AAAA MY BAD JOKE WHY LOL

"And that's how I lost my medical license"

“5 little humans jumping on the bed” “one fell off and now he’s dead” “Flamingo called the doctor” “And the mrflimflam said” “Rip of his leg and replace it with a head” Edit: thanks for all the likes I think it’s the most I ever got

I love how Albert doesn’t panic when tearing out a lung, but panics when an arm falls off.

There's this one game called "Hand Simulator" and basically you can eat there, fight there, you can even shoot at people but you gotta control both of your arms and your head and plus you can play it with a lot of friends. I hope Albert sees this.

Alternate title: two grown men laughing about tearing off people’s limbs and organs

Albert: Something went wrong, it's probably just a glitch. Also Albert: Rips his arm off and yeets it across the room.

Albert: Repeat after me Kaden:Ok? Albert: NoW wAtCh mE wiP nOW wAtCh mE nAe NaE

Albert walks in room Person: Oh yay... This isn't good.

sick man's mother: I hope my son is fine on that moment albert: REPLACE HIS HEAD WITH THE HOTDOG also on that moment kayden: *STAB* *STAB*

"GIve me your heart" - Albert, 2020

Lol when kaden said "we gotta steal it from her wallet" it was hilarious the way he was walking

Nurse: The doctor will arrive soon. Me: What's the name of the doctor? Nurse: His name is Albert Aretz. Me: *Chuckles* Haha.. I'm in danger.

Imagine breaking into Albert’s house and hearing him say: “Give me my leg!”

Real surgeons: careful concentration Albert and his friend: literally playing catch with a severed leg

"Get in my tube" -Albert out of context 2020

Doctor: only a trained professional can perform clinical and surg- Albert: *H i B o b*

FLAMINGO: why didn’t they give us early access Also flamingo: *breaks the game in 2 seconds and Rips a persons limbs off*

Albert:*does "nay nay" perfectly* Kaden: I can't move my hand correctly.

*rips head of* Albert “Replace it with a hotdog 🌭!”

Nobody: Albert: **does the whip nae nae while his patient dies of heart failure**

IDEA for a admin trolling vid! Not entirely mine *Be someone's imaginary friend and start getting agressive and easily offended over time* *When he or her get a new friend or bf/gf you appear and kill them saying " I'm the only friend he needs"* *You say "I am your friend, the only one you need" if he say something like "I dont want to be your friend anymore" or "Go away" or fight whit you you do one of these:* 1.*Start destroying the map using the natural disasters commands* Examples: I . EarthQuake((Natural disasters)) I I . That gun in UTG that makes what was shot deleted 2.*Take him/her in a small room whit blood writed messages like "I am your friend" , "The only friend you need is me " or " Dont forget me"* 3.*Use the " Ultimate Trolling Gui" to turn into something scary and make the map night, foggier and darker...after all that start killing people...everyone excluding him/her* 4.*You use the "Ultimate Trolling Gui* to turn into sometuing scary and follow him or her and kill the ones that gets close to him or try to be his friend* 5. Nuke the map + 1 1 2 3 4 and 5 were my ideas! If u want to suggest something replies!

I love how Kaden and Albert are actually trying to play the game right and use a hammer while DanTDM used a table and it worked lmao

That "adult" joke about the bank tubes actually triggered something in me because I remember every time I went to the bank drive through with my mom or dad, I would constantly look forward to seeing the little message in the bottle come in and out the tube, it was just fascinating to me when I was younger I guess.

Albert is a heart breaker. No, seriously, he broke several patients heart with his fist.

other doctors: ok we need you to relax albert: ripping limbs off

4:23 aaaahhhh good ol nostalgia

Doctors: *Are careful* Albert and Kaden: *Making the patient die by cutting his limbs and taking his organs out*

Imagine: You're in a hospital, and from the room they do the surgeries, you hear: 'OH GOD HIS HEAD FELL OFF'

“It would be so cool to have surgeon simulator with guns” Hand simulator:

Doctors: Okay.. be careful on this *carefully puts on head* Cleetus: *RIPS OFF HEAD AND PUTS LEG THERE*

can you put blood and injection warnings next time? im prone to fainting lol

Albert: Taking forever to find a hammer Also Albert: *Discovers that he doesn’t need a hammer*

"Let's try to put a leg where his head is" *Surgeons of the Year: Albert And Kaden*

Me seeing the title: *sigh* This can NOT go well

I laughed so hard in this video!😂😂

The laughs as they were ripping off his limbs..

Idea: Copy/Duplicate The map of life in paradise with btools, Then teleport a single player to the copied, lonely map and watch them slowly go mental looking for people :)

Imagine Albert being a surgeon-

"Oh no i ripped his arm off on accident.."

“There’s a ball in there!” *Big basket mode: ACTIVATED*

“I accidentally tipped his arm off” nice nice

albert:maybe we need some tea kettles. todoroki:terrified*

He'll yeet a baby but not a bear. Full respect.

patient: * gets heart surgery * patient again: *wakes up without right arm and legs*

albert:*become doctor the person getting surgery: * chuckles* I'm in danger

LOVE IT LMAOO YOUR VIDS ARE SO FUNNY🤣🤣🤣

This was the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen yet it’s so funny 😂

Albert to kaden: Don’t touch him Also Albert: **Rips hand**

Albert: **laughing while ripping limbs and organs out** Kayden: **laughs** Jeff while Albert is ripping his arm off: lol

" Does that mean we can install eyes?"

Im trying to buy the merch! I really hope i can u are the best youtuber ive ever watched!!! U are the BEST

Albert in Every Single Game: Is that A Gun?/Is There A Gun Is This Game?

Kaden: *Violently rips leg off* KZfaq: This seems like a time for a cream cheese and smoothie commercial

do not pause at 2:50

You put that mans head where his leg is so post to go i think i laughed so hard at that i started crying to death-

"rEspEct tHe vEtz" *Nostalgia has entered the chat*

Things: exist Flamingo: peace was never an option

Love how Albert and kaden both completely forgot about ripping out his lung

Bob: *is running out of blood* Kaden and Albert: *start playing catch with Bob's leg*

Flamingo: **Does Surgery** Me: Doesn’t sound to safe to me

albert: **rips legs and arms off** Patient: *dies* Albert : what too much blood loss?! It was probably just a glitch!! 😡 the patient: 👁👄👁

"I ripped his arm off on accident" -Albert Spencer Aretz

this isn’t surgeon simulator, this is the *hunger games*

Mom: go play with the neighbors kid! *The neighbor with his dolls:*

Albert : "surgery.. seems like something we could do"'. Me: *please no.*

Albert and jayingee: just goofing around Albert and Kaden: Actually trying to do it but also forgetting about the blood stopper both vids: really funny and wholesome

I love this i love it i love it you can be a surgeon albert you are so good at it!!!!

"imagine like, surgeon simulator but you kill eachother" Me: laughs in hand simulator

The character looks like james charles without make up. LITERALLY EDIT: if you dont know what he looks like without make up go search his old channel called "elijah h"

I laughed so much I couldn't stop

"so we got to steal it from her wallet" -Kaden -2020 to -2022

Doctor: Alright, the surgeon will come in now. *Flamingo walks in* Patient: AAAAAAAAA

I can’t trust you to be my doctor yet your hilarious XD

kaden: THE HEAD FELL OFF - albert: -struggles to pick up a heart-

“This can’t end well.” - Everyone Who Read the Title

*Surgeons after graduating from online school:*

Albert’s application to becoming a doctor:

lmfao leg man kaden"does that mean we can install eyes???" me"uh ye-no"

Nobody: *kaden smashing his rib cage with a teapot*

Kayden: "Only adults will get the joke" Albert: "WhAt"

Lol when he said that joke at the beginning I actually got the joke XD

"Hey! Hey! Look, don't believe anything she says. You don't know what she's capable of. I've gotta go! Stay alert!" Is what the voice from vent said

Yes this is the PERFECT game for Albert, he can take his anger out on the patients and they have nothing to do about it.... :3

Albert: We’re doing surgery! Me: *Coffins dances for the patient*

DO MORE OF THESE! PLSSSS

I have to binge watch all videos now I was busy with school

Flamingo: "It says he needs a new heart" Also flamingo: *proceeds to rip off arm*

“Albert does surgery” *oh no*

The thumbnail has me dieing

I am amused yet disturbed by this

When Albert starts a game: “Is that a gun?”

I love how they just ripped off all of Bob's limbs at the beginning

This might my fav flamgo vid lol

"Zatz how i lost my medical license....."

Albert: “look how perfectly I did that!” Also Albert: *Proceeds to rip out lung*

6:15 OH GOD I RIPPED OFF HIS ARM BY ACCIDENT Yeah i once ripped someones head off by accident too

Someone: if my favourite Albert is a Doctor, it will be awesome. Albert: **ripping Bob limbs and yeet it on the room**

Albert: *takes off limbs of patient* Also Albert: he’s fine Patient: *dies*

Albert: Rip the man's head off! Kaden: Okay!! :D