Alien 1 to alien 2: "Oh, you've been listening to human propaganda. Of course they are going to say we're the bad guys" (while polishing the skull icon on his helmet).
@LordMekenshi9 ай бұрын
Alien 2 to alien 1: "But why skulls?" Alien 1 to alien 2: "Maybe they represent the superior shape of herbevorous species"
@MalefaxTheBlack9 ай бұрын
I used to be an alien invader…until I took an arrow to the knee.
@WE-te3vp9 ай бұрын
Let me guess someone stole your sweet roll
@johnbreitmeier32689 ай бұрын
Is that where you kept your brain?
@MalefaxTheBlack9 ай бұрын
@@WE-te3vp Let me guess… You didn’t actually listen to the story and missed the part about the aliens getting shot with ARROWS? SMH.
@MalefaxTheBlack9 ай бұрын
@@johnbreitmeier3268 How’d you know?…
@timothypage2529 ай бұрын
Better workmans comp than the elbow.
@darwinskeeper4219 ай бұрын
The strange part of this story is that, by destroying all the predators, the Epov are creating worlds in which unchecked herbavores overwhelm their environments and food supplies. They will find themselves in a situation where they will have a choice between culling or exterminating the local herbavores and watching their worlds be overrun.
@Allantitan9 ай бұрын
Pretty sure that’s why we’ve reintroduced wolves into places cause the herbivores in said are we’re starting to devastate the area
@Elyseon7 ай бұрын
In other words, they are self-righteous, ignorant imbeciles.
@luistigerfox6 ай бұрын
Well, actually, they make a mention of this. In the story he refers to earth-bound herbivores as "competition for the pasture" saying, "but that will be dealt with later". Implying they fully intend to remove herbivores that compete for the pastures on which they graze.
@keithmays80769 ай бұрын
It'd be hilarious that the main ones to cause the most damage to their land vehicles were deer, the suicide squad of herbivores.
@Nyet-Zdyes9 ай бұрын
Or wild pigs... don't forget about those vicious not-so-little speed bumps.
@kyriss129 ай бұрын
@@Nyet-Zdyes Those aren’t herbivores
@Nyet-Zdyes9 ай бұрын
@@kyriss12 Yeah, they're omnivores.
@Lantalia9 ай бұрын
Welp, I suspect a proportional response to that kind of attack isn't going to leave many of the genocidal herd beasts left. Unless they have sense enough to surrender
@GR3YD3ATH9 ай бұрын
why accept surrender when you can have bbq...
@The-Do-It-All-Badger9 ай бұрын
@@GR3YD3ATH Same reason we don't eat hippos, mostly.
@user-oq7xc5qp3y6 ай бұрын
@@The-Do-It-All-Badger believe me, someone did.
@sysbofh4 ай бұрын
Time for the Geneva checklist.
@ceilyurie8569 ай бұрын
People forget that herbivores are often the more aggressive species in the wild. A predator will leave you alone if you are too much trouble to hunt, but a hippo or moose are some of the most hostile animals in the world.
@supremecaffeine26339 ай бұрын
And that most herbivores will eat other animals if given the chance or dietary need.
@FuathAsarlai9 ай бұрын
Any animal can be aggressive in defense, but you'll NEVER get sapient herbivores. There's no need to hunt down, out fight or otherwise out smart a plant. Not much intelligence is necessary to eat plants and intelligence will not evolve without good evolutionary cause. The large, complex brain requisite for higher levels of intelligence is too expensive unless it is necessary for survival. That is why herbivores such as your moose have smaller and smoother brains than carnivores/omnivores. And while most herbivores actually do kill and consume flesh as often as the opportunity arises, Hippos are well known to be among the most frequent opportunistic predators.
@kitsinu19 ай бұрын
Herbivores do not need any other animal, unless it is some animal that eats parasites. This author gets that herbivores are the most likely to be genocidal as a policy.
@KP-dy1yq9 ай бұрын
Got mock-charged by an ellie in the Krueger Park. When u have 4 TONS of angry grey wall headed towards u, nobody cares its a vegetarian 😂
@vexile12399 ай бұрын
@@supremecaffeine2633 looks at cows (yes cows not crows) eating snakes, probably for the calcium in its bones
@babomberman9 ай бұрын
I snorted as soon as he said they landed in Appalachia.
@MalefaxTheBlack9 ай бұрын
That’d be a bad idea…
@babomberman9 ай бұрын
@@MalefaxTheBlack finally something to bring a temporary end to the Hatfield and McCoy fued atleast...probably...maybe...
@calvingreene909 ай бұрын
None od the first wave that landed in the Balkans, Switzerland, israel, or East Africa survived to tell the tail.
@DJ_Bonebraker9 ай бұрын
Yeah, I mean if the people of Appalachia can handle Scorchbeasts, Deathclaws, Wendigos, Mole Miners & Super Mutants, some alien cow people don't stand a chance. ;)
@idigamstudios74639 ай бұрын
@@babomberman It'd be a contest over who can off more xenos
@Semi-loyal_Guardsman9 ай бұрын
As per usual SUFFER NOT THE XENO TO LIVE
@yomogami45619 ай бұрын
good story but i was kinda disappointed in the aliens. i had hoped they'd make common cause with us and we'd go after the cats and bugs together instead they're fighting a 3-way war now thanks for the narration
@ironwolfF19 ай бұрын
Hmmm, true, but these particular xenos opted for orbital bombardment and outright genocide as their flavor of 'first contact'. And, based on the xeno's monologue to his offspring, their culture is incapable (currently) of viewing 'non-prey' sapients as anything other than a threat to be exterminated. They've earned the wraith of humanity, and what follows thereafter...until such time as _their_ culture changes.
@alganhar19 ай бұрын
Wait, let me get this right. You expect us to make common cause with a race whose FIRST reaction to our exitance is to try and exterminate us? Sorry, but give me the Cats and the Bugs any day, they might be ready to live and let live, those Xenocidal scum are quite patently unable to do so.... In short, meet fire with fire, if their reaction to anything not them is to wipe it out, then do unto them as they tried to do unto you.....
@korinogaro9 ай бұрын
That is probably what made it a good story. Aliend that think in an alien, unexpected by you, way.
@idigamstudios74639 ай бұрын
Humans would probably ally with the cats if we're being honest.
@Allantitan9 ай бұрын
@@idigamstudios7463especially if they know new ways to destroy the xenos 😂
@barelyasurvivor12579 ай бұрын
So, when do the Herbivores realize that they have become the predators themselves?
@robertstoneking79169 ай бұрын
Predators kill for food herbivores just kill, it's not happening
@anondabomb9 ай бұрын
Never… until someone kicks their ass.
@merlinathrawes7469 ай бұрын
Also, northern Appalachia in the winter? OUCH! Bet they would have loved the swamps of the gulf coast (snakes and alligators), the deserts of the southwest (rattlesnakes and scorpions), the northern Rockies and Cascades (wolves, bear, cougars, elk and bison), Alaska and Canada (the cold weather plus bears, wolves, etc.). Asia would give them tigers and elephants, Africa would give them lions, hippos, crocodiles, jackals, elephants, baboons plus others. Australia... enough said.
@garysprandel18179 ай бұрын
Xeno in Australia: is there anything here not actively trying to kill us? Some of the sheep squad leader.
@brentmartin68339 ай бұрын
Baaa... ck to the void! "Thunk!" Hu man trim my wooly coat.
@LEFF-NUT9 ай бұрын
Dont forget Ohio
@brentmartin68339 ай бұрын
@@LEFF-NUT The ex-invaders probably want to.
@markfergerson21459 ай бұрын
@@garysprandel1817*Some* of the sheep. Don’t turn your back on any of them though, just in case.
@chrstfer24529 ай бұрын
That premiere intro is sick
@jm2watkins9 ай бұрын
Soon as he said Appalachia I started laughing my ass off
@allenmorgan10079 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@Shadow.Dragon9 ай бұрын
Great story; Excellent narration!
@razorpine1239 ай бұрын
listen my son the battles I fought were incredibly tame compared to the stories I heard of the scant few to survive in the land known as "Vietnam"
@terrynewsome66988 ай бұрын
You that sought our destruction will face our wrath. You will find that death is one thing, but being food is another. Pray will learn to fear the predator of it's own making
@whgordon61095 ай бұрын
I rarely comment, that was a good tale, well read!
@klappstock9439 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@Ryu_D9 ай бұрын
Thank you for the video.
@DragonBornClan49 ай бұрын
Ima reclassified those prey species as Preditor species
@user-oq7xc5qp3y6 ай бұрын
Well, they do hunt for other species, so that does make sense. And not for food, which makes them even worse from moral point of view.
@RealArcalian9 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Of course, they are far worse than we could ever be. But we are teaching them, and they will continue to learn until they do more than just "respect" us. The other two predator races, as well.
@shawnd62919 ай бұрын
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@leightondoswell4539 ай бұрын
Uff a strange story, they called us primative lost the war and said we're on other planets. Ok.
@WorldArchivist9 ай бұрын
Maybe the xenos are long-lived?
@barelyasurvivor12579 ай бұрын
Hmm, closing ranks against automatic weapons seems like a bad idea to me.
@The_Viscount9 ай бұрын
If it wasn't for their super armor, certainly. Still reckless though.
@barelyasurvivor12579 ай бұрын
@The_Viscount It must not be as super as they think it is. As they keep getting killed. with arrows and spears too.
@larryjanson40119 ай бұрын
if one attacks to kill another. does that not make them “predators”?
@beingsneaky9 ай бұрын
Yeah no... the world they live in is unsustainable..
@eddiethepothos26489 ай бұрын
Are yhey fighting the people in Quebec or new Brunswick either way they are fighting Canadian French
@TekkamanRAGE9 ай бұрын
Comment FOR ARGO!!!!!
@Kirsten29339 ай бұрын
Like 410
@merlinwizard10009 ай бұрын
1st, 16 November 2023
@TheRealInscrutable9 ай бұрын
Second!
@TheJeikou9 ай бұрын
Comment
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm24569 ай бұрын
Fdr
@taetannim35819 ай бұрын
Author does not understand what "beyond repoach" means, lol.
@markotisovic82339 ай бұрын
Bloody space vegans
@andrewstrongman3059 ай бұрын
I quite enjoyed the story, until the dying soldier had to ruin it with the god motivation.
@WE-te3vp9 ай бұрын
I knew they was doomed when they landed in red neck heaven
@MidnightSmoke9 ай бұрын
Awesome story u/Traditional_Wolf_007 Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.