Yep

The fact that Alfred's first words to him were "Clark Kent" NOT "Master Kent". If he addresses you in your full name....you're screwed. Much like how parents address their kids in their full name.

this registers an emotional level

Fr bro that right there would be equivalent of all your parents and elders telling you that they're disappointed huts right to the fucking core

the Glasgow kiss

i mean. alfred is a highly trained ex-soldier. probably about as physically capable as batman back when alfred was in the SAS.

@@romanplays1 lol no. Special op training is nothing compared the training Bruce went through. Comic Batman would be able to one shot 30 spec ops soldiers.

@@stage4423 i did not say special ops. learn your batman before you brainfart.

@@romanplays1 your IQ must be capped at room temperature. You're the one who said SAS, which is special forces/ops. Think before you type; you won't look as moronic.

@Detective X. I'm not gonna argue semantics. The other guy is a dumbass for thinking Alfred could keep up with Bruce just because of some SAS training.

its baman vs robin movie, which was the "batman vs court of owls"

@@Amiirhesam good guess, but it’s from 2007’s Booster Gold #12. The quote goes “PERHAPS YOU RELIED ON MY MASTER’S VOW AGAINST USING LETHAL FORCE. LET ME ASSURE YOU THAT I SUBSCRIBE TO NO SUCH NICETIES.”

Also he said if he had the chance, he would kill the joker l.ao

@Don't Ask it really takes you nowhere, i put the "." By accident and it became a link

@@pinecone4610 both

Alfred's got them SAS balls, UK Special Forces balls are bigger then the moon

Nah fr my man just dismissed bro

Alfred is fucking amazing every time he's shown. He's such a good modern example of the Bast myth. "Why yes, I could hurt people, but I am needed at home. And if you hurt my family, nothing can save you from me."

Clark: Tell me where bruce is Alfred: Fuck off am going to bed

Yes!! I wish I had that kind of boldness

Even if they nerf the crap out of him he will still be OP

He’s actually a playable character in the lego games

Good one

Makes sense

@@doggamer3649 & IS THE MOST BROKEN THERE

More powerful than the Thanos Snap.

“There’s nothing worth saving here”

Next to Mr. Rodger who taught all children to be good

@@detectiveghost8856 how dare you insult Alfred by literally comparing him to nothing well technically a snap but it’s just a fucking snap

@@Deathmare235 I mean, the thanos snap is the equivalent of a silent super nuke going off everywhere at once with no way to counter it.

Bruce Wayne isn't Alfred's son...but he darn it he might as well be

@@MoyosoreLemboye well even tho their not related Alfred Is Bruce father figure just like how Bruce are the robins father figure

@@MoyosoreLemboye he's more like Bruce's adoptive father

@@lefloof5054 its the injustice series

@@lefloof5054 injustice comic series

*boss bar shows up and it reads "you done fucked up clark"*

He used his full name so he knew Alfred was getting the belt

@@richardendresz161 Imagine if he used his middle name. "Clark Joseph Kent" Superman: "I surrender immediately. All of my allies will stand down now."

My take on it: Alfred: "Clark Kent" Superman: "Why do I hear Jojo _and_ *DOOM* music?!" Alfred: *whispering as he cracks his knuckles* " _Rip and tear..._ " Alfred used Intimidate Superman: *is sweating bullets* It's *super* effective! (oh my gosh the pun! I didn't even _try_ to do that!)

lmfao!!!!! "FINAL LEVEL!!!"

_"I keep a small piece of Kryptonite in my cuffs just in case I need to show Master Kent the door. The rest? Well, a butler must stay in shape..."_

@@Brutalyte616 Well you see no one actually knows Alfred's true lvl of badass, so it's likely he made Dr. Manhattan his b*tch waay long ago and had him create his Butler Suit out of the emotional spectrum of Badass.

It would be cool if the DC writers made alfred secretly more powerful than Darkseid or every DC god he just only used his immense power when the Earth was in danger or when bruce was in trouble.

@@noahjamesthomaswinky That would be top tier story

@@filds1 that would be hilarious

yeah like what he gonna do if superman start kicking him aswell instead repenting on what he did

If Injustice is what made you love Alfred, you're a little late to the party Pal. He's always been an OG.

Yet Damian Wayne who is just another failure of Robin, but of course, he was raised and trained by the League of Assassins. I don't think he ever was going to be the perfect Robin, nor becoming the Future Batman. Yet there are rumors of a new Batman Arkham game called, "Batman Arkham Legacy." It's possible that Damian Wayne might become Batman Beyond. Yet in the comics, he's more reckless, and stubborn.

@@robertmoore8571 oh hell yeah. remember that time, in the animated movie, where the talons attacked the bat cave? alfred just straight up shot them with a pump gun. the dudes ex.marine EDIT: alfred is ex british special forces not marines

Blake Cromley nobody mentioned Damian get your hate boner out of this Alfred discussion. Alfred would be very disappointed in you

"Master Bruce, I merely used only 1% of my power."

Batman: “Alfred, thanks for taking that pill. You’re a real lifesaver.” Alfred: “Here you are” *pulls pill out of his pocket*

"Master Bruce, I only used 1% of my power. After Goku, I had reached a power level of over 9,000 and called it quits."

Alfred is the most powerful being in the DC universe

A year late to this but let’s be real. Only reason Alfred managed to mess him up that bad was because Superman was in a state of shock after what Batman told him. This was a few days after Lois died, he was still in the process of becoming a tyrant he’d eventually become. No way he’d be able to snap his neck and kill him there.

@@CT-zi8em well it’s kind of hard to tell. From what I gathered Alfred is much more skilled in combat vs Superman who mainly relied on his strength. I agree that the shock is what’s kept Superman down but if they both where to fight it would be hard to tell. Because yeah you got powers but then you have a skilled fighter who has the same strength and durability like super man.

Maybe he thought there was hope for him

@@Acesspaded well, would you rather kill a superhuman who is shocked but will defend his life on pure instincts if nothing else, or knock your opponent out and go rescue your son, who is in great pain at a time

@@CT-zi8em It was longer than a few days

These comments make reading the comments unbearable.

@@calebjanus2000 unbearably good to read

Shaggy that man is. My friend so i gave him 2 percent of my power 😂 .

And he's only using 1% of his power

It was just an ibuprofen

Man of culture

@@cinnamoroll3504 I agree

The real thug move was not killing superman. He could have. But he didn't

@@TheHighborn nah bro Alfred just had to leave him embarrassed, sends a message to the rest of the Regime

@@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625He had to let the thug live to tell the tale, so the rival gang would know what he was capable of.

Alfred? “Average”? That is completely wrong.

Alfred Pennyworth is anything but average

Alfred is extraordinary

Alfred is the goat man

@@normalhuman9878 The only average he is, is above.

Ye 100% would be world shattering

TheGamingArcher *end of everything

Shaggys Master

we didnt see his stand, which was really punching

Doppio.. my beautiful sweet doppio..

Well obviously superman didn't fight back but still being able to make superman bleeding is alredy an accomplishment

@@Ashelybee he couldn't even if he wanted to. Alfred took the super pill that gives someone the strength of superman for a while and seeing as Alfred had military training and fighting skills......Superman never stood a chance.

@@knightmare3706 To be fair, Batman is probably at least top ten hand to hand fighters in DC and his fight against Superman when he had the pill over Victor Zsasz didn't take him down as quickly as Alfred takes Superman down here. I think the main factor is he caught Clark COMPLETELY off guard.

@@ClareAmel have you seen the movie in which alfred fights those goons of thalia al ghul, he's easily in the same league, hell it's implied in many comics and other material that Alfred was one of the people to train Bruce.

@@ClareAmel actually i think it’s more so that supes is bewildered, afraid, and disappointed at what he has became at the time. I mean he was still basically innocent at the time Also can i have pfp sauce i love your pic

😂😂😂 so true

batmans a vigilante

Some stuff just fly over people heads

No Batman said that because Superman would never resort to that, so the moment he did Superman was no more he was just a thug

Yeah, sure, but that's a line Batman never refused to cross. Batman I grey. Very grey. It is a shock to Superman that he himself has. He used to be bright white.

@John Jacob Indeed. Alfred doesn't fuck around. That doesn't mean he considered the thugs necessarily worthless, however. He simply chooses more permanent solutions to life's problems when the situation calls for it, and home defense certainly does.

Alfred serving that line with Superman shook in the shadows got a big, fat "YEEEOWCH!!!" From me... Served it ice cold with hit of mint for garnish...

@@savvivixen8490 oof, nothing like ice water and mint to light up your mouth with a firecracker

But alfred kills people so..

And that's why hes pregnant

.....

wait...

Miguel Trevino wait...Not sure that’s how biology works my dude

@@johntaco861 you never know, could be different in their world, I mean they have aliens, a man who can fly and beam lasers out of his eyes, a dark multiverse, magic, oh and talking animals. Haha but I know what you mean, just a joke.

RikkiTikkiTavi Brilliant 👏🏻

Heeey mark ruffalo huuh uuh uuh huh

@uncletigger It's been like 3 decades since I read the story but I don't really remember that lol.

@uncletigger That's pretty funny. Would probably have reacted similarly.

Bro boy scout uniforms are tan. What is everyone here saying?

And matt

He was always there, just not known due to the fact he always is suppressed

Dont forget about Dr.Phil.

Forgot Shrek

Ed is stronger whit pebbel in boot

alfred's the true man of steel not superman

@@CommunicationsOfficer535 agree

😂😂😂😂

Superman: and he died for it 😈

Alfred in heaven getting all the clout tho 😂

“How’s it feel getting beat on harder then hal?”

@@justaguywithagoodphoto4801 Did you mean "harder than Hell"?

I know his Gotham incarnation was, but I don't know about the Injustice one. I'm pretty sure the original Alfred was a former detective.

Add Psyker Alfred trained Batman.

@Add Psyker so......Alfred

@Add Psyker it was a joke mate.....

@Add Psyker same to you mate. and stay safe.

Alfred is so kind treating Bruce as his own son and protecting him

How did u do that with the words?

@@buddyguy2943 do what with words even if your not talking to me

@@Someone-whos-stupid he slanted the words, "Bruce Wayne's" in a fashion to emphasize his tone.

KZfaq uses a variant of Markdown, @@buddyguy2943. To italicise, use _underscores_, like that. To bold, use *asterisks*, like this. And to strikethrough, use -dashes-, like so. It's not a very good implementation, though, so it breaks if there's any punctuation immediately after the second symbol, like those commas.

Khexxi that was 100% intentional.

was probably put in to show he still had a small amount of his old self left in him

@@codysellers4151 though it does make you wonder if, in that moment, Alfred/Bruce could have pulled him back. One thing about villains is that there's always that moment of "could they have been turned to the good side/prevented from falling?" You sometimes see this irl as well. The answer is never as clear as people like to make it out as being.

@@SubduedRadical definitely applies to Injustice Superman Clark was cruel and harsh because he was convinced that killing, strict order, and totalitarian style rule was the best way to stop crime. “Stop crime, before it happens” and whatnot. In the end he let his grief and fear corrupt him (though it’s not ALL his fault tbh. Diana...had a part in it as I’ll say) Injustice 2, some time after Clark killed the Joker; he was about to execute all of the Arkham inmates when Bruce and an unwilling Damian (who later betrayed him) intervened: Bruce-“first Joker, now this... when does it stop?” Clark-“when there’s no more crime! That’s the problem with fighting for truth and justice, the battle never ends!” Clark is actually a tragic character in this universe imo. Good intentions with a psyche and moral compass wrecked by a combination of the Joker, him not processing his grief and trauma in a healthy manner, and people like Diana encouraging him to walk that path. I feel like there was a chance of turning Clark back at this point. Not later on though, when he fully embraced his new ideology and mindset.

@@codysellers4151 I agree with everything you said and Diana corrupted him just for super D

Serious sam reference?

Sups lucky alfred didnt pull out that shoty

That one was good

Luckily he was using a quarter of 1% of his power

I will gladly be your one thousand like lol.

It's more than a line, is it.

You damn right!

Alfred: *Taps Harley on the shoulder* "Can we talk for a moment?"

Supes: "Uhm." Harley: "Oh shit. He's right behind me, isn't he?"

The fact that superman survived makes him tough

@@deadshot6554 i mean. those pills are meant to put one at the same physical level as superman/martian manhunter (as the two are usually equal in strength) not above superman.

Alfred: Kent is that you OHHHHHHHHHH

Gojifan_47 MY DOG COME HERE

@@Wade_Fucking_Wilson into my fist superman

🤣

@@waynedeacon2736 LMFAO

Don't forget ex military. He actually could've killed Superman, but chose mercy.

@@jayjay86443 hi was the best the military could offer SAS top rated in the world for some time now

He literally broke his foot off in his ass

that was batman not alfred dumb

Araiz Ashraf wait what???

@@araizashraf you dumbass

@@araizashraf dummy

Do not be impolite, Masters, watch for your manners and treat others with respect. Think. What would Master Alfred do ?

Yes. At that point Bruce truly is his son. Cue Yondu's last words, because they sure as hell work with Alfred to Bruce. I ended up reading a Young Justice based story where The Team and members of the Justice League were reacting to MCU movies (the author hasn't even gotten to Iron Man 2 yet), and they had it that Bruce ended up taking off shortly after Stain's villainous agenda was revealed (just straight up left to go back to the manor to be alone and even avoided Alfred). He was upset because he saw just how many parallels he had with Stark, so the thought of Stark's father-figure betraying him in such a way messed with his head, and it definitely seems like the reaction would've been accurate. Alfred has always been there for him since his parents death, so to watch the story of someone whose life parallels to his own (albeit different in the finer details, but similar enough that he could truly relate to Tony) ends up getting betrayed by their father-figure would certainly strike a chord within him, and give him something to break down over. Especially when it comes to the Young Justice incarnation of Batman, since (if you ask me) his broody nature and whatnot are significantly toned down (and I mean _significantly_ ) compared to the usual. This is all just a testament to the bond he shares with his father-figu -no...his dad. If you ask me, Alfred is the true man behind the bat.

Yeah we didn’t forget

@@legobrick1356 That sunds really cool

@@apuji7555 legit, I didn't know I always wanted such a story to exist

@@KantHandleThis I'm really hoping maybe an animated show or movie could come out of this.

Any being that completely beleives he can do no wrong was never a hero

@@kameronmyles2013 lol you fundamentally misunderstand the character.

That was an alternate universe superman, not the main dcu superman. Like Homelander.

Exactly.

Superman didn't need to learn to fight

A version of him did become a proficient user of Kryptonian martial arts, in addition to being trained in boxing by... I wanna say Muhammad Ali? Regardless he's not supposed to be completely useless in fistfight minus powers bit he's typically portrayed that way.

@@burningfire3414 exactly the og comment's point, Alfred did know and when he got as strong as superman, it was like some rookie high schooler going up against a professional

actually he did

Bs moment.

@@araizashraf Relax and take the joke .

Its only one of the best moments in comic book history if you're a complete dumbass. All of injustice is trash.

@@ihateflags1 yeah very trash...

"He had us in the first half, not gonna lie"

LMFAO

Did that level also show up to your house later to threaten your brother?

@@nickerbrain After the sequel game came out yes...

Thats kinda funny, I didnt have brothers so Batman was me, and Alfred was just me a couple days/weeks later

@@AndrewAce. top tier response

Alfred : What pill?

Also shows that Alfred has zero fear. He straight up tells superman to fuck off lol.

@@cngotham4111 Man's just really said gtfo I'm tired of your bullshit

@@cngotham4111 Alfred just did a total power move on Superman

@@cngotham4111 I wouldn't say he had zero fear. Just that, unlike that superman, Alfred had actual courage, so he did what he knew was right despite his fear.

@@fabiocandelori9163 I hate commenting shit like this, but... "This!"

Bro definitely had some kryptonite buckshot tucked away for special occasions though

honestly it makes it even more badass that he probably didn't have anything prepared

What's funny is, alfred has used guns, and isn't afraid to take a life to save one

@@wackypenguin94 “The Batman doesn’t kill. Sadly for you, I’m a Butler with a with a loaded revolver” -Alfred, to some thug breaking into Wayne Manor

Like the Joker, Zsasz is a cold-blooded, unrepentant psychopath who would keep killing people no matter how many times Batman took him down. And yet Superman not only let him live but purposefully let him keep killing!? He's not only a coward but the absolute worst kind of hypocrite!!

@@GrandmasterDevo naa he let him kill Alfred and then kill him to teach Bruce about why he should kill his enemies and to cover his tracks.

@@primehunter844 and because he was scared alfred will beat the shit out of him again :)

@@user-je7ul5dq8n The same thing wouldn’t since he wouldn’t be caught off guard

@@primehunter844 he probably just couldn't do it himself.

And him calling "Master Kent" at the end... "Master" is an honorific for young boys (that's why he calls Bruce "Master Bruce", it's his way of calling Bruce his little boy, basically an affection thing, but here, it's used as disrespect, basically telling Clark he's acting like a child).

Because it's Alfred, remember he's former SAS and superman is a power hungry "child" in this focused too much on batman

That makes sense and, under normal circumstances, be quite true. But, all these things depend on whoever the writer is. Powers will wax and wane, to fit the narrative of the storyteller. 🤷‍♂

It's not like Superman is in a perfect calm state of mind

Don’t even try to run he can outrun you just accept your fate

@@anairconditionermother7537 At that point it's just natural selection

He is just a little slower than CAMERAMAN

@@BatCostumeGuy I'm laughing on the ground rn grabbing my ribs so they don't try to escape

It's a little deeper than being savage. Alfred tries to see the worth in everything. Everyone. Saying that superman is not worth saving means a lot.

Chuck Baker no The moral of the story: Don’t hurt Batman or Alfred will one punch you

@@theslayerishereboi4255 so don’t get Alfred angry why correct it when your saying the same stuff ,’:I

@@theslayerishereboi4255 - Yes, and isn't that what I already said? Saying the same thing in other words doesn't make it different...

LMAO

Why would he? He used to be the Doom Slayer, ripping and tearing demons in hell and fighting gods on a Tuesday

@@knightmare3706 he didn’t want to kill Clark so maybe he took the pill to nerf himself to above Clark level

@@Wojsd thats i good point of view

Obviously, alfred had the raw power just to kick superman's shit in without the pill. Like man wasnt even intimidated by superman when he comes in unannounced basically begging for a rematch. Alfred simply left because he knew this fight wasnt going to challenge his true power. Ps for those that think I'm being serious, I'm not. We all know for a fact that superman would get his arse handed to him by alfred pill or no pill XD.

@Moshin Rafsanjani true, Alfred truly is the most underrated power houses of DC XD

btw, did superman kill him later? last picture is ambigous. I don't read comics

Highborn Superman had a serial killer murder Alfred

@@corbenwong5536 victor zsasz did Who is a iconic villain in batman who is normally just a cameo character. Hes the guy who cuts scars into him self for each murder he commits. Hes covered in em.

I think he does I haven’t read it yet. That’s still bad ass if he did though.

corbenwong I only played the game but didn’t Robin kill Zsasz before becoming Nightwing?

😂😂

One lump or two?

@@marcsantana9753 he gave'em all of it.

@@marcsantana9753 brilliant

🤣🤣🤣🤣

more like /gamemode survival Superman

@@risingdarkness XD

/effect Alfred001 strength 99999 255

Objective: Survive

@@Starlord-ij4yo you messed up there my guy it’s actually /effect @s strength 1000000 255

tf is a daycover...? Google is giving me something like an envelope bearing a stamp from the first day it was issued, and urban dictionary isn't helping either.

@@OriginalAkivara they are most likely referring to the fact that bruce considers his true identity as batman and wayne as the alter ego. I think they are saying alfred is the similar and taught bruce to do that

Há! I got that reference!

@@odiwalker3973 Is it a Flashpoint reference or something else?

@@rooban989 It's a reference to an anime called Black Butler, it's on Netflix

@@odiwalker3973 Ohh

Black Butler fans chill

*deep inhale - this motherfucker again*

Also front and back xd

@@amaliamartindiaz3650 Also Up And Down xd

But then the unkillable Alfred came back alive from the dead.

But it wasn't Superman's regime that sent Zsasz, he went after Alfred on his own.

@@kenkaneki9176 it was superman that sent zsasz the regime knew nothing about it

@@goatking150 this is all Wonder woman and Joker's fault for why Superman's so messed up Joker's fault for planting a bomb in Lois is heart Wonder woman's fault for manipulating Superman

@@emmanuelojurongbe758 I'm never said anything about who's at fault for everything I was just correcting ken kaneki about how it was superman that sent him

"Bruce always does" - lmao since when, where ? Batman fanbois always make up the dumbest shit I ever hear. Why are you so desperate to have Batman humiliate Superman ? 😂😂😂😂

@@lkvideos7181 Exactly! I swear Batman fanboys are just the absolute worst. Literally unbearable.

@@lkvideos7181 Batman owns Superman. You know it. Just embrace it.

@@araizashraf Duh. Supes is just an overrated boy scout.

@@r.j.w7924 Unbearable is people believing that because Supes is way overpowered that he can't be defeated by a strategist.

But little did you know,he was the one who created Shaggy to keep balance from himself in case he was too dangerous,and it only took 0.0000000000000000000001% of his power

Don’t forget the powers of bully maguire if he was in injustice he would have beaten Superman by putting dirt in his eye

Wrong. Didn't you know that Shaggy is just Alfred in his younger years?

@@spideydudenof7085 *Bully’s main theme starts up*