I remember when minecraft first added creative, I thought I would be able to create anything I wanted because I was no longer constrained by what blocks I could gather. Turns out I'm just incredibly uncreative.

0:04 I love small details like that Aether portal in the back, we all tried to do that as a kid.

Other types: - The one who lives in a hole in a mountain - The one who doesn't build a house - The over-the-top mansion builder (me) - The 3 block high wood house - The guy who uses window blocks instead of panes Edit: oh and also the mushroom colonizer/village house stealer

0:01 Admirable house you got there, it will suck so bad if something will happen to that house...

*The "5 years old in 2012" one just hits hard...*

as a modder, i cannot confirm that segment. i hollow out a mountain and call it good.

0:01 that house is so beautiful. I hope its doesnt cease to exist

0:05 the aether portal detail hits hard

No one? Nah, I live in my friends floors. Quite literally.

0:39 the only house I can afford in this economy

0:11, that hypothetical child would be 15 now

Lmaooo "5 year olds in 2012" took me back because I WAS that kid. At this daycare my parents used to take me to, they had Minecraft on the iPads. This other kid and I decided to make a "mansion" for ourselves and it was just a massive square of diamonds.

0:01 What a nice house. I hope nobody erases it from existence.

Hardcore players will really just spend 2000 hours building the most complex structure ever made, and then delete it

When playing with "certain" friends on a multiplayer server I would just stick all my necessities on a small plot and have a lot of torches around to keep mobs away. I could conduct war on others while not having anything of my own to lose. The times I did end up building a house it usually got abandoned or destroyed.

Love the modded one, fun idea to make a mind bending base lmao

The no one's house actually looks insanely comfortable

You forgot the dwarven one, where they push a single button and reveal their massive hidden mountain kingdom. I've seen a lot of those

I’ve always liked the idea of the super small house with everything cramped together for some reason, I think it’s cool

As a modder, I can say that crafting table near cave is a perfect home

0:29 look at the painting on the left

0:46 I actually did make a bunch of small houses like that once on a freinds mc server. Yea, it started out with me not wanting to get caught since they had op loot, but uh....let's just say the bases went from average bases, to litteraly being Vietnamese tunnels you needed optifine with dynamic lighting to navigate. Yea, it was a sad day when I came online to see that the tunnels were dug up because they realized I was the one stealing their shit when they were offline

I remember my young cousin making houses from doors his houses looked like a door maze 💀

The “5 year olds in 2012” one even has a failed aether portal behind it lol

The "no one" house is actually pretty lite, n smart. No much 4 protection but a nice touch

LMAO I'm proud that I immediately recognised the first house from the "BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" clip

There is also the one thats doesnt build a house, just has chests and goes exploring/farming instead

The house for “no one” seemed cozy ngl

0:01: “BLYAAAAAAT”

0:01 only russians can understand this meme

0:44 You say no one, but that is essentially one of my old hideouts. I built a tropical island village with a “sewer” system I could swim through. Due to world protect with the town system, I could close off sections, trapping invaders within the pipes. It was a maze of trapdoor crawling.

I always made basements out of my buddies' houses, I essentially had the "No one's" house.

0:54 our house, in the middle of our house

0:39 that just gives me the idea to make hidden places under “tables” like that. It adds to my collection of secret spots in my own base and in my friends :)

Легендарный дом в начале, жаль это поймут лишь жители СНГ

You would be surprised howmany players would build a trap door house just to have a mobile camp lol

0:39 nice enchanting levels 😏

The trap door house is actually not a bad idea... for your first or second night... and ideal for traveling safely.

0:22 bo is in survival

i was unsatified to see there weren't a category for people like me who go into a random cave on the first night and make it their home

0:01 HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, very familiar looking house.

Hardcore players really do be building professional builder level stuff huh

Me and my brother carved our home into the side of a mountain, in the middle of a circle of mountains. Every once in a while a villager would wander a bit to far, and find himself captured by us. Seriously we had a pit made specifically for capturing villagers and sheep. We were literal goblins.

I liked to build my actual house either in a mountain or as a small surface building with large underground farms. The latter was what I would build on multiplayer servers as the ones I had joined allowed for you to have a protected plot of land. That land would only go so far out, but went a lot further up and down. Lots of time was spent digging.

My strategy to make a quick and big house is to find a big cave, cover up the entrance but leave a spot for a door, and cover up the other sides leading father underground with another door, then you have a house and a mine built together

I actually really like that trapdoor house. It's a perfect tiny home :3.

That last one got me good, especially when you kicked the villager out after claiming it was both of your houses. Jokes like these are why I paid attention in history class. So worth it 😂

The "no one" looks cool, kind of like a secret bunker

00:01 holy shit... Does it mean that you're Алёха, not Алекса, as I thought before?

That "no one" house actually looks very comfy, I'd love to sleep in one of those. It has enough room to twist and turn while sleeping while being small enough to give you a sense of safety and comfort. Very relaxing to see. Actually now that I think about it isn't that basically a capsule hotel? Never been to one of those.

The "average player" house remind me of a screaming Russian kid

"no one" made me claustrophobic holy crap lmao

I have a 10+ year old world that I transferd from ps3-ps4- Windows 10- Java. I have literally everything and just spent today building with the new 1.19 blocks. The world gets glitchy from time to time but pretty good (All survival btw)

The 2012 one fits me perfectly. I had a full diamond house back then

I hope I’m not the only one who has that one friend who builds the *same* house every single time you play together.

Yep many of us capture villagers hut until our house is build 😂😂

0:17 "Hardcore players" Not playing in hardcore.

0:33 look how many sword he got

No one seems like a good on the go house if you're going somewhere

I’m a dwarf I just dig into mountains and hide underground like a little rat, completely self sufficient from the surface world.

0:03 hahahahha I recognize that house:)

I love the fact I grew up playing Minecraft, because now my younger brother is growing up playing it. He’ll come to me for things, and I’ll get to say "yeah, you have to do it like this though" or "no, that’s not a real thing, it’s just a mod" and give him advice about it and building advice

Other types: - The cozy cabin - The small house with a massive basement - The guy who renovates a villager house to make it look nicer - The incredible terraformed landscape builder - The hugely over-the-top completely nonfunctional base - The mobile flying machine base - The redstone base with wildly over-the-top piston doors, automatic systems, and wild security systems - The incredibly secure safe house designed to keep out anything and everything

As a modder, im incredibly offended, the modders house should have been spinning

The first house sure is a lovable house, i would certainly be distrought if it spontaneously dissapeared!

The “No one” is what I make for outposts. I love making small compact bases in the sides of stone walls, just slightly buried in a hill. The most complicated and large bases I used to make were scaffolded and hanging over ravines or large winding bunker complexes. I don’t like making structures that won’t be used in some way like empty building shells. And free standing houses always seemed so boring to me

Missed the part where the hardcore player dies while giving the tour, head on collision.

The pre-last one is something similar to what i do, instead of having it all trapdoors the entrence is just trapdoors because suprisingly of the enemy misses and hits the trapdoor you do not take any damage from the blade, yet you yourself can attack his feet. Unless he throws a potion but for early game he most likely wont. (I and my friends play with factions on minecraft)

Me:*Takes a random villager's house and signs"my house*

0:01 многие не поймут откуда

The second one was so accurate Back in the day when me and my cousins were like 7 plating minecraft we just went in creative mode and made the most obscene houses just out of diamonds, emeralds, and gold.

0:37 the most spacious, luxurious housing in Hong Kong

i love how at 0:41 u can see for a split second he has a full inv of diamond blocks

That modder's house looks like something in the mirror dimension in Dr Strange

The last house is literally me 😂

When I started Minecraft, I didn’t do the ‘get wood routine’ for building a house. Instead, I would make my house inside of a mountain. I wanted to blend in with nature so hostile mobs such as skeletons, zombies, spiders, and creepers couldn’t find where I was at.

0:04 I literally remember myself at that age when Emeralds just dropped and I immediately build a god damn mansion out of them

No one? That’s my hardcore house.

diamond and gold houses went so crazy when i was like 9. still remember when they added emeralds. i couldn’t believe my eyes

You forgot my go-to. A random room dug into the side of a mine that consists of a bed, 500 furnaces, 500 cheats, a single flower in a pot, and a clock in an item frame

You walk out the door, you see someone you know, and they ask you if your house is fine. You say fine, but its not really fine but you just can't get into it because they would never understand that your house was on fire and you are now homeless.

0:01 is NO average house, indeed

Ain’t no way 0:28 that painting just got me rickrolled

the "no one" part are basically people who live in coffins

0:08 It's true can't lie I used diamond and gold.

The average players house looks 15x better than mine. 😢

I still live in the giant red mushrooms. Love those things.

0:38 that is my house Also there is the 1x1 house 😂😂😂

The first house in these video are from Russian mem "Ou, mama presla" (Oh, mather is coming). If you want to see it(meme) write on "Search" on KZfaq : "мем мама пришла"

Hardcore players be having like 6 kingdoms 😭

0:03 that house seems familiar

Hardcore players when they realize they can’t show their work in multiplayer:👁👄👁

0:37 I make houses like that but 1 block deeper so it doesn't push out of the ground. Mostly I just make huts and keep everything outside because I do singleplayer

0:43 That one kid named No One:

I lost it at Communists when the Villager got accused of being a kulak and had his bed seized.

You forgot that hard-core players all build the same base, a circular structure separated into different sectors for different biomes.

"No one" mumbo jumbo: *hmmmmmmm*

‘No one’ I live in this house, and it’s really nice!

as an actual Communist I can confirm this is accurate to how I play

The Last One Got Me 😂😂