NOTIFICATION SQUAD: MOIST WITH ME. Favourite Engrish example in the video? There's certainly a fair few to choose from... And a big thanks to everyone that stopped by for my 30th birthday live show on the Abroad Perspective channel! For those that missed the mayhem, you can watch it here: kzfaq.info/get/bejne/la2DeNmbqN-veZc.html I'm thinking about using the second channel for monthly live shows, having done it twice this year and enjoyed it both times. Keep an eye out!
@baka14154 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Tacocat46424 жыл бұрын
idk cause I haven't finished watching yet but I love your channel!
@lukavojinovic72464 жыл бұрын
Do it every single one yet was fun to watch!!😆
@BassDrivenMassacre4 жыл бұрын
Love you chris
@radiumuppet4 жыл бұрын
Baked Sand is mine
@offsetsface21354 жыл бұрын
There was a food once that on the tin said “tastes just like grandma”
@borismuller864 жыл бұрын
Offset’s face hard to disprove without going to jail right after.
@princessthyemis4 жыл бұрын
Buhahaha!
@gabethet84584 жыл бұрын
So ash is back on menu?
@Kelvin_Foo4 жыл бұрын
Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE!
@Lo0NaTik14 жыл бұрын
TY K oh yes there’s nothing like the relaxing taste of grandma.
@AcidDotDrop4 жыл бұрын
West: "Let's use Asian languages as decoration" East: "Let's use Western languages as decoration" Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
@nurlindafsihotang494 жыл бұрын
Proof that all of us human fundamentaly are the same....stupidity wise.
@chrischaf4 жыл бұрын
@@nurlindafsihotang49 "stupidity wise."
@aryan_bo.x4 жыл бұрын
@@chrischaf aren't both of em correct words?
@Anna_654 жыл бұрын
@@chrischaf Wow, I wouldn't have noticed it. That's hilarious.
@chrischaf4 жыл бұрын
@@aryan_bo.x it's not incorrect. it just ends up as a sort of amusing term on a different level, because normally we would consider the words "stupid" and "wise" to be opposites. "coining a phrase" (or term) essentially just means coming up with a new or interesting phrase or term, or creating a clever turn on an old phrase. So, basically I was saying I thought they came up with a pretty good/amusing term when they combined those words. Just ended up as having an added sort of amusing play on words that I thought was fun :)
@Iva7442 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears over the phrase 'business boy'. I can't help imagining some grown man being so excited at his first job and proud of being a business boy
@arposkraft36162 жыл бұрын
not that uncommon in languages outside English; "zakenjongen" (business boy) or "zakengozer" (business geezer) are general informal ways of pointing out a businessperson (like among friends)
@Iva7442 жыл бұрын
@@arposkraft3616 I don't doubt it. I'm Danish and we have a lot of phrases/words that either can't really be translated into English or just sound weird/funny when you do. We don't have a 'business boy' term though.
@hwren98452 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of the Monster Factory videos on here. "Cream-faced business boy"
@sunnydtgm5414 Жыл бұрын
@@hwren9845 ah a cultured individual
@RobertMurphy-sx8lc11 ай бұрын
Maybe one starts as a 'business boy' and ends as a 'salary man' - that's what I think the Japanese call men in an office.
@Doug_in_NC2 жыл бұрын
There’s a Japanese brand of energy drink called Pocari Sweat, which alone is odd to English speakers, but the first time I visited Japan there was a large ad near my hotel with the words “I love to drink sweat” printed on it.
@Relyx2 жыл бұрын
tbf not much worse than pussy energy drink or 4skins wine
@cybersifygaming2 жыл бұрын
I love Sweat, I'm craving some right now. That's not a joke by the way, it's one of the drinks I miss
@annwilliams64382 жыл бұрын
It was probably supposed to be ‘sweet’ when they first branded it. 🤪
@fsdds14882 жыл бұрын
I think its intentional, it was marketed as being similar to sweat, which means that your body is going maintain its sodium balance after drinking that, thus reducing thristiness and chances of heart failure during workout due to sudden decrease in blood salinity.
@Doug_in_NC2 жыл бұрын
@@fsdds1488 I’m sure it was intentional. Sweat isn’t such a bad name in a foreign language for a drink like that, it’s just that “I drink sweat” just doesn’t work well in English.
@goombamike49444 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine spent a year teaching English in Japan and brought back a T-Shirt that read "Peanut Butter Motherfucker," which is glorious.
@peyuko59604 жыл бұрын
I want that T-shirt
@slavicblin81554 жыл бұрын
Peyuko Yes please!! Hahaha. Update us if you find it!
@SoulSociety54 жыл бұрын
I need this shirt
@123GOHANZ4 жыл бұрын
That’s actually pretty cool. I’d definitely get it too
@michaelleon15234 жыл бұрын
what a business boy....
@Jahzilla.3 жыл бұрын
Got shirt in China that says "Live in such a way you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot". Words of wisdom.
@BJGvideos3 жыл бұрын
I assume they mean so it wouldn't tattle on you but damn I'd feel bad. My parrot trusts me!
@voiceoreason98843 жыл бұрын
@@BJGvideos Right, I wouldn't want to be the person who abandons their parrot.
@lindafelixporter5653 жыл бұрын
Extremity of luxury...my dying wrish
@lindzmiester96983 жыл бұрын
I think Confucius once said that
@charstringetje3 жыл бұрын
Whatever your parrot says can and will be held against you in a court of law. And will reflect on your social score.
@brianh93582 жыл бұрын
Here are a few I saw: "Slip Carefully" on a sign put on a wet floor. "Erection in Progress" on a construction site sign. "Precise Dwarf Bravery" on a t-shirt "Religion Free DVD Player" I think they meant region free "Ladies and Men. Toilet time is divided. Do not make a mistake"
@JustinK02 жыл бұрын
erecting a statue, to raise it up/stand it up. The sign would make sense if it said "erection in progress"
@ABoxIsMyHome2 жыл бұрын
@@JustinK0 it’s not about that, it’s just not the appropriate use case
@irenemax35742 жыл бұрын
@@JustinK0 Erection in Progress makes perfect sense and is entirely correct.
@weirdstonk7292 жыл бұрын
The second one does make sense, it's just not a very suitable way of wording it but it's still funny as fuck
@HZ-fg9sf2 жыл бұрын
Slip carefully and erection in progress are pretty common but always hilarious. Like at an international airport restrooms, there was a sign that said, "Please be careful to fall." 🤣
@Iggy892 жыл бұрын
I love these, my wife is Chinese and they do the same thing in China. My mother in law had a jacket that had `DEAD INSIDE` written on it in huge letters. That really cracked me up. Or the `no tossing` signs in malls are also priceless. Just makes me smile every time haha.
@heddshot872 жыл бұрын
No tossing 😆😆😆 I imagine it being written on womens bathrooms
@raspberrybitch4299 Жыл бұрын
Dead inside makes a pretty sick TWD jacket tbh
@trappenweisseguy279 ай бұрын
“Dead inside” ??, send it to Malaria Trump 😂.
@ZachX8887 ай бұрын
@@raspberrybitch4299 When the Jacket reads "Don't Dead Open Inside".
@janebeckman34314 жыл бұрын
A friend shared this gem from a company orientation: "Some hand job training may be required."
@kakinlo34314 жыл бұрын
Sounds like working at soapland somewhere
@samuelbutton71854 жыл бұрын
I hope they're hiring trainers abroad
@eivricyokter65964 жыл бұрын
YOU ARE GREAT YOU ARE GOD YOU HAVE ENLIGHTENMENT !!
@Jordan-Ramses4 жыл бұрын
It is at Voight.
@Pagansong4 жыл бұрын
bet that made orientation really interesting!
@buscuitnaught30264 жыл бұрын
Chris Broad Physical age: 30 Mental age: angry and jaded 70 Sense of humour: 13
@nemanjaminic21974 жыл бұрын
It's a combination made in heaven, what more could you possibly wish for.
@MasterZiomekPL4 жыл бұрын
It melts in your mouth
@ultraseis4 жыл бұрын
He is like a magic.
@Pandabee114 жыл бұрын
Nah, he’s just English.
@gabri_maybe4 жыл бұрын
@@Pandabee11 or should I say... Engrish
@christinecameron16122 жыл бұрын
A book of phrases my dad saw in the 1980's had such gems as "The wine is good but the meat is spoiled" (the spirit is willing but the flesh is weak) and in the chapter on pick-up lines...."May I place my tongue between your lips" (so polite, oh my!)
@jonnie2bad11 ай бұрын
"May I place my tongue between your lips" sounds like a borat joke. May I place my tongue between your lips no BUT WHY NOT!!?
@maryb27982 жыл бұрын
I haven't been to Japan since 1992, and was so delighted to see that the marketing english was still going strong! Please don't ever change.
@TheFanalysisChannel4 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite English mishaps is a Chinese sign for a lawn that reads: "Do not disturb! Tiny grass is dreaming" which I just find strangely adorable!
@DragonRiderShiru4 жыл бұрын
I'm going to pretend that isn't a mishap and is just a very adorable sign choice
@Arc_Soma26394 жыл бұрын
Aaaawwww How cute
@jacquelineliu26414 жыл бұрын
That isn't a mistake. Many signs in China regarding lawns are like this, using personification to (hopefully) evoke people's empathy and make them not step on the grass.
@Beargio-cy3gg4 жыл бұрын
Your profile pic is adorable!
@upg51473 жыл бұрын
@@jacquelineliu2641 It would work on me
@leavelukealone4 жыл бұрын
I bought a notebook that has “THROBBING MORNING” on the front of it. Along with a picture of the Eiffel Tower.
@lovemagicfantastic4 жыл бұрын
I hope you have a throbbing morning!
@xaraxen4 жыл бұрын
We young men had that often
@monoperative4 жыл бұрын
If a punk band with that name doesn't exist somebody needs to start one.
@huntress10134 жыл бұрын
Oh god, you really made me laugh tears. Thank you.
@radiomandelbrot58684 жыл бұрын
omfg what a legendary discovery 😂
@LizzyLoves91 Жыл бұрын
I have listened to JPop most of my life and have become so accustomed to odd English phrases that it rarely phases me anymore. I often get asked, “Why do Japanese lyricists put English into their songs when they don’t really know the language”. This video confirmed what I have long suspected, “Because they think it sounds cool.”
@msptv62479 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Namie Amuro who doesn't speak English, but used to have tattoos that have weird grammar XD, and often sang in English LOL
@meltedangel8 ай бұрын
reminds me of that one lyric from candy candy by kyary pamyu pamyu
@kymyeoward3062 жыл бұрын
I recently had a CAT-scan at my local hospital. The huge machine was a well-known Japanese brand, with Pokemon instruction characters on a video screen and a young female voice giving instructions in English with a heavy Japanese accent. Apparently about when to hold my breath and when to breath again. I have a hearing loss (20%) but couldn't wear my hearing-aids during the procedure. I must have miss-understood them, as I held my breath throughout the 3 minute scan. When the injected contrast solution took effect, I couldn't hold it any longer - and shouted "Help". Where-upon a Code Blue alert was called and a team of doctors raced-in from the nearby Emergency Department. I was OK and went home later. The hospital is now reviewing their CAT-Scan procedures, to include prior briefings for patients - about how to handle the procedure and what to expect - without Pokemon characters with Japanese accents ! (Andrew (71) in Darwin Australia) .
@DaveS712 жыл бұрын
Seventy one yr old held breath for three minutes?
@SpeedKing.. Жыл бұрын
Wtf you ruined it without the pokemon characters 😡
@xXBisquitsXx Жыл бұрын
@@SpeedKing.. haha i have to say when i had a cat scan as a kid a think pokemon telling me what to do would have definitely helped my anxiety of being shoved in a relatively small metal tube as everyone leaves the room and hides behind a massive glass window.
@happycook673711 ай бұрын
Oh my! Glad you survived.
@shadesilverwing5924 жыл бұрын
in the early 90's Pepsi had a tough time selling its brand in Japan, they eventually found out the reason why. one of the old sayings in America was "Bring your soul to life" which in Japan and China translated to "Brings your ancestors back from the dead"
@jl.77394 жыл бұрын
That sounds like the caffeine in Pepsi is the strongest in the world.
@xaraxen4 жыл бұрын
They drinking Pepsi while at it I guess
@evaliravlr4 жыл бұрын
Shade Silverwing that's enticing...
@AliceTheNeko4 жыл бұрын
I'd buy the shit out of a soda with the slogan "Brings your ancestors back from the dead"
@christophermichael.w.75773 жыл бұрын
I would buy a product that promised to bring my ancestors back from the dead.I enjoy! the humor of things lost in translation.
@ikonen24903 жыл бұрын
My brother bought me a shirt from Japan that says: "Take your time. Dry a cat."
@larsstougaard70973 жыл бұрын
😄👍🐈
@bartonnink38963 жыл бұрын
Im guessing ya bro had in the back of his mind. That ya not getting the lady's aroused.
@chunkvader4732 жыл бұрын
Amazing
@spicybeantofu2 жыл бұрын
Well yeah you shouldnt let them run around after a bath wet
@abbyapacible48032 жыл бұрын
Hahaha.. awesome..
@marielee46432 жыл бұрын
My mum bought for me three shirts from a makeshift shop near my house. One shirt says " SAVAGE", another shirt says "REALIST" and the last one says "To be continued..." I still keep them to this day.
@zuzannawalas27262 жыл бұрын
It's the same with French language. I laughed a lot when travelling through Japan, looking at "french" stores names. They were always badly spelled or didn't actually mean anything. 😅
@holliswilliams84262 жыл бұрын
It's also the same with China and Spanish names. The famous one was noodles which were ''sabor polla'', which means ''cock flavoured''.
@eMMjunaYschion4 жыл бұрын
In Switzerland there are four official languages. They once sold butter that was correctly labeled in German and Italian and said "Swiss clarified butter", but the French translation said "Butter to fry the Swiss"
@joserubalcava904 жыл бұрын
Damn what did the swiss do to the french?😂
@lenitaa79384 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@SkepticalCaveman4 жыл бұрын
Mmm... fried Swisss....
@bebereyes55144 жыл бұрын
The french, fries!
@igorsmihailovs522 жыл бұрын
Well, the last verse of the French anthem goes well with this...
@AliceTheNeko4 жыл бұрын
My friend went to Japan and found a shirt that said "I do drugs" on it. That right there is how you get selected for a random search at the airport back home.
@tarkitarker08154 жыл бұрын
doesnt this nearly go as a court proof statement? i can imagine being locked up in jp for that :D
@mcplumpkin61913 жыл бұрын
@@tarkitarker0815 you could go in jail for that :D
@LudaChez3 жыл бұрын
@@mcplumpkin6191 technically doing drugs is not illegal, possessing them is.
@malikfaisal4163 жыл бұрын
@@mcplumpkin6191 Airport in my country they have a sign that warn about death penalty for whoever carry drugs into the country.
@filipbitala26243 жыл бұрын
I dunno man i have that in my supermarket too in my native language, in my country so i suppose its not that special
@meandlevlogs Жыл бұрын
Chris. We NEED A PART 2 of this video. Or make it a monthly series. This is one of my favorite of your videos.
@DJSkittles3652 жыл бұрын
"For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry." Ah yes, this quote has helped my neighbors and I. Not only did di they lose weight, but I also saved money by eating their food. Only trouble was, not trying to disturb them whilst they slept.
@icjs7513 Жыл бұрын
I like how the F in Food is uppercased.
@driveitlikeyastoleit553 жыл бұрын
My all time favorite has to be the package of jerk chicken which was labeled "Chicken Rude and Unreasonable."
@Z45HR42 жыл бұрын
I mean....was it wrong? 😆
@vaderladyl2 жыл бұрын
Literal translation.😂
@kenweller20322 жыл бұрын
Just another way to say "jerk"!!
@seanryan30202 жыл бұрын
Seems like a cautionary tale to me: If you act rude and unreasonable, you will end up as processed food.
@HZ-fg9sf2 жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣
@ashlynnomalley4 жыл бұрын
I bought a planner from daiso because the cover said "CHILL it's only chaos"
@amberyoung91624 жыл бұрын
The new motto for 2020.
@zaidenzakii27884 жыл бұрын
OMG I kind of want that. Can it be bought online? xD
@chocolatecookie93864 жыл бұрын
Thats so Zen :D
@dustindiaz94934 жыл бұрын
i want 3 of those
@ManJamLyn274 жыл бұрын
I got a bag from Daiso that said "good afternoon... AT ALL TIMES" and it brings a lot of joy
@Thomogon Жыл бұрын
I used google lens to translate the Super Dry kanji and it literally says "Bad weather company"
@SeanPat10019 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t trust Google translate. It’s pretty good for most things, but doesn’t have any clear understanding of every day Japanese. Then again maybe it’s everyday English it has trouble with. 😂 At any rate, I try Google translate every once in a while and together with my Japanese instructor try to figure out how they came up with that particular translation. The best one was a case where there was like half a screen of Japanese and the Google translation was completely empty. It used to be when Google hit something I didn’t understand it would translate it phonetically, but then a few years ago it just stopped translating things it didn’t understand. Here’s a fun thing to try. Translate something into whatever language you want to try from English using Google translate. Then copy the translation into Google translate and translate it back into English.😂
@thetraveler22248 ай бұрын
@@SeanPat1001Google translate is good for short things.
@Mothman_In_a_T-Pose2 жыл бұрын
10:43 “Is this a pen? No. This is a STAPLER” has the same energy as “This isn’t a song, it’s a sandwich”. I now have Psychostick running through my head like an abandoned lamb.
@toxicbuffalo22692 жыл бұрын
Make sure to share the sandwich with the hungry to keep a slim figure
@iainexe48544 жыл бұрын
Chris, you've owned that shirt for quite a while now and we all know you've grown very attached to it. Admit it
@AbroadinJapan4 жыл бұрын
It's definitely the finest purchase I've made in 2020 so far.
@orkboy594 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I want one. It explains me perfectly.
@menmanamikaze18304 жыл бұрын
@@AbroadinJapan Chris, I'd like to see you wearing a shirt that reads ^ THE MAN THE LEGEND ▾ yes it's a thing
@juho68774 жыл бұрын
Years ago Chris read "Are you aware of your own defect?" in a Japanese textbook. I think this shirt is an answer to that question. "Ha! Take that, you textbook! I has high functionality!"
@jeremyking95594 жыл бұрын
@@AbroadinJapan Chris, I need this shirt. Can you hook us up with a link to buy it online?????
@LachFlex4 жыл бұрын
"As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands." Can't fault the English there >
@jl.77394 жыл бұрын
Pornhub lifehack. I laughed out loud.
@silvius36184 жыл бұрын
@@jl.7739 Sarcasm , never gets old :D
@PGariano4 жыл бұрын
The people who wrote that text want to be redeemed. The second redeem is a cry for help XP
@joaco_rinco11364 жыл бұрын
Isn't that an Audrey Hepburn quote, though? "As you grow older you discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others."
@LachFlex4 жыл бұрын
@@joaco_rinco1136 hahaha oh you're right. Now it kind of makes sense. So good that they left the important part of the quote out 🤣
@EnglishMathTutor2 жыл бұрын
I'm wiping away tears, I'm laughing so hard. Sir, you are hilarious!
@HisameArtwork2 жыл бұрын
I always love it when non english speakers walk around with shirts saying "slut" and other offensive words, it's clear they were to lazy to even do a google image search. I bought some pajamas from Lidl with kanji on it. I went through a whole damn dictionary to make sure it actually meant "calm like a river " and not something else, even if I'd never wear those clothes in public.
@lauraw25262 жыл бұрын
Lol... reminds me of t-shirts I saw sold in Africa. You'd see little kids walking around with some of the filthiest phrases in English... a bit uncomfortable but no way would I tell them what it meant.
@thedude1104 жыл бұрын
"As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands" Yes, I remember when I was 15 and I just had a terrible day at the basketball court. As I tried several times to make some shots with just one hand, I kept thinking to myself "man, I wish I had two hands like the other kids. I'd be making so many shots". Disappointed, I went home, holding the basketball under my arm while grabbing my backpack with my hand. I came to the door, put everything down and grabbed my keys in my pocket. Weird. The lights were out, but usually at this time either my mom or dad would already be home. I shrugged and turned the key. As the door creaked, I heard some noise come from inside the house. I couldn't quite place what the sound was. Whispers maybe? I tried to find the switch with my hand and nervously cried out "hello?". Once I reached the switch, the lights were on, even though I didn't press it. To my surprise, all my friends and family were there and in unison they yelled "surprise!". I was in complete shock. I mean, it was only August, my birthday wasn't until 4 months. There were balloons, cake, everyone was dressed so nicely whereas I was a complete sweaty slob coming from the court. They hugged me with big smiles on their faces as my face showed confusion. Behind them, a gigantic banner rolled down to show the words "CONGRATS, YOU HAVE TWO HANDS!". And suddenly it all came to me. I had heard about that, my parents always told me my body would change with puberty, but I'd never expected that I'd get an extra hand. The world of possibilities flashed in front of my eyes. I wasn't gonna suck so much playing basketball or even videogames! Typing on a keyboard was going to be smooth sailing now. Even now, as I write this, my eyes water as I remember my Hand Reveal Party. It's such a special moment in any kids life.
@olitesla58914 жыл бұрын
Respect
@kausthita114 жыл бұрын
Why is this such a great anime plot? 😂
@jenniferstine85673 жыл бұрын
You and I have the same sense of humor. Love this a lot.
@OnlyEpicEmber3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I too remember my hand reveal party. All my friends and family were there, the ones who'd already had their reveal parties, at least. Can't bring a younger child of course, it would just be unfair since they haven't yet discovered their second hand. What a great time.
@Oxyenless3 жыл бұрын
Dude make a book already
@JunoNow4 жыл бұрын
There's a sign in my sharehouse here in Japan that says: "In under no circumstances are pets prohibited" LOL
@dorro48134 жыл бұрын
Jennifer Dutra That’s lovely
@kuniosaiki4 жыл бұрын
So technically you’re allowed pets, I would so take the piss out of this technicality.
@EanaHufwe4 жыл бұрын
@Colin Deal Logically speaking, it’s not required to have a pet, it’s just _not prohibited_ - _prohibitied in under no circumstances_ that is.
@hamstersdailylife49384 жыл бұрын
Aww they were doing so well until the last word XD
@nuggywaggy58694 жыл бұрын
How many cats do you have?
@Tempestlrd2 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant, I lived in Japan 30 years ago and saw signs that said things like "I feel coke" but I could never explain it to my friends and family (when I got home) in a way that made sense until now. Making the popcorn and sending out the invitations.
@hasnaananto Жыл бұрын
I got sad when this video ended. Most entertaining content I’ve seen in a while
@LoneWolf-lk3gt3 жыл бұрын
"Fuckin sale!" Well, they made it quite obvious that it was a sale, didn't they.
@WhuDhat3 жыл бұрын
That one was too good, I wish natsuki could've seen it, I'm sure he in particular would have appreciated it
@stephanc61382 жыл бұрын
... as long as its not in a red light district. 😆
@hammanbanjiram16112 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Randomsmith772 жыл бұрын
Effective marketing though
@stefanfrankel81572 жыл бұрын
@@stephanc6138 Good one! For the love of meatballs at the ballpark!
@justatinyhalfling4 жыл бұрын
In quarantine there's no tour across Japan or love hotels, there's just Chris and his humour, and that's good enough for me.
@Alex-fv2qs4 жыл бұрын
And bullet trains
@alexcarter88074 жыл бұрын
Man this has me really wanting to go to Daiso and pick up some oddly-named things, then to Mitsuwa Marketplace for a bento to eat while watching sumo on the telly, but can't because of the rona.
@julianlim61084 жыл бұрын
@@Alex-fv2qs cue dramatic sound effect
@JapaneseDojo4 жыл бұрын
alex carter I don’t even have any Mitsuwa and Daiso near me, but wish I can go those stores! I miss Japan as much as these crazy Eng-Rish 😂...
@jenniferstine85673 жыл бұрын
The dollar stores in the US tend to be able to sell so cheaply because of errors or coming from other countries that even Carmen Sandiego never heard of. We were given a picture frame that said, "My cat's ❤ me." There shouldn't be any punctuation. We scraped it off. A friend was reading to us poorly translated instructions. It had things like, "If it would please be turning clockwise." It was like the thing was sentient. At least the directions were polite and made some sense.
@Andy_Pandy2000 Жыл бұрын
The problem is often using the wrong collocations. For example “ the extremity of luxury “ should be “ the lap of luxury “.
@iantaakalla818010 ай бұрын
Yeah, the chunky meat thing was surprisingly understandable. It sounded like meat that was indescribably good.
@vasilebandila25022 жыл бұрын
How about this: in UK a grocery stores chain used to put "Need help? Ask a member of the staff" on the shelves under the prices. Also in the condoms area.
@AbstinentiaX4 жыл бұрын
My personal favourite: “You can’t drink all day If you don’t start in the morning making your friends and family more interesting.”
@entrcpy4 жыл бұрын
Paul Meyer well, it’s not wrong.
@andrewcgs4 жыл бұрын
Is this a haiku?
@malehumanperson79014 жыл бұрын
I endorse this message.
@superrad16594 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that actually sounds about right. Correct engrish traslation #1.
@min-magicks4 жыл бұрын
I think we just learned a lot about whoever wrote these with this one....
@chalphon49074 жыл бұрын
I lived in China for a while, my favourite Chinglish translations are: 1. A supermarket that in Chinese was called "Local supermarket with home grown food". In the English translation it said "Local special product supermarket soil yourself". 2. On a reastaurant menue they had locally grown mushrooms, English translation "local bacteria". 3. On a sign entering a park it was written in Chinese "making fires in the park are prohibited", the English translation "don't catch on fire!".
@ciganyweaverandherperiwink62934 жыл бұрын
The google translate camera app is too funny, I play on it like it's a game for ages, just walking around filming stuff in my house then pausing it to read. Apparently my Korean noodle dinner was comprised mainly of 'sewerage water'. The most underrated app. :D
@orlandotouristtraps74104 жыл бұрын
I like the sign on the shop that read. Bikinis for women and men.
@beacastillo-yamashita89084 жыл бұрын
I always love the comments section on Chris' videos but this comment's my favourite so far 😂😂😂
@lessemo4 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair, dont catch on fire is a good advice
@rida96394 жыл бұрын
*Local bacteria* LET'S GOO
@EricDuhamel2 жыл бұрын
I went to Japan in 2019 and, as a French, I picked a lot of misuses of the language. We call it "franponais"; contraction of "français" (French) and "japonais" (Japanese).
@LikaLaruku2 жыл бұрын
Narwhal: "Moist with me." AiJ: "I'll do no such thing."
@JokenJoestar4 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking down the street in London with a shirt saying "has high functionality" with that amazing "let's adventure" hat
@AbroadinJapan4 жыл бұрын
You'd take London by storm.
@burnzy32104 жыл бұрын
@@AbroadinJapan i've been walking my high functionality through london for years but nobody ever noticed :(
@JokenJoestar4 жыл бұрын
@@burnzy3210 you need to have it *special everyday*
@blimeyjoe2534 жыл бұрын
i genuinely wanna find it online now
@burnzy32104 жыл бұрын
@@JokenJoestar dang!
@Janelou424 жыл бұрын
I bought a Deodorant that talked to me like a therapist, and yes this whole paragraph was on the front: We try to have an enjoyable time but it doesn't always work that way. There are times when you accidently get stuck into incidents that isn't your fault. You are likely to encounter into these incidents when you become older. You can be positive if you experience joyfulness and happiness in your everyday lives. I hope you have a wonderful day.
@alwaysdisputin99304 жыл бұрын
ok so the plan is: 1) become happy & then 2) be positive finally: 3) let a child run his fingers through my hair
@nataliekate21764 жыл бұрын
The wonderful day part is low key sorta cute 😂💜
@boink86534 жыл бұрын
I needed to read this today
@Hakajin4 жыл бұрын
I mean, hey, if you're seeing these messages every day...
@SHELBYGT6454 жыл бұрын
lowkey THO WHY DONT WE HAVE NICE MESSAGES LIKE THAT
@merla692 Жыл бұрын
Omg that cutting board is hilarious. Bellow the English sentences they translated it into Portuguese and it actually makes sense. How did they get the Portuguese right but the English wrong? 😂😂
@stiffels0ear11 ай бұрын
ナイススティックは70年代からある古いパッケージのまま残るパンです。私は大好きです。
@ShirubaGamer3 жыл бұрын
"As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands." *looks down* Well I'll be damned.
@innocentbystander33173 жыл бұрын
As you get even older, you will discover that you also have two feet.
@ShirubaGamer3 жыл бұрын
@@innocentbystander3317 I'm afraid to look.
@innocentbystander33173 жыл бұрын
@@ShirubaGamer Try not to think about it, sorry I said anything... I'm discovering we have two of a lot of things, I don't see an end to this.
@ccricers2 жыл бұрын
People probably discover their hands when they get stoned too
@peterbelanger40942 жыл бұрын
That's a conspiracy theory. You science denier.
@katier97254 жыл бұрын
I saw a t-shirt with music notes and the text: "Make some noise, crap your hands." Yeeeeah...
@GodisgudAQW4 жыл бұрын
+
@rachelhinkley55954 жыл бұрын
hahaha brilliant!
@donchan3274 жыл бұрын
yikes
@olitesla58914 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@OlivierDALET4 ай бұрын
I rove it
@wigger72602 жыл бұрын
Haven't laughed so much because of a KZfaq vid, the nicestick bit absolutely killed me😂
@bb_lz97902 жыл бұрын
Also completely! Many years ago at work, we'd enjoy technical documents sent to us by our Asian customers. The accompanying sales brochures were typical loaded with gems like you shared here. The one that stuck with us and was reused over the years was the summarizing statement "Also completely".
@czechoutboom15974 жыл бұрын
"Is this Krusty Krab?" "No. This is a STAPLER."
@ingamesniperr4 жыл бұрын
“Baked in brown”
@madiantin4 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I read that in Patrick's voice. =D
@dorro48134 жыл бұрын
InGameSniperr it reminded me of the song, “Safe and sound”
@deathprism60724 жыл бұрын
because Japan doesn't have "L" like we have in romaji. Living in Japan I found a shirt that had glow in the dark print. they claimed on a tag it had the ability to "grow in the dark"
@YEBISU384 жыл бұрын
I bet the shirt had a picture of bean sprouts on it.
@ashleyhood74794 жыл бұрын
You should get your money back!
@deathprism60724 жыл бұрын
It's a shirt from akihabara with an Anime character. The sheer disappointment of sitting in the dark with a shirt exactly the same size as before was the lowest point of my life.
@ashleyhood74794 жыл бұрын
Deathprism lolol
@TrimeshSZ4 жыл бұрын
The kana sound that's normally transliterated as "R" in Japanese is really sort of intermediate between the "R" and "L" sounds in English. So when transliterating English in to kana you both sounds get mapped to the same representation - so the word "robot" becomes "ロボット“ (ROBOTTO) and "London" becomes "ロンドン” (RONDON) - but this is a transformation that loses information and when going the other way you have to infer the correct letter to use in English. This is how you end up with things like "Eric Crapton" and "Quarity".
@randomcow5052 жыл бұрын
man, I just realised how close this guys humour is to ashens I would kill for a ashens and abroad in japan colab video
@murphy67002 жыл бұрын
You're right about the tatoos. I've heard some hilarious mistakes by customers who bring in their own kanji and it's horribly wrong. The tatoo artists just put on what they're given.
@TheFlashman4 жыл бұрын
"As you grow older you'll discover you have two hands" is the first part of a longer quote attributed to Audrey Hepburn. The whole quote reads, "As you grow older you'll discover you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others."
@ajlahasanbasic4 жыл бұрын
Ooooooooh. Thanks for clarifying that one. :o
@alwaysdisputin99304 жыл бұрын
At 11:30 Business Boy is holding the bag upside-down - this is because in England everything is upside-down compared to, on the other side of the globe, Japan and we can see that in fact it says: As you grow older you'll discover that you have two hands, [in much bigger font:] one for helping yourself [in much bigger font:] the other for helping others
@alwaysdisputin99304 жыл бұрын
It seems everything on the bag is from a poem by American TV host & writer Sam Levenson called Time Tested Beauty Tips _“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. _ _For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. _ _For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. _ _For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day. _ _For poise, walk with the knowledge you’ll never walk alone. _ _People even more than things have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed and redeemed and redeemed; never throw out anybody._ _Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you’ll find one at the end of your arm._ _As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands: one for helping yourself, the other for helping others._ _The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. _ _ The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!_"
@bluerexplaysgames7224 жыл бұрын
@@alwaysdisputin9930 Fair enough, but I still imagine it'd be frowned upon to find children randomly for your self-care regimen even if you do use the poem as evidence in your court hearing.
@_tsu_4 жыл бұрын
i prefer not to know the context. the randomness adds humour but thanks anyway
@RyotarosJapan4 жыл бұрын
What are you on about? You always wanted an amateur housewife in your kitchen.
@BeanPipp4 жыл бұрын
I volunteer as tribute!
@amnottabs4 жыл бұрын
with a multipurpose knife? totally a yandere setup there
@wd40addict4 жыл бұрын
Nice KZfaq channel Rysottoro
@AD-kv9kj4 жыл бұрын
Risottoro gegging in on the likes like a good business boy.
@matthewfernandez26984 жыл бұрын
Shots fired
@natisek1232 жыл бұрын
I was this person who typed "abroad in Japan" in the search everytime and after seeing like 10 videos I realized I could subscribe 😂🙏 It was the best decision of the month!
@kimberlypatton96342 жыл бұрын
Very wonderful! I do enjoy these "mistakes in translation" videos! Especially when they are accompanied by a generous dose of irascible British humor! (Or "humour" as you will!)
@user-qm3ow3yb1o3 жыл бұрын
"Jindianajones" is actually a made-up word, which combines “Jin Katagiri (the man wearing glasses) ” and “ Indiana Jones”. Jin Katagiri is an sculptor. Anyway, I really enjoy your video!
@t111ran33 жыл бұрын
That's really clever and funny!
@phileo_ss3 жыл бұрын
I know of Katagiri more as a comedian who used to work with Kentaro Kobayashi as "Ramens".
@brianhebert61522 ай бұрын
@@phileo_ss Well it seems Japanese celebrities have a "renaissance man" thing going on (like how Beat Takeshi is a film director, a variety show host, and made an infamous video game)
@kabukiwookie4 жыл бұрын
I remember the last time I went to Japan to visit my mums family, one of my cousins was wearing a shirt that said in big bold letters across her chest "I f*ck everything!!!" They didn't understand why I couldn't stop laughing at this.
@AutisticRPGer4 жыл бұрын
Did you eventually explain what it actually said? What was their reaction if you did?
@MJ-uk6lu3 жыл бұрын
@@AutisticRPGer I'm curious about this too
@scratchy9963 жыл бұрын
I'm from Eastern Europe and we also have Engrish clothes with funny/rude stuff on them, and people don't understand them. It's always funny to see mothers by clothes for their little children with things like "Flaming F*ck" on them.
@andreeaturcan12243 жыл бұрын
@@scratchy996 i am from eastern europe as well qnd i just remembered regarding your comment that my mom, who doesnt know english, got a t-shirt and it was sayin holy shit and had a kawaii poo on it=))))))) they sell this things very cheap so people usually dont care what is on it only after they bought it
@s888r2 жыл бұрын
I hurt my tummy reading this one.
@ronnyrdavies19722 жыл бұрын
Thank you you tube algorithm Loving this and subscribed Glasgow, Scotland
@vaderladyl2 жыл бұрын
I had seen things taken from English to Spanish and vice versa that makes me go "No, they didn't", too. I have a Japanese/Korean friend that says young people love English words so much, they don't even care if they are used in the proper context or not, it is a novelty for them and use them without really knowing the meanings.
@joreanshibuno73654 жыл бұрын
" Laugh, and the world laughs with you: weep, and you weep alone. CREATIVE STORAGE " - from my small box I bought in japan
@Izinaima4 жыл бұрын
Wow...
@bluejokelpie10444 жыл бұрын
That's actually really funny advertising. It's a quote from the movie OLDBOY in which the protagonist is imprisoned in a small room for 15 years without knowing why. In this room is a painting of an old man that reads "laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and you weep alone." Quite macabre to advertise small boxes like that but funny nonetheless. It's like the almost thought about it.
@aydidchow75234 жыл бұрын
This one hurt
@lizquin66884 жыл бұрын
Wow, now that's depressing.
@keymatrix3 жыл бұрын
That's from a 19th century English poem by Ella Wheeler Wilcox: Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth But has trouble enough of its own CREATIVE STORAGE
@Natttttttttt3 жыл бұрын
“Moist with me”? I’ll do no such thing! 💀 💀 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marielee46432 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Moist Diane shampoo!
@randolph19172 жыл бұрын
This video was so freaking funny, i couldnt stop laughing, my belly and cheeks hurt from the work out!!! 🙌 😂 Thanks for sharing man
@Hollie09812 жыл бұрын
So excited. As this was posted nearly two years ago, I don't have to go to the cinema to see Jindiana Jones!
@Zeresrail3 жыл бұрын
When I was in Japan, in an airbnb in Kyoto, we had a sign that said "Please disturb the neighborhood" - we were supposed to keep quiet in a residential area :p
@sharpfang2 жыл бұрын
You were supposed to turb the neighborhood?
@cooleddie14382 жыл бұрын
@@sharpfang Hey what would you do if a girl took A 💩 in your hand?
@svt83762 жыл бұрын
I think it was a dare.
@Ryoko0072 жыл бұрын
😄😄
@Krystal_Kitty72 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@samsonite14644 жыл бұрын
I saw a t-shirt with the print: “GO TO IT! MIGRATORY BEAR. GO TO IT!” Still wondering what that was meant to mean...
@babygorl95413 жыл бұрын
well, it sure is motivating!
@ernitm66923 жыл бұрын
I think they mean something like "let's move forward!"
@heatherbrenner82753 жыл бұрын
I would wear that everywhere lmao. i have been sitting here laughing at this comment section for far too long now.
@111111hakar3 жыл бұрын
Padington maybe?
@FroggerbobT3 жыл бұрын
If you'd ever seen a migratory bear, you'd understand. It's really quite deep.
@ZachX8887 ай бұрын
You're forgetting the beloved Japanese Nintendo DS touch-screen dictionary game, Touch DIC. Yes, that is what they actually called it.
@Laura-nx4wj Жыл бұрын
Oh my word, I laughed all the way through 😂
@finalbreath153 жыл бұрын
"Is this a pen? No. It's a stapler." Probably the funniest Japanese marketing I have ever seen in my life.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Naaah, my favourite is still the one in the english coursebook. A: "Is that a dog?" B: "No, that's Susan."
@sphygo4 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure what you are talking about, Nasus is a dog
@dranez3054 жыл бұрын
No, this is Patrick
@5H4D0W_60D4 жыл бұрын
*_No, that's Nina._*
@marknasri80764 жыл бұрын
@@sphygo wrong, Nasus is a God.
@AuntyLaniLee2 жыл бұрын
You are so funny! I have been to Japan often. I am also stunned by their English advertisements. In Shibuya I saw a clothing store that had Anorexia in its name. Book Off is one of my favorites. I love Japan, I have many friends there and look forward to returning. Subscribing to you channel will certainly brighten my day. Japanese tv is unitentionally one of my favorite pastimes, their game shows are brutal. Can't wait to see what else you can come up with.
@a_literal_brick2 жыл бұрын
They do this in the US too. They slap random Japanese text on stuff to make it look exotic
@OngoingDiscovery4 жыл бұрын
it should be written "Soy Sauce: Reckoning of the Cream Cheese". Its the third entry in the much accleaimed Soy Sauce franchise.
@Lance06Evo4 жыл бұрын
It sounds like a Tolkien Movie, at least that was my impression when I heard him spelling it XDD
@MT-nl7hh4 жыл бұрын
When I was in Spain, I saw a moody man covered in tattoos walk passed me at the crossing. His black t-shirt said "私は美少女" (I am a beautiful girl). Still regret not taking a photo 🙈
@sk8_bort4 жыл бұрын
I would 100% wear that. That guy was cool AF.
@zomyaalt65654 жыл бұрын
"watashi wa bishoujo" for anyone thats learning kanji
@user-cc4bs5bi9i4 жыл бұрын
what from Superdry japanese actual words mean?
@Beleth4204 жыл бұрын
That would be funny to ware ironically tbh.
@Izinaima4 жыл бұрын
That is the reason he was moody! 👍🏻 👩🏼🦱
@borja10002 жыл бұрын
Very intersting video. I was left curious about how the actual japanese that accompanies those bizarre examples translate.
@susanwhittaker86519 күн бұрын
Chris, I am reading your book, at the moment and really enjoying it. . Despite not usually being much of a reader, so please take that as high praise. . I just wanted to tell you about some Engrish that I observed many years ago on a set of Swimming Arm Bands. The warning printed on them said :- 'The wording on this warning does not make sense'. Proceeded by a warning that 'did not make sense' ! I assume that they got an English speaker to translate from Japanese, and just printed the whole lot without having any idea what they were printing ! It makes my smile to this day despite being approx 35 + years ago.
@biancapinela43854 жыл бұрын
"As you grow older you will realize you have two hands." I will definitely use this when someone asks me to do sth they can totally do themselves.
@wackydue4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something someone stoned would say.
@picsi-software4 жыл бұрын
@@wackydue Nah they would say "You older as grow hands realise two got will have"
@mayaparamita22544 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@thedigiseviper13304 жыл бұрын
My favorite was a soap that said "Bathe F*cker" to this day I still can't find it again, but I want it to be my exclusive soap so if anybody finds it let me know.
@Rvk1a644 жыл бұрын
I tried to find it for you but all I got was porn 😂
@diamondminer814 жыл бұрын
@@Rvk1a64 Same, also, tf is "Japanese soap porn" ???
I looked as well and I turned safe search on so I could actually find it and all I got was one that says "fuck you" and one that says "gay bar" as well as "shit face" but sadly no "bathe fucker" maybe you could get one custom made or make one yourself
@SandraGarcia-jy8ml Жыл бұрын
Thank you for sharing. When I was in Japan I was so confused by their English marketing and though it was the funniest thing. Now it all makes sense!
@Tomodachi32310 ай бұрын
Japanese advertising in English is absolutely hilarious. This is a great vlog Chris. 👍😂
@ThoRCX4 жыл бұрын
"Before knowing, someone started caressing my hair." That's just a tagline from The Grudge.
@goji58874 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I was thinking too, definitely a reference to the Grudge haha
@Bippinpaul4 жыл бұрын
Exactly what i was thinking! lol
@agileknightwing4 жыл бұрын
Lol the grudge
@zarakikon63524 жыл бұрын
Sounds about right yeah 😆😆.
@neebs21154 жыл бұрын
Who can't honestly say they love the taste of nicestick.
@jzimmy71514 жыл бұрын
Jason Freddy 😳
@alexprus79534 жыл бұрын
It's nice
@Yoshi_green4 жыл бұрын
ngl i read that as incestick for a sec
@rheonotic4 жыл бұрын
I’ll take 2!
@AlexinCL4 жыл бұрын
the same people who say that black man it is a nice taste
@jesseworrell98539 ай бұрын
"It could be connected the PC" was the ambiguous message after a successful connection between a laptop and a PBX system...
@grahamdwells11 ай бұрын
I stayed at a hostel in Hiroshima and saw a sign that said "Please feel free to make use of the chambermaid." I spent all day looking for the chambermaid. I later saw the same wording as a meam so i guess it is a common translation issue probably with google translate's overly exact translations.
@JakeDogg-RIP4 жыл бұрын
If your first tattoo isn’t “Family Mart Chicken” then you’re a knob
@LilytheFrilly4 жыл бұрын
Honestly
@user-po2bo9hi8u4 жыл бұрын
ファミチキン
@NERGYStudios4 жыл бұрын
ファミチキis ライフ
@ZombieKayla4 жыл бұрын
Lol knob
@hitachicordoba4 жыл бұрын
"I'd eat a knob at night..." -- K. Pilkington
@Rebecca-bz6ph4 жыл бұрын
My favorite ever was my 5 year old student wearing a t-shirt with the words 'Mable's Whore House'
@orlandotouristtraps74104 жыл бұрын
Those are popular in Vegas. Including Mable's whore house parking stickers for your car.
@Asehpe4 жыл бұрын
@@orlandotouristtraps7410 Damn! Can I get one? In a 5-year-old size?
@cuac58694 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza48304 жыл бұрын
*shane dawson would like to know the 5 year old’s location*
@ranjanbiswas32333 жыл бұрын
Vegas thing
@truthtrumpsdumbness6382 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud , as I watched this on my own - your presentation is excellent - "Lie flat with exuberance"
@keikop68892 жыл бұрын
Thank you Chris your humor made me laugh out loud. Meow, meow ,meow, meow.
@mjkish4 жыл бұрын
"Moist with me" is totally my new favorite pick up line 😂
@AbroadinJapan4 жыл бұрын
Certainly another great line to use on Tinder. - Guaranteed results! (Albeit, not necessarily good ones).
@patrikhjorth32914 жыл бұрын
When I see something like that, I can't help but think that there must have been some kind of intelligible meaning behind it, that someone failed spectacularly to translate. If that really is the case, I wonder what they were trying to say?
@shaned70274 жыл бұрын
This is how Chris will survive his 30's, just waking up every morning and using that hat to give himself the self encouragement he needs, that he is indeed 'special everyday'.
@AbroadinJapan4 жыл бұрын
I keep it on my bedside table so I wake up gazing at the powerful motivational slogan.
@itwasmewasntit24484 жыл бұрын
@@AbroadinJapan And what of Hyde's drawing?
@TuxedoMasc4 жыл бұрын
@@AbroadinJapan My most beloved pencil pouch I bought from Daiso always gives me something to ponder when I see it. it reads, "Time flies, it all started with the big hand." Ah yes, such sweet poetry.
@Volundur956711 ай бұрын
I am a real sucker for Engrish. I have shirts and a glass tea class with a lid that says "Foliage" "Wish you happy every day" and has leaves all over it.
@kraziecatclady2 жыл бұрын
I spent a year living in South Korea and one of my favorite things to do if I got bored was to go to Uijeongbu and visit the underground markets to read all the weird things written in English on the clothing or look at other things for sale with strange English on them. I went on vacation to Japan for a week right before leaving South Korea. I remember seeing a similar trend with English in Japan although in Japan, the English still said strange things like you have pointed out in your video, but the phrases seemed more coherent albeit weird. The stuff in South Korea, often didn't make any sense at all. Just random English words sometimes in sentences that had little to do with the item or image above it. I'm still a little sad I didn't get to buy a few things in South Korea like the shirt with a cat on it that said, "Guess we are all going to hell now" below the image of the cat (the store was closed). One of my favorites said something about "Drink you later" or something like that. It was written in a heavy metal like font. They also sold a nice assortment of brimless baseball caps, short sleeve hoodies, and these zipper pants where the legs unzip, but instead of coming off to make shorts, the unzipped part would just dangle between your legs. I bought my daughter a hoodie that just says "Maybe" on the front of it and nothing else.
@Big-Wonka4 жыл бұрын
A few of my favorites when I was there. "No eating or dirnking" "No smorking" A guys jacket that read "Sunday you bastard"
@jl.77394 жыл бұрын
Hahahaaaa “Sunday you bastard” is priceless
@DanBennettUltra4 жыл бұрын
I want that jacket.
@lucasliam82384 жыл бұрын
くそやろ
@Big-Wonka4 жыл бұрын
@@jl.7739 Lol it was fantastic
@Big-Wonka4 жыл бұрын
@@DanBennettUltra Me too. He was crossing the street in Osaka near Dotonbori
@forcom54 жыл бұрын
“‘Moist with me?’ I’ll do no such thing.”
@Shiraanri4 жыл бұрын
Isaiah Stebbins loved it 🤣🤣
@TsukiKatana4 жыл бұрын
Clearly you have never heard of Justin Trudeau and his "Speaking Moistly"
@vyentro294 жыл бұрын
I need that on a shirt or something. I have no idea if I'd actually wear it. Lol.
@rotyler21774 жыл бұрын
Ok let's adventure then.
@JayHendricksWorld4 жыл бұрын
@@rotyler2177 Why not? Special everyday!
@cmyk8964 Жыл бұрын
“Nice Stick™” I mean, the French word for “stick” is “baguette” so just cross the Dover Strait and they’da been there