HFY Story : For Humans, everything is a weapon... & Don’t Lie to Humans |2210~War, Terran and Humans

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HFY Story : For Humans, everything is a weapon... & Don’t Lie to Humans |2210~War, Terran and Humans

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@Incadazant01 11 ай бұрын

"Hey, it's not my fault you didn't have what you claimed you did. I actually believed you, you know, so I built something better." Literally the story behind the F-15.

@mre4u422 11 ай бұрын

funny because it's accurate. for those who don't know the F-15 was built to combat what they Russians claimed to have at the time.

@LtCWest 11 ай бұрын

Do you per chance happen to be an enjoyer of Habitual Linecrosser?

@sewpungyow5154 11 ай бұрын

@@mre4u422 Was it the foxbat?

@jonmiller9534 11 ай бұрын

@@sewpungyow5154 Yes the Mig 25 Foxbat

@bigswordlittleman3770 11 ай бұрын

And the 22 and 35

@shawnmcmanamy4701 11 ай бұрын

The funny part is that they didn't understand that saying "dismantle that old junk" inherently means there is a newer, better version....

@BrazenBard 11 ай бұрын

Oh, given the speed of the new legislation, it's fair to assume they did. :D

@Kualinar 11 ай бұрын

@@BrazenBard Also my conclusion.

@davarrashayde 11 ай бұрын

Lol. I thought the exact same thing. >.< there's already a newer version that works better than the other one so obviously the one that they were talking about can be dismantled for parts and such for other new things go be made lol 😂

@dylanherrera5395 11 ай бұрын

they DID thats why they passed the law, im confused as to how the op got 100+ likes on this comment

@shitbag_soldier 11 ай бұрын

Lockheed Martin circa 2250

@MagicalMaster 11 ай бұрын

Of course the floor is a weapon, it's a hard object you can bludgeon people with.

@ImFrelled 11 ай бұрын

I think you mean "It's a hard object, you can bludgeon with people."

@QuakeMidaro 11 ай бұрын

@@ImFrelledI mean if I Rip up a floor tile or a wood plank used as flooring and proceed to bash someone's skull in I'm bludgeoning them with the floor

@brandontsosie4514 11 ай бұрын

Does this mean the walls and ceiling need to be taken away, too?

@johncochran8497 11 ай бұрын

@@ImFrelledWell, since everything is relative, is there really a difference between hitting someone with the floor or hitting the floor with someone?

@hamsta11 11 ай бұрын

What? He slipped and fell. He slipped and fell 10 times. Why is that so hard to believe?

@dalemorgan8263 11 ай бұрын

I've said it before, calling bluffs is baked into our cultural identity.

@brigidtheirish 10 ай бұрын

You'd think the Russians would learn.

@yomogami4561 11 ай бұрын

first story proves the old saying: there are no dangerous weapons just dangerous people the second story: humans are calling the star destroying weapon: that old thing? what the hell have they developed now! thanks for the stories and the narration

@NeSeeger 11 ай бұрын

Something can always be more efficient, cheaper, or more powerful and some thing cant be upgraded so they are just scrapped.

@lechking941 10 ай бұрын

@@NeSeegerbut sometimes, thoes old rusted scrap weapons prove to reliable to ever replace. because it just works.

@etherknightmare1181 10 ай бұрын

There are dangerous weapons, though, which is why they aren't really used.

@waffle911 10 ай бұрын

@@etherknightmare1181was about to say, there are objectively dangerous weapons insomuch as they pose a threat to their wielder when used due to poor design and/or construction.

@galactica4867 9 ай бұрын

@@lechking941 remind me of the ak-47 and the rpg-7

@sebbes333 11 ай бұрын

(story 2), The actual reason for why the humans was willing to decommission the "sun-buster"... was because they had figured out an even more devastating weapon... :)

@Kualinar 11 ай бұрын

Could it be a white dwarf buster... Or a black hole buster ?

@blasternine8814 11 ай бұрын

Why waste a perfectly good star when your target can be completely annihilated?

@austinclay8622 11 ай бұрын

@@blasternine8814 2 potential reasons I can think of: 1. Because you can 2. It terrifies not just the target, but anyone else watching who was getting some ideas in their heads.

@Riasiru 11 ай бұрын

@@austinclay8622 3. Opportunity costs. Can't trade with a planet that doesn't exist.

@Bluebox3 11 ай бұрын

@@Kualinarprobably a black hole bomb which we do have designs for already

@kopkaljdsao 11 ай бұрын

Isn't that Russia vs US? Russia: Our aviation so stealthy. Our tanks so impenetrable. US: We improved on the design and made man portable counters. Russia: What...?

@hamsta11 11 ай бұрын

US is the definition of DPS-carry. Tank? Also a DPS. Healer? Also a DPS. DPS? DPS-squared. Complains about lack of pocket healer healthcare.

@Star_Commander_Nip_Nup 11 ай бұрын

@hamsta11 What the U.S. lacks in Healthcare, it makes up in unhealthcare

@bigmommadeadlock3945 10 ай бұрын

Yes. Yes it is.

@brigidtheirish 10 ай бұрын

Then there was the intel we got of a Russian rocket engine that could produce some insane amount of thrust. So NASA got to work and made a rocket engine that could produce *more* thrust, freaking *everyone* out. Turns out there was a bit of a misunderstanding. The 'engine' was a collection of 'motors' that together could produce that amount of thrust. NASA just built a *single motor* that could outperform *all of them collectively.*

@starcrafsf7101 10 ай бұрын

@@brigidtheirishyep, ironic really that the F-1 engines used on the Saturn 5 rocket and the initial design of the Saturn 5 itself was to be an ICBM but it was then design repurposed into being the vehicle that took man to the moon

@TheLastRhapsody 11 ай бұрын

scaring a council so badly they pass their second ever proper law.

@masterblasterT47 11 ай бұрын

You're not long for this world if you don't take existential threats seriously. Conclusion:the xenos were lucky that humans consider warning shots good form.

@vladyvhv9579 28 күн бұрын

"You don't aim a gun at a man unless you intend to shoot him. And you don't shoot a man unless you intend to kill him. And no warning shots. Warning shots are bullshit." -Jody, from Phantasm.

@artyd42 11 ай бұрын

Story 1: He almost has gone full dark humor there. Story 2: It was probably signed off before they showed up.

@derekdrake8706 11 ай бұрын

_"Everything is a weapon.. including the floor."_ *Flashbacks to Starlord challenging Ronan the Accuser to a dance off.*

@elderblackdragon 11 ай бұрын

My own, "we fell down, I got up he didn't" story didn't involve the other guys death, but he did need to have a knee and elbow relocated.

@hamsta11 11 ай бұрын

Human: So Issac... I mean Mr. Newton... you're telling me there is a universal force present and affecting all living things.. that I can harness? Xeno: *gulp* Jedi: *gulp* Apples: *gulp* Drop-bears: yyaassss

@Sukharno2121 10 ай бұрын

@@hamsta11 It is not restricted to living things, but it is a characteristic of all things with mass. Even if we are not quite sure how it works.

@andruloni 6 ай бұрын

@@Sukharno2121 are you saying I can just drop the thing on my adversary?

@Sukharno2121 6 ай бұрын

@@andruloni not sure what thing you speak of

@andruloni 6 ай бұрын

@@Sukharno2121 the thing is, *the thing* is an any thing

@TheRealInscrutable 11 ай бұрын

+1 for being able to pronounce all these "alien" names without tripping up or changing halfway through!

@Calaban619 11 ай бұрын

I keep looking for the red/blue shimmer effect of an edit whenever a name whammy come up, but nope! Such a trooper!

@justinsmith5870 11 ай бұрын

I love the "humans are sweet and clever for terrible monsters" type narrative.

@bignasty4874 8 ай бұрын

That's similar to what I found out after owning a Jack Russell. They are the cutest killers people let live with them. Seriously, if it was small and fuzzy, or a snake, she was gonna kill it. She killed a rat, a hamster, a kitten, and several snakes. Killing was so inbred into her, she expected to be praised for doing it.

@majorplothole2620 6 ай бұрын

@@bignasty4874 Yes, well this also reminds me of Corgis. Corgis, the cute fluffly bottomed smiley friend shaped dogs they are - are actually very good anti burglary dogs and have been attributed with many injuries among burglarers. Their jump height is tremoundous and they can easily grab a grown man's arm or worse from standing on the floor. Just don't ever underestimate them. "It's not the dog in the fight you should worry about, but the fight in the dog."

@lrmackmcbride7498 11 ай бұрын

The most amusing part of "don't lie to humans" is that it was writen by catfish. In the US a catfish is someone who lies to provoke romantic interest.

@nadjasunflower1387 11 ай бұрын

it's also...you know...an actual fish. 😉

@lrmackmcbride7498 11 ай бұрын

@@nadjasunflower1387 yeah but that isn't funny.

@diablos7111 10 ай бұрын

@@lrmackmcbride7498How so? Personally, at least, I find it kind of funny that a fish was able to flop around on a keyboard and was smart enough to write a story.

@vladyvhv9579 28 күн бұрын

@@diablos7111 What do you think those whiskers are for? So they don't have to flop around on the keyboards to write stories or scam people.

@diablos7111 28 күн бұрын

@@vladyvhv9579 right, right. Only less sophisticated fish need to flop around to type.

@garysprandel1817 11 ай бұрын

The human got a serious, sober look for a moment. That was the moment the human decided this xeno decided life hadn't been good so far and was about to be very pleased it wouldn't be bothering him much longer. Both applicable to story 1 and 2 but modified for story 2. Be kind,be courteous but also have a plan to kill everyone in the system.

@Miner4181 11 ай бұрын

Be polite, Be efficient, and have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

@Calaban619 11 ай бұрын

Can't go wrong quoting James Mattis when it's an HFY sub reddit

@WorldWalker128 11 ай бұрын

At the time of its conception you have no real want to use that plan, but if you NEED such a plan and you don't already have it, well, we're only human. We'll have that plan if we're smart. It's a BIG universe with lots of potentially-nasty critters in it. We just happen to be one of the physically weakest of them. That being the case, we need to be the most resourceful.

@togeluga_the_cat 10 ай бұрын

us humans when faced with a threat, we *WILL* gas light ourselves into thinking you are the problem and doing our best to exterminate threat

@colincampbell767 11 ай бұрын

The human ambassador implied that the reason they were going to scrap the superweapon was because they had come up with a better design.

@heatherweir8726 11 ай бұрын

Imagine how they would react when they find out what damages humans can do when paired with a well trained dog.

@mlogan2k2 11 ай бұрын

The revised Geneva Conventions dictate that no caniform mammal above the weight of 10 kg may be deployed as part of a military operation. It was decided that they qualify under the category of biological weapons; contrary to popular belief, the decision was in no way influenced by the 'Save the Good Bois' petition, which garnered some three trillion signatures across seventeen star systems, less than two thirds of which were human in origin. Feliform mammals over 5 kg are also banned, though no such petition was extant in their case. To quote a senior member of the revisionary council, "No one deserves to be shredded by an angry cat with military training."

@lechking941 10 ай бұрын

or because of one dead dog.

@niccatipay 10 ай бұрын

Behold... the chiwawa!

@richardspanner5923 11 ай бұрын

'Weapon' describes an application of an object, the mind itself is the deadliest weapon. ANY OBJECT can become a weapon if used in the appropriate manner. For example, the harmless fabric collar of the shirt you're wearing right now can be used in a 'sliding collar choke' and so, in effect, become 'a deadly weapon', but a shirt-collar can not, in any logical or meaningful sense, be described as 'a weapon' in and of itself.

@hamsta11 11 ай бұрын

Stealth weapon. Shirt-collar was more marketable than 'occassional' or 'dual-use' garrote cloth.

@loganshaw4527 11 ай бұрын

Above is why killer martial artists are so feared.

@chronred8190 10 ай бұрын

even our very own hair and nails can be used as weapons

@loganshaw4527 10 ай бұрын

@@chronred8190 ya use enough human hairs ir is like piano wire a very deadly weapons. And the nails are like knifes if you take care of them and not have brittle nails.

@brigidtheirish 10 ай бұрын

For more examples, there's the collected works of Jackie Chan.

@SeanWinters 11 ай бұрын

God bless Judo, the martial art where you hit your opponent with the earth!

@Calaban619 11 ай бұрын

Newtons second law at its most brutal "... with a force proportional to the mass of the planet".

@hamsta11 11 ай бұрын

If the mountain will not come to you, you must bring their face to the mountain. -probably Confucius paraphrasing Chuck Norris... who was chasing mountains that were running away from him at the time.

@erxy6646 11 ай бұрын

The art of folding clothes, while people are still in them.

@noneofyourbuisness1679 11 ай бұрын

Seriously thought that the first story was going to be the one where humans defeated a space pirates by using a combination of artificial gravity and the floor. A pleasant surprise, to say the least.

@bearstarpresents2264 11 ай бұрын

I remember seeing one like that. The most feared pirates in the galaxy were space squids. After the humans were done, they threw them into buckets. Don’t remember the name. Maybe someone will recognize the description?

@noneofyourbuisness1679 11 ай бұрын

@@bearstarpresents2264I think was along the lines of "Weaponizing Newton's Law of Gravity" or something like that

@andruloni 6 ай бұрын

'Yes, the floor is a human weapon' narrated over a year ago under the number 1543

@noneofyourbuisness1679 6 ай бұрын

@@andruloniThx for the number! Been wanting to hear that one again

@ArronRatliff 11 ай бұрын

If the old weapon that could bust up a star was junk, I'd hate to see what it's new replacement could do.

@xxXXRAPXXxx 11 ай бұрын

I mean probably a galaxy cleanser or something but i (after playing stellaris) find myself liking planet destroying weapons. With system/cluster destroying weapons you just get a big boom and a lot of light and that is all but a planet crack is something beautiful (also a mod gave me red toxic mist for destroying a planet and that was also a thing of beauty. Leaving only a scarlet planet with no life on it *chef kiss* )

@marcusrauch4223 10 ай бұрын

I would LOVE to see it.

@sadcabbage5105 11 ай бұрын

"If you can't beat them, then beat them" killed me

@dreadlindwyrm 10 ай бұрын

If you can't hit them with anything, hit a wall or a floor with them. Or with their friend. Or their now detached limb. If you feel enthusiastic, hit the ceiling with them.

@Wotan874 11 ай бұрын

The new thing the humans got in the second story which made them agree to "scrap that old junk" must have been an improved version of the floor of the first story ... for the algorithm

@amorphoussolid8512 11 ай бұрын

I call it the portable floor generator :)

@briandurio6479 11 ай бұрын

They may have, indeed, invented a portable version of the high ground

@irateastartes1206 11 ай бұрын

The first story makes me think we need to show them the entire Chronicles of Riddik, John Wick series and all the Saw movies and go "This is when we are trying, you don't want us to try."

@vladyvhv9579 28 күн бұрын

Just wait till it evolves to The A-Team and MacGuyver...

@davethompson3326 11 ай бұрын

Slam Guard: You'll kill us... with a soup cup? Riddick: Tea, actually.

@joshfloyd7755 11 ай бұрын

" we don't have a weapon that will do that " " you said you did "

@SammywiseG 11 ай бұрын

Human weapons consist of projectiles, implements that fit in a hand, hands used as implements, other miscellaneous body parts (yours or your opponent's), furniture, walls, body fluids (again, yours or your opponent's), floors, etc. Even the air under correct circumstances. If there's any possibility of something to be used to exert force or open up an opponent's body cavity humans can use it as a weapon, meaning pretty much everything. 🙂

@mareczek00713 11 ай бұрын

That would be funny if not for the fact my cousin working in jail had a guy stab his cellmate 27 times with a newspaper rolled really tight.

@brentmartin6833 11 ай бұрын

@mareczek00713 Ah, what's black & white and Red all over. I prefer the original with read instead of dead.

@ceu160193 11 ай бұрын

Think there was HFY story about human killing alien by spitting at them and letting bacteria in his saliva do the rest.

@kairu_aname 11 ай бұрын

@@mareczek00713 It proves the point pretty well if you ask me.

@erubianwarlord8208 10 ай бұрын

@@ceu160193 i the one where humans got registered as venomous afterwards yeah i recal that one i think it was netnarrator that read it out

@mentalrebllion1270 10 ай бұрын

Funny thing, if I remember my history right, most of our prominent martial arts were actually developed in response to governmental pressure and laws to confiscate things they deemed could be weapons. This led to people finding loopholes which were martial arts and many other things too. People are creative, that’s for sure. Not saying all are a success but we do owe the existence of our martial arts to moments like this in history, and then that knowledge being passed down. First story was a good reminder for me of that.

@Kualinar 11 ай бұрын

Story 1. Yes, judo is a pretty good way to turn the floor, as well as your opponent, into a weapon to be used against said opponent. Story 2. You threatened us with an imaginary planet busting weapon as if it was a real weapon. So, we built our counter measure, over 100 times as powerful that can destroy a small star. You want us to dismantle it ? No problem. It's just a bit of old junk anyway. Leave one to wonder...

@barelyasurvivor1257 11 ай бұрын

"Gizzardwarming fact their um.. heart thingys, are in the right place," "I think that is how they say it." My new favorite alien phrase. Or to put it in Human terms, (paraphrased a bit) "Don't start no trouble and there won't be no trouble!"

@KroMagnum4 11 ай бұрын

The most ferocious warriors in the entire cosmos. The Boobitty Warrior!🤣🤣🤣

@malikevans634 11 ай бұрын

This makes me think of Riley from the Boondocks, making a shank out of a toothbrush. "What? you want me to make you one too?"

@philycia1220 10 ай бұрын

"There's always a bigger fish!" knowledge from a Jedi Master. 💞

@larrythompson8630 11 ай бұрын

I actually try to consider how to make everything around me into a weapon. I know if I hit so hard it will hurt my hand. If I use a tool. I can hit MUCH harder with a tool.

@mikecoatsworth6048 11 ай бұрын

Could not stop laughing through the first one nice choice Agro 😂

@DarkKnightofIT 11 ай бұрын

Given the right circumstances, we'll turn _you_ into our weapon! FOR THE ALGORITHM

@TechnoMageB5 11 ай бұрын

What about a spoon? Recalls Dr. Who episode where the Doctor fights Robin Hood - with his SPOON...

@andruloni 6 ай бұрын

🥄

@vladyvhv9579 28 күн бұрын

I was envisioning more the part in borderlands 2 when handsome jack scoops out the guy's eyeballs with a spoon.,

@alexmcd378 5 ай бұрын

My kempo instructor stressed how literally everything can be a weapon, which I took to heart. I feel like I've had this exact conversation myself several times on good old Terra.

@forestninja1012 8 ай бұрын

I love that ending of the second story. "Oh this old piece of crap? Yeaaa I was thinking about tossing it anyway. This thing is basically ancient at this point"

@thecrimsonfkr2818 11 ай бұрын

All hail the blueberry cat and the narrator!

@mattbrown5511 11 ай бұрын

"If you can't beat them, beat them some more.", is the better version for story 1. Apparently, it wasn't impossible. Is that the new motto of the Galactic Counsil, or just a bit of advice from the humans to the Counsil?

@Nempo13 10 ай бұрын

That woosh was you missing the meaning. Same word but it means two things. First beat them means to win against them the normal nonviolent way. Second beat them means to literally bash them repeatedly.

@merlinathrawes746 7 ай бұрын

My son in law is a former Army Ranger. One of his squadmates has a confirmed kill using only a SPORK! Everything is a weapon.

@GlebReawer 11 ай бұрын

Thank you @AgroSquerril. I have read both stories on reddit, but the way you bring the aliens to life in your narrations is superb. IMHO you are the best HFY and "humans are space orcs" narrator on KZfaq. Another big plus for me is that you show the text of the story unlike a lot of the other copycats. For some reason it helps me follow the story even tho I'm mainly listening to your voice.

@theghostbeat 10 ай бұрын

[About the second story] It's interesting that the law was "Dont lie to humans." and not "Ban planet busters." Since it was implied that the humans were the first to build a planet buster it makes me wonder where those humans are on the galactic food chain.

@erubianwarlord8208 10 ай бұрын

now id say nearly at if not the top as they just kicked the ceiling of theoretical weaponized BOOM up a few dozen floors

@Shinobubu 7 ай бұрын

Tip of the pyramid, tip of the spear.

@emilynelson5646 2 ай бұрын

@@Shinobubu Hoo rah!

@Sorain1 10 ай бұрын

"Well we didn't know that." is the best response to "We've never even thought it was possible to make a planet buster!"

@Alrapter 10 ай бұрын

That first one about disarming humans somewhat made me laugh since no matter WHAT they did 1 weapon would ALWAYS be available and that weapon is non-other than the human body itself (i.e. the fist).

@kylenegus8597 7 ай бұрын

Thank you. I love your narration. WAY BETTER than all the AI readers I've been listening to.

@Maddog3060 11 ай бұрын

Story 1: A human is never disarmed, only inconvenienced. Story 2: Man, what kind of marshmallow politics do those xenos have that they don't plan for the worst case scenario? Although the warning shot does seem a bit premature so maybe those humans should pay some reparations, at least as a good will measure.

@Maddog3060 11 ай бұрын

@@desperateneedofscotch A warning shot is meant to avoid damage and killing by showing that the one firing it has the means and will to lay on the hurt. By causing such massive gravitational disturbances no doubt many lives were lost in the resulting earthquakes and there would be considerable damage. *That is not a warning shot, that is an act of WAR* Hence reparations.

@vladyvhv9579 28 күн бұрын

Naw. That seems kinda marshmallowy.

@Silver_Crow144 10 ай бұрын

My dad once threw a spoon at his sister, and I think it might have dented her head. A spoon is a very deadly weapon

@SpiritWolf1966 3 ай бұрын

I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos

@weroleoify 11 ай бұрын

Slow AD always writes the best stories

@immikeurnot 8 ай бұрын

"It's not against our laws to build a star-destroying weapon... but now it is." Because it's never a war crime the first time.

@vladyvhv9579 28 күн бұрын

But, nobody said nothin' about black hole destroying weapons...

@TheYpurias 6 ай бұрын

"What about writing utensil. Surely the humans can'tuse that as a weapon!" "Let me tell you about the legend of Baba Yaga..."

@peterwalls-qf7ii 11 ай бұрын

Hey its not the humans' fault! You don't have the chitin to take a fall, don't start grappling competitions! Dude ! That must have been the biggest bluff ever! Remind not to play cards with that diplomat! "....We were about to decommission it anyway"..." the most chilling words ever heard in galactic council! Along with, "... it was a warning shot"!

@melkiorwiseman5234 11 ай бұрын

This reminds me of part of the story The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. Mike the computer follows this train of logic: War= The use of force to achieve a political aim. Force= Mass times the square of acceleration.

@TheGreyGhost873 11 ай бұрын

Ah yes the human ship must be getting boarded by the jellyfish 🪼 again (Spin me right round baby starts playing) Edit: for those wondering I’m talking about the story video called (Best SciFi 1543 - Yes the floor IS a human weapon & Who Are The Humans Sending I Humans, Human)

@yomogami4561 11 ай бұрын

lol i was thinking of that story too

@loganshaw4527 11 ай бұрын

Ah yes I remember that one time a floor was the murder weapon.

@michelelyons9410 5 ай бұрын

Wonderful story, which you bring to life in the most amazing way! I can definitely see using the floor as a weapon!

@darkusinferno9482 10 ай бұрын

No idea how I stumbled across this channel but now glad that I did. Oh dear god that first one is hilarious.

@iTankSometimes 11 ай бұрын

Story 2 is amazing

@kamitekeiichi2376 8 ай бұрын

galactic law.... "Don't Lie to the HUMANS" had me in stiches XD

@barelyasurvivor1257 11 ай бұрын

Fantastic pair of stories And fantastic reading

@RivkahSong 11 ай бұрын

Ah yes, that second story had an even bigger blunder on the aliens' part than even the original lie. The human senator called their planet buster "that old thing" and "junk" and agreed straight off the bat to destroy it and they assumed it was the only one they had. If it was old, junky, and easily discarded, then they have an entire fleet of better ones stashed away for a rainy day lol. Innovation and adaptation are how humans survived and dominated our planet.

@MidnightSmoke 11 ай бұрын

Thank you I needed the laugh. Here is your like and comment for the stories and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

@Calaban619 10 ай бұрын

Point of note, there was never an L in 'fight or fight instincts'... Because HFY

@masterpython 11 ай бұрын

The floor the main weapon of all hand to hand combat styles. You need it to brace yourself when you hit something.

@medicentio 11 ай бұрын

Xenos: they blew up our star! Council: humans, y u do dis?! Humans: There's an old acronym from a few centuries ago in the old English language. F.A.F.O. These guys got the F.O. part, and it was only a warning... Council and Xenos: *surprised pikachu face*

@hantedblood9842 11 ай бұрын

Great work 👍

@kurtismiller9544 11 ай бұрын

For DA SKWERL! Abuse that algorithm!

@sbritton1313 11 ай бұрын

Don't lie to humans, but don't be completely honest either

@wolfoffenris9951 11 ай бұрын

The Floor is lava And the sequel The floor is a weapon

@hamsta11 11 ай бұрын

Alien elf mages: Fireball! Human: Fire floor! Alien elf mages:.... staahhppp

@julians9899 10 ай бұрын

The bumbeeblumbaboof caught me off guard lmao 😂

@johnhankins2421 11 ай бұрын

The biggest weapon in the world is the ground, until you inside.

@mackenziedrake 3 ай бұрын

Two wonderfull droll stories at once really brighten my day. Many thanks!

@lumberluc 11 ай бұрын

1st Story; Leave up in space, and we'll still find a way to get on top. 2nd Story; You say you have a planet buster? Jokes on you! We have a Star Buster! Along with several hundreds others on the drawing board.

@Wastelandman7000 11 ай бұрын

Yes, everything is a weapon. We space orks are very clever.

@Free_Krazy 9 ай бұрын

"I saw one of them kill someone with a pencil! A freaking pencil!!!!"

@Shadow.Dragon 11 ай бұрын

LOL!!! Great story and excellent narration!

@chornk64 8 ай бұрын

We learned long ago that there are two types of weapons, offensive and defensive. That is why everything IS a weapon.

@JohnStormForge 7 ай бұрын

The galactic counsel just need to hire John Wick as a security advisor.

@someasiandude4797 8 ай бұрын

I just realized “don’t lie to humans” is the 2nd galactic law in history

@blackjohn1303 11 ай бұрын

Good to see you back! Thanks for the video.

@mystikmind2005 11 ай бұрын

Story number 2.... humans would never go to war over the open possession of WMD,s .... but repeatedly deny possession of WMD's while acting suspicious and then your in trouble! (Iraq)

@ozramblue117 7 ай бұрын

Excellent, that last one!

@warpedweirdo 3 ай бұрын

That last short story was a good one. If only real life were that easy... New Earth law: don't lie about your weapons or your willingness to use them! That means YOU, Vlad Pudding.