Lisa Curry & Orny Adams l Adam Carolla Show 5/10/2023

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Жыл бұрын

Comedians Lisa Curry and Orny Adams join Adam as they discuss impossible to open packaging, airlines prioritizing peanut over dog allergies, and public shaving. They brainstorm a way to rank all the penises in the US and the effect that would have on the country before hearing from a caller who wants to share an Urban Dictionary entry he thinks they will enjoy.
Finally, with Chris out on paternity leave, Lisa Curry fills in to report the news. They hear about Robert De Niro becoming a father again at age 79, the reveal of Ray Liotta’s cause of death, a woman getting reunited with her parents after being kidnapped 51 years ago, a proposal going viral for the wrong reasons, and the US proposing new rules for airline cancellations.
See Orny Adams live:
Bellflower, CA - The Stand Up Comedy Club - Saturday
Hermosa Beach, CA - The Comedy and Magic Club - May 18th
And for more live dates, visit OrnyAdams.com
See Orny in ‘Teen Wolf: The Movie’ streaming now on Paramount +
Listen to ‘What's Wrong With Orny Adams’ wherever you find podcasts
Watch Orny’s special ‘More Than Loud’ for free on KZfaq
And follow Orny on Twitter, @OrnyAdams
See Lisa Curry Live:
Austin, TX - The Velveeta Room - Friday and Saturday, August 4th and 5th
Listen to Lisa Curry’s podcast ‘Long Story Long with Lisa Curry’ Thursdays on Sirius XM or wherever you find podcasts
Visit Lisa’s website: Lisa-Curry.SquareSpace.com
Follow Lisa on Twitter, @Lisa_Curry
And on Instagram, @olympianlisacurry
THANKS FOR SUPPORTING TODAY’S SPONSORS:
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Executive Producers: Chris Laxamana & Mike August
Audio Engineer: Mike Dawson
Writer: Mike Lynch
Technical Director: Emi Funes
Producer: Ben Hayes
Assistant Producer: Byron Perez

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@blakemoreln Жыл бұрын

Always enjoy when Orny is on..

@ornyadams Жыл бұрын

Thanks Blake!

@franpower8208 Жыл бұрын

Great show! You guys were hilarious! 😂 Orny is always a great guest.

@ornyadams Жыл бұрын

Thanks Fran!

@kevinmastin1486 Жыл бұрын

Orny is the absolute best! Adam, thanks for introducing me to all-things-Orny. I’m listening to his podcast and watching him on KZfaq, etc.

@fireengine77 4 ай бұрын

Same👍🏼

@murtaugh1761 Жыл бұрын

The last 10 minutes of this ep was fucking GOLD😂😂😂

@JakeRoselli Жыл бұрын

I was worried that the Jimmy Kimmel reference wasn't happening today but finally at 1:05:36. Thanks Ace!

@crochunter35 Ай бұрын

I'm so sick of Jimmy.

@robertcooper5461 Жыл бұрын

Said it before and I’ll say it again, love when Orny is on! my favorite guest! Always cracks me up.

@aprilrawls5162 Жыл бұрын

Yesss!

@peterburkhalter6344 Жыл бұрын

And sure they take a few cracks at Orny when the joke's don't land but do they give him credit for stumbling onto the origin of "picket sign". Give the man his do!

@jerryrounds8586 Жыл бұрын

Very funny show. Orny Adams is hilarious.

@ornyadams Жыл бұрын

JR! Thanks. Glad you enjoy my appearances.

@pennywiseflyz9130 Жыл бұрын

You should have Orny on more. You guys don’t miss a beat together.

@vlodtv2548 Жыл бұрын

Orny's pals back in full force in the comment section.

@crochunter35 Ай бұрын

Jealous?

@adamantiumbomb Жыл бұрын

People who are allergic to peanuts should all sit on a small bench in the cargo hold that we should all refer to as: 'The Peanut Gallery' 🤔😂🥜

@adriennem3168 Жыл бұрын

Adam is the best. ❤

@aprilrawls5162 Жыл бұрын

Excellent show guys! Orny Adams is hilarious ❤️

@krock9855 Жыл бұрын

Great show! Orny brings out the best in Adam ala Fitzdog and Damashek

@JonMahn Жыл бұрын

When he said, "All this sack talk makes me want to talk about..." I was sure he was going to say, "...makes me want to talk about a new kind of sponsor. Let me tell you about..." 😂

@catatestrophe7499 Жыл бұрын

I fucking lost it with the sack talk. This is Adam and Orny at their best.

@johndoe1.196 Жыл бұрын

Good video. Great guests.

@larky3487 Жыл бұрын

Orny Adams is so great on here...would be epic to have orny AND harland on at the same time, OMG amazing

@ornyadams Жыл бұрын

Thank you. Have you heard Harland on my podcast or me on Harland's

@msmrcabello Жыл бұрын

1:22:01 punch up the inside of the empty pizza boxes but the first ones must read "get back to work or write funnier signs", and "you're welcome"! That'll buy you some time. *Let's get it on!* 😜👍🏽🏃🏻‍♂️💨

@debbieskrletts725 Жыл бұрын

Love orny . Another good show

@mikemarfell6943 Жыл бұрын

Orny is GREAT and I believe Lisa is as well if she would just be more assertive and chime in more....hard to get in a word with those two when they get on a roll :)

@jaymeswheeler Жыл бұрын

Picket sign "I didn't get paid enough to write a sign" Write that on the inside of each empty pizza box

@stuloving6937 Жыл бұрын

I still think Orny Adams is Christopher Walken's love child

@BurtChristopherson-id5nw Жыл бұрын

great ending

@Finn-pi5vo Жыл бұрын

Lisa saying that engagement ring is “pedestrian” while she’s talking about having roommates 😂😂😂

@CoelhoSports Жыл бұрын

I thought she was implying it looked like costume jewelry, like cz.

@mikechavez4020 Жыл бұрын

She was out of her league with Adam

@kdarbinian4457 Жыл бұрын

she HAD roommates like a lot of people in their younger years. She clearly says she has 2 kids now and a hub. Ring was ugly.

@crochunter35 Ай бұрын

Get your facts straight. She has a husband, 2 kids, a golden retriever, and a hamster named Fuzzy.

@bhf4327 Жыл бұрын

Im crying. This is so funny

@debbieskrletts725 Жыл бұрын

Love you orney!❤

@6.s.a.m Жыл бұрын

I’d love to see Orny on Chrissy Chaos

@larky3487 Жыл бұрын

OMG epic 🤣🤣

@ChevypowerSS Жыл бұрын

Omg, sac range talk with Orny and Lisa... does it get any better? My fucking expanding sac in my 50's ugh, hot flashes be damned, sac growth last forever! Hahaha

@thegaulbegaul Жыл бұрын

Just looked up to see if there was a picture of the tour boat that the Dave Matthews bus had dumped it's septic. Just to let u know there is... Ohhhh there is and Mann it's bad

@kdarbinian4457 Жыл бұрын

adam seems less mean angry (not the good angry) this week lol

@solowri5100 Жыл бұрын

This is by far the most Brilliant, dumb thing ever! THANK YOU.

@kayakdog121 Жыл бұрын

Life Hack: Displace a little more water by letting a little piss go.

@CoelhoSports Жыл бұрын

Return of the whizinator like for drug tests in the 90's. There will be Olympic level cheating always a step ahead of the testers.

@stuloving6937 Жыл бұрын

Just start having Peanut allergy flights

@SithisLich Жыл бұрын

This version of ACS is soo much better, he isn't constantly being cut off or two pointless yes men constantly agreeing with him.

@Tplantsurvivor17 Жыл бұрын

You are so right. I totally agree. You're the best. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol

@daviddaspitdestamand6694 Жыл бұрын

Chris is good

@gregkirk1842 Жыл бұрын

You mean that maxipad guy?

@aprilrawls5162 Жыл бұрын

@@gregkirk1842 😂

@larky3487 Жыл бұрын

@@gregkirk1842 agree, max is annoying

@michaelcline5702 Жыл бұрын

😂😂 he need to AX her 😂😂

@MrReb8567 3 ай бұрын

I like this woman

@easttexasoldcoot8813 6 ай бұрын

Lisa wonders what community service the Dave Matthews bus driver got for dumping the waste tank on a river cruise ship. I would suggest cleaning out porto-potties at chili cook-offs across the state of Texas.

@phoenixrising7047 Жыл бұрын

Lisa Curry used to be a champion swimmer in Australia in the 80's. PEANIT.

@FSUBrando Жыл бұрын

I love when Orny is on cause Aceman always has to explain things to him like he’s a toddler 😂

@ryancortez3958 Жыл бұрын

I thought Orny Adam’s was Lewis Black

@benschulz2166 Жыл бұрын

problem with wind breaker. what if you lived in Fargo in January and its minus 30?? how can you don it and get a free drink? or you live in Death Valley and its 117 ???

@snoopydogg796 Жыл бұрын

Wow U just ruined my crappy salad … but at least I added great blue cheese to kens steakhouse 💪🏿😃👍🏿

@tonyk1406 Жыл бұрын

Picket Signs don't have enough room for LBGTRYSKZNDBSBQ5E8RI2T1OEVBBN

@BurtChristopherson-id5nw Жыл бұрын

i keep thinking its dawson talking , its not, its orny adams guy

@randb4865 Жыл бұрын

And that frisbee retriever's name was... Amos Moses.

@tonymargiottajr6576 Жыл бұрын

Ong get to I'm 7 inches lol

@thegaulbegaul Жыл бұрын

I got audio.

@keithmiller5264 Жыл бұрын

It takes a minute on KZfaqs side

@jefformsby5604 Жыл бұрын

I don’t know. If you’re Jarrod from subway and you’re in single digits nobody is buying you drinks.

@adamantiumbomb Жыл бұрын

Length & Width are important factors, but head size is an equally important metric! 🤔 🍆

@stevechase1512 Жыл бұрын

Hey Adam, one thing no one has thought about with the water displacement test is what if you are a big fat man? Your gut might not let you get your hog completely through the hole. Exceptions?

@larky3487 Жыл бұрын

Fatty's will need to care enough to drop the lbs 🤣🤣🤣

@toddheeter9075 Жыл бұрын

I'm glad somebody finally called Adam out on the 'Definitely Not a Jew' segment. It annoys me because it never makes any sense. There's creepy Jews in the world too (i.e. David Horowitz, Ron Jeremy.) This renders the joke confusing and doesn't work. 1:34:38

@shoob7979 Жыл бұрын

I'm from and live in the south Louisiana heat Ace mentioned in the testicle sac range and oddly enough my Sac must be perpetually frigid because they stay high and tight pretty much yr round and what's more Nuts (pun intended) is I'm one of the highest temp people on earth certainly since the turn of the 20th century. So I have no clue if my balls are confused or maybe it's a medical thing although the ladies complimented in them not being saggy so IDK what is going on

@chriscosentino3057 Жыл бұрын

Adam is much too obsessed with the “hog size” of the general population.

@larky3487 Жыл бұрын

Went a bit too long 🤣

@richb313 Жыл бұрын

Great show Adam especially Lisa.

@ponderosa3928 Жыл бұрын

There's no audio. Pls reload.

@uncleericrocks Жыл бұрын

Audio is good

@ponderosa3928 Жыл бұрын

@@uncleericrocks it's there now, must have been my phone.

@larky3487 Жыл бұрын

@@ponderosa3928 the volume rocker on the side of your phone is an amazing thing 🥰

@BurtChristopherson-id5nw Жыл бұрын

alison??

@OvernightCountFraud2024 Жыл бұрын

Jerry was right

@nhprm Жыл бұрын

Carolal lololol

@brettthickhammer1546 Жыл бұрын

Orny looks like Elons slow brother

@steveyoung6702 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like it too.

@more_jello Жыл бұрын

Carolal?

@crazymook591 Жыл бұрын

Dollar Shiva Club

@erlstone Жыл бұрын

with Dick displacement, there's gonna be sub categories and maybe handicaps... Asian vs black for eg... or number one Jew... or number one gay... number one leftie or conservative.. number one rock star (we know that's Tommy, so that's already settled)

@CoelhoSports Жыл бұрын

Adam is proposing a meritocracy. You are proposing how California would try to corrupt it

@Michael-hv3ts Жыл бұрын

Orny is a funny guy but he needs to know when to lay back. Way too much interrupting.

@ornyadams Жыл бұрын

nah

@catatestrophe7499 Жыл бұрын

Tony’s interruptions were never unwarranted. Dude brings it to the show.

@kathyp1509 Жыл бұрын

I JUST checked Orny’s age just a minute ago. Imagine my surprise to find that he is only 52. I thought he was a 70 year old dude that was in great shape. His old nasal laugh and tone harken back to old comedian schtick. I think he’s funny enough but hard to watch…..and that old man ka Kyle laugh……gahhhh…

@steveyoung6702 Жыл бұрын

This guy again?

@tonyk1406 Жыл бұрын

I do miss Gina & bald but I understand it was getting old. Funny that during Adam's divorce he only has anorexic blond hosts...Hahaha..🤔🤔🤔

@vaughnweber0929 Жыл бұрын

No complaints here.

@Chicomite Жыл бұрын

I noticed that too, but have u seen Adam's new girlfriend? She's anything but anorexic and blonde.

@larky3487 Жыл бұрын

They constantly interrupted Adam...Ginas cackle and knee bends during commercial...we got it bitch you lost some weight, big deal... no one should out shine Adam, for their own gain...even Orny one could argue tries, but I disagree, Orny compliments Adam. Two hysterically" grumpy" older men, pushing back on ea. others view is GOLD makes Adam better...add a visiting Harland Williams oh my god...🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tonyk1406 Жыл бұрын

Women good. Men gross...lol

@robertfrancois6064 Жыл бұрын

I hope he has the chick back by herself

@larky3487 Жыл бұрын

It was an unfortunate match up...they know Orny and Adam are buds, and they have great timing together....to Ornys credit he would look over to her, but she would just pass it back. Once she began the news it made sense. She was playing the news part.