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8 ай бұрын

Reacting to Tiktoks with Kaif and Stan. Try not to laugh impossible memes. Tik Tok try not to laugh challenge with Kaif and Stan.

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@Nuada_Creations 8 ай бұрын

I've never seen Kaif so confident about an abortion joke.

@Vaprous 8 ай бұрын

1:39 - As it turns out, sugars are *really* energetic so when given the right catalyst, certain sugars can actually be explosive. As it happens, the sugars common in gummy bears just happen to work well as rocket propellant for model rockets.

@matteocdt5214 7 ай бұрын

there is no catalyst you just need a sizable quantity of a very lively oxydizer. in this case, a molten chlorate salt

@stoicspartan01 3 ай бұрын

the gummy bear doesn't scream in the original video, just saying for those that are arguing on this.

@RealBradMiller Ай бұрын

@@stoicspartan01Ah no mate, really? Only a fucking brick wall would not know that.

@roverpad3521 8 ай бұрын

25:17 so are we just going to skip the fact that a blind man says:"That's the most fucked up shit i've ever seen"

@thePsiMatrix 7 ай бұрын

Yeah, I caught that too. Glen had to point out the hammer joke to Kaif but misses that? I blame Stan.

@kansascityshuffle8526 7 ай бұрын

@@thePsiMatrixyou spelled satan wrong.

@hansvonheileger5791 7 ай бұрын

I am so glad I was NOT the only one who noticed!

@deoyx 8 ай бұрын

Ok but if a man made me food, tucked me in, and gave me entertainment, 100% he can go play with the boys. I don't care if he did it to keep me occupied, at least he thought about me before. Reading this back and I've realized I may have very basic standards.

@tortillachips3911 7 ай бұрын

Nah, I think you've got it right ❤

@lionwhyte___2634 7 ай бұрын

Small things in life matter the most and you've got a good head on your shoulders

@BronzedBeast 7 ай бұрын

Nah both people need to be comfortable apart. A girl that gets pissed at you for playing with your friends is ridiculous. We all just have some hobbies. I do not defend you mfers that play longer than 2 hours. Then I'm on her side why she mad.

@lionwhyte___2634 7 ай бұрын

@@BronzedBeast Name me one hobby you can complete in 2 hours...I'll wait

@rogerexcell249 7 ай бұрын

@@lionwhyte___2634 You know... I actually thought about this a while, and fair cop... he's right! I'm drawing a blank.

@Dan-B 8 ай бұрын

“Albert Newton” won’t leave my brain, and now I can’t explain to my family why I’m laughing randomly

@blahtoblahtoto6441 8 ай бұрын

That cow reminds me of that plague doctor walk with Ganster in Paradise music 😅

@HRVipertm 7 ай бұрын

From what I understand, a cow will walk like that because its inner claws are under intense pain.

@SalexeSAE 8 ай бұрын

Last time i came this early, she wasn't happy...

@lalalala9734 7 ай бұрын

The funeral run way at 8:13. The person who passed away was a fashion person and the lady was someone who got hired by him and basically said “it would be what he wanted”

@thefallen501st9 7 ай бұрын

Damn kaif tell me you know nothing about what happened with bud light without telling me you know nothing about bud light.

@spoton6010 7 ай бұрын

So they sponsored a trans woman, that's nothing to make a fuss over lol

@captaindanger13 7 ай бұрын

@@spoton6010 they sponsored someone with an underaged audience

@captaindanger13 7 ай бұрын

@@spoton6010 According to the United States Senate Commerce Committee, "Anheuser-Busch had violated the Beer Institute Advertising and Marketing Code’s (the “Ad Code”) prohibition on marketing to minors."

@spoton6010 7 ай бұрын

@@captaindanger13 I think that's a very dishonest argument. Putting aside the fact that it's effectively impossible to sponsor someone who doesn't have at least a partially underage audience, the marketing they used was very clearly aimed towards her being trans. It's all virtue signalling of course, they were only trying to position themselves as a trans ally to appeal to a growing left wing consumer base, but that doesn't change the fact that the reason so many conservatives got so up in arms about it is because they're transphobic. It really didn't have much to do with her having an underage audience at all, that wasn't what the discussion it created was about and I'm sure you are fully aware of that

@lilskipper4683 7 ай бұрын

@@spoton6010 We can't expect much from society tbh since Red Bull got had for "not actually giving people wings" smh..

@WhisperingWempe 5 күн бұрын

16:08 ho' wo'a bo'all gets me every single time

@Qaos 6 ай бұрын

I like how it says "Do Not Attempt" for the deer clip, as if you'd have any say in that.

@lexsamreeth8724 6 ай бұрын

Those "murder doll houses" are actually used to teach forensic scientists and law enforcement.

@Artrysa 8 ай бұрын

Man, the people making those videos really need to learn the difference between "Nobody was hurt" and "Nobody was injured". I've seen guys falling nuts first onto fences and stuff with the little caption "Nobody was hurt" in the corner.

@bruticus_1987 7 ай бұрын

8:28 🤣I have watched part more than 20 times and I'm still dying of laughter

@gmikoner Ай бұрын

hot water bottle will always be my favorite thing to hear a brit say

@midnightriot2454 24 күн бұрын

It always makes me laugh when it says "No one was hurt" after someones like smashed their head, clearly mate someone was fucking hurt LOL

@thespooker 7 ай бұрын

Stan with the best shirts again

@gingernerd971 7 ай бұрын

5:40 That's... that's not a misogyny joke... it's SO MUCH WORSE.

@desireepaulplummer4386 8 ай бұрын

Those kids from the goosebumps movie could’ve done that to a Gummy Bear😏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@chasefrost1401 7 ай бұрын

That mailman could've at least said "Special delivery!" to himself. I would've.

@ShakesDono 8 ай бұрын

Bruh the vegan teacher will taste grimm just cause of what she does, being a herbivore doesnt save her xd

@The_Keeper 7 ай бұрын

Indeed. You don't wanna eat rotten meat, after all. And she is rotten, to the core.

@djentity303 3 ай бұрын

1:24 screaming in public restrooms prank audio

@JGerrity 6 ай бұрын

24:18 That joke did not get any of the respect it deserved. 😂

@caseythemistake3894 8 ай бұрын

Usps said same day delivery with that shart!😂22:03

@finalgothform 3 ай бұрын

I came for the reactions. I stayed for the hotness that is Stan.

@tortillachips3911 7 ай бұрын

One time my cat was playing with a plastic bag and I went to scold her and she got spooked and started spritning down the hall... I had to chase after her to take it off before she choked herself 😬 But it was funny for a moment, like a superhero cape trailing after her! 😅

@BaronVonTastyCakes 7 ай бұрын

20:42 never in my life did i think i'd see my hometown in one of glen's videos lol

@mikealjohnsson 8 ай бұрын

A joke about women isn't instantly misogyny, calm down Kaif

@johnark4723 8 ай бұрын

What was the joke? I didn't get it.

@KingDJ524 8 ай бұрын

Try not to have a meltdown, snowflake ❄️ lucky for you winter is here. Should help out a bit

@mikealjohnsson 8 ай бұрын

@@johnark4723 5:38

@Bonniferrous 8 ай бұрын

Isnt the joke about how male ducks rape female ducks tho?

@johnark4723 8 ай бұрын

@@mikealjohnsson Is the joke that she has a human voice? I usually don't have this much trouble with jokes.

@djentity303 3 ай бұрын

25:47 never expected that vegan teacher to appear

@danieljohnson3320 7 ай бұрын

Bruh the last vid was capping hard carnivores taste great. I've eaten lion, gator, moray eel, shark(that one actually sucked it tasted ok but the meat is hella tough and not in a good way), and put Scorpion. Most of these meats came from an exotic taco shop but eel is a Japanese delicacy and gator is from the deep south. PETA got that taco shop shut down in 6 months so I'm glad I ate there so many times

@singularleaf3895 8 ай бұрын

The murder houses are actually used for both teaching and at time solving crimes. Due to advancement of modern technology they have for the most part slowly been getting faded out for 3D models.

@lurchorum 7 ай бұрын

I only feel slightly better knowing this.

@givensurname1296 7 ай бұрын

So she made them as teaching aids and not as an insane hobby? 👌

@dizzydots4786 7 ай бұрын

Regarding the crime scene doll house thingy ma bobby, I know it's morbid but the work of studying the crime, the photos, and also you learn so much about the case, If I had the money i'd genuinely find that a really interesting hobby. Might give it a shot one day honestly

@JustASleepySloth 7 ай бұрын

The corpse proximity meter is goin haywire!

@cheato1163 7 ай бұрын

The bud light drama is basically just consumers telling big corps to fuck off and not be political, make a good product, dont be a damn political shill for big media.

@Dallen9 8 ай бұрын

Well the fuss over Bud light was the Guys who drank it getting shitted on for drinking it and them wanting to appease people who could care less to drink it, then it just comes a point you go.... Well the beer was shit anyway there's better beer.

@Rexypookie 4 ай бұрын

Drop the girl getting foundation and get your beer

@Pixl-qb8 8 ай бұрын

The news paper delivered just placed a land mine

@djentity303 3 ай бұрын

2:28 Stan is wearing a Nilou from genshin impact shirt

@chrissilva1034 7 ай бұрын

to explain the video at 7:56, the man in the casket was a fashion designer, the model was one of his closest friends and is wearing one of his designs as a honor to him

@wwyd4akb 7 ай бұрын

0:43 ...Tinnitus? or Tetanus? cause I don't think you need a shot for one of those

@theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778 8 ай бұрын

Rare Kaif L. That joke did not come off as mysoginistic in any way. People really do be using buzzwords for everything these days 💀 Also...when you have marketed to a specific group of consumers...and then blatantly give a middle finger to those consumers...then yea...your company will lose lots of money...just like bud light did. And it was more than just political warfare that caused Bud light to lose so much

@TheUnluckyConqueror3699 8 ай бұрын

Culture war shit is boring.

@Necrobadger 7 ай бұрын

I love when I can tell how a commenter votes from the first few words, then the rest of the comment proves me right, lol.

@xnyxiee1784 7 ай бұрын

"They lost a shitload of money" they lost a bit, and it was nothing at all. Malding over something so miniscule was so laughably pathetic.

@theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778 7 ай бұрын

@@Necrobadger I'm 18, Never voted in my life 💀. I won't get to until next year. And who knows, by that point the entire world might be under ww3 or some shit like that idek because of how messed up of a society with live in is

@theeggthatsurvivedhowtobas778 7 ай бұрын

@@xnyxiee1784 one you incorrectly quoted me. I never said "shitload" Which exaggerated it way more than "alot of money" Not that it matters because they did lose a shitload of money. From April to june (just from these months, all though, alot of the reports on the money they lost are dated to October from what I've seen, so I'll need to do more research) Budweiser, 395 million dollars lost. Which for a company that big isn't the most money on earth but it still took a toll on the company. 10.5 percent revenue decline 14.5 percent volume decline. Stock market decline. Stores were filled with bud light, so bad that it caused a messy situation with shipments towards stores for budlight and even other Budweiser products. Their PR reputation and overall brand reputation had a fairly big hit on them. Them choosing to sponsor with Dylan Mulvaney, who's audience is mostly MINORS, was the dumbest thing in existence. That's like having a company that makes Makeup specifically marketed towards the LGBTQ community, and then all of a sudden that company does a promotion AD with Ben Shapiro or Jordan Peterson 💀

@candicenuckles8586 6 ай бұрын

First clip snorted on myself

@limberflame7692 8 ай бұрын

Holy shit i recognize that emblem on the bowling alley, thats the mascot of my highschool. 7:11

@ryojimata3708 7 ай бұрын

Just another fact as to why we don't eat carnivores. The meat of carnivores tends to have more parasites than herbivores.

@rogerexcell249 7 ай бұрын

Technicly we do eat carnivores. Not many obligate carnivors mind you, but a lot of omnivores, mesocarnivores, and facultative carnivores too. Pigs, crocodile, a ton of fish, crustaceans such as lobster and shrimp. Some carnivor meats are said to be 'greasy' and unapetizing, such as wolf meat or bear meat, but its mostly a matter of taste. The real reason we dont feed off of them is cost. To farm a carnivore for food you'd need a lot of herbivores to fatten them up on, and each herbivore would have had to have eaten a lot of plant matter... but you could have just eaten the herbivores and had more meat sooner.

@flipfloprescueteam6210 7 ай бұрын

Probably also because carnivores can fight back. So best to avoid that shit

@harryh4h720 7 ай бұрын

What sins did that gummy bear commit

@tiago9977 7 ай бұрын

14:48 I'm with Stan, I can't stand shows like that tbh, they just make me cringe.

@Poor_Wayfaring_Stranger 7 ай бұрын

keff seems like such a grandad sometimes

@TheGoIsWin21 4 ай бұрын

10:48 do not attempt bro I dont even know how to BEGIN attempting that. Like... do i gotta go catch a bunch of deer first?

@hakaisuijin 7 ай бұрын

1:23 "FNAF Lore accurate"

@AneonAnon 8 ай бұрын

the joke with the duck is that uh- most female ducks have no choice on when they have fertilized eggs- let's put it that way

@AneonAnon 8 ай бұрын

(i misspelled some words)

@lihzzahrdspeed6631 8 ай бұрын

The joke is the female duck was quacking much more than the male duck

@EBUCHIYGOLLANDEC 8 ай бұрын

On 8:10 around 3 weeks ago some legend in fasion passed out and his last will was to have a parade/show on his funeral

@sommes5696 7 ай бұрын

Yeah, the duck tiktok was about the cork-screw phalluses, wasn't it? Poor ducks ;-;

@frikiloga 8 ай бұрын

Nice t-shirt from akuo Stan ahah

@setogod7 7 ай бұрын

in one of the episodes of LOST kate and james go swimming and there is 2 corpses in the water thats too corpsey

@angramainyu4599 7 ай бұрын

19:00 "I can't believe people made such a fuss over bud light" Ikr Its like when people make a fuss over basic biology it just doesn't make sense

@lanatic. 7 ай бұрын

ty for telling us u didnt get past elementary ☺️

@masterflexgaming Ай бұрын

How do you not understand the budlight situation?

@RealBradMiller Ай бұрын

Because not everyone is obsessed with trans people. Some people just live their lives.

@xelthiavice4276 20 күн бұрын

@@RealBradMiller "Because not everyone is obsessed with trans" when its the "trans" community who wont stfy for 5min when its the "trans" community pushing it on kids and so on.

@danbrit9848 8 ай бұрын

Funny..that dog didn't look Jewish...lol

@kajj6388 7 ай бұрын

Fucks sake I didn't even realize the Albert Newton joke until they explained it. I'm just like, yeah Fortnite guy did some smart shit that fits

@lionwhyte___2634 7 ай бұрын

Kaif its a joke, not a dick, you and the ladies dont have to take it so hard

@ayethe4603 4 ай бұрын

I tell my employees just keep it ok dont push yourselves and try to make sure they have 2 days off in a row and if they need a day off ok no worries just let me know ... all i ask is for my 2 days off

@xzylongaming2731 7 ай бұрын

I love Stan.

@lizardkeeper100 7 ай бұрын

People eat bear quite often and people eat tuna and both eat meat.

@cerberus6400 7 ай бұрын

Pretty sure that duck joke wasn't a misogyny joke but rather a joke about the disturbing evolution of Duck anatomy and the REASON why.

@alexanderwetherell4779 7 ай бұрын

Carnivor meats arent tasty? Dude i vsn list of 5 rn frogs snakes crocs sharks TUNA

@RavenShugo 7 ай бұрын

The best joke was when these two got offended and fussy about budgaylight joke)))

@officalgtthunder8356 7 ай бұрын

I rate the Nilou shirt

@nafereuskortex9055 Ай бұрын

24:20, He's ever seen

@-Miasimon 6 ай бұрын

Gotta disagree with that last video. It might be an omnivore and not a carnivore, but bears are delicious.

@lamp4498 8 ай бұрын

FUCK, I WAS JUST WATCHING THE SHORTS

@user-pw9ff3dj6k 2 ай бұрын

so have they never seen or heard of that vegan teacher,

@Helicard 7 ай бұрын

We don't eat carnivores because they would be too hard to domesticate

@AudreyMarquez127 8 ай бұрын

The dog is copying one of the Owners cause they got drunk. Some dogs if they are smart enough will copy repeated behavior of those around them. So either the person recording or their someone living in the house with them has been drinking and the dog was copying them being drunk.

@ChristopheRobyn 7 ай бұрын

My Pitbull once ate an ounce of dank weed while I was gone and I came home to him stumbling around having a great time😂😂 I was about to take him to the vet then I saw he'd eaten the weed 😂

@Redeagle5747 7 ай бұрын

what that deer said

@Nuke789R 7 ай бұрын

5:51 does he know chat?

@xelthiavice4276 20 күн бұрын

Guy in the glasses is such a cry baby beta

@chasefrost1401 7 ай бұрын

Hawt wot ah bottowl

@dakookaburra3965 8 ай бұрын

Anyone know what the song is at 3:00 ?

@vunature5181 7 ай бұрын

10:54 Oh deer. 12:56 Was the cow trying to jump over the moon and got stuck on the house? 17:52 Jack Daniels as a dog? 25:17 And this from a blind man.

@JosephPoly 7 ай бұрын

5:4 mission aborted

@BRBingeDrinker 8 ай бұрын

What shirt is stan wearin?

@nightmare_wolf_ 8 ай бұрын

A short with nilou a character from genshin impact

@BRBingeDrinker 8 ай бұрын

@@nightmare_wolf_ I didn't expect chinese gacha. thanks for the answer

@LoliFoxQueen 7 ай бұрын

"Be fun to breath fire for a few minutes" yeah, till you realize you just cooked your guts, esophogase, your mouth, likely your sinuses and nose, and almost certainly your brain.