Joel: Are you ok? Lizzie: NO IM HUNG ON THE CEILING

This whole entire story is basically just about people trying to kill Lizzie

Personally I feel offended that Lizzie and Joel didn’t get Oscars for this award worthy performance.

Wait, 9 year olds can write stories this consistent, violent and… dramatic? That’s impressive in itself

"And just kissing for two minutes" (who has that kind of lung strength)

Man, everyone is knocking Lizzie out with a bat today.

Luke (Joel): *Explaining the kidnap plan* Lizzie: *Every passing second looks less and less passed out and more and more confused*

Lizzie: Luke’s my kind of guy Joel: *Nervous laugh intensifies*

This story was mostly about .....Hitting Lizze with bats....Kissing Lizzie....Lots of costumes changes....

He hit me with a bat. Lizzie: poor bat:( Me:what about you!!

Luke/Joel: Mackenzie hit her pretty hard in the head, she might have amnesia Lizzie: *looks up and nods*

Luke: throws unconscious body in dad's car Luke's Dad: This is fine

*Bananas...Lizzie's worst enemy*

*“I looked for houses in the middle of nowhere on google maps”* -Joel 2018

Oh my gosh, watching these in 2022 was so amazing! I was having a really rough day when I stumbled upon these videos a few months ago, and when I watched them, they made me feel a little piece of my childhood coming back to me. Thank you both for being absolutely amazing 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Me: hears this entire story Also me: I wonder would Joel break into random people’s houses just to save Lizzie?

who else cringes at every mention of Lizzie and Luke Kissing

*"He tied a banana"* --Lizzie 2018

This is way more fun than reading the actual wattpad fanfic myself 😂😅

Lizzie: “am I dumb now?!” Joel: “Of course.... not”😂

*How is Lizzie still alive?!?!*

“Lizzie are you okay?!” “I’m LITERALLY tied to a ceiling!”

You know it’s concerning when it’s on wattpad

Kevin: ties Lizzie up and assaults her Lizzie: "so anyways, he was kind of a jerk"

Joel slapping the air “There’s no need to act that out”

luke: *kisses lizzie* 0.01 seconds later also luke: *slaps lizzie*

5:30 Or maybe Lizzie didn't have time to revise because *she was tied to a ceiling*

11:12 Lizzie: actually Luke’s my kind of guy Joel: ahaha 😤😶☹️🥺 ( dying inside )

Joel: *yeets hat off his hat* Lizzie: *looks at him* Me: *laughing*

I’m kinda shipping Luke and Mackenzie right now

Lizzie: I fall to the ground, causing me to get a bloddy nose. Joel takes me to the nurse Me: what's the nurse gonna do give your an ice pack?! 😂

Lizzie is literally on everyone's kill list.

“It takes four hours bc he rides a tricycle” 😂😂😂😂

Lizzie: "He tied a banna in my mouth -" me: *W H E E Z E*

10:19 hmm reminds me of that scene in HP when Hermione be like: Before you come up with another plan to get us killed! Or worse...expelled!

Lizzie: “ He starts to punch and slap me- “ Joel: * Pretends to slap and punch her * Lizzie: “ There’s no need to do that “ Me: * laughing * Then randomly Lizzie: “ He ties a banana- * laughter * bandanna!” Me: * laughs and keeps replaying it till I get bored of it * 😂😂😂😂😂

Lizzie just gets prettier every time I see her! You 2 make the best couple!!!!

My friend mentioned someone called Kevin the other day and I literally shrieked.

Lizzie: *sees "Bandana"* Also Lizzie: "Is this "Banana?"

"She pushed me on the groud" *lizzy quickly changes "Uullll" 8:00

*Lizzie dead* Joel as Luke : Ya know Kevin well he is my cousin *Dead Lizzie* Huh? 8:58 - 9:05 I DIED

I LITTERLY DIED WHEN JOEL WORE THE FROG MASK

Watching this at midnight Joel's scream made me turn the volume all the way down Btw probably gonna have dreams about this fan fiction tonight

I can’t be the only one that forgets these videos exist, and then a couple months later I come back and watch them and love them all the same🤍

*he tied a banana* 😂

J-joel you have forever broken my ears 2:02

joel while screaming:ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ i ate a ringpop while writing this :D

This deserves a netflix series ...

When I saw Joel’s “Luke” costum, I cracked up

Joel: I know just who to call. Me: *Ghostbusters!*

10:10 this part is literally me. i had perfect attendance from 2nd grade to 7th. on the third to last day of school i got really sick in the morning even though i really wanted to go. all my friend texted me and instead of asking me if i was sick, they said ‘OH NO YOUR PERFECT ATTENDANCE’ i felt the same way

I have no words for what I just witnessed. Actually, I do have a few words: WHAT SCHOOL DO THEY GO TO?!?!?!

When Lizzie was talking about her perfect attendance I was thinking about when Ron said Hermione needs to sort out her priorities

"He tied a BANANA" 🤣 That might be a little hard!😂😂😂

I can’t believe it’s been 2 years! I remember waiting in between parts and reading the fanfic myself!

Lizzie: Luke kissed and and the pulls away and smiled. I’m confused Joel: *is confused* Lizzie: apparently luck is confused too

The last part where Lizzie was talking about the amazing kiss: Joel:Hello darkness mild friend😥

Lizzie is just a rag doll in this story. Can’t wait to see more!

9:35 LIZZIE’S FACE

Joel: JOELS CONFUSED WHAT IS HE DOING WITH MY GIRL

Lizzie looks so cute in those glasses.

Wow. Lizzie, everyone's kissing you and kidnapping you. This story is kinda confusing...

Questions i have: How is lizzie alive Who has a chain on the ceiling?!? Just two questions i guess??

Who else watched this when it first came out and is still watching it in quarantine!

Why Lizzie keeps getting hit with bats today dang must have a rough life xD

Take a shot of milk everytime they say kiss

Lizzie: "Some man with a mask comes in a says," Joel: *turns into gecko man*

Omg y’all should really tell more stories! Y’all are such good story tellers!

Can you guys read the rest, it is a long story, and the person is still writing it, I liked it!!! 🐼♥️

(Just to be clear, I wasn't looking at the screen while this happened) Lizzie: Kevin comes downstairs. (Ad pops up and Miranda starts talking) Me: Kevin's MIRANDA?!?!?!?!?!?

I died with laughter so many times When they were pretending to be kissing When joel was gonan punch pizzie and she said we didnt need to act that out When joel was screaming all times And when lizzie was miss mabel When mackenzie pushed lizzie fell back on her chair and when she fell on her chair because mackenzie hit her with a bat And when lizzie was pretending to be mackenzie and kissed joel When she said not my perfect attendance

I’m glad someone finally called the police in this whole mess

The way they look at each other! 😍😍

When joel screamed My ears hurt sooooo bad!!!(Headphone users be aware)

8:40 - Yes, let me take.this time to explain my entire evil plan

Lizzie: oh you know Luke's kinda my type of guy Joel: **awkward laugh**

When luke went to the store on his tricycle I died😂

joel: i made dinner for lizzie lizzie: it better be my favorite joel: (whisper) KFC! hahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahaa

Joel: I screamed! *screams * My ears: DEAD.

I turned subtitles on and I really regret it. “He tied a bad daddy over my mouth.” 💀💀💀💀 3:06

Oof, Lizzie, you're really going through the wars today, aren't you?? xD

5:35 its offical... lizzie is the best teacher in the world.

Luke:” you know Kevin, well he is my cousin!” Lizzies reaction😂😂

Ok but everytime they hug is SO FRICKIN CUTE

Joel at the start: I’m Joel and I’m coooool next episode... Joel *screams like girl* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

When Lizzie said Banana I was laughing for the rest of the video 😂 I love when #Jizzie upload together ❤❤❤

LIZZIES FACE WHEN JOEL SAYS " KEVIN IS MY COUSIN" KILLED ME

Joel: Ugh there goes Lizzie’s perfect attendance 🙄 Lizzie: nooo not my perfect attendance. Lizzie and Joel 2018

yoU GUYS ARE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE IM CRYING WHAT

Why does everyone kidnap Lizzy

11:55 Lizzie’s like, “So i tutored you for nothing?”

It was so cute when they just quickly made eye-contact at the end of the recap!

12:55 lizzie says:Is that true? with the most british accent I've ever heard xD!

"Acting out" *this should be interesting*

The timings are so precise

Joel: i see a pool of blood Lizzie : Wut? Joel: i screamed so loud Lizzie points to joel Joel: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

“*he tied a banana*” ** slow claps** OMG WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LIKES THANK YOU 💞💞

Who remembers that mask like if do👍

When Luke said Kevin was his cousin, I was like: OMG THE TEAAA SIS

Lukes pov is basically just joel dressed up as him and lizzie in the background, checking if she can get up from being unconscious😂