the guy at the far left ramp still has the straps on the back of the boat

All hail ALFRED MONTANER - the KING of BLACK POINT!

They should start charging the ramp hogs a dollar a minute for each boat staying there longer than 5 minutes. It's a public ramp not your private slip.

The first boat I seen the trailer floating I new he didnt disconnect the rear tie downs. HAHAHAHAHHA

I saw the straps still on as he was backing up... WOW 😳😬😂 You could see it lifting the whole trailer 😉

That guy that spent twenty minutes failing to back his boat in, forgot the rear straps too. The whole video (a different chit show) I had seen him fail to do that and was waiting for him to float the trailer. He failed so bad he never found out how bad he failed.

“” THEY NEED TOW HOOKS ON THE FRONT OF THEIR TRUCKS “” A good way for some guy to make money would be to hang-out at the Marina with a “TOW CHAIN” to help those who backed-in the water too far and started to spin.

This makes me think of the good ol’ days when my dad had the well-greased rollers on his trailer and it was so easy to get the boat on and off lol… back then people apparently didn’t care about the bottom appearance of the boat as much it seems 🤣

I love the videos Alfred. I especially enjoyed the way you said “Googan” at the 7min 42sec portion of the video. Had me busting up. Thanks for sharing

Man, it really doesn't hurt anything, if you take off your rear tie downs before you back down the ramp! Awesome job Alfred 👍✌️

People watching is a sport , especially at busy places. Humans do the craziest things at times. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Straps will do it !

Alfred, women don't sweat, they glisten. Just ask your wife, she'll tell you.

Okay boys and girls, story time with Uncle Al.

I know about Space. Carl Sagan told me it`s full of billions & billions of stars! Now hold my cocktail so I can snort another line before I get spaced out...

dude holding the lines not paying attention, rangers like dale amarra eso ahi asere! lol

Dude, I just found this channel, and you, my friend, are hysterical.!! Bloop, bloop! all day!

You guys need to catch up with us here in Aus. Our bunks are made of poly. Our boats don't stick on bunks, they slide straight off as soon as they get wet.

Install a extended tongue on your trailer. Problem solved, no more Bloop Bloop

This 60 yr old hillbilly in Appalachia loves your vids ! The whole Boating World Life looks like a good time. It'd be cool to do an immersion into it for a week or so & no doubt I'd be lucky to hire you as tour guide. Except those 2 dudes beefing. I'd hafta nope out on that & go get a burger or something.

Yessir, that’s exactly what the Miami scene was like. Was in all of the clubs you mentioned

I never see anyone using wheel chocks 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣🤣

It’s like the old saying goes “ You can’t fix Stupid!!!

Alfred, I'm gonna take a vacation just so I can go fishing with you in Florida. Maybe we're strange but this is sooooooo entertaining. Salud Alfred, keep up the ChitChow

How HARD is it? Make a check list. #1 DRAIN PLUG. #2 Rear Trailer Straps. #3 Front Strap. #4 Bow Dock Lines. #5 Aft Dock Lines. #6 Fenders if you have them, and finally fuel/oil. Do the check list BEFORE you worry about alcohol and everything else!

Up all night foam parties at amnesia

Another qualified captain

I have watched several of your videos and I have become a fan. You do a great job and your videos are of high quality. I would really like to see some videos of the Miami River at night with all the boats lighted up. Keep up the great work.

What is the deal with folks having to load their boats at the ramp! This is so crazy man! Guy unloading, loading his cooler, bringing ice, etc while at the ramp. Man! They don't get it.

The strap trailer floated in to the dock

Seems like she not the only one who was sweating 😅

You've got a keen eye for some good cakes my friend. Keep up the good work.

So? When the Ranger stepped in to take control, without looking to see what's going on... does that qualify as: "Ranger Danger!!!" ?

I'm watching the guy's idiocy and his boat actually floating his attached trailer, and Alfred is just babbling on about this, that and who let the dogs out. And if the 'captain' didn't remove the tie-downs, did he put the plug in? I'm just sayin'...

This has got to make you wonder how these people survive as adults?

Amazing how it's all about them. Always load the gear and ice up away from the ramp. Hold up a ramp for several minutes while you use the dock to load ice, coolers, gear that should have been loaded up in the staging area. At our ramps one would be crucified.

These people have no idea. Why put the trailer in so deep, no wonder so many vehicles go" BLOOP BLOOP BLOOP" Boaties in America seem to dither around the ramps, this wouldn't be tolerated in Australia.

Amazing some people take 1/2 the day to unload and re load their boats.

miami used to be a high class WASP resort city. it's change so much because the demographics have changed so much.

🎶 The wheels in the water go bloop bloop bloop. Lol

You got to get back to making more of these at Black point. Bread and butter ! Love'em

Captain Lance is never excited to see you 🤨

I guess every state is different. I have never seen a ranger at a boat ramp before. I have been watching your videos for a while and I have never so many people pulling these heavy boats with small suv and trucks. These videos make me so glad I have a boat slip. Make the 600 a month for the slip worth every penny lol. Love the videos

Dang bro , all that history off a head that brought you back in the day …. Lol I love it . BTW a shout out from so. Cal WHAT UUUPPPP

i remember the foam parties lol we used to sneak in, was only in 8th grade in cutler ridge at the time haha we always found a way in :)

Just unhook it from the truck and take the trailer with ya lol

Great story Alfred. Thanks for that.

Love your videos ! Keep up the good work, this shit is comical !!

You might of thought it was a slow simple video; however, your narration and at the same time watching the two boats attempting to launch along with Capt. Lance at the end was as entertaining as any other video. This was captivating as you told the story of the night clubs and after hours. Nice job Alfredo Jose Montaner. Keep it coming, your subscribers never know what to expect because you change it up, never boring. Other channels just show boat ramps while they narrate and describe what is being seen which is boring; however, you bring it to another level. Your charisma is no match for their attempt at being "you" because you're "you" and it cannot be imitated. Hit that SUBSCRIBE button and "Wait For It" Ya! ya! I'll drop the MIc..

Enjoy it Alfred. Best wishes and more “Chit”

Tell these Boaters to have “Tow Hooks” on the front of their trucks so when they start spinning - someone could hook-on and pull them forward.

All they need is four wheel drive

Pro tip, straps…haha

I like your commercials.

Don't worry about say the wrong thing. If someone gets mad let them. As long as you can sleep at night.

Wild that you brought up the Olympia and we are less than a week away from it and it’s in Florida this year too. Just ironic lol

Lol he said baby fish killer

Does Captain Lance’s vessell have bow thrusters? He can turn his boat on a dime😂😂😂👍

You finally took the straps off and the boat will pull off very easy now

Alfred said "CHARITIN" LMAO thank you for sharing hermano!

I used to work at Howard Hughes medical institute in coconut grove off main hwy in the 80's great times loved the bed races

Dock etiquette #1 don't prep and load your boat at the dock , do it in the parking lot or prepping area if provided

I’m Mexican, Chicano from Los Angeles and I know who charitene is

You are the champions of launching

You can see when he finally pulls the boat out that those two straps on the stern were just hanging free. They were hanging from the boat but they were not secured to the trailer. This can be seen clearly if you watch the boat as it emerges out of the water.

The Dolphin mall parking lot is a chit show.

The first boat was still strapped to the trailer… thats why it didnt come off.

WOW! More chaos than usual

You can see the transom straps on the lift loops.

The fishing rod at 11:00 exact that still has its tag dangling

Did they forget to unstrap the back of the boat??? Why doesn't the marina cut groves in the ramps??

A chituation at the ramp.

Alfred i can't stop laughing!

Lol there was a horse fly that hit my bottom lip hahahahah😆😂

Chit Show double time today.......it’s lookin like stoned boaters Dade Co. Florida chapter 305......awesome job btw!

After hours at the mix lol!! George Acosta at shadow lounge. Then you had amnesia as well.

Lemme know if you ever need a drone pilot for the chit show!!! I get you some nice aerial shots Lmao 🤣 these clowns bro....you would think from owning a boat for a minute you've been thru this before....smh

Wait! The guy on the left who was spinning his rear tires was a 4x4???? Did he never think to engage it before trying to launch? First step for me!

And at this moment he knew he_______ up LOL

i cant belive you do not see the straps

Alfred how did you not notice the straps were still on the boat!!

Tidowns come off before water hahaha....

how do these guys not instantly realize the trailer is floating?

What's up with all these dock preppers? It doesn't take that long to get underway. Geez

Kitchen club,Red Room, The Cameo.

Rollin Rollin Rollin

At the risk of losing content where a guy could damage his boat/truck - wouldn't it be the right thing to do to yell out to him to help him save his boat/truck? Seems like a nice thing to do.

That first guy still has his chains hook to the boat he didn't un hook the boat from the trailer You can see the chain still hang in the back it's still hooked up

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble but if you look again at the transom straps, they are disconnected from the trailer. Just not removed from the boat.

They need to improve the surface of those boat ramps so that the vehicles have more traction.

I forgot to remove the back straps one time, years ago. Ramp was not busy but two of my grandkids were watching! Never made that mistake again!

You called everything wrong on this video.

It baffles me why people back their vehicles in so far, like they think the whole boat has to be floating. Once the back floats a tad, it slides off the bunks or rollers with ease.

How the hell did they make it 90 miles

How many blups does a blup blup blup? Does a Blup blup blup blup blup?

When the trailer came out the straps were not connected at the bottom

The first guy still has his stern straps attached! WTF

Is this X rated, at 8:40 you said " don't make her sweat at the boat ramp...but he did get her off"

Peeps loading at the ramps need to be keyhauled

from ny love what you do damn that alligator has anyone falling in the water ever