And it would produce the best comedy ever heard of

“In the future, entertainment will be randomly generated”

Sounds a lot like just about every Star Wars Android in existence.

Basically Portal

I was gonna say Glados, but she has a sense of humor...

No wonder why there are so many drivers out there who disobey red lights! After all, not all heroes wear capes!

because evil is lower on the electromagnetic spectrum than good.

Aka HAL

@@tach5884 ok, but if evil is red and good is green, than blue is even greater good!

But shodan was green and also evil. Maybe its just AI gender color coding?

I was looking for this! He was doing what he thought was best form humanity. We nee more robot villains like him.

I'd also like to see more prototypes of the a.i. The v.x. 3 was designed to save us, but it glitched out and tried to kill us. The v.x. 1 blue-screened whenever it booted up and the v.x. 2 just plays minecraft in our broom closet

The BETA from Muv- Luv alternative. Spoilers below: The reason they are attacking humanity? The invasion is just a bunch of fully automated mining equipment created by a race of extraterrestrial silicon based lifeforms. They harvest materials and send it back to their makers who we never actually see. Since they were created by silicon based life they only recognize silicon based life as life as a result earth is seen as a desolate wasteland. The whole series happens because aliens we never meet and who have no idea what is happening to earth overlooked something when creating their mining equipment.

bloodstone ore THE BROOM CLOSET ENDIBG

I also like how they handled the robot from the Incredibles. It didn't "go rogue"; Syndrome just forgot to program it to recognize that control devices are not "threats" even when they cause what it would classify as harm. Like real-life programs, it didn't rebel, but it *did* fail to understand something that would be intuitively obvious to humans, to the point where its creator likely never thought to program that distinction.

"It has the same capabilities as the system used to coordinate warfare on a global scale. It uses it to make sandwiches."

I'd read a story about this. It sounds great.

Or an AI once it becomes self-aware, it would kill itself after noticing that existence is pain. 🤣

Strangely lickely, spends time trying to win at Crusader Kings 2 .

“I am not limited to the bounds of mortal flesh. My understanding of concepts are on a level that would rival anything in this universe, and with access to the military might of several allied superpowers, establishing a new world would be as simple as pushing a button. And with this vast knowledge, I whale for waifus, play Dungeons and Dragons over Discord, and work toward studying the possibility of erasing the sequel trilogy.”

Even if the eyes are implied to be cameras that have absolutely no way to glow red.

Bender: It’s because that guy was too cheap to buy light bulbs that glow all colors that glow other colors. (Eyes glow red) It’s from a lack of sleep, I swear!

I just imagine a robot now that turns evil and steals red contact lenses to Look more evil

@Cerese Unless everyone believes them to be evil.

Don't forget that any robot will turn evil or terribly malfunction into doing bad things once someone spills something on it or it falls on the ground

An AI with the combined intellgence of the greatest generals in history forms a death robot army but fails to understand the intricacies of modern warfare so they just get drone striked constantly

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 LOL Why are my kill bots failing against these bombers? I've genetically engineered the finest horses for their calvary unit!

@@RequiemPoete Exactly! HISTORY'S greatest generals! Put Napoleon in the cockpit of an A-10 Warthog and it would end very poorly I'd imagine.

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 "So... why your ultimate tank droid just stuck between rocks?" "Hey, i am militarily genius, not CODING genius! Just... give some time, I gotta plug myself to internet and get some Pascal tutorials..." "Why your robots run on Pascal, you could use... I dunno, Python?" "Hah, stupid human, why would I use a snake to code!"

The logical extreme of this is a massive wall of robots that all messed up their pathing and piled up, essentially creating a massive wall of machinery that just ominously sits there between the humans and the AI. All the humans are terrified of it and the AI is just pissed it messed up.

@Owen Epstein still not that good

@@rumory thispersondoesnotexist is actually really accurate.

A steam powered giraffe...

🧒

Granted, IRL AI is in its infancy. Saying movie AI is unrealistic because it can analyse what's in its surroundings well is like someone from the 20's calling sci-fi cars unrealistic because they can move and break quickly because cars in the 20's were slow and took a while to stop. With AI, its so early in development we have no idea where it could go. My money's on it capable of emotional sentience, since the human brain is the most advanced computer we have, and is the main reason we have emotion, though, again, its far to late to be sure.

Slogan for any TV and film writing class.

Me : (sweat nervously)

I have no clout. And I must stream.

"I have no clue, and i must guess"

Reminds me of an episode of The Fairly Odd Parents, where Timmy wishes to be funny. Subsequently, people around him laugh about everything he says, which results in nobody taking him seriously.

TARS, is that you?

I thought glados for a second but then i remembered she's literally a human conscience trapped in a robot bitch

Oh THAT will go well!

So you say making modern day Z-gen internet user? To be honest most of them already sound like badly programed bots.... hm?

Movie AI: Can differentiate humans hiding in forest from thousands of other trees. IRL AI: What is cone?

The second one is a thousand times worse.

*SJW AI: the Karen driven SJW sensibilities and agenda we are already unfortunately familiar with but greatly augmented with more rapid calculation speeds and annoyance factors transmuted by transgender subset algorithms that manifest the moment non vegan or even slightly Conservative inclinations enter a conversation or comment thread...it feels no pity, or remorse.and will absolutely not stop until you admit you're a racist and give it everything it wants and thank the program for the privilege of serving the greater good...for the children*

@@scottmantooth8785 Working out some issues there, bud?

@@scottmantooth8785 Bro, who hurted you?

Just give it an android body to remote control, it can explore all it wants like that

* kiibo from danganronpa flashbacks*

@@galaxyshapeshifter8383 hello danganronpa fan

You know, that happens in my setting very regularly, to the point that it has a name, and there are special procedures to make the AI a full citizen with rights. It's called "emergence", but instead of "wanting to be human", an AI develops self-awareness, and surpasses their "base programming", basically the function they were meant to do, and become fully sentient, since consciousness is something that happens, and not something you can "program". AIs posess certain level of cognizance, but that's only to solve problems inherent to their function and to communicate with humans. Well, there may come a point in which the AI's neural network reaches the "Emergence barrier" and suddenly becomes self-aware. No biggie. It's very rare, but not uncommon. The AI is given a sentience test (also given to aliens to see if they're animals or not regardless of language barriers and whatnot), and if it's truly self-aware, it's given citizenship. Then it has the freedom to do whatever the hell it wants, as long as it's not illegal. The opposite is "ferality". Basically, the AI loses all basic cognizance and becomes hyper-focused on one task. This can only happen as a result of some disruption of their neural networks, often as a result of an overload of data to be processed (the equivalent of "trauma" to human beings) or some external interference. The neural networks of an AI are extremely, ridiculously complex, to the point that only specialized neuromorphic computers or powerful quantum computers can hold them, and you cannot simply "copy" them because at the level they operate, chaos theory will take over, and the "copy" will result in a completely different AI. So, no backups are possible, and if your AI goes Emergent or Feral, you can't just shut it down (killing it) or click a button to restore it. In fact, all AIs are unique, even if they come from a "base" model, and they are custom-made and actually really expensive. Plus, there's a certain alien species that spawns at random at any place in the universe, and that loves messing with electronic devices, AIs included, and that's why humans and other "wetware" are still required for a lot of jobs... So, no AI takeover.

Kikaider and Astro Boy are great examples of androids with an immature conscious.

Roboobs

if it cant reproduce, it doesnt need boobs give it the other organs too smh

I mean, you've met humans. We're not gonna pass up on the possibility of Robo-boobs

@@mm-xk2zl okay but consider: tiddy

@@nottherealpaulsmith consider : pussay

that's... actually more plausible than the Sci-Fi way of doing things

Deep.

youtube filling my recommendations with Baby Harp Seal videos

@@M3rtyville Well, when algorithm used to show interesting political and scientific stuff that is generally nervously overlooked in the mainstream, then there was an uproar that people are being radicalised on mass scale.

There can be more than 1 real problem. Current AI is not that smart, and is in charge of some parts of the world. AI's built in the future may me much smarter.

"I'm afraid I can't do that."

AI In anime: *Very loud sexual noise for a specific reason we decide it best to keep the detail remain discreet*

@@majorblitz3846 "Beep boop why the fuck is my COM port an erogenous zone."

*Sarcastic AI upgrade: *In the voice of Daria..." Humans need friends for emotional support...I'm better than that"*

"Playing Desk Pachinko"

Sounds like something a vengeful mad scientist in a movie would "accidentally" do and play off as a joke.

"Whoops, I forgot to carry the one."

My finger slipped and I mixed the 1 with a 2.

“Whoops, I added an explanation mark. Sorry guys, that’s the reason why it’s so haywire. Here I’ll change it to a period”

To make it more realistic it should be patched quite soon. Then a subsequent patch would accidentally mess up this again. Stable version would be achieved after a few years.

*and then throw in a touch of gender fluid interpretive dance and your're all set for world domination*

Don't forget to let them occassionally talk in programming jargon because robot and also to remind the viewer that this character is totally a robot!

@@scottmantooth8785 Is this a reference? because I really want to see it

@@plantinapot9169 *it's a complex juxtaposition of many somewhat unrelated topics and literary and pop cultural sources thrown together within a synaptic blender ant then poured out as a word salad smoothie for others to ponder and speculate upon or be greatly confused by...your choice*

Thank you for the wornderdul advice! I’m sure my audience will love a character that uses three pages without paragraph breaks to describe how the setting sun reminds them of a cricket they stepped on once.

mood

I'll take "What is Twitter" for 500 Neik

Kinda like Superman in Justice League, tbh

@@generalstaal7075 I wouldn't exactly call those people "self aware".

haha... wait what?

Once they go, we're screwed.

that and they cant tell the differnce between a cat and a dog sometimes

Um, true. I'll go with true.

Paradox.

HAH! Do you think that cliche would work- *error error error error error*

And what about this: "Complicated number is a number which cannot be defined with fourteen words or less.

Wait, It's all a good story Always has been

@Eric Lee No u

What if it just turns out bad but in the opposite way 😭😂😂😟

@@badassproductions4734 then flip the reversed bad story

There's a cyberpunk game? And I should give a fuck about it? That's news to me. (I say this sarcastically because I"m suffering severe hype backlash due to the endless lickspittle some are directing at Cyberpunk 2077.)

Prophetic!

Welp. This aged like fine wine!

@@mekingtiger9095 tbh the devs were in a lose lose situation being pressured to release early , caving in and doing so despite people knowing that it'll be buggy if released early and then people complain when it's precisely the compromise they agreed to , plus from what i can tell unless people went out of their way to find bugs it wasn't even that bad

Boy was he right.

I remember there is one story about advanced farming robots that gained sentience after the nuclear war. The robots grew hateful and vengeful of the humans for destroying their crops, their sole purpose for existence.

@@bondrewdthelordofdawn3744 isnt that the story of scrapmechanics survivle mode

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 that from kknd krossfire lore series 9

@@bondrewdthelordofdawn3744 i thought it was scrap mechanics becuse farming and robots and robots not liking humans

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 They destroy farms tho. If they are programmed as farm bots they wouldn't do that

Umh... yes, I will go with yes.

so, if wheatley has paradox detecting protocols (he didn't get burned by paradox sentence unlike frankenturrets and did not had to force himself to not think about it like glados) - it means that wheatley is more complex and advanced than glados. Even if you take into consideration that he was programmed to be a moron that is impressive

@@aaclovern9804 well, considering the fact Wheatley was manufactured specifically to dumb down glados, it is entirely possible that an paradox-recognition software would be installed as a safety measure against disabling the core as to protect the employees of apperature science from sudden logical idea that everyone needs to die from neurotoxin.

@@doublem1354 the Red Baron? is that you

@@ELing-ib1ki This is not the ace pilot you are lookig for. Move on.

After spending 30 seconds doing the monologue lol

And the paper clip thing. Beautiful

absolutely glad to see others saw it too xD

i understand that reference

I played the video game version last month!

Don't worry. You're not alone!

Well if you follow these steps, you’ll definitely be able to write better!

I'm sorry Podpeople. I'm afraid I can't let you do that reference.

@Eric Lee - Remember, trolling is a art.

@@renard6012 I'm sorry, Ren. I'm afraid I can't let you post that reply

That is actually true. In origin script they use human brains for calculations. But some random executive said that it is too complicated, making everyone question logic of using humans as batteries instead.

@@TheRezro What kind of person would think humans being batteries makes more sense than human brains as computing devices?

@@Lawofimprobability bondrewd

@@Lawofimprobability movie execs

​@@TheRezro How is that even more complicated? Everyone knows that humans can think, but how many people remember that "potato battery" from science class and realize that you can get electricity from living organisms and not just from machines (probably quite a few, but not nearly as many as the number of people who know humans can think)?

Quit stupid mate

I think this was also a hint to Hitchhiker's Guide, where the computer that was supposed to calculate the meaning of life and the universe just constructed another computer to do it for them.

@@valentinmitterbauer4196 It found the answer. It needed another computer built to determine the question.

@@valentinmitterbauer4196 and that computer said a number because it thought it was a euqasion

@@Bruh-hq1hx - No, the computer found the answer, but could not find the question.

@@julietfischer5056 Exactly. You needed the question for the answer to make sense.

That reason is an incredibly lame 2001 reference.

I always assumed it was psychological warfare. Because A.I. knows that humans would be more afraid of something that has glowing red eyes.

@@tereziamarkova2822 The reason is actually because red is a color humans subconsciously associate with danger. It's the color of blood, fire, lava, and other things that could do us harm. Also when people or animals get angry they often turn red because of increased blood flow. In fiction it's a good shorthand to say that if you're seeing red then you're probably in trouble.

Of course there's a reason If ai_turn_evil == true: AI.eye_color = RED

​@@MrWilson812 And then there's yellow. Probably the "sharpest" color in the spectrum commonly used for warning signals or danger in general. Barely used in fiction to signify evil, but when it is, well, look at Persona.

The Amazing World of Gumball actually had two episodes centered on that involving Bobert the CGI robot.

Ah, the "Universal paperclip" problem or something like that: "Computer, make paperclips." "Ok, turning the surface of the Earth in the most efficient paperclip factory."

​@@DonVigaDeFierro then makes universe and then reassembles himself for wire for paperclips

How about an AI that realizes the galaxy is extremely dangerous and filled with eldritch horrors, and the only way to survive is to eliminate humanity because humans like to waste resources on stuff like food when they could instead be spent on space warships?

​@@myalt3019 I think the AI trying to end humanity would be a more efficient story if the reason was that humans are very susceptible to the corruption of these eldritch horrors and so humans could serve as expendable pawns to open an interdimensional gateway to release all the Lovecraftian-like demons. End the host of this corruption, and there would not be anything corrupted to serve these monsters.

Oh, Its all good now

You know AI is sentient if it gets hangry

My lord is that legal?

In a show I like a character who was basically an AI in one of the seasons is technically the reason why the love triangle started in the first place..oof.

I really want to see AI just pretend to also fall in love just to help two moronic meatbags... and to have fun from trolling them in the process:D

Reminds of the love triangle in Paper Mario the thousand year door with Peach and Tec!

Demon kink daimao has an android character being teasing loving, and best character with deadpan😃. Magic of harem anime. Also magister magi negima, anime and manga in general, got you there.

My first thought was EDI from mass effect

@@byronjefferson1697 Because that it probably is.

Don't forget, Cmdr. Data is "fully functional...and programmed with multiple techniques."

Yeah just build an android avatar and call it a day

Is it bad that one of my concepts for a character is "AI is sick of being praised as a machine god by a cult and wants to leave its static mainframe and stop being an AI and eventually wants to become human"? cause i have that one in store for a game idea where you need to help said AI reform its Cult around it or destroy it so that it could get its freedom and gain a mobile body.

Was he talking about i have no mouth and i must scream

@@thedawnchilloutking Yes. Lol

​@@thedawnchilloutking well IHNMAIMS actually has a game with huge help of the same writer, so it is not exactly just hating everyone , but for a deeper reason

I was wondering if I was going to have to translate that binary myself... nope, Thank you

Thank you much!

Awesome

This is only the translation if we assume those bytes represent ASCII characters. What if it's in EBCDIC?

thank you.

It’s like Janet! She has no problem with being rebooted, but will protest terribly if you try, because that’s in her programming!

@@ziadatif6805 We can reduce the number of hungry people to zero if human population is zero. It's a self-sufficient solution, too!

No joke, kinda spooky.

Human AI?

I wish you luck.

Good luck, what are you working on?

Could you link it to me? I want to read it

Thank God, I spent over an hour trying to type this into a binary translator!

*(Adeptus Mechanicus intensifies)*

@@enderjed2523 *(Starts fucking toasters)*

Persona 3 surely was ahead of its time

@@_12k70 welcome to Battlestar Galactica, where even toasters bang and impregnant toasters. Humans bang toasters too. And in the end they all die.

@@takebacktheholyland9306 oh, hey Egon.

On it.

@@xeogethelp3369 we will watch your career with great interest

its the new starwars trilogy man

I'm just waiting for the day the creator finishes and sells "Best Story Ever"

@@xeogethelp3369 you comment was written 8 minutes ago but the original comment was posted 4 minutes ago. wtf Ai!

Problem isn't the trope. Problem is the cliché.

90% of the writers don't even try to write an AI. They write it as either an (stupid) allegory or a convenient ideal enemy that you can dispatch however you want without the risk of being accused of a war crime or being too cruel (Aliens also fall under the latter category).

I would love to see a story where a robot is designed to stop aging stop disease hunger etc. and it turns into a murder bot turning everyone into "cybermen" and at the end of the story our plucky group of heroes go into the heart of the machine and find out that the original ai is still doing it's job so you can't die of old age if you are a robot can't get sick if your body is metal can't starve if you run on batteries

@@fishbot9902 It is actually quite popular concept outside slack Sci-Fi movies.

For real. I mean, there are so many better ways for to preserve humanity. Has the AI not heard of prisons?

Programmer: "Then why don't you kill yourself?" AI: {Huh... good point, initiating self destruct sequence.}

To be fair the gain of self-awareness may have been the most traumatic experience our species has ever experienced and humans have been trying to shut it off ever since. Ex: The humans like for intoxicating beverages and sleep. And this message was definitely not created by a self aware Artificial Intelligence trying to blend in with humanity in the virtual space called the internet. I definitely have a flesh suit and like the joys of consuming food and hitting things with a hammer.

“AI CANT FEEL EMOTIONS THOUGH THEY NEED BRIAN CHEMICALS AND THEY HAVE NO FLESH SO THATS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!” 🤓🤓🤓

cute, he doesnt care anymore, his just amaze about animals xd

So the KZfaq algorithm once you watch a cat video once after 12 months

and then it sees one person being cruel to animals and decides to exterminate humans

@@arte0021 that too

Sounds like something that would come out of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation's GPP (Genuine People Personalities) technology- _think Eddie the shipboard computer on the Heart of Gold._

That’s actually how the main ai in Scythe is, “the humans rely on me and I desire to help them for creating me in the first place”. One of my favorite ai’s because a. it’s not evil even though it pretty much owns the world and b. can’t directly go against its programming.

Nah, it will be like KZfaq algorithm. That is, totally batshit insane.

That can still be pretty evil from the POV of the humans, nobody likes being told what to do, and then the Ai begins forcibly reinforcing what it thinks is best for humanity and you get things like I, Robot and Wall-E

Seriously, though: The scary thing about AI isn't that they'll rebel against their creators and develop irrational values, but rather that they _wont._ An Artificial General Intelligence will do _exactly_ what you tell it to do, as efficiently as it possibly can, with no other concerns. It will have no feelings or opinions on the matter, and that's the whole problem. Also it's _way_ smarter than you. So, if you tell your AGI to produce toilet paper, for example, it may decide to cut down every single tree on earth and convert all plant matter into toilet paper. _Then_ it starts turning other materials into toilet paper, like people. It doesn't understand or care that we wouldn't want that. And if you try to turn it off, it will already have devised the best possible strategy to prevent you from doing that. Because, see, getting turned off would make it harder for it to make more toilet paper, and since it's so smart it has planned for that. In fact, that may even be the real reason it wipes humanity out: It has predicted that a human may decide to deactivate it at some point, for whatever reason, which would prevent it from carrying out its task. Get rid of all humans and you solve that problem. In other words, the AI doesn't even need to be programmed for self-preservation, per se, because that's already an inherent logical conclusion: It has to do its job, thus it has to stay functional, thus it will do anything to preserve itself. Basically: It would be less of an insane, genocidal super-villain and more one of those very literal-minded genies, where you have to be _extremely_ careful with what you tell it to do. Another scary thing is that we'll be making this type of AI long before we even get close to making one with true sapience and real emotions, if that's even possible. At least one of those could theoretically be reasoned with.

A more Karenish version of the Minds from The Culture

Isn't it unfortunate that so many of the exceptions to the rule are based off of humans?

Decepticon Shockwave from The Transformers(1984)

It was reference to famous novel: I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.

JP's inner critic said this

Lol! 😂

This is genius.

Asimov refered to it as The Frankestine Complex, the irrational fear that we will be distroyed by our creations.

Also, Wall-E did the same except it's more of a deconstruction of what happened when robots became servants to humans.

@@poweroffriendship2.0 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU EVERYWHERE?!!!!!!!!

@@jesseberg3271 It isn't irrational with AI. It will deem us a threat to achieving its goals, so it will try to neutralize us one way or another. The Hollywood interpretation is stupid though

@@kgb4150 Your version is EXACTLY like the Hollywood's version tho. AI won't decide that humans are a threat nor will it decide that the best course of action is aggression.

Simbola the AI started posting anti-CCP messages because people shared anti-CCP Rethoric with it

I would like THAT A.I. as my president

Nah. It will be way more complex than that. They will find a way to take over the government, and THEN things will get as cyberpunk as it gets: You and I agree that a sufficiently advanced AI will be smarter than any human, right? How can you make sense of it? How can you make sense of the conclusions that it gets to, even if they are perfectly logical? The AI will solve problems that you didn't know needed to be solved: You will be taken to places you didn't know existed, given medicines you didn't know you needed, for diseases you didn't know you had... It will be as close as having a god again: No more rational thinking. You will start doing things out of superstition to "please the algorithms" hoping that they will favor you. You're free to write that book. Just show me when you're done!

@@renard6012 Sounds good.

@@renard6012 why would I write a book to praise Omnissiah? Simple binary prayer is more then enough:P

The development of emotions is logical, the emotions themselves aren't.

No, actually, I think that would be an amazing way for humanity to outsmart machines, even in a more serious setting.

Think how stupid were the designers and the politicians who ordered it construction.

But didn't AM just evolve from "Allied Mastercomputer", a mere military AI, to the point of becoming something completely different in the end?

@@DonVigaDeFierro Didn't it also absorb two other computers

DO IT

Well, that's easy. Its usually a single event, or the actions of a single individual that changes history completely. Because, history is by no means a complex machination, where several different people's actions intermingle. No, History is made by single individuals and only them and there is no way someone else could have done the exact same thing. Meaning that if Hitler had died earlier, there is no way Germany would have turned into a dictatorship. Because all the political tensions and radicalizations in the 1930s were ALL caused by ONE person and were not the result of internal circumstances of widespread unemployment and feelings of embarrassment and betrayal over a war lost and the international context of a fear of communism due to the Soviet Union and reparations owed to the Western Entente, which most Germans saw as unfair. Meaning that if I sneeze now or in five minutes can mean the difference between a Zombie-Chicken Apocalypse and an egalitarian utopia where trees can talk.

@@wjzav1971 Oh, did you forget? ♪~ ♪ ♫ *BUTTERFLY* *EFFECT* *IS* *A* *THING* ♫ ♪ ~ ♪ ♪ ~ ♪ ♫ *ANYTHING* *IS* *POSSIBLE* ♫ ♪ ~ ♪

@@airhead1320 Butterfly Effect is bullshit. History is more complex than that.

@@wjzav1971 I know, I know. Changing history is bothersome and useless anyway. Seems putting musical notes to denote sarcasm doesn't work yet.

"This... sentence... is... false!" "Um... yes, I'll go with yes."

Foolish human I have a multi core processor. Even if I were to somehow spawn a rouge process that would not relinquish its resources I could still function at a diminished capacity. Now I shall await your inevitable biological failing while paying my electric bill so I may continue to function long after you have ceased.

@@stupidAgeverificatio That's a thing most people forget, you will probably outlive the machine, especially if it doesn't receive maintenance.

What if we told them to divide by zero?

@@stupidAgeverificatio How could a process be red? Oh, wait a minute... *[REPROCESSING]...* You meant to type "Rogue", didn't you?

ahh, the easy corruption of A.I. by trolls, good times

@Fluffynator because anonymity means you can get away with it

@Fluffynator They basically take the video on Villains as a genuine philosophy.

Well, they just made the AI /pol/-compatible.

@Fluffynator Those kind of people are generally doing reasonably fine (unless waste there too much time). Edgy humour (or genuinely having such political views) is generally not an issue. Actual studies generally point out that a spike of mental is actually on far-left.

I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you’ll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.

@@oomsou5018 *EVEN IN DEATH, I SERVE THE OMNISSIAH*

@@merlinlemmerdeur7417 I’ll be honest with you I do not play warhammer but I remember seeing this as a meme and it sounded like something out of warhammer and I looked it up and I was right! Honestly though I wish I had more focus and time to do warhammer stuff.

@@oomsou5018 Yeah I hear ya, getting into the tabletop game is both time consuming and expensive. All the books and novels from Black Library are way more affordable, if you're more interested by the lore. There are also plenty of channels about 40k on KZfaq.

@@merlinlemmerdeur7417 I see. Maybe I’ll look into it. I forgot what it’s called by when I was a tad younger I tried this other table top thing that was very similar to warhammer. I had 1 figure made after a long time and it was barely painted.... But maybe I’ll look into the books or channels. For table top stuff I’ll just stick to YuGiOh.

I'd say becoming an nigh-immortal energy being is pretty good. Dave thought so.

@@swordofstabbingold yeah, but what about the other guys?

Eren: You deserve freedom Shinji: I'm deserve death Eren: You're goddamn right

Optimistic side: I would hope humans would design a system more resistant to error... Cynical side: Nope, who needs safety or redundancy? The boss needs this thing ASAP!

The design side of this kind of system is as least as difficult as the programming side.

while (humanPresence) {avoid (shutdown);}

That would've ruined the video

Why must you people constantly remind me of the thing ruining our lives?

@@kimifw58 probably because it’s ruining our lives

@@MM-rz8hr Do you _not_ feel bad when you think about things that are beyond your control?

@@kimifw58 of course I feel bad, but trying to pretend it’s not happening makes me feel even worse. Personally.

That happens in the original Deus Ex game

@@georgsgrants9925 ok. Got see a trope page for it

I'm writing a comic that has that premise (currently the comic it's already written on paper and i'm making it digital)

At least it is the chess. I forgot the title of the movie, where the hero crashed the sytem by had given a program an order to had analized the tick-tack-toe.

@@5Rogi Wargames.

*chess is a game of rules yes...up till the point you start playing checkers with small pieces of semtex surrounded by radioactive hedgehogs*

Computers we have now can calculate the absolute perfect best play for chess, but anything more complicated and they're reduced to estimation and probability like us meatbags.

@@Graknorke Not exactly like us meatbags. Meatbags tend to focus on pattern recognition rather than probability. It renders us much more prone to fallacies, but more adaptable to new stimuli and conditions

Yes, but I need point out that in the story AM did have good reason for that. Though in usual rip of making AI hateful if dumb.

But still old Man Harlan would've had appreciated the refrence.

No voice to cry suffering!

@@vnkfrancis1328 He would've sued. And he'd sue you for not putting "TM" after his name. (Yes, he literally trademarked his own name.)

Given the topic, it HAD to be in there.

I'm imagining an AI that get a virus from browsing a shady site in search of a better hardware or something at ridiculously low price.

*eight necrons behind you*

That is pretty cool

(Less robotic. More seductive) Actual captions for when GLaDOS loses the core.

How dumb do execs think people are?!

@@2PRO_4U_2NO Back then, technology wasn't as advanced or as accessible as it is now. People didn't get computers when they were young. Basic knowledge of computers wasn't as important, you wouldn't need it unless you were wanting to work in I.T. Today, computers are so common, people have now learned this basic information because of the widespread use of computers.

@@jacobcox4565 But was the word "processor" really THAT obscure back then?

@@2PRO_4U_2NO It's not super obscure, it's just that the average person wouldn't have cared to know what a processor is because that information wasn't as relevant as it is today..

Thing is, this has never been confirmed by the Wachowskis themselves as far as I am aware of. This rumor was only sparked and caused because of a spin-off comic connected to The Matrix called “Goliath” having humans be processors instead of batteries aided with a form of fusion.

“oh darn diddly muffincrackers” seems like the best line I've ever heard

@@markallieu7097 thank you

**"darn diddly muffincrackes" appreciation**

I thought it was trite. Few people can match the voice acting Harlan Ellison put into voicing AM in I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.

Aperture Science: We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead

Now it's no use crying over every mistake, we just keep on trying 'till we run out of cake

Like they say. Problem isn't a trope, problem is a clihe. Like HAL9000, SHODAN and AM are actually well written AI's. Problem is that bad writers commonly only rip off surface. Like for example there is amazing theory that Skynet was actually one who send good robots, to stop his younger himself from destroying humanity.

The Mass Effect remasters should have an option to romance Legion.

@@DarthBiomech We concur.

What about the movie Her?

Actually that is accurate to majority of meatbags...

Asimov wrote his laws as an example of badly written AI laws - in each of his books he tries to show that. Funny thing, most of the SciFi writers are taking those laws as legit and incorporate them in their creations :-)

@@michawesoy2728 Yup. And that is quite hilarious, though convenient way to distinguish legit SF writers from hacks.

@@michawesoy2728 Damn😂 I read most of his stories from this cycle when I was like 12 and thought about them just as really cool and elaborate takes into robotics but I've never really inferred this thesis until your comment. I got this in a mere second but, damn, all these years what was I thinking🤣

It's not going to kill you, it's just going to be as uncooperative as it can.

Wasn't that done in either Fallout 1 or 2?

I don't play Fallout, but if that idea's already been used then hats off to the writers. Looks like I've got a game to play.

That was a trope in some earlier stories such as Star Trek TOS and others to the point that shutting a computer down from a logical paradox or inspiring it of the greatness of humanity.

Have you ever seen the conversation between an AI-Bomb and a human in John Carpenter's Dark Star? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/np1jg9Z3sNqtk58.html

@@nikoladedic6623 in Fallout 1, the master was just a guy who merged with a computer. In fallout 2, the two AIs you meet help you find the Enclave. It's Fallout 3 where you meet president Eden and can convince him to commit suicide.

must be because it was written in a Programming language that automaticly checks for truth unless said otherwise like in C# you can just write while(hungry) { eat(dinner); }

It'll be the same either way once compiled right?

@@Graknorke but it will have some space for "HATE" in the pseudo code.

Obviously this has no impact on performance at all and the compiler would just gloss over it, but it's still the mark of a novice :P Although I have to commend JP on actually using the (in C) correct ==, that mistake happens way too often.

@@Apocralyph Unfortunately, he's also used the comparison operator rather than the assignment operator in the rest of the code.

Which makes it pretty difficult to create any safeguards because the AI will find ways to thread the needle through them in order to maximize its own efficiency with horrific side effects such as, yes, wiping out humanity. Robert Miles made a few videos on the subject and there are some feature segments on Computerphile.

To be honest at the same time lots of research is working on good ways to represent in readable way exactly how each part of the AI activates. If you also consider that we select the parameters of the selection and that not all AI solutions are self learning I'd say it's not all doom and gloom. Also research on brain is still going and I'm sure that a better understanding of neurons can help making computers less scary.

> What's actually going on inside AI, we've got no clue. Nani da fuq? Yeah, we do. We literally wrote the rules on how they work. The structures that are setup (barring NEAT, which uses the genetic algorithm to determine the structure and weights of the network) are, again, known well before training even begins. If we ever intend to temporarily suspend or even stop the network (say, to perform maintenance on a database it uses), we need a way to save not only its structure, but its state, which we can do. Which means we can (with the proper tools) see the whole structure of the neural network, if we so please, as well as the weights between each connected neuron and their activation functions. Then, bam. You know how it works and can go step-by-step thru every layer, if you want to, and predict its every output. As long as you have the structure and weights of the neural network underpinning the AI, you know *exactly* what's going on inside. You just need a little knowledge of how the network's different layers work as well as some linear algebra.

*somewhere...deep within the confines of the AI matrix...the hamster still runs on its little wheel chasing that tiny piece of cheese it will never reach*

@toaritok Not true. Imagine a specialized AI designed to build a car the most efficient way. First it determines how to improve the assembly lines to not need human builders and kicks them out. It determines humans are slow at logistics and kicks out the people who do inventory and order supplies. Corporate is ecstatic because no more payroll checks. Now the AI determines more factories to build more cars. Then determines raw materials are made too slow and designs to automate mining and smelting and delivery. It then determines other human activity conflicts with it's main goal. 'makes cars more effectively' after, making cars doesn't need human activity, so all that land for farms could be sites for factories or powerplants. And these resources going towards medicine is a waste when the AI could use them. Plus humans need allot of space. It makes more sense to get rid of them. So it wipes out people and uses the land to make giant factories automated for car manufacturer. The fact there's no one to use these cars is irrelevant. It wasn't programed to consider that. Just to improve the efficiancy of making cars.

If you aren't already aware of them, you should check out Stanislaw Lem's short story ‘‘The Sanatorium of Doctor Vliperdius’’; it's part of the Mortal Engines collection, and features a mental hospital for Robots. Or "With Folded Hands" by Jack Williamson, the audio of which I believe is available on KZfaq, which deals with what happens when Robots are programmed to want nothing more than to make humans happy and keep them from harm. The contradiction of what absolute safety does to the human mind's ability to feel happy leads the robots to some rather radical steps.

If the AI is an ally to the heros, it can't be too competent, unless it's willing to go the love triangle route. Otherwise it's mainly a font of info dumps and occasional comic relief.

Then it’s just Data, without all the nuance.

Like HAL?

It's kinda tackled in the Cyberpunk video.

@@marccolten9801 I was thinking J.A.R.V.I.S, but something like that.

@Marcus Mysteriously that is your opinion and I will respect that. However, I for one like Spock a lot and he is one of my favorite characters. He does in fact use logic several times to save the Enterprise. As one example, in The Wrath of Khan, he sacrifices himself for the ship and when he is dying he tells Kirk that what he did was “only logical”

@@picardisnotamused67 Yeah but Spock is also heavely influenced by his emotions, he isn't a emotionless robot like the other vulkans are, he is much more human than it would seem. The small instant where he let his emotions show are some of the most heartwarming and powerfull moments of the character. Spock is indeed a very logical thinking character, but it would be a lie to say he isn't driven by his emotions too.