Humanity: what doesn't kill me should start running Galactic senate: Why? Humanity : because now I'm pissed

I uh... I'll be honest I forgot I wrote this one. Ah Also update to anyone who like my writing, I will resume writing in about 6 months I will be moving soon thankfully. I wont get into details but the place I'm living now is not.... not a healthy place to live physically or mentally. Not abuse, just the environment itself is harsh. I'll be moving in 4 months to a much much better place for me after years of work to get out of where I am and my life is very busy right now and will be for a while until after I move sadly. Anywayyyyyyyy praise be to the narrator and joy to all who enjoy my stories.

Aliens:"We banish you to hell!" Humanity: "This place is ours now."

They tried to kill Humanity with Hell... too bad, we already conquered it

The aliens found out why humans say "what does not kill you makes you stronger."

Even a senator can solve a complex math equation That’s a huge step forward

Little do the aliens know for they sent all of humanity to the birth place of Chuck Norris. Congrats you genocidal Xenos you just made Chuck happy a lot less lonely and gave him some much needed rest.

sol verse... a entire universe where every solar system is it's own microuniverse is pretty cool and would make a badass game

Popcorn always makes the biggest events better.

So humans basically became a combination of eldritch entities and Kryptonians

"Humanity slowly progresses forward at a rapid rate." I don't think I've ever heard of something happening slowly at a rapid rate before.

this channel is SO much better than all the ai voice channels !!

Alien 1: "Humanity seems dangerous" Alien 2: "Banish them?" Alien 1: "Sounds good to me" Humanity: "What dosen't kill us makes us stronger, and we kill what tries to kill us, you are hereby on the 'F*ck around and find out' list"

For the skwerl For the rythm that is algo For the attack catipilliars

You are so much better than 99% of the other channels out there. Way to many are using AI and or they don't put any feeling into what is being read

Now imagine at the end of the story you hear the laughter of... Vincent Price😮HAAAA ha ha ha☠️👹😱😱😱 Oh, Popcorn!

Here is a like and comment for the story, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

1: I will remind people that there is a circle of hell reserved for "Virtuous Pagans". It is Heaven in all aspects save the presence of the divine. 2: "Stopped aging " Imagine having the intellect of a 60yo in the body of a 4month old child. Edit: 3: "So this is Hell? ... We'll take it!"

Wait. We could have had so much more fun with this. Hailing from our hellworld in hell, we could have decided to troll every responsible individual (becoming gods does give you insights and options, after all) for life or until they off themselves, whichever comes first. Edit: and then become everyone's conscience 🤣

I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos 🎉🎉😊

Heh. Sometimes unintended consequences are far worse than other times.

That's some serious "find out".

The beginning could be useful for a spell jammers campaign setup for modern tech

For the Narrator!! Great to hear your voice sounding better after your procedure!

Good story. Excellent reading. Don't push yourself too hard. You still need time to recover.

Ok! Very original! One of the best if not the best you've done. Congratulations!😊

I am happy to see you are well. I dint know how you remember the voices you do for all the different characters. Great work, and thank you

Aliens: "We banish you to hell, monsters!" Humanity: "It's free real estate!"

Kind of a "Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack" story hehe hehe

Sol itself was made angry by the dimension Banishment.

Love the TMNT dimension x

Another excellent narration!

Slowly progresses forward at a rapid rate.

Never give humanity Prep Time

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

I’m happy you’re healthy

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo That which does not kill us, etc etc

Fun story!

I feel like this story would make an good show. For the Agro-rythm!

Hilarious just plain hilarious, the ending.🍿🍿

My life feels normal again with the regular uploads. Thanks ASN.😅

Praise be the beneficent squirrel!

Great story; Excellent narration! Onward to 200K!!!

Good story

Aliens didn't bother to learn the old human axiom about what doesn't kill us.

Hah we banished the humans to dimension X with all the other millions of threats! You made us smarter, stronger, healthier, immortal. psionic. And very,very, very, pissed!

Channel love

I will be having popcorn with it. Awesome

Another great story! Thanks for all the amazing work you've done. I love streaming your work while I'm welding at my job and I love your 24/7 stream!

Everyone make sure you give his series channel love as well I would love to see that channel do just as good as his main channel (would love to see The Survivor Becomes a Dungeon continue)

"Welcome to Hell, I'm miving in. Someone tell the devil im gonna room with him!" -Jt Music, Doom 2016 song.

Ai can't compare to Agrosquirel he rocks!!!

POPcorn ! for the algorithm

FOR THE GLORIOUS RHYTHM OF ALGO FOR THE MIGHTY SQUIRREL OF AGRO 🐿 FOR THE AWESOME PREMIER OPENING ANIME 🤖 FOR THE AMAZING DIT OF RED ⚡ (that last one sounded better in my head🙁) 1. Someone FA'd and FO'd the hard way.😈 2. mmmm..... popcorn🍿

Man, now I want popcorn! Many thanks.

For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠

That is the most dangerous trait humanity has, tenacity. We don't quit.

I really, really want a description of the mass panic, pandemonium, weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth on the effected planets. And the speedy demise of the sapients when the relocation is complete. Something like "I'm melting, melting! Oh! What a cruel world!"

Can some form of modern plastics or polypropylene etc, be substituted for the ceramic elements. Modern materials are quite amazing.

Amazing work argo and team 🎉❤

Love this.

For DA SKWERL and his Nest

That one was exactly good

For the algorithm

A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm

Ok this one is awesome!

Now im expecting a story with oh the humans reveled there home system that seems camera view pops up IS THAT A DIFFRENT DIMENSION

Perfect

Only 97K to go! C'mon 200K!!!

From the mittens, with affection.

"*sigh*... Bigbrainium"

As Always a very nice Video

Oh no imagine a baby had water? Would the braid develop but muscle cease doing so... oh the poor everyone involved

Monkey found fun new rocks to play with.

Dude don't hulk the popcorn, pass some to me.😅

Somebody made a boo boo and is about to pay for it.

For da Skwerl for the algorithm and the mighty nest

For the alg that is the rythm

SOL loves us and wants us to be happy...

Payback is a B-Word! 😈😈😈😈😈👍🏽

fecked around, found out...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger......and vindictive as feck.

Aliens: Go to Hell! Humans: Don't mind if we do.

Ah, the event that would be called the Culling... Probably one of the most cruel events in galactic history, only dwarfed by the millions of Banishments, which would result in the deaths of untold quadrillions. And only THAT would be dwarfed during the largest war in recorded history, when facing defeat, the Galactic Senate transported their galaxy to a parallel universe, and then quickly collapsed their OWN FORMER universe in a quick heat death before their insect hive-like enemy could build their own quantum universe translocator emitters (they are very complex, and take time to build). In the aftermath, it was a relatively small matter hunting down and exterminating every last example of the enemy race, but the Galactic Senate would become extremely xenophobic. We don't want to parse over how many races that they had exterminated, determined to now allow any races to live that could potentially surpass them. Anyways, the next standard galactic cycle was marked by chaos. Pure and utter chaos. Mid Rim, and even some Core Worlds announcing their secession from the Galactic Senate, and renouncing any association there in. Everyone fleeing to their nearest starships, as they tried to get as far away from the homeworlds before they were Banished. It only got worse after the worlds were transported. Beings literally killing beings in a desperate attempt to get onboard one of the life-sustaining ships before they were all gone, and the acidic gas outside ate their way through the planet's magnetic field. The military and government literally firing into crowds as they tried to commandeer every starship on every planet, and then glassing entire cities into cinders and ash. Mobs attempting to storm military spaceports and commandeer every armed ship they could get their hands on. When Humanity realized that the military and government was trying to gather and use every remaining transdimensional emitter to transport themselves back, that is when Humanity stepped in, and sent warships to put them out of everybody's misery. Humanity would just transport them back to their Hell prison again, and they'd eventually run out of food and water. But then in a surprising move, they showed compassion. Seeing as how all but the local leadership had fled (and then blown into spacedust), they saw an opportunity to allow the people belonging to the races that tried to exterminate theirs a second chance. This was announced in the same telepathic manner as the Harbinger of Doom message a month ago. They would transport their worlds back, but in exchange, they would continue under humanity's strict leadership. The remaining leadership on each remaining world tripped over themselves to agree. Except for one religiously zealous world, which had this racial superiority bent going on, and would commit mass suicide, overloading their zero point energy reactors, and incinerating their world. A violent but quick way to go, I suppose. Each of the former core worlds would have a human overseer installed to guide them to a more enlightened future. And mostly ensure that they stayed in their place, and didn't relapse to their genocidal past habits. There was a fair share of xenophobic zealots on most worlds, but nothing like being scared straight to ensure that they didn't stay hidden for long. That, and being able to read those sorts of thoughts. In the coming years, eager to avoid repeating the past, extreme limitations would be placed into law concerning the use of transportation into Dimension X, and restricting its use as a punishment.

xenos: let's kill them by sending them to hell humans: return as immortal gods xenos: *shocked pikachu face*

D and stsrjammers meets mutants

I love how the bottom of the barrel of intelligence are Senate staffers. Lol

Love these HFY stories! If you're looking for, i'm uploading daily 🧡

For the algorithms!

The Aliens should have left Sol were it was original position and not send it with the rest of the Solar system

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It's an interesting story, though I think the author needs to do a little more editing work before making a submission. For example, the phrase "...slowly progressed at a rapid rate..." That's what we like to call an "oxymoron." Those should be avoided, and there's a lot of other errors that make parsing the intended meaning rather difficult, which in turn breaks up the flow of the narrative. The author can't seem to decide if they should go with a third-person omniscient viewpoint or a somewhat odd form of first-person limited, for example. Temporal tenses are all over the place, and the amount of convoluted phrasing in what should be informative expository text doesn't help matters. For anybody thinking I'm just being a "grammar-nazi," understand the purpose of language is to _clearly communicate_ ideas, transferring them from the mind of one person to another. I wouldn't mention any of this if I didn't believe the author capable of accomplishing that feat--a minor miracle we all tend to take for granted. What we call "grammatical errors" are impediments to that goal of language. The author's got a lot of potential, and it would be a shame if it were wasted because nobody knew what they were talking about.

Great nation as usual. Now some more text as sacrifice to AlGorITHm the mighty so it may give us a good story again

0 views in five seconds? ***Agro squirrel really fell o-***

FAFO on steriods

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A bit redundant, the author could have trimmed a bit of the fat.

😂😂

4th, 15 April 2024

An actual person reading so much better than AI. In the text, before the word sigh where you can see ellisp or..., the AI would tends to read it as dot, dot dot. Its very irritating.