Carolla has strong opinions, not all of which I agree with, but as a daily listener of ACS and based on how much he shares, he truly loves his kids and is a great father. I can only hope to emulate him.

Adam is a family man at heart.

he doesn't hate gay people. He endorses gay marriage. Listen to his show before you have an opinion.

What's with everyone getting butt hurt over this? Ellen was kidding when she said "Maybe it's because you love one of them more." And he's not saying ALL girls are like that, he's talking about his daughter. It's supposed to be funny, get a sense of humor.

Anyone who thinks the ace man is racist is confusing reality with their echo chamber.

What bizarre universe do we live in where Ellen has a talk show and Adam doesn't?

"Just a waste of my time" -Sonny

Wow , could Ellen be any less into anything Adam was saying...I thought a good host should be engaging , you can tell she has some sort of resentment towards Adam. Way to go ace man! get it on brother!

How could you dislike Ellen ? --'

his kids are so beautiful! and he is hilariouss

he really loves his daughter

i think he loves his daughter more than his son which is why he just kept talking about her..

haha I was born in '91 and even I drank hose water as a kid. That part made me chuckle!

He's being honest

I miss his morning show! Always in a good mood before work.

You're right.. That's why he's literally a millionaire while you're posting about him on youtube

Hahaha, he's hilarious! Love Adam and his personality

He's right when he says 'What have we become?', as it seems most viewers have no idea that this is part of a stand up routine. Relax people, he's joking!

i swear, he could just interview himself. lol.

Ellen was looking for a fight

Wow. Reminds me of my dad's opinion of my brother and I.

"I lost my virginity in a Regal." So hilarious!! I wished he could stay on the show a little longer.

I have a feeling those were the words going through his head the entire time.

Hahah i remember drinking straight from the hose and the faucet . Good times! Hes right! What have we become 😣

This is how my dad talks about me. :/

Sonny looks like a great kid!

Recently Sonny has been busting Daddy's chops. Nature abhors a vacuum, so Natalia is now becoming the sweeter one. Will it last? Time and the PODCAST will tell. (Adam's is now the no.1 podcast ever.)

so the whole story about his daughter freaking out after eating a hot pepper was show how we need bottled water that tastes like hose.. yep his son is definitely the favorite.

New dad here myself.

He did say one truth though, with little kids...boys as long as they have their stuff they're fine...girls need the attention.

Also I bet he said that stupid stuff about his daughter but I bet SHE'S his favorite.

Just imagine an Ellen viewer coming on here to comment about Ellen and seeing all these Adam style rants on here.

Huge ACE fan. I feel like ellen was waiting for him to say something politically incorrect. The dude exaggerates his relationship with his kids. He said on his podcast that he cried once listening to a song while looking at his kids. I am pretty sure he is a really good Dad who is simply trying to keep his kids grounded in Los Angeles. My biggest fear would be my kid turning into Lindsay Lohan or Miley Cyrus or some other Hollywood screw up.

lol heard this on his podcast

what have we become? lol.

haha hose flavored bottled water!

I don't know who he is, but he's hilarious.

ISN'T IT BETTER TO AIM FOR ATTENTION THAN TO AIM FOR "STUFF"??

Get it on Aceman!!

You should watch Louis CK talk about his kids. this is nothing compared to that.

He is obviously joking about. Please people, get a sense of humor!

Ellen, Y U NO LET ME STUDY??!!

Adam is almost as great a guest as he is a host

I bet his daughter saw this and did something to her dad

He has a podcast. Its pretty great

Hoes in a bottle... I remember my summer VERY well...

Ellen is funny but Adam is hilarious!

Oh relax people, I think it's safe to assume he's joking around.

I would so buy water that tastes like garden hose

what a mean father!

i feel bad for the daughter

@swanluck85 I miss his morning show too! He always had me cracking up. I listen to his podcast now, still funny.

@supersharan You realise it's a 'bit' he loved his kids and spends a lot of time with them. He's a great Dad if you listen to his podcast. He's saying it for laughs

i like him

"my son just comes up to me and gives me a kiss on my lips, and my daughter comes up, kisses her hand, and slaps my face"

Hes kidding. If you listen to his podcast or his audio book he rags on both of them. It's to get some laughs

I'll bring my salt-shaker into the computer room with me

I love hose water still.

I assume she will laugh...

He is obviously kidding.

His daughter is too much!!

Get It On

I thought that all the fathers were treating their daughters like princesses because my dad did ! But I was wrong ... :/

He's joking. I just went to one of his shows and that's part of his act.

I think it's funny but... omg if only that were my dad telling that on national TV; I'd leave the house instantly! Geez, such a jerk..

1:48 ..who is he referring to?

Well...... I don't know how to take what he says......... But a wise sage said 'There's truth in jest'. I don't debate things I don't understand. So I'm BLANK.

wow his kids are a bomb

after this video, i bet bottled hose water will be on sale at you local grocery store by tomorrow

One Direction for Ellen...

@Idlethumb88 that's not what i was referring to. lol wowww...

I love that girl

oooh his girl is so prettyyyy and cute awww

Hose Water!!!!!!!

he's funny :)

He got fired in celebrities apprentice the other night

@powero theres funny comedy, and then theres borderline-offensive comedy. even you would know that. anyw, i dont think a father should talk about his daughter like tt and not even deny one bit or indicate hes joking. eg) "*tells whole world about how twin daughter is worse than son* *laughs* no... shes great"

It's evident that he's kidding around, but he could have also pointed out some good things about her. The whole time I was waiting for him to say that he was just teasing but he didn't. By the way, I never at ALL found Adam attractive but damn...he made some gorgeous children!

Interesting life

Oh they'll know who he's referring to once the kids know how to work youtube

I think it's funny as fuck!!

I wish my mom had the same personality as ellen...:P

@downwegoagain Listen to his podcast, he's not joking.

Looool His soooooo Funnnny i totally get him but i think i know y she always slap him lool

Do you really think this video is going to devastate his daughters psyche? Do you really think that 4 minutes on an afternoon television show is going to out weigh 18 years as a parent? And don't assume you know what kind of a parent he is just because you caught him on television once. You don't know what you're talking about at all. He's at least present which means he's a better dad than 50% of us ever had.

@shaershaf it is like he hates her

Oh, my goodness...if I were this little girl and I saw this video today, I'd probably laugh my ass off, because one comment isn't going to suddenly turn a dark storm cloud onto twenty years worth of good parenting.

is it bad that the only reason i know who he is, is because of shaycarl

HOSE IN A BOTTLE

What kind of dad is that....?

Talk About KONY 2012.

@iglitter123 He has a special brand of humor but I know what you mean. However, I know my mom loves my brother more but it does bother me.

@rehuntard he is comedian, don't be stupid, it was a joke.

Wow we need a top comment

Am I the only one bothered by the way he says "jalapeño?"

GET THE SEA OFF MY COMPUTER

@timmyscano ...you got issues

@msfever24 I'm not saying he's a bad father, but he is one mean and offensive comic. Not only is he racist, he's also a homophobe. I don't envy a child who grows up in such an environment, even if most of their father's comments are intended to be "humorous."

Lmfao.. hose in a bottle ..

he is joking