Realizing that Mia Goth was acting as both Maxine and Pearl, the old woman, was a TOTAL trip for me.

“i will not accept a life i do not deserve” is our new daily manifestation

“This is all your fault, I hate you” and she ran out of the house only to get shot, I’m sorry but I was CACKLING!!!!

If you notice (hard to miss) all the girls break the slasher rules, yet they have the “final girl” vibe to them. Really does make it unpredictable as to who survives.

“everybody gotta die because you can’t dick her down.” should’ve been the tagline for the movie 😭 always look forward to your reactions they’re so funny. also jenna ortega in horror is something that we need more of she’s been killing it lately.

The fact that every young character in the film was trying to be decent, polite, and helpful whenever an elderly person seemed in distress makes what the Olds then DO to them even worse! RJ was kind and gentle to the demented granny, even after being fondled, just offering to find her husband and he gets macerated! Kid Cudi's character offers military solidarity to the old man and goes out to help him find his wife with all honor, to be maligned and shot! And of course ALL the girls are horribly mistreated, soul-sickened, and destroyed, only traumatized Maxine making it out. Maxine's dealt with horrible religious folk before. This movie is amazing.

I love how Maxine was the anti typical final girl. Sex and drugs, lol.

I hope Mia Goth is recognized for her AMAZING performances. Horror filmmakers and horror actors are so unappreciated in Hollywood…its sad. Mia Goth for X, Florence Pugh for Midsommar, Toni Collette for Hereditary, and Lupita Nyongo for Us all deserve Oscar nominations for their work.

Jenna Ortega’s rise as a Scream Queen has been phenomenal. Playing a fairly wide variety of roles in horror, too.

Mia Goth was so amazing in this movie, she deserved to be the final IT girl and i can’t wait to see her in the sequel

I died when she said "Jennifer Tara Ortega!" such a fun reaction.

maxine doing coke in high stress situations is so real lmfaoo. i don’t have a coke addiction but i can easily imagine myself bringing out the bong whenever she brought out her coke 💀💀💀

Mia Goth ATE this movie, but the whole thing is so great!!! It also just shows how much mileage a horror movie can get by making the audience actually CARE about the characters before it starts killing them.

My biggest pet peeve in this movie is the lack of communication, if a friend goes missing then you tell everyone there so everyone is at least aware of the situation, then the old witch going missing at the same time, I would be having questions is all I’m saying 🤣

I love that the old lady had the nerve to ask for help after all her murders 😂 Did she think Max would forgive everything and get her an ambulance?

As a dancer myself, the: “And now, she’s doing lyrical over your dead body.” made me laugh too hard! 😂😂

“Get that tooth out of my face” 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I seriously did a spit take

I can't wait for the prequel with Mia Goth as a young Pearl! She was so fantastic in this, I had no idea she was playing Maxine and Pearl when I first saw the film. Knowing that Mia plays both characters definitely gives an interesting perspective as to why Pearl thought that Maxine was so different and special.

“Why does this bag of bones look so angry?”😂😂😂😂 This reaction almost killed me. I have tears in my eyes💀

“YOU FRAIL OLE B*ITCH!!” I died 😭😭😭

I straight up died at 31:22 with the look on Alanda's face just killed me. "She is moaning like a banshee from hell and his pockmarked ass is just thrusting into her." Oh Lawd LOL.

“Is that the sound of your hair?” “…it’s so crunchy” 13:55 hilarious

“Just a little hay to cover him up” hahahaha. That voice!

Gurllll this movie is definitely an experience in theaters especially when the old ppl were having their fun times 💀 the sounds were so loud and I was there with my friends being absolutely disgusted 💀 I absolutely loved this film and it’s my favorite horror movie of the year.

Calling Brittany Snow 'Von Tussle' got me every time. Haha.

You are such a light in this world. Your commentary never fails to make me LMAO and I so look forward to each Sunday to see your next video. Can’t wait for you to get back to Michael Myers and the Halloween franchise. I know you’re diversifying content for all viewers though, so take your time! Keep being you, unapologetically!

Your facial expressions when the old lady is killing the camera man is giving me everything I need in life right now. Haha.

“knock kneed and haunted, i wouldn’t fuck with her” lmfaooo i love you girl you’re hilarious

I love this movie so damn much! I am BEGGING YOU GIRL, PLEASE MAKE A PATREON SO WE CAN WATCH THE FULL LENGTH REACTIONS WITH YOU! Please?

really loved how they made u think Lorriane (Jenna Ortega) would be the final girl and it ends up being Maxine(Mia Goth) great plot twist ... for those of you who loved this Movie there is a prequel coming out later this year that was filmed right after X Called Pearl ... it gives more of a backstory of the old couple and some of the cast will return as new characters

"Is this Thai Chi? What are you doing?" Alanda should be a stand-up comedian. She is hilarious and amazing!

The sound that came out of my mouth when I saw you had reacted to X was as horrific as those elderly going at it, but boy, was I thrilled! 🤣 I still can't process that the disturbing old woman is played by the same person that plays Maxine, even though I clocked the resemblance in the old photographs. This movie is everything, it really was only missing your spot-on commentary. The masterpiece is now complete!

“Jenifer Tara Ortega” had me crying 😂😂😂

I definitely recommend "You're next" with everyone else. I know how you live for a final girl who's fights to survive and that movie breaths nothing but final girl energy. 🔟🔟🔟 Another film which I recommend is the Suspiria remake which also has Mia Goth. It's visually stunning.

“I’m sorry for your struggles BYE GIRL” 😂

"this old bitch has got to go" just made me laugh so much i scared my cat! 😹 this was sooo good though. my favorite movie i've seen in 2022 so far!

Believe it or not, the lead, Mia Goth played Maxine and she played Pearl, the old lady. For the most part it's convincing make-up, it shows a little in the third act in her face they're the same face

Idk if anyone cares but-... I love how sometimes these characters mirror/ imitate each other. They basically say the exact same thing another character says either to them or someone else but when they repeat it, the intent or context is different. For example, the first case we see this is with Lorraine and Bobby Lyne. Bobby lyne asks Lorraine if she helps her boyfriend with his films and she answers “sometimes”. Lorraine then asks Bobby if Jackson is her boyfriend and Bobby answers as well “sometimes 😎”. We see this mirroring a few times in the film. One of my favorites is the last, where Maxine says the words of her father “I will not accept a life I do not deserve”. Her father was a priest, and when he said those words he was talking about not a accepting a life of sin which is ironic since his daughter is the exact opposite of what he is preaching about. When Maxine uses that phrase she either talks about not accepting a life where she isn’t famous or an actress, or not accepting a life where she is controlled by conservative rules. This mirroring contrasts each one of the characters. Used to highlight either the hypocrisy, or to make fun of the person who said it first.

"What's the range of her powers?" about the old lady had me weak 🤣

Your reaction, was my reaction in the theater and I went alone. A group was behind me, and all of us just bonded! X is legit THAT horror movie. Miss Snow was my favorite character. But Mia is STUNNING.

"she's doing lyrical over your dead body" i'm crying laughing hahahha. subscribed!

A24 is such a great studio. Most of their movies look absolutely beautiful and are uniquely stylized. I'm not a big horror fan but this movie is amazing.

I didn’t realize until someone pointed it out, but all of the characters died (or in Jenna’s case, got trapped and then injured) trying to help someone else.

Besides the fact that seeing your videos weekly is my highest serotonine kicker but damn girl... This week, you gave us LOOKS. Thank you queen

You have to watch director Ti West’s “The House of the Devil.” One of my favorite horror films. He’s a master at portraying that period of time and building eerie tension.

Not us saying "the back of your head is RIDICULOUS" in unison. xD Great reference!! I literally go out of my way to watch movies you've covered just so I can watch your reaction!

This is actually a brilliant film. Flawless, pure horror.

I JUST SCREAMED SEEING THIS IN MY NOTIFICATION BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN WAITINGGGG

“Knock knee’d and haunted, I wouldn’t fuck with her” had me in stitches!!! You are HILARIOUS

Yesss gurl. As always, your hair is lookin fabulous 👌, you are makin my day that much more brighter.

Alanda gurrrrrrrl! You ALWAYS deliver! 👏🏾👏🏾 This movie is one of the best horrors of the year!

In the beginning the obvious jealousy was giving me "skeleton key" vibes but this movie proved to be its own thing quite nice. You should watch skeleton key even though it's not so violent, and anyone who knows the comparison to the more recent movie kinda like it don't say anything cuz it's nothing but spoilers if you compare them.

YESSSSSS! I watched this the other day and loved it, and throughout I just kept thinking 'wait until Alanda sees this...' 😂 so glad you enjoyed it so much too! ❤

As always, thank you for all laughs! Made my morning! 🌻❤️

The way I squealed when I saw you were watching this one. This movie was surprisingly really well made and the acting was damn good. As always, I LOVE having your videos to perk up my Sunday mornings/evenings. You look GORGEOUS, as per usual. Can't wait for next week.

Glad you liked this one Alanda! I’m sure you’re as surprised as me to hear they’ve already wrapped shooting on a prequel to X to explore the old lady Pearl’s backstory, and they’re planning on making a sequel to X as well! And I’m pumped for the You’re Next reaction, one of my fav horror movies personally.

Great reaction, but I have to say if my girlfriend wanted me to film her sleeping with somebody else, I probably be out of there too lol. You want that life, it’s yours. But I don’t come with it 😂

I love how in the beginning you were “what could be so bad in the basement after seeing all these dead bodies?” And then we get to the basement scene are you start to gag 🤣

you’re so beautiful and have wonderful energy. your videos and commentary always cheer me up ❤ x is one of my favorite films this year for sure, outstanding cast and a story told with great skill and unique visual & sound elements. even though it obviously builds on and references so many genre greats, it still managed to surprise & delight me.

I just rewatched your reaction, so this is belated, but I have never had a cinema experience like the first time I watched X my face was literally this emoji the whole time 🥹 I ended up watching it five times in the cinema, lmao. It took me right back to being fourteen working my way through blockbusters horror section. Watching all the classics for the first time. This movie is iconic, and I loved the energy of your reaction 💀

This film was such a great surprise! I love how the characters are actually likeable and not just cannon fodder. Except for the director boyfriend.

"The back of your head.. Its ridiculous!" This is the quality commentary i signed up for when i subscribed 😂 so glad you decided to react to this movie. When my holy trinity (you, ZZavid, Chuuzus) makes moves, IM HERE FOR IT!!

This has been one of my favorite movies of the year easily! Saw it opening weekend and immediately preordered the blu ray. Ti really did something special with this one. Though he didn’t actually direct You’re Next (he has a small role in it) it’s still a remarkable film. His other works include House of the Devil and The Innkeepers both of which I HIGHLY recommend as well. HotD is really what put him on the map as a filmmaker.

Best horror film of 2022 for me! It was wild to see X in a theater with a reactive, enthusiastic crowd! Your reactions were amazing as always!

This was a bit too nasty for my liking but it was scary!!! I do feel like the ending was a bit anti-climatic tho, I wish we got a more drawn-out final scene

a24 stay making some intriguing sh*t because out of the handful of productions i've seen, i can't help but want to watch them again & again 🤷🏾‍♀️anyway loved this reaction as i always do and can't wait to see what's next✌🏾🤍

Oh man I feel the creators made this for your exact reactions! The friggin moments of horror, gag-inducing creepshow, and hilarity! I loved the “Final Girl” performing vehicular homicide and then doing a line of coke at the end. 😂

Alanda: "You're really asking a lot from us".....LMAO.....you are hysterical in your videos!!! Luv it!!!

"How am I going to put any of this on KZfaq?!" I had the same thought when I did my reaction for The Sadness. Hit that blur filter and mute button, comrade!

Ya know... being from a rural area, it's always funny watching movies like this because I'm always just like: Ya know it's not ACTUALLY that bad in the countryside, right? People usually just keep to themselves because they moved that far into the wilds to get away from people. 😜 On that note, "Tucker and Dale vs. Evil" might be a good recommendation. 😉

Aaaah I need more of jenna ortega in horror movies , she's just amazing and I love your reaction sm so funny

Jenna Ortega is really a Scream Queen! That scream in the basement when she finds the body…👌.

I watched the movie last night for the first time and watched your reaction at the same time. Of course I had to pause all the time but it was like watching it together and I had a blast 😂😂😂 love you!

Oh my goodness... your commentary in this one is crazy! I am crying laughing omg hahaha thank you for this laugh!!

Saw this the day it came out, I LOVED it! All the actors did amazing. Loved your reaction! Watched it right before heading to work and it put me in a great mood! Thank you Queen 🖤

Waking up to a new video is the BEST way to start my Sunday ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

This video's description is absolutely delightful. "Time definitely made them BOLDER!", referencing the impromptu "Landslide" performance halfway into the film. Great choice of words!

"Maam, PLEASE! It's not your age, it's your strangeness!" 😂 Imma start using that to gently reject Grindr hookups 😅🤣

This may be one of your favorite suggestions, but this is one of my favorite reactions that you’ve done! 😂 So. Many. Gems 💎 and the sound bites. Chef’s kiss. Anxiously awaiting your reaction to “Bride of Chucky”

YOU 👏🏻 HAVE 👏🏻 TO 👏🏻 WATCH 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 STRANGERS!! This was one of my favorite reviews you've done. I know you like your camp and laughs...we all like watching you crack up...but give The Strangers a try. It's a more straight-laced horror. 🙏🏻

This movie is definitely a fresh of breath air, and such a throwback. We need more like these!

I was SOOOO excited for this to come out. I bought it on Prime as soon as it was available. It took me about 3 weeks to sit down to watch it and I got to the first kill scene and didn't finish it. Not that it was bad. I think I'm in a depression or something. I heard a podcast that spoiled the ended anyway. But, Alanda with the good hair will fill me in on the rest

Hey Alanda Parker! This was one of the more intense flicks you reacted to and I’m here for it. Thanks for your patent entertaining take ❤ You’re my favorite reviewer!

"you look real pretty, good luck on your scene! 😀" AJDJHCJDJSKDN

I saw the notification and the movie and I out loud said.."oh no 💀,it's going down" There's so much to this movie with the message and the actors did great in this. They actually have a sequel for pearls story(the old lady) and what happened to her. Honestly I have a hard time sitting through these kinds of movies but you make it better to get through 37:44

I greatly enjoy your reactions! You are very perceptive and sharp about the movies you watch, picking up on things that might be easy to overlook. And I love that you allow yourself to have authentic emotional reactions.

Once again you didn't disappoint with your reactions. I always love the humorous comments and you always have me laughing 😂😂😂 And once again you look stunning ❤❤❤ Not sure if you already was told by one of your viewers or not but Mia Goth played the role of Maxine and Pearl. She was incredible and looked gorgeous with that blue eye shadow!!! ❤❤❤ I loved everything about this film. It was shot amazingly and i loved the characters even the creepy addams family psycho creepers!!! And can we just say how GORGEOUS Brittany Snow looked and of course our girl Jenna O ❤❤❤❤ Another enjoyable reaction watch ❤

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you had me cracking up on my lunch break. Your one liners are incredible 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Knock-kneed and haunted?! 💖 gurl you goop me! Much love!

Soooo excited for the prequel!!! 🔥🔥

Even though you're watching horror this is kinda my safe space. Because you're so entertaining lmao.

Love how in Scream, Jenna makes the smart choices, and in X, she makes the dumb choices. such opposites characters but both were fun to watch we need more Jenna! You should react to MA next! Love u Alanda!!!!

Aww yeah I think you'd really like You're Next. That's a fun one. This reaction was so great!

Gotta say, I would not have been able to get through this movie without you 😫 It was GRUESOME, but the ending was satisfying enough to make up for it lol. Your commentary is always the best and on point. Looking forward to your next video!

Just heard about this movie today and as soon as I got home BAM! My girl reviewing! 😱 You have quickly become one of my favorite KZfaqrs! As Wendy Williams would say, “best friend in my head!” 😆

Best film of the year right here. So glad you reacted to it 💯

That gator scene, well both of them actually, were probably my favorite scene(s). So much fun.

when i heard that mia goth also plays the old lady i was shocked

OMG - I’m so glad you did this and that you loved it as much as I thought you would. That was an awesome reaction!!! 😀🤩🙌

Seeing this upload made my Sunday so much more exciting! This was an amazing modern horror film in my opinion. Jenna Ortega really makes me excited for each project she's part of but Brittany Snow absolutely captivated and blew me away. I'm BEGGING you for a reaction to Blackcoat's Daughter, Freaky, and The Lodge!!!!