I decided to reupload this one with all the parts instead of as separate videos.
@oobanoobaisterrible3 жыл бұрын
I was wondering why the story ended so abruptly, I for some reason was unable to find any other parts. Thanks for the combined upload :)
@somuchfacepalm97333 жыл бұрын
Whoooo!
@MashedPotatoes6903 жыл бұрын
Thanks to the grand narrator!
@WiredTurkey3163 жыл бұрын
Like Jack Harkness once said "More parts, how delightfully unexpected".
@henrypaleveda77603 жыл бұрын
thanks for the consideration.
@Girlmossy3 жыл бұрын
It's nice seeing an alien bridge crew that doesn't have the captain being murderousness tyrant
@crowsenpai56253 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping during the Pirate fight, when they were using the human ship for cover, one of the pirates took a pot shot at the metal dreadnaught, just so everyone else could see those “strange evenly spaced holes” in the metal ship turn the Pirate into space dust with a broadside.
@superpilotdude3 жыл бұрын
15 Mar 1952: The Wisconsin receives her first direct hit in her history when one of four shells from a North Korean 152mm gun battery struck the shield of a starboard 40mm mount. Subsequently, the Wisconsin destroyed the battery with a full 16in salvo before continuing her mission. After destroying the artillery battery with her big guns, the Wisconsin received a message from one of her escorts, USS Buck. The message read simply "Temper, temper".
@crowsenpai56253 жыл бұрын
@@superpilotdude exactly
@robertstoneking79169 ай бұрын
@@superpilotdudeThe way I heard it Wisconsin removed the entire hill the artillery battery was on.
@MrSirwolf20018 ай бұрын
@@robertstoneking7916 That was the New Jersey during Vietnam. Both ships have extensive history
@MrSirwolf20018 ай бұрын
The fat electrician covers the Iowa class battleships like a proud father.
@ryankaiser27023 жыл бұрын
So an alien race with living technology and a living starship encounter humans traveling in a sleeper ship but humans being extremely advanced because (reasons) completely obliterate everything else that they encountered as hostile in this alien space. Meanwhile the aliens with the living technology is by their standards quite powerful and the human technology dwarfs this by the evidence of using metal for their starship.
@janthion35903 жыл бұрын
Okay if it wasnt for the size of the ship I would have said that they weren't that advance, it's just they are using metal and everyone else is using Wood
@nvfury133 жыл бұрын
Not advanced, they have sleeper ships instead of FTL. The reason their ships can wipe out the living ships is because our weapons are designed for destroying metal, wood won’t do much to stand up to that. If an advanced species turned up at Earth with organic matter ships today, they would quickly lose.
@nvfury133 жыл бұрын
@Kenric Young Yeah, but no 40K race thinks a vine that parts like butter for an axe that had been in storage for centuries is “indestructible”.
@nvfury133 жыл бұрын
@Kenric Young They understand metalworking, it is just that their home world (and system) has only (relatively) tiny amounts. As the part about what sounded like a crude axe-mace hybrid being used to cut something they thought of as indestructible revealed. Probably the entire supply in their system was from meteor impacts.
@noppornwongrassamee89412 жыл бұрын
@@nvfury13 Not just their system. I think the entire stellar region is metal poor because neither these guys nor their neighbors use it. If it was just their star system, you'd think at least one race in the area would be using metal. So the lack of metal isn't just limited to one planet or even one star system. They could be living in an area heavy with population II star systems.
@eliandervalderen58493 жыл бұрын
Without this I wouldn't have realized that there were multiple parts to the story's thanks in advance
@jaytonobrien63253 жыл бұрын
Same my hfy content need is filled by him, netnarrator, and others
@calvingreene903 жыл бұрын
The bioship appears to be FTL capable which would be useful but dreadfully vulnerable to hot lead.
@Inufan20053 жыл бұрын
How kind of the Pirates to give them an excuse to save the Acolyte!
@matthewklestinski70303 жыл бұрын
"Petard?" - If they meet Jean Luc, I hope they make a totally inaccurate leap of logic, and consider him a legendary War Commander.
@joshuawilliams82522 жыл бұрын
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoist_with_his_own_petard
@jellyfish32692 жыл бұрын
@@joshuawilliams8252 thank you
@draxisblackwood87763 жыл бұрын
Multiple Peter Pan references, nice.
@christopherrhodes32283 жыл бұрын
That story took us for a nice little *trek,* wouldn't you say?
@jakobblaine15052 жыл бұрын
I love these longer videos with all the parts in order!
@jacobfoss77833 жыл бұрын
Raid Leader Kerk is just like Captain Kirk.
@kurtismiller95443 жыл бұрын
WOW! I liked that one. Nicely expanded on! Kudos to the author for fleshing out a very good story. And, as usual, Agro did a great job with the reading of and choosing of another great bit of entertainment!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@Jeff553693 жыл бұрын
Nice, thanks for finding and reading parts 2 and 3. Sounds like an interesting universe.
@fjvillas27223 жыл бұрын
Now this, this is what I wanted to see, very cool Squerril
@skyrere2 жыл бұрын
I absolutely loved all of this. I am glad that you did all three parts in one so that I got the whole story. Thank you thank you. I love listening to you read to us. You do a great job. :D
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
glad you are enjoying
@cursedhfy35583 жыл бұрын
Oh nice, thanks mate.
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
a pleasure
@alfredsutton72333 жыл бұрын
Than you Agro, you fill my evening with joy.
@SupCom783 жыл бұрын
great 3 parts love it thx for re upload. i wonder if there is more to come this story is really interesting.
@Kirsten293311 ай бұрын
I love this story! I have listened to it at least 4 times now! 😊😁👍
@edparagonpc9 ай бұрын
I love this story. Great narration as always.
@torgomaghanyan76333 жыл бұрын
It's seems that aliens are silicone based, which means that humans can solo their whole fleet with just one battleship
@somuchfacepalm97333 жыл бұрын
I thought they were plant people with an aversion to fire (and therefore smelting).
@noppornwongrassamee89412 жыл бұрын
@@somuchfacepalm9733 Same. Also, the lack of metal suggests that these aliens live on the outer edges of the galaxy or in an area loaded with Population II stars where metals are scarcer.
@jeanannd8 ай бұрын
This was an excellent story! Truly enjoyable.
@juergenwolf5476Ай бұрын
one of the best stories I’ve read
@allenmorgan10073 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@sherylcascadden4988 Жыл бұрын
A comment to appease the algorithm and help the channel. With energy!!
@yomogami456110 ай бұрын
enjoyed this series of stories thanks for the narration
@TheH8redd Жыл бұрын
Mr Aggro Squirrel, your narrative skills are simply off the charts... way way above. I'm glad to have found your channel sir!
@CaptainShield3 жыл бұрын
Agro, I shall drink rum in honor of your performance. It's as good an excuse as any 😃
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
fair enough
@keatongill39842 жыл бұрын
I li kke how the high born is just like yeah i aint even want to be here leave me out of it mindset hahaha
@Monster_Ink3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the collection update! For the algorithm!
@IRMentat2 жыл бұрын
interesting. rendevous with Rama's human crafted cousin and almost it's anti-meteor defences.
@terrykroening13797 ай бұрын
More long story books and MORE ENERGY YUP YUP
@bendover98133 жыл бұрын
Great little playlist
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@darth_dan88862 жыл бұрын
While I've greatly enjoyed the story, I can' help but wonder, is the thumbnail (which shows "Grown, part 1-3 vs Built part 1-3") implying there is the human side story also available in 3 parts?
@Type_blazenil8 ай бұрын
I know that this is like a year late but oh well Its a mix-up, grown 1-3 has th thumbnail for this and vs built has the thumbnail for grown. The video that should have this thumbnail have the thumbnail for vs built. No idea how that happened but oh well
@sickboy4812 жыл бұрын
Love the Monty Python references; But, but I don't want to get on the cart.......
@Fortressofironblood17763 жыл бұрын
Aye these stories are a blast wish they could be published as kindle books.
@Fortressofironblood17763 жыл бұрын
Awesome
@simonsbigtinks1844 Жыл бұрын
Thank god! I thought this was gonna be AMSR and I was so upset
@jaca6883 жыл бұрын
Damn this is a nice one I need more !
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH3 жыл бұрын
Bless the Squerril
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@lairdbeager78552 жыл бұрын
Extremely good stories and extremely good author authors and extremely good reader Argo squirrel you are a really good Amigo thank you so much for your wonderful stories continue on I salute you
@AgroSquerril2 жыл бұрын
A pleasure , glad you enjoyed
@Renegadebane2 жыл бұрын
Its like children planning a sneak attack just around the corner from their adult target who can hear every word and also noticed the cat sneaking up on the kids.
@johncampbell9646 Жыл бұрын
I really like the tales. It is what I see really happing. We as humans are a slippery lot.
@valentinlopez61897 ай бұрын
Good story, thank you!
@WingManFang13 жыл бұрын
Gold 🏆
@mac-gyver11528 ай бұрын
I'd blame the death of the one guy on the pirates
@WiredTurkey3163 жыл бұрын
That's meet, humans barely involved
@dogwalter36553 жыл бұрын
A nice story!
@davidatkinson473 жыл бұрын
3 parts for the algorithm
@bobsterclause3422 жыл бұрын
Hfy would make a great cartoon. Space ship MAD OF FMETAL? WHAT? HOW?
@GeorgeOrwell-yz6zx2 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm - WITH ENERGY!!!!
@minecraftermad2 жыл бұрын
now i want to make a reddit account with the name of "the_fireplace_without_enough_sleep" so when you tell who it's written by, you actually tell them how it was written.
@sethgilcrist80882 жыл бұрын
Do it!!!
@wrathfulcoma43572 жыл бұрын
Big bro be like hey, you got 3 bullies following you, “take care of them”
@archer_of_azure3 жыл бұрын
All parts at once is so much better 💜
@glorbojibbins24853 жыл бұрын
This mama flipper puts out so much good content
@Deadhessian3 жыл бұрын
Very nice tale.
@brandonmaart22023 жыл бұрын
Waaait...I like ice cream and whine's take on the universe...is there any other work on here to listen to??? For the Boomer Lobster Data Dragon! For the Algorithm!
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm , there are a couple others i think
@kittencolony3 жыл бұрын
FOR THE ALGORITHM!
@Jason-sm4oc3 жыл бұрын
For the Furboys
@davidteh38072 жыл бұрын
Ah … tree people !
@charlespfaff65852 жыл бұрын
Good story but needs to settle on units of measurement, created or standard, and gender of the characters, if any.
@robertstoneking79169 ай бұрын
Like we won't still be arguing pounds kilograms and stone when we make it out into the deeps.
@ComradeCommissarYuri Жыл бұрын
They having living ships? So are they kinda like the Yuuzhan Vong?
@pagansavage52677 ай бұрын
Go for 100000
@bobsterclause3422 жыл бұрын
Kirk? Q? Serious Star trek vibes
@theonetodefyall2383 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@milesedgeworth36673 жыл бұрын
Was that asmr bit in the intro related to someones comment about wanting you to be monotone in the part 1 version
@94ncd3 жыл бұрын
Cat crab lobster Duh nuh na nuh
@genericuser9843 жыл бұрын
neat
@Jason-sm4oc3 жыл бұрын
& still tidy
@vohldarkwell60675 ай бұрын
20:20, small mistake by saying 273 not 237
@nos23423 жыл бұрын
To please the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@reasonablehiccups47923 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@leyrua3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@yermanoh Жыл бұрын
@30:55
@bobsterclause3422 жыл бұрын
Hfy is a comedy genera Metal? The ship is made of metal? There awas a plant with a tumar, and we could't remove it with allien super not toothpast, and fire, but I had a peice of metal, and it cut the tumar right off, and it was all classified. THe leaders want to keep all the metal for themselve sso that they can melt it down and have weapons so thye can rule by force and not power. I THis beats anything in lelo in stitch.