Humanity: what doesn't kill me should start running Galactic senate: Why? Humanity : because now I'm pissed
@Cptn_Candy4 ай бұрын
I uh... I'll be honest I forgot I wrote this one. Ah Also update to anyone who like my writing, I will resume writing in about 6 months I will be moving soon thankfully. I wont get into details but the place I'm living now is not.... not a healthy place to live physically or mentally. Not abuse, just the environment itself is harsh. I'll be moving in 4 months to a much much better place for me after years of work to get out of where I am and my life is very busy right now and will be for a while until after I move sadly. Anywayyyyyyyy praise be to the narrator and joy to all who enjoy my stories.
@DanLaw5594 ай бұрын
Thank you for your stories. I've come to recognize your name. I look forward to what you produce in the future. Who knows, the time away may lead to wonderful inspiration. I'm glad to hear your life is improving. I can relate to being in an unhealthy environment, screams, shouts, gunshots, constant noise from traffic and neighbors, great view of the cemetery across the street. Fiction can help me escape to a better world, with better people, where hope is alive and well, where dreams come true, and all is possible. I still have writing of my own to do, but until then I look forward to works from authors like yourself, and I appreciate it greatly.
@Cptn_Candy4 ай бұрын
@@DanLaw559 I'm glad to hear I can help, I know the not quite writers block but writers lack of motivation when in an environment like that is hard. I hope you get an opportunity to get to a better place like I did.
@charleswidmore54584 ай бұрын
great story. hope you find a place without orange mist, hum.... then again maybe not
@I_hate_Reddit4 ай бұрын
I think I can guess what you're getting at and why you don't want to talk about it. Sorry you've been stuck dealing with that. Hope the move goes smoothly for you. Think you'll be amazed at just how pleasant life is about to become.
@kitemaywilder17924 ай бұрын
hope whever you move is better for you ^^
@Wraithfire274 ай бұрын
Aliens:"We banish you to hell!" Humanity: "This place is ours now."
@winnerwannabe98683 ай бұрын
reminds me of "hell is a place. places can be conquered."
@kyriss122 ай бұрын
@@winnerwannabe9868 Reminds me of a video game reviewer ranting about how agony portrayed the most optimistic version of hell possible. I’ll have to dig up the link, but it was 5 minutes of the best HFY rant ever and made me want to grab some friends, sharpen a bunch of sticks, and get to work.
@lumberluc4 ай бұрын
They tried to kill Humanity with Hell... too bad, we already conquered it
@trenttrent27864 ай бұрын
It made us unkillable almost
@Allantitan4 ай бұрын
@@trenttrent2786it made us as close to doom guy as possible
@loganshaw45274 ай бұрын
The aliens found out why humans say "what does not kill you makes you stronger."
@CT-10353 ай бұрын
Even a senator can solve a complex math equation That’s a huge step forward
@jasonswearingin10094 ай бұрын
Little do the aliens know for they sent all of humanity to the birth place of Chuck Norris. Congrats you genocidal Xenos you just made Chuck happy a lot less lonely and gave him some much needed rest.
@Fylasfrommabi4 ай бұрын
sol verse... a entire universe where every solar system is it's own microuniverse is pretty cool and would make a badass game
@rarr21304 ай бұрын
Sunless Skies have a similar concept
@Fylasfrommabi4 ай бұрын
@@rarr2130@rarr2130 yehhh. I prefer crafting focused exploration games :3 the more i can do with practice the better. Like the time i accidentally built a functioning borg cube in space engineers xD I do appreciate the suggestion! I hope it's a perfect fit for anyone else who might be reading the commencement chain :3
@davigamesp534 ай бұрын
:3
@venator-fb7yy4 ай бұрын
@@FylasfrommabiAccidentally? You sure a queen didn't assimilate your mind?🤔
@liwojenkins4 ай бұрын
It's the basis of the Spelljammer universe in DnD. Just didn't catch on like everyone thought it would.
@artyd424 ай бұрын
Popcorn always makes the biggest events better.
@matthewfogarty38714 ай бұрын
Got popcorn right now👍👍👍👍
@gromtar4 ай бұрын
nachos with cheese is the way 🤤
@karenbaldwin28674 ай бұрын
Skittles anyone?
@erushi55034 ай бұрын
I personally prefer chips but popcorn is nice too
@darnelljohnson53134 ай бұрын
DUDE,,,,,,,I WAS PRETTY MUCH THINKING THE SAME THING
@tabithachastain69994 ай бұрын
So humans basically became a combination of eldritch entities and Kryptonians
@molag-ballordofdomination20654 ай бұрын
I don't think kryptonians, they get power from yellow stars, in this story the sun is just a shield
@tabithachastain69994 ай бұрын
@molag-ballordofdomination2065 I meant that the the realm they were sent to has elements that have the ability to grant superpowers. Not a 1 to 1 comparison, I know 😅
@BumbleDoom3 ай бұрын
@@tabithachastain6999the electromagnetic field pushing away negative things is pulled directly from superman to be fair.
@the_Kurgan4 ай бұрын
"Humanity slowly progresses forward at a rapid rate." I don't think I've ever heard of something happening slowly at a rapid rate before.
@vodamiinurl13374 ай бұрын
Slowly implies sandbagging and hamstringing, rapid implies that it's not working
@the_Kurgan4 ай бұрын
@@vodamiinurl1337 oh and here I thought slowly implied slowly and rapidl implied rapid.
@Tuck-Shop4 ай бұрын
Wait faster is a good one too.
@junkercitizen2294 ай бұрын
sounds like the basic training experience
@malkeus64873 ай бұрын
I think it depends on perspective. If you're far enough away a supersonic shockwave can be watched traveling through the Earth's atmosphere however the sizes and scales involved make it appear to be moving slowly even though it's moving it many times the speed of sound.
@briancasey34214 ай бұрын
this channel is SO much better than all the ai voice channels !!
@charleswidmore54584 ай бұрын
it really is top shelf
@alganhar14 ай бұрын
Especially the computer voiced channels that narrate 'AI' generated stories! I am generally willing to point out glaring errors in human written stories, but at least they made the effort and wrote it themselves! Besides AI generate stories have a habit of repeating certain keywords every sentence or two which rapidly becomes... annoying!
@anonymouse26753 ай бұрын
Yes, by far. An actual human narrator is much better than an A.I., an actual human written story is WAY better than that A.I. garbage, and the best part is that he even links to the original story.
@mikkelnpetersen4 ай бұрын
Alien 1: "Humanity seems dangerous" Alien 2: "Banish them?" Alien 1: "Sounds good to me" Humanity: "What dosen't kill us makes us stronger, and we kill what tries to kill us, you are hereby on the 'F*ck around and find out' list"
@ufoe200114 ай бұрын
For the skwerl For the rythm that is algo For the attack catipilliars
@mikethurman31474 ай бұрын
No one ever remembers the valiant attack caterpillars. Thank you.
@aaronsanborn42914 ай бұрын
You are so much better than 99% of the other channels out there. Way to many are using AI and or they don't put any feeling into what is being read
@Cptn_Candy4 ай бұрын
yepyep, thats why i let agro read my stories, if a person uses A.I TTS bullcrap and I find it I give them 48 hours to remove my story or I copyright flag it. If they read it themselves and only use A.I or voice filters for other voices then I have absolutely zero problems with anyone on youtube reading my stuff. I mean really, how hard is it to just read it with your own voice and put some damn heart into it. I certainly put mine in my writing after all!
@td66474 ай бұрын
Now imagine at the end of the story you hear the laughter of... Vincent Price😮HAAAA ha ha ha☠️👹😱😱😱 Oh, Popcorn!
@MidnightSmoke4 ай бұрын
Here is a like and comment for the story, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.
@PsycoDwarf94 ай бұрын
1: I will remind people that there is a circle of hell reserved for "Virtuous Pagans". It is Heaven in all aspects save the presence of the divine. 2: "Stopped aging " Imagine having the intellect of a 60yo in the body of a 4month old child. Edit: 3: "So this is Hell? ... We'll take it!"
@sirnukesalot244 ай бұрын
Wait. We could have had so much more fun with this. Hailing from our hellworld in hell, we could have decided to troll every responsible individual (becoming gods does give you insights and options, after all) for life or until they off themselves, whichever comes first. Edit: and then become everyone's conscience 🤣
@SpiritWolf19664 күн бұрын
I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos 🎉🎉😊
@markfergerson21454 ай бұрын
Heh. Sometimes unintended consequences are far worse than other times.
@GenStallion4 ай бұрын
That's some serious "find out".
@brianrussell24414 ай бұрын
The beginning could be useful for a spell jammers campaign setup for modern tech
@michaelyoung72614 ай бұрын
For the Narrator!! Great to hear your voice sounding better after your procedure!
@theshadyprotector84124 ай бұрын
Good story. Excellent reading. Don't push yourself too hard. You still need time to recover.
@travelswithbenny33284 ай бұрын
Ok! Very original! One of the best if not the best you've done. Congratulations!😊
@SFDISME4 ай бұрын
I am happy to see you are well. I dint know how you remember the voices you do for all the different characters. Great work, and thank you
@nickkozak47634 ай бұрын
maybe he has done it for so long it’s easy to remember. or he sits and records it through one sitting.
@Cemi_Mhikku2 ай бұрын
Aliens: "We banish you to hell, monsters!" Humanity: "It's free real estate!"
@Wastelandman70004 ай бұрын
Kind of a "Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack" story hehe hehe
@VelociraptorsOfSkyrimАй бұрын
Sol itself was made angry by the dimension Banishment.
@sethfischer73682 ай бұрын
Love the TMNT dimension x
@adwood2014 ай бұрын
Another excellent narration!
@arenjay32784 ай бұрын
Slowly progresses forward at a rapid rate.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46064 ай бұрын
Never give humanity Prep Time
@allenmorgan10074 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@sunitaboodram77704 ай бұрын
I’m happy you’re healthy
@RealArcalian4 ай бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo That which does not kill us, etc etc
@kevincaruthers541229 күн бұрын
Fun story!
@deussalt44794 ай бұрын
I feel like this story would make an good show. For the Agro-rythm!
@MrTiberus17014 ай бұрын
Hilarious just plain hilarious, the ending.🍿🍿
@dustinhenderson83244 ай бұрын
My life feels normal again with the regular uploads. Thanks ASN.😅
@imperialguardsmen94914 ай бұрын
Praise be the beneficent squirrel!
@Shadow.Dragon4 ай бұрын
Great story; Excellent narration! Onward to 200K!!!
@fabianwood94574 ай бұрын
Good story
@SLEPhoto4 ай бұрын
Aliens didn't bother to learn the old human axiom about what doesn't kill us.
@barelyasurvivor12572 ай бұрын
Hah we banished the humans to dimension X with all the other millions of threats! You made us smarter, stronger, healthier, immortal. psionic. And very,very, very, pissed!
@gordonhardwick95524 ай бұрын
Channel love
@williamsifton62704 ай бұрын
I will be having popcorn with it. Awesome
@PryvatCyan874 ай бұрын
Another great story! Thanks for all the amazing work you've done. I love streaming your work while I'm welding at my job and I love your 24/7 stream!
@chaosbubbles10144 ай бұрын
Everyone make sure you give his series channel love as well I would love to see that channel do just as good as his main channel (would love to see The Survivor Becomes a Dungeon continue)
@doctorbright10654 ай бұрын
"Welcome to Hell, I'm miving in. Someone tell the devil im gonna room with him!" -Jt Music, Doom 2016 song.
@direwolfwollf22704 ай бұрын
Ai can't compare to Agrosquirel he rocks!!!
@kdmbigpig4 ай бұрын
POPcorn ! for the algorithm
@machstormer4 ай бұрын
FOR THE GLORIOUS RHYTHM OF ALGO FOR THE MIGHTY SQUIRREL OF AGRO 🐿 FOR THE AWESOME PREMIER OPENING ANIME 🤖 FOR THE AMAZING DIT OF RED ⚡ (that last one sounded better in my head🙁) 1. Someone FA'd and FO'd the hard way.😈 2. mmmm..... popcorn🍿
@mackenziedrake4 ай бұрын
Man, now I want popcorn! Many thanks.
@t.p.34564 ай бұрын
For the algorithm 👽👾🤖🌌🛰🚀🛸🌠
@robertfraser79434 ай бұрын
That is the most dangerous trait humanity has, tenacity. We don't quit.
@davidowens11324 ай бұрын
I really, really want a description of the mass panic, pandemonium, weeping, wailing and gnashing of teeth on the effected planets. And the speedy demise of the sapients when the relocation is complete. Something like "I'm melting, melting! Oh! What a cruel world!"
@myradavis25994 ай бұрын
Can some form of modern plastics or polypropylene etc, be substituted for the ceramic elements. Modern materials are quite amazing.
@leightondoswell4534 ай бұрын
Amazing work argo and team 🎉❤
@rowdysgirlalways4 ай бұрын
Love this.
@kurtismiller95444 ай бұрын
For DA SKWERL and his Nest
@TheGreyGhost8734 ай бұрын
That one was exactly good
@camerongoodwin40024 ай бұрын
For the algorithm
@Uzzgub4 ай бұрын
A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm
@chrisdixon70994 ай бұрын
Ok this one is awesome!
@arandomsystemglitch23984 ай бұрын
Now im expecting a story with oh the humans reveled there home system that seems camera view pops up IS THAT A DIFFRENT DIMENSION
@vanhasydan47544 ай бұрын
Perfect
@theuglybiker4 ай бұрын
Only 97K to go! C'mon 200K!!!
@niyablake4 ай бұрын
How is it that this channel is not at 1million ?
@Terran.Marine.24 ай бұрын
From the mittens, with affection.
@wananops4 ай бұрын
"*sigh*... Bigbrainium"
@alphanoob794 ай бұрын
As Always a very nice Video
@michaelroy77544 ай бұрын
Oh no imagine a baby had water? Would the braid develop but muscle cease doing so... oh the poor everyone involved
@loganshaw45274 ай бұрын
Must be a age minimum for it then. Like alcohol but it is set at 25 for men and 18 for women or older but by thier choice.
@willgallatin28024 ай бұрын
Monkey found fun new rocks to play with.
@ratzelbarreto20704 ай бұрын
Dude don't hulk the popcorn, pass some to me.😅
@merlinathrawes7464 ай бұрын
Somebody made a boo boo and is about to pay for it.
@BalthusDirein4 ай бұрын
For da Skwerl for the algorithm and the mighty nest
@AlbertKowal-bw3ci4 ай бұрын
For the alg that is the rythm
@ihtfp014 ай бұрын
SOL loves us and wants us to be happy...
@williamcastro30172 ай бұрын
Payback is a B-Word! 😈😈😈😈😈👍🏽
@011GreyRunner0114 ай бұрын
fecked around, found out...
@garysprandel18174 ай бұрын
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger......and vindictive as feck.
@BerryTheBnnuy4 ай бұрын
Aliens: Go to Hell! Humans: Don't mind if we do.
@assemblyrequired73423 ай бұрын
Ah, the event that would be called the Culling... Probably one of the most cruel events in galactic history, only dwarfed by the millions of Banishments, which would result in the deaths of untold quadrillions. And only THAT would be dwarfed during the largest war in recorded history, when facing defeat, the Galactic Senate transported their galaxy to a parallel universe, and then quickly collapsed their OWN FORMER universe in a quick heat death before their insect hive-like enemy could build their own quantum universe translocator emitters (they are very complex, and take time to build). In the aftermath, it was a relatively small matter hunting down and exterminating every last example of the enemy race, but the Galactic Senate would become extremely xenophobic. We don't want to parse over how many races that they had exterminated, determined to now allow any races to live that could potentially surpass them. Anyways, the next standard galactic cycle was marked by chaos. Pure and utter chaos. Mid Rim, and even some Core Worlds announcing their secession from the Galactic Senate, and renouncing any association there in. Everyone fleeing to their nearest starships, as they tried to get as far away from the homeworlds before they were Banished. It only got worse after the worlds were transported. Beings literally killing beings in a desperate attempt to get onboard one of the life-sustaining ships before they were all gone, and the acidic gas outside ate their way through the planet's magnetic field. The military and government literally firing into crowds as they tried to commandeer every starship on every planet, and then glassing entire cities into cinders and ash. Mobs attempting to storm military spaceports and commandeer every armed ship they could get their hands on. When Humanity realized that the military and government was trying to gather and use every remaining transdimensional emitter to transport themselves back, that is when Humanity stepped in, and sent warships to put them out of everybody's misery. Humanity would just transport them back to their Hell prison again, and they'd eventually run out of food and water. But then in a surprising move, they showed compassion. Seeing as how all but the local leadership had fled (and then blown into spacedust), they saw an opportunity to allow the people belonging to the races that tried to exterminate theirs a second chance. This was announced in the same telepathic manner as the Harbinger of Doom message a month ago. They would transport their worlds back, but in exchange, they would continue under humanity's strict leadership. The remaining leadership on each remaining world tripped over themselves to agree. Except for one religiously zealous world, which had this racial superiority bent going on, and would commit mass suicide, overloading their zero point energy reactors, and incinerating their world. A violent but quick way to go, I suppose. Each of the former core worlds would have a human overseer installed to guide them to a more enlightened future. And mostly ensure that they stayed in their place, and didn't relapse to their genocidal past habits. There was a fair share of xenophobic zealots on most worlds, but nothing like being scared straight to ensure that they didn't stay hidden for long. That, and being able to read those sorts of thoughts. In the coming years, eager to avoid repeating the past, extreme limitations would be placed into law concerning the use of transportation into Dimension X, and restricting its use as a punishment.
@ravenouself41812 ай бұрын
xenos: let's kill them by sending them to hell humans: return as immortal gods xenos: *shocked pikachu face*
@williamchandler29374 ай бұрын
D and stsrjammers meets mutants
@JS-vn1og4 ай бұрын
I love how the bottom of the barrel of intelligence are Senate staffers. Lol
@SciFiStoriesAndBeyond4 ай бұрын
Love these HFY stories! If you're looking for, i'm uploading daily 🧡
@hexaspark4 ай бұрын
wierdo bot channel
@james351244 ай бұрын
For the algorithms!
@jadesidhe26344 ай бұрын
Fyi the algorithm now ignores those comments. You'll have to start saying something unique each time
@Arvyn9923 ай бұрын
The Aliens should have left Sol were it was original position and not send it with the rest of the Solar system
@charleswidmore54584 ай бұрын
1 - 19 - 14 !
@nightrunnerxm3934 ай бұрын
It's an interesting story, though I think the author needs to do a little more editing work before making a submission. For example, the phrase "...slowly progressed at a rapid rate..." That's what we like to call an "oxymoron." Those should be avoided, and there's a lot of other errors that make parsing the intended meaning rather difficult, which in turn breaks up the flow of the narrative. The author can't seem to decide if they should go with a third-person omniscient viewpoint or a somewhat odd form of first-person limited, for example. Temporal tenses are all over the place, and the amount of convoluted phrasing in what should be informative expository text doesn't help matters. For anybody thinking I'm just being a "grammar-nazi," understand the purpose of language is to _clearly communicate_ ideas, transferring them from the mind of one person to another. I wouldn't mention any of this if I didn't believe the author capable of accomplishing that feat--a minor miracle we all tend to take for granted. What we call "grammatical errors" are impediments to that goal of language. The author's got a lot of potential, and it would be a shame if it were wasted because nobody knew what they were talking about.
@loganshaw45274 ай бұрын
Slow build up to exponential speed?
@najroe4 ай бұрын
Great nation as usual. Now some more text as sacrifice to AlGorITHm the mighty so it may give us a good story again
@KenanLaudat-tp3bp4 ай бұрын
0 views in five seconds? ***Agro squirrel really fell o-***
@niyablake4 ай бұрын
FAFO on steriods
@tonyneal9104 ай бұрын
🍿🍿🍿😂😂👏👏👍🐿
@TJCID224 ай бұрын
A bit redundant, the author could have trimmed a bit of the fat.
@MrTSECHLER4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@merlinwizard10004 ай бұрын
4th, 15 April 2024
@suzettewilliams17584 ай бұрын
An actual person reading so much better than AI. In the text, before the word sigh where you can see ellisp or..., the AI would tends to read it as dot, dot dot. Its very irritating.