A HFY Story : Humans are space paladins | 2205 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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A HFY Story : Humans are space paladins | 2205 ~Deathworld, War, Terran and Humans

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

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@mre4u422 11 ай бұрын

Any sufficiently advanced technology would be indistinguishable from magic.

@mattbrown5511 11 ай бұрын

Thor said as much in one of the Marvel Universe movies.

@johnShadow12 11 ай бұрын

i miss when thor was magic like in the comics tech thor sucks same with high tech asgard like it doesnt look close to the comic version which wasnt near a FUCKING CLIFF edge or a dame disc world.@@mattbrown5511

@nigelsmith7366 11 ай бұрын

Wrong

@RealArcalian 11 ай бұрын

@@mattbrown5511 the original quote is Arthur C Clarke, a sci fi author naturally

@SymbioteMullet 11 ай бұрын

But is any sufficiently advanced magic indistinguishable from technology?

@mattbrown5511 11 ай бұрын

My last deployment was what ended my US Army career. My platoon medic got around to patching me up after to attending to the wounded in my section. He looked at me (bloody, broken, and bruised) doing what I could to help my boys. Even though I out ranked by a bit, he looked at me and told me to sit the fuck down. He began to work on me and said: "You don't not have this doc's permission to die, you ornery old man." That is the first and only order I ever followed from a subordinate soldier in 18.5 years of service.

@Max-dw9kg 11 ай бұрын

glad you pulled through long enough to get home and post this

@808bigisland 11 ай бұрын

Oh, the bottom 10% of HS.😂

@HennryHammerhead 11 ай бұрын

Hot damn. Glad you made it mate.

@mattbrown5511 11 ай бұрын

I'm hard to kill off. Still kicking after 4 combat tours and 2 humanitarian tours.@@HennryHammerhead

@ptonpc 11 ай бұрын

Good to know you are still with us.

@alexistaylor969 11 ай бұрын

*"FAKE IT UNTIL YOU MAKE IT!"* - The human service technician said calmly

@TJCID22 11 ай бұрын

This was actually not as much of an exaggeration as you might think. If you were to replace bullets with a capsule of anti-matter of the same size, a single shot can take down an entire sky-scraper, which means a single soldier with a 1kg magazine could take down an entire city all on his own.

@juliane.mfarias9285 11 ай бұрын

And that's why Power Melee Weapons make sense

@owenthompson4071 11 ай бұрын

Are we talking anti matter the same mass as a bullet because we'd be looking at more like a Nuke with a half megaton yield or a bullet sized containment device which honestly would be scalable from fire cracker to bunker buster depending on how much antimatter it contained.

@TJCID22 11 ай бұрын

@@owenthompson4071 A meant a bullet sized container, and a total of 1kg anti matter when you account for the entire magazine.

@jarvawolf4369 11 ай бұрын

That would honestly be freaking scary compared to a nuke imagine the size a nuke would be if that was to be scary compared

@TJCID22 11 ай бұрын

@@jarvawolf4369 ...the size of the "actual" nukes (meaning the demon cores) they dropped on Japan was about the size of your fist (and only 2% of that actually underwent fission). The rest was just the delivery mechanism and 98% of waste because they didn't have the technology at the time to be efficient.

@grogvaughan5649 11 ай бұрын

Epic narration as always. I can recall 4 maybe 5 times during the 2 decades i served in the Army using the line "nobody has given you permission to die. Yet."

@mattbrown5511 11 ай бұрын

For me, it was once. God bless Sgt Daniel (Weezy) Dombrowski for saving my, and many more lives. May I meet him on the other side one day.

@grogvaughan5649 11 ай бұрын

@mattbrown5511 8 years as a combat medic. To this day, I'm bad with names. Spent too long trying to forget.

@Strutinan 11 ай бұрын

Little over a year in the Ordinance Corps, building custom boomboom for specific mission needs...and often called on to DEPLOY it. Had to have my nomex suit peeled off me because a butter bar had the damn map upside down, and told me the wrong munitions bunker door to thermal lance through. I asked (screamed) why I was being tortured. The ranger escorting my charred semi-corpse said it was because I didn't have permission to die. THAT struck me so hard that it gave me the mental shock I needed to pull back from the pain, and hear him tell me about all of the mission I couldn't remember anymore. Sgt Karlsman, thank you, you grumpy psychotic adrenaline junky 😂

@grogvaughan5649 11 ай бұрын

@Strutinan some of those butter bars are 100% without a doubt the absolute most dangerous thing in the life of their troops.

@clonechoopa31 11 ай бұрын

Damn... an unsupervised teenager with a bigass sword and lofty words made a city into a circus with just his presence alone... 😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

@artyd42 11 ай бұрын

Picture the one who said "Oh, sorry, I just didn't have permission to die." and his entire reasoning is because the paperwork would have killed him if he dodged the spaceship crashing into him.

@mattbrown5511 11 ай бұрын

Probably early 20s, but not much of a difference.

@efaviel 11 ай бұрын

It always brings me joy when others take pleasure in my stories. Thank you, Agro, for another wonderful narration.

@AgroSquerril 11 ай бұрын

Thank you for letting me :) glad you liked it

@blainetrevino689 11 ай бұрын

Ima just say this one was good and funny and I honestly wish ya would do a long story with this one especially bc I feel like it’d be very good and hilarious but anyways this one was great

@bhurbhuvachauhan5009 8 ай бұрын

how can i read more of your work?

@queenbee8045 7 ай бұрын

Thank you so much. This seris was my fav but I forgot the name until watching his recent collection from two weeks ago. Now I can go back and find your written stories to reread

@Obligate.Carnivore 7 ай бұрын

Your stories are great! And with Agro reading them it’s a plus plus/win win!!

@TheSEWARZ 11 ай бұрын

Yo just thinking about it, this would make a awesome book if it covered the war. I mean, imagine a small squad of humans with just "swords" and "bows" taking on an entire fleet without even a ship to ride. Like thats some dragon ball shit right there

@Mugthraka 11 ай бұрын

They shall be my finest warriors, these men who give themselves to me. Like clay I shall mould them and in the furnace of war forge them. They will be of iron will and steely muscle. In great armour shall I clad them and with the mightiest guns will they be armed. They will be untouched by plague or disease, no sickness will blight them. They will have tactics, strategies and machines such that no foe can best them in battle. They are my bulwark against the Terror. They are the Defenders of Humanity. They are my Space Marines and they shall know no fear.[1] --The Emperor of Mankind

@foxgod995 10 ай бұрын

For the emperor

@Snipergoat1 11 ай бұрын

The power of myth and the power of technology combined, nie unstoppable.

@bramslootweg 11 ай бұрын

Another small dose for my addiction...

@JS-vn1og 11 ай бұрын

This was a good story. I bet it would make a great series.

@dalemorgan8263 11 ай бұрын

All hail the goddess of freedom.

@FullchanAnon 6 ай бұрын

* eagle screech in the distance *

@someoneawesome8717 11 ай бұрын

As a theatre kid, this sounds like the best possible job for me

@RealengoPrimordialDemon 11 ай бұрын

Welcome back Agro, I was waiting for your return and as always another awesome narration.

@Shadow.Dragon 11 ай бұрын

Great story and great narration! Reminds me of the ST:TNG episode "Who Watches The Watchers".

@GROYPING4JESUS 11 ай бұрын

Nothing better than making nice cup coffee and finding a new story in my list 💪🤠☕️

@MidnightSmoke 11 ай бұрын

Here is your like and comment as payment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

@scottcampbell7944 4 ай бұрын

Intergalactic: automatically connotes millennia of advancement. Technology would seem magical. The idea of presenting humans as magicians to simplify our presentation and avoiding conflict is genius.

@olebloom1641 2 ай бұрын

Good example for Clarktech disguised as magic.

@brianjuergensmeyer8809 11 ай бұрын

Welcome home, Agro!

@allenmorgan1007 11 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

@dragongreek9059 9 ай бұрын

I think this is my favorite

@NarcsisticX 11 ай бұрын

Always makes me feel happy hearing these stories. Don't really know why

@alliegamerbunny 11 ай бұрын

authority for authenticity makes a big difference.

@madkow007 11 ай бұрын

for some reason, i really liked this one. would like to hear more of the before

@haskellyoung3121 11 ай бұрын

Keep banging away at it. I look forward to your videos.

@AliceDeBois 11 ай бұрын

Thank you for always rocking I hope that your voice is doing okay.

@bloodcult5262 11 ай бұрын

Great to hear you again

@yomogami4561 11 ай бұрын

thank you for the interesting story and wonderful narration

@erushi5503 11 ай бұрын

Human main class: Paladins Human Sub classes: Bards, Druids, Rangers, Rogues, Sorcerers, Barbarians, Alchemists?

@RealArcalian 11 ай бұрын

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Clever use of differing perspectives.

@raywilcox1 9 ай бұрын

Thanks!

@AgroSquerril 9 ай бұрын

My pleasure , thank you for the dono. It is very much appreciated

@medicentio 11 ай бұрын

I'm not even gonna talk about how good the story and narration are, but bout the utter fool who disliked this video. I mean, WHO can dislike this?!

@Pilgrim98 9 ай бұрын

Commenting so you get more revenue hopefully. This is my payment.

@jesusfigueroa2921 11 ай бұрын

Nice

@hilmarheathkliff9511 11 ай бұрын

Im early today

@davidbrown969 9 ай бұрын

your storys are always cool

@rossdavies8250 11 ай бұрын

Another good one. Praise the algorithm...

@juliane.mfarias9285 11 ай бұрын

That was awesome!

@martinwyke 11 ай бұрын

This would be a great meta

@klappstock943 11 ай бұрын

For the Algorithm the story and the voice

@Rawkit_Surgeon 11 ай бұрын

Honestly, I would have probably given limited parts access to the player before the first boss just to give them a taste of certain play styles. Would have also loved the chance to hire other players for some jolly co-op action.

@genericuser984 11 ай бұрын

cool

@vampf5700 11 ай бұрын

Hallo

@user-kc5sn2px4x 11 ай бұрын

I didn't think you would get any more videos for a month or two Are you fine with the operation ??

@coreyarsenault2236 11 ай бұрын

For the algorithm

@wyrmlabrynth2651 11 ай бұрын

Where's the title's art from

@arandomsystemglitch2398 Ай бұрын

Cause there guns are to strong nah mate if that sword can literally tear reality and open a rift to the 4th dimension then what need is there for a gun that armor probably also makes them insanely fast ai can probably also speed up there mind to make everything seem like its in slow motion for atleast the eyes sure body may not be that fast but if you can do the motions in time then you can doge even bullets hell that sword can probably act as a personal ftl travel

@d.wayneharbison8691 11 ай бұрын

Please, what are you saying at the beginning of your podcasts? "Good evening, ladies and ????-gents?"

@ihtfp01 11 ай бұрын

"Good evening, ladies and mentlegents." It's his standard opening...

@d.wayneharbison8691 11 ай бұрын

@@ihtfp01 thank you. I was having difficult understanding the word.

@cheezeguyLOZ 11 ай бұрын

SMITE

@IlIWarGIlI 11 ай бұрын

So... hope you have healed well before all this man.

@mannymaze153 11 ай бұрын

What happened to a nature of predators??

@AgroSquerril 11 ай бұрын

Will be back when I have fully recovered from surgery

@xeniosaias 11 ай бұрын

Ladies and what ...

@Inufan2005 11 ай бұрын

Sooo.... DnD Larping?

@FedralBI 11 ай бұрын

F.T.A.

@Ryvaken 7 ай бұрын

Was really hoping for a story of morality and faith bringing light into a dark galaxy. Instead I get charlatans accidently creating planets of neo-pagans. These are not paladins.