The bar owner is the only winner with those four nations represented in a session.
@joshuamonk62453 ай бұрын
This holiday is always ruff for me. I lost a childhood friend in Iraq. His name was Lance Corporal Bryan Kelly. He was 24.
@Rekhan42423 ай бұрын
I'm sorry to hear that
@joshuamonk62453 ай бұрын
@@Rekhan4242 he was EOD. While on patrol one day a roadside IED went off. He didn't make it.
@timothyferrelli82743 ай бұрын
*Salute*
@TOb-yj4pl3 ай бұрын
I understand. I try to do something family oriented on Memorial Day. Went fishing with kids for 3 hours. If you do things like that, or spend time reflecting on life, it takes the edge off. You are doing it in honor of them and their memory. It helps me, at least. Take care.
@joshuamonk62453 ай бұрын
@@TOb-yj4pl my daughter and I got a kitten a few days ago. Taking care of him has been great at keeping me distracted.
@theshadyprotector84123 ай бұрын
Story #1: I need to tell you about this new species that was recently discovered because I seem to have accidentally left jar lid off of the galactic specimen jar. Story #2: It doesn't matter where you're from, if you drink enough you'll be welcome here soon enough.
@ironwolfF13 ай бұрын
Story #1 ..... and the galaxy let out a collective...ROT ROH! Story #2 ..... never challenge xenos who 'home brew' their own variety of ethanol for amusement.
@janet64213 ай бұрын
Yeah, when buying booze gets too expensive, just make your own. You don't even need to buy more yeast each time if you maintain the culture. That might be why prohibition failed.
@davethompson33263 ай бұрын
I knew a Glaswegian whose job began to take him around the Scottish Isles. This bugger could cheerfully clear 25 pints of decent beer a night and finish off with "a few whiskeys" He soon realised he was at the adults table after getting thoroughly rinsed when he drank their local "products".
@ihtfp013 ай бұрын
To paraphrase Captain Kirk, "Before you know it, the humans will be coming for a piece of our action...."
@zacharyr6663 ай бұрын
Is Kirk not human? More like - "Before you know it, the humans will be coming for a piece of your action...." Or to exactly quote Captain Quagmire - "Giggity"
@julonkrutor46493 ай бұрын
Scotland vs Irish vs German vs Russian ... depending from WHERE in Germany the German is - i say its a tie between Russia and Germany ... if he is from the coast. I never saw someone outdrink a coast german aka a Wrise. The Scot ans Irish would be tied for 2nd place.
@lordlossthedead3 ай бұрын
*laughs in Canadian*
@erikbergqvist832 ай бұрын
Must be the swede in his blood :D
@anathardayaldar3 ай бұрын
Story 1 Epilogue: The speaker's presentation was interrupted by someone clearing their throat. From the back of the room, the human appeared and said "Too late. We are already here."
@SpiritWolf19663 ай бұрын
I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos
@victortahlor40383 ай бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@Alex.H.B.1970something3 ай бұрын
Well, If you are daft enough to challenge a Celt to a drinking contest 😂. Most Glaswegians are weaned on Buckfast Tonic Wine 😂
@ronniemaclaine52343 ай бұрын
If a person in Florida who's used to the Floridian weather goes to Alaska and experiences Alaskan weather is not adapting they're throwing a whole lot of clothes on themselves. Humans don't adapt to -40 ° f what they do is find a whole lot of clothes to cover themselves up so they don't die.
@ombrepourpre75623 ай бұрын
HFY are fun... When it's at last more or less exact, believable or we'll done. It's not one off this 😑
@ronniemaclaine52343 ай бұрын
@@ombrepourpre7562 Good enough. I mean we really are are just doing this, so humans F. ..k ya. So yeah I get it.
@truekurayami3 ай бұрын
@@ronniemaclaine5234 In all fairness putting cloths on for colder temperatures is an adaptation, its a technological one not a physical one as what was presented in how the xeno would need to adapt.
@ronniemaclaine52343 ай бұрын
@@truekurayami I can understand how you see it that way because a fox does not suddenly go hey you give me your fur so I can be warmer in this climate. Only humans do that.They go around and go wow it's cold I think it will kill this bear and then use his skin to make me warmer. So.. in conclusion, you're probably right.
@AeronHale3 ай бұрын
Tell that to the freaks in Alaska who run around in that with no more on than basic clothing. As a former Alaskan trust me they exist and they scare the rest of us!
@techristopher80773 ай бұрын
Marvelous presentation as always
@robertstoneking79162 ай бұрын
Alien classed bagpipes as a weapon of mass destruction.
@malcolmanderson67353 ай бұрын
18 shots of whisky? Over how long a period of time? That seems like a 2-3x times the amount that will mess up most people.
@Terran.Marine.23 ай бұрын
Artistic license. Although, some work environments (in the past) were so poisonous, that less poisonous substances (ethanol and water) as a catalyst to process out the worse toxin. Ethelene glycol (a sugar alcohol laboratory creation) comes to mind.
@Shadowlurkering3 ай бұрын
Depends on the person, long time binge drinkers can have limits far above normal standards. Alcoholics can have even higher limits. Some people are done with one while others will drink all night and not have a hangover.
@glennedwards14493 ай бұрын
I have to say this is my favourite channel for sci-fi narrated stories in terms of picked content narration quality and sheer consistency it is obvious a lot of hard work and talent goes into it thank you.
@Shadow.Dragon3 ай бұрын
Great stories; Excellent narration! Never challenge a human either to leave a piece of advance tech alone or to a drinking contest! LOL!!!
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser12333 ай бұрын
humans had some sort of competition .. here is the famous HFY Understatement :)
@mackenziedrake3 ай бұрын
Interesting stories, well narrated and enhanced.
@Kualinar3 ай бұрын
Story 1. WHAT !?!? You lost a probe to a specie adept at reverse engineering unknown technology ? Thank for the warning, we didn't need such a fast evolving and crafting specie among us, but we'll have one all to soon. Story 2. A drinking contest with a Scots man, a Russian, an Irish man and a German ? Poor Norsh of the Clistoproan and his liver or equivalent...
@feldamar23 ай бұрын
Just to give a REAL shock to everyone. Humans live, survive and even THRIVE in temperature swings greater than freezing to boiling water. Granted, we huddle down during the extreme bits...but we survive, don't we? -90c is the coldest temperature on earth to +56c for the hottest. 146C swing is a heck of a lot. There's a reason why sweating and tools to make fur coats is considered OP.
@boelwerkr3 ай бұрын
-90°C hard to believe CO2 freezes at -78°C it would be snowing CO2 at that temperature...
@feldamar23 ай бұрын
@@boelwerkr Yeah. That's an EXTREME for sure. We don't really live at those temperatures. We could make it -45 though and still have over a 100c difference. Also that -78c freezing point for co2 is only if it's pure. So you don't really ever actually get any co2 freezing out of atmosphere to get dry ice snow. Co2 in atmosphere is 2%. Not enough. Darn cold though.
@bf-6963 ай бұрын
For the algorithm!
@deussalt44793 ай бұрын
For humanity! For the Agro-rythm!
@MidnightSmoke3 ай бұрын
I would have been the first to lose the drinking match. Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@rustykeg45943 ай бұрын
Yeh, "Trust me, bro" is great when it works, not so great when melt a spiral arm.
@NCVluminati3 ай бұрын
nice
@merlinathrawes7463 ай бұрын
Esteemed council, my drone made an OOPS and the humans now have it. Be prepared. We may want to send an actual first contact mission to them before things get any more out of hand than they likely already are. What? No Aussies?
@RealArcalian3 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Humans are Changelings Story 2: Bottoms up! HAHAHAHAHAHA
@t.p.34563 ай бұрын
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
@Wastelandman70003 ай бұрын
Oh FECK!!!! THE HUMANS ARE COMING THE HUMANS ARE COMING!
@infertilepiggy56673 ай бұрын
I feel aliens wouldn't measure temp in Fahrenheit they'd probably use something more akin to kelvin
@alchemi8023 ай бұрын
I just assume that's an approximate translation from their native language.
@andrewerickson66903 ай бұрын
Lol or the south african. looks like you took that personally squirrel
@PromptCriticalJello3 ай бұрын
The South African would as likely be playing rugby the day after, not watching it.
@Kirsten29333 ай бұрын
Like 661 🇨🇦 😎👍
@genericuser9843 ай бұрын
neat
@mikehenthorn17783 ай бұрын
2nd story, everyone else is glad there wasn't a Fin in the contest.
@TheRealInscrutable3 ай бұрын
200K
@europademon3 ай бұрын
Happy Memorial Day to my fellow Americans!
@allanfitz35353 ай бұрын
Happy Memorial Day from across the pond.
@cazp70193 ай бұрын
Memorial Day is not a happy day. Get it straight. This is a day for remembrance of all those who have died in war, in battle. Those will never see their families again. Those who will never hold hands with a loved one. Hold their children. It's a day to memorialize them to remember them and to honor them. It is not a holiday. Remember that. Honor them. And remember and pray that we never have any cause or Reason to expand this day
@europademon3 ай бұрын
@@cazp7019 I am happy to be free because of the sacrifice of the brave of this country. NEVER tell me or anyone else how to celebrate this day!
@cazp70193 ай бұрын
@@europademon your comment completely misunderstands what I said and it's endemic of your generation the first part of your reply says exactly what I said paraphrased
@europademon3 ай бұрын
@cazp7019 your comment shows what's wrong with you. Nobody should be happy because you aren't. Seek therapy instead of raining on others' parades. Happy Memorial Day
@Maeshalanadae2 ай бұрын
Did he really just try to take on two Celts, a German, and a Slav in DRINKING? And I would expect the first tap out more to be from a Japanese than a South African… And a bagpipe. That would make any xeno pushed enough to throttle the damn man.
@lordlossthedead3 ай бұрын
noticed they didnt invite the Canadians ehehe
@kaliban47583 ай бұрын
Hey agro how do you feel about the south african being the lite weight?
@merlinwizard10003 ай бұрын
2nd, 27 May 2024
@lupaswolfshead99713 ай бұрын
120 degrees must be Fahrenheit.
@Tiewaz3 ай бұрын
Given the way some people behave, I honestly wouldn't doubt that it'd have been a very brief exposure to 120 C. It'd explain a lot.
@lupaswolfshead99713 ай бұрын
@@Tiewaz highly unlikely seeing as 120 C would kill you in minutes as every liquid in your body boiled lol. Unless dey be zombies lmfao
@kylejohns22883 ай бұрын
I don’t want to be that guy but the author clearly doesn’t understand how planets form a star in it’s natural life cycle produces elements up to iron all heavier elements are made in a supernova. The elements a star makes are not released until it either burns out or explodes so every star system with planets has had a super nova it is a pre requisite unless you count extra solar captures which are incredibly rare
@HeilTec3 ай бұрын
🥃🥃🥃
@HeilTec3 ай бұрын
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@oldbutnotdead13 ай бұрын
Guess who's coming to dinner?
@earmunchermuncher76392 ай бұрын
Fta
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm24563 ай бұрын
Hb
@user-cd9pt7zm4l3 ай бұрын
I lot how entertaining you make the story you are reading sound. Keep up the good work and keep on keeping on.
@IOSALive3 ай бұрын
Agro Squirrel Narrates, You're so cool! Let's be friends and have fun!