I can just imagine the Spiders saying, "The gods are testing us again!" "We shall prove our worth as always!" "Destroy the Invaders utterly!" "All hail the mighty Gods!"
@kylejohns22883 ай бұрын
Happy spider noises
@stratometal Жыл бұрын
I like the explanation as to why leave something to be remembered, all because humans hated not knowing if they were alone they decided it would be a "kindness" to leave a calling card. Freaking hilarious, demigods playing gardening with space "rocks".
@jukkiivi4282 Жыл бұрын
Clueless primitive aliens bumbling into the territory of hyper advanced humans. For the Author for writing this Story! For the Narrator for narrating this Story! For the favour of the Ineffable Algorithm! For the Beard! May it regrow quickly!
@ihtfp01 Жыл бұрын
This story is the very embodiment of Clarke's third law... Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
@melkiorwiseman5234 Жыл бұрын
Any technology which is distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced. 😆 Any technology, no matter how primitive, is magic to those who don't understand it. 🤣
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын
@@melkiorwiseman5234 at least some mortals can see the grander pattern in the weave of existence ;) though those are good sayings
@melkiorwiseman5234 Жыл бұрын
@@Amoth_oth_ras_shash I stole them from the web comic, "Freefall" 😏
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash Жыл бұрын
@@melkiorwiseman5234 the more places good words are shared to be tested the more they are honed to perfection ;)
@wangbot47 Жыл бұрын
I feel like the "Spiders" bit is a direct reference to Children of Ruin, a fantastic book. It involves Spiders.
@davidragan9233 Жыл бұрын
They forgot and left the ship behind! 🤣
@Ryu_D Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the video. Seems like we became the eldritch horrors in this one, just with a liking for neat plants, rather than eyeball covered tentacles. Not really sure how to think about that one.
@citizen_grub4171 Жыл бұрын
The aliens just got lucky as to who's private playground they tresspassed in. Imagine they had wandered into a system owned by a 40k LARP chapter - especially if they were playing Slaaneshi.
@willgallatin2802 Жыл бұрын
The Irish didn't harm a soul. Just gave them a story to tell. Seems about right.
@denisdelaney9272 Жыл бұрын
Speak softly and carry a big gun
@zephyrstrife466810 ай бұрын
To be fair... They sent the fleets to Australia.
@ArronRatliff Жыл бұрын
Now that was truly entertaining. I love the last little bit that totally sounds like something i would do after a night of binge drinking.
@bigearl3867 Жыл бұрын
This has all the makings of a good dark comedy.
@alfredsutton4412 Жыл бұрын
Run? Really? Why? You'll just die tired.
@barelyasurvivor1257 Жыл бұрын
I just learned once again why I prefer and like your Sci Fi readings over others on You Tube. He read a great story, but his voice and the acoustics just were not anywhere as good as your readings. It shows the effort you take to make your readings enjoyable and very, very, clear. Thank You.
@deddydwisutanto1077 Жыл бұрын
i think i know which one you're talking about. yep, that on hurts my ears when using a earphones
@allenmorgan1007 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
@Warutteri Жыл бұрын
Loved this ❤️
@MidnightSmoke Жыл бұрын
great story. Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
@kurtismiller9544 Жыл бұрын
Damn Mick's LoL! Got to love some of my ancestors from the shores of Eyre
@alganhar1 Жыл бұрын
Others from those Islands have less.... pleasant memories of them.... long were the days of Irish Riders and Pirates with their pillaging, murdering and slave taking on Welsh shores.... The Irish have their own fair share of skeletons in their national closet, they just pretend they are the victims all the time, when for much of it they were not....
@darwinskeeper421 Жыл бұрын
I'm a mentlegent and I'm okay! I sleep all night and youtube all day!
@RealArcalian Жыл бұрын
Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo HFY so long ago, that aliens are mere nuisances now.
@barelyasurvivor1257 Жыл бұрын
I love the story, great concept. You read it perfectly as always.
@GenStallion Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of the G'Kar speach about ants.
@tarsxenomorph8845 Жыл бұрын
As a Rish myself I approve.
@leechowning2712 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but the author was smoking some pretty good stuff today... Forever After Earth... the Kryptonions. So shall we tell the new neighbors that this wasa bad idea... or let them learn the hard way?
@Wastelandman7000 Жыл бұрын
Yep, they don't want the I'rish to bust out the cosmic shillelagh again!
@tickticktickBOOOOM Жыл бұрын
Nice choice for the music.
@reginaldbull4922 Жыл бұрын
They overreacted little bit. If they would meet far more enhanced aliens this behavior could lead to interesting times. Personally i wouldn't like people like that to be part of my faction. Interesting story, nice narratation. Thx!
@LiterallyAWesternHognose Жыл бұрын
It's all a matter of perspective to ants Armageddon has come and a deluge of water falls from the sky's as if to drown all who've sinned in the eyes of the gods.....However to us humans It's simply watering your favoured garden.
@digger1900 Жыл бұрын
Great story, keep up the good work
@archer93385 ай бұрын
They remind me of the two old men from the movie "Second Hand Lions"
@davethompson3326 Жыл бұрын
Everyine thought the Norstalians were bad, they just have Mother Hitton's Littul Kittons
@jeanannd Жыл бұрын
Very good, but feel sorry for the Xeno's and the humans in this were just rotten.
@alganhar1 Жыл бұрын
That is the Irish for you.... I'll sit here and bask in the ill will that will garner from any Irish, or pretend Irish (read Irish American's), just be aware, I am Cymraig, so I do not care. We have been taking the piss out of the Irish since before the 13 Colonies were a thing, we are not stopping now. Cymru am byth
@danijellino1921 Жыл бұрын
Eh. More like apathetic and annoyed. But that's about it. You most probably don't feel bad when swiping at a Fly either.
@shadowwatcher5042 Жыл бұрын
@jeanannd Well the aliens did apparently threaten the Humans after blasting the nearby asteroids a bit. So yeah I say the aliens are at fault here
@yomogami4561 Жыл бұрын
lol thanks for the story and narration
@Uzzgub Жыл бұрын
A Interaction for the Interaction God, a Comment for the Comment Throne, for the Almighty Algorithm
@E-N-A-R-D-L-A-V11 ай бұрын
This story is the embodiment of a couple of old men cursing out the children who dared step on their lawns!
@jasonbull6560 Жыл бұрын
Loved it.👍
@WorldWalker12810 ай бұрын
There is a surprising lack of cursing and drinking for a story that involves Irish immortals. Then again, maybe that's just the ones that live on earth.
@rexmann1984 Жыл бұрын
These aren't authentic Irish, they drove sober across the galaxy.
@HammarPwnsYourFace Жыл бұрын
Nothing a few pints of G couldn’t fix. Too bad they didnt have a top off before the Sojourn.. 😅
@tulsaviolet Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@josephhyland8904 Жыл бұрын
That was a good one!
@JDNCLOWD10 ай бұрын
This sounds like Terry Pratchett shananigans 😂
@genericuser984 Жыл бұрын
cool
@pandablair4226 Жыл бұрын
Interesting
@caryjacobs88789 ай бұрын
Starring Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen. It would be glorious… 😏
@dougfisher54088 ай бұрын
There is nothing worse than a good reading with background music...
@leightondoswell453 Жыл бұрын
Hahaha love it
@asandrewsilvaw Жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@nargalda7737 ай бұрын
who is coming, the I-Risch ??
@bradwolf07 Жыл бұрын
Don't mess with their gardens, gotcha
@stanlee5576 Жыл бұрын
Bump
@klappstock943 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm the story and the voice
@nachtwaya8721 Жыл бұрын
"STAY OFF MY LAWN!!!!" for the algorithm....
@whgordon6109 Жыл бұрын
Like and Share
@JRMshadow260a Жыл бұрын
ROFLMAO!!
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 Жыл бұрын
Algorithm
@anathardayaldar Жыл бұрын
If only the Irish could have done that to the British.
@gtgjthhtjgtg2309 Жыл бұрын
For the algoritam
@scottfitzpatrick71156 ай бұрын
working for 100K
@TheJeikou Жыл бұрын
Comment
@carminedesanto6746 Жыл бұрын
👍😉🤣👍
@ArtsShadow26 ай бұрын
What other Q do in their spare time.
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
47th, 27 July 2023
@elfeater1760 Жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm11!
@TJCID22 Жыл бұрын
Aholes.
@DWilliams-sf5th Жыл бұрын
Music was kinda distracting.
@YouAskedForThis563 Жыл бұрын
Why the annoying background music?
@peterwalls-qf7ii Жыл бұрын
Nice tale , but there is no way these two were Irish. Irish immigrants returned home perhaps, but not real Irish. For one , they never once had a drink, and the clincher .. they were sober! Absent minded but sober! Not a single glas was emptied, not a single pint was consumed, during this narration! I can only conclude, that these two characters, were not Irish!