My good sir, it’s not a bug, it’s a feature! I seriously laughed out loud. Thanks!

@@SlightlyOddGuy lol cheers

When I heard that I thought "oh great, now my brain is translating speaking errors" until I realized it was in the recording.

@@TheRampantLion Yeah me too! I was like "wait what the hell did I just hear?" Then burst out laughing.

Magnus did nothing wrong.

is true

@@iamalpharius9483 arrogance. Just like his father.

There is no innocent. Only varying degrees of guilt.

​@@iamalpharius9483HERESY WE HAVE HERESY ALL KINDS OF HERESY just as long as its stupid heresy! He was obviously wrong with that being red and stuff, that is called being a mutant also known as kindling for burning pires in town square! He almost did one thing right, but then did wrong stoping the wulf from purging him from existing! Also fuck Arebus!

yeah nice change of pace

Gotta love 40k, it's just like our real life but with chaos cultists and occasional nuke to the face.

LaserLief yeah nice change

Yeah nice change

Its a read between the lines of 40K. Space Marines are supposed to be hardasses but then you get folks like Pedro Kantor and a lot of others who interact with humanity and it turns out for a lot of them its less looking down on mortals and more seeing the scope of what faces the Imperium over hundreds of years of service and realizing with 10000 lifetimes of a Marine it still wouldn't scratch the surface of what would be needed to save the Imperium. Again thinking of the likes of Dante and the angels, Grimnar and the wolves, Vulkan He'Stan and the Salamanders. Its particularly relevant now that we have the perspective of a Primarch on the border of despair in Guilliman as he sees the rotted corpse of the vision his father had and the despair of the burned out and uncaring husk that sits on the golden throne calling him nothing more than a means to an end. All Xenos are evil/to be exterminated but more often than not there is fluff of for the most part if its not a threat the Imperium will generally contain non-agressive species to their homeworlds and leave them be. Even the Tau and Eldar generally aren't sought after for a fight barring a few notable exceptions. Conflict generally stems from Eldar dickery or Tau expansionism directly into what the Imperium deems its territory. Hell given the leeway Rogue Traders are given with xenos official policy despite the fear the alien propaganda seems to be so long as your not into some major wunga-bunga warp nonsense that is going to tear the galaxy a third asshole/you are actively predatory towards humanity our stance is pretty mehhh.... Of course this is not to paint the imperium as some paragon status society but its like most other things shades of grey with more extreme measures for more extreme circumstances. Also most inquisitors aren't completely shoe on head crazy with the exterminatus and HEEEERRREEEESSSYYYY purging. From what I understand of most of the fluff the extreme ones tend to be reigned in fairly quickly as the inquisition tends to be suspicious of its own members as well and likes to keep an eye on them particularly if they are messing with strange xenos psyker tech/warpcraft. They can't actually get away with the whole super purge everything attitude with completely wanton abandon as this would probably result in people outright revolting and murdering anyone who claimed to be an inquisitor because it doesn't matter what kind of authority you claim to have if the people under you recognize that you are positively insane and refuse to carry out your orders after the first three planets get virus bombed out of existance. A single inquisitor would have a hell of a time ordering that virus bombing if the crew of his ship is launching him into the void via the bow torpedo bays. Inquisitor Kryptman had this issue during the Tyrannic Wars as other inquisitors were like GTFO after his response to tyranid incursions appeared to be exterminating every planet in their way including heavily populated worlds and strategically important ones such as hive worlds.

i like me some epic space marine combat, but stories like this are great as well. its not all superhumans, inquisitors, and guardsman. i always like getting a glimpse of what life is like for imperial citizens.

Space before the T , and a comma at the start. Pincushion and attempts seen, flaw... Heretic ... Bug plunging man... elimination of this guy. From heritec. Kent .

​@@ArgentAnarchywtf is this heresy? Confused while Burning it! When in doubt Exterminatos!

yeah he is really good

Aye ! So far my favorite 40k author away from the usual spayss mereen “brother-brother” grimdark.

@@thomasalegredelasoujeole9998 his story sound more believable, his world is more lively, not everyone is an Emperor's botherer foam at the mouth zealot

lol agreed

Not really, the main character is a naive bureaucrat completely confused.

@@Thorcar123 Film noir isn't all streetwise detectives, despite the example I gave

o yeah defo the inspiration

yeah nice addition

thanks

lol my dude i do, imagine if i didnt normally

cheers!

Glad you enjoyed it!

thanks!

Cheers man and thanks for the support man

cheers

well i hope it helps

Yeah interesting area and yeah I’m guessing they will cover stuff like thst

cheers

@@ABorderPrince cheers

cheers man

lol nice!

cheers

cheers

lol happy to help

@@ABorderPrince love from Dallas Texas!

cheers

Lol I’m sorry to have done this to you

@@ABorderPrince I'm almost done with this one, shhh

cheers

many say this

Is good

Cheers man

i dont think so man they already have audios for them mostly

@@ABorderPrince ahh sadface then. Well hopefully ull narrate the comics when that happens

yeah might have some kharn stuff in the near future

lol

Cheers man I’m all good 😁

@@ABorderPrince Glad to hear, man. Truly.

o defo lol

The crime stories are coming out. Theres adlest 2. Ones and audio drama about a ratling & ogryn ex guard duo. They do odd jobs and such for people. The other is a drama about a " enforcer " for the local "police force". Hes more like a detective but maybe hed be state police level? He works all the time and tries to keep his marriage alive. Its interesting, just a bit different from the norm. Oh, yeah another is Flesh and Steel. Noir investigator stuff.

cheers

Even the name citrus = harry lime.

Lol first to mention this

@@ABorderPrince what can I say I like classic cinema. I could see this being made by orson Welles.

All I could hear was "harry limes' theme" on the zither.

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my pleasure

Err I could yeah I guess people have mentioned it

@@ABorderPrince Cool, let us know if you ever get it up and running. :)

Glad you enjoyed it

its different for sure

Yes

Apparently so

@@dragonllig790 Its a Classic fer fucks sake.....Orson Welles?!?!

David Lewis good good

lol

cheers!

i thought that lol

Thanks for the read man. 👌

i aim to please

So they say

Was his second name

i think so yes

cheers

Lol

lol my pleasure