HFY Story : The Uplift Test & So One Human Passed Through... 2079~ Deathworld, War, Terran & Humans

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HFY Story : The Uplift Test & So One Human Passed Through... 2079~ Deathworld, War, Terran & Humans

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

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@anathardayaldar Жыл бұрын

Story 1: ET: That was a test. Human: Yes that was. ET: (pause). Yes. And the test result was: Not ready. Human: It sure did. ET: So we will postpone action for now and reevaluate at a later time. Human: We sure will. ET: Er... well I am glad you are taking this so well Human: So am I. ET: Ok then. Human: Yep.

@imjang2430 11 ай бұрын

Imagine the akward stare and silence following this makes me laugh

@lumberluc 10 ай бұрын

Flesh Avatars... brilliant! Have Earth as a staging ground, a target, because the guys behind the joystick, are intergalactic. SOUL-POWER, BABY!!!

@timothyblazer1749 Жыл бұрын

I love how the first story makes fun of the idea of progression and uplift. :-) it's a silly but fun idea that is turtles...all the way down.

@mikebar42 Жыл бұрын

🐢 💭 what

@timothyblazer1749 Жыл бұрын

@@mikebar42 :-) so many stories of uplift and none that take it to the absurd conclusion...except this one!

@mikebar42 Жыл бұрын

@@timothyblazer1749 yeah, but what do turtles have to do with anything

@timothyblazer1749 Жыл бұрын

@@mikebar42 it's an old euphemism. There was a myth that the earth was carried on the back of a giant turtle. So the question was raised " so is it turtles, all the way down?" :-) Google that and you'll find it!

@mikebar42 Жыл бұрын

@@timothyblazer1749 ahh I've heard about the world turtle... But it wouldn't be turtle's all the way down, it would be turtle! (Singular) 🐢

@Ghxst750 Жыл бұрын

The uplift test is so trippy, what if we're actually living in it 🤔

@Chokah Жыл бұрын

Then we are so fecked 😂

@Furzkampfbomber Жыл бұрын

@@Chokah Well, we are anyway, so what's the difference...?

@slthbob Жыл бұрын

You are living in it and have been since birth... have you not noticed the obvious differences in the levels of Sapience between different families of relatives and friends... where those that have produced children capable of voluntary participation with civilization and reproduction... have passed

@Maddog3060 Жыл бұрын

Story 1: Ah, the ol' switcheroo. Story 2: I see Sneaky becoming a legend on Umbvia Station, with rumos of him being sighted stalking the air ducts, skittering through the market sectors, and hiding out near the expansion coils. Youths will spend their free time trying to find him, adults will scare hatchlings into behaving well with stories of what he does to the wicked.

@michaelklim8277 Жыл бұрын

The second story was, I guess you might call it an asside, that was talking about the events of the series Accidentally Adopted. I love Accidentally Adopted! "We thought you were just a weird lemur."

@samuelh.5547 Жыл бұрын

Ditto, big fan of the Sneaky-verse.

@robertmore703 Жыл бұрын

Has agro done any of that series?

@samuelh.5547 Жыл бұрын

@@robertmore703 just side-story stuff if I remember correctly. I believe he did a reading a few months ago of a first contact side-story where the alien xeno-archeologist is explaining in their report why they couldn't help themselves and patted the head of the adorable little human when they came across each other while exploring the same planet; but honestly, who couldn't resist not petting such a cute little creature. Anyways, the human accepted their apologies so any further political fallout is not their fault.

@sanderval846 Жыл бұрын

Always love your voice acting keep up the great work

@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

@sancocho1718 Жыл бұрын

Hearing your voice narrations. I always imagined a British university professor, not a posh Biker! 😆.

@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

lol

@denifnaf5874 Жыл бұрын

You're lucky he has a sense of humor

@sjmcc13 Жыл бұрын

Ya, I always pictured a monocle and tweed jacked

@asdrubaelvect8038 Жыл бұрын

I got the beard right but pictured longer hair. Is posh tho

@The_Natalist Жыл бұрын

For some reason my brain took disembodied voice literally, never thought about what agro looked like lol

@franksmedley7372 Жыл бұрын

Hello Agro. Oh my gosh! We get to actually SEE the legendary Agro as he tells a couple of tales! *Near-faints* I've enjoyed your readings of stories immensely for quite some time now. Please, keep doing so. The animation in your voice is well worth the listen, and makes the tales even more enjoyable. A fan.

@sbritton1313 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, to see him negates a short story that was written about angry tree rodents being genetically modified to appease aliens...

@dragonsontv4412 Жыл бұрын

Ah, an excellent time to join. A good story or 2 before DnD. Thank you for your work Agro.

@pspicer777 Жыл бұрын

AS, really love the new format.. ESPECIALLY love how animated you are in the second story. Thanks again for all the effort you are putting into your channel!

@MrGoesBoom Жыл бұрын

One of the many things to love about your channel, not only do you not use a Robot Voice, you do various voices for characters which just makes the stories better

@D3vious113 Жыл бұрын

Your ability to adjust voices so quickly is honestly astounding. Have a good day and for the algorithm and all that o7

@markb9250 Жыл бұрын

I love the jacket and back ground 👍👍Makes you look like an " Intergalactic Ambassador"

@carlfromtheoc1788 Жыл бұрын

2nd story - that was not a Star Sailor, it was a Texas Ranger

@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын

I always enjoy your stories. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

@tobiasgertz7800 Жыл бұрын

I'm just glad Agro is feeling better. Everything else is inconsequential.

@blehbleh8552 Жыл бұрын

Oooh, two stories again. Hope you aren't pushing yourself. Also, I loved the glitch and rereading a bit of the second story.

@GyorBox Жыл бұрын

Your uniform looks like it should be on "Red Dwarf" 😂 (That's a compliment, I love that show)

@WingManFang1 Жыл бұрын

Humanity fails galactic civilization test, reveals the Uno Reverse Trap Card

@Clonefire. Жыл бұрын

Thank you for another enjoyable story.

@SiegeTF Жыл бұрын

I was expecting a description of a human in a Batman costume at the end!

@marvinjohnson2488 Жыл бұрын

This was quite enjoyable. Please take care of your voice and keep trucking!

@chaoschaos-oy7qo Жыл бұрын

You know, not what i expected him to look like, but I'd still be honored to call him commander.

@james35124 Жыл бұрын

I still can't get over how I finally see your face and we have the same goatee, even about the same length... lol

@dioncrouch3897 Жыл бұрын

Same here 👍

@xxXXRAPXXxx Жыл бұрын

When i saw the thumbnail i thought this was just some random dude from red alert.

@alexzanderroberts995 Жыл бұрын

Does he have specific voices he always uses for character types? Yes, and it's fucking beautiful.

@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын

Greetings Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Story 1: Very meta. Perhaps it's not anyone's business to "uplift" and just let species develop on their own instead. Story 2: French lizard aliens appreciate us kicking butt, apparently.

@shosroy Жыл бұрын

I’m back to listening to tales from outer space from a bit of a break, and I am happy to see your face on your new videos. Take care and have a nice day.

@darkodin2007 Жыл бұрын

Good to see you looking good. Sounds like your healing up great tyvm for the stories!!!

@89faust98 Жыл бұрын

At first I wasn’t sure of the new direction that the videos were taking but now I’m certain. The videos and stories have a good feel with how animated the narration is. I talk using my hands a lot and now everything feels familiar.

@muhschaf Жыл бұрын

The second one is a sidestory/lore story on the long series "Accidental adopted"

@ThatManitobaGuy Жыл бұрын

I miss a few and the first one I watch has you on screen! Love your work!

@Jhelpura Жыл бұрын

Awesome background!

@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын

thanks for the stories and narration i liked the backgrounds as well

@Shadowolf1181 Жыл бұрын

Story 1 ends at 7:32 not 6:36 your progress bar break is in the wrong location.

@jukkiivi4282 Жыл бұрын

Another great narration of great stories.. For the Algorithm! For the Handsome Narrator!

@archeyassassin Жыл бұрын

I'm so happy to hear your narrations again hope you are recovering well!

@KameTurtle_ Жыл бұрын

Yes, I was always wondered if you talked with your hands.

@christopherforsyth5284 Жыл бұрын

Love the new format !!!

@ashley2108 Жыл бұрын

I love this format so much more than the finny thespians!

@kcain64 Жыл бұрын

I miss the fish.

@doodgroth7237 Жыл бұрын

I really like the new format!

@ivanfontanez6246 Жыл бұрын

It's nice you're healing quite well. Take care

@shindhi Жыл бұрын

Love the new format!

@mre4u422 Жыл бұрын

how's the voice doing now that you've gotten back to a regular (if reduced) upload schedule?

@chaptermastersinclair1052 Жыл бұрын

the drip is fire

@ghat9094 Жыл бұрын

Let's go and enjoy this babyyyyy

@victortahlor4038 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the reading

@jeanannd Жыл бұрын

On the first story - gee, humanity should be given credit for starting to and planning to bring back extinct species.

@SpitfiretheCat16 Жыл бұрын

oh my God, he's lit!

@andrewmartin2321 Жыл бұрын

it may not look like it but the 2nd story is spoilers! there’s a link to the first chapter at the end!!!! (which is presented as if it’s more bonus content) edit: i don’t know if YT lets you edit videos, but you should probably at least link the start of the story

@brianjuergensmeyer8809 Жыл бұрын

I very much enjoy the voice and the accents. I'm curious, though: were you as... animated before you started filming yourself? Or are the gestures something new? Keep up the good work!

@sigurdbattenberg1523 Жыл бұрын

Say hi to Al Grithm for me ! Ps love your narration as a storyteller

@ronaldfrenzl582 Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the dono , it is very much appreciated

@teobratuteodor1728 Жыл бұрын

Earth wasn't a 12 darnger level death world?

@nlakeshnomisdai9051 Жыл бұрын

Agro, These were both interesting, engaging, and surprising stories! I greatly enjoyed listening to them. The new format is wonderful! I am hard of hearing, and reading your face decreases the number of times I have to replay a section of text as well as the joy on you face and in your eyes is "Uplifting" I am also very happy that your voice is doing well. That would have been a great loss for humanity (or whats left of it). P. S. What in gods name is a Mendlegent/Mentil Gent etc.

@robertmore703 Жыл бұрын

Its something his father(grand?) would say.

@nlakeshnomisdai9051 Жыл бұрын

@@robertmore703 Thank you very much Robert. Do you know how to spell it (I'm hard of hearing and can't hear exactly what he said). Again thanks for the reply!

@robertmore703 Жыл бұрын

@@nlakeshnomisdai9051 it's "ladies and mentlegents". its been in his videos for a while. I want to say it was spelled out in some of the older ones.

@nlakeshnomisdai9051 Жыл бұрын

@@robertmore703 Thanks. I appreciate the info 😀

@peterwalls-qf7ii Жыл бұрын

Sneaky was here!

@grynnreaper6266 Жыл бұрын

@Agro Squirrel Narrates I'm having trouble finding a story i think you read about composed of several imprints of several scientists in the last days of earth, the ai buries itself in a mountain and proceeds to make drones to gather materials and build a ship around itself. It then proceeds to capture and adapt new tech it encounters. Do you or anyone else know the name of the book?

@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@chronus4421 Жыл бұрын

Hey I like the new background!

@Jason-sm4oc Жыл бұрын

For the algorithm (with little sprinkles on top!)

@calvingreene90 Жыл бұрын

The second story starts at 7:36.

@scottysnintendoreviews3510 Жыл бұрын

Hi just wanted to know when you are going to start back up the nature of predators again

@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

Still rebuilding the strength and stamina of my voice after the operation. Will probably be a month before we are back up to normal production

@scottysnintendoreviews3510 Жыл бұрын

Ok rest up and get well soon

@loganshaw4527 Жыл бұрын

@@AgroSquerril thought so. so did not ask my self. Get rest where you can. Hope the high range of your voice is doing better.

@asandrewsilvaw Жыл бұрын

For the algorithm and argos health

@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

@crayonchomper1180 Жыл бұрын

Good God, you look like a male human Fleet Admiral

@danylokhvesko3840 Жыл бұрын

You look like villain from command and conquer series

@TheSpiritFox821 Жыл бұрын

First story was cute

@Domicle Жыл бұрын

For the Almighty Algorithm!!

@powegger2 Жыл бұрын

its so odd how he doesnt match the image in my head always pictured a skinny professor type look. but regardless i love the stories and hes awesome to sleep by.

@ladyred9613 Жыл бұрын

In my mind I imagined a talking Squrriel. Reality is disappointing, lol

@brentmartin6833 Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the voice is a squirrel, a squirrel that is very good on video rendering humans. Probably got a artist to sketch out what,he'd look like as a human and fed it into that algorithm thing.

@ladyred9613 Жыл бұрын

@@brentmartin6833 Thank you!

@cameltanker1286 Жыл бұрын

I use to ware a Nehru jacket back in the 70's. Mostly because of the inhaled cannabis.

@TressaDanvers Жыл бұрын

Liked before watching.

@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын

cool

@teobratuteodor1728 Жыл бұрын

Why the second story start at 07:48 when the chapter start at 06:35?

@JRMshadow260a Жыл бұрын

LOL, I'd like to be reincarnated as a elf myself... With all of my memories, otherwise it's I don't think I could do better then what I have in this life.. I don't want to just live it over but as an elf.. LOL...

@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 Жыл бұрын

For the algorithm

@Domicle Жыл бұрын

And spare socks.

@DonPatrono Жыл бұрын

ah yes the greatest form of retirement, reincarnating with a harem of big ti🅱🅱y mommy elves around to go into adventures

@victorc7373 Жыл бұрын

Gaaaa! a FACE. this is good

@nonomemememe Жыл бұрын

oh my god, he has a face what.

@thereprehensible435 Жыл бұрын

Yoooo, dope outfit bro.

@henryknepp Жыл бұрын

Where did you get that shirt? What brand?

@AgroSquerril Жыл бұрын

Its custom , its a safari suit jacket with a Chinese color

@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын

For the Algorithm11!

@PabloHernandez-yo2hl Жыл бұрын

13%🤔

@martijnbrandt7553 Жыл бұрын

I wonder , dit you Fire the fish?

@TheRealInscrutable 2 ай бұрын

200K

@tabithachastain6999 Жыл бұрын

The first story is kinda... Just ego stroking

@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын

6th, 8 April 2023

@osmacar5331 Жыл бұрын

cursor should just go write some fecking books already!

@TheJeikou Жыл бұрын

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@colin1115 Жыл бұрын

I love your content but go back to the fish tank. It's weird seeing you do all the voices.

@shardinhand1243 Жыл бұрын

to be honest this stories a bit poorly writting its hard to tell whos talking throughout

@nuvankstrickland9223 Жыл бұрын

Huh ... Makes sense answer all the questions about why the "gods" never intervene or grant prayer. Because it's a giant bureaucratic machine😂

@t.p.3456 3 ай бұрын

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

@greldikvaskupalah2009 Жыл бұрын

Your voice acting is good, but you gotta put more umpf into the political speeches like the one from the 2nd story.

@redncs2134 Жыл бұрын

For the algorithm