Alan Harper and His Dating Bonanza

Alan Harper and His Dating Bonanza | Two and a Half Men

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“You don't sleep with your son's friend's mother.”
Season 8 Episode 1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
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@tyreebest1234 25 күн бұрын

"You don't sleep with your son's friend's mother." "No no. You marry his pediatrician." 💀💀💀

@summertime6785 25 күн бұрын

An epic comeback from Alan Harper!

@NiVi192 25 күн бұрын

Yes, that was a dope punchline!

@MG-ok2bn 25 күн бұрын

As Kelso from that 70s show would say BURN!!!!!

@MG-ok2bn 25 күн бұрын

Also Sheldon from big bang theory would say would you like some aloe Vera you just got burned

@ntwenhlenjapha8116 25 күн бұрын

He's got you there sweetie 😂

@Whoeverwhateverwhenever 25 күн бұрын

Herb is awesome 😂❤

@felixmanuelramirez705 25 күн бұрын

The friend everybody needs 😆

@monicamorilla2851 25 күн бұрын

I totally agree. We all need a friend like herb..😊

@henrythompson5224 19 күн бұрын

A great addition to the show 😅

@Rj-ij6ko 25 күн бұрын

0:22 i love how even Charlie is impressed after Alan said that😂

@anthonyvasquezactor 25 күн бұрын

00:24 One of those rare moments where Alan has a brass pair.

@tyreebest1234 24 күн бұрын

"How could you do that?" "Yeah. How? Don't leave anything out!" 😂

@NiVi192 25 күн бұрын

Herb giving Charlie a tv recommendation about Lindsay's porn movie though... 😂😂 I always liked how Herb, Charlie and Alan got along! ^^

@No-Lie-I-Want-To-Die 25 күн бұрын

And Alan and Larry. The guys are cool. It's the women that are problematic.

@fortynights1513 23 күн бұрын

Alan and Walden presumably watch said movie in a later season

@NiVi192 23 күн бұрын

@@fortynights1513 Yes I know. They watch it early on in season 9.

@FiNaLyyyy 25 күн бұрын

-"And You Don't Have To See The Guy's Junk" ="What's Wrong With You?" -"You Don't Like To See That Stuff Either." 😁😁

@gradel888 25 күн бұрын

0:25 Alan maybe cheap but when it comes to Judith, he holds back no punches

@Kevin-lf4xx 25 күн бұрын

Herb is a legend .

@ashleybrown5382 25 күн бұрын

Indeed!

@clarkkent8286 25 күн бұрын

Judith has no business interfering with Alan's Love life

@georgebrice8329 25 күн бұрын

Judith is a baby momma Terrorist but unfortunately Alan trade one toxic relationship for another he should pump n dump lyndsey

@dsm9785 25 күн бұрын

Herb: My man! ✋

@KingHezekiahTaylor 25 күн бұрын

Judith is actually beautiful. You don't see people say that often because she's a mean ex-wife to Alan.

@redips 25 күн бұрын

she got killer legs, sexy body, nice chest and those lips too.

@Docta123 25 күн бұрын

Well hell yeah you don't see people say that. Even amber heard was beautiful, what do people think about her now

@user-pt2ln7fe3e 24 күн бұрын

Rose too. But crazy af.

@didlard2324 22 күн бұрын

Judith is a publicity against wadding

@patrickdornoff2735 21 күн бұрын

Theres always a catch of some kind for women that attractive that they are cuckoo and the like

@michaelhuynh4953 25 күн бұрын

And Charlie is just on the side drinking & watching the show.

@elvergazo2131 25 күн бұрын

Herb is so freaking funny

@whoisyouranime 25 күн бұрын

0:05 We all need a Herb in our lives. My man. 🙏

@dw69376 2 күн бұрын

Perfect clapback from Alan!😂😂😂 I bet Jon Cryer enjoyed that line!

@ntwenhlenjapha8116 25 күн бұрын

Have a nice shower 😂

@henrythompson5224 19 күн бұрын

🚿😂😂😂😂

@cliffordjordan3790 22 күн бұрын

Alan Scores 😅😅

@MychelHenson 25 күн бұрын

1:33 …how did Lindsay not see what was on the screen?

@MG-ok2bn 25 күн бұрын

Good question

@OneEyedJack01 25 күн бұрын

Oh, I don't know. Maybe because it's a sitcom and not real life? Just a thought.

@FantometteBR 25 күн бұрын

oh what a snap Alan

@elgar6743 7 күн бұрын

Herb is HILARIOUS !!

@amycrawford4286 23 күн бұрын

Love love love Herb

@BuriedAlien-TRN242 25 күн бұрын

Why didn't Lindsay see herself on the tv ?

@tylersmith9465 11 күн бұрын

Awesome 👏

@Lokiproooo 25 күн бұрын

Mi serie favorita 😂😂😂😂

@jerroldkazynski5480 25 күн бұрын

Visit for the jokes, stay for the babes!

@tylersmith9465 24 күн бұрын

Funny 😄

@haiderMJ 22 күн бұрын

Alan is amazing

@WayneHoxit 25 күн бұрын

Was Judith rude or uptight ❤

@henrythompson5224 19 күн бұрын

Both, but still good to look at🙂

@user-sd5xe5dz2t 25 күн бұрын

😅😅😅

@frankellyssoto166 11 күн бұрын

But Nice Try, You don't sleep with your son's best friend's mother.

@GTS-dh9wj 25 күн бұрын

I am a tech entrepreneur IT manager yeh ye ye

@gregoryrook-green453 25 күн бұрын

That’s a cool haircut on Charlie

@userbasba 25 күн бұрын

Typical lines You don't like to see that stuff either Get that thing away from me and many more I could write them here, but Google staff would get angry with me.