Shen got so tired of dark souls bosses that she became one god damn

"is this the hill you wanna die on, cat?" no, it's the computer he wants to die on.

I had completely forgotten about that entire D&D bit we did and honestly I'm so fucking proud of myself for that LOL

Shen in every Soulsborne video, exasperatedly screaming “I’m poisoned????!!!!” is exactly my general life mood right now tbh

_"then they start beating me with a belt repeatedly"_ This is the part where you figure out if you like that or not. The rest is history.

DS1: The Milky Speech. DS2: The Improv DnD.

"I can fix him" Said every fan girl about a fictional mass murderer

Honestly I really liked the phantoms in 2, the fact that they have like, personalities somehow was really interesting to me

If you follow every single Shenpai souls video by the order they've been uploaded, you can actually pinpoint the exact moment where she loses all sense of sanity

"press me into the wall and heal me good." christ almighty xD

Shenpai: *dual-wielding greatswords* Me, a dual-wielding enthusiast: Teach me.

The D&D part, I can't- A man enters a crowded tavern. The tavern goers are all happy at their tables eating, chatting and drinking. The man suddenly goes to one of the tables. Before the people sitting at the table say anything to the man, he bites it, tearing off a piece of the fine carpentry work. Oddly enough, the pure oak wood seem to do nothing to the man's jaw, who stands there like nothing happened. Suddenly the bartenders, a pair of Tabaxi twins, Adiel and Leida, go up to the table and tell the man to stop eating it. The man looks confused at them, like he doesn't understand why they are so upset. Suddenly looking at Adiel with lustful eyes, the man tries to bite a piece of his cheek off, which is followed by Leida, who grabs a crossbow from under the counter and tries to shoot the man. The dart misses, but noticing his sister's intentions, the other twin rapidly follows her lead, grabbing a dagger from under the counter and making a cut on the man's face to try and stop him. Hurt and even more confused than before, the man decides that the best way of surviving now is through the art of flirting, telling both twins that their cocks are nice and that he was just trying to bite them because he thought they would be into it. The twins (even Leida, who doesn't have a cock) suddenly feel very attracted to the man... What happens next? You decide.

as someone who helps around the DS2 community a fair bit, it brings me joy to see you playing it. This game is like a cute leech... at first you think it's a little much, then it starts to grow on you, and you hate yourself for liking it but as time goes on you start to learn to love it

It was so much harder to know if npc's were players or not in this game, they just have such weird names that it might as well have been irl players. Like that one guy who invades you, "Simon the smith" or something similar, he doesn't carry any kind of weapons, armor or equipment that would make you think he's a smith.

Ah yes, the cat is performing the tradition of laying on important electronics just for inconvenience. Ranges from routers, to computer boxes.

Story time: Dark Souls 2 was the first Souls game I ever played and I knew nothing about the series. I stumbled my way through the tutorial, died to the ogres a few dozen times and managed to use the coffin just to be confused why nothing seemed to happen. Killed the "Last" Giant and cleared that area before getting to the giant knights area. After a few dozen tries I rage quit and never came back. The part that made me rage quit wasn't dying over and over again, it was the five minute travel time walking from the bonfire in Majula to the knight area. It wasn't until a few years later that I was watching a KZfaq video and found out there was a bonfire right at the entrance of the knight area. I wanted to scream.

Every death is like watching someone play a mario maker troll level, it's amazing.

I remember somebody saying "greatshields are only used by the submissive a breedable". To which I swiftly replied *SHIELD BASH INTENSIFIES*

"You're so lucky You're cute!" Sounds like my family's cat, Phantom. He's our adorable little menace!

"I can fix him" legit made me burst out laughing, You have a great laugh haha

I like that chat deciding to eat the table became an instant power move, and then right after biting the bartender, trying to eat the dagger and then arousing both of them at once RIGHT AFTER DOING ALL THAT. Chat is truly a chaotic force of nature.

“WHAT ON THIS LOOKS SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE” Me, as soon as she took the shirt off: God that guy is hella scrawny

Shenpai: Rascal, stop! Rascal: **Meows in German**

I just love how she's willing to get cursed and almost let's herself get petrified. I'm fucking dying

*just sits down with my breakfast* “I hope you’re not eating your breakfast” God damn it

As I keep watching, it feel likes shen is having a mental breakdown that keeps getting worse

Cats are one of the few animals capable of being hated and loved in such great amounts

22:16 This is actually pretty realistic. I would totally go to a furry bar.

Despite Shen being the artist of bird haven where the main character has wings appears to have a nack of falling to her doom far to often

I just binged your dark souls and demon’s souls so this is a very pleasant surprise. Another giggling adventure.

The text effects are so insanely well done 11/10 for effort

I love how the luckiest rolls I've seen in D&D have been for a being riddled with thousands of spirits telling two bartenders "nice cock"

I love this game, so glad you gave it another chance

First few minutes, the cat is a being of incredible power

That was a great intermission! I love how chat is drawn appearing on the scene, fully ready and confident to eat the table to then bite the bartenders, their dagger and then woo them, confident the entire time. If only it could have gone on longer...

4:31 how is shen a real person? how

1:04 Shen, here's a warning: It's cute now, but once it grows big and fat, don't let it rest on top of your computer. One day a car outside did a really loud noise, all my cats got scared of the sound. The one that was on top of my computer threw it on the freaking floor as it jumped away. I'm lucky I was about to buy a new one a few weeks later.

Dark Souls II is the most fun you'll have being blindingly frustrated

I am glad that despite the amount of people who tried to ruin ds2 for shenpai, she still had fun playing ds2 in the end, also, anyone who reads this is a wholesome bean

7:07 Shen, why are you getting cozy with Creighton? You're worrying me

DS2 is like the one game where running past enemies is NEVER a good idea

As someone from Brazil, I can confirm that Pursuer would fit right in. He chases the player character as hard as we chase a way out of unemployment, and gets shut down just as easily

Dark Souls 2 is a criminally underrated game that I love so much. Everything is just so much fun. Though there are some aspects I do hate, they balance each other out.

The editing on the subtitles is god tier. The lighting, the opacity, the bounciness, the movement. All exquisite!!!!~~~~

Shenpai, excellent name choice. I also like to name my characters after Faraam, the exiled son of Gwyn and God of War.

Love Shens vids in general, love the work the editor puts into the Vids. Also, cats sometimes have a tendency to lay down/sit on what they perceive to be vantage points or places high up.

That d&d bit was honestly a certified tavern moment.

The entirety of 36:00 and onward has been the greatest bruh moment of this channel's history.

Shen we've been over this. You can't send Rascal to the Shadow Realm he's too gosh darn adorable for that kind of punishment!

I was listening to the DND skit while washing the dishes having a laugh, but when I noticed it was drawn too I lost my shit

ive been waiting for more souls videos and you come with this work of art

Lovely video as always Shen, love the new detailed text with the fire lighting and such.

I sympathize. In my six or seven playthroughs of Dark Souls 2, I think something like 90% of my deaths were from death pits, 9% were dying to bosses, and 1% was dying to regular enemies.

Imagine not using the Majestic Greatsword Powers Stance on a Greatsword build.

I was looking at my recommended, never heard of you before, got curious and proceeded to watch... I had you in the background until about 21:50 and then... I fell in love with this video. You have a new friend

Eight minutes in, and I’m boggled out of my mind. Love this a lot, Shenpai!

Your sheer chaotic energy is the best. Especially right now when I'm super sick.

Oh hey, for once I am here on release! Today is a good day as I run through Dark Souls 3 with a friend.

i was so sad when it stopped being the best dnd podcast i've ever heard.

the fire lighting reflecting on the text is so good thank you fede for being the best editor

The part where the text went in between the swords was grade A editing

5:29 Never has the question "ARE you Jesus Chr-?" been asked more intensely...

Perfect timing I just got back into ds2 sotfs again recently. I’m surprised though about all the summon signs idk why I never really see other players anymore. (unless they’re invading I guess) So glad you went back to the game anyways, I still enjoy it and this video had my sides hurting the whole time

If you ever see this Shen I just wanna say that you are the very person I watch on any kind of games you play! Because the vibes you set are the best one and it always make laugh or happy (also you also get so good and do an awesome job in these type games that I can never try playing like holy) Thank you so much for this! Keep being awesome Shenpai!!

27:34 Shit just hit the fan when Shenpai starts talking like an Anime Protagonist.

This has finally given me the motivation to actually finish the game; got past Jabba the Hutts cousin and then got killed by a group of enemies past some stairs then I proceeded to nope out.

Loved the DND animation! Would love to watch an actual campaign with you guys!

I really hope Shen plays Sekiro after finishing Dark Souls. Seeing her get used to how it plays compared to Bloodborne and Dark Souls would be amazing

fun fact for everyone. Ds1 remastered and Ds2 scholar of the first sin have similar amount of total player playing the game right now.

Shen, if you love the Souls-Borne series, I recommend Nioh. It's Dark Souls in Japan's Warring State period and you kick off as a beautiful and pissed off Irish man

I have been waiting for so long for this

She's not using the weapon her character starts with. I didn't know that was even possible.

Shens response to the Papa Pear joke was honestly really well done for being 100% improvised

Dark souls 2 gets better every time you play it

Can i just say i love watching videos with shen in, they always put me in a super giggly mood.

Props to the editor for the lighting effect on the subs. I love it >:D

The town in Germany that isn't real is Bielefeld. I don't even know where this joke started but its fucking old.

love that everytime shen is playing dark souls at some point she just goes "bloodborne pls come back😔"

Thank god I needed more Shen to watch💙

When you get concerned looks from your coworkers because you're crying from laughter, and when they ask what's wrong, you say it's nothing because you know you could never explain one of Shen's videos to someone else

You're a disaster of a human being Shenpai But that's okay

Would it be okay to request the streams for this second playthrough of dark souls 2 to go up on your stream channel? Looks like a much more pleasant experience than the first time around, haha

I literally just found Shenpai recently and what’s with you sending your cat to the shadow realm all the time😭😭😭

this video increases my desire to see Shen DM a D&D campaign, due to the sheer creativity and laughs that would eminate from it

The amount of freedom for weapon and armor in every Soulsborne is amazing and stupidly hilarious at the same time.

5:09 every time i'm feeling like playing DS2 i will watch this clip

Stopped watching spicy videos to watch this. You're the best, Shen ❤️

The anime speech of the crying cat was remembered for eons as a pillar of vengeance for the atrocities of froob Bison. He will never have a delicious Tuesday again

Still my favorite Souls game; been replaying it with a buddy and having a great time.

I think that if you wanted to check if they were into biting, that would either be a perception or an insight check

I really liked the light on the subtitles, that's a nice detail

You know it's a Shen video when it DERAILS into a D&D session, which begins with eating part of a wooden table.

As someone who plays dnd : this is accurate.

Pog new vid

Love that Ray call back, what a good time that was

Those subtitles are amazing :D

I actually had a decent time with DS2. Don't really know why, it just felt right.

as someone named Bradley, this was an interesting experience

Sir Alonne actually hit you fairly with the grab attack, so it wasn't a hitbox issue. DS2 however does have a wonky transition from being hit and then getting pulled into the grab animation. The other games transition directly into the grab on hit, while DS2 will let an animation play completely before pulling you into the grab.

"you gotta say it in dragon tounge" Shen:" proceeds to say the dragon's N word"