Seriously Incapable Boaters ! Black Point Marina's Worst Captains ! (Chit Show)

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Alfred Montaner

Alfred Montaner

20 күн бұрын

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@saltyran
@saltyran 19 күн бұрын
“Members only doo doo doo dooooo”” 😂.
@CWR3212
@CWR3212 17 күн бұрын
It never ceases to amaze me with how many incompetent people are out there
@03roadking
@03roadking 15 күн бұрын
U mean in Florida 😂😂
@Travis3500
@Travis3500 4 күн бұрын
Those type of people love Florida
@4106justme
@4106justme 19 күн бұрын
Thus is some funny chit 😂
@4106justme
@4106justme 19 күн бұрын
I thought Alfred went to France lmbo
@ThânAnhKiệt
@ThânAnhKiệt 18 күн бұрын
Please film many unexpected scenes at the marina. I love it
@davidcraven277
@davidcraven277 18 күн бұрын
That looks like a Miami car wash at the bout ranp
@eriklarson9137
@eriklarson9137 16 күн бұрын
"bout ranp" That is actually impressive.
@renedelapaans647
@renedelapaans647 18 күн бұрын
best part: 2.20 forget the rest whahahahahha
@jeffrandolf5673
@jeffrandolf5673 15 күн бұрын
15:12 EVERYONE ON THEIR PHONES while captain does everything & falls in water. GOOGANS
@seymourrackoff
@seymourrackoff 19 күн бұрын
I just love this Chit !!!
@JT-wn7wb
@JT-wn7wb 6 күн бұрын
That was hilarious!! the guy yelling that's the CHIT SHOW😂😂😂😂
@teresacastro8899
@teresacastro8899 18 күн бұрын
FRED&ALFRED AND THE CHIT CHIT!!!!!!
@carstoniu
@carstoniu 18 күн бұрын
around 480 gallons in the pickup bed!!
@mike60521x
@mike60521x 17 күн бұрын
Sounds about right
@eriklarson9137
@eriklarson9137 16 күн бұрын
Water weighs 8lbs per gallon. You think only 60 gallons will fill a truck bed? Lol. Look at a 150 gallon fish tank. You think only 1/2 of one of those will fill a truck bed?
@Travis3500
@Travis3500 4 күн бұрын
@@eriklarson9137 ?
@Travis3500
@Travis3500 4 күн бұрын
I love how corny you are it keeps me coming back lmao
@hunterr651
@hunterr651 18 күн бұрын
Ol boy in blue at 1:28 has got a beer gut damn
@acreguy3156
@acreguy3156 18 күн бұрын
Agreed. When is he due? Looks like triplets.
@00sean00
@00sean00 18 күн бұрын
Water in the bed of the trucks - Short Bed (5.8 feet): 342.76 gallons = 2,859.64 pounds Standard Bed (6.6 feet): 391.33 gallons = 3,263.72 pounds
@jakejacobson2999
@jakejacobson2999 11 күн бұрын
Depending on bed length it will fill with approximately 540 gallon or 4500lb of water alone. Let alone inside the cab
@The.Real.Timmii
@The.Real.Timmii 19 күн бұрын
waaaiiit for it....
@toddgorski7854
@toddgorski7854 18 күн бұрын
Alfred, it looks to be a short box GMC, so that is 62.9 cu. ft. which works out to be 470 gallons of water.
@chadouellette790
@chadouellette790 16 күн бұрын
The alligator could drive the GMC better than that.
@mommy2libras
@mommy2libras 3 күн бұрын
You're watching the water flow oit of the bed, I'm watching it stream out the bottom of both the front and back doors, lol.
@keithphillips6111
@keithphillips6111 18 күн бұрын
This was the best one ever Alfred!!!! We got shit flying everywhere!!! Trucks sinking,boats ramming docks,chicks being chicks,and best of all..... Fred!!!!!! He was drunk bragging hes getting a new truck soon!!! He said the next time some idiot sinks one hes taking over!!!😮😮😮
@leroycharles9751
@leroycharles9751 5 күн бұрын
If I get boat #3 it will be called the MV Bloop Bloop.
@normangraber1047
@normangraber1047 18 күн бұрын
One of your best so far.
@iamjbeck
@iamjbeck 9 күн бұрын
a fullsize 8' pickup bed is 77.4 ft3 which would hold 579 gallons. Now you know!
@mikekreis2916
@mikekreis2916 13 күн бұрын
I love to see that people bring lawn chairs to the dock😂
@SkuncleJimmy
@SkuncleJimmy 18 күн бұрын
Holy Chit Show! You are makin fans in Alaska!
@taylorhickman84
@taylorhickman84 18 күн бұрын
"Niagra falls at blackpoint" lol
@Jc-bo1uu
@Jc-bo1uu 18 күн бұрын
I have always been told when you were launching or retrieving a boat to always have your vehicle in four-wheel-drive. That way when you put the vehicle in park, it puts the front and rear axles both in park.
@GearZenChannel
@GearZenChannel 15 күн бұрын
Start rolling a camera and I might fold under the pressure at the dock! 🤣
@ScarabChris
@ScarabChris 15 күн бұрын
5:08 it's easy to calculate the amount of gallons of water in a square or rectangle container. in inches, L x W x H and divide that figure by 231. I was in the aquarium business for 20+ years of my 50 years alive so I often had to calculate the gallons of water in an aquarium.
@jpstanton3223
@jpstanton3223 18 күн бұрын
This is the most beautiful footage EVER!!
@dalemiller4221
@dalemiller4221 18 күн бұрын
Not if, but when Fred munches down on soylent green. 😂
@terinac5082
@terinac5082 18 күн бұрын
Brilliant..😂😂😂..Thank You.😂😂
@capicolaspicy
@capicolaspicy 18 күн бұрын
For that submerged black GMC pickup, you asked how much water would the bed hold - here ya go! 1 cubic foot of water is 7.4 gals. So a truck bed for example GMC Sierra 1500 would be ~6.6x5x2 feet = 66 cubic feet = about 480 gallons of water!
@longtime239
@longtime239 18 күн бұрын
Quick Question Alfred, Why Do all The Towing Companies Leave The Trucks in Gear And Just Drag Them up? Wouldn't Be Easier on the tow if the truck being towed was freewheeling?
@Ky_fireman128
@Ky_fireman128 18 күн бұрын
You drop it in the drink, that drivers not getting wet to save your driveline lol. That towtruck has no problem dragging a pickup on wet concrete
@longtime239
@longtime239 18 күн бұрын
@Ky_fireman128 Really it's that big of a pain in the ass to open a door let the water drain out for a couple of mins and then put the bitch in neutral
@iffracem
@iffracem 17 күн бұрын
Electric switches and solenoids operate most diffs/transfer cases these days, once they're in salt water for even a little but... they probably won't work.
@troygray2884
@troygray2884 4 күн бұрын
As a tow truck driver I'll answer this for you its safer to drag the vehicle thus it can't roll away when it gets level or rol backwards if something breaks
@fjb4932
@fjb4932 4 күн бұрын
Seems the more expensive the toy, the more ignorant the owner. ☆
@rtcharge
@rtcharge 6 күн бұрын
I could sit there all day with a cooler🎉
@Fajah69
@Fajah69 10 күн бұрын
The flags says it all in this place. Stable geniuses...
@rogersmith5167
@rogersmith5167 14 күн бұрын
Looks like a competition between horse power and stupidity to me
@bobdowns6973
@bobdowns6973 15 күн бұрын
TRULY ENTERTAINING! IT JUST IS !
@TexasPapa13
@TexasPapa13 14 күн бұрын
@2:17 you’re welcome
@justachipn3039
@justachipn3039 18 күн бұрын
🌵🌵💀💀👍👍🌵🌵 LOVE THE CHIT SHOW !!! Thx Bro !!!
@johngauntlett4915
@johngauntlett4915 18 күн бұрын
Alfred, we need to give you a new nickname, Captain Crunch!
@fernandorodriguez8420
@fernandorodriguez8420 18 күн бұрын
Don't worry Alfred fred got the hole shot while you were in the bathroom 😂
@tommooe4524
@tommooe4524 14 күн бұрын
In case of doubt about whether or not alligators are present in the water in Florida….go to the waters edge….touch it and if it feels wet……there are alligators in it….have fun ….swim briskly
@FirstLast-ye8nf
@FirstLast-ye8nf 7 күн бұрын
No one doubts there are Alligators in Florida.
@larryborsa4396
@larryborsa4396 16 күн бұрын
How anyone can sink an entire tow vehicle at a ramp mystifies me. Absolute incompetence with a vehicle. One can only imagine what they're like with a boat.
@dewaynethompson8095
@dewaynethompson8095 18 күн бұрын
Its like Fred knows he is being recorded!!! 😆
@samramirez2160
@samramirez2160 18 күн бұрын
I wish would make an appearance when those guys fall, you see some real Olympic speed swimmers
@f1hook
@f1hook 18 күн бұрын
I don't think it's the tires. It's the idiots behind the wheel 🤣🤣
@rickmclean1274
@rickmclean1274 14 күн бұрын
Alfred. Canadian boy loves your shit show down there. That never happens here lol. Btw. Sheet of plywood 6” thick of water is a ton
@bobdowns6973
@bobdowns6973 15 күн бұрын
I THINK ALFRED SHOULD RUN THE RAMP ! ANY PROBLEMS ...🐊 😅
@yesmamm241
@yesmamm241 18 күн бұрын
I just saw your make 99 cents great again hat, buy the way it is written, it reads .99 cents. That just less that a penny
@thooks1234
@thooks1234 16 күн бұрын
Average 1500 truck bed - 95 cubic feet, 695 gallons. Roughly 5800 lbs of water
@richardwilken2490
@richardwilken2490 10 күн бұрын
It looks like a lot of people don't like their boats to me .
@josephwieszbicki690
@josephwieszbicki690 18 күн бұрын
Heee hee hee I'm still giggling!
@bks252
@bks252 17 күн бұрын
How can so many people be so incompetent?
@scottz143
@scottz143 5 күн бұрын
Is there something about black point that makes it more difficult than a typical launch?
@markkraus3598
@markkraus3598 18 күн бұрын
I’m sure absolutely no alcohol was involved involved in any of these 😎
@Harrison1Bergeron
@Harrison1Bergeron 17 күн бұрын
this is fascinating. These families were better seamen when they had rafts, now they have gucci gear and lost the tribal knowledge.
@Boatfisherz1
@Boatfisherz1 17 күн бұрын
Florida people are crazy...🤪 Never see anything crazy at the boat ramps in the PNW
@richardwilken2490
@richardwilken2490 10 күн бұрын
Fred is looking for a new truck to drive to the beach 🏖️.
@konrrade
@konrrade 18 күн бұрын
Why do boaters no longer seem to be able to operate their boats?
@jato62
@jato62 18 күн бұрын
Crazy!!!!
@RobrawlerOfficial
@RobrawlerOfficial 3 күн бұрын
These people have nice boats. How can they be so bad at this?
@nutterfjell
@nutterfjell 8 сағат бұрын
missed it! burned pizza.
@josephwieszbicki690
@josephwieszbicki690 18 күн бұрын
GMC..."GRAB MY CHECKBOOK!"
@carstoniu
@carstoniu 18 күн бұрын
i know she into the throttle but if she is that clumsy she should not even be in the area... and dont you have to click it into gear?? so the guy must ot have left it not in neutral locked.. such a nice boat for this to happen too.. poor kid hes just in shock though
@chrisblomquist6029
@chrisblomquist6029 18 күн бұрын
Hard to believe these all happened that past few months and bathtub Barbie’s kids were cute!!
@RonRussell-sj1zf
@RonRussell-sj1zf 18 күн бұрын
How much water in pickup truck bed? Just measure length x width x height in inches, divide the result by 231 cu. in. per gallon and you have your answer.
@RonRussell-sj1zf
@RonRussell-sj1zf 18 күн бұрын
Good place to hang out and buy a pickup truck for cheap!
@4106justme
@4106justme 19 күн бұрын
😂Hi Salty
@saltyran
@saltyran 19 күн бұрын
@@4106justme Hello there.
@4106justme
@4106justme 19 күн бұрын
@@saltyran I just saw this come up and thought I'd check it out. Sure is good for a laugh.
@SteveJory
@SteveJory 4 күн бұрын
All the gear and no idea.
@karaDee2363
@karaDee2363 17 күн бұрын
Insanity at its finest😮
@BomBoo-rn8gj
@BomBoo-rn8gj 18 күн бұрын
11:30 Do they charge admission? I'm 'gonna come down there with a crew and open a launch & recover franchise.
@TexasPapa13
@TexasPapa13 14 күн бұрын
GMC making submarines now?
@crackstp
@crackstp 18 күн бұрын
Alfred, ask Miami Dade what they would do if Fred started towards their diver in the water? Not to be a prick, but would they try to kill it?
@thedevilinthecircuit1414
@thedevilinthecircuit1414 18 күн бұрын
Yes they would.
@iffracem
@iffracem 17 күн бұрын
Just goes to show, you don't need any intelligence to have enough money to buy expensive material things. The land of "look at me.. look at me" where showing off is so much more value than anything else.
@dewaynethompson8095
@dewaynethompson8095 18 күн бұрын
Fred is a STAR!!!!!!
@watchinglclowns9890
@watchinglclowns9890 18 күн бұрын
A tongue would Be utilized !!!
@user-ub2oo5zm4u
@user-ub2oo5zm4u 18 күн бұрын
ABSOLUTLEY NO DIFFERENCE CHEVY & GMC!!!
@J-dizzle2021
@J-dizzle2021 18 күн бұрын
Holy Chit... Show. 😅
@Calleronline1-vf1eh
@Calleronline1-vf1eh 18 күн бұрын
Not hating but wouldnt animal control have come and put him down since hes being fed?
@LaPiedra-ok7rl
@LaPiedra-ok7rl 13 күн бұрын
Ay madre esta dos Yámanas 300 yo lo llevo a cielo...
@TexasPapa13
@TexasPapa13 14 күн бұрын
Why do yall back in so far 😂.
@Carolinabiggins
@Carolinabiggins 18 күн бұрын
Take the sticker off your hat lol
@phillyrube4276
@phillyrube4276 18 күн бұрын
Are all wrecker drivers that bad.
@RedXCross1
@RedXCross1 18 күн бұрын
mosquito truck 3:30 on
@renedelapaans647
@renedelapaans647 18 күн бұрын
Good day happy few ❤
@acreguy3156
@acreguy3156 18 күн бұрын
At 15:15, the guy falls in the water, nobody at the helm, props running, they all scatter to the edge to see if he's okay, and one idiot playing on his cell phone. Unbelievable.
@keithtravelrn
@keithtravelrn 18 күн бұрын
gmc is chevy
@CanandianPeriod
@CanandianPeriod 18 күн бұрын
I guess you don't need a brain to buy a boat in Florida !!!!
@acreguy3156
@acreguy3156 18 күн бұрын
Fellow Canadian here 🍁. You're right. All you need is a huge bank account and a dismal sperm count.
@marke8743
@marke8743 8 күн бұрын
use cubic feet
@sickheadache9903
@sickheadache9903 18 күн бұрын
Alfred..U Loco! .Ducklings or Flock for Babies. Ur confusing Kittens for Ducks..The Heat on ur Head at Black Point! 🥴🤔🥰😜 Love ur Show!
@LT.X380
@LT.X380 18 күн бұрын
👍👍🇺🇸
@jimjones-pz1tt
@jimjones-pz1tt 13 күн бұрын
Ghetto/Barrio/Trailer Trash Marina
@oystertoad2909
@oystertoad2909 19 күн бұрын
😂👍
@D65Cinder11HDR
@D65Cinder11HDR 18 күн бұрын
Wait for it 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤
@tonysanchez9114
@tonysanchez9114 15 күн бұрын
OMG que dumb!
@carlcooper912
@carlcooper912 16 күн бұрын
Amateur hour
@TheAcceleratorMagazine
@TheAcceleratorMagazine 17 күн бұрын
Irritating.
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