Wojtek was an actual bear adopted by the Polish 2nd Corps during WW2, given the rank of corporal. He would carry ammo, drink and smoke with his fellow soldiers.
@Norbrookc2 ай бұрын
A fitting nod from the second story.
@jon-paulfilkins78202 ай бұрын
Ended his days in a Scottish Zoo, allegedly still prefered Italian Wines to Whiskey to his dying day. Many Polish exiles made a point of visiting him.
@noppornwongrassamee89412 ай бұрын
Ah. That explains why the bear in the story is Wotjek the FOURTH.
@vinnyganzano19302 ай бұрын
@@jon-paulfilkins7820Edinburgh zoo where he was visited by many Polish ex-servicemen up until his death. It's a story which has birthed many KZfaq videos.
@vonkug2 ай бұрын
And still had more discipline then most Americans.
@GarmrsBarking2 ай бұрын
wait till they hear what we call our capital ship… the mighty HMS boaty mcboatface....
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser12332 ай бұрын
Urist Class Magmacannons.
@artyd422 ай бұрын
War... Never tells you who is right. Only who is left.
@Tiewaz2 ай бұрын
First story: And after all that, the aliens still never exterminated all the humans. There was one left. Second story: I remember the story of that bear. Probably a better diplomat than most available humans.
@alganhar12 ай бұрын
You know 'one left' is kind of guaranteed extinction right?
@robertstoneking79162 ай бұрын
@@alganhar1 One left that they know of. We've always has zealots, and idealists, and misfits that have gone out into whatever wilderness they can find to start their own colonies. Many of the colony ships had no flight plan, disappeared from known space, and haven't been rediscovered yet.
@Tiewaz2 ай бұрын
@@alganhar1 Extinction yes. Exterminated? No. There's one left. Also, given this psycher pretty much merged with a whole ship, it sounds like he's essentially immortal.
@JRRodriguez-nu7po2 ай бұрын
Wojteck, great history reference but there's another possibility. Women lost in a forest elected a bear. 😊
@jeanannd2 ай бұрын
2nd story - LOL, well we humans have in fact elected cats and dogs to positions as Mayer of actual towns for instance. Meow, woof, growl ;)
@emilynelson56462 ай бұрын
There was a bear that was a member of the Polish armed forces in WWII
@ravenouself41812 ай бұрын
and, oddly enough, those towns are doing much better than their counterparts.
@ravenouself41812 ай бұрын
@@emilynelson5646 Yup, and he helped immensly by carying artillery shells. Wojtek, the Hero.
@gregmchurch2 ай бұрын
Don't forget the horse.
@Teekawolf2 ай бұрын
@@gregmchurch Sargent Reckless USMC!
@kurtismiller95442 ай бұрын
For DA SKWERL and his Nest may the algorithm always bow to his will
@mackenziedrake2 ай бұрын
This is exceptionally great narration. After that first one, funny is definitely in order. Many thanks!
@SpiritWolf19662 ай бұрын
I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos 🎉
@MidnightSmoke2 ай бұрын
Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful KZfaq algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve
@lazrustosadow58802 ай бұрын
That meeting must have been unbearable
@simonmullett68842 ай бұрын
They just had to bear with it
@Odd_Interaction2 ай бұрын
During my first tour in South Korea we had a company dog, he had his own rack, wall locker and even a kimchi cabinet. He would ride in the front passenger seat of the First Sergeants Jeep or on the top of the Company Commander’s tank. He had a harness and one of the Battalion’s mechanics welded a tie down point to snap his leash too. He ate better than a huge majority of South Koreans. The KATUSAs would complain when he showed up at the battalion chow hall and get as many servings of meat as he was wanted. He actually was fed more meat and variety than we did. We could only have one meat item and that included ham on your omelette. First Sergeant took him to Fort Bliss when he PCS’d.
@mlogan2k22 ай бұрын
If a dog is present on a military base, assume it is the highest ranked individual present. You'll generally have a better day that way.
@chrstfer24522 ай бұрын
"With exceptions made due to their biology" would take only an ameteur space lawyer to disqualify him from representing to the aliens. Shouldve just left psychology.
@shadowwatcher50422 ай бұрын
Another lawyer could argue that biology would refer to the individuals body conditions rather than species. After all, humans have had conditions that make them very hairy.
@shadowwatcher50422 ай бұрын
Or abnormal and missing limbs
@Teekawolf2 ай бұрын
Let's get way more basic guys ... Bathroom privileges.... And diet 😂
@leightondoswell4532 ай бұрын
Amazing narration, you are a star Argo! Thank you for these little stories.
@MZeora2 ай бұрын
Sir Bearington's Polish Cousin, in Space I see. Yes, Yes.
@Shadow.Dragon2 ай бұрын
Great story; Excellent narration! First story: There is probably a "cell bank" also in that Psyker warship to restart humanity. Second story: I, for one, welcome our Bear Overlord! LOL!!!
@Obligate.Carnivore2 ай бұрын
Agro and algo!! Another great telling!
@neko-echo2 ай бұрын
Wojtek goes to space!😂
@Dalik1212 ай бұрын
Love you love your work.
@arbiteramon2 ай бұрын
For the squirrel! May we one day elect a bear as leader!
@achimdemus-holzhaeuser12332 ай бұрын
There are no Aliens in Ba Sing Se.
@barelyasurvivor12572 ай бұрын
Ah another great Squirrel read, its a great saturday!
@KingMarkus2222 ай бұрын
Why Sir Bearington, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN OKD CHAP! 🐻: ROARS HAPPILY
@InternetGravedigger2 ай бұрын
Story 1: An alternate Warhammer 40k timeline where Humanity fell relatively early on? Story 2: Wait till they hear that some humans marry their pets...
@deussalt44792 ай бұрын
For the Agro-rythm!
@td66472 ай бұрын
Wow, that first story was one hell of a deep concept, overthinking that one could get scary, (?lol?) And our narrator did a fine job, thank you for the entertainment!
@SPY462 ай бұрын
The first story gave me chills at the ending, I love it. ^_^
@ombrepourpre75622 ай бұрын
Your face when you have said "you are next" was pretty creepy and frightening 😱😱😱 Magnificent ❤
@williammiles63042 ай бұрын
At the beginning it sounded like the Earth/Minbari war!
@Dragoon_Duma2 ай бұрын
Hey Argo! Liking the narrations
@AgroSquerril2 ай бұрын
Glad you like them!
@nathanielrohwer41862 ай бұрын
That was clever. For most of the second story I thought they were talking about a dog. I didn't get it until the story mentioned bear. Then the name clicked. Very clever.
@deathbedquestion2 ай бұрын
Todays background on your video is sooo Lisa Frank! 😂
@genericuser9842 ай бұрын
cool
@tarrantwolf2 ай бұрын
Poland can into space!
@ihtfp012 ай бұрын
You have the right to keep armed bears... Wait, that's not right...
@joakimvhes3022 ай бұрын
"The right to keep and arm bears shall not be infringed" - The Fat Electrician
@Wastelandman70002 ай бұрын
Story one: From hell's heart I will stab at thee.... Story two: Humans, the galaxy's worst trolls. LOL
@lyrigageforge32592 ай бұрын
I'd say that the second story was somewhat of a political statement onto the council perhaps - but not about bears obviously.
@PartytimeYOLO2 ай бұрын
"it seemed funny. and it has been scientifically proven that (Earth) animals have a better (average) track record in elected positions than humans."
@anathardayaldar2 ай бұрын
"HE ONLY WANT LEFT ALONE"
@TheOrignalNone2 ай бұрын
🤙
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash17 күн бұрын
important rule about humans you might be wise to ask why ,but if you do so forget to also ask.. why not ,you will find out soon