After Earth Pitch Meeting

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Step inside the pitch meeting that led to After Earth!
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Will Smith is one of the most popular and beloved actors of all time, with a huge list of blockbuster movies under his belt. It seems like he really wanted that same future for his son Jaden, because he and his wife handed him a starring role in a big budget M Night Shyamalan movie. Did he live up to the challenge? Um...
After Earth raises lots of questions. Like why did anyone think it was a good idea to have Jaden lead a movie like this? Why have Will Smith in it if he’s going to be stone-faced and emotionless? How did everything on Earth evolve in one thousand years to kill humans, which didn’t even live there anymore? Why would aliens breed monsters specifically to kill humans, but only give them the ability to smell fear? Why did M Night Shyamalan direct this thing?
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to After Earth! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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@Warstub 3 жыл бұрын

"So why don't they..." "So the movie can happen!" Gets me every time.

@Stevarooni 3 жыл бұрын

Bad writing is tight! "Movie Pitch" is all of those things directors tell each other as they have to weave through studio demands and the supply of horrible scripts.

@danielharvey6352 3 жыл бұрын

Doing stuff is hard...

@MP-qf9bs 3 жыл бұрын

It was all about Will getting his son into the hollywood scene......followed by willow....followed by whatever seed he has produced.....

@Carabas72 3 жыл бұрын

Even most well written movies have one of these.

@SyntheToonz 3 жыл бұрын

Getting you every time is TIGHT!

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 жыл бұрын

The worse the movie is, the better these Pitch meetings are.

@Dargonhuman 3 жыл бұрын

Well, the premise of Pitch Meetings is to explore the hypothetical terrible decisions that go into making movies, so it's definitely easier to come up with bad decisions for a bad movie than bad decisions for a good movie, and that definitely leads to better jokes at the film maker's expense.

@zipvid 3 жыл бұрын

Making jokes at the film maker's expense is tight!

@aztektheultimatewoman 3 жыл бұрын

How have you commented on every video?

@jeremiahlogan5411 3 жыл бұрын

What happened to your mustache

@hagros93 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dargonhuman ^

@HagenvonEitzen 3 жыл бұрын

Never watched the movie, but that doesn't prevent me from attending the pitch meeting

@rhoetusochten4211 3 жыл бұрын

Well, you've pretty much seen it now.

@robeasthope6494 3 жыл бұрын

That’s Tight !!

@AirQuotes 3 жыл бұрын

These pitches are filmed in a time vacuum so we're actually watching them from the past.

@thatonegirlelaine 3 жыл бұрын

I watch Pitch Meetings so I don't waste time watching movies. It's all about efficiency.

@jerff5411 3 жыл бұрын

This is how I watch 80% of movies

@johnwatson3948 3 жыл бұрын

“then the bird dies… because of the extreme cold” “which it has not evolved to survive?” “now you’re getting it sir!” “I’m truly… I’m not!”

@moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115 3 жыл бұрын

"Sounds like a pretty intense case of nepotism." "I pretty sure that their health insurance will cover that." 😂🤣😂🤣

@jokingbat5 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't get this joke. Is it a wordplay on autism or something?

@__-ge2qh 2 жыл бұрын

@@jokingbat5 do you know what nepotism is?

@jokingbat5 2 жыл бұрын

@@__-ge2qh yes, I know

@jokingbat5 2 жыл бұрын

@@__-ge2qh oh, so ... the producer Ryan mistook the word nepotism to mean some kind of disease? I think I get it now.

@bait5257 2 жыл бұрын

@@jokingbat5 yup

@tempast1775 3 жыл бұрын

"Trees don't get afraid" Tell that to petrified wood

@sir.raphimrevelator8644 3 жыл бұрын

You got us there buddy!

@Dargonhuman 3 жыл бұрын

I hate that you're both completely wrong but also kind of right at the same time and that I can't argue with your logic.

@shannonpincombe8485 3 жыл бұрын

That's a good gag. 👍

@OrangeJuiceDripping 3 жыл бұрын

Haha nice one

@burjalmadre 3 жыл бұрын

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼😂🤣

@abbygail6010 3 жыл бұрын

“Doing things is hard” Me chilling in one position since afternoon on my sofa: “yes sir it is”

@CovvaLomusan 3 жыл бұрын

Amazing. Wowowow

@That_Guy- 3 жыл бұрын

chilling on the sofa all afternoon is TIGHT

@mariposa9506 3 жыл бұрын

Wasting your weekend being lazy and watching TV is tight!

@gorillagrod2033 3 жыл бұрын

Yooo that's exactly what I'm doing right now

@Charmer4856 3 жыл бұрын

The health insurance will cover that 🤣🤣🤣

@jwatts1980 3 жыл бұрын

Writer: "He had 2 broken legs" Producer: "Oh you need those to walk!" LOL he is super proud that he knows a thing

@mountainwarrior8387 3 жыл бұрын

As opposed to four broken legs.

@ziggygunz2447 3 жыл бұрын

I'll do You one better, WHY is Gamora???

@brucelucasjr5856 Жыл бұрын

Maybe in a future episode Producer Guy will evolve to know a thing.....or two

@ColinFox Жыл бұрын

I've seen interviews with filmmakers where they talk about not wanting their movie to be skewered by a Pitch Meeting. Ryan, you strike fear into the hearts of those men.

@RameshBabu-no6xu 3 жыл бұрын

“They also impale humans on trees” “Trees don’t show fear” The Happening flashbacks

@Noperare 3 жыл бұрын

It is a M. Night Shyamalan movie. Since "Unbreakable" and "Split" share the same universe, maybe ALL Shyamalan movies are part of same cinematic universe.

@amakky1989 3 жыл бұрын

The Shyamalaniverse

@chrissonofpear1384 3 жыл бұрын

@@Noperare Yes, the trees evolved, and they influenced all other life to hate humans too! Makes serpect pense.

@toajaton8593 3 жыл бұрын

@@chrissonofpear1384 "WhAt? NoOOo!"

@Charmer4856 3 жыл бұрын

Doing things is hard 😁😁😁

@ZCoreStudio 3 жыл бұрын

"it's gonna end up crashing on earth" "that's where I live" "same here sir" 😂😂

@Barnowl65 3 жыл бұрын

My first thought when Will Smith says that everything on earth has evolved to kill humans was "But...how? They left the planet so there's no way they could do that!" Glad to know Ryan feels the same.

@davidwuhrer6704 2 жыл бұрын

Well, maybe that is why they left in the first place.

@michelangelo8156 2 жыл бұрын

@@davidwuhrer6704 But they hadn't evolved yet at that point.

@CigarDoug 2 жыл бұрын

@@michelangelo8156 paradoxical justifications are TIGHT!

@CzechMirco 2 жыл бұрын

Well actually it was super easy, barely an inconvenience. But for real though: the Sydney funnel web, considered the most venomous spider in the world, has venom that is many times more potent ( = harmful/deadly) against primates than against any other taxonomic groups of mammals. And it evolved many million years before the first primates turned up on Australian coast. Sometimes coincidences happen.

@Barnowl65 2 жыл бұрын

@@CzechMirco So what you're saying is that I am justified in my fear of spiders? Naw, I get it. I get what you're saying.

@ElhoimCrow 3 жыл бұрын

"Everything has evolved to kill humans" They fell in Australia?

@Ayrton866 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Jawsjawsjawsrg 3 жыл бұрын

The same could probably be said of Africa.

@S4ns 3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact, they didn't use CGI, they just filmed Australia as is.

@masterstepz9800 3 жыл бұрын

@joshua spriggs I think its true. Have you seen their house spiders? They're freakin tarantulas

@masterstepz9800 3 жыл бұрын

@joshua spriggs Im imagining you miami vice clothes right now, thanks to those memes😂

@garysuarez9614 3 жыл бұрын

"Sudden baboons are tight". "Don't trees produce oxygen?" "Which is how they evolved?" Much science talked here.

@fluftboop9279 3 жыл бұрын

Don't go to school just watch pitch meetings

@user-hardbrain 3 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity for Scienk and Meth. Lol

@kwanelekhomo9969 3 жыл бұрын

@@user-hardbrain missed opportunity for "flash back tits are tight"

@hazukichanx408 2 жыл бұрын

Video games do this too, from time to time. Just sort of making up a bunch of random "science" that they pulled from their butts. Though it's almost more painful when they skim through a couple of actual scientific theories or articles or whatever, and then just name-drop a few details like that token gesture somehow makes their dung-filled nonsense pie of a setting more plausible... ...For some reason, Firaxis, Civ: Beyond Earth and the X-Com reboot spring to mind.

@watchingyoutube_ 3 жыл бұрын

"Can Jaiden shine?" Narrator: He could not.

@allahspreadshate6486 3 жыл бұрын

*Narrator (with the voice of Morgan Freeman)

@PsyrenXY 3 жыл бұрын

He wasn't bad in Karate Kid. The script here was just a dumpster full of crap

@fightinggamegod1043 3 жыл бұрын

His subtle digs are legendary

@schattentaenzerin 2 жыл бұрын

I doubt anyone could shine with that script. It was a dumpster fire

@hongxiuquan69 2 жыл бұрын

Denied! Sit down!

@jacklodge9291 3 жыл бұрын

"Cold lets you know when your cold"

@illCMAC 3 жыл бұрын

"Cold let's you know when it is cold." "And so will this suit."

@JoeMartinez18 3 жыл бұрын

"I guess that makes sense"

@Groteskfull 3 жыл бұрын

@@JoeMartinez18 * "I guess that's helpful"

@All.Gravy96 3 жыл бұрын

“Cold let’s you know when it’s cold” That was golden.

@clintholmes2061 3 жыл бұрын

No. Golden means warm.

@jimmym3352 3 жыл бұрын

It does a pretty good job of it too. I walk outside and I instantly know if I need to put on a jacket.

@zivbartal4160 3 жыл бұрын

Jaden's tweets in a nutshell

@1MinuteFlipDoc 3 жыл бұрын

that was tight!

@blackmanjrpg17 3 жыл бұрын

"Will Smith is going to play a character named Cypher Rage!" "I'm pretty sure I unlocked that character in Mortal Kombat" 😂😂

@stefanfilipovits21 3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing when I heard Wahlberg’s “Cade Yeager” name in the crappy(er) transformers movies

@Nick-up5wv 2 жыл бұрын

BOTH names are STILL better than the OFFICIAL name chosen for Mortal Kombat 2021: Cole Young. 🙄 I feel like that was a last minute Tekken name. Speaking of Tekken names Mortal Kombat fans will understand why the name "Bob" would've made more sense for the movie; right ketchup and mustard?😉

@aperson5215 2 жыл бұрын

@@Nick-up5wv Yeah... Should've been called Donny Rage and be revealed to be a movie directed by Johnny cage... or not I haven't seen the film

@Nick-up5wv 2 жыл бұрын

@@aperson5215 Donny Rage? 😆🤣🤣🤣

@aperson5215 2 жыл бұрын

@@Nick-up5wv That was not my Joke I just thought it would... Wait why did I Say donny rage?

@BeardyBaldyBob 3 жыл бұрын

What absolutely blows my mind is someone read this script... And instead of pishing themselves laughing and immediately throwing it in the shredder, they gave it one hundred and thirty MILLION dollars! 💵😳

@harrymills2770 10 ай бұрын

They make movies. They don't know anything else.

@antoy384 2 күн бұрын

Producer Ryan illustrates such arguments so well: “Don’t you want to hear the script? - We have WILL SMITH!”

@nathank2289 3 жыл бұрын

No jokes about how the giant bird that evolved to kill humans saves the human for no reason?

@ctochs 3 жыл бұрын

The joke was the giant bird did it to thank the kid for saving her babies from the tiger except all the babies died so yea...

@theultimatereductionist7592 3 жыл бұрын

Too many inconsistencies & stupidities in After Earth for a single Pitch Meeting. You'd need an After Pitch Meeting to cover them all.

@racpatrice 3 жыл бұрын

What?? 🤣🤣. I have never watched this movie and I never will lol

@blazeyude9999 3 жыл бұрын

Have u seen the film? The giant bird doesn’t do it for no reason, earlier in the film wills son try to saves the birds chicks, so the bird then protects him

@kevinferdian746 3 жыл бұрын

@@blazeyude9999 yeah and just straight up bumping the whole "evolved to kill human" things. Bruh

@WeAreOnePiano 3 жыл бұрын

This is why you should never take your audience for granted.

@silverblue73 3 жыл бұрын

The scary thing is wondering how they thought it would be good and at what point they realized it would never be

@kriegscommissarmccraw4205 3 жыл бұрын

How is "Fires of Revolution" a Musical Basic?

@Custerd1 3 жыл бұрын

Like for the Star Trek franchise. Or the Star Wars franchise.

@radiofriendlybox 3 жыл бұрын

no, this is why you don't make allegorical movies about scientology.

@joebomb1019 3 жыл бұрын

@@EventualWarlord My guess is that 1. The writers were limited in some way by the people above them, or 2. the writers were chosen for political or social reasons, or a mix of both. I think TLJ was rushed too.

@OfentseMwaseFilms 3 жыл бұрын

Dude you are just Brilliant. This film is riddled with plot holes! You counted over 10!

@samlerf 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair: SOME of those problems are explained in the novelization and/or the prequel novel "the perfect beast".

@ultrademigod 3 жыл бұрын

@@samlerf Then they should been put into the movie.

@ultrademigod 3 жыл бұрын

@@OneNiftyBoi I would have, but unfortunately I can't read :P

@adityajain8535 3 жыл бұрын

Counting over 3.6M plot holes is tight

@bern9642 3 жыл бұрын

@@OneNiftyBoi 😂

@matthewsager925 3 жыл бұрын

"Cold lets you know when you're cold."

@zeroviewsclub4586 3 жыл бұрын

"Sure, those things might as well happen." Perfect slogan for 2020

@roninxninjatw1612 3 жыл бұрын

Preach

@mattchavis5621 3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@bornbuckeye3722 3 жыл бұрын

Perfect "description" of 2020

@bencebotye3904 3 жыл бұрын

So the plants learn how to avoid producing Oxygen, but the Animal Kingdom also adapted for these conditions... Do this is a sequel for the Happening?

@thatonegirlelaine 3 жыл бұрын

💯

@santhosh2192 3 жыл бұрын

"Sounds like pretty intense case of nepotism" Bollywood fans: "first time?"

@SidPil 3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@thingamabob3902 3 жыл бұрын

but then .... Im pretty sure they have good health insurance ... LMAO

@SouthBayLA1310 3 жыл бұрын

I had to Google what nepotism meant haha

@dhirajgawande007 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@diljitsingh3887 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@dragneelfire2483 3 жыл бұрын

I was watching El Dorado with my friend last night, and she was all: “Ya know, what are the odds they’d end up on the exact island they needed to be on. And why didn’t Cortez just kill them? The Spanish were known for their brutality in the 1500’s.” I didn’t even look at her, and I was all: “So the movie can happen!” Ryan has successfully converted me 😂

@jizou1581 2 жыл бұрын

Its tough to be a god!

@br4dyv 2 жыл бұрын

“Oh it’s going to be hard for them to win a basketball like game against a team of professionals”

@phousefilms 2 жыл бұрын

"UnCLEAR!" Also would accept "I'm gonna need you to get ALL THE WAY OFF MY BACK about this!"

@rocketrockstar8171 2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking of the John Wayne movie El Dorado!

@chlorophyll6154 2 жыл бұрын

Her?? A woman?? You a woman?? A girl?

@llamabot9889 3 жыл бұрын

"He's going to get parasite and turn into Will Smith from Hitch"

@Dantheman-bw8hv 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@shondixon6969 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@grailchaser 3 жыл бұрын

"So would they make hazmat suits that block their pheremones...?" Literally the first thought I had whilst watching this daft movie.

@sleepysera 3 жыл бұрын

@Iafiv Iv But wouldn't the human intellect plus ability to wield such weapons be considered PART of our evolution? Instead of growing more muscles and claws, we grew brains and hands capable of thinking up and using highly advanced tools. Seems only fair to me that we get to use that ability~

@thingamabob3902 3 жыл бұрын

@@sleepysera you see, movie script writers did not take part in the same evolution ;-)

@codynickel9650 3 жыл бұрын

Stop trying to make whilst a thing, it whilsnt

@Daniel_deez_nutz 3 жыл бұрын

Same thing with "A quiet place". Like why not just have one place really loud to attract the monsters then just bomb it?

@unknown3158 3 жыл бұрын

@@Daniel_deez_nutz I don’t think it works like that in the Quiet Place. Remember the waterfall which was really loud but had no aliens nearby.

@blueninja5553 3 жыл бұрын

“Pretty sure I just unlocked that guy in Mortal Kombat” 😂

@DuraDigi 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 😂😂

@FunZies. 3 жыл бұрын

Whenever I heard that name, I just kept thinking of the pokemon. :D

@dennisshury4456 2 жыл бұрын

Lol "the rage family". This aged pretty well. The jokes on here are truly gems. I wouldnt watch this turd of a movie but ill gladly rewatch Ryans screen rant over and over

@ve4189 3 жыл бұрын

Ryan, you should totally do a “Mask of Zorro” pitch meeting.

@dixiecronin7791 3 жыл бұрын

"Doing things is hard." You totally understand me, Producer Guy.

@molassio1989 3 жыл бұрын

Right?

@hansbansor5170 3 жыл бұрын

That line got to me xD

@megkrish7568 3 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@gkwame4981 3 жыл бұрын

It sure is.

@hinowdie2778 3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@Dinobot2 3 жыл бұрын

They ignored M. Night's involvement just like the film's marketing team did.

@silverblue73 3 жыл бұрын

that's the twist

@amorphoussolid8512 3 жыл бұрын

Can you blame them?

@Dinobot2 3 жыл бұрын

@@amorphoussolid8512 Oh of course not. This was M. Night's first film after The Last Airbender which seemed to put the nail in the coffin for any interest in a film of his. Hiding his name didn't really help anything though, since After Earth still bomed with critics, filmgoers, and at the box office.

@SophiaAphrodite 3 жыл бұрын

@@Dinobot2 Devil was released same year but technically after Last Airbender but was too late in marketing to remove his name off of it.

@Dinobot2 3 жыл бұрын

@@SophiaAphrodite Shyamalan was a producer on Devil, he didn't write or direct it.

@theena 3 жыл бұрын

'Cold will let you know when it's cold' is one of the funniest plot hole pokes ever.

@austinpeake1331 3 жыл бұрын

"Doing things is hard." Is going on my gravesite.

@Theplaymaker1271 3 жыл бұрын

"His name is Cypher Rage" "Pretty sure I just unlocked that character on Mortal Kombat" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@himdotcom 3 жыл бұрын

Cypher Rage... Fatality: Jayden's career.

@katej2284 3 жыл бұрын

One of my fave ever Pitch Meeting moments :D

@Kattywagon29 3 жыл бұрын

Best Line

@MrConredsX 2 жыл бұрын

He probably meant Milla Rage but thats not Mortal Kombat, that's Guilty Gear series

@hazukichanx408 2 жыл бұрын

Cypher RAGE... Versuuus... _Chromatic ABERRATION_ Round One... FIGHT!!

@aztektheultimatewoman 3 жыл бұрын

“That sounds like a serious case of nepotism.” “Yeah don’t worry their health insurance will cover that.” 🤣🤣🤣

@brainlesswarrior657 3 жыл бұрын

I didnt get it

@geegeep 3 жыл бұрын

@@brainlesswarrior657 it's because the word nepotism sounds like it could be a disease's name, which is why screenwriter guy mentions health insurance

@roroboiii4796 3 жыл бұрын

Why is this funny Because I'm batman

@opedromagico 3 жыл бұрын

Haven’t watched the movie but laughed so hard at this kkkkkk Ryan is so good

@luskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk8021 3 жыл бұрын

eae men

@college54114 3 жыл бұрын

kkkkkkk

@CaptHC 3 жыл бұрын

@Mohamed Elsayed whoops

@V1C.T0R 2 жыл бұрын

Watching the Pitch Meeting instead of watching the actual movie is tight.

@WooMaster777 3 жыл бұрын

2:52 "Sir, I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about evolution..." OMG!!

@EndPoliticalCorruption 3 жыл бұрын

That's what the Christian fundamentalists say!

@MaloneIG 3 жыл бұрын

How is it possible that nothing in this movie makes sense

@persianking44 3 жыл бұрын

Because M. Night thinks he's a better writer than he actually is, and doesn't understand that when you to try to apply naturally occurring phenomenon like evolution, you actually have to have some sort of understanding of how they actually work. Like making water fatal to aliens, even though water is pretty common throughout the universe and they're invading a planet mostly covered in it, or that "fear" is just a result of the body fight or flight response and so will be secreting the same "pheromones" regardless of whether or not the person is actually scared or just charging into the fight...

@CaptHayfever 3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@CaptHayfever 3 жыл бұрын

@@persianking44: Don't forget making "survival instinct" the only thing that stops people from committing suicide en masse.

@CalvinHikes 3 жыл бұрын

Not only was it terrible, it was boring.

@DeathnoteBB 3 жыл бұрын

persianking44 Don’t bring Signs into this, that was far from After Earth. Signs is actually a good movie

@college54114 3 жыл бұрын

“Pretty sure evolution takes longer than that.” *”Eh, debatable.”* ROFL

@Riwillion 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, there are examples of significant evolution occuring over just decades, but that doesn´t make this movie any less idiotic overall.

@henrygustavekrausse7459 3 жыл бұрын

@@Riwillion Like what?

@Riwillion 3 жыл бұрын

@@henrygustavekrausse7459 Google Peppered moth evolution :)

@henrygustavekrausse7459 3 жыл бұрын

@@Riwillion It is certainly evolution but changing color is not "significant" if significance is defined by the extreme evolution in the movie's context.

@Riwillion 3 жыл бұрын

@@henrygustavekrausse7459 Well I wouldn´t define it by those standards, because those are obviously kinda ridiculous. I am talking more in context of reality, and I would say in that context, a species changing their color, which is pretty significant, over a decade or so, is pretty damn fast.

@slimshead8100 3 жыл бұрын

“Doing things is hard”. My new motto for life.

@uriadelavaro3956 3 жыл бұрын

"So let me get off of that thing." - Gets me every time.

@micahbiesinger9824 3 жыл бұрын

“Now you’re gettin’ it, sir!” “I truly... I’m not!” Neither am I. Neither am I.

@NotMe-tk8pb 3 жыл бұрын

"They crash on earth" "Ooh, that's where I live" "Same here sir"

@SacredCowStockyards 3 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@hollowboi4195 3 жыл бұрын

Not me same here

@NinJestre 3 жыл бұрын

Never heard of it, is it in the Correlian sector or something?

@Rwdphotos 3 жыл бұрын

This movie is so relatable

@MJAYZ007 3 жыл бұрын

That one got me

@Blechhower 3 жыл бұрын

Apparently Trees live in constant fear.

@LiveLNXgaming 3 жыл бұрын

"those things may as well happen" is a good way to describe every scene of this.

@Haterator 3 жыл бұрын

Producer: "So you have a movie for me?" Writer: "A movie? Well okay, let's call it that..."

@Justin-ou5yo 3 жыл бұрын

"Can Jayden shine?" No....no he can not.

@GCEXTREMEMN 3 жыл бұрын

Whoops!

@theSonicguy001 3 жыл бұрын

Glenn Cox Whoopsies!

@metazoxan2 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair he wasn't that bad. The main issue is they put in this kid with little to no real acting experience and try to throw him as the main star to a major motion picture as if that will put him on the map. But getting small rolls until your "big break" is also where you get the experience to become a talented actor. But everyone acted like because he was the son of Will Smith he just just be ... automatically as good as his father who's had decades of acting experience. The fact they litterally nerf Will Smith just to try to not overshadow him own son really killed the movie.

@crimson5pider 3 жыл бұрын

@Charlie Vetsworth I was about to say that

@alisaurus4224 3 жыл бұрын

Charlie Vetsworth i liked him just fine in Karate Kid too. But there Jaden was acting with various people including charisma factory Jackie Chan, whereas in After Earth he was on green screens acting mostly alone or with his dad, whose character definition is “stiff and emotionless.” Poor kid didn’t have a chance

@alessandrogambino420 3 жыл бұрын

Jayden is the perfect representation of "Where did I go wrong with you?!"

@valkyrie9646 2 жыл бұрын

Jaden Smith is 100% his mother, Jada. Both of them are unbearably narcissistic, completely entitled and talentless. Will Smith doesn't seem even half the man he used to be. It's like Jada's only job for the last 20 years was to kill her husband's spirit.

@alessandrogambino420 2 жыл бұрын

@@valkyrie9646 I agree with you 100% Jada is poison, as a wife...as a mother too.

@clintoruss153 Жыл бұрын

@@alessandrogambino420the whole family is fcked

@albertthompson9523 3 ай бұрын

@@alessandrogambino420 Yet, I hear she's a REALLY good host. All Jaydens friends LOVE coming over for some...... quality time with Ms. Smith. I heard sleepovers at the Smith's house are VERY popular. ;-)

@AnansiTheLibra 3 жыл бұрын

“I truly feel that’s not how evolution works”😂😂

@DarnHooligan 3 жыл бұрын

"Instead they make suits that turn baby-blue when your cold!" "Oh why would the suits do that?" "To let you know when it's cold" "Cold lets you know when it's cold" "And so will these suits!" 🤣🤣🤣

@Carewolf 3 жыл бұрын

@Balance of The hill We today have t-shirts designed with special colors that change hue when they get wet.... So you can tell when people are sweating in a t-shirt... Which I guess we couldn't before.

@thingamabob3902 3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Rambo ( where it was more tongue in cheek ) .... what does the blue light do .... it shines blue !

@TheHouseOfWaffles 3 жыл бұрын

Did Jaden write this movie? It sounds like the drivel he posts on social media.

@PatOHehe 3 жыл бұрын

@@TheHouseOfWaffles wow you actually read his drivel? 😳

@TheHouseOfWaffles 3 жыл бұрын

@@PatOHehe I've seen it referenced in videos and memes.

@Games4Kickz 3 жыл бұрын

Sudden Baboons are tight. Super sciency barely an inaccuracy.

@ellis3320 3 жыл бұрын

Haha no way used to watch your 7dtd play through nonstop 😂

@wooshme5986 3 жыл бұрын

The random chimp event

@nayeonintern3481 3 жыл бұрын

and it can happen in any Hollywood jungle adventure movie

@claudeanello3362 3 жыл бұрын

Oohhh a new one?

@claudeanello3362 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah yeah!

@Urotsukidoji1 3 жыл бұрын

We need Pitch Meetings for: 300 Con Air The Rock Pirates of the Caribbean Commando True Lies Return Of The Living Dead Evil Dead

@michaelmason4917 3 жыл бұрын

Ryan on the Screen Rant Channel is like a diamond in a pile of crap.

@aperson5215 2 жыл бұрын

Or a singular rose in a mountain of S***

@MaHumorless 3 жыл бұрын

I mean, this really sounds like a terrible movie.

@WoolyFridgeFish 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah yeah yeah

@perigee9281 3 жыл бұрын

Lol it was so bad

@michellea221 3 жыл бұрын

It is

@zedsnorklebottum2781 3 жыл бұрын

Blazing hot dumpster fire, yes

@GopherAtl 3 жыл бұрын

this sounds like a video game idea with the most cliched outline of a story that for some reason got made into a movie instead.

@GTOYMPodcast 3 жыл бұрын

"Doing things is hard." This joke has so many dimensions to it, Pitch Meetings are so brilliant!

@thegrayyernaut 3 жыл бұрын

Producer Guy is the most understanding and sympathetic man ever.

@commenterperson4481 2 жыл бұрын

@@thegrayyernaut ...all he has to do is sit back, listen to understand, and conclude with yes or no. The hard work is done by the writers... Sympathy, in this case, is cheap.

@BobbySacamano 2 жыл бұрын

Doing hard things is tight

@l0v3MyB3ar Жыл бұрын

I immediately stopped doing things once I heard that. Oh, crap, I just did typing. Oh crap....

@agenttyson007 3 жыл бұрын

@2:11 Writer: They are the only ones that survive the crash from the whole crew. Producer: What are the odds of that? Writer: I have no idea, I've never been good at maths, or science, or writing

@GeekedOutNeckbeard 3 жыл бұрын

I saw this movie in theatres, loved it, and then everyone hated it, when I said I enjoyed it.. The roasts I wasn't prepared for started happening. A truly guilty pleasure of a movie for me

@neliaferreira9983 Жыл бұрын

Dude, we need details. I am curious: why did you love it?

@dishantkumarpathak3326 3 жыл бұрын

"Cold let's you know when it's cold" "And so will this suit." Competing with cold is tight!

@djfreem6881 3 жыл бұрын

“So this is gonna be the story of a super successful famous guy and his son that’s not as talented , but the whole family wants him to follow in his dad’s footsteps.” “I agree 100%” Shots have been fired!!

@dustinrieber8590 Жыл бұрын

"Cold lets you know when it's cold." Genius...

@adampryor4662 Жыл бұрын

"Can Jaden shine," was more of a statement than a question

@charlesajones77 3 жыл бұрын

"Doing things is hard" Truer words have never been spoken.

@craigslistreply6544 3 жыл бұрын

"Can Jaden shine?" Not super easy, truly an inconvenience

@hoodio 3 жыл бұрын

this should really have 10 times more likes😂

@WillBlacksilver 3 жыл бұрын

Super hard, barely convenient

@pentelegomenon1175 3 жыл бұрын

Can Jaden compose a tweet?

@xREAPERo 2 жыл бұрын

“Cold let’s you know when it’s cold”🤣🤣

@iain1541 3 жыл бұрын

This is possibly my favourite Pitch Meeting so far. Bravo Ryan, you just keeping making gold like its super easy....barely an inconvenience.

@johnstriker480 3 жыл бұрын

"Crash on EARTH" "That's where I live!" "Same here" xD

@sidneyericson6641 3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@rifalpakekf 3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@Morningstar-Croft 3 жыл бұрын

Wow what are the chances!

@christopherdutton8565 3 жыл бұрын

"doing things is hard" I felt that

@DylanPWN 3 жыл бұрын

I watched this right after watching the sharknado pitch meeting, where he talks about knowing math and science. It was a flawless transition.

@1MinuteFlipDoc 3 жыл бұрын

we are on the same wavelength. i just watched The Last Sharknado: It's About Time , and now this video. hahaha

@MeyerBen27 2 жыл бұрын

After binge watching a bunch of these pitch meetings the most important thing i learned is always say thank you when your boss agrees to get all the way off your back.

@joebrito3192 3 жыл бұрын

"now youre getting it" "im not" the simple delivery got me

@xbrewtalityx5416 3 жыл бұрын

This was by far more enjoyable than sitting through After Earth.

@arb9010 3 жыл бұрын

they should do a full feature version of pitch meeting

@AnelorGalor 3 жыл бұрын

my condolence for you watching that thing, when i smelled nepotism in the works, i bee lined it like a pro from anything related to that "movie"

@alisaurus4224 3 жыл бұрын

I’d watch this 15 times (to match the movie’s 100 minutes) before I’d watch After Earth again

@Iam_akolab 3 жыл бұрын

"So the birds protects him for not successfully protecting the baby“ 😂😂😂

@magick333 2 жыл бұрын

cold lets you know when it's cold. just one of the greatest lines ever.

@Raytheus 3 жыл бұрын

Writer: get all the way off my back about evolution, sir. Producer: okay then. Insert the X-MEN SERIES.

@martinqizeaq 3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that X-Men evolved the same rate as any other human, only there are 2 kind it evolving to. But I'm not sure.

@LoganBluth 3 жыл бұрын

One thing that always confused me about the whole "Mutants are the next stage in human evolution" malarkey is that in the Marvel Universe mutants are constantly being exterminated and killed off in various future timelines. So doesn't that simply make mutants a FAILED offshoot of humanity since their mutant status confers significantly LESS reproductive fitness/success due to them frequently being killed off long before they have a chance to reproduce and pass on their DNA...? I mean, evolution via natural selection has nothing to do with a group of related individuals all developing amazing superpowers, it is simply the proliferation and continuance of inherited characteristics that increase the reproductive fitness/success of all individuals who share those characteristics. So, since the Marvel Universe is apparently full of intolerant bigots who all want to murder mutants, having mutant superpowers isn't an advantage, it's a liability, and being a NON-mutant confers greater reproductive fitness/success. Basically, what I'm saying is Magneto doesn't understand evolution. Haha

@balbenry2239 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@andrewjazdzyk1215 3 жыл бұрын

@@LoganBluth Yes and there would have to have been some exerted pressure within human society/species assemblages that would push humans towards having crazy powers. If they were truly "mutations" then the background mutation rate would be absurdly high. Generally this confers reduced fitness but is alleviated because selection prevents deleterious mutations from becoming too high in a population. The issue with human society is that selection pressure is greatly reduced (which is a problem in real life, deleterious mutations are not being purged and so we are facing a dilemma. Either begin some form of genetic engineering in human society, an ethically debated science -and for good reason, or we face something known as Mueller's ratchet where slightly deleterious mutations build up in a species (if they are very deleterious they are selected against) until the viability of that species is a huge concern and a subsequent collapse takes place.) and so a high mutation rate SHOULD cause mutants to be selected against very rapidly.

@yucol5661 3 жыл бұрын

I don’t get why there are Mutants AND Inhumans among humans in the marvel Universe. Maybe that will be explored int the future but as it is it’s just explained with “oh, it’s just evolution” because that part of science was not as widely understood by readers at the time I guess

@assaniyuma6188 3 жыл бұрын

"So trees don't produce oxygen? " 😂😂🤣

@xalynden 2 жыл бұрын

"CAN Jaden shine?" makes me lol every time

@antiday 2 жыл бұрын

@6:09 this aged incredibly well

@fastfiddler1625 3 жыл бұрын

"Hey, I want to shoehorn my son into Hollywood." "OK. I got this cool little AI writing app on my phone we can try using to make a movie script."

@alisaurus4224 3 жыл бұрын

Kinda rude to call M Night an app

@brandonwithnell612 3 жыл бұрын

@@alisaurus4224 yeah that poor app, its better than that

@ravenmorrigana1093 3 жыл бұрын

This Pitch Meeting somehow makes the movie seem LESS worse than it was. I don't think anyone can truly encompass just how awful this movie was.

@josh0628 3 жыл бұрын

I liked it :/

@slidetek 3 жыл бұрын

They certainly managed to hit every point I wanted to put my foot through the screen about. Too bad the pitch meeting for this movie never brought up any of these questions.

@CasepbX 3 жыл бұрын

@@josh0628 Yeah if you're high enough it's not awful or anything. Just pretty bad.

@thatonegirlelaine 3 жыл бұрын

I can imagine. It looks god awful from the 3 minutes shown here.

@jerff5411 3 жыл бұрын

It could've been far better with a real actor, instead of a whiny brat.

@mnsnerd Жыл бұрын

'Sudden baboons are tight!' may be the best 'are tight' in the history of Pitch Meetings. This one has even more brilliance and laughs than usual. Thank you, Ryan.

@beardedentity 8 ай бұрын

Naaah...still couldn't top "Nuns are tight" in The Nun Pitch Meetings.

@JJ-zr1wf 3 жыл бұрын

*"Actually it's gonna be easy, barely an inconvenience"* The one line which is consistent with the pitch series

@delathenleso5793 3 жыл бұрын

You missed the most important punchline: "Directed by M. Night Shyamalan"

@latetotheparty7551 3 жыл бұрын

I've called him M. Not for years. Seems appropriate.

@misterfister67 3 жыл бұрын

Lol screen rant said he was the best director of all time too 🤦‍♂️

@christopherminutolo9384 3 жыл бұрын

Whoops

@deadskrillaskrit2078 3 жыл бұрын

Well there ya go

@Flakz911 3 жыл бұрын

@@christopherminutolo9384 whoopsie

@mysticranger6894 3 жыл бұрын

“Doing things is hard” I felt that.

@ivy1563 3 жыл бұрын

"Sure, those things might as well happen." My favorite catchphrase.

@frankfeuerstein2881 3 жыл бұрын

"Can Jayden shine?" killed me :-D

@meganeox 3 жыл бұрын

Quote of the year: “Cold let’s you know when it’s cold”

@gst013 3 жыл бұрын

Cold let is you know...?? And I thought contractions were super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@patldennis 3 жыл бұрын

Those suits were the natural technological descendant of those Coors Rocky mountain cans

@lforlight 3 жыл бұрын

@@gst013 "let's" is actually a contraction of "let us".

@Emulcool 3 жыл бұрын

This pitch meeting hasn't even covered a third of the story problems this movie had.

@anttam117 2 жыл бұрын

“Doing things is hard” That should be on a t-shirt!

@Ryodraco 3 жыл бұрын

"Cold lets you know when it's cold." One of my favorite jokes/points that I was not expecting to hear.

@romicabhatia5519 3 жыл бұрын

One thing we can all agree on during these dire times: Ryan feeds us all life force.

@jamesanthony8438 3 жыл бұрын

... just like a mommy bird!

@Dargonhuman 3 жыл бұрын

I just wish he would wear a mask and social distance from the other actors in his skit a little more. After all the pro-mask preaching he does on his personal channel, he should be setting a better example for his audience. I mean, do the actors playing Script Guy and Producer Guy have to be so close in the same office? They could Zoom call each other and still get the same effect.