[Vinesauce] Joel - Desert Bus Highlights

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6 жыл бұрын

The best parts of that monumental 8 hours condensed into 25 minutes.
Obviously there's a lot more funny stuff in the stream, but I wanted to limit myself.
This is my first Vinesauce edit, but if all goes well, I'll do more.
Support Joel:
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Пікірлер: 662

@SuperWiiBros08 6 жыл бұрын

You poor soul had to go trough 8 hours of a stream, I tip my hat to you

@romanace3432 6 жыл бұрын

SuperWiiBros08 I did on KZfaq.

@monowavy 6 жыл бұрын

I did it all the way through, no peepee breaks man, no peepee.

@thegriffin88 6 жыл бұрын

Well he tried to get it running and then his power blew. No joke it was so confusing.

@AHeroWillStand 6 жыл бұрын

I'll go through the next 8 hours once he streams the drive back to Tucson, too

@MapleMilk 6 жыл бұрын

I’m sure SuperWiiBros08 is definitely familiar with painstaking editing. *cough* MASKING *cough*

@TehVulpez 5 жыл бұрын

did Jobel really call speakers "the volume exhaust"

@AM_xX 5 жыл бұрын

The worst part is i understood it immediately

@Hwyadylaw 5 жыл бұрын

@@AM_xX It didn't even register for me

@icky001 5 жыл бұрын

the worst part is i didn't question it until seeing the comment actually

@user-fw5yz5du1n 5 жыл бұрын

ДЖОООБЕЕЕЛЬ, АХАХАХАХХАХА

@thorndust5329 4 жыл бұрын

He's Swedish, he's trying

@juneru2 5 жыл бұрын

this is 25 minutes of interesting conversation. *_over the time of 8 hours_*

@cosmologicl 5 жыл бұрын

25/480 minutes is a whole 5% of the full thing. Crazy

@AlphaXY13 5 жыл бұрын

Crazy Bus

@burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82 6 жыл бұрын

It's like watching a man slowly lose his sanity.

@mugiwaralee9592 6 жыл бұрын

Panda Cares I think this is the closest you can get to slowly slipping into insanity in a tangible form.

@NotZigza 5 жыл бұрын

It's because it is.

@Ribbons0121R121 5 жыл бұрын

im gonna play that game now

@k3y0f4nark3 5 жыл бұрын

I think he lost it within the first 4 minutes when he was talking about the aliens.

@linusoredsson7111 4 жыл бұрын

It was already lost at the begining.

@andisantonovics5023 5 жыл бұрын

Japanese people: Moomin good Joel: Chotomate Chotomate... uhhh SUWEEDAN. Pra papapapapapapapa

@Cmg5 6 жыл бұрын

NO I WILL NOT PISS BOTTLE

@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 5 жыл бұрын

Should of just sat on a john for 8 hours

@Snauss 6 жыл бұрын

Glad to see Joel finally play New Vegas.

@MaybeNotARobot 5 жыл бұрын

When you’ve spent 8 hours holding in piss, it almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020 4 жыл бұрын

I like your profile picture

@Snauss 4 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020 thank

@bonechovah 3 жыл бұрын

“ You got what you were after, so pay up. ” - McMurphy “ You're crying in the rain, pally. ” - Benny “ Guess who's waking up over here? ” - Jessup “ Time to cash out. ” - Benny “ Would you get it over with? ” - McMurphy “ Maybe Khans kill people without looking them in the face, but I ain't a fink, dig? ” - Benny “ You've made your last delivery kid. ” - Benny “ Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. ” - Benny “ From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18-carat run of bad luck. Truth is...the game was rigged from the start. ” - Benny

@peefmcgoose2908 3 жыл бұрын

@@bonechovah bonus points for remembering McMurphy

@Ethan-mm9yk 6 жыл бұрын

"Oh hey Joel's streaming" 15:39 "I think I'll pass"

@TheHylianJuggalo 5 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only person who does the weird mouth thing to fuck with music.

@kulekid6917 5 жыл бұрын

join*

@iancortescontreras6084 2 жыл бұрын

This is real music

@Anonsage3 6 жыл бұрын

"The sound exhaust of your phone"

@monkeyhook6856 5 жыл бұрын

Anonymous do you call it something else

@egorence2149 5 жыл бұрын

it actually works

@GoyBenius_0901 5 жыл бұрын

@@umahmii He put the phone in his mouth. Also the song was from F-zero.

@TrollsAreGonnaTroll 5 жыл бұрын

ʸᴼᵁᴿ ᴰᴿᴵⱽᴱᴿ ᴵˢ *DRUNK*

@TheSilverLeaf79 6 жыл бұрын

Wow, Joel went crazy on a bus by himself, just look at the rear view mirror

@Ribbons0121R121 5 жыл бұрын

oh yeah

@ValentineC137 5 жыл бұрын

you dont see the people?

@ScreamingmadJoe 5 жыл бұрын

AWildHemontHasAppeared he’s not even going to Vegas. He’s just been driving around in circles for 8 hours

@Nieveria 5 жыл бұрын

you could say it's a crazybus

@TallTapper 2 жыл бұрын

In fact, Joel never reached Vegas at all

@Nod_Lucario 6 жыл бұрын

13:26 Joel accurately plays the Crazy Bus theme

@bup-a-boy2729 2 жыл бұрын

NOW THIS IS GAMING MUSIC B A B Y ! !

@thebombers2160 6 жыл бұрын

2:25 S T O P M A S T U R B A T I N G!!

@blastprcssing98 6 жыл бұрын

oh im sorry

@classymarowak7001 6 жыл бұрын

*Loud Nigra Noises*

@sml2k186 6 жыл бұрын

*OPEN THE WINDOW WE GOT ANOTHER!*

@xurany427 5 жыл бұрын

THE AC ISNT WORKING

@PurpleSaturn726 5 жыл бұрын

N O

@lazydoesvoices 6 жыл бұрын

There is so much material here for the Vinesauce Wikia.

@firstnamelastname7244 5 жыл бұрын

There's a Vinesauce wikia?

@a.mikasaan 5 жыл бұрын

Just assume there's a wikia for anything

@beyondbeyond1965 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, it's shit

@Ribbons0121R121 5 жыл бұрын

yes

@richardgibson8403 3 жыл бұрын

Lazy Does Voices we need vinny to do this

@natec5373 6 жыл бұрын

The Whole 8 Hours was a Hightlight

@CarneMorta_ 5 жыл бұрын

Nate C Not even 8 hours of joel are enough

@real_Clone_Gordon_Freeman 6 жыл бұрын

I would pay to see an animated version of the entire stream

@FlatToast 5 жыл бұрын

we need a movie out of this, we all will pay for it

@namename-mz1je 5 жыл бұрын

Ad victoriam, Elder

@happycalcium 5 жыл бұрын

*i have a new life mission*

@SoupSackHandle 5 жыл бұрын

@dealerman5955 4 жыл бұрын

They'd make you pay.

@Brunoki22 6 жыл бұрын

Joel found WoW boring, and here he is playing Desert Bus lol

@Panzer_Runner 5 жыл бұрын

WoW? World of Warcraft, World of Warships, World of Warplanes??? which one?

@fabio-vb7xu 5 жыл бұрын

hot take: i'd rather play dessert bus than wow

@Loitsu 5 жыл бұрын

Yes, desert bus is better than wow

@taijutsugal 5 жыл бұрын

I get the same vibes

@009_Ghostly_Systematic 5 жыл бұрын

WoW is complex while desert bus has simple game mechanics.

@beingsactual 6 жыл бұрын

Joel is a real *American* hero. You see... He's been through the desert in a bus with no name It felt bad to think of the rain In the desert he could forget his own name, 'Cause his bladder gave him unbearable pain... _La, la, la la la la la, la la la, la, la_ x2

@LunaPhobos 6 жыл бұрын

That Swedish Highway In the sunshine Where the trips are longer Joel's bladder's stronger than moonshine. He's gotta go, we know..

@beingsactual 6 жыл бұрын

Tell me, how long you gonna stay here, Joel?

@deadaccountlol9189 6 жыл бұрын

G.I.Joel

@arrowhead1867 5 жыл бұрын

Cpt. Wolf Some people ask him: "Where are the new up-loads?" He don't care I knoooow-ow-oow-ow-oow-OW

@nefariousgremlin7554 5 жыл бұрын

ALLIGATOR LIZARDS IN THE AIR IN THE AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR

@tabbysas2744 6 жыл бұрын

I wish you included the part where he talks about his Carpe Diem -attitude and the inevitable time when you'll recall all of your experiences on your deathbed. And ends with: "I didn't, uhh, piss _away _*_eight HOURS FOR THIS"_*

@sirboneless817 6 жыл бұрын

Man, I had to take a bus from San Antonio to Denver, and it would have been SO much more bearable if Joel was my driver.

@Ribbons0121R121 5 жыл бұрын

lets make it real then

@crimsondynamo615 5 жыл бұрын

SirBoneless *ARE YOU HAVING FUN!*

@schhhh 5 жыл бұрын

*Joel looks behind him, scanning the seats* *He sees no children* Joel: HOPE YOU FUCKERS ARE IN FOR A *WILD* RIDE

@robertsides3626 6 жыл бұрын

14:11 The one time Joel notices something I say in chat, and it's fucking that.

@pachie0 6 жыл бұрын

Robert Sides never got joel to notice me but I got vinny 2 times now.

@robertsides3626 6 жыл бұрын

Wish I could talk in Vinny's, but I'm still banned when he or one of his mods got hacked a few years back :(

@pachie0 6 жыл бұрын

Robert Sides message the mod who banned you silly

@robertsides3626 6 жыл бұрын

I've messaged the mods and get no reply. Ever. The event happened so long ago at this point that I don't even remember who it was that got hacked. I just remember them hijacking the chat and mass banning everyone that was stupid enough to type in chat. I'm at the point where I just accept my silent fate... I feel like they won't even believe me at this point... It'll probably sound like I'm making it up to cover up a legitimate ban that didn't happen >_>

@pachie0 6 жыл бұрын

Robert Sides I can try and get in contact with DesertP on twitter

@plot4445 6 жыл бұрын

Running?! In MY 90's!? Its more likely than you think.

@brookel.2832 6 жыл бұрын

15:49 That's all you need to watch.

@AndrevusWhitetail 6 жыл бұрын

using a controller as a guitar pick was one of if not THE most genius idea Joel ever had.

@kobetoles5925 4 жыл бұрын

This is great cause you can't see the chat so there's no garuntee Joel isn't just talking to himself

@pixel3936 6 жыл бұрын

9:20 round and round? smoke on the water? fire in the sky? enter night? exit light? psycho mantis?

@JeanMarceaux 5 жыл бұрын

You're that ninja?

@schhhh 5 жыл бұрын

Darude Sandstorm?

@tales-of-fossegrim 5 жыл бұрын

hotel? trivago.

@GloopSoup 5 жыл бұрын

Nani?

@tattersthebat6253 5 жыл бұрын

Green moose, guava juice?

@dannybrezelhorner2715 6 жыл бұрын

Running? In the *90'S?*

@user-eh3rp2zl5p 5 жыл бұрын

it's more likely than you think

@erikagaming1439 5 жыл бұрын

You've been? Thunderstruck?

@darkzircon8165 5 жыл бұрын

Psycho killer? Kes ke se?

@SpilledMilkk 5 жыл бұрын

More like driving in the 90s

@Realgaps 6 жыл бұрын

the perspective of the road in that game pisses me off

@Panzer_Runner 5 жыл бұрын

It drags you to the right

@tru7434 5 жыл бұрын

What is your pfp from, looks familiar

@oboll6064 5 жыл бұрын

someone has to recreate the desert bus but it's an online group chat with servers in which the host is the driver, and anyone with a mic can talk in any way, whether it'd be chit chat or attempting to annoy the hell out of the driver to make him crash the bus in rage. In a nutshell, it should be similar to the group chat game called "Comedy Night" if I got the name right? If not, the name is similar.

@dono5529 4 жыл бұрын

I’m 8 months late but I do remember there being an actual official Desert Bus 2 that was in vr and basically used the Comedy Night concept (one guy driving the bus and the other people in the back) but I don’t remember what happened to it. Does have one full length play through online.

@KamiJoJo 6 жыл бұрын

"Hey guys let's play some Desert Bus for 8 Hours, shall we?" **Blackout**

@hermit4637 6 жыл бұрын

A tale about Joel's slow descent into insanity.

@rustybuckets2143 6 жыл бұрын

Legend says that if you go the whole 8 hours, you'll get the new Tool album.

@edwardhelms 6 жыл бұрын

Couldn't Joel just beep out any rhythm, and have it technically be a Euro beat?

@alle_6297 5 жыл бұрын

2000 IQ

@Rafa-ri4wd 5 жыл бұрын

He could just repeat the words love, fire and speed over and over and he would sum up every Eurobeat ever.

@Nieveria 5 жыл бұрын

@@Rafa-ri4wd love? fire? speed?

@michaelboydston313 3 жыл бұрын

eurobeeb

@edwardhelms 3 жыл бұрын

Okay, no one like or dislike my comment ever again.

@Moomoo254 6 жыл бұрын

You would never expect a Desert Bus stream to have a highlights reel, lol.

@MegaRazor619 5 жыл бұрын

Cute profile pic

@blamespencer6442 5 жыл бұрын

For research purposes what is your profile pic

@MegaRazor619 5 жыл бұрын

@@williambyrd6665 a month later but

@jimmyjohnjoejr.9020 4 жыл бұрын

You expected Desert Bus highlights, but it was me, DIO!

@LunaPhobos 6 жыл бұрын

This is your first Vinesauce Edit? Jesus Christ! Couldn't have you used an easier and "shorter" video. The editing is wonderful! I'm looking forward for more!

@aspennnnnnnn 6 жыл бұрын

LunaPhobos Gotta make a good first impression

@awerelia 6 жыл бұрын

@AHeroWillStand 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I edit videos for a living, this was nothing lol I'll definitely make more once I have the time!

@mugiwaralee9592 6 жыл бұрын

Listen not gonna lie, the effect at the end of the Mute City song at around 15:46 actually sounded cool.

@thatoneconcreteworker9202 4 жыл бұрын

Same men it sounded kinda good!

@crimsondynamo615 9 ай бұрын

It was beautiful

@smoothkeys9119 6 жыл бұрын

You really sat through the whole stream to make this video?

@AHeroWillStand 6 жыл бұрын

Yes. I'm just as disappointed in myself as you are.

@vinesauceobscurities 6 жыл бұрын

You did it so others don't need to. You are champion.

@RogueRaichu 6 жыл бұрын

Hell, I did it

@Lorrins 6 жыл бұрын

I did it too. I don't have a life either..

@maniacmoonkin3987 6 жыл бұрын

A true fan of Joel sits through the whole stream with ease tho. He's literally the only one who can be entertaining while just staring at a pixalated bus adventure for 8 hours straight.

@mrwri 5 жыл бұрын

15:48 Knowing that the pizza song was playing inside Joel's mouth made my day.

@Cringeous 6 жыл бұрын

You could also call this "Joel's Descent Into Madness"

@najwan3672 6 жыл бұрын

das tis tanz? das tis tanz? you must tanzen now?

@avriil6446 5 жыл бұрын

we're gonna turn this thing? into one big orgy?

@Pomlithe 5 жыл бұрын

the beef? is out of date? it’s expired? don’t eat it?

@ereince 5 жыл бұрын

OH GOD I'M DEAF

@thatoneconcreteworker9202 4 жыл бұрын

Is someone here German?

@gabagool56 4 жыл бұрын

Ooh! Ooh! Let me try! 18 naked cowboys? In the showers? At Ram Ranch?!

@SuperDav1995 6 жыл бұрын

*S U F F E R I N G*

@duplexdsi 6 жыл бұрын

23:29 i guess you could say it was a... *_DESERT P_*

@Theosyion 6 жыл бұрын

Double Slash haHAA

@spugoge915 4 жыл бұрын

“What happens if Joel has to poo” “I stand up and I aim”

@bud389 Жыл бұрын

Imagine being the sorry kid who got this game for his birthday, or worse, Christmas.

@Sorantheman 6 жыл бұрын

"There is no gold here, Mr Leprechaun....only despair...."

@thebladezmanII 5 жыл бұрын

Joel's the only person who can make 8 hours of playing driving a bus fun.

@donvoltonus8898 6 жыл бұрын

Thank christ. I couldn't bring myself to watch the whole thing.

@zipman3890 5 жыл бұрын

13:29 alien trying to give me knoledge of Pluto

@cristo236 5 жыл бұрын

13:25 is the turning point for joel's sanity

@powergannon 5 жыл бұрын

If it wasn’t Joel, “Desert Bus highlights” would be a complete oxymoron

@edgajam 6 жыл бұрын

15:27 Joel turns into a Squid.

@nyonine9575 5 жыл бұрын

"Man goes crazy during 8 hour busdrive"

@Langas_LVDC 6 жыл бұрын

Moomins were the best, it's good to know that people loves them in different parts of the world too.

@sampappas6934 5 жыл бұрын

Joel singing the Moomin theme in Swedish gives me life.

@EricBottineau 6 жыл бұрын

"so there's a movie...so there's a movie"

@crimsondynamo615 5 жыл бұрын

bottyes *BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA BA LA LA LA LA LA MA MA MA MAAAAAAA!*

@fernandovelasco817 6 жыл бұрын

*UNLIMITED PEE PEE*

@axelord1942 4 жыл бұрын

22:07

@xzylo451 5 жыл бұрын

15:22 Remember kiddos, it’s not a speaker, it’s a volume exhaust

@BT-nv4ck 6 жыл бұрын

feelin fly about the fact that my fanart showed up (the mushroom skeleton warrior @0:25)

@flushedemoji4690 5 жыл бұрын

RIP Kocko :(

@sally8ac8 6 жыл бұрын

Joel would be very fun on a road trip XD

@apenaslink4368 6 жыл бұрын

Absolutely a madman

@LeonStephan 6 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, I watched that scene of Fire in the Sky as a kid too and I got super traumatized by that. The creepy aliens, the guy screaming in horror and pain and with each passing second screaming worse and worse and gagging. I also got super scared of aliens thanks to that scene alone.

@kkatmartin1 6 жыл бұрын

The ba ba ba,bap is in English too

@zerir.3726 4 жыл бұрын

It’s in all of the versions except for the Japanese and Arabic versions

@lunitaproductions8290 6 жыл бұрын

They should make a game that let's you drive from Tucson to Los Angeles or Albuquerque

@kelleroid 6 жыл бұрын

American Truck Simulator, though it doesn't take an actual 8 hours for it

@captaiawesome2260 6 жыл бұрын

If you want the superior mode of transportation in video games to travel from Tucson to many other destinations, try Microsoft Flight Simulator 98.

@badhermit7717 6 жыл бұрын

Lunitaproductions from Peru to Alaska 2 days of road Edit: or more than that

@Tyber325 5 жыл бұрын

you could do it maybe in the crew 2 but it only takes like 30 minutes

@darisucc7749 5 жыл бұрын

Ive gone from California to Michigan and it took 3 days I want a simulator for this

@PoisonInc 5 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, the Japanese Moomin intro is so much more precious and fitting than the English one.

@Skippy_Dinglechalk 5 жыл бұрын

Joeeelll? Are we there yet???

@EldritchDoodler4828 5 жыл бұрын

Joel: **mentions Fire In The Sky* Me: **NERVOUS SWEATING*

@AndrevusWhitetail 6 жыл бұрын

11:46 that one hand guitar just sounds like Dwarf Fortress.

@cooperhomann783 6 жыл бұрын

Andrevus Whitetail dude you are so right

@tenv 6 жыл бұрын

*Complains about how repetitive WoW is while playing Desert Bus*

@ladyarmourlapras 5 жыл бұрын

its not repetitive if it's only one thing youre doing

@naorishi 5 жыл бұрын

He's still right

@kingofsnake3683 6 жыл бұрын

One hell of a first vinesauce edit lol. Great job

@bozidarignjatic295 5 жыл бұрын

JOJO

@madamHoodie1 4 жыл бұрын

Joel talking about his love for Moomin gives me life, brb gotta draw a death metal viking Moomintroll

@MikeMine2000 5 жыл бұрын

"wake me up. inside? Save me."

@andrewmarchitto8461 5 жыл бұрын

13:19 "Ah beautiful music!" I lost my shit

@Kokoasz 4 жыл бұрын

11:15 is how I got through so many shifts at work. “My shift is eight hours and I’ve been here for thirty minutes so I’ve only got seven and a half hours left which is almost just seven hours which means that I’ve almost only got six hours left!” It’s a flawed mindset but it’s the only thing that keeps you sane

@PixyEm 5 жыл бұрын

Running? In the 90s? Phycho? Mantis? You're that ninja

@darkbowserdofus9978 5 жыл бұрын

Leave it to Joel to make desert bus entertaining

@TheGrayMysterious 4 жыл бұрын

So I did some math. 1 trip from Tucson to Las Vegas is 8 hours. 1 trip is worth 1 point. The maximum score for Desert Bus is 99,999,999. In order to take 99.9 million trips from Tucson to Las Vegas, you would need to play the game for approximately 800 million hours. 800 million hours is about 333.3 million days. 333.3 million days is approximately *91,000 years.*

@EddieBurke 4 жыл бұрын

The max score is 99

@AtlasFox_ 5 жыл бұрын

9:42 is the best definition of this whole stream

@slenderminion289 5 жыл бұрын

I have a newfound respect for bus and truck drivers.

@kurtbenner8095 2 жыл бұрын

Joel talking about his alien experience makes signal simulator so much funnier

@sanitytheorist8221 Жыл бұрын

This stream is the most high effort job resume I've seen!

@SummonerArthur 6 жыл бұрын

A *THUMP* and maybe a splash sound LMAO

@NewWaveBeastie 6 жыл бұрын

The whole thing's a highlight

@MalarkySparky 6 жыл бұрын

Lemme try that question song thing Joel recommended 20 men had tried to take him? 20 men had made a slip? 21 would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip? *big iron on his hip?*

@aeiou332 6 жыл бұрын

dat zoom at 19:53 is poyfect...

@AHeroWillStand 6 жыл бұрын

ah shit my bad I swear it looked good in Premiere Shit flies under the radar when you sit through an 8-hour long stream

@Nieveria 5 жыл бұрын

This is like an actual road trip and it's the closest you will ever get to one with Joel

@Brunoki22 6 жыл бұрын

"...I can tell ya all about that trip, man. I've seen the roads, man. I've seen the miles of asphalt and concrete. *[zoom in on the road]* Spam a thousand miles. Sand and nothing but DEATH! *[zoom in on the bug]* " I lost my shit at that XD

@ezekielproctor7858 5 жыл бұрын

Joel, through suffering, still found fun.

@Forkez 3 жыл бұрын

I mean the best part is that the bus is empty. He's not even moving passengers. Just doing it because the bus is scheduled to drive and it has to be there for the way back.

@helmwall133 6 жыл бұрын

15:39

@bogdan-up6bp 3 жыл бұрын

my favorite part was when he drove the bus

@Champiness 5 жыл бұрын

There was a speck of dust on my phone screen and as the road in the video moved the speck appeared to be moving with it What is the illusory power of Desert Bus