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USA: Hello East, heard you have oi...um weapons...will you give it to me or shall i brainwash the population into thinking you wanna harm us because of religion? East: no, sorry! *world peace restored by the west **#freedom*

Best line in this clip

@@EternalReturnal515 east side

All I could think of when the priest commented that was how about something that is documented over and over, sexual abuse of children and the willingness of the church to cover it up.

"It's not pre-marital sex if you have no intention of marrying the person." - Daniel Tosh

He abuses little boys

@@justincredible. What a judgemental statement.

@@boo-hf8xv i mean... statistically... its not super far fetched

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True, the main man is god

@@KungKokkos It's called Christianity, not Goddianity

@@ezeqeel8352 Is that why it's called Judaism too, judas is the main man?

@@ezeqeel8352 Oh, so the name of the brand of abrahamic religion doesn't imply the main man, but in fact what puts it apart from other abrahamic religions. Good that we cleared that up

@@KungKokkos Hey mate, Judaism refers to Judah, son of Jacob. Not Judas ;)

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unexpectedly insightful

I lose it everytime with "Why was He be running around with all of them reindeers?"

Deadpool Pope Francis should teach him thing or two.

Deadpool I know right, cause that's exactly what Jesus would want him to do - show hate and anger instead of love and peace ;)

Seems a lot of religious people are full of hate and judgement.

With that kind of attitude, who would want to meet you?

And what injustice would that be, pray tell?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! i died on that part.

Well thats cause it was christmas init

That was the best part of the video lmao

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Lmaoooooo

I thought that was the best one. Funny on a couple of levels.

Ye, great

Best joke so far had me laughing for a minute

That's deep! That's life, innit??

The priests face was just perfect!

The Rabbi remembered not to cast his pearls before swine, ironically enough, well before the Christian did 😂.

The Rabbi seems pretty relatable.

And the guy trying not to laugh lol

bahahahaha chinese, cho is chinese surname and i don't think she was really listening to his every word.

@@directorlunchie2322 Cho is a Korean name

@@pathologicallyfriendly cho means dog in Vietnamese

@MAD GRUMPYMAN yiu chrazy fukshyt

lol

Shes got a video of it😂😇

So many nuns work part time as stripper's lool

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Omg lmao! Ali g is hilarious

There are some Ali G interviews where Sacha can't stay in character and starts to laugh - the best are "Ali G Hoverboard" and "Ali G Welsh language"

It's not a character dumbass. He's a chav from Staines who got very. very lucky.

Great actor and timing.

@@TonyEnglandUKa personal favourite is borat in the bowling club toilets you can see the moustache curling up as he tries to hold in his laughter it’s epic.

@@NickMullet lol oh man I just watched the bowling club one, it's priceless watching Sacha laugh every time the old bloke looks away

Well, it’s a large part of how we have survived as a species. So, yeah, sex is a big damn deal.

@@cityhawk coomer

They're just watching the show lol

Mr Explosion Christmas was "invented" after Jesus's birth. So technically he could not have been born during the busy Christmas season.

@Mr Explosion when it's Christmas, most hotels, grocery stores, and convince stores are closed

@@colonelkurtz6328 That was the joke, idiot.

@@Alex-bb1xn So funny !!! You made me laugh so f'n hard at 2:30 in the morning that I couldn't stop... Thanks !

@@colonelkurtz6328 Christmas wa there before the time of jesus, it was called saturnalia.

Yeah, i noticed that. rabbi's seem more chilled to me, though.

James Watson ouh yeah, bring a jewish settler to the debate to see how cool and chill they are.

Funny thing, the rabbi went to prison after this episode for filming people in the bathroom of his synagogue.

As cool as an ice cube in antarctica. I dislike islam and christianity more and I am an atheist, so I'd chill with the jew and smoke some blunt and get drunk.

Eltercero Sacha Baron Cohen is actually Jewish

Also, 52???? He looks more like 68. I'm guessing sex slows down the aging process!

Don't feel sorry for him. For 52 years he has been getting happiness from b̶o̶y̶s̶ Jesus.

Nah he doesn't really seem to care much.

Maybe he had sex before he became a priest?

@@thomaskendell8146 I highly doubt that

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Cleverly framed😂

Lol

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Thinner i think he said!!

@@schoutropfreestylertricks6575 in the UK we say 'fitter' when we mean 'hotter'.

@@suri7075 ok thanks. 👍

@@schoutropfreestylertricks6575 fitter

Aleph Bot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha it took me 3 years to understand this joke

@@igoralmeida1683... a little slow there aren't you ? I bet it takes you 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"

@@carlpen850 or 3 hours would be

@ Aleph Bot... no room at the inn because it was Christmas and then that incredible dumb look on the priest's face... pure gold... lmao

I don't get it. Can someone explain?

Init.....Aight.....

I do too,all the time :)

Andy T are you a God?

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Gute

@@alexandersavvin1024 No he has a nine incher.

She was a terrible person. I think she ended up getting murdered by her son or something

@@GuyFromTheSouth nigga what

@@GuyFromTheSouth how is she terrible? rofl stfu

hes a bitter religious whackjob who just made up a story about her cause shes atheist and hes threatened by that.

that shit was fucking hilarious... sasha is true alpha

that synchronicity at 2:29

That did make me laugh

Good Point

Oh, the irony. I love it.

@@bodhisattva9762 there was litteral roman documents about him being put to death u dummy so how did he no exist whether or not he was a God is up to u

Bodhisattva irony of what?

*Catholic priest. Trust me, not all Christians are as crazy as the Catholics are.

Nick Hartman catholics are Christians ya pleb

Nick Hartmann hasn`t met a TV evangelist yet.

+billyblackburn87 not all Christians are Catholic though...ya pleb

hahahahaha fuck I'm so dumb I didn't even think of that lmaoooooo

HagbardCel23 the main man always gets me LOL

Jesus Christ

Biggups

What was his name again?

@@vlindstrom JESUS CHRIST

katoness He is after all... an overhyped David Blaine.

Haris Mustagrudić 0.55 "Yo - Sorry" hahaha

renek vienna hahahaha thats the bit that killed me the most haahahahha

Blaines*

JL2715 Thx for the correction!

Mad I used to be Catholic vibes

@@TheMarcMan word

@@lilaclunablossom 🐶👺

religion teaches you how to be an offended crybaby little bitch

Church bad moment.

It's called editing. You don't know if he really said that during filming or if it was shot after cuz they saw an opportunity for a joke

@@keppgiggles6318 what?

@@keppgiggles6318 Looks legit to me

@@keppgiggles6318 Ironic

+Flashman "We's got a video"

I prefer to spell it as sista fista.

It’s sister fister 👊 .. all these years and you guys didn’t see the dark twist

@@Krowsnose please do release

I know I’m 5 years late but I was your 1000th like

Hahahahahah that one killed me

With the altar boys.

well the bible is documented by ancient roman texts

@@grrumakemeangry Very little of it, and no eye-witness testimony to any of the Jesus character's life exists.

'we 'ave is a video' on proof of Sister Fista :) He rolled that Priest well.

Grrumakemeangry and Greek texts before that!

@@grrumakemeangry Yes, but that isn't the point. It's quite uncontentious that there's been a group of people that split off of the main Jewish faith about 2000 years ago. What makes it ironic is the baseless belief in a god.

Maria Johnson Awesome point

I was cracking up at that point also...

Wow! Took a second for me to understand that point. But yes, great point!

Very good point

I don't get it

Christians preachers are always Mad AF XD

@@FemboyGaycko_OwO Not really I've seen some really good ones that even I liked talking to and I've been an atheist since 10. That being said, the one I had as a kid was just like this, possibly worse.

The love is Jesus Christ is vibrating off of him

Subtle but brilliant

perfectly put. so rare to come across an intelligent observation in youtube comments. (i'm not kidding.)

@@williamstyron2156 ahaah thank you Sir

Jews know jews

Rabbis can get laid. They tend not to be bunged up tight as the Catholic priests.

because rabbis are relatively more open minded than catholic priests, just facts.

He gets that it's satire.

Everyone other than the priest caught on to it. You can hear giggles from the rabbi and the women at the end lol.

I would say this dude was one of the more even minded priests..

Shut the fuck up! I've been married a long time and I'm offended by your comment!

@@Mike-kr5dn your intelligence is extremely questionable

Unless you are on twitter then everything offends you

@@hotdog7988 ohhhh hahahaha

Religion is for the sheep Ali g is correct

@@geegee8625 opposite in 2023

Ali G - Hoverboard. That straight face loses the fight beautifully.

hes a pro actor. took many classes in acting. one of the best

That was the most under rated comment of the show

I actually felt a bit sorry for her

@@od3566 It was an edited reaction shot. You can tell by the end of it that she had fun.

@@Kiwi11N Wait seriously? What's his name?

Barry Freuundel, absolute freak he is, set up cameras to watch women undress

Niall Foley holy shit you’re right , wtf

@@niallfoley6711 Better than catholic priests watching boys undress.

@watercubes 99 Are you defending priests? The problem is that the immunity (historically) granted to the church is being exploited in this modern age. These ancient things need reviewing as we are no longer in the dark ages and tings come to light too easy, but you are right that it should be sorted in all walks of life.

Back to normal at 3:52

But that's life, innit?

But would you say that if she waz a bit fitter?

@@TonyEnglandUK I didn't like that joke. It was probably the least funny joke of the skit because that was always the part of Ali G that was unnecessary

@@patriceaqa288 but would you say that if u wazn't a minga?

@Daniel Crutcher Such as?

@@daniel8763 Daniel be like bruh

@@ermisntaskas2414 lmao

Daniel Crutcher Which is? 🤣😐💀 it’s been two months mate, and don’t say a novel 💀

@Daniel Crutcher Absolutely zero evidence of any god from any religion has ever existed. You can tell yourself otherwise if you like lying to yourself, but there is no evidence of your sky daddy.

***** No. Their testimony only holds water when supported by other evidence. And nobody knows who wrote the bible and if they witnessed anything. The bible is just claims. It is not evidence that those claims are true. Do you think other holy books are true because the people who wrote them claimed they were witnesses to the things in them? Most of the people that people claim wrote the books of the bible are people they don't even have evidence or proof that they even existed. They don't even know if Moses ever even actually existed. For most (not all but most) of the prophets and kings in the bible there is no evidence to support that they were even real people or ever existed.

*****" what about the Mary appiritions? Witnessed by thousands and thousands? What about the footage of a cross in the sky in Moscow, the video of Virgin Mary in the Ivory coast? That is proof too. The Quran was written by one person while the Bible was written by 40. There's power in numbers. " So what? Thousands and thousands claimed to see a UFO in Arizona. Thousands have claimed to see ghosts, fairies, leprechauns, dragons, Zeus, Shiva. People claim to see all sorts of stuff and they do so in the thousands sometimes. And who cares what you see in clouds. I've seen Abraham Lincoln in the clouds. Our brains see patterns. There is a picture all over the internet of what looks like Jesus in a dogs asshole. And video? Are you really trusting video in this day with CGI and photo shop? Really? And how do you know it was the virgin Mary? Were you alive 2000 years ago and so know what Mary looked like? Nobody know what Mary really looked like in real life so how could they know what they were seeing was her? What picture of Mary do they have from 2000 years ago that they could hold up to the sky and compare what they saw with the picture?

jinxy72able stop commiting idolatry and read the bible idiots

@@therejected852 No thanks, I prefer modern fiction.

Blood_Of_The_Dragon And the works of Sigmund Freud especially.

That is a brilliant comeback this cat is a deranged genius!!!

lol he used that word when talking to Anita Roddick. He asked her _"Ain't it a bit hypocriticalist being a hippy and selling soap?"_

Kamran Kamal If you want to look like a fool, sure.

geofreyr he uses sarcasm and satire. He isn't really dumb, it's a character

+josh thompson yes of course.

+Kamran Kamal Cohen is a fairly religious Jew. He's an equal opportunity troll because there is a funny way to look at most people with their "important" ideas. He would have jumped at the chance to interview your Saint Dawkins in this character. I expect the tone of it would have been similar to the Noam Chomsky one that he did.

Absolutely taking the piss at every opportunity love it

LifeOfRy are you a Redditor

Conor Hayes no?

He's clearly a nonce

LifeOfRy are you dumb bro haha

Conor Hayes don’t have a clue what you’re on about tbh

Ali's mate Dave doesn't get enough airtime.

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Same here !! Even on revisits years after such as this ..

Pretty much. He shot himself in the foot there.

Haffaz Ajamhinadad Osama Hussein Aladeen don't forget the 'Gospel'.

Huffypuff who came up with a man in the sky. I have never heard of it...is it Christian belief

Huffypuff God is not an empirical entity. He is metaphysical, learn these basic concepts before opening your filthy lying mouth.

@@JD-yf8fo So he doesn't exist?

The irony is David Blaine is better than their god because we have evidence he exists, he's entertained people and no one has been killed in his name