Ahsoka is AWFUL | A 'Force Is Female' DISASTER

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Nerdrotic

Nerdrotic

8 ай бұрын

Star HERS: The HER to The Empire Review. Ahsoka is a 501st wave feminist borefest.
Star Wars can't be saved. Disney Star Wars is a zombie franchise that has long since completed the destruction of George Lucas' legacy. Now it's time for Disney Lucasfilm to replace Luke Skywalker.
#Aksoka #Disney #StarWars
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@Steiner_Math_141
@Steiner_Math_141 8 ай бұрын
I'm glad I've gone through my 5 stages of grief with Star Wars
@SpammytheHedgehog
@SpammytheHedgehog 8 ай бұрын
Right.
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 8 ай бұрын
Soooo true
@AliceBowie
@AliceBowie 8 ай бұрын
I saw "the force awakens" in the theatre. I basically just thought "I don't care about any of this anymore". Never watched anything since. I do watch auralnauts videos, and the third gathers backstroke of the west, but Disney killed it and wears its skinned face as a mask.
@blaze4metal
@blaze4metal 8 ай бұрын
@@AliceBowie I started feeling that after watching the very first sneak preview of TFA. Went from excitement to dread within two minutes. Was like "yep, they got to that franchise. Next!"
@sirbonobo3907
@sirbonobo3907 8 ай бұрын
actually there are 7.
@Amocoru
@Amocoru 8 ай бұрын
These writers think they deserve a raise. Never forget that.
@davidfrederiksen3185
@davidfrederiksen3185 8 ай бұрын
You dont think the greedy mega corp should give more to the people
@squishy3248
@squishy3248 8 ай бұрын
@@davidfrederiksen3185I don’t think either deserves it, which is why we need to collectively stop giving them our money
@Skullbrothers
@Skullbrothers 8 ай бұрын
thats a stupid take. imagine not being able to aford rent on such a rentable business. You would be pissed too.
@whitewolf55673
@whitewolf55673 8 ай бұрын
​@@davidfrederiksen3185 Nice framing. But that wasn't the point.
@juanpablosaenz9037
@juanpablosaenz9037 8 ай бұрын
​@@SkullbrothersI should be a millionaire and travel the world yet I am watching this in my break at the office on a Sunday...
@datstift610
@datstift610 7 ай бұрын
It's the reality check that many people needed who were seriously thinking turning Disney was EVER a good move.
@croaton07
@croaton07 7 ай бұрын
The worst part of all of this, is the cast of the new movies, including the old cast, approved of all of this. It shows how crazy the influence of the she-verse is.
@blitz3d447
@blitz3d447 6 ай бұрын
as mr crabs would say "MONEY"
@thelaughingrouge
@thelaughingrouge 8 ай бұрын
If you told me "Stoic" was the definitive character trait of Asoka I'd tell you you didn't watch Clone Wars.
@AshCosgrove
@AshCosgrove 8 ай бұрын
I didn't know "stoic" meant just constantly having a scowl on your face AT ALL TIMES. Excellent character direction and facial acting from the directors and actors.
@stevegt2682
@stevegt2682 8 ай бұрын
They think the scowling and smirking makes them look cool and tough.
@mattgolka6266
@mattgolka6266 8 ай бұрын
Did you watch rebels? She was stoic
@John-Doe-Yo
@John-Doe-Yo 8 ай бұрын
@@mattgolka6266do you know the definition of stoic? Because she certainly was not stoic.
@iriptide2499
@iriptide2499 8 ай бұрын
She’s also like 30 years older than she was in CW
@30m3
@30m3 8 ай бұрын
Getting a lightsaber through your torso is now barely an inconvenience. Post empire Star Wars truly has the best healthcare.
@nomus1172
@nomus1172 8 ай бұрын
Bacta
@stkrdknmibalz8038
@stkrdknmibalz8038 8 ай бұрын
I’m sure there are people out there arguing that it would all be fine since the plasma would cauterize the wound or some other silliness.
@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623
@chaptermasterpedrokantor1623 8 ай бұрын
REEEEEEva just shrugged it off, took a bacta pill and was fine in the morning. \ Logically if you follow Sabine's survival through Qui Gon should have survived as well. His Padawan was nearby and Naboo looks like a world with 1st world infrastructure and healthcare. Oh wait, he's a white guy. Never mind.
@Stormcrow_1
@Stormcrow_1 8 ай бұрын
@@stkrdknmibalz8038 Personally I suspect driving a light sabre into someone is more likely to cause them to explode, as the water in them instantly boils. Than cauterise the wound tract.
@jordanknight2243
@jordanknight2243 8 ай бұрын
Darth Maul got violently bisected and survived… 🤣🤣🤣. Sabine just got stabbed in one of her lungs. It’s all fiction I guess 🤷🏽‍♂️
@ramasseum2590
@ramasseum2590 7 ай бұрын
When Haiden showed up in the show, I was surprised to remember what acting really looks like
@ckmoore101
@ckmoore101 7 ай бұрын
David Tennent probably does the best acting of all, and he is voice only. Ray was pretty good, but hardly enough content.
@jdub8925
@jdub8925 7 ай бұрын
Loooool this exact comment sums up to the toxic Star Wars Fandom. You can remember every bit of cannon, but conveintly forget about how much fans absolute shit on Hayden in the Prequels for his acting.
@Doyledeth
@Doyledeth 7 ай бұрын
@@Bendertherobot69420 "Huur durr, my views are the force is female dur hur I'm a drone."
@lupomena
@lupomena 7 ай бұрын
Hayden can't act either, hes just better than the shows trash actors
@angerami77
@angerami77 7 ай бұрын
​@@lupomenaHe can
@aceofhearts573
@aceofhearts573 7 ай бұрын
Imagine being a Disney exec and Kathleen tells you she will take Star Wars, ruin all the old characters and turn it into a female centric scifi IP...and thr Disney exec is like "that makes perfect sense". Glad everything crashed and burned.
@60iger29
@60iger29 7 ай бұрын
If this is everything you are worried about than you are missing one of the best series with two of the best characters created desite the originals (thrawn and ashoka). God, how I hate you wannebe fans spitting your poison in this commmunity. Disney made many mistakes but they also gave us Mandalorian, Andor, Rebels, Rogue One and now Ashoka. You incels should stick to reddit. You are blinded by your hate.
@iskaroth
@iskaroth 7 ай бұрын
​@@60iger29 And you should stick to tumblr. "God, how I hate you wannebe fans" > "You are blinded by your hate." lol.
@robbirob825
@robbirob825 7 ай бұрын
Everyone there is just a Yes man or Yes woman, thats how kathleen got the job even.
@SwissCheeze5567
@SwissCheeze5567 7 ай бұрын
I think you need to do research and understand that Kathleen ain’t got shit to do with the movies all she does is help hire talent get mad at the writers if you’re upset and quit mindlessly listening to far right youtubers whonuse star wars as an excuse to mask their misogyny
@veryangryduckpl2122
@veryangryduckpl2122 7 ай бұрын
​@@60iger29Nice argument senator, unfortunately you have written desite
@billybadass3056
@billybadass3056 8 ай бұрын
*Greatest Opening for a Star Wars Movie or Series EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
@ruffnreddy
@ruffnreddy 8 ай бұрын
That music was inspired.
@ParkMind
@ParkMind 8 ай бұрын
Actually? Maybe because I didn’t watch rebels but I thought it was sort of sucked compared to other Star Wars shows. Why did you like it
@billybadass3056
@billybadass3056 8 ай бұрын
@@ParkMind ..... do you really think i'm talking about the actual show?
@golden1_1dragon12
@golden1_1dragon12 8 ай бұрын
Still missing a sick intro mucic like clone wars n Star Wars ontro
@billybadass3056
@billybadass3056 8 ай бұрын
@@ruffnreddy I spent like 15 mins just watching the scroll and those two b's looking at each other over and over again 🤣🤣 I literally cried
@elonthebass6870
@elonthebass6870 8 ай бұрын
“Who doesn’t want to watch a bunch of stoic women impersonating men in search of balls?” I nearly died from laughter.
@sugestedmoore5221
@sugestedmoore5221 8 ай бұрын
😂
@RiceDaddy07
@RiceDaddy07 8 ай бұрын
Honestly, how should women act. Like emotional crybabies who need a man to save them? I'm not being cheeky. I really want to know how people in this audience except women to act. Give me a few lines of dialogue. I'm curious.
@elonthebass6870
@elonthebass6870 8 ай бұрын
@@RiceDaddy07 Women should act as women. Women wield powers and skills unique to womanhood. This show, like many others Disney defecates, simply transposes male mannerisms and masculine affectations on top of female protagonist roles, effectively confusing these characters and undermining womanhood itself. If I want an apple, give me an apple. Not a genetically engineered orange feigning to be an apple. And then incredulously ask when everyone is revolted by this latest Monsanto monstrosity, “well how should orange behave then?” Like an orange. Nothing is wrong with an orange. The apple is not better than an orange. And the orange is not better than the apple. Violent women can make sense and with incredible dramatic effect. But stripping women of their womanhood and portraying them as essentially masculine and manly, while all the males behave uncharacteristically incompetent, villainous and cowardly immediately exposes this racist and sexist plot. Why should the orange impersonate an apple? It should be the orange it is. Orange shouldn’t be Red. An orange shouldn’t be crunchy. That’s an apple’s attributes. An apple will always “out-apple” an orange. Let the the orange be the orange it is-we need oranges. We’d die without oranges. We’re not gaining anything by morphing women into men. In doing so, we altogether only lose the intrinsic majesty that is womanhood. And who will perform this essential role of womanhood? Let me guess, men will be the women now? The apples will become the oranges? Disney is hurting young girls. It’s teaching them that they are too emotional and that they should adopt violence early. Young girls will only feel inadequate and profoundly disconnected and utterly alienated from these absurd female roles. And they hurt young girls a second time by telling them that they don’t need men in any cooperative sense. They do. Women are a protected class in any functioning culture. Women can be women because violent men stand at the ready to protect their rights. Their fathers are their first protector, then their brothers, then their husbands and then their sons. Why is Disney damaging and disillusioning young girls and boys? This isn’t entertainment anymore. This is depraved psychological violence. This is Disney.
@fredmercury1314
@fredmercury1314 8 ай бұрын
@@RiceDaddy07 Yes. Just like real women in real life do.
@Cynycter
@Cynycter 8 ай бұрын
@@elonthebass6870 well said.
@shadow-1-5
@shadow-1-5 7 ай бұрын
"The force is female" what will they do make the og trilogy not cannon?! WAIT NO DISNEY DONT SEE THIS
@treewisps4085
@treewisps4085 6 ай бұрын
i always find it funny that the Robots have more personality / emotions then the people (Rogue One, Ahsoka)
@Viilap
@Viilap 5 ай бұрын
Lmao
@LightsaberGoBrrrrrr
@LightsaberGoBrrrrrr 5 ай бұрын
Hey hey now, rogue one is the best thing Disney has done so far. Let’s not get crazy here 😢
@Wheelie2077
@Wheelie2077 8 ай бұрын
Kathleen Kennedy wanted to show that women could make good entertainment. All she has done is to prove that they can't!
@blaze4metal
@blaze4metal 8 ай бұрын
To them, it's always about self-insert power fantasies where their Mary Sue is born with all the skills they need to fight men who trained in the same art their entire lives.
@SagittariusAyy
@SagittariusAyy 8 ай бұрын
At the very least, Kathleen is incapable of making good entertainment.
@DJJunkfoodJay
@DJJunkfoodJay 8 ай бұрын
Imagine a female president. My God.
@MasterJack2
@MasterJack2 8 ай бұрын
I think they can, lots of great books are written by women. It's just that Disney keeps on hiring the worst of them based on their twitter posts.
@ispguy2001
@ispguy2001 8 ай бұрын
100% tired of girl boss movies and Movies from Disney in General. If I need a Start Wars kick I will watch the Original three movies 4.5.6
@homi1001
@homi1001 8 ай бұрын
The "Barely an inconvenience" -bit was so on point. We all know lightsabers cant kill people in Disney Star Wars
@raulgobato417
@raulgobato417 8 ай бұрын
My man... did you forget about spider maul ? And even then, the stab was in the intestine and she received medical attention immediately (different from what happened in the kenobi show)
@slaapliedje
@slaapliedje 8 ай бұрын
​@@raulgobato417my understanding was that George Lucas hated that they brought Maul back. I thought Spider Maul wast pretty cool looking though and did like how Maul finally met his end. But it does go to show the newer writers do not have the talent to create new characters.
@haku7335
@haku7335 8 ай бұрын
​​@@slaapliedje when looking at the old sith mauls surviving made kinda "sense". It was unexpected, but could be explained. Just like the stab on sabine with instant treatment was KINDA survivable ( WHYEVER the antagonist just decided to NOT stab her correctly in the middle or the heart or twice or slice her head of or make sure she dies). Reva and the grandinquisitors surviving is a fucking hatecrime tho.
@88jdiesel
@88jdiesel 8 ай бұрын
Rip quigon Jin 😂😂😂
@curlyfried3117
@curlyfried3117 8 ай бұрын
Unless you’re Han Solo
@ginamcgrath1843
@ginamcgrath1843 7 ай бұрын
Husband and I watched a couple more episodes last night made to episode 6. He kept saying you know they do alot of just standing around staring. 😂😂 now I can't stop noticing it how much standing doing nothing they all do
@yearofthegarden
@yearofthegarden 7 ай бұрын
My favorite part is how unathletic ashoka's actor obviously is based on her sluggish run and fighting finesse. It sets the bar low
@bloodybones8783
@bloodybones8783 6 ай бұрын
omg shes like a granny why cant they get a double
@namgreb9063
@namgreb9063 6 ай бұрын
@@bloodybones8783 I'm sure you two are at your peaks physically.
@bloodybones8783
@bloodybones8783 6 ай бұрын
@@namgreb9063 yea im a slug. that fact doesn't make her any less of a slug too. what's your point?
@dennisp.2147
@dennisp.2147 6 ай бұрын
@@namgreb9063 They likely aren't getting paid millions of dollars to portray a former Jedi. What you've just done is called the Tu Quoque fallacy.
@namgreb9063
@namgreb9063 6 ай бұрын
@@dennisp.2147 Oh boy I think I just found the fattest neck beard here.
@louashfield5902
@louashfield5902 8 ай бұрын
*_"...a girl-boss needs to find another girl-boss to find the secret of the balls."_* This line is GOLD 🤣
@cbspock1701
@cbspock1701 8 ай бұрын
Yeah that was funny
@norpriest521
@norpriest521 8 ай бұрын
@@cbspock1701 shit was cringe
@davidmays8974
@davidmays8974 8 ай бұрын
Politics has nothing to do with this so I've got no idea why people are trying to inject it into the show.
@joel5135
@joel5135 8 ай бұрын
​@@davidmays8974they are just sad incels
@MyZ001
@MyZ001 8 ай бұрын
@@joel5135So, people are incels cause they're tired of getting "standard boring girl boss character" shoe-horned into almost every role or franchise? Or, maybe you could have an actual argument besides a knee-jerk "oh, they're incels cause they don't like girl characters" that the extreme liberals have subtly brainwashed you into thinking, as a way to dismiss the criticism about their agenda pushing.
@Sousabird
@Sousabird 8 ай бұрын
If you told me as a kid that when I was grown up, we'd be getting Star Wars content all the time, I'd have been ecstatic. Jokes on you 8 year old me.
@SedriqMiers
@SedriqMiers 8 ай бұрын
Another example of why quality supersedes quantity.
@gridley
@gridley 8 ай бұрын
Gary's overview of Ashoka is hilarious. I sure wish he was a major adviser/executive at Lucasfilm/Disney.
@mikkelnpetersen
@mikkelnpetersen 8 ай бұрын
But what if you had also been told that "99% of it willl be sh*t"?
@ctakitimu
@ctakitimu 8 ай бұрын
I'm imagining Nelson Mintz from The Simpsons pointing at 8 year old Sousabird "Ha ha!"
@rickwj324
@rickwj324 8 ай бұрын
Agreed! If you had told me 10 years ago that I would eventually hate DC, Marvel, Star Wars, and nearly every scifi franchise I've spent nearly 50 years worshipping I would've said you are crazy! Yet, here we are.
@NoName-ym5zj
@NoName-ym5zj 7 ай бұрын
10:52 - In her defense, it does make a lot of sense to kill a witness who can potentially alert authorities or give your description to them making your escape very hard and unlikely. So it was a logical move on her part to try and kill Sabine, but little did she know that Sabine had a Tier 6 plot armor.
@wolf310ii
@wolf310ii 7 ай бұрын
Uhm, no. If she hadnt waited for Sabine to come down, Sabine couldnt give a desciption of her to anyone, all Sabine could have report was that she was attacked by droids. And she also left the destroyed droids behind, wich this time didnt had self destructions devices that could destroy a super star destroyer.
@NoName-ym5zj
@NoName-ym5zj 7 ай бұрын
@@wolf310ii the problem with your logic is that it assumes that Sabine would be alive to give a description, which was not part of the plan. I don't think she waited for Sabine to come down, she waited for the droid to give her the thing and then Sabine arrived + She probably was there also in case if the droid failed and are destroyed somehow and yes it still makes sense to not start running and have Sabine on your tail, but instead kill her and leave without worrying about anyone chasing you. Sabine reporting that she was attacked by the droids who stole a very important McGuffin from her could really make things a lot more troublesome for Shin. Also, Ahsoka would also now be able to chase Shin instead of getting help for Sabine. All in all, it makes sense to kill Sabine. It is baffling though that droids can be traced to the factory they were made in, I mean if you are making assassin droids you might as well do the thing where you erase their serial number or indeed make them self-destruct or something.
@wolf310ii
@wolf310ii 7 ай бұрын
@@NoName-ym5zj Rewatch it, she waited and she had to wait pretty long. Droid with ball goes in the (only) elevator, sabines knocks on the door, runs back inside to get her lightsaber, stares on it, has to wait offscreen for the elevator to come back up and go down with the elevator. And Blondie waits and waits and waits, just to tell Sabine that the ball is what they wanted and to give the ball back to the droid. Sabine nor Ashoka would even know that Blondie was there if she just left as soon as the droid came out of the elevator. And Ashoka already knew that droids wanted the ball, she was attacked too, remember? The only difference was, this time the droids didnt blow up half the planet, risking to destroy the ball.
@NoName-ym5zj
@NoName-ym5zj 7 ай бұрын
@@wolf310ii it doesn't sound like she waited that long, besides she didn't know if Sabine had figured out the map, so that's another reason to kill her and I can hardly see how she'd be able to get away without a chase when Sabine lives in a middle of the desert, so a speeder driving away would probably be noticeable, although actually we have no clue how she got away, for all we know she just ... ran really fast lol. All I am saying is that there's a lot of incentive to kill Sabine, after all from Shin's point of view they are in the middle of the desert and no one is coming, so why not keep it that way instead of allowing Sabine to potentially alert authorities and again give chase to her? Don't get me wrong, this whole thing is poorly done, but there are a lot of reasons why you'd want to stick around to kill Sabine before leaving. Unless Shin can teleport. Also just rewatched that scene and I noticed she gave the map to the droid who left when he realized a ship was approaching. Also people sometimes do irrational things and Shin is KINDA a sith, not really, but come on ... Maybe she was impressed killer droids couldn't take out Sabine and wanted to fight, she is a warrior after all. You can argue it's stupid and endagernous the mission, but it's not like people don't do irrational things out of spite, ego or anger etc.
@wolf310ii
@wolf310ii 7 ай бұрын
@@NoName-ym5zj If she wanted so badly kill Sabine, she could simply come up with the droids. And Sabine did alert the "authorities" when she missed the elevator. So all your point are invalid. Waiting for Sabine just blow up their cover. Waiting didnt keep Sabine from calling Ashoka and the green Twilek. And fighting with Sabine also give the "authorities" more time to arrive at the scene, making it even harder to escape unnoticed.
@SSebson
@SSebson 7 ай бұрын
0:40 omg, that's exactly how i felt when watching first episodes of Ahsoka, its just women staring at each other occasionally throwing one-liners.
@unit0033
@unit0033 7 ай бұрын
painful crap show
@laraq07
@laraq07 6 ай бұрын
I made it through the first episode but couldn't force myself to finish the 2nd. What a horrible show. (PS: I'm female but a retiree for full disclosure.)
@alexendo2955
@alexendo2955 4 ай бұрын
​@@laraq07 its not even that bad
@darkgoddarkseid2824
@darkgoddarkseid2824 4 ай бұрын
@@alexendo2955It’s trash not bad
@bfwebster
@bfwebster 8 ай бұрын
Can someone keep a count as to how many times Ahsoka crosses her arms and looks thoughtful? 😅
@PaulCashman
@PaulCashman 8 ай бұрын
It's the Ahsoka Drinking Game -- whenever she scowls or crosses her arms, take a slug of your favorite adult beverage!
@baldipsh
@baldipsh 8 ай бұрын
wow it’s almost like that’s her signature pose since the clown wars 😱 Istg sometimes Star Wars fans complain about the dumbest shit
@HerculesBallsInc
@HerculesBallsInc 8 ай бұрын
Thoghtful? No. Constipated? Yes.
@infinitydreamzz
@infinitydreamzz 8 ай бұрын
Why waste even one second watching this.. ?
@baldipsh
@baldipsh 8 ай бұрын
@@infinitydreamzz cuz Ashoka’s an amazing character
@jonslade17
@jonslade17 8 ай бұрын
All I learned about Ahsoka is that she's really good at crossing her arms and not emoting
@strax0997
@strax0997 8 ай бұрын
Brother what did u exšets from her? To laugh and shit?
@unknownentity8489
@unknownentity8489 8 ай бұрын
To be fair, crossing her arms was something she did often back in the Clone Wars. It was something of a habit she had. However, the lack of emotion, definitely not so much.
@davidmays8974
@davidmays8974 8 ай бұрын
It can easily be said that her experiences throughout the clone wars and the rule of the empire developed her into this character, but without us seeing that or having something to have such well established, it will just feel like her character was auto-swapped with another personality. It's not a complete deviation from her original self, and compliments her quite well, but, there are its flaws.
@strax0997
@strax0997 8 ай бұрын
@@unknownentity8489 acting is ok with ahsoka, however i can't say the same for Sabine
@canebro1
@canebro1 8 ай бұрын
@@unknownentity8489 Exactly, she was impulsive and passionate, the opposite of her current emotionless stoicism.
@Sayenkor
@Sayenkor 7 ай бұрын
it's so fuckin SAD for me to see characters I love DESTROYED I love Ahsoka, she deserves a good single film!
@davidnielsen5695
@davidnielsen5695 Ай бұрын
Me to she was my favorit in TCW. This live action Ashoka tho...😢
@sandwichfromtheskip1813
@sandwichfromtheskip1813 8 ай бұрын
Swear people forget maul survived getting sliced in half and the night sisters were all witches. Also a mcguffin isn’t necessarily bad, think pulp fiction
@dragonlord1225
@dragonlord1225 7 ай бұрын
They made it so that maul had consequences. He lost his legs and his mind and was only kept alive by "the force" and his hate or something like that. He needed magic and a shit ton of time to recover, unlike those new characters. It's just very lazy emotion bate and writing. Stab, and the next day, you're fine. Like, wtf? 😂
@bigdaddy9807
@bigdaddy9807 7 ай бұрын
You’re missing the point. Maul did not get up and walk away unscathed like Sabine here, Maul was cleaved in half and had to deal with that accordingly. The night sisters were not generic witch NPCs, they had a specific role within the Star Wars universe and did not exist merely for plot convenience
@sandwichfromtheskip1813
@sandwichfromtheskip1813 7 ай бұрын
@@bigdaddy9807 "deal with accordingly" he was cut clean in half dude, sabine was stabbed there's a massive difference in damage received or do you genuinely think a person is more likely to survive being sawn in half vs stabbed?
@bigdaddy9807
@bigdaddy9807 7 ай бұрын
@@sandwichfromtheskip1813 Yet you made the comparison that they were similar. They are not. Be honest with me here man. What NARRATIVE does Sabine surviving a lightsaber attack serve? I can tell you the narrative behind Maul’s quite easily. It served as conflict for Obi-Wan and was not forced or seemed unnatural to the story. Sabine’s survival has zero precedent or point to the narrative
@scotthartley7837
@scotthartley7837 Ай бұрын
Yeah your right maul survived being cut in half but there was a solid lore reason ans we kinda thought that was lame at the time too. Now we look back because it's gotten so bad and are like eh it's not so bad. Do better samich do better. Rip Star Wars
@kingdomrains
@kingdomrains 8 ай бұрын
Nothing says good writing like traveling across the galaxy to find the only woman who can solve a rubix cube that only has one colour
@EdeDizon
@EdeDizon 8 ай бұрын
she most likely wasn't the only one, but she had the most motivation to do so out of the whole galaxy.
@HerculesBallsInc
@HerculesBallsInc 8 ай бұрын
One that could have been brute-forced in about five minutes if anyone had bothered to try.
@EdeDizon
@EdeDizon 8 ай бұрын
@@HerculesBallsInc you just justified why Ahsoka brought it to Sabine "had bothered to try."
@HerculesBallsInc
@HerculesBallsInc 8 ай бұрын
@@EdeDizon What you just said doesn't make a lick of sense. I was referring to 'brute forcing', a tactic involving trying every combination without any knowledge of how the puzzle works, clues, or whatnot. From the appearance of the puzzle, she could have done this by the time her ship hit orbit... much less visited the general's location... much less brought it to Sabine who had virtually zero skills to recommend her for the task.
@SpammytheHedgehog
@SpammytheHedgehog 8 ай бұрын
Nothing can save Disney at this point.
@chrismath149
@chrismath149 8 ай бұрын
Communism and fascism is still around despite all the fuck-ups. I am hoping for a miracle. Maybe Disney has to default and sell Star Wars. Come on, I am waiting for a miracle. Now's the time.
@bkondrk
@bkondrk 8 ай бұрын
And nothing *should* save Disney at this point IMO. They need to reap what they've sown completely.
@fredpagniello3267
@fredpagniello3267 8 ай бұрын
Why wish for its salvation? Let them sink ever so faster...so we can look forward to the fire sale.
@georgerafa5041
@georgerafa5041 8 ай бұрын
Deus Vult
8 ай бұрын
Not even the Holy Spirit.
@noahpfeiffelman7682
@noahpfeiffelman7682 7 ай бұрын
It isn't the first girl-on-girl saber fight lol. Ahsoka and Master Luminara both fight, wait for it, Asajj Ventress in Clone Wars! It's a girl + girl vs girl lightsaber fight! Even better!
@wokkyminniecon9803
@wokkyminniecon9803 7 ай бұрын
So can we agree that the prequels weren't as bad as everyone made out to be and George made a huge mistake selling his franchise
@user-ld9tf4td8s
@user-ld9tf4td8s 8 ай бұрын
"I'm a general. Nothing is classified to me" Well, the writer just showed they don't understand how Military Intelligence (or any form of intelligence) works. Even generals are kept from information on a "need to know" basis. They need to know more, but even a general is viewed as a potential security breach I bet this writer doesn't even know there are different ranks of general
@cwjackowitz
@cwjackowitz 8 ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly! Like, all generals get to know all things is exactly what someone who loathes the military would think.
@HerculesBallsInc
@HerculesBallsInc 8 ай бұрын
I took that line as meaning, 'I don't have clearance because I'm too stupid to know I don't have clearance'.
@draxrdax7321
@draxrdax7321 8 ай бұрын
Star Wars is dead, this is just Disney playing around with its corpse and telling people "See? It still moves! It's alive and healthy!"
@fam.r.8677
@fam.r.8677 6 ай бұрын
When Ashoka comes out of the ground to face the drones, she looked like a Power Ranger.
@strangeanimal1535
@strangeanimal1535 7 ай бұрын
They lost me when the purple haired boss chick moved in. I vote with my money. Disney ain't getting a single penny from me.
@christopherstein2024
@christopherstein2024 7 ай бұрын
You are doing it right! Don't spent money and time on things that you don't enjoy.
@ThelcarusWing
@ThelcarusWing 8 ай бұрын
There is nothing I hate more about this show than how they've changed Ahsoka's character to the point that she's unrecognizable. In the clone wars, her character develops a lot, going from a arrogant and naive padawan to a capable and dependable leader with a more mature understanding of the world. BUT, even if she changed a lot, her core character remained the same. Ahsoka always cared too much. Once she believed in something, very little could be done to change that and only those she truly respected and cared for could influence her. Ahsoka could easily be described as impulsive, stubborn, and impatient. She is also very compassionate (often to a fault), extremely intelligent, incredibly resourceful, and able to consistently make good judgement calls. Ahsoka in the animated series demanded attention while she was on screen because her core character traits often put her at odds with the rigid structure of the world, and interesting conflict often resulted from it. This Ahsoka in the live action is just boring. She has none of the personality of the old one, none of the sarcastic remarks, none of the overt compassion, essentially just nothing that makes the character who she is. She's just stoick and uncaring of the world around her. Some might argue that she's changed due to her age but I disagree. She already had two major time skips in both the clone wars and rebels in which she aged and changed, but the key parts of her character remained the same. The live action completely fails to do justice to her character.
@RogueSpartan56
@RogueSpartan56 8 ай бұрын
It's crazy that you know the character better than the person who created her... You should try to reach out to Filoni and give him some pointers on her...
@davidfrederiksen3185
@davidfrederiksen3185 8 ай бұрын
Well my theory is that wee will get this back when she has overcome her past. For now she is just hiding by doing save the galaxy stuff
@Psyfi85
@Psyfi85 8 ай бұрын
@@davidfrederiksen3185long as the focus stays on her and not “padawan” Sabine nonsense. But..
@blakjewellio1407
@blakjewellio1407 8 ай бұрын
Changing her character, you mean by developing it overtime since the clone wars
@davidfrederiksen3185
@davidfrederiksen3185 8 ай бұрын
@@Psyfi85 well they had to establish something. And don't you think it makes sense for ahsoka to spend time on her Padawan like we did with her and Anakin in the Clone wars
@drpepper998
@drpepper998 8 ай бұрын
Best discription ever. "Who doesn't want to watch a bunch of bland women impersonating stoic men in search of balls." If I wasn't already a subscriber, I would subscribe just for that statement.
@stevenauldridge2679
@stevenauldridge2679 8 ай бұрын
The droids alerting the person they are going to blow up then giving everyone 5 min to run away was so dumb. Getting a lightsaber thru the gut is no biggie now. Something thats hotter than the sun that flash boils your insides is now just a MEH...scar.
@LordDarthSmyth
@LordDarthSmyth 8 ай бұрын
It's amazing that so many Jedi have succumbed to lesser lightsaber wounds than Sabine. Just shows how powerful she is. Ugh.
@malex2200
@malex2200 8 ай бұрын
It melted through Blast Doors in Episode 1. That kind of heat from a lightsaber would turn your insides into molten jelly.
@goffokfm6821
@goffokfm6821 8 ай бұрын
That kind of heat and light would burn your cornea, the hilt, and your skin. Are you starting to see the problem with trying to attribute realism to lightsabers?
@akogunkelvin1476
@akogunkelvin1476 8 ай бұрын
@@goffokfm6821 That's besides the point. The point is about getting "pierced" through with one. Stop trying to rationalize that bullshit
@goffokfm6821
@goffokfm6821 8 ай бұрын
​@@akogunkelvin1476 Man, where were all of you when Starkiller got it through the back and thrown out into space, and was just fine. Or what about Kyle Katarn. Mace Windu. The untreated burn victim Darth Vader. Would you like me to go on. I have plenty of examples of old EU Star Wars characters surviving things they shouldn’t. There are plenty of things about this show to criticize. Trying to criticize Disney by using a problem that’s existed in Star Wars long before Disney bought it, is probably not the path to go down.
@Ruylopez778
@Ruylopez778 8 ай бұрын
@@goffokfm6821 Exactly. In the same movie it 'melted through blast doors' Qui-Gon was also able to survive for several minutes with his apparently melted internal organs. There's a lot of things to criticise from modern day Disney (not just the Lucasfilm stuff, either) but the degree of desperate exaggeration that people pretend is 'fact' or 'logic' when it amounts to cherrypicking a lot of the time, is really depressing from the point of view of making coherent arguments. Anyone have a problem with Luke's plot armor in ANH or ESB, or his force kick in ROTJ? Nope, that doesn't count....
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 8 ай бұрын
​@@goffokfm6821No. Kyber crystals envelope the "blade" in a Force sheathe that controls the ambient heat, only bypassing this mechanism when said blade passes through a material. I.e. being stabbed and/or slashed with it. In universe, you could hold the blade an inch away from someone's face, and it wouldn't do anything. It's a lance of pure plasma that tempered by space magic voodoo to make it more controllable to the user. Otherwise, it would be a horrendously ineffectual weapon. I'm not even a SW fan, and I know this. Why are you attempting to ship for Disney? Being stabbed in the gut with a lightsaber has always been a death sentence in the franchise. You got a superheated plasma blade concentrated in one narrow strip causing a localized steam explosion in your internal organs. It's why all the protagonists were never stabbed with a lightsaber. Even their plot armor wouldn't help with that. Next you'll try to justify Disney bringing back characters that were beheaded with lightsabers.
@ILikePie12281
@ILikePie12281 6 ай бұрын
Just remember, someone genuinely thought that making the super important 1 of a kind map obsolete would be a good plot twist
@bigsalte
@bigsalte 7 ай бұрын
imagine having billions of dollars, free and widely loved source material and yet still making absolute trash with god awful writing. only disney could achieve this lmao
@beltfed
@beltfed 8 ай бұрын
Gotta love that padded run-time with long pauses between dialogue, and almost 3-minutes of Ahsoka solving the puzzle inside the temple.
@AnaheimRob
@AnaheimRob 8 ай бұрын
The pacing is pretty bad.
@LordDarthSmyth
@LordDarthSmyth 8 ай бұрын
Yeah, like Obiwan, this looks to be another one that should have been a movie.
@paulmurgatroyd6372
@paulmurgatroyd6372 8 ай бұрын
The whole thing looks like a fan film, but without the good intentions.
@LordDarthSmyth
@LordDarthSmyth 8 ай бұрын
@@paulmurgatroyd6372 lol Yeah. I havn't seen it, but I heard that fan edit of Obiwan is awesome. Maybe they'll edit this series down too, when it's said and done.
@Gundamsuit.
@Gundamsuit. 8 ай бұрын
Not enough cringe snappy marvel 1 liners for you? The pauses are obviously the characters pondering or thinking. Its more natural to people without autism
@jackuber7358
@jackuber7358 8 ай бұрын
I think your montage of lightsaber impalements and "recoveries" featuring Ryan George's iconic "it was barely an inconvenience" meme was hysterical while remaining totally on point. My compliments to the chef.
@projektkobra2247
@projektkobra2247 8 ай бұрын
Wow Wow Wow Wow...............Wow.
@CrazyMateoLoco
@CrazyMateoLoco 8 ай бұрын
I came here looking for this comment LUL
@Dolcedecorgi4231
@Dolcedecorgi4231 8 ай бұрын
Characters not dying from wounds when they totally should is tight!
@noway3202
@noway3202 8 ай бұрын
@@Dolcedecorgi4231 I'm gonna need you to get ALLLLLL the way off my back about characters not dying
@Marin3r101
@Marin3r101 8 ай бұрын
Compliment?
@iwantalienstotakeme
@iwantalienstotakeme 7 ай бұрын
Andor is a good Star Wars show because it's clearly made for adults. The fact that "it's the least like Star Wars" is a good thing. The magical/fantasy elements of Star Wars have always been cringe. In Andor there's no Jedi or Ewok/baby Yoda-like characters designed to sell toys. Kids would be completely bored watching it.
@sirrampage9713
@sirrampage9713 7 ай бұрын
At this point, starwars can only bankrupt themselves because that was hot garbage. Coolaid hair shrugs off being impaled by a lightsaber. Gtfo women aren't built differently her organs were vaporized 😂
@jorymo76
@jorymo76 8 ай бұрын
I get more enjoyment watching these breakdowns than any movies nowadays. Thank you
@derekfcc
@derekfcc 8 ай бұрын
Lol, I completely stopped watching the movies and shows.
@Rughead12319
@Rughead12319 8 ай бұрын
@@derekfcc so the people who wrote this garbage are out on strike? STAY OUT
@blech71
@blech71 8 ай бұрын
Agreed 👍🏽
@thephatalien
@thephatalien 8 ай бұрын
True that
@straydogfreedom7795
@straydogfreedom7795 8 ай бұрын
I anticipate a new Mauler video way more than any film that's come out in the last 10 years
@DarthEvilicus
@DarthEvilicus 8 ай бұрын
“Barely an inconvenience” needs to be the mantra of Disney Wars plot contrivances
@philanderphillips2309
@philanderphillips2309 8 ай бұрын
Ryan!!!
@atrane365
@atrane365 8 ай бұрын
Hey! Imma need you to get waaaaay off KK's back on this
@Goth7illa
@Goth7illa 8 ай бұрын
Referencing other channels more entertaining than the content they review is TIGHT!
@tomkerruish2982
@tomkerruish2982 8 ай бұрын
Wow wow wow... wow.
@1superchidori
@1superchidori 8 ай бұрын
“Somehow Palpatine returned”
@davidford1564
@davidford1564 7 ай бұрын
Jar Jar showing up with that banana transport was the last straw.. The Ewok s and Ed Brimley had absolutely no place in the season finale.
@DoubleOFourtyThree
@DoubleOFourtyThree 8 ай бұрын
Bro loves his labels a little too much. Walks into a coffee shop and thinks “oh there’s a black girl over there”, “this white guy is going to hand me my coffee now” They’re just people dude. Chill
@antonnym214
@antonnym214 8 ай бұрын
The black stormtrooper with Mickey ears was priceless! AND, I dare add; also the best CGI we've seen from Star Wars in a while.
@happychappy492
@happychappy492 8 ай бұрын
Yeah I loved that bit had me in hysterics
@AvengerII
@AvengerII 8 ай бұрын
@2:15 -- You will NEVER unwatch those ears! Finn can't catch a break! 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
@AvengerII
@AvengerII 8 ай бұрын
PS -- I did a screen capture of that moment. It's iconic and so memeable! That's the only thing that's good about Disney Warz. You can always meme its supreme sh!tt!ne$$!
@The-Shadow-Realm
@The-Shadow-Realm 8 ай бұрын
I cannot believe that Disney turned the Lightsaber - one of the most powerful individual weapons in the Star Wars Universe, into a taser. Is Disney at this point purposefully trying to lose money?
@davidfrederiksen3185
@davidfrederiksen3185 8 ай бұрын
Almost all characters in star wars has been hit by a lightsaber and lived to tell
@RandoGrunt
@RandoGrunt 8 ай бұрын
There’s an ample difference in a glancing wound or even a limb chopped off (and subsequently getting cybernetic replacements) than getting impailed through the chest. At least with Darth Maul surviving getting bisected and Anakin surviving 3 missing limbs and third degree burns can be attributed to the power of the dark side sustaining them, but still are left physical and mental wrecks until some extensive care is administered. These others who are back on their feet like nothing happened? What’s their excuse?
@davidfrederiksen3185
@davidfrederiksen3185 8 ай бұрын
@@RandoGrunt Sabine was knocked out almost instantly and had instant medical care. Reeva I can agree was stupid but Sabine was stabbed to the sight and got fast help so it would be wierd if she had died
@henriklarssen1331
@henriklarssen1331 8 ай бұрын
@@davidfrederiksen3185 Maybe you should google what organs do.
@thebigjr9995
@thebigjr9995 8 ай бұрын
Im not even telling my kids this junk exists. For them there will only ever be 4 5 and 6.
@blujay6893
@blujay6893 8 ай бұрын
Bro, as an actor and a starwars fan, the Ashoka show hurts me to my soul. Conversations have no emotion, the filmography makes no sense and doesn’t add to the plot or story, the choreography looks worse than Robbin hood men in tights, and all basic lore or canon is just out the damn window, into a bottomless pit, and hit with the 40k retcon gun
@blujay6893
@blujay6893 8 ай бұрын
Oh and I forgot to mention how horrible the scripts and cgi are
@d33p79
@d33p79 8 ай бұрын
Just out of morbid curiosity, I wonder how long it's going to take for it to become financially impossible for Disney to keep putting out content that their audience doesn't want.
@keithws2779
@keithws2779 8 ай бұрын
I wonder the same thing - with an extra point. Will they address/realise the fact that they haven't been writing good stories (I mean... There are a thousand videos explaining why the story isn't working) or... will they shrug and say "well, we didn't do anything wrong. I guess people are just racist/sexist. That's it. THAT'S the reason!"
@SmurfKenny
@SmurfKenny 8 ай бұрын
@@keithws2779 Yes. The extremely strange thing about this is that if that is how they think and this is their worldview, why don't they make the material for racist/sexist people? They are supposed to deliver what customers want right? And yet they make stuff for neither this group nor the fans either, so for whom? The answer is Themselves. The woke hivemind are pure narcissists in all they do! They want to make everything about themselves. And the sooner companies like Disney realize this fact the sooner they can get rid of these useless people!
@TheRedHorseman1208
@TheRedHorseman1208 8 ай бұрын
They're hoping they can just keep going until people want what they make
@d33p79
@d33p79 8 ай бұрын
@@keithws2779 I couldn’t agree more. They don’t seem to understand who their primary audience is. I’m not sure where they got the idea that the previous success of Star Wars/Marvel was because woke, liberal women were watching the films and buying the merchandise.
@davidm4566
@davidm4566 8 ай бұрын
They have done 2 company-wide rounds of layoffs in 6 months so they are already there. They are hemorrhaging money on all fronts from the parks to the traditional (snow white) to marvel, to star wars. My concern is that Ahsoka will renew interest and keep them afloat, having them change jussssttttt enough to keep making money (but start slowly pushing their narrative again). Or success with Ahsoka might have them completely let their guard down and go full throttle on their agenda, causing their bankruptcy faster.
@SpammytheHedgehog
@SpammytheHedgehog 8 ай бұрын
We were supposed to get a Star Wars: Force Unleashed 3, until Disney bought the Star Wars franchise.
@grunt9950
@grunt9950 8 ай бұрын
LucasArts used to be one of the best video game company and had been for almost two decades. Pretty sad.
@TheMaleRei
@TheMaleRei 8 ай бұрын
​@@grunt9950 Disney wanted that sweet EA pay out for exclusive rights to Star Wars.
@NateTheScot
@NateTheScot 8 ай бұрын
And don't forget we were supposed to get a Visceral games Boba Fett game "Star Wars 1313" led by Amy Henning which was pretty far along in development when it got shitcanned by the Disney takeover.
@Ntmoffi
@Ntmoffi 8 ай бұрын
​@@NateTheScot1313 looked like a star wars mass effect which I was excited for.
@thegrim418
@thegrim418 7 ай бұрын
Damn they even managed to drag the map from Treasure Planet down.
@DKREALFEEL
@DKREALFEEL 7 ай бұрын
Ahsoka was beyond terrible
@roadscholarwarrior
@roadscholarwarrior 8 ай бұрын
Haha! I absolutely love your work.! The Force is Female was always an easily predictable fail. The Force wasn’t male.. it was just the Force. I’m so so tired of these agendas. It literally ruins everything.
@raulgobato417
@raulgobato417 8 ай бұрын
I am really not understand this critics to the show (specially after watching clone wars and rebels). We literally have Baylan Skoll as a fallen jedi (and Master of Shin hati), the slow pace IS a core aspect of Star Wars, and Ahsoka/Sabine conflicts can be based on rebels (hidden potential in Sabine to use the force). People talk about agendas and they start to see it everywhere
@dio8450
@dio8450 8 ай бұрын
Did you expect Ahsoka to undergo a sex change or something? Like what criticism is this even? Out of the mixed gender rebel cast 1 male is dead and 1 male is missing, gee wonder why we have 3 females left? So weird, must be an agenda................
@roadscholarwarrior
@roadscholarwarrior 8 ай бұрын
@@raulgobato417 I personally don’t mind a slow pace when it leads somewhere. But I wasn’t criticizing this show in particular. My issue is with Disney Star Wars in general. But if anyone would say there hasn’t been any obvious agenda in Disney Star Wars then that would be ridiculous.
@haku7335
@haku7335 8 ай бұрын
​@@dio8450 writing a show with 3 women as maincast, who ALL do not show ANY emotions at all is not how writing works. They just wrote 3 women as the main cast and were like: i did my job. The Diversity in the maincast everyones been crying about isnt given, emotions arent given, character devlopment will hopefully come, but im not to sure it will even come.
@briantrent1155
@briantrent1155 8 ай бұрын
Remember Ashoka turned down training Grogu who has loads of force. And instead is training a female who has no force abilities whatsoever
@HeisenbergFam
@HeisenbergFam 8 ай бұрын
Description: "Star Wars cant be saved" truer words have never been spoken
@kingkrazy1612
@kingkrazy1612 6 ай бұрын
Remember how everyone clowned Phantom Menace? If only they knew how much worse it would get...
@B..B.
@B..B. 7 ай бұрын
The best part of Disney star wars is the future when a lot of it will be forgotten
@GreyWolfLeaderTW
@GreyWolfLeaderTW 8 ай бұрын
I distinctly remember in 2012 being off-put at the idea of Disney owning Star Wars. I couldn't put my finger on why at the time, but I thought it didn't make sense (and didn't feel right) to have the Walt Disney company be put in charge of the franchise and making creative decisions regarding it, and my worst fears were confirmed with the announcement that the Expanded Universe was basically canceled.
@gapperx9068
@gapperx9068 8 ай бұрын
And now ya know
@bperez8656
@bperez8656 8 ай бұрын
Disney has to be owned by globalist socialist American exceptionalism destroying George Soros.
@Jamyes9909
@Jamyes9909 8 ай бұрын
You were all like "I've got a bad feeling about this".
@jonathanschubert9052
@jonathanschubert9052 8 ай бұрын
You wouldn't let Roddenberry write Star Wars. You wouldn't let Lucas write Star Trek. Why would you let Abrahms write both?
@jeffersonadams8711
@jeffersonadams8711 8 ай бұрын
All right, this "I knew it was gonna turn out bad from the very beginning; I'm so much smarter than everyone!" is getting kinda cringe-inducing to read every time someone makes a new video about Star Wars. I distinctly remember almost _everyone_ praising the 2015 Star Wars movie in the weeks after it came out; people said their entire theater stood up and cheered at the end; people saying they had tears in their eyes because "After the disastrous prequel trilogy almost ruined Star Wars, we _finally_ have a good Star Wars movie!" Fans were even mocking Lucas when he publicly said the new film "didn't do anything original" by saying things like "Not enough pointless aliens firing off blasters in the background for your liking, eh George?" Let's just admit we were wrong and stop pretending we were all on one side and Disney was on the other from the beginning, because that's certainly not how I remember it. The heated criticism only started after the second movie, and then suddenly everyone started acting like they were _never_ fans of the first one. Suuuure.
@Dubnot
@Dubnot 8 ай бұрын
This channel has saved me money for the past 3 years. Without it, I would forget Disney still has a streaming service. Thank you, truly.
@Kejmur
@Kejmur 8 ай бұрын
I also recommend Disparu. His episode reviews and commentary on movie/TV series events are hilarious, and as snarky as Nerdrotic.
@nahtesalinas1917
@nahtesalinas1917 8 ай бұрын
Thanks Gary. I knew this would be a 💩 show and you just confirmed it.
@SickMuffens
@SickMuffens 8 ай бұрын
It’s nice having others think for you huh?
@randommf3549
@randommf3549 8 ай бұрын
😂
@carlosdcpcg
@carlosdcpcg 8 ай бұрын
Disparu?? Lol dude needs to brush his teeth.
@Alberto-my3bs
@Alberto-my3bs 7 ай бұрын
The entire series was doomed from the start when, in the first episode, one of the protagonists receives a full lightsaber blast to the chest and barely has a scratch.
@jaykewojno2287
@jaykewojno2287 7 ай бұрын
I always thought the whole 'the force is female' thing was stupid. Like, its a metaphysical concept, it HAS no gender identity. It just is.
@mrblank-zh1xy
@mrblank-zh1xy 8 ай бұрын
I love how Critical Drinkers reviews now bleed over into Gary's: "Why's that happen? Don't know!"
@berliner0
@berliner0 8 ай бұрын
Nah it’ll be fine 😂😂
@valentinegonsalves7322
@valentinegonsalves7322 8 ай бұрын
That's the kind of fan service I'm ready for. As opposed to Vadee walking up to Kenobi in the desert and saying, "So you have come to destroy me?" This Asoka show just made it so the Rebels are entirely idiots, and took over the Empire bases and factories but allowed Imperial loyalists to continue to work there. No wonder in 30 years they lost the plot despite defeating Palpatine the first time.
@JohnDoe-vm5rb
@JohnDoe-vm5rb 8 ай бұрын
I will grudgingly give them the "let imperial people keep working" because of better stories like rouruni kenshin. For those who don't know what it is, kenshin is set just after Japan's bloody civil war, and the eponymous character is jaded inf disillusioned in part because he fought and bled and killed to change the world, only to discover that many of those people are still exactly where they were before because they're the only ones that can make the wheels turn.
@GammaCatch
@GammaCatch 8 ай бұрын
I miss plucky snarky Ahsoka. That was what made her a good character.
@Littlecowardgaming
@Littlecowardgaming 8 ай бұрын
I dont get the complaints, (albeit nerdrotic hasn't made many videos that isn't complaining). I would agree ahsoka is a bit too stoic, but it doesnt feel unwarranted and the show so far is entertaining.
@nomus1172
@nomus1172 8 ай бұрын
Though that’s what people hated about her .
@krisskywalker6368
@krisskywalker6368 8 ай бұрын
@@Littlecowardgamingall his content is complaining
@Littlecowardgaming
@Littlecowardgaming 8 ай бұрын
@@krisskywalker6368 I've noticed. Honestly a bit sad to go about life spreading negativity. I understand reviewing actual bad shows that are ruined by wokeness (star wars sequels etc). But Ahsoka (so far) is just a genuinely good show (imo). But gotta find some things to complain about.
@Littlecowardgaming
@Littlecowardgaming 8 ай бұрын
@@Nachtmahr22 Suppose we'll find out. Dont see anything that's specifically bad about the first episodes. Are they 10/10? Ofc not, but I didn't react to anything that stuck out as being BAD in them. But feel free to point out something thats so bad that the show is "awful".
@memespeech
@memespeech 7 ай бұрын
Mandalorian was entirely a fanservice show with rpg-game plot and filler characters to sell plushies, it's copium to say otherwise. Still watchable.
@gamera5160
@gamera5160 7 ай бұрын
I'm always blown away by how boring Disney makes the Star Wars setting.
@SpammytheHedgehog
@SpammytheHedgehog 8 ай бұрын
Disney died the second George Lucas sold it to Disney. I wish George sold it to Cartoon Network.
@predator70nc46
@predator70nc46 8 ай бұрын
?
@Kamina1703
@Kamina1703 8 ай бұрын
Ooooookay......
@evertonporter7887
@evertonporter7887 8 ай бұрын
Or China...
@TrueLunacy
@TrueLunacy 3 күн бұрын
Don't sell it to anyone.. just let LucasArts be the torch bearer
@juan_martinez524
@juan_martinez524 8 ай бұрын
ahsoka's face expression always reads "I know you're talking BS but please continue".
@FranzFerdinantII
@FranzFerdinantII 8 ай бұрын
The main reason disney star wars sucks is that they kept all the old characters and actors instead of going new paths.
@secondwaveprod
@secondwaveprod 7 ай бұрын
Nobody hates star wars more than star wars fans
@sextingwithdolphins
@sextingwithdolphins 7 ай бұрын
Exactly. I didn’t think it was that bad it gave me good entertainment
@greghannibal
@greghannibal 8 ай бұрын
Waiting to see what they do to Thrawn is like waiting to see if a beloved family member survived a difficult, risky surgery with a high failure rate.
@RosarioMorgan
@RosarioMorgan 8 ай бұрын
Once they find Thrawn, they will send a fleet of space bombers to destroy his capital ship. Only the bombers with male pilots are shot down in the process. The female pilots drop their bomb loads killing Thrawn and expose his more evil twin sister who vows revenge on the Republic.
@WarGhoulKharas
@WarGhoulKharas 8 ай бұрын
"He's dead, Jim."
@dennismoore1116
@dennismoore1116 8 ай бұрын
No, you would have hope for the surgery. There is no hope here. The original Star Wars movies was A New Hope. Hope did not survive.
@RiceDaddy07
@RiceDaddy07 8 ай бұрын
You do know that the same guy that made Thrawn on Rebels is the same guy who is making Ahsoka.
@DixonsCider
@DixonsCider 8 ай бұрын
They've already used thrawn in rebels. And totally murderised him into a retard.
@m.hoffman2889
@m.hoffman2889 8 ай бұрын
the Sabine character gave me immediate "I am a strong independant female lead with a big ego and not caring about others" after 10min, when she refused to show up at the celebration.
@2nd_Directorate
@2nd_Directorate 8 ай бұрын
I was a bit puzzled by this and what it should express about Sabine. Because it was enormously insolent towards the gathered people there, the gouvernment officials and to the legacy of those people who fought and died for the rebellion. And she was even smug about it. What a likeable character we have there....
@davidfrederiksen3185
@davidfrederiksen3185 8 ай бұрын
So like very strong headed young character in fiction
@RiceDaddy07
@RiceDaddy07 8 ай бұрын
Sabine is like that since Rebels. It's consistent to her character. You clearly have never watched Rebels.
@nicbrone1846
@nicbrone1846 8 ай бұрын
I stopped watching around that time. Seen enough girl boss tropes to last a lifetime.
@terminater996
@terminater996 8 ай бұрын
If you watched rebels you would understand that her character has always been like this.
@DonjiKong
@DonjiKong 7 ай бұрын
I stopped watching the show after she survived the lightsaber stab. Why? Just why?!
@hiway19891
@hiway19891 7 ай бұрын
The reason this feels like it's written by AI is that it probably written by AI.
@the_absurd_hero
@the_absurd_hero 8 ай бұрын
That shot of Carrie Fischer, Mark Hamill, and Harrison Ford had me in tears. They would never share the stage again, and I’m gutted. Disney wasted that momentous opportunity and deserve to waste away alongside the memories of the heroes they discarded!
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo 8 ай бұрын
A sleight none of us will forget. We're bankrupting the shit out of them. Don't fuck with nerds smh. I cannot wait for the sale and acquisition. I'm going to pour money into someone's stocks. Whoever grabs these IPs arnt gonna FUCK them up. Smh
@harbl99
@harbl99 8 ай бұрын
All we wanted was to see an older, wiser Han and Leia backed against the wall still trying to save the galaxy, and for Luke's Theme to kick in as the hope unlooked for arrives. That was all they had to do!
@alexgillis9446
@alexgillis9446 8 ай бұрын
Part of why I never went to theatres for 8 and 9.
@darthollpheist1156
@darthollpheist1156 8 ай бұрын
The worst part is, they know that they are hated and that everything they make is failing. But they don't care because one, they are selling Star Wars and mostly, Disney heads have admitted that they care more about politics than the stories. They are on record saying that they won't work with anyone that doesn't think like they do (super woke). They admit it. LOL.
@glados4765
@glados4765 8 ай бұрын
This show is real. The writers actually put that out there and patted each other on the back for a job well done then went on strike to demand more money for doing such a good job.
@shailonnoelle7175
@shailonnoelle7175 8 ай бұрын
They're propagandist artists
@harbl99
@harbl99 8 ай бұрын
Feloni is getting paid to play on camera with his action figures, including his custom waifu one.
@Bosch_Bosch
@Bosch_Bosch 8 ай бұрын
@@harbl99love the spelling 😂
@jacksondunphey2620
@jacksondunphey2620 7 ай бұрын
What really sucks is that prior to this era of Disney: Sabine, Ahsoka, Hera, they were all Incredible characters. The second disney had to shove in the fact that they’re *female* is what makes it trash. Quite honestly, Sabine has ruined the whole show for me. She’s nothing like she was in rebels and it’s embarrassing to her established character. Ahsoka, a character I grew up with during the clone wars, has been made into a stoic with no emotion and her skills and wisdom have been diminished. Hera isn’t terrible, except that she doesn’t call out Sabine for being a child. This whole show is so annoying and disrespectful to the beauty of all the writing before it and it’s just sad.
@silvermold
@silvermold 7 ай бұрын
The shot with the ligjtsaber scar says it all... a beam that can disolve a heavily armored bulk door does nothing to a bag full of liquid and meat (human body)... ffs.
@futavadumnezo
@futavadumnezo 7 ай бұрын
Biggest mistake in film history was to sell Star Wars to Disney.
@MaverickhunterXZero
@MaverickhunterXZero 8 ай бұрын
The opposite of love is not hatred. It is apathy.
@twobirdsstonedatonce
@twobirdsstonedatonce 8 ай бұрын
"Combat themed interpretive dance" had me laughing so hard my sides hurt 😂
@TheBigSlick
@TheBigSlick 7 ай бұрын
Lightsaber duels are now boring and pointless as I know that if someone is killed, they will just be fine in 20 minutes.
@androc75
@androc75 6 ай бұрын
All the women welding light sabers in every star wars movie have looked untrained, unathletic and in Ahsoka's case, laughable.
@SpammytheHedgehog
@SpammytheHedgehog 8 ай бұрын
I can imagine Ahsoka leaving Disney like how she left the Jedi Order.
@skipdoosen6132
@skipdoosen6132 8 ай бұрын
I won't even watch the show
@nopejhonson958
@nopejhonson958 8 ай бұрын
to become a mechanic? after being framed for crimes?
@joseabreu-nn5cu
@joseabreu-nn5cu 8 ай бұрын
STOP WATCHING THE SHOW. no one needs u the show will live on without y’all
@leesamardzija9165
@leesamardzija9165 8 ай бұрын
Or like Dylan Mulvaney left Bud Light
@infinitydreamzz
@infinitydreamzz 8 ай бұрын
​@@skipdoosen6132yeah, not bothering anymore to watch one second, not even curious
@ssapp72
@ssapp72 8 ай бұрын
“Blah blah GIRLBOSS blah blah’ - The only thing Disney and Hollywood uses as a plot for the past decade
@ErikDeMann
@ErikDeMann 8 ай бұрын
It has to be about themselves, otherwise it would have been even worse than we have seen it so far. This BS started with a couple of old millionaire female actresses, complaining at the Oscars about not being hired anymore, because they were irrelevant and old. Now everything is about making sure that there's plenty of female roles to fill, while everything else suffers from the overt gynocentrism.
@ArionNoble
@ArionNoble 8 ай бұрын
All they have proven is that we were right...they shouldn't lead or else everything meets destruction.
@jackall-trades6149
@jackall-trades6149 8 ай бұрын
That posturing they do constantly in the show... the directors, screenwriters, even the actresses themselves know they're incompetent buffoons
@blackmaggot5046
@blackmaggot5046 8 ай бұрын
It goes higher up than that.@@ErikDeMann
@ErikDeMann
@ErikDeMann 8 ай бұрын
@@blackmaggot5046 Of course, there's a century of increasingly man-hating radical feminism behind that again, financially supported by the 1%'ers from day one, because a divided population is easier to control, and a divided world easier to rule.
@leon.brocki
@leon.brocki 7 ай бұрын
Are we not gonna talk about the fact that the Ball map is literally ripped from treasure planet - a different Disney movie?
@StealngZebra38
@StealngZebra38 6 ай бұрын
ahsoka out of all the female jedi would actually be the only one to have a good to chance to be a strong character like she has years of training and fighting
@colepeltier8472
@colepeltier8472 8 ай бұрын
Another gripe I have about these light saber impaling's that people keep surviving is that the weapon can EFFORTLESSLY slice through a person; So when someone gets stabbed like that, how awfully nice it is for the attacker to gently keep the blade straight instead of just nonchalantly moving their wrist to jerk the blade out the side of the person.
@NateTheScot
@NateTheScot 8 ай бұрын
also it's not just a "hot sword" like they seem to think... it's literally superheated plasma that would make the internal organs explode instantly on contact due to being superheated by the blade's mere presence next to organic matter. Snoke's death may have been really stupid and cringe, but at least it showed how easy a lightsaber can cut through a person. Same with Darth Maul... But in Disney Star Wars a lightsaber to the chest/side/gut is just a mere flesh wound that can be healed with a bandaid and a kiss from mommy.
@GeneratedName35
@GeneratedName35 8 ай бұрын
You not gonna mention Qui gon was stabbed by Maul in the stomach and waited for Kenobi to chop Maul in half to tell Kenobi the boy must be trained he's the chosen one and then he died.
@battleofwills7189
@battleofwills7189 8 ай бұрын
Her clothes should have caught fire.
@chascoleman6689
@chascoleman6689 8 ай бұрын
I suppose the rationale is that a light saber, being a light beam of intense heat and temperature, cauterizes the wound so their blood doesn't leak out, and the intestines are able to grow back together quickly. Anatomically the Vena Cava is near this side of the spine at the back of the gut cavity. Historical note: Oswald, Pres. Kennedy's assassin, was killed later by a single bullet traversing his gut FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER, because he twisted, trying to get away from the gun shot, while held by both arms by deputies. Bad luck that. A simple gut shot (like these saber stabs) going from the front to the back would have been extremely easy to survive, just a gut patch and sewing up what was nicked or penetrated inside. BUT, the side to side bullet cut both his Vena Cava (blood return channel) and the Primary Artery to the guts and legs below. This drained him of blood, which they desperately tried to refill as they tried to sew up his severed vena cava and major artery. I talked to the surgeon who did it, who also was the emergency room doctor for Pres Kennedy. Weird huh? But very true.
@xyreniaofcthrayn1195
@xyreniaofcthrayn1195 8 ай бұрын
@@NateTheScot no not how the lightsaber wound or it's healing process works. A lightsaber stab or cut cauterizes everything it touches the shield keeps 60% of extraneous heat in the saber unless turned off. most wounds that are in non vital area's can just use pre existing genetic material to repair damage, scar optional to a degree.
@manynukes11
@manynukes11 8 ай бұрын
It's crazy that a show set in a galaxy far, far away seems so influenced by 2023 identity politics
@master_k5019
@master_k5019 8 ай бұрын
Lol this comment is underated 😂
@davidfrederiksen3185
@davidfrederiksen3185 8 ай бұрын
How so and all star wars has been influenced by politics in some way
@marlajamison9620
@marlajamison9620 8 ай бұрын
@@davidfrederiksen3185 Nerdrotic straight up explains it in the video. Just rewatch it if you missed it. The most you can say that the original Star Wars was "influenced by politics" is that it is a political allegory, but even that is completely up to interpretation. What Disney is doing now is totally on the nose and extremely blatant
@joshuablevins4340
@joshuablevins4340 8 ай бұрын
Now this I can agree with
@davidfrederiksen3185
@davidfrederiksen3185 8 ай бұрын
@@marlajamison9620 no that's just straight up wrong star wars is an anti wietnam war series at least the originals it is showing america ast the empire
@criticallard2090
@criticallard2090 3 ай бұрын
Anakin: "Hey, what's up?" Ahsoka: "Staring contest, master." Anakin: "Well would you quit it? Your creeping me out." *STAR WARS*
@dyinhope6840
@dyinhope6840 8 ай бұрын
I'm just glad Disney hasn't touched mara jade
@dyinhope6840
@dyinhope6840 8 ай бұрын
I swear if they even mention mara jade for one of their moronic shows, gonna go burn the studio down.
@KojoKinte
@KojoKinte 8 ай бұрын
me: "i bet its gonna be hard to recover from a lightsaber stab wound" ahsoka: "actually its gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience."
@Jackson-ub1uv
@Jackson-ub1uv 8 ай бұрын
This is pretty much the only time where it _is_ excusable for Sabine to survive, due to the stab wound being to the side and Sabine getting immediate medical attention. It's a shame that it happens after _several_ people survive stab wounds.
@russ254
@russ254 8 ай бұрын
@@Jackson-ub1uvaktwally, no one is interested in excuses
@commanderfluff
@commanderfluff 8 ай бұрын
@@Jackson-ub1uv With the way the blade was left in for a couple seconds and moved around, she'd have an exit wound a foot long on her back, and her boiling internal organs should have burst out.
@jubalbiggs4559
@jubalbiggs4559 8 ай бұрын
That last bit describes a lot of us. "Star Wars Fan from 1977 until The Last Jedi was released and severed all emotional attachment to the franchise". You aren't alone there.
@mistrfinga
@mistrfinga 8 ай бұрын
Yes, I own all the original stuff, made costumes FOR the mouse(they outsourced the star wars weekend stuff back in the day) and got into sfx because of it. I never even watched the rise of Skywalker. I watched Mando season 1 then 2 but when the power rangers showed up on Tatooine in their shiny bright neon colored speeders on the desolate sandy planet I turned it off mid show and haven't watched anything else made. It's women acting like the very men the said were bad and hated, but when women act like it they are powerful. Yeah right, your all a bunch of single mom man-hating female dogs who cannot write anything creative and suppress your emotions to appear tough, but when you take away what makes a woman powerful, her EMOTIONS, you get stoic men. Wow imagine that...
@nothanks3236
@nothanks3236 8 ай бұрын
Same. I walked out of Last Jedi and audibly yelled "fuck this" leaving the theater. Haven't watched any Disney SW since.
@xavierm3415
@xavierm3415 8 ай бұрын
+1 but try Mando 1.0 & Andor @@nothanks3236
@DVX_BELLORVM
@DVX_BELLORVM 8 ай бұрын
I wonder how many hundreds of millions of dollars Disney lost in future revenue by revolting the Star Wars fanbase with TLJ.
@darthstanna8011
@darthstanna8011 8 ай бұрын
Ditto
@dashroomies12
@dashroomies12 8 ай бұрын
Disney has ruined Star Wars so badly. They've added so many dumbass storylines that the original six episodes would not make sense at all. The entire time Luke was fighting for the rebel alliance and still learning how to use the force there was apparently dozens of jedi who were also rebels that could have helped him. And one of the jedi alive is Anakin's apprentice who doesn't care at all to find her master's son who probably could have used the help to fight Vader and the Emperor. I hope Disney continues to fail for this dishonor to George Lucas Star Wars
@stonex55
@stonex55 7 ай бұрын
Starwars was murdered the day they said "somehow Palpatine has returned"
@DogOfHades
@DogOfHades 8 ай бұрын
Jon Favreau was the only real hope and he checked out when they fired Gina Carano, whom he personally chose for the part.
@SagittariusAyy
@SagittariusAyy 8 ай бұрын
Wait, did Favreau really choose Carano personally?
@DogOfHades
@DogOfHades 8 ай бұрын
@@SagittariusAyy Yes, this was confirmed by Gina in an interview she did in 2019.
@Lydelith
@Lydelith 8 ай бұрын
Jon Favreau embodies the original spirit of Star Wars.
@davidfrederiksen3185
@davidfrederiksen3185 8 ай бұрын
So far Dave has best the best star wars after George Lucas so that's a wierd statement
@lecyber-purgatoire9803
@lecyber-purgatoire9803 8 ай бұрын
@@davidfrederiksen3185 Well seems like Dave is lost now.
@tomsmith4169
@tomsmith4169 8 ай бұрын
I love watching these KZfaq reviews instead of the actual shows. Way more entertaining
@Fulcrum-sf5zb
@Fulcrum-sf5zb 8 ай бұрын
You should watch the show because these guys are grifters. It’s not woke at all. If they’d watch Clone Wars and Rebels, they’d know this. They don’t want to put in the effort, so they just call it woke because they don’t understand it. I’m as far right as it gets, but this show isn’t woke. Don’t trust these grifters who have to hate everything to make money.
@markanthony1208
@markanthony1208 8 ай бұрын
I agree 100% ,,, Nerdrotic and others are far more FUN to watch, and I always get a good laugh... LOL 😃
@firestick4991
@firestick4991 8 ай бұрын
It used to be. Now EVERYTHING about this is predictable. From the show, to the reactions, to the comments.
@tomsmith4169
@tomsmith4169 8 ай бұрын
@@Tolwyn better than boring predictable “Culture Industry” vomit.
@tomsmith4169
@tomsmith4169 8 ай бұрын
@@firestick4991 well…I stopped watching Disney Star Wars after Mandeloroan Season 2. Now I don’t have to suffer. Nerdrotic suffers and I get more entertaining content AND the jist of the show!
@dennis_nl7587
@dennis_nl7587 8 ай бұрын
Star wars is dead, Marvel is dead, Disney is dead. The common denominator? "Strong women" who gets everything handed to them whenever they need it. Those who are instantly overpowered without any reason just to take a huge steaming s**t on men in general. Those who cry when their crappy movie/series doesn't get the attention that they think it deserve because of terrible writing. I'm hoping for better times
@cgsweat
@cgsweat 8 ай бұрын
Everytime I become slightly curious about something Disney puts out involving Star Wars, my dumbass always has this small moment of hope. Thank you Nerdrotic for reminding us that all hope is lost when it comes to Disney.
@auroraforsora2433
@auroraforsora2433 8 ай бұрын
There's nothing wrong with hope and I don't know about anybody else but I still have hope for Disney because unlike some of these other KZfaqrs I don't not always have to be extremely negative when it comes to anything related to Disney I can pick out the good and the bad at the same time
@davidobrien2841
@davidobrien2841 8 ай бұрын
At least andor was quality.
@Ntmoffi
@Ntmoffi 8 ай бұрын
​@@davidobrien2841literally the only thing I've liked besides season one and two of the Mandalorian.
@Dragon22159
@Dragon22159 8 ай бұрын
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.
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