Alex Horne In STITCHES With Contestant's BIZARRE Answers | Taskmaster

Alex Horne In STITCHES With Contestant's BIZARRE Answers | Taskmaster | Channel 4

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Жыл бұрын

Task: Take a stroll with Alex Horne. The stroll must contain exactly 589 steps. During the stroll, you must keep Alex's walking speed and keep a polite conversation. The contestant who says 'Thank you for the stroll' closest to 589 steps wins. Easy, right?
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@juliest6015 Жыл бұрын

I don’t think Alex will ever be the same after spending that much time with Bridget, she broke him.

@ColinRichardson Жыл бұрын

She broke me also.. I didn't know people that clueless could actually get dressed in the morning..

@jackdubz4247 Жыл бұрын

@@ColinRichardson There is nothing clueless about Bridget. Please reconsider your comment.

@ColinRichardson Жыл бұрын

@@jackdubz4247 I've reconsidered it. And I stand by my pervious statement.

@Tendo8002 Жыл бұрын

@@ColinRichardson pervy comment 🤭

@GNVS300 Жыл бұрын

@@ColinRichardson the only contestant who can get a perfect score in one episode and still seem clueless for most of the series

@colegrey123 Жыл бұрын

“My dad used to know someone who likes to go for walks” amazing conversational skills from Alex there

@melissaabbey641 Жыл бұрын

I love when you can hear the crew trying not to laugh

@sckiddle Жыл бұрын

When is this?

@notcreativeenough3497 Жыл бұрын

@@sckiddle 6:04, 7:39

@v.r.j5577 Жыл бұрын

@@notcreativeenough3497 I noticed at 5:15 as well.

@melissaabbey641 Жыл бұрын

@@sckiddle 3:57

@someonefromsomewhere1009 Жыл бұрын

3:55 , 5:05 , 6:20 , 8:02

@premadonna Жыл бұрын

I can’t believe there have been 65 contestants and Bridget is the only one to make Alex visibly annoyed 😂. I love her so much!

@naomigreen9749 Жыл бұрын

And I don't think she was even doing it on purpose - she was just being herself!

@fakjbf3129 Жыл бұрын

And she was still the closest to 589!

@PaperT1ger Жыл бұрын

The way he utters ‘god’ under his breath 😂

@supersexygal01 Жыл бұрын

You would think the shit Rhod did to Alex would have Alex annoyed lol.

@B0risTheBlade Жыл бұрын

@@fakjbf3129 if he didn't stop her they would still be doing the interview lol

@twowheellatte Жыл бұрын

@4:28 Judi: You listen to me. It's good when you listen to me. Alex: Pardon? Alex's subtle humor at its best.

@Kat_Attack Жыл бұрын

Judi's look at Alex, too.

@sploofmcsterra4786 8 ай бұрын

He keeps it going to the next question about her number of steps a day too haha

@salemvvitch 3 ай бұрын

I love that a polite conversation includes questions like, "does a spider have lungs?"

@flutter2386 3 ай бұрын

Haha I know, if I were the contestant I'd be like "uh Alex, in the spirit of polite conversation... This isn't that. It's a general trivia lol

@gyroscope915 3 ай бұрын

@@flutter2386nah that's absolutely the kind of question friend would ask down at the pub. The actual truth doesn't matter, its just a fun random question to talk shit about

@callumjohnston858 2 ай бұрын

Funnily enough, they do. Spiders differ from many insects in that they possess a book lung, which is a specific organ for gas exchange. Most insects just breath through pores in their exoskeleton into a network of tubules through their tissues. Though book lungs are very different from a human or mammalian lung.

@burgerbobbelcher Ай бұрын

@@callumjohnston858 I did not know that, that is fascinating.

@du6167 Жыл бұрын

I lost it at "Have you ever gone to bed at night an.." "Never. Ever."

@krashd Жыл бұрын

That is completely Ardal's sense of humour, Alex should have seen that coming and asked his question quicker to avoid it 🤣

@princesspinkblue Жыл бұрын

“Did you write these questions?” “…it doesnt say 🤷🏻‍♀️” 😂😂😂

@rtt806 Жыл бұрын

I must've rewatched Bridget's interview at least 50 times, and I will always crease up at her nearly giving Alex a full-on breakdown near the end

@DerekB99 5 ай бұрын

Task: Alex has to interact with Lucy Beaumont and Bridget Christie for one hour. He has to carry on polite conversation, and every time he says "what?" or shakes his head in bewilderment, he has to dance and sing for 30 seconds.

@ym10up 6 ай бұрын

Chris's answer "the inside of my eyelids" should be appreciated

@southsidejohnny5624 Жыл бұрын

Bridget Christie is an agent of chaos and I love her all the more for it.

@robot_spider Жыл бұрын

6:00 A rare off-camera laugh by the crew. Hilarious.

@hekie6638 Жыл бұрын

There's another one at just after 05:00 with Sophie lol

@PaulaJaey 3 ай бұрын

It happened more times than that :D

@stevekirkpatrick1612 Жыл бұрын

Everyone going on about Bridget (hilarious yes) but noone praises Sophie for the absolutely perfect "I don't care"? A travesty.

@iamnadexey Жыл бұрын

3:51 for those looking.

@no_peace Жыл бұрын

That's what i was thinking they should do the whole time, just dodge the questions except politely i guess lol

@slovnicurling9808 Жыл бұрын

Maybe because people don't care.

@ravinraven6913 Жыл бұрын

essentially saying "whatever"? And you call that polite conversation? Sounds like id probably slap you within 10 minutes of us meeting if that's what you call polite.

@kazbrekkybar 9 ай бұрын

@@ravinraven6913HAHAHA NO WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY IN EVERY REPLY

@TonyTheYouTuba Жыл бұрын

The full ten minute cut of Bridget’s stroll on the main taskmaster channel is a wonderful watch

@hammeff69 Жыл бұрын

Missed a trick when he asked "Anything you want to ask me?"........."How many steps have we done?"

@taryth. Жыл бұрын

Well, Alex isn't really counting. Either the crew is, or its done in post, so they wouldn't have gotten anything. Some of them did ask, and Alex just responded with "the meter is broken"

@ravinraven6913 Жыл бұрын

he clearly didn't know, he states numerous times.....so anymore stupid questions?

@hammeff69 Жыл бұрын

@ravinraven6913 considering he said how many steps were done after checking his pedometer for the 1st person that had finished. He did know but chose to lie on the others. They could have asked to look at it. Anymore stupid replies?

@chrismanuel9768 3 ай бұрын

@@ravinraven6913He does know. He says the pedometer doesn't work, not that he doesn't know how many steps they've done. You're a miserable person. Would you like a hug? Some hair play? Would you like a friendly handy J?

@glencoconut Жыл бұрын

At first I was surprised Bridgit was at least kinda close but then I realised Alex was the one who stopped I think he just mentally gave up

@namelickker375 Жыл бұрын

I love how genuinely infuriated Alex was with Bridget

@ITLLBGRAND Жыл бұрын

The fact she got the closest too

@DeathnoteBB Жыл бұрын

I don’t think he was actually mad, that’s a big assumption

@ravinraven6913 Жыл бұрын

so annoyed is now infuriated? Infuriate: make (someone) extremely angry and impatient. Do you often use the wrong words? do you use the word force, like he forced me to watch this...even though there was no actual force or threats of violence?

@namelickker375 Жыл бұрын

@@ravinraven6913 ok I’m sorry mr dictionary that I *infuriated* you. And yes I do use “wrong words” it’s called comedic exaggeration but hey I’m probably in the fault for thinking that thee mr dictionary would get a joke

@patpat8727 10 ай бұрын

@@ITLLBGRAND I think he just wanted it to end.

@Lizzo13 Жыл бұрын

We need a video of all of the times Alex has broken over the years.

@lindsaycooper3213 Жыл бұрын

There has to be a few from Taskmaster US.

@jasonalmy1872 7 ай бұрын

There is, it's called Bridget Christie's best moments on Taskmaster 😂

@davideaston8314 4 ай бұрын

Alex - "How many countries are there in the world?" Judy - "Fifty-summut? Alex - "Yeeah, gotta be, hasn't it?!" 😂💀

@icturner23 Жыл бұрын

The first time I saw this I just thought that Bridget wasn't adequately co-operative, but now I love her and think she was absolutely perfectly unco-operative. And we all know she has problems walking so it wasn't fair anyway!

@krashd Жыл бұрын

Bridget is just chaos wrapped in fantastic fashion.

@srahhh 5 ай бұрын

I feel so similar, I was honestly annoyed with Bridget the first time I watched this season because it felt like she was being deliberately obtuse-- but once I'd seen all her tasks & things like this, I opened my mind a bit & appreciated her unique perspective and the insanity it wrought, and this is honestly one of my favorite series/casts now!

@DeathnoteBB 3 ай бұрын

@@srahhhHonestly some people are just a bit different. She reminds me of me, “simple” tasks can be hard. It’s really painful so many people are calling her annoying and stupid

@srahhh 3 ай бұрын

@@DeathnoteBB I'm sorry I said I found her annoying at first! The fact that I did a complete 180 on her, IMO, speaks to the fact that the failure to understand was a problem on my end, not hers. When I finally let her break the rules a little bit in my mind of what a Taskmaster contestant is supposed to be, I realized how spectacularly unique and wonderful she is. I'm willing to bet that most of those people started in the same place as me and just never took the time to have that 180 and realize that she actually rocks

@DeathnoteBB 3 ай бұрын

@@srahhh It’s okay. Honestly I only said it because it sounded like you’d actually understand where I’m coming from

@ramblingjen Жыл бұрын

I would 100% watch a show with just Alex and Bridget in a room together. Absolutely amazing 😂

@squiglemcsquigle8414 27 күн бұрын

Alex would kill himself or her after 30mins

@dcworld1076 Жыл бұрын

the mutual annoyance between alex and bridget was born in this task

@abigailsnider8348 Ай бұрын

It’s so good

@ChrisMustard Жыл бұрын

I wasn't keen on Judi Love before this, I can't get enough now. ALSO BIG THANKS TO WHOEVER AT C4 DECIDED ON PUTTING FULL EPISODES AND UNSEEN BONUS TASKS ON KZfaq IS A GENIUS, GIVE THEM A RAISE!!

@tanyaflanagan8111 Жыл бұрын

Feel the sMe. Wasn't a fan before this but this show made me realise how bloody funny she is. The whole cast this series were superstars in their own way lol

@ZaphodTHEBeeblebrox Жыл бұрын

i adore her!

@andreaskarlsson5251 Жыл бұрын

she and bridget really aced this season fore me. both hilarious in different ways

@ravinraven6913 Жыл бұрын

or maybe fire the previous person for not doing their job properly....sad that you want to give someone a raise for doing something they should already be doing.....should we all start giving treats to people who are already paid to do something? You would be a horrible parent.

@andreaskarlsson5251 Жыл бұрын

@@ravinraven6913 "not doing their job properly" Yeah cause thats obviously what happened, some slacker intern decided to not upload full episodes on youtube. LMAO! Why do you even talk when you got no clue how the real world works? XD

@Jono1982 Жыл бұрын

i love when he laughs or gets annoyed out of character

@mirrankei Жыл бұрын

I was curious so I looked it up and..... it's complicated. Many spiders have lungs, but many have trachea (hollow tubes that run through their bodies) instead, and a lot of spiders have both. They do not have diaphragms like we do, all their breathing happens passively. Their lungs are also very unlike ours; they are called "book lungs" because they look kind of like the pages of a book, and some spiders have two pairs of them. Thank you Alex for asking, hope this helps. 🕷

@ravinraven6913 Жыл бұрын

since the video is at least a year old...and he doesn't run the youtube account...I am gonna say it doesn't help a single person outside us nerds....the fact you didn't know should show how much you understand about the world outside your tiny lil home... its not complicated, all animals have lungs, I guess you don't know the definition of lung...its an organ that draws air in where it gets absorbed into the blood stream. Even if you don't have the same type of lungs doesn't mean you don't have them...take a type of salamander who breathes through its skin, that means the skin is the lungs......seems like your mind gets stopped by these restrictive words that make you confused? you should probably work on your critical...thinking and logic, what happens to a spider that is put in water...it drowns, why would you need to look up something when the answer is that obvious? Like seriously, big red truck

@aleksandra6131 Жыл бұрын

@@ravinraven6913you are totally wrong and should go back to school. Lungs, gills or trachea are all different things, there are also different ways of taking oxygen for some animals. Being so confident while being so wrong just puts into perspective how ignorant are you

@katkadukat 11 ай бұрын

Lung: each of the pair of organs situated within the ribcage, consisting of elastic sacs with branching passages into which air is drawn, so that oxygen can pass into the blood and carbon dioxide be removed. Lungs are characteristic of vertebrates other than fish, though similar structures are present in some other animal groups. - from Oxford languages.

@Nobody0fInterest 5 ай бұрын

@@ravinraven6913 Might be 6 months late, but are you ok ? Rhetorical question of course, go be bitter somewhere else you clown

@Raraoolala 3 ай бұрын

@@ravinraven6913you're insufferable

@carolmurphy7572 Жыл бұрын

"The retina!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DerekHartley Жыл бұрын

I was doing OK right up until then, but I just utterly lost it. She is an absolute delight.

@Bluvionffxi Жыл бұрын

That face when Bridget's the closest

@Mazillius Жыл бұрын

The cameraman laughing at what Judi said at 6:04🤣🤣🤣

@Pailzor Жыл бұрын

What DID she say right before that? I tried half speed on the vid, and still can't understand it.

@wildste Жыл бұрын

@@Pailzor "Why did you say that, what makes you think they wouldn't be proud"? I love that you watched the video at half speed and didn't think to turn on the subtitles

@Pailzor Жыл бұрын

@@wildste Thanks. And right, duh.. Subtitles button is more obvious than speed settings, too. xD

@hekie6638 Жыл бұрын

And Sophie at about 05:00

@hekie6638 Жыл бұрын

And at Judi again at 06:42! I never heard these before haha

@GabeStrenke Жыл бұрын

6:19 I had the same reaction Alex had. Bridget really is special.

@josguil Жыл бұрын

Honestly I didn’t get the question initially. It’s too vague. He asked it better to the other contestant

@squiglemcsquigle8414 27 күн бұрын

@@josguil he asked it the same way.

@RyanADillon Жыл бұрын

4:48 slightly awkward pronunciation there and loved Alex's look.

@Allied-Aircraft-WW2 Жыл бұрын

Oh Bridget is such a delight!!!! Totally scatty and clearly on a different plane but and absolute delight to watch. Love her.

@buggyboogle9 Жыл бұрын

Indeed. Her kookiness is such fun.

@deadwinglullaby Жыл бұрын

the perfect match for stewart lee

@JanG_GC Жыл бұрын

@@deadwinglullaby I had no idea, until your comment, that they were married but in looking it up I have also found out about next year's Lee tour and purchased tickets for our local theatre. Result! Thanks.

@sashimster3243 Жыл бұрын

TIL scat can mean things other than poop or a poop fetish. Your message had me wildly confused for a hot minute.

@glynnL Жыл бұрын

Even the off camera crew was snickering. Every one went foolish this season or something.

@spookyfirkser Жыл бұрын

The chuckle behind the camera at 6:03 - incredible.

@o0Theresa0o Жыл бұрын

5:26 literally had me in tears. 🤣

@RyanADillon Жыл бұрын

8:14 - 602 is AWFULLY close to 589! Too nice Alex!!

@patpat8727 Жыл бұрын

He wanted the pain to end as soon as possible.

@harryw798 Жыл бұрын

I love seeing Alex laugh

@1chiefg 8 ай бұрын

"Have I enjoyed YOU watching ME???"

@truehopey8045 Жыл бұрын

This whole series was an absolute treat.

@Bendigo1 Жыл бұрын

Funny how she said she can't talk and count. Apparently she can't even walk and talk. 🤣 I loved how frustrated she was but actually came the closest even though she had no idea what was going on.

@patpat8727 10 ай бұрын

Alex did that because he wanted it to end.

@alexandermason2501 Жыл бұрын

This is pure comedy gold and probably the simplest premise for an interview series yet. Move over Hot Ones, get out of here Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - I'm watching Alex Horne having a pleasant stroll with guests making polite conversation.

@krashd Жыл бұрын

I must admit this task would actually make a great spin-off series.

@jaylamont2870 10 ай бұрын

I like that someone else laughs at @6:03 when Judi asks Alex why he thinks her family won’t be proud.

@james0489 Жыл бұрын

Alex: "I want you to count and talk at the same time." All the Contestants: "So you have chosen pain."

@busterfixxitt 7 ай бұрын

"Any questions for me?" "How many steps have we taken so far?"

@ZaphodTHEBeeblebrox Жыл бұрын

Judi Love making the cameraman laugh 😂

@jenniferhaining1230 Жыл бұрын

The camera person cracking up at 6 minutes is excellent

@rebeccamcteague3675 3 ай бұрын

The moment Alex asks Judy her weaknesses then starts laughing 😆

@trilian23 Жыл бұрын

The only task where Bridget was walking normally and had to be reminded to do a silly walk

@leviathan8215 3 ай бұрын

I think Alex has just secretly worked in his workout program into taskmaster

@mordecai2169 Жыл бұрын

3:53 is so underrated i almost pissed myself

@tcreel96 Жыл бұрын

"Spain" "That isn't a number" 🤣

@tcreel96 Жыл бұрын

WAIT SHE ACTUALLY GOT THE CLOSEST LMAO

@TheMossyrocker16 Жыл бұрын

I love the NMJ style "Does a spider have lungs?"

@ym10up 6 ай бұрын

Does a spider have a heart? I also loved it when I saw Alex bringing the tiny trophies to NMJ. I love it when TM and NMJ crossover subtly like that

@GeralltGymro1 Жыл бұрын

"Uh, uh, uh, the uh, retina..."

@user-sw5lr3bq4k 7 ай бұрын

This was a discarded task for anyone confused. They filmed it but it wasn’t one that made the final show.

@Miroslava_Ivanova Жыл бұрын

I CAN'T believe Bridget got so close! 🤣

@igorioshka Жыл бұрын

god, i love those guys. i want to watch new season so badly! hope is coming up soon

@icturner23 Жыл бұрын

Of course I'll enjoy the new series but I'll never have missed the previous contestants as much as I will this time.

@xJONNYFATXMOSHx 3 ай бұрын

‘In stitches’ is a stretch, but it was fun to watch.

@fakjbf3129 Жыл бұрын

“If you had to hold one thing for the rest of your life what would it be?” My breath

@PaulaJaey 3 ай бұрын

Hearing the camera person laugh is my favourite XD

@james_9190 Жыл бұрын

only just noticed Bridget has a holster for her phone

@Cheapthrill1979 Жыл бұрын

The dialing code question is a blast from the past.

@Spaxcore Жыл бұрын

Have you ever gone to bed at night... No. Never.

@Carcrashize Жыл бұрын

I agree with Judi that this is not a conversation, as alex does not let them talk to him.

@mmoncur Жыл бұрын

"How would you describe our relationship?" "You listen to me. That's good, when you listen to me." "Pardon?"

@lmachain1 Жыл бұрын

“Does a spider have lungs?” Caused me to have an existential crisis

@greggjohnson621 Жыл бұрын

“I don’t have a pedo-meter like you do” 🤣🤣🤣 (I’ll never hear the word “pedometer” the same again)

@najtrows Жыл бұрын

"50 something" is the best answer in this. Incredible

@rgncajun21 Жыл бұрын

This was the most perfect cast

@willemuil Жыл бұрын

That dude really awnsered how many shoes he owns with an uneven amount ._.

@2008tourer Жыл бұрын

Maybe he lost one

@BanditLeader Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he said "30" aka 15 pairs. Much like a women's wardrobe

@logandanielson7691 Жыл бұрын

I really wanna know what bridget thought the task was.

@travishiltz4750 27 күн бұрын

"I don't like to touch the ground' is said so casually and matter of factly, and Alex just nods along.

@littlemissapplecore Жыл бұрын

To be fair when it turned out Bridget had forgotten she was supposed to say when I thought it was gonna turn out to be like 4000 steps or something😂

@seanmcgcostumes Жыл бұрын

2:03 an episode of Drunk History was filmed in that chapel, I didn't realize that it was a location in the UK instead of the US!

@mrbushi1062 Жыл бұрын

Bridget Christie has to be my fav in the entire run of the show

@bon-chan7197 Жыл бұрын

I want the pharmaceuticals that Bridget takes please 🙏

@glenn1534 5 ай бұрын

6:00 You can hear the cameraman laughing 😂

@subbtopp Жыл бұрын

I loved this season its was really enjoyable.

@MrTargenor Жыл бұрын

i love the camera man is laughing too!

@matthewvernon3774 Жыл бұрын

Bridget's interview will never not be amazing. 😂

@ravinraven6913 Жыл бұрын

this caused you great surprise, wonder or astonishment? I found it rather tedious and annoying but you say tomato, I say sack of garbage.

@matthewvernon3774 Жыл бұрын

@@ravinraven6913 and yet you watched it. 🤷‍♂️ More fool you in that case. 🙂

@zsuzsisz9263 Жыл бұрын

The retina😂😂😂

@duytdl 7 ай бұрын

0:10 that's gotta be a regrettable act of niceness, even for me.

@gorkemgulan Жыл бұрын

We were on 70, now we are on 50 😂😂

@thenamen935 Жыл бұрын

Later on 33, which obiously is equal to 106.

@dianegush 7 ай бұрын

No one talking about Chris's boss move at the end and he was closest

@frankiesca 3 ай бұрын

Does a spider have a lung…🎵

@eewolfs2165 Жыл бұрын

i would argue alex asking a series of bizarre questions isnt “polite conversation” so I would feel allowed to ignore him in such a sitution without breaking the tasks rules

@ravinraven6913 Жыл бұрын

you would also lose....polite conversation still involves replying, specially to things you have no opinion of or even the opposite opinion...Id question what you find to be considered Polite, and probably find out you're rather rude...so youd lose. your critical thinking is way off dude...if thats how you problem solve then I would love to play a game with you, Id be guaranteed to win because your lack of understanding what words mean...

@jonb3311 Жыл бұрын

Poor Bridget..........

@Vyselink Жыл бұрын

6:04 is that the camerman laughing? lmao idky that just amuses me to no end!

@samc2 Жыл бұрын

Is this a bonus clip? I don't remember seeing this at all last series ?

@mahgeetahh 5 ай бұрын

".....the retina"

@danielle6008 Жыл бұрын

What episode is this task from? I thought I watched the whole series but don't remember it lol

@johncapewell7520 3 ай бұрын

All I know is that I take about 12,000 steps by dinner time each day.

@bloodysmurf 3 ай бұрын

0:59 - No whay!

@lordadman Жыл бұрын

What episode is this? I must have missed this episode because i've never seen this even though I should have watched them all

@orlaroseb Жыл бұрын

It’s a task that wasn’t included in the show :)

@Danburybeeches Жыл бұрын

'...the retina...'

@mbs26385 Жыл бұрын

This is great 😂

@SundaraRamanR 7 ай бұрын

I got curious about the Mozambique question and looked it up on Wikipedia. The answer is: 6 countries, they are Tanzania, Malawi, Zimbabwe, Zambia, South Africa, and Eswatini. (I got only Zimbabwe and Zambia, before looking it up.)