Ye...they are tans

THere are lots of lovely white South African girls, there are some real shots too. Pretty much like the rest of the world.

Jou poes is too friendly

@@erwin8335 :D:D

Jou gat man too friendly se moer ons is nice

You eat pig. (Edit: I've realized that some minor ambiguity may lead to my comment being considered rude. The comment has no meaning beyond to state that the best alternative to eating beef or cow is to eat pork. :)

I’m and actual Afrikaner and I agree with this sentiment 100%!😂😂😂

Bro straight savage

Scientists still have not provided a believable answer to this fundamental question by today. I take the cow!

That was so funny.

Those ladies are truly wonderful

​@@caesarss9018awful yet wonderful 😂

@@rainbowlady1532 I don't know about you but they are my ideal girls

​@@caesarss9018British way of doi'n things...

Most south african answer I have ever heard.

They're gonna need a bigger bottle.

Valium , mmm, yummy.

😁💯

Can I have some?

Hey, that's what mum used to say ! 😅🤣😂

Lol

I don’t even get what’s so funny about it #britishcomeflywithmeisthebest

Sarah won season 12 of Taskmaster! I’ve seen this sketch so many times & I never recognized her.

I knew i recognised her! That oddly delicate way she pronounces things. It's Liz from Darkplace!

They must have overheard some flight attendants to inspire this. It's too dead on.

I have worked in "the entertainment industry" most of my adult life. As a roadie I've had a few adventures and had some quite wild nights out.... However. I went out one night with a bunch of cabin crew (from a well know airline which I will not name here) ......and to be honest it was somewhere between a rugby club night out and fucking hammer of the gods! Those girls knew how to party!

Australian sign language. When the ladies stand in isle and point "your exits are here" then point down the isle and say "and here". If you were deaf youd see the lady saying "fuck you; fuck the lot of ya". Hilarious right! I got more funies too

Tell us a good story im listening??

@@nathangrueber9834 what do you mean? the pointing of the exists is the same as fuck you in sign language?

@@nathangrueber9834 lmao really

You are a star and will go far. Have you ever seen the Fast Show?

This is horse manure & offensive, you real dutchman... Also the Khoisan helped invent Afrikaans you silly Boer!

The script is like pizza with every topping on it. Mmm.

@@OmenAkumaru20223 I don’t see how that’s relevant lol

@@OmenAkumaru20223 and get your historical and cultural facts right before you blow your bomb here stupid

Why did I read that in a heavy Afrikaans accent

No , you are not.

@@neanicu86 how would you know?

@@tinusblaauw4092 I'm God.

@@neanicu86 No, you are not.

That lesbian!

Yorkshire Airlines kzfaq.info/get/bejne/mrploNKB15iacWQ.html

Thanks!!

I've just seen this for the first time, if this was broadcast in 2008 then it seems that Arabella Weir's 'Perfume Sample Lady' in The Fast Show was heavily influenced by it (stolen even)

Thank you. This should be in the description of this vid. Comments section doing the hard lifting.

Thank you. I'm South African and immediately knew that this is definitely not South African. I have no idea how some other people in the comments aren't picking that up. o_O Although the sense of humor is about the same - must be the English influence I suppose :D

if you don't eat your meat you can't have any pudding!!!!

To be honest, if you're going to have a moral objection to eating all meat, but you don't mind cows stuck in prison, eternally pregnant, hopped up on antibiotics, and getting their blistered udders sucked by vacuums, you don't have much of a point.

A lot of chocolate mousse actually contains gelatine anyway.

Mushy Pork IF YOU DONT EAT YOUR MEAT, HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY PUDDING?

So you're a brown Moose?

No fish? I wondered how they would've reacted if I asked for Plomeek Soup?

@@virginiaconnor8350 what's that, is what I'd say.

Beef is Braai Cow is not Braai. 🇿🇦🍻👍😎

I mean, onecoukd asteak wheres the other onw is a different form,

What show is this

I second this request

@@BSin8413 as mentioned above, it's from a short lived British comedy sketch show called 'Beehive' from 2008.

@@bobcricket4873 Thank you!

Beef and Cow are the same thing...

+Mushy11 tarbas No shit Sherlock

same here , but it's funny because it's kind of how South African airlines are , albeit exaggerated , but just a bit .

What...?

What?

* ✋🏻. 🤔. ♿️🧒🏻.

What can you relate to?, being rude XD

Me too..lol I actually tried beef or cow

@@forjimmykimmel9269 I believe the two different worlds btwn Crew and guests. One does not need to be rude but find fun at work

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💜

the stewardesses are the writers.

Ja man rofl. I were living in South Africa as a kid. Im a UK lad. Africaaners are just like that. Daas nie bie lekker roineck je is a sout peil. At least I'm not an inbred rofl. wasnt directed at you it were

I apologize if I am mistaken, but you sound like the typical trumpist racist, very common vermin in the US.

@@raphaelklaussen1951 I have never voted for Trump, and I have seen obnoxious behavior on flights or even in waiting areas from people of all descriptions, although they often have excessive alcohol consumption in common.

@@ViolettaD1485 Sorry for misconstruing your comment's intent. Flights and airports don't give you an unbiased sample of people to judge their behavior. The reason is trumptards, being uneducated and working-class, are less likely to fly than middle class people. If you go to a place infested with trumptards you will notice their violence is not related to alcohol consumption but to their racism and stupidity. It surprises people to discover that trumptards don't consume much alcohol - their favorite drink is American beer, very low in alcohol and urine-tasking (Coors is their favorite thanks to the Coors company past sympathies with racism.)

@@raphaelklaussen1951 u have issues lol

@@PAC-MANN I smell a trumpturd.

@Barry Junior please stop your leftist bullshit mate

@Barry Junior Seriously, just shut the F up. Nobody wants to hear your PC prattle about who’s legitimately South African. Hint, the boers farmers pre-date virtually all blacks in South Africa.

@Barry Junior look monkey boy, keep running as fast as you want and screaming ooga booga, you’re no match for my riffle.

@Barry Junior Oh shut up

@Barry Junior dawg doin wayyyy to much

Who is 'Vegatarian Lady'? I recognise her (from other acting parts).

Pip Nice job typing what you listened to an instant ago!

"We don't need no education!..." :D

Anonymous douche bag

This is not so far from the truth. When I was a child on a long-haul flight, not only was the vegetarian meal disgusting and had to be pre-ordered during booking. We used to get really dry fruit cake or just a piece of fruit instead of the chocolate mousse or chocolate cake the other customers would get. As a child that was torture. They never used to have any extra desserts to swap either. So we just ate the sour grapes and wished we had packed more snacks.

Yep gotta love Jodine and Myla, more of these 2 please :)

Christ 🙄🙄🙄🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@@SV33381 what’s wrong?

Are you…. Me?

Well, I have watched it probably a hundred times, it is always funnier.

Tell a South African that apartheid means "apart hate" and watch the charm pour out of them.

@@censorbleep3018 No it doesn't, unless fatherhood mean "dad hate"

I knew a South African who used to say, "I am a complete vegan. I only eat things that eat vegetables."

@@digdougedy Ah yes. South African humor. Ha. Ha.

As a South African, I can confirm that we love poking fun at ourselves. There are so many different cultures here and humor is the best way to bring people together.

To be fair, a vegetarian chocolate moose is a bit ridiculous.

Hippie!

Biltong

Is there a non kosher vegetarian food.

Noone cares what you find funny

As a kosher and highly-carnivorous Jew, I was quite flattered ☺

NonsensicalVids. stud horse beef ahhh ...

Afrikaans girls don't exist... anywhere

@@clavichord Huh?

@@saintadolf5639 It's Afrikaner, not Afrikaans

@@clavichord Ohhh, gotcha. Thanks.

@@clavichord in dutch we say afrikaans, een afrikaanse

This is rubbish, South African humour must be shit!!

are south africans known for being rude? I'd love to hear your take on it.

It's true! It's like they invented an accent that swaps countries so often, it's a metaphor for the white South African identity crisis! It's phonetic genius. I am in utter awe at their effortless execution. Truly effortless.

What identity crisis are u referring to? If I have one (being a white Safer) then so do the rest of the worlds Caucasian race. This video is an act.....omg I'm not even gonna bother to comment further.....I'd be wasting my timr

Beef or Cow?

Ikr! 🤣😂🥹

That's just being a dumbo saying what too many times

I come back to this regularly too!

But you might not want to be rescued by Air Afrkaans

puterossputeross Bowelly this show stopped after one series I think which is a shame since I wanted more air afrikaan

Ropsana Khanom word, thanks Ropsana, wish there was more !

n i k a f i t z g e r a l d 😂😂😂

You forgot the follow up hand gestures and "This means you Fatty!" Ha, ha, ha! Nice to see no political correctness!

What the fuck is a "comedienne"?

@@mushypork1272 A comedienne is the female equivalent of comedian. Though I'm guessing you already know that...

Honestly my experiences with Ryanair have been really nice. They don't dote, but always polite and helpful.

That's because you're not a vegetarian

I have to confess that I find Food Faddists and non drinkers, faintly irritating.

George Mirchev not everyone wants to be treated like a slave, some people respect themselves.

You're just talking out of your ass. The only interaction you get with Ryanair is the flight safety drill and being offered food and drinks. Nothing wrong with that.

Hey, don't laugh, I had a buddy who caught it from a dirty toilet seat...

"dutch slang"

Mate mate mate. 1) It’s not Dutch Slang. It’s Dutch derived but it’s a language by itself. 2) Pronouncing words differently is the very definition of an accent. I really don’t get it when Americans say “xyz had an accent”. Everyone has an accent in comparison to someone else. Honestly, we all know there’s one (and only one) country where a domestic sports championships is called a “World Series” and that level of ignorance is something to not brag about

Well then, forgive me for being too American, lol. I'll agree with you on Baseball....The only other countries that have leagues are in Japan, South Korea, etc. We notice people's accent's here because we have so many regional ones- like in the UK. @@raymasraymas

Valium

@@chewee2k Would have helped that bash.

This is modern pap.

You must be white

I don't believe you

Thanks much!

And they remember you being an entitled asshole😂😂

This person did realize their dream. Unfortunately, they were stewarding the Malaysia Airlines flight 370 that went missing.

Guilty pleasure.

From the short lived British 2008 TV sketch show 'Beehive', available on DVD (depending on where you live).

Thanks, that explains why their accents were all over the place

@@pierreblignaut5859 I am not from South Africa, have hardly met anyone from there and don't really know much about these things and I can confirm these accents are spot on, consistent and hilarious.

@@theblueacorn That's a really weird statement. If you're not South African, and have met very few South Africans, how can you say the accents are spot on? I am South African, so while I agree with you that the skit is funny, the accents are not spot on.

@@pierreblignaut5859 I don't really mind that you think this.

Unfortunately to the rest of the English speaking world this is what you sound like. Humbling isn’t it.

Yeah. But it's a fake accent. Afrikaners speaking English never sounds like this. They were probably Aussies doing what they imagined was Afrikaans accents.

@@danguee1 they're all British actresses

we only have beef

Cake or death?

I'm a vegetarian...

Georgie Roberts Wot?

it's a quote from the sketch;) x

but if we are real for a minute it's vegetarians and vegans who think like that... ;) (I once didn't eat any plants under any form for 18 months, no health issues at all...)

@@happystoat99 girl that is not. okay....

@@user6122 first it's guy and what is not ok?

​@@happystoat99 if you continued, you would become unwell. Healthy people eat both plants and animals, plants in a higher proportion.

@@Ri57490 Our ancestors in Europe ate only meat for hundreds of thousands of years... There are no essential nutrients you get from plants that you can't get from meat.

ummm... United personnel just beat and dragged a doctor off a plane a couple of months ago for refusing to give up his seat to a UA staff person. Broken teeth, bloody nose, cuts and bruises and the guy was 69 years old!

gtimny the not so funny yet funny thing is united airlines slogan is"The Friendly Skies" but I'm sure thats not what the doctor was thinking at that moment ...

Sean Rosich Ive traveled with a lot of differente companies - but ive never met a nice south african!

Danielo I have, they are extremely nice people maybe just your experience with South African's is not a good one i have some close friends who are South African i guess its the same with many races and cultures there is good and bad :)

Sean Rosich i

It's true lol

thats awesome

Legend!

because the UZI was made specifically for women

Yes, much lighter than an AK.

Probably in support of the apartheid too.

yes they are very very "wise"

Robyn Smith ijo

Blonde yes for sure

Yes, extraordinary wise.... Sage-like one might say.....

As my grandmother says, they are "wise asses"

Thanks, never heard of beehive before but will check it out. Love this video!