I’m genuinely convinced he knows something we don’t. He’s even created a new language at this point.

Alex is actually speaking to us in codes and is trying to wake us up from the simulation.

"Alex turner mumbling on about random shit" is my favorite music genre

I watched the whole video not understanding 80% of the things he was saying and I enjoyed it

a transcription which may not be 100% accurate and that nobody really asked for but i enjoyed writing: 1. takes half the truth to come out some time. knows what i means. knows what i meAns. KnOws wHat i MeAnss. 2. i went and lost my trAIN OF THOOUUUUUGGGHHHTTTTT IN FRont of alll myyy, chilean mates. i apologise, it’s alright (: 3. THIS (slurp,girl,earth????) iS ON FIREEEEEE 4. ON THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL. THE (FEATURE???) WALL THAT WAS CREATED WHEN YOU (kNOCK?) THROUGH THE UTILITY ROOOM. ITS MADE IT ALL SEEM SOOO MUCH bigGER. *yells* 5. yOU WAAAAANTT👼 because she was ALWAYS a b i t c h 2me. is what, the sister said *just to be clear*, they’ve both given me nothing but kindness. 6. and i wish them no ill-will,,.....nO ILL-WILL. oOOHHHyeah. 7. anything you waaant, becAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT, we had a c o n n e c t i o n. and im just GLAD u found the courage! to confirm my suspicions. but it weren’t easy, shicagO. (i’ll have a side of that??) *confession* 8. you waaaant, because we always had a c o n n e c t i o n you c. u just kNow deez fings. *unspoken*. know what i mean? 9. OH ME LIGHTS ARE FOOKIN WONKY TODAYYY. wONKY FOOKIN LIGHTSS, BUT IM HAVIN A NICEE (or ice idek man) AND IM HAVING A NICE, BECAUSE... IM B A T M A N. 10. .....friends¿....,,stillgotpicturesoffRIENDSONTHEwall *fookin prO* purposely wrote this dramatically its alex what would i have done

Random shit? I think you mean the warnings about the precognitions that he has while he *loses his train of thought*

These mumbling are the lyrics for the new album.

"Yeeeees, yeees, yeees, you can call me ANYTHING you want... Because she was always a bitch to me... Is what the sister said, just to be clear. They both gave me nothing but kindness" -Alex Turner Lollapalooza Chile

“i apologise.” “it’s alright.” the level of self solidarity i strive for

*Oh shit forgot the lyrics* "FRIENDS" *Oh fook* "Still got pictures of friends on the wall, Fookin PRO"

Alex Turner waffling on to strangers all about martial arts

3:04 " i'm having an ice, and i'm having an ice BeCaUsE i'M bAtMaN"

0:42 this smurf is on fire

"I'm a batman"

Just to be clear they both gave me nothing but kindness

he went from "the lights are fookin wonky" to "im batman" in a matter of seconds

In 70% I have no idea what is he saying

i think he's getting tired of singing his own songs so that's why he's mumbling random shit

The one who disliked is the girl jealous because Alex always had a connection to her sister.

Therapist: Alex, you seem like you've had a good week! Wanna talk about it? Alex: proceeds to successfully talk about his week without having any weird outbursts. Therapist at the end of the session, proudly: Alex I'm happy to say that we've had some progress! Alex: Yeah, me too. "pauses" Even if she was always a bitch to me. The sister on the other hand! You see, i feel like we've always had a connection... Therapist, covering his ears while running for the window: No, God no. Not the Cornerstone sisters AGAIN!

what i have learned: cornerstone is good for our hearts but bad for our minds

That's just him sending messages to his planet

This is the type of quality content I was waiting for

Me trying to write lyrics because I heard an AM album and got inspired

You know, Matt once said that it seems now if Alex always seems to be thinking of another tune, so perhaps hes testing for himself something to make a song from. Either way, its hilarious and I love it.

"friends." -Alex Turner 2018

0:15 I would sell my soul for Alex to open an asmr channel.

WONKY FOOKIN LIGHTS

"and i'm having a nice because i'm batman." we always knew, turner. or may i say Alexman?

the feature wall that was created when you knocked through the utility room

He IS batman

*In* *fRoNT* *oF* *MaH* *CHilEaN* *MAteS*

no alex nobody knows what u mean

"you just noh theez fings, unspohken... know whatta mean?" I'm taking the piss out of it yet this is how I speak lol smh

Why can't I understand a single word he says this is so frustrating i thought my english was at least decent

Subtitles be like: [ *MUMBLING* *IN* *ALEX* *TURNER* ]

When I saw them, before the guitar bit in pretty visitors he said “not just any old wall, the featureee walllll” and I think about it on a daily basis

Don't you dare to ruin The ultracheese, little Eggman 😠

I’m having an ice because I’m batman

3:10 "because... I'm bAtman!" sure alex, i wouldn't doubt it for a single second fuck I love this man

“That feature wall that’s was created when you knocked through the utility room” is my favourite

“This girl is on fire” I-

"Fuckin pro" to be added to Batman Turner's oddly immense meme discography

1:52 sums up the video so well

alex: exhales me: *A R T*

god i love him so much

i needed this and didnt even know

The feature wall that you created when you knocked through the utility room😂😂😂😂 dying

Why do I love so much...? It's like magic.. his voice even when he is just playing whit the words is relaxing 10/10 as always ♥️

Mumble rap is bad enough, now we have mumble rock. And Alex is the only mumble rocker I’ll appreciate 😤

And this is why I love him

and he still ends up being more poetic than most people and hits u right in the heart

the end of cornerstone at nos alive 2018 was also pretty funny

mumble rocker emerges

I'll convert it to mp3 and listen all day and all night

Alex Turner: the musical

I'm learning English and I can barely understand what he says, is it some Turner thing or am I just doing it wrong?

last clip was pure magic xd

"I just wanted to have a stroke. Now look at the mess you made me make"

how can he make pure waffle so beautiful

HOLY GIIIIIIIIIIRL! I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!♥

IT HAS BEEN TOO LONG I HAVE MISSED THESE SO MUCH SOOOOO MUCH

Soo, half of the clips are from lollapaloozs chile, can we say he was high af?

Might be the best vid ever you know? like honestly

Because I am batman hahahaha

0:24 *"in front of all my Chilean fans"* HIIII ALEXX 🇨🇱💙💙💙

This sounds like the 1975’s chocolate

Why'd you only sing Cornerstone when you're high?

Loved Alex fucking up the ultracheese

This is something I never knew I needed

The title of the video is the best description of Alex Turner's lyrics.

I love how he says the word connection!!!

The cornerstone soap opera

I would listen to an entire album of this

nothing could have prepared me for “because i’m batman”

Do more of this!!

“and I wish no ill will, NO ILL WILL!!!!!!”

I love the extended cuts of cornerstone

*“Knows what a means”*

"Ohh me lights are fucking wonkey...wonky fucking lIghtsss but I'm having a nice... I'm having an iceeee because I'm BATMANN!!" literally what the fuck I love this man

humbug songs are just unlocking some before hidden memories of his

I love him so much ❤

i never heard him say “bitch” before until now¿

I think I have a connection with him.

the fact im able to understand almost everything he says here is acc scary

nyc best seller novel: "alex turner: cornerstone stories"

he makes me genuinely happy

the day this man and matty healy making an audiobook is gonna be the day human discover new language

0:53 The Pretty Visitors part sounds like "spontaneous worship moment" at church 😂

Chile🥺🥺🥺🥺 I WANNA GO BACK

Thanks

NO ILL WILL HAS ME SCREAMING

I really want to know all the tea surrounding the cornerstone song

perfect man

1:52 is so fuckng funny to me

someone please....a translation from alex turner to english...please

I love him

LMAOOOOOO I love thissss

he’s batman

Im getting the aliens from Area 51 to understand what he's even saying