An HFY Story : Active human evolution, or adaptation & Never challenge a Human 2408

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An HFY Story : Active human evolution, or adaptation & Never challenge a Human 2408

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

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@DanJones-np8xb 3 ай бұрын

The bar owner is the only winner with those four nations represented in a session.

@joshuamonk6245 3 ай бұрын

This holiday is always ruff for me. I lost a childhood friend in Iraq. His name was Lance Corporal Bryan Kelly. He was 24.

@Rekhan4242 3 ай бұрын

I'm sorry to hear that

@joshuamonk6245 3 ай бұрын

@@Rekhan4242 he was EOD. While on patrol one day a roadside IED went off. He didn't make it.

@timothyferrelli8274 3 ай бұрын

*Salute*

@TOb-yj4pl 3 ай бұрын

I understand. I try to do something family oriented on Memorial Day. Went fishing with kids for 3 hours. If you do things like that, or spend time reflecting on life, it takes the edge off. You are doing it in honor of them and their memory. It helps me, at least. Take care.

@joshuamonk6245 3 ай бұрын

@@TOb-yj4pl my daughter and I got a kitten a few days ago. Taking care of him has been great at keeping me distracted.

@theshadyprotector8412 3 ай бұрын

Story #1: I need to tell you about this new species that was recently discovered because I seem to have accidentally left jar lid off of the galactic specimen jar. Story #2: It doesn't matter where you're from, if you drink enough you'll be welcome here soon enough.

@ironwolfF1 3 ай бұрын

Story #1 ..... and the galaxy let out a collective...ROT ROH! Story #2 ..... never challenge xenos who 'home brew' their own variety of ethanol for amusement.

@janet6421 3 ай бұрын

Yeah, when buying booze gets too expensive, just make your own. You don't even need to buy more yeast each time if you maintain the culture. That might be why prohibition failed.

@davethompson3326 3 ай бұрын

I knew a Glaswegian whose job began to take him around the Scottish Isles. This bugger could cheerfully clear 25 pints of decent beer a night and finish off with "a few whiskeys" He soon realised he was at the adults table after getting thoroughly rinsed when he drank their local "products".

@ihtfp01 3 ай бұрын

To paraphrase Captain Kirk, "Before you know it, the humans will be coming for a piece of our action...."

@zacharyr666 3 ай бұрын

Is Kirk not human? More like - "Before you know it, the humans will be coming for a piece of your action...." Or to exactly quote Captain Quagmire - "Giggity"

@julonkrutor4649 3 ай бұрын

Scotland vs Irish vs German vs Russian ... depending from WHERE in Germany the German is - i say its a tie between Russia and Germany ... if he is from the coast. I never saw someone outdrink a coast german aka a Wrise. The Scot ans Irish would be tied for 2nd place.

@lordlossthedead 3 ай бұрын

*laughs in Canadian*

@erikbergqvist83 2 ай бұрын

Must be the swede in his blood :D

@anathardayaldar 3 ай бұрын

Story 1 Epilogue: The speaker's presentation was interrupted by someone clearing their throat. From the back of the room, the human appeared and said "Too late. We are already here."

@SpiritWolf1966 3 ай бұрын

I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos

@victortahlor4038 3 ай бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@Alex.H.B.1970something 3 ай бұрын

Well, If you are daft enough to challenge a Celt to a drinking contest 😂. Most Glaswegians are weaned on Buckfast Tonic Wine 😂

@ronniemaclaine5234 3 ай бұрын

If a person in Florida who's used to the Floridian weather goes to Alaska and experiences Alaskan weather is not adapting they're throwing a whole lot of clothes on themselves. Humans don't adapt to -40 ° f what they do is find a whole lot of clothes to cover themselves up so they don't die.

@ombrepourpre7562 3 ай бұрын

HFY are fun... When it's at last more or less exact, believable or we'll done. It's not one off this 😑

@ronniemaclaine5234 3 ай бұрын

@@ombrepourpre7562 Good enough. I mean we really are are just doing this, so humans F. ..k ya. So yeah I get it.

@truekurayami 3 ай бұрын

@@ronniemaclaine5234 In all fairness putting cloths on for colder temperatures is an adaptation, its a technological one not a physical one as what was presented in how the xeno would need to adapt.

@ronniemaclaine5234 3 ай бұрын

@@truekurayami I can understand how you see it that way because a fox does not suddenly go hey you give me your fur so I can be warmer in this climate. Only humans do that.They go around and go wow it's cold I think it will kill this bear and then use his skin to make me warmer. So.. in conclusion, you're probably right.

@AeronHale 3 ай бұрын

Tell that to the freaks in Alaska who run around in that with no more on than basic clothing. As a former Alaskan trust me they exist and they scare the rest of us!

@techristopher8077 3 ай бұрын

Marvelous presentation as always

@robertstoneking7916 2 ай бұрын

Alien classed bagpipes as a weapon of mass destruction.

@malcolmanderson6735 3 ай бұрын

18 shots of whisky? Over how long a period of time? That seems like a 2-3x times the amount that will mess up most people.

@Terran.Marine.2 3 ай бұрын

Artistic license. Although, some work environments (in the past) were so poisonous, that less poisonous substances (ethanol and water) as a catalyst to process out the worse toxin. Ethelene glycol (a sugar alcohol laboratory creation) comes to mind.

@Shadowlurkering 3 ай бұрын

Depends on the person, long time binge drinkers can have limits far above normal standards. Alcoholics can have even higher limits. Some people are done with one while others will drink all night and not have a hangover.

@glennedwards1449 3 ай бұрын

I have to say this is my favourite channel for sci-fi narrated stories in terms of picked content narration quality and sheer consistency it is obvious a lot of hard work and talent goes into it thank you.

@Shadow.Dragon 3 ай бұрын

Great stories; Excellent narration! Never challenge a human either to leave a piece of advance tech alone or to a drinking contest! LOL!!!

@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233 3 ай бұрын

humans had some sort of competition .. here is the famous HFY Understatement :)

@mackenziedrake 3 ай бұрын

Interesting stories, well narrated and enhanced.

@Kualinar 3 ай бұрын

Story 1. WHAT !?!? You lost a probe to a specie adept at reverse engineering unknown technology ? Thank for the warning, we didn't need such a fast evolving and crafting specie among us, but we'll have one all to soon. Story 2. A drinking contest with a Scots man, a Russian, an Irish man and a German ? Poor Norsh of the Clistoproan and his liver or equivalent...

@feldamar2 3 ай бұрын

Just to give a REAL shock to everyone. Humans live, survive and even THRIVE in temperature swings greater than freezing to boiling water. Granted, we huddle down during the extreme bits...but we survive, don't we? -90c is the coldest temperature on earth to +56c for the hottest. 146C swing is a heck of a lot. There's a reason why sweating and tools to make fur coats is considered OP.

@boelwerkr 3 ай бұрын

-90°C hard to believe CO2 freezes at -78°C it would be snowing CO2 at that temperature...

@feldamar2 3 ай бұрын

@@boelwerkr Yeah. That's an EXTREME for sure. We don't really live at those temperatures. We could make it -45 though and still have over a 100c difference. Also that -78c freezing point for co2 is only if it's pure. So you don't really ever actually get any co2 freezing out of atmosphere to get dry ice snow. Co2 in atmosphere is 2%. Not enough. Darn cold though.

@bf-696 3 ай бұрын

For the algorithm!

@deussalt4479 3 ай бұрын

For humanity! For the Agro-rythm!

@MidnightSmoke 3 ай бұрын

I would have been the first to lose the drinking match. Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

@rustykeg4594 3 ай бұрын

Yeh, "Trust me, bro" is great when it works, not so great when melt a spiral arm.

@NCVluminati 3 ай бұрын

nice

@merlinathrawes746 3 ай бұрын

Esteemed council, my drone made an OOPS and the humans now have it. Be prepared. We may want to send an actual first contact mission to them before things get any more out of hand than they likely already are. What? No Aussies?

@RealArcalian 3 ай бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Humans are Changelings Story 2: Bottoms up! HAHAHAHAHAHA

@t.p.3456 3 ай бұрын

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

@Wastelandman7000 3 ай бұрын

Oh FECK!!!! THE HUMANS ARE COMING THE HUMANS ARE COMING!

@infertilepiggy5667 3 ай бұрын

I feel aliens wouldn't measure temp in Fahrenheit they'd probably use something more akin to kelvin

@alchemi802 3 ай бұрын

I just assume that's an approximate translation from their native language.

@andrewerickson6690 3 ай бұрын

Lol or the south african. looks like you took that personally squirrel

@PromptCriticalJello 3 ай бұрын

The South African would as likely be playing rugby the day after, not watching it.

@Kirsten2933 3 ай бұрын

Like 661 🇨🇦 😎👍

@genericuser984 3 ай бұрын

neat

@mikehenthorn1778 3 ай бұрын

2nd story, everyone else is glad there wasn't a Fin in the contest.

@TheRealInscrutable 3 ай бұрын

200K

@europademon 3 ай бұрын

Happy Memorial Day to my fellow Americans!

@allanfitz3535 3 ай бұрын

Happy Memorial Day from across the pond.

@cazp7019 3 ай бұрын

Memorial Day is not a happy day. Get it straight. This is a day for remembrance of all those who have died in war, in battle. Those will never see their families again. Those who will never hold hands with a loved one. Hold their children. It's a day to memorialize them to remember them and to honor them. It is not a holiday. Remember that. Honor them. And remember and pray that we never have any cause or Reason to expand this day

@europademon 3 ай бұрын

@@cazp7019 I am happy to be free because of the sacrifice of the brave of this country. NEVER tell me or anyone else how to celebrate this day!

@cazp7019 3 ай бұрын

@@europademon your comment completely misunderstands what I said and it's endemic of your generation the first part of your reply says exactly what I said paraphrased

@europademon 3 ай бұрын

@cazp7019 your comment shows what's wrong with you. Nobody should be happy because you aren't. Seek therapy instead of raining on others' parades. Happy Memorial Day

@Maeshalanadae 2 ай бұрын

Did he really just try to take on two Celts, a German, and a Slav in DRINKING? And I would expect the first tap out more to be from a Japanese than a South African… And a bagpipe. That would make any xeno pushed enough to throttle the damn man.

@lordlossthedead 3 ай бұрын

noticed they didnt invite the Canadians ehehe

@kaliban4758 3 ай бұрын

Hey agro how do you feel about the south african being the lite weight?

@merlinwizard1000 3 ай бұрын

2nd, 27 May 2024

@lupaswolfshead9971 3 ай бұрын

120 degrees must be Fahrenheit.

@Tiewaz 3 ай бұрын

Given the way some people behave, I honestly wouldn't doubt that it'd have been a very brief exposure to 120 C. It'd explain a lot.

@lupaswolfshead9971 3 ай бұрын

@@Tiewaz highly unlikely seeing as 120 C would kill you in minutes as every liquid in your body boiled lol. Unless dey be zombies lmfao

@kylejohns2288 3 ай бұрын

I don’t want to be that guy but the author clearly doesn’t understand how planets form a star in it’s natural life cycle produces elements up to iron all heavier elements are made in a supernova. The elements a star makes are not released until it either burns out or explodes so every star system with planets has had a super nova it is a pre requisite unless you count extra solar captures which are incredibly rare