"Sorry, mate, would you mind to stop being dead for a while and help me out, please? I can't fit you in the trunk"

Now that's my sense of humour

Stolen reply

That poor dude

Master of the Jedi Order are you threatening me, master Jedi!!

Jeremy Clarkson that was the best thing ever

Silvia Velador yup

They killed Big Smoke 😂

@@shadowhaziq4326 Nah that's Big Smoke's cousin from Albania. Because everybody is his cousin :D

Dainius Valiūnas yeah, indeed i forgot about that 😁

Well, risk is pretty minimal that the girl will know what a Bentley is anyway ;p

Jeremy: sometimes my genius is almost frightening

samuel torres read in his bellowing voice

@Karina Peters what do you mean? That Bentley is expensive and luxurious as fuck.

@@miljororforsprakpartiet290 ok masculine car enthusiast alpha male chad

That’s the only thing keeping him from plunging to his death

He's just screaming "DoOr MiRrOr'S cOmE oFf!" again and again.

*_THE DOOR MIRROR!_*

Is this the first time you've watched Top gear?

I agree

Ok

Nah thats America, in Albania it was either hunger or murder.

You must be fun at parties

@Old Soul yest he was big Butiful man ;

Diabeetus

😂😂😂

lmao okay this was good

True

No wonder F1 currently feels.......albanian

Or pretty much every weekend... Except some weekends when it gets unpredictable. But that's usually rare.

Yeah the pure sarcasm and subtly of it 😅 I preferred this humour to the later years where it all felt too ott and trying to hard.

The “bar restOrant” with an O thon😂😂😂

@@Alsacienne_d_Alsace it’s correct in our language

@Gjergj Kastrioti of course someone has to get offended

​@@gjergjkastrioti336yes

Has such a cosy vibe to it.

Oh yes, thats a great thing

So quintessentially british, a nice little trademark of british shows.

@@ps2bndled *coSy

@@notgadot cheers. British and American English is so easy to mix up wtf

I died when I heard that

It doesn't matter, OP is kill.

ComandanteJ lol

ComandanteJ ok then

How did you manage to spell "phrase" wrong? XD

Along with the occasional BMW.

Germany has crashed into Albania

+DerpT145 1980 germany

Lmao, that is 100% true. It's actually genuinely noticeable.

De

@Adrian Shephard *Vaas

Adrian Shephard voss is the overpriced water that nobody wants to buy

It not insanity. It's the law of chance. Insane is that stupid saying.

-Albert Einstein

Laughed too hard

Ah yes GIANT KAR Your mom would love it 🤣 (jk)

FAX....

just an albanian an Albanian watching a video on murdering a man in albania

Wonddrful Albania..Ksamil..👉kzfaq.info/get/bejne/ibiXo859vazJfHU.html

That was a giant KAR PIDI move 🤣 !

LMAO

He said "he's a big chap"

@@ajdhjaoakdn2ndgoogleaccoun929 r/woooosh

Yes

Ayush Tripathi i don’t think you know what that means

Its the definition of a failed state. But who cares, since you can all live in Germany off taxpayers money 😂

Mercedesmercedesmercedesmercedesmerdiciesmercidesmercidesmercidesmercides....

@@dominicanbikinibeauties6537 Bet you never been to Albania nor had any significant encounter with an Albanian. Just another keyboard surfing that lacks vitamin D giving his judgement on an entire nation whose history he does not know or understand. Sigh...

Same xD

@@yolkyhorizon Zastava 101

Jay Stewart It's because the sign in the windscreen said 'shitet' as in shit lol

It's also because it had a British license plate, so maybe they meant cars that aren't necessarily British but bought from Britain?

Well, stolen from Britain

Jay Stewart cos its got british plates and it was probably stolen... and the shit badge as well.

They're highlighting the British licence plates, which pretty much confirms that they were stolen.

Ian Dzp Give or take

dzpian Stolen...

tvoja mama gay qetnik

yh :)

Shadowdreamcast yeah dude lol

I am glad that I am not the only one who noticed it. The way the car drops when he moves into the boot with Jeremy laughing kills me.

There is no fat man

@@yourapeppega5256 okay

Last sentence had me so bad, I almost pee while gigling

*recogniSe

@@notgadot Both spellings, recogniSe and recogniZe, are accepted by the Oxford English dictionary. That goes for all English words ending in "ise" or "ize". The British though generally use "ise", while US Americans use "ize".

@@notgadot Your opinion is of no importance. The Oxford English dictionary is the authority here.

Is coming back on Amazon Prime so cheer up

Allan T If it helps the grand tour is looking solid so far.

Same here, Allan.

Great profile picture

So do u being an internet gangster mate

@@aris8461 Albanian spotted

@@AverageAlien youre right , we like to answer , heres another one

@@jennycasakadosh give me my car back

😂😂😂

That happened to my father

12*

close engouh

Andrea Petro Here in Croatia we learn to drive a tractor with 9 and a car with 12 its just balkanian culture

Yea :P but i mean we albanians are a little crazy.I mean c'mon fathers in albania keep their 4 years old kid to take the wheel

State Briga FUCK YOU

Sounds dumb

+Thomas Morrisey I know mate I'm English and it was all over the media. Yet a petition racked up over 2 million signatures to keep him on the show and he apologised for his deplorable behaviour. Oisin (the producer) even dropped the police charges and accepted his apology so why did the Beeb bitches have to 'make an example' of him? They've already been hit by major child abuse/license fee scandals, Clarkson was popular and entertaining and one of the major reasons I actually tuned into the channel.

No Jeremy Clarkson messed up so many times that the BBC had no choice but to sack him. I don't know if you have a job, but if you do, if there was some big head hot shot at work, who always brought in good results and made a lot of money for the firm, but thought he was above the law, and then one day he physically attacked you would you want your employer to sack him, or just turn a blind eye to it? Jeremy Clarkson ruined Top Gear not the BBC, he and all his fan bois need to accept this. If you enjoyed his work and now can't watch it without having to fork out more money, this isn't the BBC's fault it's his. It's like when Liverpool sacked Luis Suárez, it was the last thing they wanted to do, he had nearly single handedly won them the Premiership for them, but when he misbehaved one last time they had no choice, it lead to Brendan Rogers loosing his job too. Clarkson and Suárez both knew they would get another gig somewhere else. What should really happen is, like in the real world, once someone has misbehaved there should be solidarity and no other football team of TV channel should give them a job. The only ppl who have suffered from Clarkson's actions is us the fans and the BBC, Clarkson himself has benefited from attacking someone, and that just can't be good for anyone, not even him.

... and James and Richard

Koyes Miah he's actually friends with the big producer. They own their own company to create the grand tour

Technically, the BBC didn't fire them. They simply chose to not renew their contracts.

+Patrik Andersson so what is florida?

+DC Cataloni where old Americans go

DC Cataloni thats yugo florida

Milica Savic Where ist Yugo ?

@@milicasavic2680 there arent any yugos on albania they re rare in albania but in macedonia and some former yugosllavian countries there are a lot od yugos

Fr

This lad should become a presenter of this show

Facts

Guess you've never heard of 'classic' cars then

its a yugo

@@chili_boi2537 its a joke

@@chili_boi2537 It´s a Zastava! If you wanna put it correct then do some research. (A Yugo is the company´s second name after Zastava and now Fiat bought it.

Yeah I know right!

Benzi more thuhet

isufi art Mercedes Benz thuhet 😁😁

No joke, if I had to move countries and my only choises were Albania or Antarctica I would be looking into how to build igloos and catch penguins right about now...

@@nuckingfuts4721 hahha you are so funny

Kosovo GOLF 2 GOLF 2 GOLF 2 GOLF 2

Oh is it?!

TraustiGeir a

classic

Damn, the nostalgia hits back.

Laughed my ass off at James and Richard casually talking while Jeremy was screaming in the background.

Ur welcome back anytime bro 🤝

Wolfy I'm Albanian Too.We Love Mercedes.

ALBANIA

+Wolfy × Osiris × well if they work than no point in fixing them is there? :D i love any car that doesn't break even if its a crappy nissan hatch back ( most likely my first car lol ) if all the little bits inside that keep it moving forward still work and work well i dont have a problem. . .reverse gear is nice too though . . .and brakes :P you know what i mean. my brother has a car that was a pain in the ass and wallet to make work but it does now and my other brother's ford truck is an utter piece of steaming shit ( the driveshaft bearings ground them selves up and after we fixed that the whole transmission fell out of the transmission . . .yea thats right it did ) . . .if it works I'm happy :)

+Chayton Ruijsenaars Haha yeah us Albanians like to "Show off" or think that we are cool and stuff with our Mercedes.. then there are those Albanians who just happen to have one.. but it's crappy.. you don't see many Infiniti's, Mustangs, and many others. (Crazy...) But yeah haha

Bravo shqipe

HELJP NATO

He could be a massive idiot

Its like paying in euros, so not cheap! Albania is very expensive.

Albania will be the future Spain / Portugal really lovely food ! 🎉

A lot of countries around Albania and in Albania have the best views on restaurants ive ever seen

Why cant you believe that? Albania IS Brautiful

@@evidencematters7588 I did not expect it to look so much like Italy.

Its a mountains country what else did you expect😊

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Fun fact, Albania is one of the rather poor countries in europe, but it's nice

@Elias Tsigaras 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸

Elias Elijah here is your history, told by a slav : kzfaq.info/get/bejne/p99-l7iUq8Wsf2w.html

his screams or the bentley scrapping?

hehe

😂😂😂😂

Yeah, most of weed u find in Europe is from Lazarat, but its a shit quality, smoked a lot of it for a years..

and they weren't monitoring 70 things about me. The car monitored him more thna the people saving his life just wild